/SP/ needs to come together and help these mentally handicapped retards come up with something decent
CAM ON USAFIGHT AND WIN
U - S - A WE DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAYU - S - AWE ARE FAGGOTS AND WE’RE GAY
>>155190580kek, imagines iran vs us and the irani fans just start chanting allah hu akbar. All the timmy will run to their f150 faster than mbappe
MY WIFE IS BLACK MY KIDS ARE TRANS WE STOLE THE KIT RIGHT FROM YOUR VANS
OUR ARSES GAPED FROM BBC WE GO TO SCHOOL WITH LMG'SAND IF WE LOSE JUST LET EM BE OR ELSE WE'RE STARTING WORLD WAR 3
>>155190496They are yuppie retards who like to larp like euro footy ultras innit or whatever. The only chant they need is "USA USA USA" Oh and also "FUCK YOU REF"
>>155190815>>155190874kek
WE LIVE OUR LIVES FOR ISRAELWE DON'T CARE, WE'RE MISERABLEOOOOOOOOHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHWE'RE MISERABLEEEEEE
>>155190496YANKEE DOODLE WENT TO TOWN AND SCORED AGAINST YOUR GOALIE, STUCK A FLAG POLE IN HIS ASS AND CALLED HIM A "JABRONI"
Bunch of fag losers in here
>i believe that we will winshe's hating on a classic, fuck her
>>155190815We would never say "kit."
>>155191074Replace it with gear, stuff, shit, shoes, clothes etc
>>155190665>All the timmy
>>155191074>"We would never say 'kit'">The multiracial trans family part is A-OK thoughTopkek
TWO WORLD WARS! TWO WORLD WARS!YOU STILL SEETHE BUTTWO WORLD WARS!or maybeSCHOOOOOOOL SHOOTERSSCHOOOOOOOL SHOOTERSBUT AT LEAST WE'VE GOT GUNS - HA!YOU'VE GOT NONE! YOU'VE GOT NONE!
>>155190665>All the timmy will runsaaar
>>155191162Well yeah, the only people who pretend to care about soccer in the US are Californians.
>>155191162No, it's not. The people who pushed that shit lost the culture war anyway.
Am yisrael chaiAm yisrael chaiAm yisrael am yisrael am yisrael chaiOd avinu chaiOd avinu chaiOd avinu od avinu od avinu chai
>>155190923lol
>>155190496FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTAND WINNNNN
>>155190941hey that one’s pretty good
STAY HUMBLE YOU CHUDSTAY HUMBLE YOU CHUDAYATOLLAH HAMENEISTAY HUMBLE YOU CHUD
>>155190496do women really sit there alone miming in to the camera silently when they make these? thats schizophrenic as fuck
YES WE'RE GAY FOR IS-RAE-EL AND WHEN WE DIE WE GO TO HELL BUT THERES ONE THING WE LOVE THE MOSTTHATS CORN SYRUP ON OUR TOASTOOOHRAHH
ONE TWO THREE FOURMY TODDLER IS A TRANNY WHOREFIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHTI TAUGHT XIM HOW TO MASTURBATE
>>155191526top kek
>>155190895>>155191586Ahaha cheers mate
to the tune of Zombie by the cranberriesBut you see, it's me, it's on yopur, Teeee-veeeIn your head, in your head, we are alwaaaaysWith our shows, and our politicsAnd our food, and our gunsIn your head, in your head, YOU'RE STILL WHINIIIIIN'IN YOUR HEEEEEEEEEAAAADDDDIN YOUR HEEEEEEEEEEEADDDDDRENT FREE RENT FREERENT FREE-EEE-EEE-EEE-OH
>>155190496did she just get the ick
>>155190496>never felt this way before>I am high and getting higher>shackles don't shackle no more>I am tight and getting tigher!Soul
>>155190496The day when normans start frowning upon reaction videos can't come soon enough.
honestly its criminal that we dont sing country roads or sweet caroline despite being staples at baseball or CFB games
>>155190496No one likes us, no one likes usNo one likes us, we don't care!
>>155191812You beat me to it. Good old m'wa'. >we are the USA>no one likes us>we don't care what you sayIt's a bit shit but its all I've got right now.
>>155191058Seconded, that one is actually quite good, especially if you do it word by word
>>155190496Just take a metallica song or something and change the lyrics for something about the USA team. It's not that difficult
>>155191758Suggest it to your local club fans, gotta start somewhere
>>155190941
>>155192358MY local club has a based chanthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecOQ_ZesQbQ
>>155191812>>155192167Thats a philly chant lol
>>155190665SAAAR, ALL THE TIMMY SAAAAR, DO NOT REDEEM SAAR, BOB AND VAGNEE SAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>155190580>>155190923lelz
usausayou are gayusaall the way!
ICE, ICE BABY>repeat ad infinitum until ICE deports all opposing fans
>>155190496DON'T MESSWITH THE U.S.
keep in mind that soccer culture and chants here are specifically designed to be as non-offensive as possible
>>155191502Are you new to social media?
expected more from the authors of yankee doodle
>Euros in charge of calling anyone else gay or tranny obsessed
>>155190665And then Iran loses because every sand monkey team is fucking ass and has always been ass
>>155192404This is good, nice!
>Soccer "chants">It's just singingWe'll stick with U-S-A chants
>>155193442short and sweet, love it
I
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE THAT
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WINI BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WINI BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
>>155190815>>155190874>>155191526
>>155193856>>155193887>>155193970
suck my dickand lick my taintwe are america and you aint
imagine being such a simpcuck nation you let women bandwagon
>U (echoes U... U... U...)
>>155194231meanwhile, in england
WE ARE FATWE ARE OBESEWE NEED WATER BREAKSTO MAINTAIN OUR GREASY
>>155194268Bodied that freak
>>155194268yeah we're both simpcuck nations I'm not sure why you're getting defensive
>>155193970Unironicly its not a bad chant.
>>155194312Bodied that troon
>>155193303This one right here is great. Cheeky, topical, creative, fits with the song. Do more of these.
>>155190665Unlike the war the burgers would actually win this time kek. Iran is dosjhit.
Just sing the song America fuck yeah.The one that goes like HOMOSEXUALITY...FUCK YEAHSLAVERY...FUCK YEAH
MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORYOF THE CUMMING OF THE BLACKSTHEY ARE SCREWING ALL OUR WOMENBLOWING LOADS ACROSS THEIR BACKSTHEY HATH LOOSED THEIR 12 INCH MEMBERSSWINGING FREE ACROSS OUR FACEAND THE BLACK MAN MARCHES OOOOOON
>>155193574Gay
CARMON USA SCORE SOME FACKIN
He was just a rookie forward and he surely shook with frightHe checked off his equipment and made sure his control was tightHe had to sit and listen to those awful chicanos roarbut they aint gonna win no more[Chorus]GLORY, GLORY WHAT A HELL OF A WAY TO SCOREGLOOOOORY GLORY WHAT A HELL OF A WAY TO SCOREGLOOOOORY, GLORY WHAT A HELL OF A WAY TO SCOREWE RUN CONCACAF FOR-EVER-MOOOOOOORE
>>155194827I'm enjoying Tango's escapades on xitter
THEY HATE USCUS THEY ANUSTHEY HATE USCUS THEY ANUS
>>155193970Shit is GOATed and I was there when it was written
I bought these tickets on creditUsury is quite jewishI sure do love RedditSoccer is gay
YOUR LANGUAGE IS DUMBYOU AINT GOT A GUNWEEEE GOT BALLS INSIDE YOUR GOALSYOU AINT GOT NONE
>>155196304The first actually good one from an American
>>155196304>>155196586it's better than repeating 3 letters.
>>155194417Kek
>>155190496IN THE STATES, WE LOVE COCKFIGHT US AND WE’LL SUCK YOU OFF
>>155196686Kek
YEAH YOU ONLY NEED THREELETTERS TO KNOWOOWE AREWHO THEEEE HELL’S EVER HEARD OFWHOEEEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE(Use on irrelevant euro nations like Croatia or Bosnia-Herzegovnia or smt)WE BEAT YOU IN THE WARI BET IT MADE YOU SOREI GUESS YOU LEARNED TO LIKE ITCUZ YOU ALL CAME BACK FOR MORE(Use on Spain, Germany, Italy, Mexico, any previous conflict)FRANCE IS KNOWN FOR BEINGREALLY SHORT AND LOSING SHITI GUESS TODAY THAT’S NONE OF THATCHANGING UP A BIT(For france)FUCK YOUR TEAAND YOUR OVERUSE OF UWE TOOK AMERICA FROM YAWE’LL TAKE THE WHOLE GAME TOO(For England)
MY MOM,FUCKS TYRONE,EVEN WHEN I'M AT HOME,GOOOOOOOOOO SEATTLE!
At work yesterday we were practicing our USA chanting. First I taught them "I believe that we will win" then we did the viking USA clap, then we did "Stand up if you love the Yanks"
>>155196868>GOOOOOOOOOO SEATTLE!Sounds like seattle tho
>>155197016I'm an aspiring song writer hoping to break into the American market :)
>>155197088write a song about french lick, indiana. you can be like a modern day english john denver
>>155190941This is the only good chant in this thread
>350 million people>can't make a single good chantEven a small balkan village can produce good chants. Why are americans like this?
>>155190665SAARRR
>>155190665There was a pajeet from CalcuttaWhose hygiene made everyone shudderWhen needing a pooInstead of the looHe'd go for a shit in the gutter
As an true red blooded, god fearing American the I BELIEVE WE WILL WIN always made me cringe. It's just not an American phrase. WE WILL WIN is all you need. It's cleaner and has more American spirit to it. To be honest, you don't need anything more than USA! USA! USA!
>>155199717bruce with a gem
American soccer fans have no history or traditions. Everything soccer fans know here is just “I believe that we will win”. Hell. My local team is USL League One and their manufactured die hard just do that dumb chant.
>>155199030I'll do it>as the ball flies through the sky>on a late night summers eve>a hick from french lick stands and watches>as he hits another three>his practice, hardly noticed>but little have they hard>the greatest off all time is there>a kid named Larry Bird
>>155199990>heard not hard lmao
>>155199979It's possible to not have history or tradition and not be a gay retard about it. Van
>>155199990:)
>>155190496ITSCALLEDSOCCER
PROTAGONISTS OF THE WORLDYOU’LL NEVER SING THAT
*CLAP CLAP*PUT THE BALL IN THE GOALAND WE'LL GO DOOPIN MENTAL*CLAP CLAP*
kick fuckin the balltheir penises are smalleat my asswhile we in it all
>>155196911>"Stand up if you love the Yanks"That's unironically good.
my blacks (my blacks)are pacyyour blacks(your blacks) are lazymy nigs (my nigs) are classyour nigs(your nigs)are assmy coons (my coons)are home grownyour coons(your coons)are african loaned
>>155201706This one is great
>>155199717u aight kiwi boi
LETS GO [TEAMNAME]*clap clap clapclapclap*D-FENSE*CLAP CLAP*zero soul
>>155206379SOVL overload
>>155190496rude
>>155190496surprised nobody used this as a template alreadyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK7YZYTQbuA
The game is ridiculous, referee calling a foul whenever a Moroccan falls, but not when a Brazilian does? WTF?
>>155206379Is the dejected zero soul at the end part of the chant tooBecause if not, it should be
With the US fanbase, chants really just should be in spanish.
Inna boxInna boxLizzie’s in a boxInna boxInna boxLizzie’s in a boxInna boxInna boxLizzie’s in a box
>>155199717wordsworth over here
>>155190665ALL THE TIMMYBLOODYFUCKING
>>155215384that one always made me laugh given she'd secured three generations of successors to rule her dominions for the next century lolinaboxers btfo'd
>>155190941Clear winner.
I just listen to Party in the USA on repeat for 90 minutes
COME ON USA SCORE SOME GOALSOR WE'LL FILL OUR CHILDREN FULL OF HOLES
>>155190496Fuck you we invented the wave
>>155190496The chants are horrific but you're a dumbass if you think /sp/ is the party to help out with something better
>>155190496>>155190496Yall niggas are sleeping on “over there” it’s historic, it’s epic it’s from ww1 literally just sing the entire thing “Over there, over thereSend the word, send the word over thereThat the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are comingThe drums rum-tumming everywhereSo prepare, say your prayerSend the word, send the word to bewareWe'll be over, we're coming overAnd we won't come back till it's over over there”feel free to make silly or offensive adjustments
>>155190496ISRAEL MY HOME BIBI MY LOVE, THE DORITO MAN WILL PAY MY CHILD WHORETRANSPARENT BACKPACKS PACK MY GUNS TO KILL MORE BLACKS
I love having each country having their own goal song. That's how it should be
>>155228644That's rich coming from a Brazilian
>>155228644THE FAVELA MY HOME ROBBING MY LOVE, THE MACHETE MAN WILL PAY MY TRANNY WHORE KNIVES AND GUNS TO KILL EACH OTHER
>>155190496defence.... defence ... DEFENCE ... D E F E N C E
>>155228731>>155228718Silly gringo we don't need machetes it's goo old gun cuz we love to pretend we are you.
>>155228928Literally what the fuck are you talking about White America's murder rate is like 2/100k. Yeah we own guns but we don't do anything with them except hunting, self-defense, and shooting ranges.
>>155190496This thread is doopin mental
>>155229144The point is that machete is more a Colombia or Mexico thing, favelados use guns and high caliber ones (they negociate with the police)
>>155229455Then why did you respond to both posts when one had nothing to do with machetes?
USA USA YOU CAN SCOREFOR FREEDOM WE STRIVEFUCK THEM MORETHAN BLACK GUYS FUCK OUR WIVES
NT songs are always kinda cringe, cannot compare to average club songs.
>>155229517Being dumb as fuck and trying to sound more generalistic
>>155190665Do the jam bois have a world cup team?
>>155196686
>>155231115Portland is so sad to me. It'd make the perfect city in theory. Did you know Oregon completely banned black people for over a century? It's still pretty white, but the politics are rough.
>>155194865Umm based?
>>155190496America is so CRINGE it is unreal.
