>Hey anon, you don't mind being the goalkeeper right? We'll switch next game. (he wont)What do you do in this situation?
the meta was, to have the best ball on the street, so everyone wants to play with yours and you could chose your position
My ball, my rules.
GK is the most SOVL position, I' fine with that. Especially on these smaller fields, I scored plenty just dropping stinkers behind enemy lines.
>>155186019>What do you do in this situation?come to terms ive turned into a fat boomer
>>155186060okay, fatty
>>155186086I'm usually a winger tho
I get to stand around and get paid hundreds of thousands for it? *swells to 400lbs*
>>155186019i liked playing goalie as i could scream at the others like kahn. My favourite larp.
>>155186093a chicken winger i bet, fat fuck
>>155186019the playground has simple rules. the fattest one is the goalkeeper. if you dont like it, lose weight
>>155186101Help me up lads
>>155186101a man can't even make a living through endorsement deals anymore
>>155186019I don't. My reflexes are better than yours anyway, shitter.
>>155186019Put the gloves on because I was that kid who loved playing goalkeeper
get to play in my jimjams
>>155186142I'm the fatter I ever was now and I'm at BMI 26,9, now post yours
>>155186188SOVL
>>155186188I did this. And still do this when I play.
>>155186019put in such low effort that you are forcibly removed from the goalkeeper position
i was first or close to first pick in primary school then late pick in high school because of late puberty
>>155186228>the david james methodYou could be the next ingurland gk after Pickford hangs up his gloves
>>155186188it's either this or getting your knees bloody every match. which isn't anything major, it just gets annoying when you play multiple times a week
>>155186234have you grown up since? or do you still retain those boyish good looks?
>>155186159Hes from my hometown
>>155186319nope, twink death is real
>>155186042this sounds good until someone kicks your new ball over a wall and into the river
