GET IN HERE
what took you so long?
>couldn't find a threadwhat the HECK is happening
>turkish team is whiter than Aussie
>>155234011LETS FUCKING GO
>>155234085>>155230338
>4th slurper of the dayi need an intervention. i can't continue watching these dogshit group stage matches. please send help
Where is the fucking sticky?
>>155234011>No stickyClown mods
ankara pessi
everyone went to sleep lol
Strayans I will say this once the one player you should be worried about when he gets the ball is Kokçu.
FUCK OFFWE'RE FULL
Foids shouldn't be commenting on men's sports, just stick to the women's soccer or something
>>155234093my scottish great grandad fought here. Didnt die!
What do you think of our ball?
goosey you here m8?
Having the flag of your opponent on the jersey is dumb as fuck.
mods fell asleeplets have clean thread lads
Death to kebabCmon Australia
>>155234011>this start timeGoodnight, /sp/.
>no stickyThat's African American discrimination.You know it. I know it.
is this the actual thred?
If we don't win or draw I am going to freak
Care status?
>>155234202Good lad. Happy for him war is hell
STICKY when
Wtf I thought it was tomorrow
Australia is blacker than Turkey. Truly anglosphere
it is embarrassing they allow games to be hosted in jeetland (Canada)
>women commentator>guy who sounds like hes faking an aussie accentanother night listening to mexicans I guess
>no sticky
>Go to wog place to order snack pack>Yeah of course I support turks, inshallah>instant discount
turkey-ye
>>155234085It’s late and we’ve all watched slurp fest after slurp fest today We’re tired
SOMEONE GO INTO THE IRC AND REMIND THEM
>>155234279It is tomorrow in most part of the world
WHERE LOLI
Is that fucking Homelander watching this game? Who do you think they're rooting for?
>>155234251Corrr what a babe
I’m so drunk
Streamies?
>Turke-Ya!Get the fuck outta here.
>>155234293I find the Australians worse. They take over ski towns, take all the cool jobs like lift operators, and refuse to learn the language.
All I want is us beating usa with at least 3+ goals. I don’t care about the other games
erdochads assemble
>>155234341Stream east dot one
>turks booing wtf
the slurping will be biblical
Imagine being a Euro who stayed up all night to watch a bunch of semen slurper matches in a row
>ngubus on AustraliaWhat is the world coming to
>>155234341SBS online
finally time for part two
I need a comfy thread, the faster a sticky, the less i have to deal with you tourists
no foul lmao
>Turks booing whenever we get close to scoringthey're animals
>luke metcalfe
>>155234279It technically is it started at 12AM EST
Good luck Aussies. I hope you enjoy Vancouver. It's a beautiful city.
>>155234341https://streamed.pk/watch/ppv-australia-vs-t-rkiye/
>no stickyThe disrespect is fucking unbelievable, we will crush USA next week
>>155234362Keep dreaming suleiman
>>155234312I’m sure turkey spells and pronounces every country the way that country does, including China and Japan, right? Surely they aren’t hypocritical cunts. Turkey turkey turkey turkey
>>155234384every team in the world will be africans and yo vill like it
and the goals?
>>155234362typical hateful muslim roach
>it's over
>>155234362basedhoping for a 'saving-energy' tie
>>155234361>I find the Australians worse. They take over ski towns, take all the cool jobs like lift operators, and refuse to learn the language.You speak English in Canada, right?
>>155234251god I love sexy women
>>155234297>not listening to based Bash and Wollongong Wolves legend Luke Wilkshire
>Turkeyah
>>155234426You won’t do shit cunt
Australia used to be a team that required like 10-15 passes or set pieces to score a goal. Now that they got pacey ngubus like Irakunda and Toure they might do counter attacks and through balls
>>155234401you should have brought more bogans
>>155234425Cheers x
>>155234483tell me they didnt?embarrassing
previous is now sticky
WTF WHY IS THERE 2 NGUBUS
Go back!>>155230338>>155230338>>155230338
>>155234361What the fuck are you on about? Since when do Australians come here? Since when do they know how to ski? What language? And how is being a lift operator cool? Everything is wrong with your post
>>155234454yeah they're at either end of the pitch mate
no worries, messi is not out there today
I'll never call it "Türkiye" and neither should you. It's Turkey.
OK TOURISTSYOUR STICKY IS ALREADY SET UP >>155230338NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD
How the hell does David Basheer still have a job, he was a fucking horrible commentator back when he used to do Champions League matches back in the mid 2000s and he's still just as bad 20 years later
>>155234426>The disrespect is fucking unbelievable, we will crush USA next week>wewhich player are you?
>>155234489You used to require a slap now you require my boot also
KICK THE BLOODY BALL
this is the /comfy/
>all this gay whistlingwhat is this, roland garros?
>mfw Australia scores
AUSTRALIAN THREADS REPORT INWHO /afl/ HERE?
>>155234554I cringe when I hear him
anglosphere teams in this worldc up:USA CAN AUS NZL ENG SCO Partial: RSA GHA CUWany other teams?
>>155234605put the witchetty grub on your cock
Sticky thread is too much man its just people coomposting. Just watch the football. Its very entertaining
>>155234634Yeah.
>>155234615Based I don’t understand how anyone can use the sticky. They are way too fucking fast and this is just the group stage
we got this
>>155234486I’ll fucking take you apart you fat fuck
>>155234722>Sticky thread is too much man its just people coompostingIt wouldn't be sticky otherwise now wouldn't it?
Stickys are tourist containment threads, let them deal with PeruANO
>>155234425>yorkshire woman commentating based
>no Kenan Yildiz starting>no Salih Ozcan startingThe two best Turks this season and they're benched Montella cant even use the rest excuse they're gonna win the group lord
australia-new zealand world cup when?
lazy turks can't support their team at 7 am in /sp/
>>155234922Brother that was in 2023 and that was for the womens one. Though they are planning to bid for 2036 with Indonesia. But probably wont win because the England are planning to win the rights too
>>155234011Anyone watching on Telemundo and hear the guy occasionally yelling, it is quite funny.
>>155234922Are there even enough stadiums to host the 120 games with the new meme format
i feel like the USA vs Australia game is gonna be peak. especially since i'll be 20 minutes away. Aussies, make sure you tear up Seattle while you're here. tons of booze there and maybe just piss on everything you can. fight a cop or 4.
this hydration break shit can't be real right? why the fuck do we have half time?
REMEMBER TO HYDRATE /SP/
What is this gayass song?
A MACCA'S MATCH BREAK
>>155235104Yeah I prefer watching in spanish.
>>155235062Commonwealth WC when?
telemundo is the best. during hydration bets they just straight talk about the game.as opposed to fox>showing commercials
Based Telemundo saying fuck infantino and his gay ass cooling break. No ads, no cut to commercial
>>155235287You should go and chat up some shiela's mate
Cmon ya strayan cuntsScore sone fackin goalsMurder the roaches
>>155235104>>155235407telemundo is the best broadcast. Plus its the only one I can get for free
>>155235358Klopp said it best
Isn't BC Place climate controlled with the roof closed?
An Inconvenient Truthie:This match looks like Brazil vs. Denmark. You wouldn’t know if the teams weren’t shown
sticky>>155230338>>155230338
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
GOAAAAAAAL
ROACH BROS?!?!?!?!?!?!
NGUBU MY SON!
Holy shit good goal
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALFUCK TURKSHITS
>>155235502ILL LEAVE SOME STICKY DOWN YOUR THROAT
TRUE BLUE AUSSIE YESSSSSS
NUKE NAFRIS
R-R-R-RRRRAID!!!!kills bugs dead
LETS FUCKING GO YOU CUNTS
UEFA has been completely exposed this tournament only Scotland has won against arguably the weakest team in the tournament
where's this nigga really from? that strike was Eto'o-tier
great goal by the australian ngubu!
BASED CUNTS>BASED CUNTSBASED CUNTS>BASED CUNTSBASED CUNTS>BASED CUNTSBASED CUNTS>BASED CUNTS
My days this Turkish players cant even string 3 accurate passes in the final third without either skying a shot or being tackled
I knew it, I told the USAian earlier, this will not be a slurper because one team is not defending, Turkey, and one team is playing free flowing football, Straya. Congrats straya keep going go for 10-0
fuck what a shot. too bad roach kek
>>155235062women "football" dont count
>>155235776well that was almost a blooter
KINO
>>155235612>Kosovo flagYou’re Turks m8
HOLY SHIT THAT SHOT
Next hyrdration break should be changed to be called SMOKO.
anyone else gutted with these hydration break ads? i fucking hope this doesn't become the norm and it's just an amerifat cash grab
>Oceanian country >Plays in Asia>Asian country >Plays in Europe WTF
Australian hero Nestory Irakunda
one more game? splendid>>155234208looks cool :) i really like the Trionda, almost want to buy one
>>155236000>fifa game played in Canada The Americans did this!
>>1552342089.9/10, would kick
>>155236015modern football
>>155236047FIFA is the world federation mate Canada is a part of it like everyone else
>>155236000from the last games comfy thread:i call this-[WORLD CUP 2026]https://voca.ro/1jLwJXE1NWip[LYRICS]pretty boring games today desuI'm tired. Just all around tired and sick of life.Fifa mandates them for all matches because the matches in Mexico and the American South are being played at like 32C and 80% humidity.Just kidding it's because tv ads and fuck you.
Whistler and Fernie must be fucking ghost towns right now.
>>155236015You gotta forgive Straya though. Punking island nations 10+ every game when they were in OFC isnt really shouting competitive. Plus OFC there was no automatic qualification spots had to go to playoffs. I wish NZ would follow suit and join AFC or just merge OFC and AFC together.Pic rel when they beat American Samoa 31-0 the scorekeepers said 32-0.
>>155236114So how did the US cause this exactly
wtf 2 balls
>>155236442in your mouth!
>>155236442don't sleep with her, Germanbro. it's a trap!
>>1552364421 is not enough for this awesome mach fr fr
>>155236553
>>155236396>world cup in the most consumerist country in the world>all their sports have breaks specifically for adsgee i wonder how
>>155234011wtf is that
>>155235910Kys nigger
>>155234439the woman slipped up early and i kekked
>>155236668is this nigga serious?
the pace of that one Aussie dude. Turkey is going to be fucked so bad against the States the way they ran at Paraguay.
>>155236703kara boga
>>155236725prove him wrong
The blackest gorrilla nigger is more human than any turkroach
>>155236801well, as the other anon said- the tournament is being played in multiple countries. this is a Fifa thing.
Get fucked you ballerina wannabe
HELLO AUSTRALIA MY FRIENDCOME TO BESIKTAS
Aus looking more like Brazil than the real BrazilPillage these dönershits in 2nd half
Montella looks like an employee at a döner shopFilthy wop
Irunkonda looking like Brian White out there on that pitch Caps bros.
>>155237162You mean Brian Black
>>155237060>>155237127making me hungry for some lamb with tabouli
>>155237201no
>>155237267don't do rectangle face, i hate rectangle face.
>named I - RAN - kunda>Runs really fast like thundaIs this like have a dentist named Dr. Chu?
I'm starting to notice all of the black guys scoring the and a sob story about how they were born in or have ancestry from Ghana, Nigeria, Tanzania. I'm just noticing.Happened with the Mexican black man, happened with that Nigerian American and now Happening with this Ngubu.What are "THEY" up to?
>>155237501feel bad for the poor black boy who was born in a shithole but overcame his destiny
>>155237501>born in a refugee camp in dirt and poverty>scores a goal for his adoptive homeland that took his family in with nothingWhatever m8. I am from the suburbs. You don't know suffering.
>mcdonalds logo just randomly sitting there
who were those slags?
Roaches are under mad pressure here, if they concede they'll mentally crumble
Aussies were at +425. reeeeee
I thought turkey was good
>>155238163we fell for it again
Lol, manlet
>>155238163There's only so much guler can do, rest of the team is trash
>>155238183Well I have totally wrong about the group so far. I though us was going to be the bottom and turkey was going to be the top.
>>155238319it happens. luckily there is a place in Vancouver for us all.
Australian defense looks like a fucking unit.
By far best game of the day Finally some good soccer
>>155238478Also honorable mention to Haiti that game could have probably been decent if Scotland didn’t park the bus all game
time for smoko
does turkey know you can shoot within the box?also how are we feeling about this late night match?>>155238478morrocco and brazil was unironically good in the first half
Fucking thank Christ for a commercial break, the sound of the crowd makes my head hurt.Can someone answer what happened or what can cause such a change in possession? I’m trying to multitask but every time I look up it seems Turkey is about to score. Why doesn’t Australia try to score again?
>>155238523Actually surprised how no one actually parked the bus yet.I did miss the switzerland game
>>155238620Why is the crowd singing along to a song about a cuck?
todays games were badlet's not sugar coat it
>>155238620just wait until USA and Australia play in Seattle. it's going to be loud as FUCK.
Is there going to be a woman announcer for every game? I might just watch fucking Telemundo for the rest of the tournament. Give me two Brits or one Brit and one American
>>155238790Thought about getting tickets- $2k+Yeah no thanks
Owarida
>>155238790All the Asians are gonna be rooting for their colony Australia. Gonna be pretty lit
>ROACHES
>>155238737Why did insufferable BEERZ WITH THE BOYS-types across the world take Mr Brightside on as their anthem anyway?
>>155238807let Zlatan and a random Scotish dude from the tailgate commentate for peak.
>>155238807TSN/CTV has the Canada Women's Team Head Coach on colour. She is actually quite good.
How do you say :it's over" in roach dialect?
Bro what are they doing Turkiye
>>155238770we dont usually get good games this early>straya mate
2-0God tier performance by Aus desuReally impressed
This just fucked my parlay
>>155238928they ye-ye.
>>155238889On colour? Is that something remarkable or something? I thought color TV was the standard since the 1970’s. I’d rather watch black and white if I didn’t have to listen to a bitch cunt talking for 90 minutes I already hear that for 12 hours a day
>>155238163They got very lucky to qualify against usOverrated kebabs
>qatar wins against the house last minute>brasil no longer powerhouse>aussies keep english alive by beating roacheskino world cup desu
that Aus USA game is going to be prison riot down in Seattle. Please leave Pike Place standing though thanks.
How the fuck are Turks.this bad? Australia is a meme team
>>155239044no, he meant doing color comment- wait fuck you.
>>155239044it is the national team coach talking tactics and formations in an English accent. I find it erotic.
I never liked how Turkey demanded to reword their name. I don't have a key on the keyboard with the double dot u. What the hell am I suppose to do?
>>155239094Why are people bashing brazil? They arent as good as before but morocco is legitimately good.
Turkish meltdown
>>155239240and yet when they read it out in French it was "Turkee" LOL
So now I see why they're the poor man's Europe
>>155239262not saying morocco had to prove anything. it seems as theres just less powerhouses this world cup, although it is only a few matches in to tell.
I think we need to talk about Europe. the only team with a win is Scotland.
>>155239460Against Haiti
>>155239494while parking the bus
Australia played lovely progressive football in the third and then just parked the bus play haramball in the 2nd. Never thought I'd see Arteta ball in tournament football. KINO
>>155239094it's better for brazil to not end up as the best of its group
>>155239539>>155239460Imagine if Curazao draws or wins tomorrow
>>155239652yes please
Turkyiv bros...
Turkeks?
>>155239652>>155239717there will be 1 if not 2 major upsets in the groups. A literal who NT will play the match of their lives and take down a favorite
>>155239652/sp/ would explodeBut I'm an oldfag that still believes that the krauts are a relevant team
>>155239447>>155239608This is the first time in a while I actually like brazil again. Granted they arent as fun as before but they seemed to be a lot tougher then with fucking neymar. God why did people rate him.I think what this world cup interesting is that good football teams are actually fun to watch. The opposite of the 2010-2020 spain tiki tak shit
>>155239240Why would you do anything? They don’t do the same for other countries. They just use their own spelling like everyone else does. They are just trying to bully people and I bet they are shocked so many pussies are actually doing it
Leigh Matthews rule still in play
>>155239904Tbh there has already been some upsets, Paraguay should have beaten the US, Switzerland was supposed to beat Qatar and Turkey was supposed to beat Australia
bunch of turkeys if you ask me lol
I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER
We should just agree to tie with Australia. With a win and a tie we are both guaranteed to go through(right?). We can be frens
so does Tony get a cheaky offer at the job in a random Championship side now?
why are so many people acting like Turkey was supposed to be a good team, why would you think this, Turkey always fucking sucks.
>30 efforts on goal but only 1.33 xgROFL
>>155240438>always sucksyou do know they have made it the finals of a euros
>>155240488>literally make no shots from inside the box>NOOOO, WHY DID WE LOOOOOOOSE?Turkroaches are indeed dumb
>going to celebrate with a few vegemite sandwiches
>>155240438>one guy plays at real>one at inter>one at juve>one at bvbI mean
>>155240438Turkey is comfortably top 20. And I mean im happy for Australia, earned win, but everything went right for them tonight and vice versa for Turkey.
Patrick ' no breach' Beach
>>155240438they looked decent last euro. if they improved upon that they could've become a challenging team but it seems like they just got a million times shittier
YEAH, NOT SO EASY TO GET PAST A BEACH THIS TIME, IS IT TURKS?
>>155240571Being top 20 doesn’t win a World Cup, Italy is 5 of the world and did not even qualify
>>155240438They play in Europe while Australia is a literal who team
>>155239067>Overrated kebabs>tf>tp
>>155236240>or just merge OFC and AFC togetherThat'd be for the best tbdesu
>>155240438>50% ivy league players vs>literal whosliteral whos won.
>>155240526they've been to 3 (three) world cups, including this one, sure they made the semis randomly in one of them, but it's not like they're some traditional soccer powerhouse, they've never won shit.Just checked their qualifying path and they lost 6-0 to Spain (then drew them when the game did not matter). Then they barely beat Romania and Kosovo.>>155240773and Australia isn't some minnow either, they're always decent enough, won an asian cup, round of 16 in the world cup a couple timesAnyway sounds like an even match on paper to me, and Australia came out ahead this time. Not even an upset.
>>155240987Australian women are minnows though. and i'm gonna catch me some when they come here.
>>155235430pretty sure thats a frankston pic
>>155240739Italy currently is not even top 15 they are utter shit
Australia being slept on ngl.Everyone looks at our players, sees a bunch of nobodies and thinks we're just shit.We are well-drilled. Same as last world cup, even gave Argentina a run for their money.
im an aussie in seattle, absolutely frothing i missed out on tickets for next week
>>155241265frothing means youre keen and excited eg the waves are pumping and I am frothing
>>155241313holy zoomer
MORE SMARTMORE SAFEMORTEIN
let's appreciate how fucking cracked this guy is, turks had the ball for 2/3 of the game and he let not one through
>>155241493He only had to make one really top save to be fair. There were two other big chances that I remember but both were directly at him and the rest were long shots.All 3 centrehalves played incredible, top positioning for almost the whole game
>>155241313Frothing at the mouth is a symptom of rabies and has been used for decades as a synonym for being extremely angry, like a rabid dog.You fucking zoomer clown.
What are the best english youtube channels that posts highlights of the matches (5-15min)? Fucking tired of clicking on vids where people clickbait and end up playing fifa and shit like that
