Switzerland v Qatar inbound
>Qatar>Canada>BosniaSwitzerland is gonna wafflestomp this group
I've just dropped 100 bongs on this being a 0-0 slurper
All 4 teams making it to the finals, inshallah
>>155193662Netherlands will not make it out of the group.Can the KNVB get of their asses and reform both club and national football.Still so pissed off the KNVB, they never bothered to respond to Arsene Wenger, after he wrote a plan on his vision to coach the dutch nt.
>>155195213Do you even know which group you're in? You are definitely winning the group lmfao>Japan's B team because half the team are injured>A Sweden that didn't win a single game in the qualifiers game and slipped into the WC through pure luck>>>>>>>Tunisia
Not gonna lie, lads. I like all the Elite teams a lot. I'm particularly cheering for Switzerland and Netherlands.But this /elite/ stuff just feels incredibly forced nowadays. I think we should just unite with all of Western Europe.
>>155195400Did you see the last 2 matches?> Netherlands 0 - 1 AlgeriaThe players could not score a goals to save their lives> Netherlands 2 -1 UzbekistanThe goals came from penalties and 1 player got a straight red and is banned for the first 3 matches
>>155195456>I think we should just unite with all of Western EuropeSounds good to me.
>>155195575I'm gonna make a general for all of these countries. We should all be brothers in arms.
>>155193639Why, swissland isn't that bad anymore. I put it on a draw with both scoring, but Qatar probably doesn't stand any chance.
Good evening gentleman. What’s your tipple for the /elite/ kick off?I’ve got 4 cans of delicious super dry Asahi lager resting in the fridge for my fixture consumption. I’m thoroughly enjoying the ITV build up, matching light hearted banter with an insightful look into the Scotland game and the New York back drop is frankly marvellous.
brothers
>>155193572Joke explanation for newfrens: the “elites” of England, Portugal, Netherlands and Switzerland generally underperform and disappoint in the big tournaments but did well in an irrelevant tournament called the Nations League.
>already winning as usualitsjustthat easy
very /elite/ penalty if i can say so myself
qrd on why these are elite
>>155198692its the cope club really
What the fuck is this muttnigger shit?! Obligatory water break?! Fucking niggers ruin everything i swear.
>>155198660stop dreaming. The Swamplands will NEVER win a world cup.
/elite/ bump
um.. /elite/sisters?
EMERGENCY /elite/ MEETINGNOW
you've let us down, swissbros
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>switzerland loses 1-1
kind of kino honestly
QATAR WON HSUEHUAHUEHUAHSUHDUH
>Shitzerland
qatar won : 1-1
PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that Qatari post calling the goal last thread was legendary lmao
>THE CITY OF SWITZERLANDHAAAHAHHAHAHHAA
>>155193572OH NO NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THE TOP OF ITS HEAD NO NO NO
>Qatar gets a very earned goal>Switzerland's 1 was from a badly called penaltyI see.
>>155193572Swissbros... your /elite/ status will be put under reconsideration...
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>>155204662fucking kek
Lol
You’re out Switzerland
I would like to call an extraordinary general meeting
UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY
>be switzerland>cheat>lose
What's elite about these retards again?
EMERGENCY MEETING IMMEDIATELY
>>155193572ARABS WON ALBANIANS LOSTEAT SHIT SHIPTAR NIGGAS
>The only goal you could get was a penalty that never should have been called>Would have lost to QATAR otherwiseIs this what they call "Elite"?
Based /elite/ mindset of letting the previous WC hosts have a chance
The last couple of minutes redeemed an entire snorefest of a match.
>>155193572Nappa youre embarassing us.
>>155193616Lmao… lol even
this is fucking bullshit, what the fuck!!!
>>155204662
The absolute fucking state of UEFAcucks
>>155205110Nice game bro.
>>155205100the only thing extra blanco in argentina
Always knew shitterland were chokers.
Canada will qualify and take ur sport eurocucks ahahahahhaah
We need to expand the rooster ladsIm thinking South Korea have elite energy
If Switzerland finish 3rd in their group and everyone else tops their group, it means the /elite/ teams won't meet each other until the semi-finals.
>>155204885look in the mirror asshole. we NEVER had elite status to begin with...
>the Cantons have fallen>millions must immigrate
>>155205110Wtf I see the glory of Allah now
Don't worry bros, we were just conserving our energy. And Qatar are asian champions so they're actually really strong. And we had higher xg and possession. so actually this totally fine
>>155205110I kneel icecream man
>>155193572swissers need to be replaced anywaytoo much of a mercenary team, its kosovobania
it's ok swissbros, just need to work on that finishing
DeservedNO ERAALLAHU AKBAR
>>155205110based allah
Worst WC group ever? I hope Bosnia wins the group, the Leafs and the Swiss don't deserve it after those successive chokings.
>>155205255You will lose to our africans when we play
>>155204955kek
>>155205110salami lake um!
LIFE IS A HIGHWAY
>elite BAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA LOSING TO A BUNCH OF OIL MERCHANTS LOLOL ELITE MY ASS
>>155193572So why's Swiss on this again?
Excellent last minute tactical draw, as we know it's better to have the second place going into the ro16, elite mindset on full display.
It was extremely hot and humid
>>155205198Belgium?
>>155193572It's time for an /elite/ shake-up.
We need to finish 2nd in group to avoid Portugal in ro16. We're thinking in terms of an all-elite semis. Nothing to worry about lads
>>155205627Get fucked, chocolate merchant
>>155193572If we don't win against Bosnia and canada, then we can't be part of /elite/ anymore
>>155195400>>Japan's B team because half the team are injuredwhat a waste :(
>>155193572>switzerland>elite KWAB
Switzerbros are just making the group interesting, based Switzerbros
>>155193572>The actual state of the swiss defense
>0/1AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>155193616They don't look to be able to waffle stomp their own shadows.
>>155205061Truly. Was about to become a bigger slurper than literally any single game from the last world cup.
>>155195917>england is triple bitch who killed the ratings irreversibly Howling. Very accurate
All of you are getting exposed
>schweiss
>>155206126Forget the defense, they bungled tons of golden opportunities. Horrible match and I wish qatar had found a way to put another one in in the final seconds.
>>155204662good gawd almighty!!
