Uhhhh....
What went wrong because that was actually a beat down last night
conmebol sisters....
No Pulisic, Balogun and Reyna in the CONMEBOL qualifiers.
>>155191741You won’t have legs at the end of the tournament because of the heatPochettino always makes his teams too tired to win when comes to knockout stages.
>>155191785Nah, we are on roids according to everyone, so that won't happen
FACT: Paraguay was the worst rated team of CONmemebol when the tournament lots were drawn
>>155191785He seems to have learnedHe rested Pulisic at Halftime
>>155191741rest of the world bros...>>155191785>americans won't be used to america also isnt like 2/3 of our team black? i see black people wearing full on everest climbing outfits here in ohio when it's a cool 85 degrees in the summer
>>155191741Colombia beat argentina 5x0 in 1993. How did they fare in 1994?
Conmebros defend yourselves unironically. I want to support you but this is looking grim.
>>155191836Only because pussylick got a hamstring strain
proof that polymarket rigging will mean we won't see any real matches when it comes to US those connembottlers care more about money than pride
Paraguay were paid off. That first OG was the most blatant own goal pay off I've ever seen.
>>155191741I hope USA has a good tournament and goes far, it would make the whole thing more enjoyable to see the country actually get behind them for once
>>155191741>best defensive recordreally? this nigga dodges the ball instead of blocking it
Usa beat down Uruguay 5-1 back in November. They actually have a really talented team who has an actual really good attack but the way they play opens them up for counter attacks a lot so if they go up against another quality team or an organized attack it could end being like a 4-2 scoreline type of game
>>155191816AmeriPED's
>>155191906No he didn't. It was a precautionary. He rested him, and played it safe.
>>155191741The legislation of sports gambling has been a disaster for this industry.
>>155191973ngl I was still shit talking them until that goal went in. Class finish.
>>155191973this is a good goal. you can argue the defender is a retard for giving him so much space but the execution is flawless.
>>155191991Poch said he had discomfort in his hamstring at half time.
>>155191741Paraguay is a satellite state of the US in our region. I wouldn't be surprised if their team accepted money to play like that. Rubio was watching the game next to Infantino and right after the match the US bombed Venezuela, if things aren't obvious enough for you
>>155192036It's terrible defending from Paraguay but I agree. Kino finish.
>>155191973I was looking for that webm. This shit is so obvious
>>155192061No he didnt lmao. He specifically said he would talk about it after the game, and after the game he said it was just precaution.
>>155192099I literally watched him talk about it after the game lmao
>>155191984The match was a sabotage against Bielsa and multiple players got kicked out
>>155191756I'm 100% convinced they sold out.
>>155192249You said hamstring at halftime hahaHe literally took a kick in the calf in training before the game and was taken off at halftime as a precaution
>>155191756
>>155191741Murderball doesn't work with white refs
>>155192345It was during the first half... that's why he came offhttps://bsky.app/profile/joeclowery.bsky.social/post/3mo5cnmbxks2b>b-but it was the calf not the hamstringOkay well done so I misremembered the body part. Literally makes no difference.
>>155192271Bielsa is just autistic. He's a budget Mourinho
>>155191741they rigged itthat OG was sus as fuck
>>155192443>let me tell you about your teamIt was pregame. Pulisic said it himself in an interview. He is fine. It was precautionary.
>>155191741Does Paraguay still have a chance to get out of the round?
>>155191741USA has them so scared and flustered that they can say it's only possible by riggingOr.. USA has 8 Champions League starters and a World Class manager lmaoIt's time to recognize that fact.
>>155191973the kick heard 'round the world. the greatest kick of all time, no one's ever seen anything like it before.
>>155191882we have always been a bust i'm afraidonly reason argies won was because of "la garra" and questionable ref decisionsbrazil been shit since mid 00s
>>155191984Uh we sold that one, it's almost public here. But we are not selling oficial games yet.
>>155192557It's time for Colombia and Ecuador to step in
>>155191741brazil barely qualified for the 2002 wc that they proceeded to win
>>155191741Turns out South American teams arent very good. Also, Brazil, Argentina, and any other serious team doesn't take friendlies seriously.
>>155192478I just showed you proof of Pulisic himself saying it happened during the game. But fine pretend you didn't see it if you're that insecure about looking stupid.>He is fine. It was precautionaryEven though you are in full cope mode, this is porbably still true. I think he'll be fine. I wasn't suggesting he would be out for the tournament if that's what you're afraid of. I just wanted to show the thread you were wrong, so whatever, mission accomplished.
>>155192567Several Uruguay defenders in that game had the look of complete shock, some must have not gotten that memo
>>155192601a huevo wey!!!
>>155192644You literally said Poch said he had a hamstring at halftime which never happenedHe is clearly being much smarter about managing his players this time
>>155192644>>155192683
>>155191785>You won’t have legs at the end of the tournament because of the heat
Why is everyone blatantly ignoring that USA have 17 players in Europe and almost all of them start
>>155192781because paraguay doesn't play like that
>>155191741If just before the match, comes Marco, smiles, shakes my hand and offers me $1 million for an own goal, I would fucking consider it.
>>155192826USA looked exactly the same vs Senegal two weeks ago and GermanyMaybe... just maybe.. poch style of high dressing fits this team of athletic ngubus very wellUSA are the 10th most valuable team in the tourney on transfermarket and they played like it
>>155192867You clearly didnt watch the game. It was a display of skill and technique. The score could've been 7-1.
>>155191741The referee helped your team yesterday against Paraguay, mate.
>>155192896>USA looked exactly the same vs Senegal two weeks ago and GermanySure but paraguay had the best defense of all South America, you can clearly see they were letting the americans roam free on their defense
>>155192896No one has been paying attention.USA looked the same vs:UruguayJapanAustraliaSenegalGermanyOther friendlies were with MLS scrubs and not the A team
>>155192961Senegal are the champions of Africa lmao
>>155192961Acceptance is the first step. You are in denial and legitimate shock.
What happens when the US finds the first team to refuse being paid off?
>>155193059All you have to do to beat this team is press them first. If you park the bus like Paraguay our ngubus will murder you with deep runs. It's the one thing we're really good at.
>>155192961yes it was weirdmaybe they were just choking in the big stage, overwhelmed by the big momentit's common for uns latins
>>155193020>>155193056Doesn't change the fact that the paraguayans were letting the americans roam free. It's ok friend, it's normal for the host to have some unfair advantage over other countries. It's probably your first world cup view
>>155193107>it's common for uns latinsYeah, americans are just naturally and genetically superior, we must bow down to them and accept being second class citizens
>>155193116I'm from the American /talents/ thread. I have autistically watched them for 15+ years. We told all of you this was coming. You just refuse to believe it. USA are legitimately good. They have 8 Champions League starters. The other 3 start in EPL.They are not elite but very good. They will probably get knocked out vs Spain in QF.
>>155193164It's because they dont realize most games USA plays is with MLS players and C teams. This is the real full /A team/.
>>155193164I thought it would be the bongs coping but they've pretty much been "fair enough" about it.It's been the Brazilians that have been coping all day.Why?
>>155192954USA had several corners not given. Stfu.
>>155191943Based
>>155192896Those are home grown Ngubus too. None of these mercenaries. Stock from the plantations of the south. Strong powerful Bucks!
>>155191756Their offense did fucking nothing, so their defense was constantly tested. The best defense means nothing if it gets battered overtime
Hoes mad itt
>>155192454>cope
>>155191785niggas get like a whole week between games. like just sit on the couch and rest nigga lol, you’ll be fine
>>155193326I feel like they're nervous because there's not much exciting about their squad
>>155194963True
>80 repliesfresh sudaca seethe :)
>>155192094>>155191973>>155193157fuming
>>155191741lol
>>155191741the americans were properly motivated.
>>155191741ecuador had the best defensive record
>>155191741Does this mean we won the World Cup or something? I don't really know how this semen slurping sport works.
>>155191850>also isnt like 2/3 of our team black? i see black people wearing full on everest climbing outfits here in ohio when it's a cool 85 degrees in the summerThis is true. American blacks were selectively bred over centuries to be ELITE when it comes to physical exertion in the heat. They simply cannot be stopped.
>>155193164Spain struggle with the exact type of football Poch wants you to play. Obviously favourites but not overwhelmingly so. Around 60-40 for Spain in my view.
>>155191973I think he moves because he thinks it's going to be a pass the to guy moving to the right behind him
>>155191756i dont know why people are ignoring the big fuckin possibility that the us is doping
Americans win one game and think they are hot shit lmao.The delusional genes runs through the anglojeet blood
>>155202873this, everyone knows that the US is the only country who could be doping. This definitely isn't comical cope
>>155203035somthing something bureaucratic activities . you do know thatit happens everywhere right especially in the olympics boxing and organization like ufc. there is a big possibelity the usa team has been given the green light to do whatever i mean you are the host . they were moving like 2011 pep barca for fuck sake
