americans secretly love soccerball
Why do foreigners need us to care so much?Your window for revenge on us was the Olympics. You Failed. We Won.
>>155233802Americans don't care if they suck.If they win, they do care.
>>155234010we just want you to experience the same joy that soccerball gives usno need to be so defensive about it
>>155234238it's an objectively bad sport thoughmost of you just have sunk costs because its your only onerugby is far superiorthe only reason americans are watching is because it's a nationalism fight and the entire world has trump derangement syndrome so its fun to anger them
i miss those pepes
>>155234010>golf has higher viewership than basketballWow.
>>155234309one day you will see the pure tactical and statistical supremacy of this sport, and you will thank me
>>155233802>>155233965all of those are illegal immigrants mexico and south america. ice should subpoena their location information
Lifelong fan if we're currently good
>>155233802true and real>>155234309shhhhh
>>155235089Not really a fan, but soccer is way better to watch on TV than any other sport because it is largely uninterrupted by ad breaks. But I did notice during the US-Paraguay match that the American production was doing as much as they could to advertise with "Hydration Break" sponsorships and other garbage.
>>155235089it's literally just an inferior version of hockey made for pussies and poor people
>>155233802We really don't. I seriously don't know how you watch this shit. Btw I was bored so I started making a calendar to match the WC schedule during some of the games. Wdyt?
>>155234010It's not foreigners, it's this whole website as a whole trying to force a hugbox where everyone agrees with them and likes what they like. They unironically cannot handle the fact that people will have different opinions and preferences to them and they resort to Xitter to seethe in front of their thousands of followers.Wasn't always this way. The website's userbase before 2016 was not bad.
>>155234010>Why do foreigners need us to care so much?America's long-held position as global cultural hegemon means that American interest is something that widely sought after. Not just in sports but in industry, business, consumption e.t.c. Even though we're not the only country that doesn't give a shit about soccer, we happen to be the one country whose benign disinterest in the sport causes the rest of the world to seethe like a bunch of scorned women since they can't help but take that as a negative judgement of their sport, and by extension, themselves.. Notice how they never seem to chimp out as hard at Canadians and Aussies even though they too aren't really that keen on soccer.Foreigners are that emotionally fragile kek. It's why they have to come to an American site to beg us endlessly to watch their sport.
>>155235915>let me just digitally rape your eyes
>>155235930>>155235924true, it's probably also because american websites basically exterminate all the non-american websites on the internet. so they have a chip on their shoulder because they're basically forced to come here to discuss anything (or at most can go to subforums of american websites to post in their native language, but they're always behind the regular ones which are in english)crazy that england could never get europe to learn english despite trying to centuries (they always spoke french) and then we just did it without even trying post ww2 because of hollywood (and then a double dose with the internet and video games/etc)
>>155233802>Millions of Mexicans and south Americans invade the USHoly fuck there are people with US flags that like soccer
>>155235670as we suspectedthanks for the intel, bro
>>155235915this is like some kind of cyberpunk eyerape10/10, would view again
>>155235930>>155236075In defense of turdies, Champions league matches become very entertaining during the knockout stages.
>>155236162yes, and all of those immigrants speak perfect english, im sure
>>155235924>>155235930>>155236075absolute schizo babble
>>155236007I hope you had as much fun getting raped by it as I did fluffing it
>>155236317they CAN be but usually they're snorefestscompare soccer to hockey, it's a vastly superior sport in basically every wayit's basically gatekept goodsoccer
>>155236302I aim to please. The process really helped me learn all the flags and groups. I ironically don't even need a schedule anymore, but I'm still graying it out after every match anyway.
>>155236408did you ever even have a portuguese imageboard you could go to?I suppose they were all brazilian bit maybe you had one.Nearly all of them have certainly died because of 4chan, an American website (as confirmed by 4chan legal in the arguments with the british government)maybe some of them got siphoned off by other american forums such as the forbidden side or the lemon farms, maybe some went to twitter, maybe some to reddit. But all your options are American
>>155236458>they CAN be but usually they're snorefestsYeah, it's the one reason I can never ever get into soccer. 95% of the matches are supernaturally boring.
were unabashed frontrunners that being said ive seen an absolute glut of america 250/fifa merch
>>155236545>words words words words bla bla blanot reading all that. I'm on the australia v turkey thread (non-sticky one). cheers :)
>>155236507godspeed, anon
These threads never take into account the population of America. For people that say we love soccer and for people that say we don’t care. Even if only 25% of Americans care about soccer that’s like 90 million people which is more than many countries itself. Soccer is growing in this country and plenty of people watch and care, but it’s still far behind the NFL and other sports
>>155236807thanks for the eye-opener sirit is hard to imagine the sheer scale of the US
>>155236408Spoken like a true World Cup tourist lol. How do you like rolling around in hogslop for 16 hours?
>>155236807immigrants at soccer games dont count though
>>155237076America can actually culturally integrate their immigrants unlike Europe
>>155237526we will send our immigrants to the rockerfeller mansion, after all, he is the one who wanted them so much
>>155237639You should desu america was founded on a (majority white) immigrant ideal Europe was not if you can get a visa bongnigger you are more than welcome here though if it gets too shit where you are now
>>155233802all me
>>155237342kill yourself mutt
>>155234010You thought those old comics about us happily receiving your foreign aid cum buckets were a meme?USA VALIDATES us. Without the US approval, we're literally nothing... If USA teleported itself to Xworld (formerly known as Mars), Europe would commit the biggest suicide pact ever created
>>155237724thanks, ameribro
>>155233802If America wins, I can gloat that we are better than you obsessed faggots at your favorite sportIf America loses, I don't give a shit because it's what I expect
>>155234010Are these accurate? NBA had 20M+ watching the finals.
Updated
>>155235497kek
>>155233802We do, its the perfect game for elementary school kids. Every single kid in the country played it as a child growing up in PE.
>>155240330so this is how a digitally induced stroke feels like
>>155234010Today is a big day for college basketball
it's not like we enjoy this stupid divegrass cum drinker game or anything b-baka our football is way better
>>155241512I'm going to rework the Group Ranked Rounds, but is this easier to read? I like the eye rape personally but maybe I can make something likeable too
Soccer and Basketball are the best because there is constant gameplay, and they are the most fun to play IRL. Football (americano) and Baseball are mind-numbingly boring, their best games are worse than the worst soccer games.
>>155233802You caught us
>>155242177it's significantly easier and actually useable, but I can envision the memetic potential in the first one
>>155241595I've personally been enjoying the posts where Americans get upset people like American things and then also get upset when another group of people doesn't like those same things. Very tsundere.
>>155242229football is the worst imo because of all the nonstop goyslop advertising; it’s legitimately disturbing how many commercials and ads you’re exposed to.
>>155243633Going to sleep now, this appears more improvement
Only American migrants whether from Europe or Latin America like Football
>>155233802Just don't make them choose between this and college ball
>>155235756You're gonna fit right in
>>155233802COME OOON AMERRRRICA
>>155235915Pure 90s Japanese arcade game cabinet aesthetic. Nice work USAnian
>>155233802>watching replays>Mexico played Sirius as their walkout songHoly fucking KINO
It's just good times when WC happens
>>155233802We really don't. We just love nationalism and dunking on foreigners.
>>155233802A few Americans on /sp/ not-so-secretly love soccerball, you mean.
>>155238824its last year
>>155243718>I've personally been enjoying the posts where Americans get upset people like American thingsthose are chicanosthey have TDS and america derangement syndromeif we had state flags you'd see 80% of them in california or texas >>155248294trvke
>>155234010Horse racing is 90% addicts
>>155253000every year tens of millions of people sit down to watch the kentucky derby, bet between 1-50$, and then never bet againit's a social activity, foreigners wouldn't understand
>>155253024Gamble Gamble Gamble die
