soccer, boxing, or basketball?
>best all around fitness>brain damage>nigballhard choice ngl
>>155233432soccer. Boxing and basketball will have him getting rocked by black people
>>155233500>implying you're not responding to a black or mutt
>>155233497>>155233500we are black
>>155233590dun duh dun dundun
>>155233432what do you mean? the same sport you accelled at. you were the goat of your sport right? you can train and coach him yourself.
>>155233432Any sport without a serious risk of CTE. Basically these:>basketball>baseball>tennis>track & field>combat sports without striking (judo, jiu-jitsu, wrestling, etc.)>swimmingPlus some irrelevant sports like squash and bowling. Do NOT put him in football, soccer (headers are CTE machines), or any combat sport with striking.
>>155233432Soccer.Because there are a lot of leagues. If you care about making money.
the correct answer is golf
if you're in europe, soccerbut since you called it that,you're probably in america, so basketballboxing hard no, your son will have brain damage and become a dumb asshole getting in fights all the time
>>155233432what do you think she smells like down there?
unironically, dancing. they swim in pusy.
>>155233432Look at that Asss I'm drooling, sauce?
>>155234083and dick
>>155234290Bisexuality is the avocation of kings.
>>155233432tennis or fencing. low overall numbers so easy to make a team. easy to get scholarships, etc. anything else is a waste not like he's going pro or some shit
>>155233432>future son>not daughtergrim
If you have deep connections to coaches or college programs, then basketball. If not, soccer. Avoid combat sports like the plague
>>155233432football and judo
>>155233497High level soccer players also end up retarded from headers>>155233432Get some money and make him a golfer
>>155233432>soccer, boxing, or basketball?depends on how tall he gets. if he shoots up, basketball. less competition. if she short, soccer. if he likes hurting others, boxing
>>155233497if you are tall, youd have to be dumb not to take the free basketball money
>>155233432>perfect ass with blue white and redNow I’m horny, thanks asshole!
>>155233432Make him swimThe triathlon is a very niche one
>>155233432Track or swimming> accessible at basically every high school> puts you in the best all around physical shape> surrounded by the hottest girls in schoolHhockey is good too if in your area, though 5:00am practices every fucking day blows which is probably what you will get for rink time. Also I was a virgin in high school even though I played goal on the varsity team for 2 years. Track, XC, and marching band nerds all get to fuck like bunnies.>>155234083Figure skating
>>155233432
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>>155233432One where he'll succeed the most and make the most money so he can fuck fat assed bitches from behind like the one in OP's image whenever the hell he pleases, even multiple at the same time, and enjoy a comfortable life every man dreams of, be a good dad and don't deny your son the hedonistic life we all wish we could have, see what he's fit for and just go for it.
>>155233837bingo
>>155233432golf, obviously
Combat sports probably set you better for life if you're average but if you're athletically gifted ice hockey is by far the easiest way to make millions.
>>155240186why did't your dad put you in soccer so u cud fuk big brazilian bundas?
>>155233432boxing is for brain damaged retardsbasketball is not a real sport and it pointless unless you have the genetics to be 6'6+
>>155240722He tried, but I suck at it. I have a hot wife though, so things worked out well enough for me I guess. I do regret not banging more bitches before getting married though.
>>155233432Futures trading.
>>155233432All three are bad choices honestly>soccera shit load of competition and high injury rate>boxingbrain damage>basketballextremely boring
>>155233432I want to get high from sniffing that ass
>>155240186No samples; step your game up.
Ice hockeyGolfNascarSwimming
>>155243261I saved it as "danger close bunda".
>>155233432Spanovic?
>>155233432he should study. sports is for low IQ individuals and entertaintment for upper classes
>>155238231>High level soccer players also end up retarded from headersThey're making changes to that tho, many countries now ban headers until age 14 and such to avoid CTE. The rate is also not comparable to boxing in any way.
>>155244105spiritually indian post
>>155233432Whichever one he likes as long as it doesn't involve long term brain damage.
Basketball all the way. Boxing and soccer are far more likely to give him brain damage or get him gravely injured. In basketball the only thing you need to worry about if you're not surrounded by super reckless people are your knees cause of all the jumping, but that's only if you continue playing it in your 30s. The only drawback is that being tall is basically a requirement if your son ever decides to go professional, so you can easily waste a decade of training in your childhood for nothing. But for just fun healthy recreational shit none of that matters and it's totally cool to put him into basketball
>>155233500only in the US soccer has no blacks but this wc might change that
>>155233432tennis.
>>155233432Baseball
>>155247683basketball is great but it makes them self conscious about their height. I think tennis is better. If you get him into soccer he'll probably have a lot of spic friends. Judging by OP's pic he should sign up for pole vaulting or track.
>>155233432You know, it's sad to me there is even this question. Not in any way faulting you but ideally a kid should chose to play the game they want with their friends, and then join a club if they like it. Street football, makeshift pitches with jumpers as goalposts, that's where a lot of the early skills are learned. Sad how sports have been institutionalised and corporatized. Anyway soccer 100%. People don't get "brain damage" or "gravely injured" from soccer, it's like one in a million. It's good to be risk-averse, it's very bad to base your life around it. What's more by exposing yourself to situations involving potential risk you learn to develop a sense of danger When I was a kid we were expected to block and contest someone swinging a hurley and it could be genuinely scary, thinking soccer could be dangerous would be laughworthy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CHXkGBaPd8
I would put my kid in Tennis.Height isn't that big of a requirement, conditioning is important without taking balls to the head or somebody flopping on your knee, won't get CTE, usually played by higher-class people so easier to network, easy first/second date for the bitches, girls get to wear cute skirts and it's a game they can play against or together. He'll dap you up twenty years from now. I love basketball but I'm 5'11 and my current gf is like 5'1. That lil nigga ain't going to the league unless he's a unicorn and I hate the AAU. If I lived on another continent, I would certainly try to get him in the Euro League where he'll have better fundamental rather than learn how to tear his acl by 22 and fumble the bag forever.
>>155233432>soccer get your knees all fucked up because of the fouls>boxing get brain damage from all the hits>basketball your feet and toes get fucked up because of the shoes
All the upper middle class White strivers in my area are putting their kids in golf. Probably a fake it till you make it thing since none of them are gonna go pro anyways, but you get to be in good networking circles.
>>155233432Que delicia.... Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh. *-*
>>155233590boxing and basketball then, will have him getting rocked by black people
>>155250765>Not in any way faulting you but ideally a kid should chose to play the game they want with their friends,listen man, I agree with you, but this doesn't exist in America anymore. The street I live on has kids outside sometimes on bicycles etc, but not like when I was a kid when we'd play baseball in the local parking lot, tennis, soccer etc. most of the sports exposure for kids now comes from pay-to-play little leagues and school based sports. it's sad but that's how it is.
>>155233432MY FACE THAT ASS
>>155233432I want to fuck that woman in her ass, if you understand what I'm saying.
>>155242353I’m happy for you bro! My beaner wetback father didn’t teach me shit! In fact he never gave me any advice!
>>155233432Her face?
>>155233432Shooting sports, archery, nothing else is acceptable, boy or girl
>>155260195Guaranteed incel sports
>>155233432>USAIf he is normal sized, soccer or baseball. If he is tall as fuck, basketball. If he is big as fuck, football.If he is homosexual, hockey.
>>155233590you shouldn’t be. do better
>soccerDo you want him to be a diving little bitch liar?>boxingDo you want him to be brain damaged?>basketballAre you black?
>>155263810>having childrenObviously black.
>>155233432Wrestling, Jiu-Jitsu or Judo are the best bases for martial arts, you can always pick up striking later
>>155233767Basketball is SHIT on the wheels.Everyone i know, me included, who played this meme sport for 10+ years has either destroyed knees or bad hips. Almost all of us have wrecked ankles.Tennis is terrible, as most unilateral sports.Track is good, 800/1500 runners probably have the greatest overall ''cardio'' capacity.
>>155233837Golf is an absolutely useless sport if you don't go professional.At least the others keep you in shape.
ice hockey is unironically the best sport for your sons.>filters out poors>cardio + strength sport>instant boost to your sons sexual market value (90% of sports romance books are on hockey players)>doesnt require extreme height genetics like basketball or volleyball>skating is relatively easy on knees (lower amount of devastating acl injuries)>played with a stick so no horrific leg injuries like soccer>most injuries come from body contact which isnt even thing until you are 16+ now
>>155268761The problem with hockey is ice time and availability. If you live in a region that gets cold enough for outdoor rinks, then it's great. If you live in a region with mild winters, then you're kind of fucked competitively.
>>155269414i said it filters out poors
>>155233432IMAGINE HOW BIG HER TURDS ARE
>>155269704That's just incorrect. Per capita, California is much wealthier than Saskatchewan. No matter how much money you throw at extra camps and training sessions, you can never recreate the skills that you acquire playing shinny and pond hockey with your friends on an outdoor rink.See >>155250765>Street football, makeshift pitches with jumpers as goalposts, that's where a lot of the early skills are learned. Sad how sports have been institutionalized and corporatized.
>>155233432Who does this fine ass belong to?
>>155267699Golf is the ultimate social sport and emphasizes flexibility and getting shitfaced
>>155233432Go for tennis, gofl or something where he won't face any competition
>>155233432Tennis is the best in terms of earnings potential based on individual merit without team trading bullshit and physical impact. Boxing can be almost as good although there are more business shenanigans that can hold back the success of good boxers in a way tennis does not have. With any team sport there are drafts and trading and luck involved with whether you get on a good team where you can reach some form of success. If best player on mediocre team you're waiting around hoping a better team with better resources picks you up. Never going to get a concussion in tennis outside of some ridiculously improbable face first in to fixed object. In tennis you just have to win. Go to the tournaments, win, get automatic standard ranking points which qualify you in to bigger tournaments where you win and improve your ranking to enter bigger tournaments. There is no corporate interference involved. It's the fairest sport in this regard. The only problem is you have to be at least top 100 in the world to make reasonable money. Top 30 to make good money.
