Men's Professional TennisNo girls allowed>Calendar:Grass season is alive in the prestigious tennis meccas of Stuttengarten and S'Hertegenbosch.>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1b.pk/tennis-live-stream50/tennistream.com/watch-tennis/jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlhttps://vkvideo.ru/@tennisprimesport/allPrevious>>155188306 (Cross-thread)
>Last thread died with only 100 repliesCan't wait until this world cup slurpfest ends. Football should have its own board called /foot/.
>putting the subject in the name fieldgrim>being archived by wc spameven more grim
hahahahahha absolutrely not
Thread is dead on arrival>/atp/ not in the title>Shitz vs Shittons and My crack vs de Manure finals>divegrass spam
start a new fuckin thread
came here to laugh at you allHAHAHAHAHAHA
fuck this im going back to /tennis/
>Zverev wins a Slam>tennis literally fucking diesPottery
>>155243007>OP Thats more because Cobolli was in the final, a literal who to non tennis regulars.
>>155243007Hey hombre, those other guys laughing at your salty bled bread are not worth paying attention to. They jerk off to photos of underaged girls after watching them terribly perform tennis in their mickey mouse tournaments. They are less than human and can be disregarded.
>>155243007once men started grunting like women, people started tuning out
>>155243274The board is normally totally dead, so not necessary. But during World Cup everybody gets crazyMexico against South Africa watched over 10 million people in Germany only on ZDF, we also have Magenta TV. Zverev's final last Sunday watched 2.8 million people here. So some irrelevant countries are much bigger than our best player. And today, we play our first match, Sunday prime time. That will be at least 25 million viewers. World Cup has no competition
This thread will die today anyways. Not only World Cup, but also UFC at the white house. The Brazilian killer, that raped many women including his German ex girlfriend, is Co main event against some frog that beat the former champion from England and a German born, in Spain living fighter as the main event against the best American fighter. Both the German and Brazilian champions get 10+ million. Just for one fight, these UFC fighter mog tennis players hard.
Hello. New to tennis! Who should I stan? Preferably someone who wins.
the soccer spam is unrealat least nba is over
sex with emma raducanu imo
>>155244846Alexander Zverev is the most recent winner of one of the biggest tournaments in tennis, you won't be disappointed!
So I made a plan that the thread survives1 pm - 5 pm ET, the jew is on watch5 pm - 9 pm ET, the Ethiopian fag is on watch9 pm - 1am ET, the other German and the bongs are on watch.Write to me if you have any objections
>>155245064> Write to me if you have any objectionsYeah I dont trust the jew at all
>>155245090>tf>tpkek
>>155245090
But seriously the problem hours are around 1am-morning hours because half the world cup games will be played in those hours and there is zero tennis happening till around noon.
If /atp/ dies, it dies
>>155245064The time zones covered here are too close to each other desu. It's completely ignoring US/AUS.
>>155245126We have enough Australian shitposters, it's for them normal daylight. The Australian in the other thread is watching the night as well. The Ethiopian was seen posting in the WC threads too. I gave him his time slot, because he's at this time shitposting completely drunk in his own fecals. Later he is passed out.
what can you post about if there's no mens bennis onIt cannot be done
>>1552452421 pm - 5 pm ET, the Ethiopian is on watch5 pm - 9 pm ET, the bongs and germans are on watch9 pm - 1 am ET, the Australians and west coast guys are on watchBetter?
>>155245351Post what you like, the other thread is posting children unrelated to tennis all the time. Maybe some cats or dogs
I will challenge the other thread, we make a bet. If their thread survives we reunite under tennis, if we survive we're /tennis/ and they will be /nonce/ from now on. If both survive everything stays the same
ffs, the inability to shut up about the other thread is truly outstanding
let's move to /n/
Challenge delivered >>155245535Let's see if we can win tennis backCan a mod approve it?
haven't watched a single world cup match
You think demon is favored too heavily?They're sleeping on myshock
>>155245602>>155245568Contract signed
As you do not seem otherwise engaged, you might as well advise me on how to do a proper kick serve. I either do these loopy balls with no pace on them or I send 'em flying. Help please, I need a second serve
>>155245636>>155245354
>>155245503It has to be retards from there. They cant fight the urge to watch underwged girls play and be pathetic losers talking about their wta waifu.Its so fucking degenerate.>155245571You are a retard and should stay in that thread if you cant stop thinking about i.
polish women really squeeze a little baby bairn out their fanny then look at it and be like "i shall name him kamil majchrzak"
Any Henry Wendelken ultras in the thread?
>>155245669you have a point there paddy mcaloon
>>155245661>You are a retard and should stay in that thread if you cant stop thinking about i>if you cant stop thinking about ilearn to write at least before you criticize me, BurakIt's a done deal anyways, two Germans gave a handshake. It's law
So are there any streams for Halle/Queens quallies or nah
>>155245654Second serve should go for 1) consistent reliability and 2) for difficulty in returningYou dont have to make it a kick serve desu.If you are talk then a flat well placed serve could be your think. If you have good spin then a serve with a lot of spin it is. You obviously know the kick serve technique. If you cant do it skill wise then go for something else.
>155245741Samefagging your own retarded idea doesnt mean anything. Just shut up about all this and spend the rest of the day with your nonces friends
>>155245745Usually on betting sites. Chuck in 10 bucks
the germany situation is getting out of control
>Türkenschwuchtel kann kein Englisch>Türkenschwuchtel versteht kein Spaß>Türkenschwuchtel denkt nur ans kinderfickenIch hasse diese Schweineficker
>>155245858Apologies. We nuked the wrong country desu.
>155245878You had a stupid idea, did a stupid thing by not keeping your mouth shut, least you could do is not be stupid by being upset now that your stupidity has failed.
Honestly since when did you guys are scared fags, that don't understand some banter. Is this shithole full of impotent Zoomers now?Pic for the inbred Turk, claiming, I'm same Samefagging.
>>155245654>I either do these loopy balls with no pace on themYou don't need pace for a kick serve, you need placementToo much pace can in fact neutralise the benefit of having the ball bounce up and away from your opponent
>>155245747Yeah, a normal/flat 2nd is what I'm doing but it just gets really jittery on tight points. Double-faulting on match point tier. Thought I'd need something more reliable though ultimately a mental thing rather than technique I guess
I lock in on match points ngl
>>155245969You probably double fault on important points because you know you dont have a reliable second serve you can trust.
>>155245969You need to do a kick serve to the body. It's the most reliable second serve, basically impossible to double fault. The ball is too high to hit the net, to central to go outside or to be too long
>>155245969Two ways to fix this in my experience. One is a technical serve and the other is a game you can practice to help simulate pressure points.>Technical serve>Toss the ball way out to your further side and just wrist hook it. Super slicey, no body movement required, no pressure on coordinating your limbs, generally high percentage>Practice Game>Take balls out to a court to do serves. Every time you make a first serve, give yourself a point (i.e., start on deuce court and make a first serve it's 15-0. Change to ad court, make another first serve it's 30-0, etc.) If you miss your first, take a second serve. If you get it, spin your racket or flip a coin (I recommend a coin) and call it. Win it, give yourself a point. Lose it, you lose the point. Double fault means you lose the point obv. See how many games you can hold serve in a 10 game practice session. Aim for 8/10 or better.Also side note if you're mucking up the first serve a lot and getting jittery on the second, it may help to boost your first serve percentage a bit first, typically by remembering that a first serve is just "hard for the opponent", not necessarily "a big hard serve". Often when I get in matches and I'm spraying my big flat serve in warm up, I'll try to go to a slice and see during the first two service games how my opponent handles it. If they can't get a handle on the serve, I won't bring the flat back out.
>>155243274You should split this dogshit general into even more dogshit ones and they will for sure survive
Fritz Shelton starting
>>155246560oofGet yaself a tennis TV subscription, babe
The most important match of the century has just begun
Reminder /atp/ is an Emma board
>>155246484Good, idea. No pedos, no zoomies, no players under 18 allowed. But that would mean I sit basically alone there. Okay I will do it
>>155245966>>155246102>>155246173>>155246374Alright, thanks lads. Will find myself a court and see if I can make it click
Damn unironically haven't watched much grass until now and these burgers are ZAPPING the ball along. The clay --> grass transition is always shocking stuff
Who are we rooting for?
Peak Fritz would destroy this broccolihead
>>155246570Why pay for tennis tv, when Sky basically has the rights for all ATP tournaments except for FO and AO, these rights belong to Discovery
>>155246560What channel?
>>155246724Tennis Channel
>>155246692You might respond "vpn" but that coverage is European.
>Choker Shitz
>Ben Clutchton
Djokovic should be revoked of all those slams he won against bums like Shitz
Is this the thread formerly known as /atp/?
>>155246813Name two
>>155245895
You can search for it in the catalog and the name's CSS is different. JFC who cares
Let's go Landhermanos.Did u see that? Damn exposed Zvajda false dawn
>>155246931Zvajda's a clayrat
Shelton is Christian. Taylor doesn't exemplify these values.
What we eatin for this finals days lads?Im ordering myself some chinese food and a chinese bierra!>>155246692i think tennis tv doesnt even show slams
>>155246813rent free
slams are not serious tennis.
>>155246950That's news to me, based
>>155246963It doesn't. But only euros are fortunate enough to have that bundled coverage. Everyone else needs 2 generally.
>Taylor "Body serves are bad" Fritz
So what actually happens in Mike's shack?
>>155233173Called it
Failor Sheltz | Final | Stuttgart>https://vksport.vkvideo.ru/video-224124028_456248998
GOD DAMMIT BEN
emmabros...
>>155247549NEINVERBOTENRAUS
MY SHACKM-M-MY SHACK
BIG BEN
>Majchrzak has 0 titlesGrim for De Manure
>>155245745>https://www.vipbox.sc/tennis-live>https://vkvideo.ru/@popovodutennisa/lives
>>1552480412 olympic medals tbf
>>155248041returining on grass is just so goofy i cant take this surface seriously
>>155243274Maybe it’s time to stop splitting /tennis/
>>155248223>i cant take this surface seriouslyThen you don't like tennis. Period.
>>155248214>Youth OlympicsFuck outta here. champ
>>155248223no should take you seriously
>>155248239Nonce
>>155248239The other thread is not about tennis
>>155248223I try so hard to enjoy it, but it's tough.One gets used to watch his favourite surface, and it's hard to move on
Minotauro back in it.
>>155248239/atp/ and /tennis/ should reunite if all nonceposting and :)posting is banned
>>155248540PORTUJINX
>>155248509wise words.Calm and rational, I have to agree.
You need to relax. It's only for a month and these are the fastest courts there are
>>155248462Its about whos the most fuckable player and why :)>>155248552basically saying mods should delete the /tennis/ thread. Now i don't post there myself, but if it keeps them contained I dont mind another filth hellhole existing on this site
>>155248571>and these are the fastest courts there areAre they really? I was gonna ask but was unsure if anyone had the answer
Raining in Halle apparentlyHow far away is Stuttgart
Minotauro in all white Wimbledon attire, yeah I'm thinking he means business
>>155248639Some hard courts are faster but it's also about the ball bounce I guess
When it stops raining;>https://www.vipbox.sc/tennis/atp-halle-martin-landaluce-vs-tom-gentzsch-1-live
So Shelton is allowed to do body shots?!
>>15524872012 hours by ICE. Its dry here and wont rain before this set is over.t. am in Stuttgart
>>155248792based Gstaad right in that meaty part of the curve.
>>155248792I assume Turin is so high because its the top 8 who generally have a very strong service game, especially very strong first serve point conversion
WTF Shelton again aimed right at Fritz when he was at the net and Shelton at the baseline and it whiffed way longHow is this behavior not being called out?Fritz called Shelton an asshole the first time he did it when they were both at the net.
Did anyone else just hear a fart
>the one mutt finally breaks up with his camera attention semen bank>the other mutt gets his camera hungry semen bank to fill the roleits so tiring
SHITZ
based Minaur, another big title on the way
SHELLPHONE THE GOAT
I do not like Benjamin Shelton
>>155248552Banned how? We "banned" it by splitting from them.
Anyone here a pedophhile but refuse to watch women’s tennis lel
Goddammed spear chuckin sambo
>>155249553Gentleman's agreement
Haha anyone still talking about the other thread below this line is a silly goose and no one wants to be that:————————————
>>155250163>acting like you don't know that approach already failedNonce.
Some say shelton is winning wimbledon. Not me though.
You used to call me on my Shelt phone
Demon status?
He'll never enter the top 5
Demon you fucking shitter
>>155250776Struggling against a guy outside the top 70
Myshack is top 5 on grass
>>155250927>Myshackthats not how you spell Machak's name
>>155250529kek
>>155250965based Tomáš enjoyer
>>155251069you are such a gayboy its incredibly kek
backup stream>https://www.vipbox.sc/tennis/atp-hertogenbosch-kamil-majchrzak-vs-alexde-minaur-1-live
Deciding tiebreak in the Alexde Minaur vs Machrjzak Final inc
Demon you FUCKING shitter
>no /atp/ in the title or opening postchrist
Why isn't Hurkacz there winning this?
>top 70 ranked player beats 3 top 10 players in the same tournament Has this ever happened before?
polebros!
Legendary Polish Power
DemonYou FUCKINGSHITTERFucking told you guys to bet the house
>lexxy de bullfault
lolMajhcrzak beat more top 10 players to win this atp250 than Zverev did to win his slam trophy
>>155251773Not sure what their exact rankings were
Reckon that guy earlier in the thread could outserve De Manure
>>155251825DELET
why a double fault there de minaur
>>155251825
>>155251825cobolli mogs de minaur in more ways than one
>>155251825He's probably beaten more top 10 players this week than Demon has in the past year
de minaur just sucked me off i think
>>155251927Kamil stop posting. arent you supposed to be celebrating right now?
>>155251917Almost
majchrzak also sucked me off just nowthanks you two
Well lets hope this thread survives until Halle main draw starts tomorrow. If not, then all you ungrateful complainers of this thread can make a new one then :)
>your first reactionmajchrzak>this is a very emotional moment for me.jsyk
>>155251592How dare you stand in the Brazilian's shoes
>>155252058He said he'd cut his hair. Fucking lair
>tennarsejust kneel to your pickleball masters
>>155251835holy KINO
>>155251997Keep bumping it, how about that?
>vs Curacao Surely you guys won't be that busy to stop by and bump the thread
>>155251773Nvm fritz wasn't top 10 but he did end the year inside it
im pretty druk but ill thread tge bump if i can
>>155251969i don't know what this means
A large part of my devotion to Tim Van Rijhthoven is that I am attracted to him as a heterosexual man. There I said it.
>The town of Halle in western Germany hosts the Gerry Weber Open, a grass court tournament that serves as a Wimbledon warmup.>Federer has won at Halle five times and has a ``lifetime contract'' with the tournament - if the Swiss great plays a pre-Wimbledon event, then it is the one in Halle.>Since the start of May, a street leading to the stadium, known as Weststrasse, is now called the Roger-Federer-Allee.
>>155252232no
>>155251825KEK
>>155252106Nö. Geht jetzt zum public viewing im Biergarten :)>>155252058Why has he not cut his manbun?
>>155252232this little known player would in fact go on to win it another 5 times
>>155252232>is now called the Roger-Federer-Allee.ßöül
>>155252196>attracted to him as a heterosexual man.Lad, I have news for you...
Have you actually looked at it?https://maps.app.goo.gl/oK1N4PpT89QTwbAN9It's just a small road between parking lots. I guess it's technically an Allee because of the trees...
>>155252285google the guy, you telling me you wouldn't chow down on that hog\?
>>155252405No, because I'm not gay>Not that there's anything wrong with that
>>155252405>that hogwhat did you see
>>155252467Maybe that's the gaydar thing they talk about?
>>155251773*besides Ivanisevic in 2001 Wimbledon
>>155252467when he won the tournament and lay down there was a pretty considerable bulge
tennis?
>>155252656pics>>155252504thanks though
>>155252058>a fucking toy trophy
>>155253287Kek yeah they look a little silly
>>155253125ethiopran?
Ben Shelton is my husbando
>/tennis/More like /pennis/. Cos its fucking gay sport
first game done. Phew that was a close one.Page 7 heh
>>155263161Conceding a goal sure didn't help
>>155263991not at all. Such a meme is causing way too many new threads
just give up, it's just a matter of time until you sink againyour silly little containment thread is no match for the 24/7 active worldwide all time zones covered /tennis/ might
>>155264408No the germonkey always reports me for posting adult women
>>155264813haha lmao you get banend? kek
>>155264255So did scoring 7 desu to match the Brazil score. It won't get any better with NED-JPN soon either. Prime shit posting material.
>>155264408I have to admit your pedo network is working like a clock. Your thread has always a gooner on duty. But we shall see, the Ethiopian did very well. He's passed out in his own piss right now, he deserves his sleep. But from now on bongs and krauts watch this thread
>>155265237>He's passed out in his own piss right now, he deserves his sleepHow do you know this? Do you stalk ethiopan flags on the archives?
A bear accidentally sits down on an anthill.Immediately, thousands of ants crawl up onto the bear to protect their nest and chase him away.But the bear just shakes himself briefly, and all the ants fall off.Only one ant manages to cling to the bear’s neck.The ants that fell off then shout>Come on, Adam, choke him!
>Mommy, Mommy, the dog fucks >Then don't...look>But it hurts so much
What do two labia have to say after a 14-day vacation in Jamaica?>Finally back together
Adolf's teacher says>Your homework is to memorize four sentencesDeep in thought, Adolf heads home. Once home, he goes first to his grandma, who is on the phone. >Grandma, do you have a sentence for me? >Shut up! says GrandmaAdolf remembers that. Next, he goes to his dad, who’s watching football. >Ten meters off target! Adolf remembers that too and moves on to his big sister. She’s singing her favorite song>So give them a call, ring-ring, ring-ring, no a**hole answers, ring-ring, ring-ring!Adolf goes on to his brother. He’s unwrapping a present. >A big marzipan pigThe next day, Adolf goes back to school. There, the teacher asks him>What sentences did you learn?Adolf says>Shut up!The teacher gets angry and throws the chalk at him. But he misses, and Adolf shouts>Ten meters off target!>I’m going to call your parents right now! the teacher yells. >Then go ahead and call, ring-ring, ring-ring, no a**hole answers, ring-ring, ring-ring!>That’s enough! Who do you think I am?>A fat pig made of marzipan!
So I have to go to a gangbang party now. Keep the thread alive somehow.I'm back in 2-3 hours
Okay, I got one more, but only Germans will understandWie heißen die drei Cousinen von Fix und Foxi?Paxi, Lexi und FixiOn my way now
Here's the oldest joke known to humanity.>A dog walks into a bar.>"It's too dark in here. I'll open this one."In ancient Sumer, a dog is shorthand for asshole or jerk. Bars were dark places with windows closed with curtains, and typically the patrons were of course drunk and didn't want to see bright light. So an asshole walks into a bar, says he can't see anything, and decides to open a curtain.
let's share music that was popular when you were a teenagerI start firsthttps://youtu.be/i2gAJuGwG8I
>>155276696bro i think you should stop posting
>>155277364We still have to survive the night
Who was your guys favorite actor as a teenager?
>>155270238Makes you think
Bump
>>155276696RN (Real Niggas) rememberhttps://youtu.be/uhG-vLZrb-g
>>155281276omg is she okay?
>>155281599they forgot to attach the rope, what do you think?
Wake upHITPull upSERVETurn upACE
>>155251877
>>155294233hello (or goodbye) skellebro
gimi
tennis desu
>>155289616https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ucDiz3GYrghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljvhYweP4-0
pip pip cheerio
ive been waiting for a guide to come and take me by the hand
Joao Fonseca Juan Carlos Da Silva Alberto Ronald Guanzon Morientes
tennis
>>155243007No shit nobody watched it. Zverev is a second rate player, and he was playing a cupcake. Zverev winning was a given before the match even started, but nothing about him winning would be impressive due to him playing a nobody. Who the fuck is tuning in for that? I didn't even watch it myself, lol
Vitas geriatrics
>>155243007just say /gay/. it's the same number of letters.
Tsitsipas
>>155306825Dick too small + uncut. Gross
I'm so proud of my boys, espically the English lad, MVP. /ATP/ is growing stronger everyday
>>155306855I'm not a kike, of course my cock is uncut.Now go back watching nigger porn and dream about child pussy. Maybe some day a fat bitch will open her meat trunks for you, my fat virgin friend
>Shithaus vs Pee-en>Scatmane vs Landaloser>Wifebashvili vs Alternativemaier>Boreges vs Fraudix>Chokeolli vs Peeafoe>Zandslop vs British nobody #1>Tommy Poo vs clay specialist Zvajda>British nobody #2 vs Shapoovalov>Mpetshit vs PootetFinally time for some real tennis
>>155307639>British nobodyThis was an easy one, it's none other than Sir Kittington Bones
>>155307658Kittington would force his way into a WTA tournament
When does Halle and Queens start?
>>155307838>Halle40 bongs>Queens1 bing 40 bongs
>Blockx withdrew AGAINHeh... My boy just needs more time
>Schoenhaus has a wunnyBasedBut he'll never go far
Tien has a dumpy
>Basilashvili Altmaier on Center in HalleThis is a breast of fresh ass in 2026. Unbridled kinographic pleasure.
Dustin Brown spotted
>Dustin Brown is coaching Altmaier for grass season Holy BASED.
Must be so inspiring having Dreddy in your corner
>Altmaier taking an MTO before Basil serves at 5-6>apparently because he had hot cream on his hands that got on his towel and that got on his face and now his face is burning
>>155310362It worked
>>155307639Aw yeah good memes. Matches too rudimentary for cazzies. Time to get comfy at the office
Basil remontada
Basilashvili hit 4 dfs in a row?
>>155310749thought they said 5.
>>155310933It was. But that's across 2 games. 11 straight faults
>>155300651sorry, meant for >>155276696
>Dublinkino. never knew they played grass in dublin
>>155310962Gauff would be proud
Jensen buttsby
So which match are we watching?
Physically I look like Landaluce even though my face is more beautiful and hair longer curls.I assume most of you look like Wawrinka at his fattest?
>>155311819Watching Tommy until Frank
>>155311819>3 aces to start the game Definitely Tommy
>>155311819Landy until Shapoo
>forehand slapper winnerMaybe make more first serves Tommeh
Comical point just happened in Atmande match!!!Additional message:ALERT: Incoming third set tiebreaker in Landa vs Atmane match
Are these really the most interesting factoids they could find for this guyMy dad had the same birthday though
>>155312110>Fun Fact: He is a disgusting mongrel mutt who looks like a big eared alien body lanky freak
>>155311880>>155311860Personally, I cant watch Tommy. Knowing he gets dominated by his gf public (and most likely privately) makes me uncomfortable.
Kwabix
>>155312323omg is he okay?
>>155312371Unfortunately
what is the technological issue in the Borges-FAA match?
Why is Zverev playing doubles
It's not fair Cobollibros, Tiafoe is wearing camouflage, he's blending in with the court
>>155313347free money
>>155313503Well he just hit the ugliest fucking flub volley I've ever seen in my life, so I hope he enjoys the paycheck
Cobolli bro needs to learn not every ball needs to be a topspin on grass.Just hold the racket firm and drive.Fucking line calling system is fucked AGAIN
Is that logo on his arm going to be allowed at WimbledonLooks a little too large and colourful
>>155313569no
>>155313347what better time to learn to volley than 10 years into a career?
I wish Shapooh wasn't such an hothead
>Tiafoe-Cobolli Ump pauses the match to scold the audience for being a bit too loudGerman audiences are simply the gold standard for what tennis should be.
Why so much microphone distortion at Halle? Is this the custom?
Lol Bergs getting blasted by a ball for his shit doubles play
>>155313782But seriously what the fuck is with all the noise
I never want to hear the name Frances Cobolli sully this general ever again
>>155314759Kwabolli, grand slam finalist
Every commentator and analyst has been saying they didn't notice Cobolli cramping in the RG final, are they serious? I don't remember at what point I first noticed it but I definitely did notice it, especially later in the fifth it was incredibly obvious he wasn't playing normally
THE John Pinnington Jacks?
>>155315366damn I thought he was just shit
honestly, i never rated cobolli
Jack Pinnington Jones isn’t bad but he’s no Johannus Monday
>>155316453Agreed, a happy JM to you sir
Wat a point
Based Kittington
>Shapovalov about to loseOk NOW I will wtch your game
Reminder this is the bum that was making slam semi finals when Djokovic was winning them
Imagine missing such an easy volley on your third BP save opportunity. Fucking Shitpo
Jamie Murray is so gay looking
>>155318756when? name onewhat's new in the tennis world?
Shapokino
Sir Andy rolling over in his grave
Now this was peak Shapo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jti0Q6qHfHU
>Shapo upset nobody is cheering for himNigga you're playing against a Britisher in front of a British crowd
>>1553192702021 Wimbledon. Djokovic ran the Kudla-Garin-Fucsovics-Shapovalov-Berretini GAUNTLET.
>>155319436and in the semis and final?
>>155319595I left the first two rounds out because they didn't help my point.
>>155319949I see, 18 year old Draper was probably shit too, Kevin Anderson was a very tough 2nd round though, with the grass still fresh.
Why does grass play finish so earlyWhat's the working man coming off a schizoid days long self destructive bender to do
Is Sir Ryan Peniston still active?
>>155316535tell me why I don't like Johannus Mondays
Jodar withdrewMany bangers tomorrow though
For me it's Paul Jubb
>>155322409/our guy/
>>155322300Sickens me that Fonz is a Hallecel
Do they have a new court design in Queens? The red looks cheap as hell
>>155322945It does look cheap. The Cinch purple was regal. You have to go back 2 years for that
puta merde
Mixed doubles pairs ideas:Tien and TjenRuse and BuseRadu Turcanu and Emma RaducanuWalton and Matilda
>>155323617For reasons unbeknownst i remember the blue one the most
Is this the duel of the smallest frenchman versus the tallest?>>155322945I dont know imo the court could use a little more bright red, just like this can use a little more sky blue >>155324530
Thats... not true, surely.
>no one gave Kouame a wildcardSurprising tßqh
The Stella Artois era was peak Queens Club aesthetics. Most people didn't like the change to the blue Aegon era.
elton john remixed for edm is actually pretty good
i miss nadal brevs...
>>155325677Everyone does. But not during grass season
moutet kino fyi currently.
Based manlet
>>155325590And there was only Stella advertising so no collection of random branding like today.
>>155326413seriously though
>>155322300>Mynigga vs Bootlick>"..." vs Quinncel>THE Masters 1000 winner vs Border Collignon>Foncaca vs a doubles specialist>Shitandpoor vs Slayer of Kyrgios>BWEH vs "Ace, DF, Ace, DF">Marshitty vs The Other Serbian>Sketchy Etchy vs Medvegoat>Bussy vs Groan>Menshit vs Mannakino>Kakashima vs Fucsing Bad>Autism is My Superpower vs Marty McFly>De Manure vs It's Diallover>Oi Mate vs It's Chewsday>"American male" vs Cerundookie>The COWARDLY Cam Norrie vs Godkina>Rindershit vs Legit the toughest fucking Serbian alive holy shit>Dinky Rinky vs Tabeaner>Ugly Bumbert vs Clutch Cilic>Majzhagchaahachsggcha vs Leheckin Good
kek again a wild point for 15-0
>Kittington Jones
>moutet hit a 129mph serve. thats 207kmhwtf
boooooo
bumpbut last and only one from me
How's the grass season going?
>>155330973I haven't watched a second
>>155331185I've been mostly watching WC
more like bennis
>>155330973way too many pull outs in these tiny tournaments.But a change of playstyle after months of clay is nice :)
What was the deal with /tennis/? If we die we have to go back there?
>>155333112I get why it's short but I do wish grass season was a bit longer.
>>155330973Day 1: yay grass season is here! :)Day 3: dirt season :(
>no alcarath>no binner>no chokeabitchyou can shove your grass season up your arse
>>155336770This tbqh. I've been watching Sinner forehand compilations on YouTube to fill the void
>>155336888this but with alcaraz finger to the ear compilations
>>155336938>>155336888imagine being a vultureovic fan and when you wanna get hyped over highlights you have to search for like "top 10 bounced the ball a hundred times before serve", "top 5 returned the ball in play", "top 3 insane drew an error from opponent in backhand exchange"
>>155337660kek
>>155337660Loudest "BAAAAAAA [squeak] AAAAAA [squeak] AAAAAA [squeak]" rallies
>Iran-NZSurely this won't cause much shit posting
>>155341037Iran being whiter than any Euragutan squad
>>155337660Topkek
Haven’t been watching this week. Is grass tennis at 2021-22 levels of shit or has it gotten better? Don’t tell me it’s worse.
>>155327033You missed formerly the best player to have never won a slam vs where the fuck does the sh sound come from
>>155344025>the sh sound come fromCzechoid language innit
>>155325236He can't be over 172
>#4 Felix>#5 Shelton>#6 De Minaurholy kek
>>155345340Reminds me of WWE. Billed height and all that jazz.
>>155326905
>>155326905definitely looks better
>>155348076They could paint it trans colours and it will still mog filthy green on green ugly shadows stupid noise ugly grass hale
>>155325236https://streamable.com/jg4zn8
Just realized Sinner and Alcaraz are literal dogshit, and comparing them to Fedal of 2004-2010 is a fucking embarrassment.
>>155349496>another one, huh?>il dit que j'ai....what is happening in this clip? My English, French, Italian isnt good enough for this
>>155349895Regarde moi. Ma petit couchon. Ta mereLook at me my little pig your mother
>>155322585I'm not saying that they're gay, but they're definitely gay
>>155350247Some guys aren't lotharios but generally speaking, when men are blessed with Draper's obvious attractive qualities they tend to indulge in their privilege. Either they are serial daters of beautiful women or they're shagging incessantly. I don't follow him too closely but it seems that he doesnt. Could just be his nature but it is odd.
>>155350297He does admit to having a small penis
Is Evans justified in complaining about not having a WC to Queens?
>>155350937Didn't he get one last year because they thought it would be his last Queens?
Poopyrin
>>155350969You give me a sandwich when I'm dieting thinking I'm starving then I'm starving and you say, "well I gave you a sandwich last week."
>>155351012I think they should have given him one this year too. He won Davis Cup for GB. But LTA is weird anyway. Very nepo wild cards they give out I guess. But crying about it on social media isn't a good look either for Evo.
>>155351047Also maybe he's getting a Wimbledon wc instead? That's obviously the one that matters.
>>1553510952 spots still open. Also kek at Johannus Monday getting a doubles wc
>>155351157You almost distracted me from the Bublik/Kyrgios pairing
>>155351215Speaking of the boob-licker>
>>155351258That dropshot at 6-5 was wholly unnecessary
I daresay Belucci just might be the only Italian who is entertaining to watch
Collignon is a beast.
>>155351286we been knew. his game is suited to grass as well because it's so wacky and unpredictable. his kick serve shines
>kakanovWhy is this guy still in the top 20
>>155351258He's the defending Halle champ. Imagine if he cared...
>>155351374His opponent has tattoos too, surely he feels the need to fight for his pride...
OFFICIAL GRASS COURT POWER RANKINGS>1. Majrchzajzrk>2. Belucci>3. Mannarino>4. Shelton>5. Shimabukuro>6. Djokovic>7. the shambling corpse of Roger Federer>8. Fritz>9. Medvedev>10. post-slam Zverev
>>155351487Not sure I'd put 1 to 5 ahead of 7 tbqh
>>155351487Thanks for the reminder that Zverev is a grand slam champion. The wikipedia entry is now eternal...
Quinncels we're back
>Bublik has two titles and three top 10 wins in Halle. Federer has ten titles and one top 10 win in Halle.That's Bublik's 2nd loss in the last 4 editions of the tournament.
My boy JFonz just needs more time
Mannarino went 5-1 to 5-7
>>155351487what about last years Wimbledon winner, Jannik Sinner?
Fonseca's just conserving himself for Wimbledon
>>155351792Wimbledon 2036 maybe
>>155351767Lost to Bublik last year who lost to Bellucci today who lost to Fritz last week so according to the transitive property he's worse than Fritz
>>155351507This beats any argument>"he had a weak draw">"Alcaraz didn't play, and Sinner and Djokovic were out early">"asterix slam">"he didn't face any top 10 players"Doesn't matter. The Wikipedia "W" stands above all
fatseca is a disgrace
>mfw don't have Bublik (26% owned) nor Fonseca (49% owned) in my fantasy team
>>155351879Why are they in a court of law?A 5th slam should be played in the law court btw. Zverev will win them all.
>>155351557>Federer has ten titles and one top 10 win in Halle.wait what
>>155351912did no one play Halle or what?Im too zoomer to have witnessed those times
Kyrgios has pulled out of Halle
>>155351912If this is true this could be a smoking gun for the fraudulence conviction
its true kek
>>155351912Safin 2005
>>155351963he's a disgrace
>>155351900In Shanghai, the court is a literal Rolex court by which non-Rolex sponsored players are fed poison bat meat the evening before their matches and are forced to list out all the company's prestigious watches 50 times in a blank notebook before they're allowed to leave the locker rooms
For perspective, he basically played the tournament 15 years more and didn't beat another top 10
This thread is impossible to find
Seeing Roger's ranking in 2021 reminds me. Do you guys recall those ridiculous covid ranking rules?
>>155352057wow so federer is even worse than current weak era?
>>155351852>>he didn't face any top 10 playersThis goes for all of Djokovic from 2018 onwards as well desu
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>>155351963he saved his top 10 massacres for wimbledon a week later
>>155352057I remember this match, this was when we knew his knee was completely gone and it was over. Felix should have won Halle that year.
>>155352256imo it was obvious on the clay. He looked feeble against Andujar and Koepfer.
Fonseca-fatties
>>155352286Fedora unironically played excellent tennis on clay. The grind against Koepfer was impressive and the german chimped out which was funny.
Perhaps Fonseca needs to find a new line of work
He’s an utter disgrace I’m done with him
Today has seen the end of Frauderer and soon it will see the end of Fatseca
so it happened again...
>>155351925Grass used to only have 250 events, so smaller draws and and the field was split amongst them. Halle and the others played faster than Wimbledon so you had more upsets as well. Looking at those draws a lot of the players were floating just outside the top 10 like Haas, Nishikori, Berdych, Raonic, RBA, etc.
>>155352364claycel pls
>>155351047>But crying about it on social media isn't a good look either for Evo.What else can he do?
>>155352457He could probably hire the Irish mobsters that sell him crack to do a hit job
can mannarino complete the next next next gen dabbing
>>155352443claycel hasn't posted in two years
The boose is loose
Absolute STATE of Allison Hughes. She looks enormous today. Like a walrus.
>>155352502How do I become like Mannarino?
>world #144 Toby Samuel, wild card recipient for this year's Queen's Club Championships, is getting double bagelled by Arthur Fery, another wild card#justice4evo
>>155352595shave your head
>be ahead 0-40 in griekspoor's game>lose game>be behind 0-40 in your own game>lose gamewhy did shimabukuro do that
>>155352682>tuff opponent you know, very tuff
>>155352457You know what, Dan Evans should cry as much as he wants to about not getting a Queens WC
tallontrutjes..>>155352886yesyes
Fuck you Rublev
>>155352483*craic
are jense soon
mannakino is unstoppable
Why is my TennisTV stream that I pay for two points behind flashscore? Either way lmao @ Mensik crashing out
>>155352651not watching is my form of protest. we need some 'just stop unjust wildcards into the stella artoys lawn tennis tournament' protesters to invade the court
Mannakino is unheemable
How does Adrian get away with being so relaxed with his racket control
>>155353005He's sinner at the opposite extreme. Incredible muscle memory with a trampoline.
what a day boomerbros
ADRIAAAAAAAAAAAN
>just scribbles random lines on the camera with the red penbased
Kwabolli and Shell City up on doubles
>>155353064Who cares about doubles
I was told Fonseca and Mensik were good, why did they lose to fossils?
Why has Zverev not cut his hair yet
Mshitty Moutet restart rn
>>155353070I do my Germanigga, Big Ben is showing these doubles clowns what a real serve looks like
I watch grass for he.Biggest aura since big3
Proper worst week of the year so far this
>>155353252Seeing Zverev happy makes me so happy after years of him looking like he's dead inside
>>155353279He crushing The Kopriva
>Mootaykill all commentators
>>155353279I agree he seems to genuinely be happy unlike sinncaraz and djokovic who treat winning like. just doing their job and have the "on to the next one"genuinely happy for big z
>>155352574Proper British rose that
Moutet looks like the stereotypical french soldier who got killed at verdun and Mpeteshi looks like the senegalese colonial conscript brought to fill the gap
Cobolli fucking sucks at doubles. I'm outta here
>142mph 2nd serve on match pt
>the tennis without commentarynice
Zverevbros 3rd set looms
What an effing interview. Moutet for president.
>>155353820weak mind if you ask me>>155353887where? where?!
>Deminaur top seed at Queens minnow cup
>>155353959a very legal stream of brooksby - damm
Good to see Zverev is back to choking
>>155353033>>155353041Mensikino was very kino
Neeeeeeiiinnn
Apex Twink - Booblickekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn8w2kqE_IY
>>155353960Literally what is 2026 Demon's problem? He was consistent as fuck for a longer time. Now he's regularly losing to bums ranked way below him.
Did another boomer die in the stands
THE Vit Kopriva? What do you think is his lifetime record on grass? You think he's played a double digits amount of matches on the surface?
>>155354102For a really bad loss by his standards you'd have to go back to February. Was he ever a giant killer?
>>15535414629 years old
>>155354154No. He was Mr. Consistent. Usually beats players he's supposed to beat and then runs into a wall late in the draw when he faces the real top guys. But now he's losing to random journeyment all the time.
>>155354181A true GS winner worthy performance struggling against this grass titan
>halle grass is clearly just grass squares placed onto the base.So, why not replace the baseline squares before quarterfinals?
>>155354258Uneven bounces are preferable to slippage
New balls please>>155354353>>155354353>>155354353
