Why arent we the favorites
>>155191845Because we suckNext question
>>155191845>>155191864how is it that you looked good in 2024 but now you dont. what changed? just kroos?
>>155191845>>155191864Highly efficient German thread.
poor nog quality i'm afraid. need to find out where france buys its nogs and buy from there
>>155191845France and Spain are better
>>155191924lol
>>155191845Because we are the favorites
>>155191864is the hokey pokey really what it's all about?
>>155191864but we won against binland and the USA, we should be favorites
>>155191845AIPAC wants Iran to win the WC, so trump finally nukes teheran out of total humiliation.
>>155191845because your team full of mercenaries dont have any passion for the nt/germany.
>>155191898Nagelsmann failed to build a reliable structure that is grooved in already. Kroos is one thing, Neuer playing out of nowhere despite being 40 and statistically more or less the worst keeper in the Bundesliga this season is anotherOn paper, our team isn't that much worse than in 2024. If anything, it is arguably a bit better. Despite Kroos and Gündogan missing now. But we still don't have a real top striker, no one asked for Leroy Sané to play on the wing now that Gnabry and Karl are injured, Neuer shouldn't have been nominated, and the team is no solid unit anywayAnd all of them are mental midgets anyway
>>155192031Yes.And I'll go against protocol here, but I'm going to give you another piece of input: bird is the word as well
>>155192107I guess we're only good when more than half of our players are Hühnchen
The muttshaft is legit shit. Getting out of the groups without too much embarrassment would already be overperformance. Overrated Bayern babbies prerending to be world class, failed EPL players, fucking Stuttgart shitters, geriatric Neuer, a benchwarmer in Süper Lig or whatever that meme is called...Absolutely 0 exciting players to look out for. I envy Italy, at least they skip the humiliation.
>>155192107>On paper, our team isn't that much worse than in 2024. If anything, it is arguably a bit better.then you can win, since spain pretty much stole the game in 2024, while they crushed everyone else
>>155191898We'll probably play like thisNeuer in goalTah and Schlotterbeck as CBsBrown and Kimmich as fullbacksPavlovic and Nmecha as DMsWirtz-Musiala-Sané as wings and OMHavertz as the strikerIt is kind of grim that we have to play Kimmich as RB. And we lack an actual striker. But that team with Karl or Gnabry (both injured) instead of Sané? And perhaps Stach as opposed to Nmecha? And literally anybody except Neuer in goal? And some more young guys like Bischof and El Mala in the team as well? I'd be quite hyped. We wouldn't be favorites, but I think that team could put up a show at least. Assuming they stop being weakmind retards (big ask, I know)
>>155192233Nah, that was with home advantage. Our divas won't actually feel like giving it their all now
>>155192173>le win 1 CL per decade football powerhouseLast time they were as good as they thougt was 2014.
>>155192173Grandpa Neuer is only there because of the Bayern lobby. Hühnchen faggots can FUCK OFF
>Sané
>>155192173>england get eliminated>germany still alive>a certain Heinrich Kahn mysteriously has late paperwork cerified by FIFAes ist Hauskommen
>>155192262Impossibly grim, honestly the worst "german" line-up I've ever seen. Makes me nostalgic for the shitshow of 2004.
>wirtzhomo>havertzhomo>woltemadegigahomowhy is germany so zesty
The success and survival of German football as a concept was entirely in his hands. And with this character's retirement, the thread of prophecy has been severed.
>>155192475Too white, too straight, we don't do that anymore.
>>155192406see >>155192512
>>155192475Klose is still the top world cups scorer.This makes Germany still the greatest at the world cups.Very nice that it is a white man, from a white country. Klose, from Germany. The White Race showing its superiority.
>>155192402my boy InsaneZ is only 35, give him time. He got the talent.
>>155192572He was a beast and he destroyed us in 2010
>>155191845You will always be the favorites to my broken buck self
>>155192422I just checked and even in 2004 our squad was infinitely better than whatever you call the nonsense we have now.
>>155192072Good point actually. Any team that beat the LeBron James of Soccer is an instant favourite.
>>155191845Zoomer team, Wirtz
>>155192623He destroyed your sithole.
>>155191845>>155191864Did you reply to yourself?
>>155194090I'm the one who answered OP. No samefagging. Why would I? I think it's fairly obvious that we suck
what's up with german teams having so few black players?
>>155194153>Why would I?I don't know... German humor maybe? In any case, your team is never to be underestimated.
>>155194324Thanks, really. But you saw us in 2018 and 2022And at the 2020/21 EurosRound of 16 is the maximumEs ist vorbei. Unironisch
>>155194437kek Remember, keine Panik auf der Titanic
>>155192262What happened to Füllkrug? He turned out to be the archetypical knipser during the tournament.
>>155194640He got perma-injured and is also washed in general two years later now. 33 years isn't super old, but it's not uncommon for players to fall off. Didn't get a lot of playing time in recent monthsOur only "real" striker is Undav
>>155194551I hope soBut here's a fun fact: many people think the German shirt has four stars because of the four World Cup wins. But in reality, the four stars symbolize the four brain cells shared by the entire DFB leadership
For the team cares more about politics than winning.>>155194319Black (or brown) is not a type of shade Europeans tend to have.For the largest part of the year, the inclination of the sun is too flat for humans to even produce pro-vitamin D.Black people stick out extremely in these latitudes. It's not a welcoming weather for them here year-round.Maybe climate change will do something about that. Who knows?
>>155192107i can't believe Sané is still in the team
>>155197774nobody can. Müller would have brought more value to the team than that guy.
>>155191845you'll always be my favourite
>>155197774Everyone here can’t believe it either
>>155192107>Neuer playing out of nowhereThat's where he was coached to play.
>>155198060Thank you, mein Bruder
