Through his force-of-nature personality, Dana White has transformed what was once a fringe activity, deemed “human cockfighting” by John McCain in 1996, into a $1.5 billion operation that stages cage fights around the world. In 2025, the UFC helped secure its future when it inked a seven-year, $7.7 billion media-rights deal with Paramount that effectively doubled revenues from the previous agreement with ESPN. And on June 14, White will host his most high-profile spectacle: a fight card on the South Lawn of the White House. Ilia Topuria, a Georgian-Spanish lightweight who’s ranked the second-best pound-for-pound fighter in the UFC, is scheduled to face American Justin Gaethje in the main event. “We’re putting on the most historic sporting event in history,” White—like his friend President Trump, no fan of understatement—told TIMEheemvious >>155172373
dogshit thread
>I wish i was as cool as Daddypuria....instead I'm just a fat ugly mutt who is gonna get BLACKED in front of the world
kelpaa
"I'm so sorry Justin">*sharts*
Hokdaddy derangement syndrome
diego lopes lowk aura
>>155187532>t.justin's dad whom is his father
>p-please don't look at my tiny clitty please......it's leaking too hard because i saw the black beast's BBC bulge
>>155187583>gancinahe transition?
What race is Hookit?
>>155187614Ugly
>>155187614IC9
Hokit is lucky that Gane never lets out his bad side.
Urgent warning for Ganecels:Put in an emergency under for SSRIs, because Poatan is about to end your whole existence. BOOM. BOOYAH. SHIGGY SHIGGY. UH.
India Topiglet saw what the top of the brown hierarchy looks like and steatorrhea’d xer Bangladesh bussy
>>155187673schaub-esque
>>155187614Heemer.
Crazy to think that people thought Isl*m would stand a chance against GODpuria, after we just saw StrickGOAT DECIMATE Kh*mzat
aiemann zahabi is a real dark horse. very few realize his brother is a legendary mma intellectual who taught him all the secrets. this kid can't be underestimated.
>>155187614Pure American thoroughbred
hokit is uniquely american, just a complete charisma void compensating by being the lamest loudest guy in the room
Crazy to think Clitia would ever fight someone who isn’t a 38 year old bum
>>155187614nordic alien
"heh, im conservative alright"
>>155187708what's wrong with being indianhalf of this general is south asian
Don’t find your wife in Miami.
Just remembered that Pigslam couldn't finish or even hurt JDM in 25min
>>155187865
>>155187865>Khabib hiding behind flowers
Schaubbing the till lads
>>155187838We love indaddies here.
chama
>>155187893Your woman must post bikini pics for other men to masturbate over because…she just HAS to okay?!?!
DC is drunkBuffer gets a name wrongTechnical difficulties (audio)Technical difficulties (video)Technical difficulties (production)Weather troubleInsect troubleTerrorist attackDaner gives a speechDonar gives a speechBisping is drunkCanor/Max faceoffBibi makes an appearanceLive assassinationJustin winsAll American victoryLewis celebrationSteel cups mentionWar Machine appearanceChandler winsJones appearanceArman appearanceStrickland appearanceBryce appearanceAri Emanuel on cameraNipple slipCooch slipAspinhole slipLive slurAnik apologizes to viewers for offence causedHow did Alex make 85Helwani mentionedMee mentionedRogan mentions Derrick's ballsRogan mentions Ciryl's physiqueNickal winsBeer ad projected on White HouseGenital related product mentioned on airRecruitment commercial mid cardTito makes an appearanceMeng makes an appearanceAskren makes an appearanceRandy Couture not mentionedJelly Roll sings national anthemKid Rock sings national anthemAll finishesNo finishesPoatan gets flatlinedStop Antisemitism PSADana visibly irate on camera
Everybody wanna get to heavenBut few wanna dieYou wanna comb in the profitBut sow no seedsYou want your piece of the cakeYou wanna eat it tooPeople want to takeBut give nothing back
You hear that snoring noise? That's the noise you're gonna hear in the first round of the fight.
>>155187994Stop spamming.
>>155188008Because of your sleep apnea?
>>155187838First of all they aren't real people
>>155188010it's a suggestion box you stupid illiterate cunt or wonk for short
The ball is G*ne's head.
>>155188032We suggest that you end your life.
>>155188008terrific tito
>>1551880501) no one asked2) not your skitty diary
>>155187991It's gaslighting. They all know this is based. Its jealousy and envy.
>>155187994Donar is Thor.
>>155187795This unironically brought back his heeming power
Armdaddy might literally break Turd Fecalson’s spine and leave him paralysed
Stop running Khabitch
>>155187816Mike looks like he's forgotten what water tastes like.
>>155187865textbook look of disgust on islam's face
>>155188212what does water taste like?
>>155188212He only drinks from the hap tap these days I fear
>>155188231uh fuck you b
I meant regular kool aid
>>155188222That's because he's not standing next to a sexy black daddy
>>155188263damn thats gay
>wake up is russia lite>seethe about mexican american >talk sexually about african american why are russian lites like this?
Josh Hookit is a Goy
Behold the new LW champ
>YOURE LIKE AN ELEVATOR WITHOUT POWER>ONLY PLACE TO GO IS DOWN >NO SAFETIES >TO CATCH YOU >NO REFEREES >TO PROTECT YOU >OTIS? >MORE LIKE “OH SHIT”
>>155188369bet your fluent in yiddish
>>155188387The Incredible Hoke thinks Gaethje is going to win. America does too.
no weigh in show? what the fuck man i like the weigh in show more than the fights
>>155187614mestizo
THEY WILL ASK WHYI GAVE A BLACK GUYA BLACK EYETHE SIMPLE ANSWER IS:I'M FULL OF HATEBECAUSE CURTIS BLAYDESWAS INVOLVED IN PIZZAGATEYOU SICK BASTARDYOU WILL PAYAM I RIGHT MIAMI?
>>155188444sanko throating a dildo in front of some national monument while dc waddles around dressed as a penguin would have been clutch
Very American card. Main event fight is Justin Gaethje from Arizona and Ilia Topuria from Georgia.
Just Gaethje is mexican
>>155188515relax
>YOURE GOING TO BE RAINING BLOOD >JUST LIKE CURTIS BLADE>ILL LEAD YOU WITH SOME HAY>AND END YOU IN A MISERABLE WAY>BREAK A LEG WHY DONT YOU >ITLL BE FROM A CHECKED KICK>LEAVE YOU ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN >COVERED IN SHIT
>>155188569>relaxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kNvcxwJVs4
Ilia gets brutally revved by hokit
Heaven's where we wanna beBut death, no one wants to meetYou cash in the profits earlyBut sow no seedsYou wanna have your piece of the cakeYou wanna eat it tooPeople always wanna takeBut give nothing to you
ilia on pereira's shoulders in a trench coat searching for josh hokit
You know it's absolutely insane that it's legal for someone to be wearing a thai steel cup in the cageI mean just think about ifIf you had an armbarYou could be using the cup for leverageIt's crazy to me
Gaethje looks especially retarded for this fight
>>155188716
if you think about it /heem/ is an entire general full of josh hokits
they be like "Hok," "what?", "can you teach me how to Dougie?"
"what are you gonna do? push me?"-guy that got pushed
if josh hokits playing the heel and trying to get people to hate him he should wrestle fuck derrick lewis to a boring decision on the white house lawnthat would be so funny
>>155188790dont compare most posters here to a world class athlete and maniac on the mic
how did this general get so dead and bad in like 10 months it's not even worth it to shitpost here anymore
>>155188790josh hokit is mma guru
>>155188810>wrestle fucks for 14 minutes and 30 seconds >lets lewis stand up >points at center to bang>lewis is ready>hokit takes him down again >fin
>>155188821I'm pretty sure the moderator is intentionally making this place unusable for some reason
>>155188825if you don't present bussy, this is what the Strickmeister does to you
Merle is in the press again, dear oh dear
it really speaks to the dire state of the ufc that a mediocre and midwitted heavyweight can put in a little bit of effort into his personality and become one of the company’s biggest fighters
>>155188841like they're just banning everyone or what?
>>155188776at nearly a +500 underdog I am now shifting to Chandler to win>negatives He looks too lean and has two black sons.
>>155188810if he wants to be more boring he needs to be dagestani
>>155188860He got beat up by paddy Pimblett bro
>>155188856Pretty much constantly spamming cancer then banning everyone else over the most bullshit reasons
>>155188850all of these fighters want to be conor mcgregor but none of them ever try to talk trash or have a personality
>>155188850pay the fighters less. they are all freeloaders.
>>1551888564chan is run by Mossad, and like everything else going on right now they are burning this place down since it’s served it’s purpose
Genuinely forgot Suga Schaub O'Malley was on the card until checking tapology this morning
I can't believe Poatan is fucking dead
>>155188919Any other cognitive issues for you recently?
>almost all the americans on the card are white-passing mexicans
>>155188947What are you? My doctor?
>>155188952Interesting perspective on things.
>>155188932He was just a kid...
>>155188903and Paddy got beat up by Justin. Matchups make fights
>>155188569i was making satire
CHAMA ON YO MAMA
ilia isnt just playing the role this time around, he seems to have actually become the bad guytoo bad gard is to shit to beat him
i really hope gane doesn't do some cheap eye poke rabbit punch low blow bullshit to pereiraand i don't like how people are underestimating gaethje this heavilyhe's aggressive and we've seen ilia get rocked beforei think it will be competitive>>155189021i apologize
just spaffed to some vintage
https://youtu.be/WvW35Qk611Idc unc golfing
>>155189040respectfully, youre wrong. ilia is so far up his own ego he will deviate from his plan to try and make a “example” out of Gaethje. thats a pantojas box you dont want to open and for that, Gaethje will knock him the fuck out on the lawn.
Let's go Justin Goythje
pantojas bucks is a good one b
Perapist is going to federal fucking prison
>>155187614Taiwanese
yeah i gotta give him credit for that
>>155189041>we've seen ilia get rocked beforePathetic lie
>>155189131bappa have you seen the herbert fight
>>155189131herbert deen
there's probably going to be hours worth of weather delays tomorrow night. in the end making the card only 7 fights will have proven to be wise.
>>155189125gonna need hokit to slow talk like joshua gang bangin van
>>155189131This is true. Xhe simply wanted an excuse to suckle xer Jaidaddy
>>155189165jewish satellite beams will evaporate the clouds, no rain, but it will cause a hurricane afterwards, disturb the balance
Jai 'The Georgian Bussy Banger' Herbert
das rite
gonna try a cheeky chicken stir fry. will report back with the results!!
>>155189225good luck have fun
>>155189149>>155189150>>155189172>stands up>takes him down with easeKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK BEASTpuria haters can't stop coping
Triggers your napoleon complex, gets a lap dance from your baby mama to celebrate his victory and is soon about to make your new best friend relapse.>Nothing personal, kid. The Incredible Hok made me do it
>>155189241still got rocked though
Warning: This story contains descriptions/graphic details of sexual assault and might affect those who have experienced sexual violence or know someone affected by it.Alex Pereira, a prominent mixed martial arts fighter set to headline the U.S. president's 80th birthday UFC event at the White House, is facing allegations of abuse from two women — and it isn't the first time.Court records reviewed by CBC News, including depositions, allege the 38-year-old Brazilian UFC fighter engaged in misconduct including assault, forcible confinement, coercive sexual encounters and stalking.With Pereira now vying for a championship in a third weight class, many combat sports enthusiasts, including Canadian fans, are expected to tune in to Sunday's fight.The allegations, which Pereira denies, were first reported by Maike Backhaus for German broadcaster ARD/WDR. And they come as Donald Trump's administration continues to deal with fallout from the partial release of the Epstein files.Epstein survivors and lawmakers have accused the administration of a coverup and not believing the women who say they were trafficked and abused by the sexual predator who was once a close friend of Trump.https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/alex-pereira-ufc-abuse-allegations-9.7233842
glory kickboxing in an hourI repeatglory kickboxing in an hour
We cannot follow them
>>155189225cheeky chickens are the worst
>>155187478Fuck Dana
>>155189258>off balance>rockedOh dear oh dear let me show you what getting rocked and finished looks like
>l-let em know michael chandler >he has never fought a guy like you >its gonna be a real good fight>im really excited for it *chandler flicks dirt in angst*
Wenna make poo
>>155189304>Slovenia exposed as not even watching fightsNot like this...
>>155189268not reading any of that bird food
Im at burger king with my burger queen
>>155189268slimy rat journalism
>>155189277Will it be on Amazon prime
>>155189406That is Gay ITHAT IS GAY I
https://youtu.be/qokQVHknaMUhttps://youtu.be/ND9NIqai7O4https://youtu.be/Udi5-qWw4Dw
>>155189379
>>155189268Ur opinion = wgaf
>>155189406midget will be decapitated on the white house lawn
>>155189468gaethje always been a dawg...
Alex Pereira has a history of abusing the women around him, however, the toxic MMA space will continually excuse and ignore this behavior, even celebrate it, because they are deeply closeted homosexuals who fundamentally hate women.
The contract, pisslam
Circle of fire my baptism of joy at an end it seemsThe seventh lamb slain, the book of life opens before meAnd I will pray for you, someday I may returnDon't you cry for me, beyond is where I learn
bring back coal mines
>>155189477>Birds fly and fish swim and I do this.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yardAnd they're like, it's better than yoursDamn right it's better than yoursI can teach you, but I have to charge
>>155188793>>155189529find a better dancer in the ufc…you cant. you wont.
>>155189268>Germany mention*flag emoji**biceps flex emoji*
>>155189580takes away all power from jon jones
yanks really go crazy for the covington type lame niggas
Finna wenna poo mate- Tai tiuvasa
>>155189616you forgot the jon gif
they aint got shit else
>>155189631they. are. blood. sport. fighters. you want a fashion show? you want them being nice to each other complimenting their skills? you want fake faggot respect force fed? you want the fighters to think about the families watching at home? fuck. you. fucking. pussy. ass. bitch.
Giosué Occhiti
>bloodsport for money is okay>saying too many mean words is way out of line
>>155189665usa fighter used to mean chuck dan don tank tito and even ken dare i say it
>>155189684doesnt get more fake than someone like hokitjust a completely forced WWE personality that makes your inbred trailer park mongs clap your hands
1 more sleep until the biggest humiliation ritual of muttmerica that will ever exist PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>155189684that post really stuck with you huh?
Derrick Lewis might be fat but it's that "fat" whats gonna win him Biggest Boy at the State Fair this year.
I just wanna watch big booty latinas hit each other bloddy
jiriing someone else's khamzat and the pussy phone is hear but the tap i needed to use a floor wiper handle to smack up so i could wash my aspinall without standing, what idiot estonian designed this daner
>>155189783talmbout dat dere powerslap?
>>155189727gaethje by mossad directed energy weapon
>>155189798Any good matches b?
>>155189722not this again. you cant comprehend how much he is working you retarded euro fags. stick to your first language and leave the selling of the fights to the big dogs. Without Hokit this card would be a “dis doo izzuh good guy but come sunday imma fight him”
>>155189684Typing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make. You. Badass. And. It. Doesn't. Improve. The. Point. You're. Trying. To. Make. You. Just. Sound. Like. A. Faggot.
>>155189837Hey man I noticed you licking Hokits balls last night here too. Take a step back man, youre coming off as some sort of homosexual loser. Be better.
ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK
>>155189869S.y.f.a.u.
>>155189837the biggest fight on the card is heel topuria and the people's fight is ciryl whooping an ape
guru wuz here
>>155189901You're *clap emoji* the *clap emoji* one *clap emoji* who *clap emoji* started *clap emoji* doing *clap emoji* this *clap emoji* gay *clap emoji* shit *clap emoji* first *clap emoji*
>>155189519YJK Clitia’s boiminge got moist the thought of bottoming for Daddyrales
>>155189925>ciryl whooping an ape
>>155189976Strikland broke this man
>>155189982dye anthony joshua hair blonde give him some hideous tattoos and pink hot shorts and i would believe he is from rio de janiero
Hokdaddy got the Pigclitties frothing
>>155189976How can he be this bad at weight cutting when he was clearly very good at it earlier in his career?
>>155190049burnout probably
>>155190049gets harder with age b
>>155190049The wrestling match is at 205
>>155189869listen. here. you. fucking. faggot. u. wouldnt. say. that. to. my. face.
>>155190049tough to cut weight when you been sleeping in silk sheets b
>>155189875Moderate better? Be worse?
>>155190039You call men daddy. Faggot bitch!!
>>155189976unprofessional turns out to be unprofessional. hmmm
>>155190049didn't he nearly die twice
All footage of Khamzat lately is bizzare. Hes completely lost his aura. Its like a different person.
>>155190049Xher belly is still full of Strickdaddy's cum from the brutal Strickdaddy dickdowns xhe received last monthi fear
>>155190049Khamzat never made weight
Americans are corny as hell. People looked at Hulk Hogan and thought, "yeah this is cool as fuck".
>Even doe zatdaddy won
the hulkster was just ripping off billy graham b
Good thread
>>155190362>Americans are corny as hell says the Englishman who watches 90+ minutes of chasing ball on field, all to be decided by a tough 0-0 match, and riot in the stands. lol
>>155190434vaginal sex?
>>155190389woah cool list of others opinions. mind showin yur score card m8? now dazuh fioght
>>155190450faustian spirit , that
>>155190450To be clear, there never was no watching of football. Fucking punk.
four letter wordsn bombswill mma sink any lower?!
Let me try his meat, I'm gonna smash this guy
OH OHHH
>>155189976>having to take humiliation ritual wrestling matches against professional X users because you are too scared to go home Peach of a beast
>>155190615digital penetration?
The face of the poofc
in 15 years we will look back on the hokit era as the peak of sport
hokit isnt consistently funny
>>155190482Never heard of her
Firas will prove this week that he isn't a hack that stumbled into some french-canadian prodigy
>>155190362it was a different era
bros it's the white house card and no one even caresi'm not seeing any cazzy appealwtf happened
>>155190893the press conference had like 90k views live
you see now that's the real josh right there
hokit recruits you to write some of his lines for his next press conferencewhat do you give him
>>155190893jews happened, the sport was better off when it was dominated by local mafia rather than global jewish mafia
>>155190915The last ppv had 130
>>155190921Grasso let me eat your ass-o
>>155190893These people took over
>>155190982hokit cuts to 175lopes moves up 175winner gets grassobook it ari
>>155190893The UFC doesn't promote fights anymore
bros posting redit screenshots
Imbecile embarrassing community+cringe fighters make me not want to engage with the socials online… lack of stars and lackluster card names in paramount era… esl stars or don’t even speak EnglishNon cringe fighters haven’t been fighting lately as well
>>155191021buncha no fun faggots want everyone acting like them but offer no alternatives but being hespectful
>>155191085engage with bj penn. he is free and clinically sane. whos the imposter now huh
so how does it feel to be fighting in this locationyeah it's incredible to be here with all these fans and i'm looking forward to putting on a show for you guys
>>155191140leheckin hole sum!!! LeHeckin Hole Sum!!!! SAY IT AGAIN SAY IT AGAIN!!!>next question for Dana White >How happy are you?
>>155191122I’d watch bj penn drama if he’s acting up again since he got kicked out of his house. By engage I mean watch/read mama content… I’m bored of stupids and boring been reading more books and watching movies outside of the fights
>>155191021I want to see this same energy directed at the muslim fighters and their retarded memes
>this question is for ilia too poor yeah>whats it like being the #2 pound for pound fighter
ilia bitched gaycheese if we're being completely honest with ourselves
remember when we used to get stickies for our events
What would a win on Sunday mean for you?
There are people that view MMA as a sport and not as like the one good soap opera that we got left in this shithole?
Theres no weigh in show? Not even an official stream? The fuck??? I have to watch some random mma media YouTube channel to see the weigh ins for the one of the biggest events of all time?nigger what???
>>155191245>my coach is better than your coach >no no my coach is better than your coach>no my coach is better than your coach>my coach is better>no my coach is better this got you riled up? you female?
>>155191309DC escort agencies are too good b
UFC is not a sport, it's entertainment. Dana White said that "soccer is the least talented sport because even 3 year olds can play it". I know he was trolling but he literally just highlighted why UFC has no value - because not a single person in their right mind who isn't a retard with nothing going for them gets into a cage like that.
Gane about to be looking herculean
>>155191312gaycheese fan upset hes getting knocked out tomorrow
ok i pull up
>>155191309they muzzled anik and dc last night. a prestigious event like this, that will be in history tablets doesnt need a pre show of dc being drunk trying to show off.
>>155191333and because of the exclusivity around it - there's nothing great about being "the best in the world" at something if hardly anyone is competing.
>>155191333what's the point of this post? you think someone is gonna read it and say "huh, never thought of it that way. I no longer enjoy dudes getting heemed" or were you tired of no one hearing your personal bitch sessions and wanted to vault it into the ether? don't reply, I don't want an answer I just want to call you a fag.
They picked the most auraless goofy Brazilian for chandler to shit on fucking free money +500 chandler
>>155191370But theres not even a basic weigh in stream from ufc. Just two random channels are playing it. Seems super weird they wouldnt do a stream. Anik is there doing the announcements and everything
>>155191347cool hypothetical statement, I dont do those. it is known Gaethje is knocking Topuria out, see you tomorrow.
>>155191425Where are they weighing in? Hotel or White House?
ilia lost his cool but gaethje wasn't confident enough to capitalize on that
Yeah hello I am whiet I eat shit fast food and poo without an bidet and just smear the shit on micht ass after and I love Hokit! Ya retards!!
cage surface looks slick, and the logos might shift causing a slip and fall. Scuffed in the right places. Bet the house on Chandler
>>155191333huh, never thought of it that way. I no longer enjoy dudes getting heemed
>>155191447Looks like a hotel. No ones talking about weigh ins on here or reddit. Theres like 5k viewers. Im so confused.. It feels like some random weigh ins happening for an amateur event.
Why does Duckpuria only oink for 40 year old daddies? Did xhe pull out because slamdaddy won’t pull out after stretching and spunking xer?
>>155191512see you sunday
>>155191454Gaethje is a very low IQ individual
>>155191516You got me interested Ill tune in to help this small promotion out.
The purchase
>n-n-no one cares about this event! (x7,844,436)
>>155191547
>>155191431BURGERS in RUINS and had to MANUFACTURE a american win on THE american card via two fat shit americans fighting each other
Fight my S-Slamdaddy? Of c-course….200 million please!
All will become clear
Lol topurias still mad from last night
it's over, slamcels. nobody cares about him anymore.
>>155191711Its all a work
>>155191711do you think big jeff here cries if he found out the absolute state of his republic?
>broadcast cuts out for gane so bettors cant see how fucking jacked he is
Spam Control to Major WonkSpam Control to Major WonkTake your schizo pillsand put your helmet onSpam Control to Major WonkCommencing meltdown,monitor onCheck ban statusand may Jan's love be with you
>>155191711holy shid hes telling on danerits over
Watched the embedded and now I'm wonked the fuck out bigly
Nobody and I truly mean nobody gives a fuck about Clitia Topiglet
>>155189268>He also denied confining her to a room but did say he took her cellphone so she wouldn't leave.>"The door was open. She could have left whenever she wanted," he said.Kek, holy based.
why is the ceremonial being aired on the ufc channel and the real one not and where is drunk sanko>>155191802very good
strickbeast... now that's a fucking draw
I'm convinced Alex Pereira has a legitimate BBL
Strickpiggy vs du piggy did 150k ppvs
>>155191873power comes from the ass
>>155188810the crazy thing is he was heel, then somehow turned himself ultra babyface by having one of the craziest fights of all time and got over huge. and then just threw it all away to go be a shitty heel again. makes zero sense
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I JUST SEARCH A FIGHTERS NAME IN PARAMOUNT PLUS AND THE FUCKING FIGHT REPLAY IS BROUGHT UP WHY DO I HAVE TO SCROLL THROUGH 200 FIGHTS LIKE A TV SHOW EPISODE TO FIND WHAT I WANT HOLY SHIT FUCK YOU DUMB NIGGERS
>>155191659dont watch it then? where is the top british promotion having a show at the palace?
>>155189684But for real, loudest, most gimmicky fighters always have the lamest fights. Copey and Stricklel have like 3 finishes in both of their careers combined.
>>155191905ffffffffFFFFFAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT
>>155191910watchmmafull dot com b
Holy fucking shit lmao turdny looks 75
>>155191910dont be a casual, use the fight card number or name.
>>155191939Even then it won't bring up the Fight Night card I want.
>>155191938the titanium transplant has failed...
>>155191914we arent as performative unfortunately
>>155191938garth took at least 20 years off his face
>>155191938Undefeated Professional Boxer Tony Ferguson
>>155191958Is it from the espn era, it could be that. Which fight?
lemme try spammy's meat
>>155191983Mason Jones' fight on the Evloev/Murphy card. I'm watching it after scrolling, but I literally couldn't find it any other way.
>>155191938Shartman looks like he has a syndrome of some kind.
>>155191970dont say that you still have tyson fury
Spelunking with Volk
>>155191938The rapings aged xhim
>Arman>Armenian
>>155191997Nice. Thats how you problem solve right there thanks to the faggots at paramount
>>155191938Tony looks very hispanic in this photo
GEEEEEEEEG topiglets are so pathetic
Glory is starting a bit slow
>>155191938Extra 4 pound weight cut to mentally destroy the opponent
>>155192143you suckin fuckin or both?
didn't shartman say he was the backup
Pereira by lighter man's skill
no weighing show?
>>155192125>how could u tell im brown?
>>155192164>>155192164>>155192164>>155192164punches and kicks only
>>155192188Daniel Cormier was reportedly too drunk to be on air
>>155192188look at that smug fuck. he will be humbled
What will be the reddit excuse when Chama gets bulldozed?
Name a well-spoken MMA fighter
>>155192188justin looks so good
>>155192225breh thats the first time he hasnt looked smug. between the divorce and pushing gaethje I think somethings finna give
>>155192270curtis blaydes
>>155191938Tony will ankle pick him mark my words
>>155192235>he wuz already small moving up to LHW, good for him trying his best. CHAMA>he showed he wuz as gayme as dey cum going to fight an absolute murderer in Gane >wow. just wow. >no way gane can keep doing this. ban him for life>okay so im like watching this card with my wife’s boyfriend and he literally is cheering for gaethje.
>>155192270Jon "Bones" Jones.
Poohand 251lbs
>>155192235they will blame the JonesiestOAT as they always do cap this
>>155192270Pat Miletich
>>155192284notice his slight eyebrow raise. trust me he is still smug
>Garths walkout song will be Ain't no grave
>>155192307The Gays are known to be very well spoken
>>155192329How on earth did he ever make 185
>>155192373botox b it's always like that
>>155192373doo thinks he's joey but he's actually ross
>>155192373pretty sure that = worried
>>155192386and you'd know alot about that shirley
>>155187478Why do you think Redditors and online folk hate the idea of the White House holding sporting events so much? Normal people seem to think it's cool or, at a minimum, don't care. Yet, these types seem to have a disdain for something that is objectively cool.
The realization us starting to settle in Gaethje mutts..... oh dear........ we're gonna get heemed and dickdowned by Daddpuria tomorrow
>>155192415one of phoebe's wacky boyfriends more like it
He looks like shit at 251. He will be slow. Should’ve came in at 220-230
>>155192383Kino
Heem rippy
>Never, ever believe in yourself, and give up.
>>155192427>why do redditors because they havent killed themselves yet but every dog has its day
>>155192485Holy shit Pereira is a fucking dead man
>>155191021It's true though. These characters have always been the scourge of the sport, keeping it lame and not allowing it to break through to the general public.Throughout the years there have been fighters that you could show to someone who watches tennis or golf and they would actually change their mind about mma being a sport for troglodytes. There's just never enough of them to unlame the sport. Too many stricklands, black beasts, colbys, conors, too loud.
Poatan is going to look like a fat unc at a barbecue
>>155192518plinio is a cruel slavedriver
Rumble wouldve fucked Peloton up and he was a WW
>>155192546Rumble also died of AIDS
>>155192534besides georges name 2
peereira forced himself to be fatter so he could weigh more than gane who never weighs above 250. he just wanted that headline. bet the house on the honorable gane.
>>155192427Redditors are 99% low iq brown people who see the most goyim opinion possible and autistically latch onto it. They do this with everything they touch, they are the best goys
>>155192546Crumble was shit. People overrate him so much because of a meme streak but he was a massive heartlet
Glory is so based
>>155192570heeminds me of thompson shaving his head when he ran for sheriff iykyk
>These characters have always been the scourge of the sport
>>155192534The UFC barely goes to Mexico because of the characters that inhabit it. The ufc goes to Brazil more than Mexico chew on that. Maybe Mexico should have some charismatic fighters so they can join the list of “too loud” and sell your nation as something more than a drug and gore pit to avoid. Steve Garcia is Americas boy now.
>>155192604we should add kickboxing to the new megathread formerly known as box, since it doesn't have it's own genny what do you think?
post garth
>>155192562similar to Tommy Morrison both big punchers too
India Topiglet is a gay brown raped midget who was dumped by a miami sex worker
>>155192534You're fucking retarded.Curtis blaydes is a shitty boring garbage fighter. Josh Hokit turned him into a star in their fight.Why? How?BECAUSE MOTIVATION YOU STUPID COCKSUCKERIF HOKIT TALKS MAD SHIT AND CLOWNS ON YOU IN THE PRESSER YOU HAVE TO RESPOND OR YOURE A BITCH AND HE MURDERS YOU HE FORCES YOU TO BRING YOUR BESTYOU SHOULD BE HAPPY THAT THIS GUY FINALLY KICKED THESE FIGHTERS ASSES INTO GEAR
>>155192604said no one ever
Afer Gane loses Id like to see him get koncked the fuck out by one Louis Sutherland
Gane got next!
>>155192534>These characters have always been the scourge of the sport>mentions some of the most popular fighters
unbelieveable how shit glory referees are
a general for all sports with big or no gloves
>>155192518They had to cut the feed so gamblers wouldnt see ganes physique lol
Afer Gane freud checks Alex
>>155192188A hammered DC eating chicken and Sanko being ballgagged for some challenge might hurt the professional picture the company tries to convey this weekend
>>155192591Dirty diaper Zionald is the bestest goy I’m afraid
>>155192636100% but the box uncs would get bitchy
>>155192677you're posting in it
This Brazilian retard really said yea ill put on 40 lbs of fat and beat ciryl gane lmao
>>155192659Huh...ok yuor changing my mind b you raise an good point
>>155192596In a two year span he fought Brenneman and Arlovski. still had to get a streak to get back into the picture, beating names like Branch, Pitbull, Kyle, Mr Wonderful, Lil nog, Gus, Poster boy, Darth Bader, Glover. Rumble was fun
tom/guru/associated bongs:you will walk out to collie budz, do this thing properly it's your only chance to salvage anything and everything you're doing is utter shit, "mate", even the champion sponsor feels like cruel irony so listen to clozza>inb4 buti'm a nice guy and who wants weak enemies for the king (Jones)
>>155187478i thought fights were today fuck dana fuck trump fuk america
I lean towards Poatan. There's a lot of questions about how he's gonna move at heavyweight. but he just has that x factor and striking to rival Gane
>>155192743kick/box/ing merger.
I wish big 80s hair would make a comeback bitches trotting about with manes very sniffable.
>>155192485wtf pereira weighed in 3 lbs heavier than gane
>>155192743oh no... maybe the spice will get their post per minute rate up to 0,015 not counting fury/usyk spam and samefagging>>155192744imagine how unusable this place would be if it was merged with pillowtap
Best UFC physiques of all time:1. Ciryl Gane2. Alistair Overeem3. Yoel Romero4. Paulo Costa5. Islam Makhachev
>>155192841KWAB what a fat turd
>>155192841He dirty bulked 40 lbs of m(ass)
But then again how the fuck do you follow kickboxing, all the top guys are divided in k1 rise one fc and glory, glory has 12 event a year at most, k1 and rise people dont stream it, no real broadcast and no highlights in their yt thats foocken crazy, One fc really is the best at being relevant but then again their 4oz mt is top and they have that monopoly but their kickboxing is kinda shallow
there's no denying that gane is the perfect man
>>155192841He apparently ate loads of pringles before and a dominos
>>155192815come visit b you'll love it hear if you like big thick 7th layer wmma offer only extended ofc to IC1s
Guys... he beat THE jamahal hill...
Guys... He got dropped by THE Tai Tuivasa
i love chatri and his endeavours but it is a disgrace to muay thai let's be honest
>>155192892gane beat..... no one
What happened to tai after that tho
>>155192604What is it based on?
>>155192591Maybe it’s more brown but it’s a lot of white libs. They aren’t very aware of it, or mask it with lies and justification but it’s just natural lib behavior to be extremely Machiavellian as they tell the other side and accuse us of the bad behavior they themselves do and cleverly mask. So don’t focus on every silly think they oppose, which they do for many reasons, it robs them of power or personally just dislike it… it’s bad because it’s the enemy first and foremost and there is no other reasons necessary. Woke more correct here to see sides as enemies vs naive red Americans
2020-2022 Tai Tuivassa was one of the all time HW greats, you don't forget a run like that man.
>>155192917Guys he beat THE magomed ankalaev...
>>15519292910 point must system
>>155192884my children are finnish (polish/chinese)
gane denies would rather have you forget that gane beat tai so horrifically that the infamous drop/slip wasn't enough to take the round
>>155192673The sport has been stuck selling to retards for years. Have retards grown in numbers in recent years? Yes. Are there more logan pauls and nelk boys and claviculars on board? Yes. Is mma any closer to capturing the audience of more serious sports? Absolutely not. Even boxing looks like a respectable sport next to this and generates more money for that reason (certainly for its fighters).>>155192566DJ and to a lesser extent Khabib (his one chimpout was seen as righteous by the general public).
>>155192857Barboza was pretty jacked
>>155192950Ankalaev may be boring but he’s a better fighter than anyone Gane beat
>>155192968IC2 and IC5 are cool too but as long as you stick together no mating with our natural fauna unless you use condom
>>155192857I train but and want the Paulo Costa physique but my structure is like Poatan's only sadly. I'm slim and when I try to gain weight I just unironically get a fat ass and look slightly thicker but overall lanky build. Same as Poatan, but smaller.Even Poatan couldn't bulk up to look like Costa. Is it over for my physique aspirations?
>>155192917Ούτις? Talmbout Odysseus, b?
Gane beat aspinall
>>155192916Meh if they didnt exist mt would be a mess like kickboxing is Aint no one watching rws
>>155192980they both sound retarded i would have accepted fedor and argued bas though he's great
Hokits high key in pereira and topurias heads. Theyre both too esl to respond to him and thats why hes on this card hed here to make waves. Topurias face today is not a confident one its a divorced one
When you think of a gritty fighter you think of Bo Nickal.
>>155193109him going awkward josh really melted their simple minds
Grit. Determination. Bo
>SHAD HIS MAIC OHFF>I SAID SHAD IT OHFF SHAD HIM OHP!!!!! WHY WONT DET SHAD IT OHFF!!!!!Poor lil clitia...
thinking about benson consoling poor giorgina over a bottle or two of wine>violins is never okay g>*whispers softly* thank you Olivia>bischoff style hla commences
>>155193199Tko Hokit (midge-divorce)
i think the concept of banter escapes the american mind
>Hokpig's are squealin againThat's right open up for daddy it's feeding time
in myriad ways i really am the sorrentino of heemyou? personally? more of a tarantino
>>155193199>T tattoo for TopuriaIts actually T for Terrible-marriage-decisions
1 more sneep
T for time mismanagement
I haven’t been following this hokit the fatty what should I watch for funny stuff?
>>155193329oh you rascal
Bodied that gay midget freak.
>one more sleep til what happened to saying tomorrow
And you must be Mr management
Ilia "Don't You Talk About My Ex-Wife Like That Don't You Respect Women, Buddy?" Topuria
>>155193385it's not funny in that sense your better off watching man on the moon with tim curry
Be better sweetie.
>>155193322I’m more of a Fellini man myself, b.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wkBqB_F3wIThis will be Gane on sunday
>>155193443What a slutty piggy faggot
>>155193443Who is this sultry minx?
>>155193464no surprise or dismay there bappa
My name is Michael “Iron Mike” Chandler, champion of the Bellator organization, slayer of Tony Ferguson, loyal servant to the true Boss, Dana White. Father to a black son, husband to a barren wife, and I will have my title shot, in this life or the next.
>>155193506The one The only La leyenda el maricon Transpiglia
>>155193542brie's not barren that's what makes it funnier
I have a feeling this is the title fight gane finally wins
Strippers>attractive>loves having sex>used to disgusting men so will do all kinds of things to you becuase she likes you>knows how to dance>cant leave you and go back to their old life if they are to old and nobody will pay for them dancingNon-strippers>hate you>cheat on you constantly>have trains run on themselves all the time>will leave you even when they are 90 years old
>Strippers>>attractive>>loves having sex>>used to disgusting men so will do all kinds of things to you becuase she likes you>>knows how to dance>>cant leave you and go back to their old life if they are to old and nobody will pay for them dancing>Non-strippers>>hate you>>cheat on you constantly>>have trains run on themselves all the time>>will leave you even when they are 90 years old
>>155193579It is difficult to see Poatan losing to someone who lost to Volkov in a striking contest.
Ganechads WE are going to be champs
1 more day until Hookpig is completely forgotten and BEASTpuria becomes #1P4P
>>155193607Volkov spent 2 rounds lay and praying
Holding a stripper in deep embrace
Hokdaddy mindbroke all the brown trannies.
>>155193579This is all just performative to get him the belt after the cowardly tomala ran when it came
GIGApuria's got these piglets on life support
>>155193681There are no greater principles to live by than the Brazilian street code
>>155192980gooby, ronda and brock are still the biggest PPV sellers inside the UFC and most of their fights were a decade ago >>155193607drago had that kid on skates
Meanwhile in reality...
>>155193714it's weird how you have relevant posts ready for every flag almost like you made them while on a vpn
I have checked, re-checked, and re-rechecked, and yes, Poatan and Ilia are guaranteed to win.
Gane took inspiration from Tom of Finland for his presser outfit
>>155193681>>155193774remind me again how they're different to liberians
>b-brazza my #1p4p...... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>it's weird how you have relevant posts ready for every flag almost like you made them while on a vpn
>>155193859ok spams
>same unchanged booru filenames as the "Canadian" usesHmm....
The speed of Ciryl's jab was too much for the fastest heavyweight
>>155193891Our bacon bussies are all so loose from spaddy’s spamrapings…
>>155187478
>>155189580https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb9FwlubyIQ&list=RDHb9FwlubyIQ&start_radio=1
>>same unchanged booru filenames as the "Canadian" uses>Hmm....
Ilia has been cast as Vohnkar in Willow 2: Back 2 Tha Hood
Nothing makes xher seethe harder than BEASTpuria
>>155193678>Rampage visits his son in maximum security prison the next day>Damn you missed some wild shit on steam last night
>>155193969Lil goblin of a ting
>cravat>french bulldog Someone’s enjoying pride month
Poatan is getting heemed
5 hunnerd
You now remember your favorite lesbian fighter Gloria de Paula
i haven't been into the heem scene latelyis Gane still high iq?
>>155193607>alex loses a striking battle to ankalaev"n-no poor widdle awex was sick, injured and defenseless, his foot hurt!">gane has the same injury happen to him making him lose a lot of his movement against volkov"heh see? Gane is trash, he's just a bad fighter" yet ignore the first fight where Gane was 100% and completely danced around volkov and it wasn't even close.
Topiglets actually think this midge can fight at 170
>>155194214>m-muh injuries!Volkov beat Gane.And Poatan SMASHED Ankalaev. Also: G*ne lost to Jones in 3 seconds.
just placed 3 bets for 1 euro
>>155194247Alex would lose to jon at the same speed, mf got held down by izzy for an entire round. Izzy got his first career takedown EVER by taking alex down lol.
>>155194247Jon smelled like shit that fight, Gane thought they were going to DQ Jon for fighting in a full diaper
>>155194348Ankalaev who poatan more recently fought in the first fight didn’t bother taking him down and opted to stall/push to cage. I somehow doubt grappling is the thing gane will use to beat up poatan. I mean he fought ankalaev in lhw so they were a lot heavier than 205. It’s not a spinal or jones
>>155191873Nah it's natural
What is even happening?
