World cup: Netherlands vs Japan - エラにゃん editionGet in here
Do your best, Japan. LET'S FUCKING GO 日本!
>>155238512She looks like she kis fat drink ojisan ass
>>155238512Too fast Jap
BLUE LOCK BROS WHERE YOU ANONS AT?!?!
>>155238512Redpill me on this white woman.Why is she so popular in Japan and why is she living there in the first place?
Did someone say AMWF thread
>>155238512built for BAC
My body is L@DY!
>>155239144He is unironically out of her league.
>>155238862She’s the game model for resident evil aka Ashley irl.also she’s Dutch and living in jap
>>155238512what's going on, big guy? you made the thread about 14 hours early
>>155238862she's a succubus keeping japanese birth rate lows by stealing all their cum
*enters thread*
I don't even care for the game but the thread is sure to deliver.
Japan will win, checkem
Too early, anon-kun
>>155238587>>155238862She was an escort in japan who also did modeling and by sheer luck she got discovered by one of the RE devs. Presumably she's far too rich and famous now to bother with escorting anymore. For about $300 converted to yet you could have taken her out to dinner and then busted a fat nut on her face before she hit it big. Such is life: timing is everything.
>>155238862Talentless but solid 8 women dye blonde and move to japan to hunt in the zoo. Her sister is way cuter anyway.
>>155238862a beautiful model but what really makes her popular in japan is the fact that she looks like their idealized vision of a white girlthey wouldn't go for a vulgar bimbo
>>15523851214 hours till the nips show the world they are the best asian country.
>>155240582No way that's 300. If she were Russian maybe
>>155240582Ew disgusting
i have decided that i will not be posting any lolis or other anime girls in the match thread but will only post my lovely irl oshi.
>>155240668They're comfortably the best team in AFC and if they lose it's basically over for everyone else.
>>155240818What do you consider over? Because no AFC team has a real chance of winning it, quarter would be a good tourney for japan, semi is overachieving.
>>155239144Please asian men, take em. More WMAF
Let's go Japan
>>155240868Basically what you said. Quarters for Japan, Ro16 for others.
>>155238795This show is very gay
Weebs will cry today.
>>155238512Japan used to have Blue Lock to psyche them up, but after the slideshow that is season 2 they lost their powers. As it stands now Japan is absolutely doomed against the clockwork orangeWill still root for them, tho.
>>155238512might be the only game worth watching so far
i hate women so much its unreal
情けない日本人はまさか勝つ!ネーデルラント勝ちましょう!
My favorite match of the first match day>Japan always deliver run yourself into the ground epic matches>Netherlands golden generation grandfathers still around for a last last last chance
>netherlands>land [region]>nether regionYes, country named after your anus. And they will play like anus
>>155238512Japan will beat Holland through deep study of Rangaku
How are you all watching this
>>155241275Im going to watch it through the OzzFest Network, where the AI Hologram of Ozzy Osbourne is going to narrate it. Praise Jack and Sharon!
>>155241307Enjoy
>>155240582don't think this is true
3-1 Dutch but the japs will show great fighting spirit like they always do
It's gonna be a blowout for the Dutch because Ongezellig mogs like 95% of all tranime
>>155241370I will!How are you going to watch it?
>>155241396I forget which board knows the most about her, maybe /jp/ for whatever reason, but yes, she used to be an escort in japan. Now she's just a rich social media star in japan.
we will defeat holland then I will jerk off to porn ejaculating in pretty dutch woman throat
>>155238512
This bitch is actually frauding so hard lmao
Dutch man and Japanese woman is a highly salutary pairing that produces attractive offspring
>>155241428i looked it up though and the only source is one actual whore and a bunch of online forum incelsnot exactly reliable
>>155241526I trust fourchin autists more than any search engine.
>>155241549yes anons saying shit about a woman are the most believable source ever
>>155241615Did you know women pee from their butts?
>>155241649girls dont have butts
>>155239144filthy little pan face gook not realising he is but a mercy fuck>>155240980you are a CHINAMAN
>>155238512 reviewbrah looks like that?
>>155241725desu the white guys dating Asian girls are almost always nerds/losers/spergs. It kind of makes it worse, because 9 times out of 10 when an Asian guy dates a white girl he's out of her league. Means that being white is valuable.
>>155241649girls don’t pee
>>155241750don't care to participate in your mental gymnasticsdon't imply that woman is even a little unattractive
>>155241750This literally never happens chang.
Uhh game isnt until 13 hours from now
>>155241788Nerdy losers dating Asian women? I assure you it does.
do it for kazuha
>>155241786Come to America and you'll see I'm 100% right lol. Pretty much every white guy dating an Asian girl is a total loser weirdo. Statistics will you show you that far more white guys date Asian women than the inverse. And I mean she's not exactly ugly, but she's no 10/10. Nonwhites will often look at a blonde woman and just think she's automatically a knockout but white guys have higher standards.
>>155241820just pre drinking already (might not make the game, happens a lot)
>>155241922You're too old for the AMWF crowd
3 of Japan's players are out due to injury, including their Star player Endo who had announced international retirement. Japan is so fucked
>>155241921you are a retardthat is an extremely attractive woman who doesn't care to groom herself. a diamond in the mineperhaps OF slags with half a kilo of makeup and cum-conditioned hair are more your """taste"""
>>155240582>>155241428dont big game studios research women or do any background checks before employing them as models?
>>155241978I don't know what it is but nonwhites are just fundamentally incapable of discriminating attractiveness in white women. >doesn't care to groom herselflmao you're actually just retarded. That girl cares more about her image than those OF slags you're ripping on. She has pounds of makeup and filters on in every picture, she's extremely well groomed as well.
>>155242168please elaborateor name
>>155242180YouTube channel "the sphere hunter". Look up the lore at your own discretion
>>155238512Built for SKC(Solid Korean Cock)
>>155242197>tranthony>the worm married a norse trannyOPE THE DESTROYER WINS AGAIN
>>155242203kys kimgo back to your country
Wonder which will choke? 0-0 draw.
>>155241921>Pretty much every white guy dating an Asian girl is a total loser weirdo.It depends where you are. In the bay area of california (I don't live there, but I've been many times and have friends who were there for college) it is extremely common, even among high sexual market value white guys. I think it's particularly prevalent among brogrammers.
>>155242264I went to a local "asian market" hoping to find japanese candy, and the owners were straight up grizzled vietnamese. The husband looked like a vietcong with his skull shaped face. Needless to say there was only 1 small japanese isleWhere does Vietnam fall on your list of favorite eastern countries there mr nippon
>>155242275Both teams dont defend well. There will be goals
>>155242369I'm not from the bay area but I was a CS major in a school with a lot of Asians and nah, it was still a bunch of losers. If by "high SMV" you mean successful on paper then maybe. If you mean charismatic and attractive then no fucking way.
>>155241978>that is an extremely attractive womanTrue, by my standards.>who doesn't care to groom herselfLaughably false.>>155242111She is literally just a model to them. Unless she has a criminal record for fraud or murder, they do not care.
Hey how come China doesn't have a world cup team? I feel like they would decide to lab grow one by now
>>155242275>tallest team vs shortest teamI'm expecting nips to get blown out. Hope they win, but I expect them to lose.>>155242409Things are different around here.
>>155242369In the midwest, you see a large amount of White man + Filipino or chinese women. Usually in their 50s. When I was in college, the asians all stuck together and the yellow fever stereotype was true-ish. But you did see normal white guys with the women. Rarely did you see asian men dating outside of their own race.
I date Asians here because they're 95% of the population.
>>155242433>Things are different around hereThe bay area seems like a bubble desu. I wouldn't generalize your experiences there to the rest of the country. It's really sad to me. SF seems like it was a really beautiful place with a unique character decades ago. Now it's just AI slop central. I'd even take the Silicon Valley of a few decades ago. The place just needs to be fucking burned now.
Tojo doodWat nou
>>155242431These are the Asian rankings. The left is the team's worldwide ranking. Japan is the top ranked team in Asia, China is nowhere near the worst but I stopped at China for you. Asia got nine slots this world cup but this is an expanded world cup so more slots than usual were available. Look at the worldwide ranking difference between Japan and China for scale. China just aren't good enough to qualify.
>>155242412buti thought prostitution is illegal in japan
>>155242650Australia isnt an Asian country dumbass
>>155242650FIFA ratings are a joke, use this it's more accuratehttps://eloratings.net/
>>155242547The last of the hippies colonized SF and have progressively taken over the culture of the whole bay area. >>155242732I don't know if it's illegal on the books but it's extremely legal in practice. Look up "soap lands" for starters, but they also have lots of streetwalkers, and the love hotels that cater to them and their clients.
>>155241856The other part retard, obviously.
>>155238512im rooting for japan
>>155242791It's still a similar level of giant difference between Japan and China but I get your point.
>>155242826>cute as a button>106 poundsIMAGINE
Please please please Japan give our team a giant ass fucking! Our Nbungu's need a wake-up call and if we get 2nd place we won't have to go against Morocco and my bike won't be stolen/demolished during the riotsArigato!!!
>>155238512probably the first game that feels like an actual world cup game
>>155242111where do you think game devs look for hot chicks to put in their game if no the usual escorts they nut in?? I would do so
>>155243158Couldn't you just bring your bike inside for the night? I know you dutch live in sardine cans but surely you have room for one (1) bicycle?
Been to japan recentlyWas shocked by how much them niggas like to eat meat
Why are the Dutch all black now, wtf happened
>>155243310They were enriched by diversityThey have more culture now
>>155238862Ella just started out as an enormous weeb who learned japanese and started making youtube vids about itquickly got very popular with japanese dudes for being their ideal image of a western girlbeauty standards differ, she's not a 10 here but the same goes the other way
is that time of the year when /sp/ is super cringe about japanim out,im going back to /vp/
>>155243331Okay but why did they settle there
As a fellow Asian team, I hope Japan beats the Netherlands, but If you look at image, the paper says the average height gap is only about 4~5cm, but that's just the trap of averages.In reality, Sweden, the Netherlands, and Tunisia have an abundance of players well over 190cm, with a few 182~183cm players dragging their official average down. Japan, on the other hand, consists mostly of players in their late 170s, with only a few 183~184cm players pulling their average up. Effectively, Japan is facing a functional height deficit of 10cm on the pitch. Tactically speaking, no amount of technical skill can fully compensate for that kind of physical disparity in modern football
>>155243510What if they all gained the soccer prowess of Messi, would Japan win then
I hope we lose all games so I can sleep peacefully at nights without my neighbors being loud during the matches
>>155238512wtf is it with women using two hands to hold light thingsstupid fucking bitches
>>155243510The Japanese defenders are all around 188cm tall, and we don't really have any tall attackers save Weghorst who's a pinch hitter and a complete meme. Average height says nothing.
>>155243426Reminds me of AppleMilk1988She was an early youtuber weeb who got popular for japanese content, she lived in japan and eventually did that idol modelling stuff. She quit youtube and fell off the face of the earth and only recently came back as an old hagard ass woman nobody care about, kek. Shes a twitch streamer without the looks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R51K9_t_0v8(x videos)/video.hubich5123/applemilk1988_emily_debut (no nudity)
>>155242392dirty and hotnot a big fun of the viet immis here eithernotorious criminals and low lives
>>155243310look up dutch colonial history
>>155243677I didn't know about your colonies
>>155243719Finland
>>155243426No doubt she is very cute I probably would have been horribly obsessed when I was younger.>>155243454Part of it is that the dutch used to have an empire. Some of those places are still under the dutch crown (kind of like how canada was technically a colony of the UK until like 60 years ago), one of those being dutch surinam. All those people get dutch citizenship and passports (or at least have the option to, I forget how it works). That's at least part of the reason.>>155243639If that's the video I'm thinking of it's gravure, which isn't idol modelling so much as soft core porn. She may not be naked but you can still see her asshole.
>>155239144>>155240980>>155241725AMWF is the right way
>>155243426>she's not a 10 hereyeah probably an 8
>>155241725"Which men would you like to date most?" Asked to Japanese females.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OGkDQuPq6bwResult:Korean male - 53.1%Japanese male - 40.5%Chinese male - 0%
>>155243763WMAF >>>>> everything else
Beware the passport sistsers.
>>155240980>>155243763yes take them all and give us all of you plastic-based entities
>>155238512>>155239144>>155243763>>155243827>>155243848Ngl, I got hit on some blonde girl when I was in Europe even though I wasn't even that good looking. The K-POP certainly has made them infatuated with Asians.
