'vious >>155218845
Starting ozempic in a week, currently 275 lbs at 5'5
Gane's strategies out smart the framework and unified rules systems of mma
>out smartganecel intellect is a peach
>>155240983Oh no mate I kept ducking face first into gane's hands every time he was peaching me up with his jabs ow :(
tfw u have yogert
>>155241079Shakespeare also broke the conventional rules of literature regularly
https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/2066019492128244050Oh no no no ratlipsissies it keeps getting worse... Utterly bitched and tackled off the stage by security whilst trying to get to Danis. Couldn't see it on the broadcast.
tfw u eat the yogar
Gane Derangement Syndrome (GDS)
>>155241011At least you don't have gyno like this dude I know.Got tits to his fucking bellybutton. Gross as shit.
>>155241154Some random who security guy went beast mode on khamzat single handed? Good grief zatdaddy
2 steps before the Gaethje era, nothing feels the same
Strickbeast broke that bachi bazi boy
>>155241154he had a rough dayneeded a time out
>garth and chudler definitely retiring>gane might retire off a loss>poois should've retired years agocould be an histroic noight for other reasons b's
>>155241259Based zatdaddy making the janny carry him
danis bitches ratlip in the cage as well btw
>>155241290If Gane has a single foul in this fight, Dana should personally step into the cage, D/Q him, and cut him right there.
Surely Tony scored atleast 1 point though. R-right guys?
You guys do realize that since its Trump birthday he has already picked who he wants to win? I'm just saying he personally requested Derrick Lewis since he is a fan, and if he wants his guy to win then Hokit is going to take a dive and a bonus paycheck.
>Why.....why am i such a pathetic obese piglet freak? I wish i was sexy and handsome like Daddypuria....instead im just me
>>155241471My boy Hokit would never take a dive. THE HULKSTER INSIDE WOULD NEVER LET HIM.
Is this really the /heem/ thread? The night before a big event? Why is it so dead
>>155241612Saturday night so most of the regular posters are out drinking and getting laid
>>155241559
Gane will grapple
Hokdaddy got they clitties dripping
>>155240983Fuck Dana
many here will not be allowed to watch the ufc event tmorrow
>>155241612fired off too many posts during the soccer gameonly have a few left
>>155241878imagine liking a fat, gayer version of chael.
Antigane
Άντιγάνη
انتيغان
Hokit is nothing like chael tbqhwy
>>155242151hes just trying too hard, chael did the rhyming thing in a natural way
official freedom 250 cuteness rankings1. zahabi 2. lopes3. poatan4. gane5. gaethje6. lewis7. daukaus8. sean9. ilia10. hokit11. garcia12. ruffy13. chandler14. nickal
>>155241684Doubt
The deep waters but it's the abyss, Gane may drag him to the abyss
CIRYL GANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Genius. Greatness. Gane.
Bo with heem or tap?
>>155242556who cares
>>155242556Whatever the fuck he wants
>>155240983YIKES TOM WTF?!?!?!?! I HATE YOU NOW!!!!!!!
>>155241154CHADREF ended khumsharts career it's official
>>155242556Bo will be heemed by dauk
>>155242634Gane knows something
>>155241206turns out if you’re a roid monster you can fight manlets easily
>>155240983Just realized my boy Garth only ever heemed because of eye pokes... and all his fights he eyepokes and changes the course of the fights...Can't believe I'm saying this but I have to unboy Justin. This is not okay.Paddy and Ilia are now my boys, sad as it is...
#1P4P
Have you thanked Dana yet for this badass fight card today? Go ahead. Say "Thank you Dana".
is the event going to get cancelled?
>>155242778Thank you daddy!!!!
>>155242634Someone AI Gane jumping on the monument with his asshole
AI users? Subhuman.
>>155242208the character he does is a parody of the heel, only tiny dinosaur pea brain retards cant see that. Also he can actually fight, unlike based chael.
>>155241042Gane's genius is actually scary.>be the champ and fight rarely for a shit paycheckOr>be the number 1 contender for years and fight more often for bigger paychecksAspienall got frozen out with his email belt after he quit.
>>155242790the gravity drive has been activated and the storms are on their way what has been set in motion cannot be undone I will see you soon
June 14th will be officially known as Gane day in a couple of hours
Ciryl? Gone.
Gane has developed a jab that can eyepoke an adversary, only 3 people in the world can do this
The King in His Kingdom.
the gane era has begane
>>155240983parrying, handfighting, and framing are not illegal. fingers need to be pointed at the eyes to be considered a foul, not just extended.
Thinking about who will be Heavyweight Champion tomorrow :)
Chandler had 5 minutes of control time on Dustin. You're telling me Ruffy is a better defensive grappler than Dustin?
>>155243504St Denis grapplefucked ruffy bad chandler path to victory is there
>all the scholars are gatheringSoon
Έπικός Γανε
ufc freedom 250'd myself awake
Ilia Topuria vs. Justin GaethjeAlex Pereira vs. Ciryl GaneSean O'Malley vs. Aiemann ZahabiJosh Hokit vs. Derrick LewisMauricio Ruffy vs. Michael ChandlerBo Nickal vs. Kyle DaukausDiego Lopes vs. Steve Garcia
>>155243678Justin GaethjeCiryl GaneSean O'MalleyDerrick LewisMauricio RuffyBo NickalSteve Garcia
>>155243678GaetjeGaneZahabiLewisChandlerDaukausGarcia
>>155243678LopesNickalRuffyHokitO’MalleyCIRYL “BON GAMIN” GANETopuria
we like to keep things first for finland round here
>>155243678Ilia Gane SeanLewisRuffyDaukaus Lopes
>>155241011Built like a champion
>>155243678TurdpuriaPoohandZawlhabiHawlkitMonkey D RuffyDookie DaukausT. Ferguson Jr
>>155243792i'm not fat
>>155243792He is not fat, he is carefully cultivated.The power that comes from his glutes and belly would Heem you retarded
>>155243678BEASTpuriaHis excellency Ciryl GaneSean O'CHADlleyBBC BEASTCucklerBo NiggaLopez
>>155243792OHHHHHH
>>155243808Not sure who T. Ferguson Jr is supposed to be
why the FUCK are the white house gloves not gold?
>>155243909Garcia
>>155243910Because it's the white house not the ghetto house, jamarcus.
>>155243936Then why the FUCK are the gloves not white?
>>155243945because the house is white so gloves are red and blue pretty simple bud
>>155243973But smellator gloves are red and blue so it looks retarded
>>155243965Topuria is so short he can't see himself in the bathroom mirror and he married a Miami stripper
>>155243945Because the financially responsible decision is to use the gloves dana found in the Apex's basement. Those are perfectly fine gloves.
>>155242634>they used the Tom footage
Topuria is not short okay and his ex wife is not a stripper, she is an engineer.
>>155243678TopturoGaneSugaHokitRuffyBo N_____"Scuba" Steve Garcia
>>155243678TupuriaPereiraOMalleyHokitRuffyNickalLopes
It's Strickland really banned from the White House or it's just a massive headcanon from him that he just needs to keep larping?
>>155243986>midge after that comment
>>155243678Peelia Shartlex O’CuckleyPooffyNigger Étienne Garçon
>>155243715>>155243721Two real ones
>>155244025She engendered boners on my dick. Respectfully.
>>155244052I am jew and can confirm Strickland is not welcome at our white house.
>>155243678TopuriaGaneZahaviHokitChandlerNickalLopes
>>155243982everything about this is fucking retarded the gloves get a pass
Reminder that Gane lives in his own appointed realm into which Fate brings no remorse.
Ciryls arms are like double poatans
>>155240983OHHHHH HE'S HURT
glory glory ganellujahglory glory ganellujahglory glory ganellujah we scholars go marching on on on
Someone obviously needs to make a gamethread on /pol/ for the redditors so they don't spill over here.
bingo cards yay/nay? minimal interest but there are like 40 or 50 suggestions so we can have a mini bingo
antisemites will not be tolerated in my gamethread.
>>155244365worried hokdaddy might make some new fans?
The contract, islam
>>155244463the hokmeister might be a bit too meta for the brilliant minds of pol
hok is mexican so he fits just right with polfags
>>155242475can't tell who that is at the top, but it's not royce, gsp, or jj so: wrong
TODAY IS THE DAY
Hokdaddy broke xer piggy peabrain…Armdaddy will bust xer bacon bussy!
Size difference is wild
>>155243678gaethjeganeomalleyhokitruffydaukauslopes
>WAAAAHHH WAAAAH WAAAAH!!! IM DA BUSSYMAN!!! WHY YOU STOP MY BUSSY GET BUSTED!!! I NEED DA BBC CREAM!!SOON
>>155244507he don't got the wrestling creds
>>155244777Good thing this is ufc and not gay wrestling and he can just punch that ducking goblin in the face
Chama deez nuts lmao
>>155244818that worked out great last time
>>155244833Jdm is shit
He beat THE Sean Brady guys
>>155244829Oh he scared He cant look chama in the eyes cause he scared
I'm in bed now, big day tomorrowGoodnight, /heem/
>>155242675FUCK YOU GATTHJE EYEPOKES ARE ACCIDENTAL>>155240983>>155243464NOOO THIS HAS TO STOP YOOU FUCKING BITCH OPEN FINGERS IS EYEPOKING IT HAS TO STOP IM SICKK OF THIS !!!!
>>155244918sleep tight lil heemer
>>155242034Antigone
This event is full of disgusting pedos on the Epstein list which is why I’m spending the next month begging to be invited
>>155244833>>155244843
>>155243678>Ilia Topuria>Alex Pereira>Sean O'Malley>Josh Hokit>Mauricio Ruffy>Bo Nickal>Diego Lopes
Garcia is beating Lopez. I just know. His reach and speed will be too much for Lopez.
>>155243678Topuria 2nd TKOGanegod by DECO'Malley by fuckin who caresLewis 3rd KORuffy 1st TKONickal DECLopes by DEC
>>155244520that's sort of what my point was pal
/heem/ representatives have signed the Anti-Gane Pact (AGP)
AtneGatne
kek boxcunts tried to have a thread without knuck or zuffa and where did it go
If you hit pereira in his liver he legit has to back up and compose himself. He has a damaged alkie liver
literally all gane has to do is jab the clunky drunk circle and do it again
justin should walk out with giorgina and spit in her mouth in front of iljamindgames
>>155244917>Gane is literally smiling and looking handsome as ever >scared of a middleweight who got KOd by Izzy
>>155245662Yes
>>155244940Just saw the rant. Anti Semite chuds just got cooked by GODriel
A sanctuary of real ones
>You got fucked, kid. You got fucked by Gane.
>>155243678Gaethjeberg (Fuck Yeah)Cereal (Fuck Yeah)Suga (Fuck Yeah)Hok Hogan (Fuck Yeah)Iron Mike (Fuck Yeah)Bo (Fuck Yeah)Diego Jennifer Lopes (Fuck Yeah)
>>155245797who's the yarmulke
>>155243678Ilia Topuria (sadly)Ciryl Gane (GODly)Aiemann Zahabi (SCHAUBly)Josh Hokit (BEASTly)Mauricio Ruffy (Obviously)Bo Nickal (Telepathically)Steve Garcia (TONY)
>>155245765
>>155242675he didnt eyepoke michael johnson, vick, or poirier prior to finishing each one of them
>>155240983
>>155245863he did actually lol
12 ars
>>155245871our somali population hate what they call lightskins like gane please pay no mind winland is a ganeian nation
>>155243678Ilia the MatadorGane the KidSean the SugarJosh the HokMauricio the WeebBo the NickalDiego
aspinall has to be kicking himself over the eyepoke strategy he could have been fighting lewis
>>155246002I hate Gane because he's either a retarded faggot or a retarded faggot cheater.
>>155243678GaethjeGaneO'MalleyLewisChandlerNickalGarcia
>>155246061i am soiling the shitter
>italian news talmbout poofc 250
>>155246061Go back
>>155243678TopuriaCiryl Gane (the GOAT)O'MalleyLewisRuffyNickalLopes
Whys Chama so small?
Do all frogs have napoleon tier delusion of grandeur Gane lost to volkov
>>155246222TRIPS CONFIRM
>>155246186we mainstream nao
>>155243678gaethjepereirao'malleyhokitchandlernickallopes
>>155243678>Ilia Topuria>Alex Pereira>Sean O'Malley>Josh Hokit >Mauricio Ruffy>Bo Nickal>Diego Lopes
>>155246248napoleon changed europe's face
ganebuddies... ASSEMBLE!
why not go for sarkozy no one likes that little frigga
>>155246306The belt will be ours.
>>155243678clitiaCyril "Bon Gamin" Ganeshon o malihokitrufybodiego
Remember when that gay Australian jiu-jitsu guy said that he had solved Dagestani wrestlers? What ever happened to that?
>just woke up and checked the thread>no (You)s
>>155246371Francis never connected Ciryl on the eyes. He couldn’t bring himself to.He was lying.
>>155246211That faggot would be shitting and pissing himself at me using the word faggot>>155246273If there's one thing I want the orange faggot to do before he leaves office, it's to ditch sportsball as our national sport and make MMA our national sport.
>>155246070when are you streaming again b
lopes has a number of advantages over garcia but he comes from one of the absolute worst gyms in the sport, while garcia comes from a gym that legitimately understands how to build a fighter around their strengths as well as gameplan effectivelyhence i will be picking diego lopes to chin garcia round 2 with a massive uppercut when garcia relies on dipping his head 20 times a minute for defense
>>155246384Come here bro
>>155243678GaethjeAlex PereiraSean O'MalleyJosh RuffyDaukausDiego Lopes
>>155246407Enjoy your pride month
>>155246384
paddy pimblett can land combos on gaethje's chinif you watched that fight and are picking gaethje your iq is lower than his
truth is...I've followed them.
Any good matches today?
>>155246605bog nigger vs kyle dookus
>UFC Fight Night Dover: Pereira vs Tybura SOON
>>155243678Justin GaethjeCiryl GaneSean O'MalleyJosh HokitMichael ChandlerKyle DaukausSteve Garcia
Will Ilia finally become La Leyenda if he heems?
>>155246695less than 12 hours and im a rich man
>>155246603I follow Johnny Walker
I'm getting rich tonight hehe
Does this goober have any chance of winning at all?
today is the dayif gane does some dirty shit i will never boy him again>>155241011high test physique, strong potential, good luck with your progress
>>155241011Good for you. You'll be enjoying life joint painfree soon. Stick to the process. Diet and exercise are still key.
pereddit isn't even triple champ if he wins. everyone knows interims don't count.
>>155246922if he unleashes the beast and smashes luffy into a jelly on the canvas, no regard for gassing out. if it fails then he literally dies.
>>155243678GaethjePoatan"Suga" The Black BeastHap's DadBoLopes
>>155243678gaethjeganeomalleylewisruffynickallopes
>>155246922only if ruffy doesn't know how to deal with the pressure and fadesmost likely chandler gets counter hit ko'ed
>>155246922Interesting shirt Brie
You can tell PeRoevWade wants to be pantied and sissified
Alex Pereira raped me in a Wendy’s bathroom in 2023
HAP! HAP! HAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
I was raped by a rape man
i have a crippling porn addiction
>>155246922Ace looks like an uber drive that's about to drop some fantastic life advice whilst you're pissed up in the back
sweltering rain
lewis is going to give up and take away josh's glory. that's fucked up.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5kfxOTyBXfA?feature=share
masturbated
>>155247677Smell? Taste?
>>155243678Topuria GaneSugaLewisRuffyBoLopes
>>155247764the fans
>>155247868levels
>>155243678TopturoPoohandSugaThe Incredible HokRuffyBo NiggLopes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTE-gFPsTgw
it's time to celebrate america's 250th birthday in style!with 250 seconds of gaethje running away while throwing leg kicks
i would almost feel bad for box but they robbed francis and rico and inoki beat cassius clay so there is that
mmm what if garth wins tho
>ifin the thunder and rain spaghetti nigga when it happens i will likely break something in a fit of joyous exuberance hopefully something of my neighbor not mine
>>155248219if he hits ilia it'll be bad news for our favorite spaniardgaethje only got ko'ed when he was acting stupid
why is ts on a sunday night?
>run while covering up>spam leg and body kicks>get ilia reacting to them>suddenly throw super fast and powerful headkick>heemthat's pretty much it right? what else could there be to the gameplan?
>>155248292>actingTopuria wins via round 1 KO
>>155248219then /heem/ won
>>155246922I'm 80% confident that Hap is Draymond Green's kid
>>155243678GaycheeGaneOmalleyHokitRuffyNickalLopes
how is pereira scrawnier yet heavier?
>>155248587ss + gomad
>>155248587Have you seen his fat ass?
>>155248346Trump is Jewish
guru posted cringe
>>155248219>if thats hypothetical, i use the word “when”
>>155243678GARTHCyrilSeanHOKITRuffyBoDiegodisregard >>155248641i forgot the lewis fight
>>155248346>>155248685Isn't Bibi going to be there? He couldn't have made it on Saturday
Chances of rain in DCThere's a low chance the card gets canceled but if it keeps storming they're going to have to push it back to monday
>>155243025>the character he does is a parody of the heelno, it's a WWE style character that imitates chael and then he has his own faggy "le shy" gimmick. he's basically mankind from WWF mixed with chael
>>155248840rain gaethje is still unheemable
Gaethje in the rain... what horror could be unleashed...
>>155248877mankind was absolute cheeks
>>155249001he was an OG, and he pulled that gimmick off well
post yfw when no gril fights on the whitehouse
If you have zero personality or charisma you should never be allowed to fight for a title therefore Gaythje and Pierera should never get title shots
>>155249048
is jewru still /heem/
>>155249026cactus jack was immeasurably better a gimmick and foley insisted too much upon himself in the mankind role, car crash guitar riff 'kind was better than boiler roombeit
>>155249116he did a good job of balancing them out, but i liked mankind before he started talking too much. didnt like dude love tho
>>155249115Nobody gives a fuck about your friend simulator dude
>>155243678TopuriaPereiraO'MalleyHokitRuffyNickalGarcia
>you gotta have that crispy personality bro or I ain't watchin.
>>155243678Ilia BottomuriaDrawShawn O'Muh LlayBlack Beast of a Peach (29-13)Mauricio RuffiniNo Bigger (than 4 inches)Diego Lopez
>>155249115GODru will always be /heem/
>>155243678Topuria PereiraHokitRuffyBo NiggaLopes
>>155243678Topuira PereiraO’Malley HokitRuffy Nickal Lopes
>>155248877thatll put butts in the seats
>>155249444Damn is it too late to change my picks?
Is Antony Pettis Showtime kick still to this day the coolest strike ever landed in the UFC?
>>155248995rain gaethje wins every rematch desu
>>155249173le hecking four faces was proto reddit in the making don't get me wrong i like old foley matches and am a fan but he was jack black in wrasslin' form
>>155249444i thought it was tonight wtf
>>155249444GET FUCKED YOU MENTALLY ILL MONKEY RAPIST
>>155249444bit early from herb
>>155249327wow who's the skirt
based on the eye test [underdog] wins
>>155249371Forgot to add O'Malley
>>155249522the worst part was when he would cycle the personalities, when he held one gimmick he did great
>>155249444ai's getting kinda good
>>155243678Ilia TopuriaAlex PereiraSean O'MalleyThe Incredible HokMauricio RuffyBo NickalDiego Lopes
>>155243678Ilia TopuriaAlex PereiraAiemann ZahabiDerrick LewisMauricio RuffyBo NickalDiego Lopes
I’m sick of the stupid questions like “would you fight Mike Tyson for a million dollars” or “would you take a punch from Ngannou for a million dollars”I would literally let them both gang rape me for a million dollars
>>155249444STOP THE FOIGHT
why can't I get a ufc show put together at my house for my birthday
>>155249589The Virgin Mary. Hallelujah!
Why are they playing on a Sunday?
i think gane will induce bowel movements in pereira through power of suggestion, he will use this distraction to violently gadoosh him.Immediately after being rendered unconscious, I foresee alex accidentally dropping a steamy peach in the middle of the rain soaked octagon. As gane stands over him, lightning will strike down, burning every non-french subhuman in the arena.
>>155243678iliapereirazahabilewisruffynickallopes
Performance bonus goes to Michael Chandler. $250,000 of $MELANIA
>>155249876You’d pay them I fear
>>155243678TopuriaGaneO'MalleyHokitRuffyDaukusLopes
I really think Chandler and Zahabi will shock the world
rain gaehtje against 3 women for the bmf title
I really believe that Gaethje is a nigger
Mental how beating up Paddy Pimblett got Gaethje the main event title shot on the biggest UFC card ever lmao
if o'malley wins it will be by split decision
What time are they playing how many bongs
>>155249951we got the same picks b, good taste
>>155250058lolololol no one even knows about this card plus the World Cup is on
>>155240983someone give me a stream link/source that isn't an overweight guy giving live commentary
>>15525007710 bongs, no prelim, no WMMA
>>155249444hunnerd percent a herb fight
>>155243678IliaGaneO'MalleyHokitRuffyNickalLopes
The goyim discovered Hokdaddy
>>155250121Also forgot to say its on a fucking sunday
>>155250081yeah im reconsidering now
Pussy
>>155250169Trumps fault how?
>>155250224seems cowardly b
>>155250169>krassenstein
if there's a single decision tonight it's a failure, better take some dives to protect the business
Who has ruffy even beat?
Hokpiggies don't spit if it's from a BBC daddy i heard
>>155250245nta but he did ask for the lewis fight
ilia will be held down by trump's shadow associates, and in front of Donald and collaborators, Goythje will violate his bamhole
>>155250245The presidency used to have decorum. It used to be a class position. Now we're hosting prize fights at the white house. People raised hell over Obama wearing a tan suit.
>>155250277pretty sure thats why hes fighting candler
just found out zahabi's fucking 40 years oldo'malley might actually finally get another ko
>>155250277>>155250325ruffy is conor mcgregor at home so this is the red panty night the ufc promised chandler
>>155243678Justin GaethjeAlex PereiraSean O'MalleyJosh HokitMauricio RuffyBo NickalSteve Garcia
>>155250323‘Bamdaddy’s tan suit was fly as hell on jah
I could probably beat Hokit in an eating contest
If chandler has a brain cell left he's going for the double leg 2 seconds in to the first round
>>155243678NC (rain)NC (eyepoke)NC (rain)NC (rain)NC (rain)NC (rain)NC (rain)
>>155250368
Are the Ilia penis claims verified, asking for a friend
noooooo the hecking sacred halls of democracy how could that fucking orange cheeto do this
Who will be this ham hog’s designated DDP changer tonight?
ilia topuria is made of incredibly dense material
>>155243678iliapoatanocuckleyhokitruffynickallopes
>>155246419I've been mulling a return watch the skies
>>155243678GathjePereiraZahabiHokitChandlerNickalLopes
>>155250323downhill since bill played sax and talmbout zooting to attract haps they used to be more subtle
Trump will shake Topuria's hand and call him beautiful after the fight
>>155249444gane gnp looking slow
>>155250323>these war criminals used to have respect
>>155250724DDPonald squirts for anything black or brown
>>155250868did you see your buddy get carried off by a ref yesterday? kek
>>155250323"Presidential" is just a conditioning tool. Idiot.
ref vs the winner of gane pereira
Derrick Lewis, just a fat nigga sweating buckets
>>155250901I saw Armdaddy and Zatdaddy rape a couple piggies No wonder Topiglet is terrified
Gonna miss orange man when he's out of office and probably in jail (lol, not likely), cause he did some funny things in his 8 years in office.We're never gonna get another president like him ever again.
>>155251050you missed when the bald ref carried him like a baby? you should rewatch it!
>>155251063And like it or not, he's put on an absolute banger of a peach for us thicccboys
>>155250323that partwe should wwe at the white house instead
>>155243678Ilya the one, the only…. GANE.Schaub MalleyWhite Man HokitHap SchaublerPoo NiggarDiego Sanchez
>>155251110Always good to see d’anus get gangbanged by brazza daddies
>>155251227did you enjoy seeing your "daddy" get mogged by a referee? its right here buddy>>155241259
>>155246922Hap? House niggaAce? Real nigga
>>155251257The knew Zatdaddy’s BBC would’ve been too much for danus to take
>>155251319yes that bald referee immediately carried him like a bitch, correct
Redditors will fawn over apex slop and call unranked flyweight fights hecking bangers but seethe over the best card since heem day. Hope Cyril Gane rapes their boy tonight.
the news is saying khamzat got ragdolled and subbed by a ref after quitting against danis
If only the ref could’ve been their for Lee Rigby
>>155251375many are saying this!
OH DEAR OH DEAR XHE'S GOING INTO ANALPIGLACTIC SHOCK!!! XHE NEEDS A TRIPLE DOSE OF STRICKDADDY DICKDOWNS STAT!!!!!!
I hope they shoot Jellyroll in the head to start the show
>>155251386>theiru crashin out because your daddy got mogged by a random bald ref after getting raped by strickbeast?
>>155251412Do you ever get tired of this stuff
>>155251371this card is ass though, bo is on it
Strickpiggy flew to DC to watch the press conference from 300 feet away with a bunch of homeless people
>>155251460We love Bo Niggar here, get used to it bitch.
>>155251492after he raped khumshit
i think ruffy will land a gomu gomu no bazooka right on chandler's chin and send him flying and he'll crash into the white house leaving a big chandler sized hole in the wall
Zatdaddy won a wrestling match this weekend. Strickraped spent it e-begging Dana for a White House ticket and apologising to Jdaddies.
>>155251412this is the post
>>1552514925 hour flight just to be slightly inconvenient for your employer? That's the level of hater I want to be later in life
>>155251577>Zatdaddy won a wrestling match this weekendkek
>>155251613They need to book this ref for Metcalf vs Anthony 2
Are you cumskin freaks in the UK staying up for this shit?
>>155251656keep coping, your daddy got raped by a referree kek, no wonder strickbeast destroyed him easily
>>155250323This UFC card is one of the least disgraceful things to have taken place at the white house. We're funding genocides and running cover for billionaire pedophiles.
>>155251686My brown Bangladeshi bull enforces a strict 10pm bedtime. I fear I’ll get the full Digwa if I don’t obey
>>155251696it's part of the same thing b the original plan was to have oligarchs cageside
>>155251692Piggies can only manage a destructive split decision. Melodaddy split Metcalf open!
>>155251771>destructiveit was very destructive, and you're coping by trying to point to /pol/ shit because you're mentally RAPED by strickbeast, as usual
>>155243678TopturiaPereira O'Malley HokitRuffyNickalLopesObviously
>>155251800Digwaddy destroyed a piggy.
WHO TEH FUCJ IS AUSTIN METCALF
>>155243678illiaalexaieeeee manlewisruffykyleSteve nigga
>>155251834piggy destroyed your daddy tho, and a referee piggy raped your daddy just last night! grim day for manlet bangladeshis
>>155251840spammy is having a meltdown over khumshit being carried like a baby out of his wrestling match last night
Luke Thomas had it 49-46 for Zatdaddy.
>>155251686YesI'm going to bed right now so I'm not tired later
>>155251613looks like a parent carrying his child after he shat his pants
>>155251866Bangladaddy BBC won sadly
>>155251934it basically was kek>>155251945spammy its ok maybe khumshit will make some gay porn with the referee who daddied him last night <3
They're already stealing millions of dollars so they should make the performance and fight of the night bonuses insane to maybe get some people to try some stupid shit
>>155251840A BBC sissy.
>>155252000a milly in trumpcoin awaits them if they can deliver some entertainment
>>155252141jesus christ lmfao
>>155252141this is so fucking scummy
If Gane wins then you know karma doesn't exist because he's a serial (heh) cheater.
>>155252220sorry
>>155252141>rugpulls aiemann zahabi after his fluke spinning elbow win
>>155241259you guys are so fucking retarded and never been in a fight, it's not hard to pick up a 180-190lb guy like this if you aren't a manlet yourself. the moment he tries to ground himself, he does so successfully. weili zhang picked up francis ngannou... it doesn't mean anything you shutins
>>155252141This is so fucking based
AM I RIGHT MIAMI?
>>155249444This is gonna be a feature in sports games soon enough, isn't it. Play through in the regular graphics mode, then watch your replay with an AI photorealism filter. Shiet.
>>155243678TopuriaPereiraO'MalleyHokitChandlerNickalGarcia
>>155252141AAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAQHAAAAQQ
>>155252261shut the fuck up
>>155252282Pay no attention to the pigclittycord, their zatdaddy derangement is flaring up.
>>155252354it's not hard to pick up a guy like that
UFC Champion Sean StricklandKhamzat Chimaev
>>155252354ZDS- Zatdaddy derangement syndrome is at an all time high today
>>155252141In that case make it 10 million
>>155252367Du piggy was hard.
>>155252331
>>155252282kek hes being picked up by a referee and carried away from the fight, by one man, if that happens to you, maybe you're a brown cuck like spammy
Gane is accumulating energy from the universe background radiation
Even the UFC don’t consider Strickpiggy a real champion, that’s why he wasn’t invited to sneedom 250. Expect a rematch as soon as Clitland stops pretending to be injured
Gane read over 3 books in preparation for this fight
>>155252431>Expect a rematch as soon asas soon as khumshit gets over his crippling loss and stops wrestling influencers, and maybe gets another W
Dillon Danis pilgrimage to Mecca Vlog
>>155252401Bro why are you starting beef with spammy you know he's gonna make stuff up about you now
finnbeast here whatap
>>155252457i like watching him meltdown when the people he masturbates over loses
>>155252431Look how you type. You save gay porn on your computer and post it here. We all really enjoy laughing at your mush brain, cocksucker.
>>155252431at least our champion isn't 10% jeet
the ufc white house tourists are pouring indo NOT make us look bad. you know who you are
>>155252494bro when has /heem/ ever looked good
>>155252401You don't train. I'm 6'0 190lbs and i've carried men who are 50-60lbs heavier than me like that quite easily. It's not difficult at all and it's clear he is nto even trying to ground himself and is instead trying to flex.
>>155252469Good to have you hear b. Lets enjoy some weems today
>>155252472You love your Spaddy. His spamrapings are your amount to the entirety of your social interaction sadly
>>155252514>I'm 6'0 190lbs and i've carried men who are 50-60lbs heavier than me ldamn spammy is 250 lbs? grim
>>155252526i wonder how many screenshots you have of people making fun of you kek
>>155252528Can you try and post about combat sports without suckling on your Spaddy’s spamschlong.
Many are saying this
>>155243678i knew picksbong was too based to be an engelsmann
>>155252141You VILL use the crypto, goyim
>>155252506the golden gane era was a utopia with no mental illness anywhere
>>155252550can you stop talking about wrestling 250 lb men and take your gay fantasies somewhere else? thanks
At what level of Trump cocksucking will I have to endure to watch this card tonight? I’m fine seeing his fat face and having his ego stroked by all the fighters in the post match speech but do I really have to endure entire monologues by him and all that shit?
>>155252472I used to make fun of spammy too then he started posting fake screenshots of me saying gay stuff so I have to respect him now or the screenshots come out.
>>155243678TopuriaGaneO'MalleyRuffyBoLopes
Josh "Let me" Smokit is gonna go down on Derrick Lewis, win or lose!
>>155252586Bro it's his birthday party, of course he's gonna give a speech
>>155252586Can we bet on whether he gets on the mic, or if he puts the belt on the winner of the main event?
>>155252574Your clitty is foaming at thoughts of a 250lb Spamdaddy Lee rigaping you. It’s time to get help.
>>155252572thanks for proving my point
>ALEX IS TOO SMALL TOO FAT TOO SLOW SHORT REACH HE WILL ->AAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>155252586>Anon, you must understand, anon. My speeches are the best. The best any president has ever given. They're worth listen to a 1000 time. Hell, I even pay to listen to my speeches.
>>155252590No one can convince me she doesn’t have a cock, not that I mind
I just realised not a single fighter on this card has a personality All boring fucks
>for me zis was easy to heem le pereiraSOON
>>155252659I''d give it a wee suck
>>155252623Mmm!
>>155252681isn't that the majority of the roster nowadays
>>155243678GaethjePereiraO'MalleyLewisRuffyDaukausLopes
Why the fuck do I keep hearing jelly roll everywhere does he have a single hit song?
>>155252586he'll be asleep by the by bo nickal fight
>>155243678Gay cheezeEyepokemanRonald McDonaldHocringeHoofyBo fucking NickalThrid title shot against Volk
>>155243678TopuriaGaneO'MalleyHokitRuffyBoLopes
>>155252623but it wasnt my thought, it was your admission that you wrestle with 250lb men
Crazy how they got rid of the one UFC guy who criticized Israel what are the odds haha
>>155251550>chandler sized hole>big
A random guy posted that he wrestled and Ching Chong Chomo immediately turns it into a sexual rant about his spadaddy. The effects of long term unemployed I fear
>>155252494>the ufc white house touristsFucking where bro this is normal activity
>>155252827He's middleweight champion of the world though? Funnily enough they actually did get rid of the only israeli on the roster
>>155252911they're here but too scared to engage i'm afraid
>>155243678Ilia TopuriaCiryl GaneSean O'MalleyJosh HokitMauricio RuffyBo NickalSteve garcia
>>155243678Topuria Poatan Sean Hokit Ruffy Bo Nigger Diego Lopes
>>155243678TopuriaGaneOmalleyHokitRuffyNickalGarcia
>>155243678clitiagainsugalewisruffybolopes
>>155252889>The effects of long term unemployed I fearYou are borderline illiterate.
is anyone actually gonna try at this meme event
I am hearing reports that Michael Chandler has pulled out of his fight at UFC Freedom 250 due to his son, Hap Chandler, stabbing another child in the heart at a track meet
https://x.com/weatherchannel/status/2066159583085940897>UFC Freedom 250 is facing a chaotic weather setup on the White House South Lawn, with a 60% chance of thunderstorms, heavy downpours, and wind gusts up to 34 mph threatening to delay the outdoor fights. On top of the storm risk, brutal D.C. humidity is driving a triple-digit heat, swarms of mosquitos and gnats that fighters will have to battle inside the cage. While the venue’s massive 92-foot overhang will keep the octagon dry, a single lightning strike within eight miles will trigger an automatic 30-minute freeze on the entire event.AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHPoint and laugh at dookie donnie and his diaper disciples
Bro is really reposting twitter links
>>155243678>gaychee>gane >omalley >hok >nickal>Lopes
>>155253491Perfect Fighting Conditions for Pereira. Looks like this one is already settled.
I am hearing reports that Mauricio Ruffy has pulled out of his fight at UFC Freedom 250 due to his brother, Mauricio Ace getting stabbed in the heart at Marineford
it's called x
>>155253491god is mad at the american governmentcan't blame him
>>155253463The Auspiggy effect.
>>155243678IliaGaneSugaHokitRuffyKyleLopes
gane will fix the weather
GOMAD motivation
>>155252506The Gooby Era
>>155253658
ufc fights in some actual weather conditions would be cool desu. I remember thinking fight island was gonna be cool then it was just like any other place...
>>155252642>ALEX IS TOO SMALLthey're the same height and weight
>>155253743Gane is much larger than him
>>155253783gane's penis is much smaller
>>155253818How does it feel?
Lmao, getting a Trumpcoin bonus for the biggest fight of the year. The rug would be pulled before you even get back to the locker room
oh yeah its football, i get to be england
>>155253926It’s times like this that I regret spending my life saving on smeshcoin
Imagine the eyes wide shut style freak off that Dana and the top brass of the ufc will be having after this shit show is over
Every single video I've seem from Gane recently he looks defeated, sad or boredMeanwhile GODtan looks motivated as fuck
>>155253842soft, limp, and squishy
idc if you hate him. this is the day. i waited years for that...come on garth
His silence is deafening
Holy exploding niggderdicks... the UFC is fighting at THE white house??
NAME YOUR GOD AND BLEED THE FREAAAAAK
>>155254052Poatan's BBL is fat
>>155254052why wouldn't he be bored with this joke of a matchup? he could 50-45 this one with his eyes closed.
im worried Iran gonna bomb this shit or some furry liberal
>>155243678Ilia GaneO'cuckleyHokitRuffy Bo niggarLopez
>>155254183A bunch of homos have threatened to do some degenerate shit during the show
>>155243678GaethjePereiraZahabiHokitRuffyNickalLopes
>>155243678>Justin Gaethje>Alex Pereira>Aiemann Zahabi>Derrick Lewis>Mauricio Ruffy>Bo Nickal>Diego Lopes
>>155254273Hokit said he will wrestle?
>>155254409He sure did
man this thread is moving so fast with all these freedom 250 tourists in here i cant keep up
if garth wins, all my life will make sense at the end. pls garth
Apturo has a path to heavyweight.
>>155253165I didn't even know he transitioned
is the olivi still there?
>>155254588>>155254588
>>155254273What did Clitia Topiglet say?
>>155243678TopuriaGaneO'MalleyHokitRuffyNickalLopes
