Imagine if America cared about soccer
>>155187293Soccer is fucking gay.A bunch of manlets failing to kick a ball into a net that's 20 billion feet wide. It's a complete cope sport for manlets.
>>155187293I just did now what
>>155187293An America caring about soccer would be an America not worth living in. It would be full of communist shit like >free healthcare, gun grabs, and (once again) open borders.Fuck soccer.
>>155187334lanklet cope
football*
>>155187334>feetKWAB
>>155187293>>155187334>>155187346>>155187358Why are americans like this? It's like they live in a parallel world where egomaniacal schizophrenia is normal.
>>155187334The best striker in the world is 6'2. The second best striker in the world is 6'5.
>>155187477I don’t want a world cup here as much as you don’t
>>155187293We gotta give the rest of the world a sport they can win at
>>155187479Kek Jalen Brunson and Steph Curry are endlessy called short and too small. those are small by sports standards.
>>155187477We live in a reality where America is the best and the rest of the world is fucking dogshit. We just want the rest of you to fuck off so you stop dragging us down to your level. Soccer is emblematic of that.
>>155187334>I NEED MY BLACK GH INJECTED ANABOLIC MUTANTS
>>155188106>the best>extreme left shithole, pedofarm, fake genders, DEI politics, trans children
>>155188210You just described California which is not American
Football is actually the most universal sport created by humanity, being the most intuitive and enjoyable with just one ball, allowing anyone to like it. I can watch Brazilian girls playing football on Instagram reels all day long.
who knew all we needed were a few pacey ngubu lightbulb heads
>>155187293Imagine if LeBron cared about basketball
>>155187334TRVKE
>>155187293imagine if Europeans other than balkan fatboys cared about basketball