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>Saturday June 13th
>21:00
Qatar - Switzerland

>Sunday June 14th
>19:00
Germany - Curaçao

>Wednesday June 17th
>6:00
Austria - Jordan
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Anime
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>>155188713
based real threat maker
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hello
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>>155188713
wer übernimmt die nachtschicht to keep these threads alive

i would desu but it makes me feel like a dulli samefagging alone
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>>155189654
we posted during the USA game last night but somehow it still died
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>>155189654
That's my speciality, keeping useless threads alive
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>>155190607
i thought it was enough.. guess the USA euphoria was stronger
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>>155190950
the match thread was so fast it felt like 4chan was alive again
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>>155188713
Ah good OP, including our nachbar
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nazibar?
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>>155188822
>threat
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Neuer
Kabak-Katic-Thiaw-kolasinac
Ouedreaogo -goretzka-mckinnie
Sane-Dzeko-embolo

Realistically the schalke welttasse team would be top 3
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go back to your thread bro
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I just realized the Germany - Swiss - Austria mega german speaking region ends with Denmark as its northern hat and Italy as its southern boot
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>>155193685
Stop noticing things!!
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>Gleich drei Klubs haben nach BILD-Informationen richtig Bock auf Toure: Manchester United, Brentford und Newcastle United buhlen intensiv um den Nationalspieler der Elfenbeinküste
Welcome to__?
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>>155193296
>schalke is going to buy neuer
k retard
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hello to my fellow DrTwatty fags, I just saw our squad. Sommermärchen? more like GRIMM's Märchen holy shit.
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Hummels is surprisingly boring
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>>155194928
got normie-broken by his normiemaxxed gf. 2012 Bummels was kind of funny.
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Manzombiebros?
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i hope the Nati crashes and burns now wtf
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uff I didn't know /bundes/ was dead.
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rip
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>>155194986
Honestly I expected Mats to be a top tier Experte but he's such a soulless pussy. Zero aura
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>>155195590
>He doesn’t know
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The internal goal that has been set for this World Cup is the quarterfinals. If the German team reaches the last 8, the DFB would consider it a success. Reaching the first semifinals of a major tournament since the 2014 World Cup would be considered a huge success [@SkySportDE]
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>>155195685
I do now but it's still sad. is all of 4chins dead now? feels like it.
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>>155195835
Reasonable but won't happen
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Albania's match against Qatar will be an empty stadium and few goals
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>>155195835
wtf >we were in the semis in 2016. without Pigfucker we would have won that too.
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>>155195901
that's sad to hear, Herman the German.
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>>155195859
it was dead before but the hack from a year ago killed it even more
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>>155195901
Qatar/Switzerland is the matchup these ticket rices were made for
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>>155195927
uff
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>>155195835
meanwhile Kloppo is saying the we want to become weltmeister lol
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>>155195901
>Hob Schiss
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schacka
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We hate Xhaka here on /sp/bundesliga
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that shit empty AF
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>>155195927
where is everyone shitposting now? don't tell me they all got jobs.
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>>155196168
the greatest Swiss player of all time
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>fritzi is a chud
colour me surprised
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>>155196168
No, because he dabbed on Hühnchen
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Qatar should of brought the Saars again
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no Muheim no win
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>Das Rätselraten um die Zukunft von Ralf Rangnick hat ein Ende. Nach langem Tauziehen verlängerte der Deutsche seinen Vertrag beim ÖFB bis zur EM 2028
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offside?
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rigged
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>So hat mich Undav nach der Pressekonferenz der deutschen Nationalmannschaft begrüßt. „Pletti, jetzt bin ich hier und nicht Paris Brunner. Das war ein verrückter Take von dir. Hab’s live gesehen.“
De Deniz
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do you like your ad break?
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>>155198957
I'm hydrated now :)
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>Ralle extends contract with ÖFB
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>>155199670
who vill you root for in ze ösi vsa finale?
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>>155199670
Dang it Bobby
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swiss play much more mature than our team
can def see Neuer try highlight reel stuff tomorrow vs Ecuador and get punished
Kobel just doesn't do that
they never learn, we keep inviting them
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>>155200219
Mate Germany could play with 9 men and would still beat Curacao
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>>155200755
if Curacao is smart they just park the bus and wait for the inevitable defense / GK blunder.
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>>155200755
funny you say this but with musiala we already play with 10
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>>155201305
>...
>Anonymous
>06/13/26(Sat)22:08:52 No.155201305
> >>155200755 (You) #
> funny you say this but with musiala we already play with 10
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and here i thought it was a real Austrian
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lads, this is boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring
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>>155200755
He doesn't know..
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>>155202094
Just watch Brazil later.
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>>155202094
>he’s unironically watching the slop game
Lel
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>>155201817
Happens all the time, don't sweat it
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>>155202250
what else
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>>155202113
Wirtz hattrick masterclass will save us
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>>155195996
>>155195835
of course we want to win it
what kind of fucking loser mentality is this where you say QF is enough
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sooooooo, what's the drone for?
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>Embolo
Schalke genes kicking in
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>>155203650
bombing people for israel
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Muchad ghost lightning
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KWAB
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GÜRKI AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH>>155200219
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>cuckmund
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>Shitzerland
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lmao
god is great
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Manzambi with 0 touches
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you can't win with a doofmunder in goal
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>MOOH0M
lmao
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That was not the fault of the GK
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without the highly irregular pen, quatar wins this 1:0
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klassisches eigentor
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>>155203964
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>>155197097
you done fucked up
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>/bundes/ called switzerland the dark horse
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Mats is so fucking lame, holy shit
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>>155193685
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BAILA VINIIIIII
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>senegalese born in france, plays for marokko
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>>155208128
>psg kickoff
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hatewatching Morocco right now but they're cooking Brazil fml
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>>155208240
>nfl punt
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OH HEXA
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PAY UP EBERL
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Bayern gonna have to pay another 10m because Saibari's market value just went up
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>>155208879
we are gonna smash up Amsterdam tonight
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>>155210717
>Amsterdam
That’s alright with me
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>>155210717
I literally heard fireworks go off during the goal so ggs bro
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>foid commentator confirmed
guess my power nap lasts until the törken game
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>>155210158
Hopefully someone else will buy that Nafri Untermensch. It's just impossible to feel happy for your team even when they score
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>>155202178
it's shit as well, the only thing looking forward to is the inevitable chimpout of mono jr
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>>155211507
this wasn't related to Claudia neumann commentating btw

Paychads won
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>>155213738
Both Magenta commentators are shit too to be honest
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>>155214659
yeah they got the dazn guys
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blud played 3. liga 6 months ago
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>Bono injured
>Endrick benched
FUCK
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>>155212762
>opefully someone else will buy that Nafri Untermensch.
this
I don't want the towel stealers in my club
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>>155217318
üffel büffel
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power nap time the 3rd
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anyone here
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>>155221082
Me
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>>155221082
bin da

my energy is failing me, i don't think i can stay up for the törkspiel despite my 100% viewing record so far
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Broomdes
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don't forget to stay hydrated chat
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how many goals for germany against cacao?

10? 20?
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>>155232121
4, tops.
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GuMo /bundes/
>>155221082
GuMo /bundes/
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GuMo
Türkbros...
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lol
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based nestory still has the miasanmia in his feet
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>>155197097
Kek
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GuMo
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uff turkiyebra
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>Letting Fauli players score
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Turk bros this was part of our plan right? We'll smash Paraguay and then advance as 3rd in our group and have a better draw in the knockouts
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how did >we end up at a point where Tah, an absolute meme player for at least a decade, starts for the NT? That's as if Sidney Sam or so started in 2014.
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>>155240168
Turkish draw for second place seems actually pretty good. Its obvious they arent playing 4d chess and got embarrassed but a second place finish could give the easiest overall title path.
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>>155242236
They are lucky the US plays Australia first meaning theyll probably win and get 6 points. Then rest their A team allowing Turkey to get a cheeky win against the B team and get at least third place if they tie Paraguay
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if Nailsmeme had male genitalia, he would play Ouedraogo on the 10.
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>>155242261
Finishing second in group d means spain in achtelfinale aka death
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can't wait to see a team worth 6 gorillion € on the trannymarket do absolutely nothing against the first team with a semi-competent defense.
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>>155242236
>a fucking bird
>title path
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>>155242178
>an absolute meme player for at least a decade
He unironically became better
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who else /rootingforabsolutefiasco/ here
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>>155191858
you are always welcome
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>>155243092
Curacao is such a low bar even our meme team can't fuck it up
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>>155243297
>>>>
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>Turkey

Geh-heim Favorit
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Das Bier
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>Türkei
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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gotta say last time Austria was part of the world cup was 1998 when I was just a little kid, so I am just glad we got here, if we have some nice results or make it out of groups that is a bonus
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>>155243830
Its the first time since 1954 all three of Germany, Austria and Switzerland made it to the World Cup
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>>155241742
>tfw no Swiss gf
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>>155241742
>>155244087
girl looks kind of chunky (affectionate)
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>Persönlich wünscht sich Kimmich, dass „in Deutschland wieder ein positiver Patriotismus und gesellschaftlicher Zusammenhalt möglich sind - ohne dabei andere auszuschließen“. Er habe „oft das Gefühl, dass das aufgrund unserer Vergangenheit nicht immer möglich ist“.
De Kimchi
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>>155243928
For me, Czechs, Belgians and Dutchmen belong to the Holy Roman Empire, too.
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>Klopps Verhältnis zu Werner sei trotz der Rückkehr in die Champions League „abgekühlt“, während er mit Demichelis im selben Country Club auf Mallorca verkehre
Wernerbros..
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>dopa brainlets complained about klopp and müllel together at magenta not being serious

who woulda thunked?
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>>155244334
I care not for non German speaking neighbors
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>>155244315
post-war golem babble by Systemling, episode 90001
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>>155244372
you VILL listen to eternal loser Streich bitching and moaning about every topic besides football
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>Manuel Neuers Comeback beim Start der deutschen Mannschaft in das XXL-Turnier steht fest. Bundestrainer Julian Nagelsmann bestätigte den Einsatz des 40 Jahre alten Bayern-Keeper und Ex-Weltmeisters

Es ist über
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>>155244770
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>>155244770
>The crusher of Curacao
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>>155244270
you can tell she'd be really pretty if she lost weight
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>Glööckler fällt hartes Urteil über DFB-Trikot: „Schlafanzug“
LOL
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find den schlafanzug eigentlich ganz geil uezs
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>>155244770
just imagine rattenmanns cope if neuer makes a blunder kek
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>>155245276
>Manu hat ein super Spiel gemacht, aber in der einen Szene hat er einfach Pech das ihm der Ball durch die Beine kullert. Er weiss selber das er ihn halten muss, trotzdem hat er ein super Spiel gemacht und steht auch im nächsten zwischen den Pfosten.
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>>155245276
>Der Manu hat jetzt natürlich den Nachteil, dass er nicht so viel Spielpraxis wie z.B. der Oliver hat. Da ist es klar, dass sowas mal passieren kann. Aber ansonsten hat er ein top Spiel gemacht und er wird auch nächstes Spiel zwischen den Pfosten stehen. Er ist die klare Nummer 1.
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>>155245369
>>155245444
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>>155244812
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>>155245072
She's already pretty
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>>155245471
>Ausserdem muss ich an der Stelle den Leroy hervorheben
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>törken lost
>buntschaft gonna lose today
luv it
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where was Arda güler der beste spieler der welt?
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>>155245991
Kept crashing into aussie men a couple heads taller than him
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>>155245369
>>155245444
>>155245682
lmao
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SEID IHR GUT DRAUF ODER WAS
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>>155246828
what an ugly ass brown whore, disgusting
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>>155244386
>he doesnt intuitively understand the netherlandian dialect

Swarthy romance alpinoid detected
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>>155245369
>>155245444
>>155245682
not funny when it's too accurate
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>Turken lost
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>forced to watch ARD so neighbours dont spoiler me
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GuTa
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>>155245072
>if she lost weight
why are you gay
>>155248585
GuTa
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>we will play in sold out arenas despite the inofficial boycott
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>>155248842
>the inofficial boycott
the what
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>>155248645
fatties are disgusting
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>>155243204
>>155243204
wow why is he so rude?
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FIFA confirmed SUI offside before pen has not been called by the semiauto offside tech because the tech magically "didn't work" in that situation btw
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>>155248903
oh yeah these german fans are just talking with bavarian accent^^
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>>155251223
what?
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dead thread, dead team, dead country
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>unironically putting sage in the options field
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>>155252510
not sure if the A-Elf is needed here other than for vibes
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>>155252510
>leroy sane
genuinely insane and i have no more words for this.
he will score some lucky tap in and then rattenmann will mention his TOP leistung against literal whos.
when the first somewhat decent opponent comes along, leroy "the turkish benchwarmer" sahne will vanish as per usual.
literally shaking rn
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take a breath chuddie
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>and i have no more words for this
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>>155252832
>still caring about this shitshow at all
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hoffentlich kommentiert nicht wieder diese Lesbe
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lfg
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>"and i have no more words for this"

>actually has a lot of words
?
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>magenta showing a failcomp of muzzyallah
based
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>>155253039
Nur bei ZDF
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>Marc Cucurella wird nach fünf Jahren in der Premier League nach Spanien zurückkehren und sich Real Madrid anschließen
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>>155246895
>Swarthy romance alpinoid detected
I've seen a lot of germans like that, are they bullied in germany?
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>Klopp x Müllel Kombo @ Magenta

Cringe
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hab den namen vergessen aber die frau ist bissl fett geworden
schon wieder schwanger oder wie?
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Germany will draw 1-1
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>>155254103
Wirtz hattrick
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>>155254269
*havertz
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Germany has one of the best anthems ngl
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And the Leroy forgot the text of the national anthem again..
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Holland B now Holland A after
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>5 browns
uff
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erster knochenpass von musi
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>Locadia
>Bazoer
I swear they played for the Dutch senior team before but maybe I'm retarded
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>palvobitch
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vierter(?) ballverlust von musiala lel
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SCHAMAL
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>>155254692
arr rook same
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NNECHER
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thinkin metscha might be alright
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Brown weltklasse
Wirtz WELTKLASSE
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Honestly what the fuck is wrong with ARD? Why is the stream stuttering when I put it in 1080p? No other streaming platform has this issue.
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musiala pls stop shooting
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>>155255144
it's just (You), I fear
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>>155255144
Sorry but they had to use your money for their avg. 150k per year salaries and 4k per month pension. They rest went to some green and pink haired lesbos who make clips about jerking off in Berlin and antifascism.
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>Amerifat commentary


Fucking why???
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>>155255144
upgrade your ossi holzinternet already
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viel zu wild das spiel
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>sahne
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>Sanass
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>>155253655
Not enough
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>>155255356
For my 18,36€ a month I'd expect an 8k stream beamed directly into my brain.
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can you please stop fielding Sané
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why do i feel like this game will end 1:0?
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>>155255547
Sorry but Nagersman said he's the goat or some shit
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>>155255547
Karl was supposed to start every game but he died
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Undav for MuzzyAllah and were going all the way
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Why is a negro from the Caribbean named Chong anyway?
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>>155255718
there is no excuse to not have somebody better than Sané
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klassischer tah
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>>155255922
avg bremtard
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How hard is it to get a random teenage German girl to fist you deeply?
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NEUER OUT
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IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
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What's wrong with you yards
Schotterbeck was great and only had one mistake lol
Admittedly a retard mistake but he won't make one like that again
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Okay mhmmm ja wir können einpacken
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lol
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>Neuer
>>
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Import avg become avg
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AYYYYY
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>Nouya

Just.jpeg
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>kleine nachlässigkeit
>sieht unglücklich aus
es ist einfach komplett erbärmlich nichts anderes
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this is so bad ridiculous
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fucking bayern block ruins everything
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>Noyer
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how did Neuer not stop that?
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sane in the team unfuckingbelievable
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>>155256135
AHAHAHhHhahhahahahahahahahahhHhHhhahahahahahahHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhHAHAHAH
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pavlovic? sane? musiala? hallo??
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>>155256272
>>155256397
>>155256419
deflected you retards
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>>155256419
40 year old man (he did have that one good game in the CL tho so he needs to play)
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>fielding shitroy and muttsiala and effectively playing with 9 men
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!
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Sane raus, Undav rein und Doppelspitze mit Havertz
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this team has no killer instinct
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not again
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Neuer is washed, clowshown is him being even on the call up
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>>155256598
Neuer Altenheim, Baumann rein
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>>155256598
That's not very Leistungsprinzip of you
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>>155256470
you make it sound like the deflection completely changed the trajectory of the ball but it didn't
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Shame on you really....
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reminder that 2022 costa rica against whom germoney also failed was a much worse side than current curacao
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>kimmchi corner
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>>155256890
I'll see you later my bro
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Sahne AHAHAHAHAHAHA ALTERRRR
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>>155257093
Wirtz zu langsam im Kopp
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What's happening to european teams?
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>>155257046
And don't demolish us please
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Viel zu überheblich
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Sanö
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>sane
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Heh der Leroy zeigt mal wieder was an Leistung in ihm steckt. Start 11 absolut verdient.
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SANE PLEASSSSSSEEEEE
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just shows how overpaid they are
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AAAAAAAAA DER NECHER KANN NIX WIR BRAUCHE EY MALA
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>>155257123
by winning with 1-0 from a van dijk header?
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Undav macht sowas rein und macht auch nicht solche Fehler. Raus mit sane
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If this is how we play against Curacao Ivory Coast will beat us easily and Ecuador will 5-0.
What the fuck
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Am I a bad German for wanting us to fail in groups so we can get rid of Nagelsmann as soon as possible?
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Imagine only managing to draw against a Caribbean island with the same population as a town like Heidelberg, Solingen or Regensburg...
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>we definitely have the better individual players!
every time
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>>155257271
no I think you have to rebuild asap for the next generation
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>>155257271
no we all want Negersmann out and true patriots in control
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It's over. Nagelsmann raus. Bring back Yogi "Popel" Löw
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^^
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>>155257320
Taktictuchel would have left Sane and Neuer at home
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>>155257320
We would still lose to Australia with players from Regensburg
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palvobitch out
chadretzka in

we need physicality
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>floranus
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SCHLOTTI
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I'm just glad the Sane hatewatch is going well
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>>155257551
new wirtz nickname?
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*saves the mannschaft*
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Celebrating so enthusiastically after scoring against Netherlands F
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I predict Curaçao does AGAIN
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>>155257486
Readers added context: Turkish players Can Uzun and Kenan Yildiz were born in Regensburg
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Hatte Havertz überhaupt eine einzige solide Aktion bis jetzt??
Danke für ihr Leistungsprinzip Herr Nagelsmann
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>>155257795
yeah he's not the brightest candle on the cake
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why is Undav not playing?
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Tschamall what was that?
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ey wollen die spastiker nicht schiessen oder können sie es nicht???
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>>155257853
Musiala and Sane ruin everything the runs and positioning of Havertz look solid
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>>155257889
weiß keiner
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>über die Seite von Sane geht zu wenig
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The curse of group E will chase till you die.
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terrible
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>3goals
>3min drinkpause
>+4
lol
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Atubolu would never
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>
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lmao
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LMFAO
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???????????????????
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würde neuer schiessen lassen damit die kritiker ihr maul gestopft kriegen.
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DER KAISER
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let wirtz shoot
>>
>Kai Havertz (P)
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>>155258352
kek this would be too much of a chad move for someone like N
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why not let WIRTZ take the pen
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How can people from Curacao even afford to travel to the WC? I thought it is some poor third world shit hole?
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>>155258507
half of them are living in the neverlands
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>>155258565
Ah so Dutch Bürgergeld is funding the tickets?
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>>155258025
Everyone knows
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>>155258507
they are black islander people that live in the netherlands, we are paying for everything
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>>155258666
Your thoughts about them?
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1 doppelpass and curacao are through
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>>155258764
they've integrated better than mocros and turks so that's something
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>>155258993
>they've integrated better than mocros and turks
Wow. Impressive.
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guess what they (orange rating) all have or had in common.
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>>155259082
What happened to Musiala?
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>>155259139
Fake rating, we all saw how shit he was
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>>155259082
Munich
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>ARD Sounds
So that's the next bottomless hole my GEZ get pumped into? I feel like those couple € for Magenta would be worth it just to get pissed off less.
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>>155259204
lol
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>>155259261
X is cooking him
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>>155259418
Give an example
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na endlich mal mit dem ersten kontakt abgeschlossen statt 3 mal eier zu kraulen
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Wirtz could never
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>>155259082
>you
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Musiala can actually score (when the opposition player doesn't defend)
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>>155258666
Can you pay for us too
The shipment of reject mutts to our team must continue
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The other playerd obviously want Sahne to score
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>>155259887
>>
>5 goal attempts but no goal
Wirtzbros...
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>"de linkerkant van Duitsland functioneert het beste"
based commentator knows that Sanass is in fact ass
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Call it loser mentality but my only hope is we dont get knocked out by France or England. Thats all I want. This shit side isnt winning anything
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>>155260197
Everyone knows this by now 00cept the Nager
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Farming some passing accuracy stats
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>Vater ist Amerikaner, hat aber keinen Kontakt zu ihm
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>pig american fans doing the mexican wave
absolutely embarrassing
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>Musiala's goal assisted by Kimmich is the ninth time a Bayern Munich player has assisted a Bayern Munich player for a goal at the World Cup on record (since 1966); only Dynamo Kyiv (11) and Benfica (10) have had more team-mates combine at the finals since 1966.
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>sahne
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AHAHAHAHA
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>liroj
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Wow Sane once again proving his place in the starting eleven
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sorry aber der MUSS weg

UNTRAGBAR!!!!!!!!
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>>>>>>>>>>SANASS
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Human, that Cream guy just has to make it in now!
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Classic vintage Sane
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mfw
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>>155260556
>vintage
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Sané still on the field
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How many for the Deniz?
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>>155260601
>who radicalized you
>DJ sane
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Get your bets in now: How hard will Nager glaze Sane after the match?
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>>155260516
ARD commentator just ridiculed some caribbean for retiring to turkey before claiming that a player of sane's LEVEL has to do better. Where does this collective delulu even begin?
>>
DER BROWNIE
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>+30m
KWAHÜHNCHEN
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NENE NENE NENE NENE
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nice one
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WELCOME TO BAYERN

BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN
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>>155260371
*scores*
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UNDAV MUSS STARTNE
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look how easy he scores als wär es nichts
meanwhile bricht sich sane die knochen bei 100%igen
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>>155260934
Ist einfach ein Edeltechniker und in der Mannschaft beliebt :)
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stop scoring or Frankfurt will raise the price
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>>155260934
told ya btw

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/155031550/#155035900

its the same as in 2022 when Hansi refused to play Müllkrug and kept Mülel as a 9 lol
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>>155260934
it's sunk cost fallacy about musiala btw
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er lässt sane mit absicht drauf damit er sich noch ein tor erschleichen kann und dann lobt er ihn wieder für seine "läufe zurück" und was auch immer MIR REICHTS
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>>155261214
>Der LEROY hat das wichtige 6:1 geschossen
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>sahne spilt durch zum vertrauen tankne
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>>155261228
kek
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etzala heißt er nur noch Leyräudiger
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>>155261228
Ich kanns schon hören kek
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>>155261228
Nagerbros....
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>>155261214
Hahaah jetzt kommt der kack ARD Kommentator und sagt genau das gleiche
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>>155254103
Called it btw
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naja ok aber den hat er jetzt auch nur gemacht weil er 70 minuten auf der bank ausgeruht hat
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7:1 doesn't count against no name teams.
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DeDeniz
DeKimchi
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De Deniz
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>>155261445
>our kurd
stealing Sanes glory
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Nagelsmann after the game be like mhmm japp if Undav had played from the start he wouldn't have scored the goal
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>>155261649
he's right you know
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Leroy Aziz Sane hebt sich die golazos for the important games auf
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POO-LI-SHEETCH

POO
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>>155261649
ist doch logisch
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DIN 1 - SANE SPIELT IMMER DURCH
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>Woltebitch no show
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how the fuck is inSané still on the fucking field holy shit man
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Any1 watching on Magenta, who casted that retard Andrich as co
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Sag mal wurde der ARD Kommentator vom Nager gekauft oder warum lutscht der die ganze Zeit Schwanz für ihn?
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KAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAI
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and Brown in the back
looking good
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7:1 haha lol!
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jeder macht ein tor nur dieser eine spastikér nicht
>>
KAAAAAAAAAIIIII bist du auch wieder da
https://www.tiktok.com/@zipperneed/video/7623058418080697633?q=gorteka%20kai
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>>155262314
Leistungsprinzip o algo
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>7-1 schlägt man nicht jeden Gegner, Brasilien vielleicht mal, oder Curacao
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HAVERTZ STATT NAGERZ
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>>155262243
hope nager doesnt go full retard and starts raum for some weird reason
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>we beat curaçao 7:1 we're gonna win the world cup
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>>155262732
see >>155254103
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wäre typisch wenn sane jetzt noch das 7:1 versaut
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>De Törkenleroy
>>
>Goretzka
>>
/bundes/ btfo'd as per usual.
cya next matchday losers, lmao
>>
Dackelretzka
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>POORETZKA
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Haben Brasilien bei WM-Toren Anzahl überholt
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they are evil just like bayern, curacao should have given musiala and wirtz a career ending cruciate ligament rupture each
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der typ war und ist einfach ein mitläufer
gegen so inselstaaten fällt das nicht so ins gewicht aber richtige teams ficken dich 11 ggn 10
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>the world cup should have a million spots, so dozens of shitty teams can qualify, get paired with professional teams and get stomped so people can make memes

If you are like this, you dont love football, you are just a faggot and belong on twitter. Infantino is just desecrating the WC with this stupid format
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das thema Sane sollte ja wohl nach diesem spiel endgültig durch sein
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7-1 !!!!!!!
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>>155263373
Cmon man don't blame this one on us, the last time we bribed FIFA was for 2006
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>>155263474
moment mal
adidas produziert so halbe trikos für hurige fötzchen??
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>>155263474
>black germans
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>>155263543
Ja aber die abgebildete Dame hat offensichtlich nicht die bauchfrei heißt nicht frei von Bauch Memo bekommen
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>>155263474
Wenn Negerinnen doch alle so ausschauten, würde ich glatt die Grünen wählen.
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>some people doing autocorso near me for beating curacao
hmm... kek
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>>155264019
you just know its turks
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>>155263709
>Negerinnen
rofl
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>>155264019
You cannot have a good time, you must only celebrate if we beat a good team. The rules say no celebration when winning unleß I think the team is good!
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>>155264019
Problem
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wir werden einfach Weltmeister!!!
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ICH WUSSTE ES DU HURENSOHN
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der huso spricht
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da hat die ARD aber auch ein paar dysgenische FREAKS gefunden LMAO
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>>155264495
We sure this isn't AI?
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>>155264866
Wie siehst du denn so aus?
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I really don't like Dutch football fan culture I find their fake wholesome attitude so cringy and their NAAR LINKZ NAR RÄCHTZ shit so cringe. Most reddit team out there
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>>155264866
yep, da isser. das ist der alman.
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>>155264866
copy and paste
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>>155264913
wie ein tschädd
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>>155264906
Of course it's AI. The guy on the right is the same as in >>155263474
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>dude jesus lmao
cool that the black guys brought this sort of autism into our team. awesome. love it.
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>>155265005
How can it be ai if one of those ladies is literally me...
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>>155265007
Nothing wrong with people being religious and yes that includes other faiths too.
As long as it doesnt end up like Brazil where the protestant players are borderline cultish about it
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How many for Chadpo?
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>>155261551
Are Kurds the good or the bad guys?

Would you take a turk over him in the NT?
I don't know anything about them.
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>Nach dem Spiel gegen Curaçao kommt Klopp noch einmal darauf zurück. Er sagt: „Ich muss noch eine Sache … Die Zeit müssen wir noch haben. Wir sind auch informell Teil des Teams, wir sind absolut auf eurer Seite.“
>Dann wird der ehemalige Liverpool-Coach deutlich: „Das Unwort meines Jahres habe ich bereits gefunden: ‚Noch‘. Ich hätte mir dafür aufs Maul hauen können, aber da war es schon zu spät und ich war im Fernsehen. Ist so flapsig rausgerutscht und hat gar keine Relevanz.“
De Kloppo
>>
inb4 Wettbieten for Brown starts now
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>>155265776
Context?
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>>155265770
Youre either a Kurd or Turk pretending otherwise just admit to it jfc. Stop playing stupid
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>>155266040
Klopp said that Nager is "noch" the current teamcoach which kind of implied that this will change soon
>>
Tennō Heika Banzai
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>>155266244
Thanks
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>note 4 in a 7:1 win
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>>155265776
most cringiest german , not even in a fun way
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>>155266250
>Even japan has a black guy
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>>155265671
no, praying after a game with the opponent and talking about how your match praised jesus is fucking cringe shit
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>>155267147
If they dont force that shit on others they can do what they want. Live and let live
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>>155266374
4 as in Startelfgarantie 4 him
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>>155267236
yeah who gives a shit how the team supposedly representing our country acts
>>
Where do I watch? I connected my TV to my phones hotspot which is running a VPN in London but bbciplayer won't let me watvh still.
Switzerland or Austrian stream?
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>>155267376
Devout christians are part of germany the same way atheists and other religious people are.
Acting like they revealed 100% jesus shirts and screamed CHRIST IS KING INSTALL JESUS AS HEAD OF STATE NOW.
Its not offensive to anyone they have a right to freedom of speech and i dont think their contract says otherwise
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>>155267236
he literally forced it, are you dense?
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>>155267462
SRF works
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>>155267594
Sucks to suck chud i didnt perceive it that way
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>>155267362
everyone knows Undav HAS to start but >le profiles dont mätsch xd
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powerful
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>>155267849
Schalom
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>>155267811
yeah it's called selective perceptual disorder.
he literally said
>Wir sind alle Christen.

Now close your eyes, and imagine Rüdiger, the most vile picture of him that you can bring up in your head and imagine him saying
>Wir sind alle Muslime.
You fucking retard.
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nagerman on Sane's miss
>ja ich find "Lee"(wtf???) war superfleißig heute, hat mich gefreut, auch da, warn super laufweg und auchn guter ball. hätt mich gefreut wenn er sich da belohnt. es ist jetzt nicht so ganz leicht, ehrlich gesagt, der abschluss, weil der ball noch bisschen springt
>aber er hat viel gearbeitet, auch viel nach hinten gearbeitet. viele umschaltsituationen weggenommen vom gegner
>kann man ihm heutn kompliment machen, finde ich

DER HAT DOCH EINEN SCHADEN
SOFORT FEUERN
VÖLLER INTERIM
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>>155267990
>almost cost us with a silly backheel in the own half
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>Me going to sleep knowing the Redditlands will lose
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>>155267990
he's just doing the same thing everyone else in the media is doing
the commentators doing real time damage control for sane made me laugh
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>>155267990
They 100% are in a homosexual relationship
It's the only explanation why he keeps making up these ridiculous excuses and keeps playing him even though he is fucking awful.
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>>155268508
>the commentators doing real time damage control for sane made me laugh
Idk today he seemed pretty honest about how shit Sahne is
>>
>bundes 00perts want nagelsmann to shit on a single player after a historic win
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>>155266102
I'm not.
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according to sources close to him, hsvtard completely fucked up his kicker team
>>
der N(m)echa kann ja kaum deutsch kek
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>>155267969
I guess that's the bitter kike that often poses as Japanese here.
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>>155271603
well yeah, he’s a Hamburger after all
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>>155271603
and?
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>>155272163
ok und was is da so falsch dran?
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>>155257195
0.o
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>>155272242
he's not a nigga
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>>155272455

>>155272455

>>155272455

>>155272455

>>155272455
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>>155257195
>>155272365
the odds of this happning must have been lower than germanys win at 1.05
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>>155271422
when will you learn..
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>>155267709
Thanks. Can't get it working on the TV but on PC it works
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>>155272455

>>155272455

get in
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>>155257195
kwab



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