queen of alf edition
why don't we put /afl/ on ice for a few weeks so we can all focus on the football?
>>155245903Piss off tobes
>>155245903It's another homo sport so I agree
>>155245903>Games on only during afternoons or 3am - 5amNot necessary, Senòr Brown.
>>155245933went to post in this thread but i missed
>>155245903cunt
>>155245903good idea
Do strip clubs serve food?
>>155246030Not sure sorry
>>155246030dine in fish tacos kwim ha
>>155245865Young Kath is just something else
>>155246106BILLY FUCKING BONGHEAD
>>155245903slit your throat
>>155246354
>drop philipoo>winit's that easy for the saints
Patriots are in control
>>155246383What's that overpaid spud's best position supposed to be anyway?
>>155246383this and liam henryfred FLEECED them hard with that one
face went red again tonight when I moisturised my face, but it didn’t go red last night. not sure what I’m doing differently
shall be going to chemist’s warehouse tomorrow to buy a moisturiser for sensitive skin
>>155246643I would just stop using it, why try and acclimatise your body to something it clearly doesn’t like
looking forward to a comfy day of shitposting and /pol/posting tomorrow
I’m really a bitch
>>155245865looks like some chick i fingered at a flemington racecourse nightclub iykwim haha
>>155247563Which factors have been instrumental in Asians now starting to get big butts? Historically some Japanese girls had big boobs but ass has never been a thing with any kind of asians until recently. As far as I know anyway.
>>155247871there was a jap girl at my uni about a decade ago with a huge thickie and a tiny waist. probably just genetic outliers desu.
>>155245903No. I briefly celebrated the Turkey victory and now i'm already sick of soccer
what if every andrew was renamed andro
Harris Andros
mac andro
andro 'mono' mcqualter
>>155245903So true
Well this thread won’t last till tomorrow
good
bump
>paddy dow pick 3
kath "horse" loughnan
>>155259466They need a good raping so they learn to stay inside, right Rajesh?
>>155246106could my pooties do this to shitney when they face off again in august (during shitney's suspiciously piss easy run into finals)?
wake up neet spastics
mickhead must die in hellfire
anime drew with netherlands lads
>>155277166don't care cuntface
>>155245903good morning janny irc snitch slit your throat nrlsperg
>>155246030I think someplaces in America provide a kind of buffet. It may have something to do with liquor licensing but I am not sure what (cost of a licence? A food and alcohol licence is cheaper?). I remember a lot of band venues in Germany use to offer a buffet before the show and it had something to do with the liquor licensing conditions.
>>155277666crisp
I'm a rebel just for kicks now
>>155277666im more than just nrlsperg, im allsportssperg (except basketball)
>>155278134basketball is far superior to wogball thoughbeit the flopping is getting worse but its not wogball level yet
androgenic mogged in fortitude valley, cortisol spike
>>155278329gay and unathletic
>>155278533yes wogball is both of those but i guess you don't mind that nrlsperg
>>155277697Dont you have to offer food if youre serving alcohol? By law
>>155278631coping and delusional
>>155278680what's athletic about diving and acting as if you're hurt kek, if you love wogball so much then get the fuck out and go to the millions of shit threads infesting the board at the moment
Curaçao have a player called Sherel Floranus.Try to pronounce this three times in quick succession. You won't be able to.
>>155278725youre clearly not a good proponent of the eye test champmore athleticism in one wingers run than youll see in an entire basketball game
>>155278814in afl yes but soccer is a shit sport designed for children to not get hurt and to pretend it's anything more than child's play is delusional. i genuinely would rather watch cartel beheadings than a second of soccer, it is the most boring garbage on the planet where overpaid manlets get to flex their acting skills and not much else.the worst afl player mogs even the best wogball players in athleticism
morning gents
and to add, basketball is at least high scoring and fun to watch wogball is so shit that fans have to light flares and beat the shit out of each other just to enjoy their boring garbage excuse of a sport
>>155278940nonsensical ragejust not in touch with reality at all
>>155279066>yank talking point
>>155279066>player dribbles to halfway>pick and chuck a three>pass to the corner to chuck a three>drive and flop>pick and roll give to the big guy>repeat x200not defending soccer but basketball is absolute dross to watch
>>155279124you are the one out of touch with reality, fucking deadshit wogball faggot. get the fuck out of my thread stavros
ecuador v ivory coast starting lads
>>155279414literally who would watch this?
>>155279477Me, you faggot.
>>155279518why? do you really have nothing better to do?
>>155279572I'm "working".
>>155279572mate youre posting in /neet/
feeling cute might watch this sport
This dudes really gonna have a meltdown every time soccer’s mentioned in here the entire World Cup hey (he’s already been going two weeks)
>>155278134yeah you are autistic as fuck how did your janny application go? saw your messages in the irc asking
>>155279633yeah which is when /afl/ peaksmuch better than /normalfag and freshcunt/
>>155279518>>155279607go tell someone who gives a shit in the wogball threads scum
>>155279803He asked, champ.
>>155279477retards whose personality is 'sport'many such cases!
>>155279477im wfh and watching (every game besides the 5am games)
The mum's watching sky news right now.James MacPherson is unironically dumping for Elon Musk, going on a tangent about how intelligent he is because he's rich.Why are boomers like this?
>>155245865No
if soccer is so popular, why don't you guys start your own general? call it /aus/ - australian soccer or some shit
>>155280057because it's not popular as we don't live in the turd world
>>155280057Or we could just talk about it here :)
>>155280057/wog/*
>>155280016lead poisoning and lack of critical thinking skills due to growing up in a high trust society.sad! many such cases
>>155280112or you can neck yourself
>>155280112yeah the sticky is too fast
>>155280244tfw you can feel the full pedo power maximum
Good morning alf
fuck this is a ripper of a gamewhat the world cup is all about
>>155281379tell someone who cares dickhead
imagine seething this hard at 10am on a mondayget a job mate
>Crows Huge chance to sign Zac Bailey and likely leading the race for him>Crows with strong links to Lachie Neale and Jed Walter>Crows in the race for Tom Sparrow along with Poort Realistically speaking, who stops the crows in 2027?
>>155281835probably the melbourne cricket ground
>>155281835if lachie is going home to sa, he would probably go to port instead because he supported them growing up and wouldn't dare play for the enemy
posted it again award
go on then, report it again to get it deleted, youre that rattled about being exposed as a nonce huh, no more excuses or explanations just straight up report it now lmfao
mickhead genuinely on the ropes keklittle bitch reportsperg faggot
>>155282554I don't even need to report itI just stare at the report button with my mind powers and it disappears
micktranny should end it all and join the 41%
>>155282554>>155282592timestamp is damning iykwim haha
>reported it 3 times to get it deleted 3(three) timesabsolutely seething, he cant even be bothered to make up excuses anymore, what, no more english janny aussie banning rampage?
Got a slopper of an Essendon Coaching team brewing, lads.
>>155283166don't even think a proven god tier coach like fages, or prime dimma or clarko, could go anywhere with that shit list.
>the only time he could get the screencapped noncing deleted is when theres more mod activity on the board due to the fifa wcLMFAOO SAVE MEE MOOOOODDS
>>1552833375 good young players and then a collection of cancer. It will be a rough rebuild.
some good games this week
Maybe the first time I’ve seen two concurrent stickies on a board
>>155283838Yep, big game against the bye.
>>155283984big game against the bi for port
>>155283976Thought only one sticky was possible.
>>155284028Who darc?
>>155283702you sound mindbrokennot saying that you are, just that you're giving the impression of a seething retard
>>155282275Straight swap Lachie Neale and Zac Bailey for Zach Butters and the Cash Cow
UFC 250 from the white house free on 10even if you dont like ufc its a spectacle lads
not consuming (((american))) globalist culture soz
nevermind fights are ppv thetvapp dot link
>>155285292*watches fox sports*
>>155285427got me
yeah if i wanted to see sweaty roid freaks fight id go to the gym carpark
>>155285292Crisp
not a big fan of ufc, me
>>155247871Western diet and BBC
>>155245865I’d Eat the corn out of her mother’s shit just to get a quick whiff.
Lumumba
>>155287390you need to go back
>then everybody clapped and President Trump gave him a blowjob as the fireworks show began..
Tried watching 2 minutes of the wogball and it was boring as fuck. Switched back to tigers vs lions which was a much more exciting game.
shaved for the wooliesfushe better hecking be at work today
>>155288254see >>155281559
>>155288254same
>>155281559meant for>>155287402
>>155284935>>155285292>>155286891See >>155281559
>>155288479slit your throat micknonce report sperg cunt
>>155287402youve lost it
ah, the kelli underwood of soccer. this willl certainly make me enjoy this experience.
Bit chilly today, lads.
>I hope we see fireworks on the pitchshe's not being literal, is she?
>>155289737i'M BURNING A HUGE PILE OF PLASTIC SO MUCH PLASTICCOME AROUND MY BROTHER I WILL WRAP MY ARMS AROUND YOU FOR WARMTHPRAISE TO ALLAHGO TUNIS!
>>155290092Crisp VOC huffer
TEAR MY ARSE IN TO PIECESANAL INTERCOURSESTIMULATION, NO LEAVINGDON'T GIVE A FUCK IF MY PROSTATE STARTS BLEEDING
Watching Sweden vs Tunisia and a Sweden player just prayed to Mecca (he was born in Tunisia)
>>155291307no-one cares faggot, go post in the sticky with the other browns
>>155245865i lurve me some scoliotic bitches
15/06/2026nrlspergs meltdown
for fucks sake lads, I get why we can't save our country, but surely we can save our general.the amount of rulefaggotry, soccerfaggotry, newfaggotry and normalfaggotry is completely intolerable. our very way of life is being threatened, we must do something. we need to make a stand.sure, we have no heroes. hitler was probably a rothschild agent, everyone else is self-serving and fake or corrupt. let's become our own heroes. who's with me?
>>155291817kek dont you have "wogball" to be seethin about
why isn't india in the wc
When has this thread ever been on-topic? If the conversation was strictly or even 90% on topic we’d be as active as /nrl/
15/06/2026nrlspergs diabolical tantrum
would LOVE to never see another whingepost in here ngl
not going to stop whingeing until this general improves
Collingwood lost the 2023 grand final
>all this spamming about one poster>on a Monday morning Great use of your time
15/06/2026nrlspergs mental breakdown
brunch cook up on the cards
Farting up a storm
>>155294223crispola
15/06/2026nrlsperg won
Just woke up from a nap, my new tactic when I can’t get warm in bed is putting a really big pillow on my feet, works really well
>>155294654epic
>>155294497nrlsperg doesn't win anything, just like his shit sport getting mogged by tennis and afl
remember when the media were saying this world cup would be a flop?lying about tickets being too pricey, visa issues etc etc
These farts are putrid.
>>155296617Go do a poo you smelly bastard
>>155296608NOT REALLY
>>155296738n..no.. not yet
for me its lying to foreigners on /sp/ about afl being the biggest sport in aussietheyll never check the viewership numbers lol
All right, farted this turd in to a position to shit out.
>>155281835should just rename them the adelaide lions and the west coast lions
Mornimg fellas
>>155297881LMAOOO so fucking epic bro, please teach me how to be cool like you
>>155297881yep he's in a melty
Soccer is the most played sportAussie rules is the most watched sportThis is we nuance we need for the 'most popular' sport
nrlsperg are you okayare you okay nrlsperg
>>155297881hehe
>>155299777no-one cares angelopolous make me my yiros and cunt off
>>155299777*ignores the viewership numbers*so true
>>155299845not him>>155299900>"most watched">"ignores viewership"read again please
league is a brown sport i'm afraid
Thinking third 'fee and a wank
yes let's look at the viewership numbers
i watched origin 1 few weeks ago and was just confounded at the amount of coconut names being thrown about and like the average league fan is supposed to know and be able to pronounce perfectly all of that?
>>155300302>2024wow crazy that in just 2 years nrl has surpassed such a stark gapwhats afl doing so wrong?
>>155300545its called making up numbers if you ask an independent source like roy morgan im sure nrl will still be behind, but keep seething impotently about it in an afl general you sad little faggot nrlsperg
Trump's UFC card being a huge success should be no surprise to reddithomos. He has been very good at fight promotions since the eighties.
>Trumpofftopic chud
um ok? anyway
barron should've fought someone
Didn't the biggest game of the round for the AFL get beaten by womens NRL the other day
wouldn't mind getting beaten off by womens nrl players iykwim haha
>>155246643Have you tried Solvol?
>>155301032don't think so champ but keep sooking about it here, not sad at all
>>155301116death by snusnu iykwim haha
>>155301032>>155301214Yep found ithttps://x.com/i/status/2055120267983327688
>>155301445okay champ, no-one careskeep seething about afl being more popular than nrl in here, while /nrl/ is totally inactive
>>155301445im going to ignore this because in my mind this never happened and afl is still the biggest sport in australia
>>155301505You don't even know who you're replying to
>>155301445cazzie origin event, makes sense. thought you meant a league match. tillies get big numbers too
>>155301368haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
wogball world cup is /nrl/spergs christmashe's doing everything he can to make afl look bad infront of a wider audience kek
>>155301445And yet I haven't heard a single peep or internet mention of it. Curious!
Is there anything else we could be discussing? I tire of all the nrlsperg chat
sometimes wish i lived in one of the countries that all watch the same sport. must be comfy. though that sport is always soccer so maybe it'd suck
>>155301949could talk about how collingwood are FUCKED
>>155301968well lets be honest only a few nrl only spergs exist and most people watch afl in australia in the winter, and then criggy and tennis in summer
>>155301949gay sex
footy is better when sloppingwood and hawthorn are on a bye
the afl should do a game in front of the white house
Literal whore who fucks on camera doesnt like it when you point out that shes a whore who fucks on camera.
>>155302325she is definitely very cute. that bukkake shot is burnt into my mind tho
>>155302316bill clinton cheat ground
>>155302325i dont care about onlyfans whoresespecially fatsluts like this one
iggs
>>155302325what is it with AFL players being cuckolds? NRL players are dating AFLW players lmao
dunno about you fellas but that heem card was meh
Joshy working overtime today.
>>155302397lmao
>>155303183Every fight ended with someone getting wrecked.
>>155303054Meanwhile footy players date all the hot netballers
>>155303228Truly amazing, he’s in every thread
I am fucking dis custard and I am deep in dis pear.
>>155303183Wasn't interested in watching so didn't see any of it.
>>155302325if women faced accountability for their thoughts and actions, the world would be fixed overnight
>the charges officer?>producing a product which men willingly support and purchase
>>155303517crap atmosphere tho imhonothing political just the open air didn't really capture the sound of the crowd
>>155304530not legal accountability you retarded simpobviously I'm referring to them entering relationships with criminals then complaining about domestic violence, or being massive whores then complaining about being treated like whores
>>155304530KEK dabbed on that spastic
The people on the reddit afl are such insufferable wankers, every single thing they say
Pumped for the footy and the soccer this weekend, it’s a good time of year bros
>>155305053true and still feeling high after our big win
>>155304888this but every wogball enthusiast on earth
>ai slop
got food poisoning from my kebab the last night I think the gave me old rancid meat as a payback from being anglo
>>155305104IS THIS REAL WTFFF
>>1553052552-1
>>155305284yes and we cooked those brown clowns with our sheer brawn and white power
who is the gattouz0 of afl?
>>155278637In the US, most alcohol laws are at the state level, which sometimes gives local governments the option to regulate things more than the state does. The laws around alcohol end up varying wildly from place to place. The other anon was on the right path with food sometimes being a liquor license issue because if you're considered a restaurant that happens to serve alcohol, generally the rules are looser and the fees lower. If you're primarily a bar, things are more restrictive.For strip clubs, things get weird because liquor license classification is typically based on what percentage of the establishment's revenue is from selling alcohol. If they have a cover charge and say it's for the buffet, they get to claim that revenue as being food sales revenue. There are some strip clubs that have fine dining that's decent quality but those are the higher end places where people are doing business. The local strip club out on the edge of town is going to have steam trays with buffet food. And some places don't serve food at all beyond snacks. It's just a matter of what the laws in that location allow.
>>155305515i don't give a shit champ
don't believe his liestheir #1 sucker player is blacker than gout gout
>>155305515I was talking about australia but thanks anyway
>>155305515funny how american drinking and venue age laws is 21at that age I was already completely over clubbing/drinking/drugs and was bored of it
>yeah my name's micksperg how could you tell
>Bobby Hill was an unexpected absentee at Pies training today
>>155305706Looks comfy as hell
>>155305651kek i just realised this was from a womans football team unironically https://www.thewedgies.com.au/
>>155305775Butch dyke’s are the biggest predators out there but they get a free pass for some reason
wonder who
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-06-15/kyneton-wedged-tailed-eagles-player-sexual-assault-charges/106798982>A former police officer and female country footballer is facing four sexual assault charges over a 2022 incident.my fucking sides
>>155305739When will people finally accept he's done?
>>155305821Lenius sounds like Penis
>>155306050Jeez, that was a hell of a guess. If I do say so myself.
>>155305854corr she could handcuff me and strip search my prostate iykwim haha
"Former AFL footballer Nick Stevens has been jailed for nine months for defrauding six families through an unlicensed pool installation business in 2017.The 46-year-old, who played 231 games for Carlton and Port Adelaide, was found guilty in March of dishonestly obtaining financial advantage by deception.He took payments for pools from home owners in the Mildura region in 2017 without holding a builder's registration, permits, or proper insurance.Victims were left with improperly installed pools or unfinished holes in their backyards.In sentencing, County Court judge Fiona Todd told Stevens he exploited his victims' trust and good nature."They asked to see the documentation, you gave them false reassurance," she told the court."You exploited the kind of small-city trust that binds a regional community. Everyone took you at your word, they did not insist on paperwork early on, and you exploited that goodwill."What you did had a corrosive effect on the currency of goodwill and trust [that] does so much good in the community, especially in a small one.""https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-06-15/nick-stevens-sentence-pool-fraud-mildura-county-court/106798332
u jelly poor fags?
gonna ask skinny bitches how they are finding ozempic as a gag
Just realised I forgot to talk about how I'd love to meet the team in my video interview, even onceIt's over
>>155306179I am wearing a $1800 jumper.
>>155305739that boy ain't right
>>155306179not particularly
girl roasted me for being poor on the weekendnot sure what I should do now
>>155306252can we have some more context please?what is your relationship with this girl?
>>155306252next time ask her how she's feeling ozempic
>>155306252https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SDiXvEAPsI
>>155306125Wasn't he already jailed for beating his missus?
>>155306252>Blessed are you who are poor, for yours is the kingdom of God
>>155306252Time to get your money up boy
>>155306233And you can't even spell. Impressive.
>>155306430how do I do that without having to wagecuck?
is this achievable natty?
/cric/ got btfo in that thread in the catalogue
/afl/ is allied with /cric/ against /nrl/+/tennis/ and all soccer threads
>>155306233Which jumper
>>155306437Crisp retard
closest ive seen /nrl/ get to gayposting in their thread right now
>>155306600Not him but it should be "an $1800" rather than "a $1800" given the word "eighteen" obviously starts with a vowel
>>155306688Who says 18?
>>155306692"Eighteen hundred" is the common nomenclature
i dont look outside this general during these times on /sp/
>>155306720Spee’s better when it’s just comfy generals
>>155306745i read a lot of people talking about /tennis/ itt's so id assume theres some cross general spergs in that general as well
The world cup happens once every 4 years, stop complaining.
>>155306600>retard doesn't even realise he's a retard and calls others "retard" when offendedMany such cases.
>>155306774coomerlad posts there religiously
>>155306821He called that anon a "retard" when that anon pointed out that his sentence was incorrect
I am wearing a $81000 jumper
>>155306561crispola
>>155306720i barely do anyway, wogball infests this place except when an american sport team wins something
>>155306808it should never happen again, now cunt off wog faggot
Evening lads, how’s your day been
fuck off
>>155305255told you to go to a greek place malaka
>>155306886Yes, that's what I said.
>>155306892heh
to be honest even if you 100% agree with whatever hughesy is saying, the guy is clearly fucked on drugs and it's kind of sad to see mainstream media scum like karl stefanovic have him on and let him embarass himself. it's like the elijah hollands thing all over again.
gold coast are FUCKED
yous gonna be watching origin this wednesday
>>155307111no, origin is shit and so is the nrl
>be on /sp/>dont like sport
>>155307111Nope. Didn't watch the last one, don't care what happens this time either.
>>155307151Crisp me lol I only post in here because /au/ on I t is a part of some weird balakan general
>>155307031Crisp retard.
>>155307268>He's doing it again
>>155307111Will be watching the origin of a turd crest my anal passage.
>>155307279how do you even watch that
>>155307315I'm pretty flexible
>>155306193hehe I like it
>>155307354FUCKING MOGGED
Sunday sport ratings breakdownSocceroos/TurkiyeSBS 3.035m (BVOD 1.258m) Reach 4.783mRPT 85k (BVOD 10k) Rch 787k Syd 854k Mel 627k Bri 350k Ade 203k Per 244kBrazil/MorroccoSBS 915k (BVOD 547k) Reach 1.846mSyd 289k Mel 189k Bri 132k Ade 52k Per 58kHaiti/ScotlandSBS 782k (BVOD 367k) Rch 1.501mSyd 230k 159k Bri 96k Ade 53k Per 59k NRL Nine 569k (BVOD 121k) Reach 1.401mSyd 182k Bri 120k AFL Seven 331k (BVOD 29k) Reach 1.203mMel 117k Bri 36k Ade 50k
Are you guys enjoying the football World Cup so far?
>>155307390>>155307394>There were that many NRLel fans consooming their slop instead of the once every 4 year spectableKek
>>155307394soccerchads we up
why do you guys care so much about tv ratingslike 100 people have one of those spyware ratings boxes in their housewhich sport gets the most money from tv rights again?
>>155306892how much was it before the salary cap cheat?
>>155307394oh no no NO
watching the world cup only made me realises how many brown people there are everywhere kekengland and germany are basically full black teams
>>155307394some people were saying that the afl should have moved the sunday games so they didn't clash with the socceroos, and honestly with the two semen slurper matches on sunday i agree they shouldve been moved to a night game or some shit
>>155307466don't look at france
>>155307517Im going to look at France, brb
>>155307495This desu. Father in law said heaps of screens at Marvel were playing the soccer too
>>155307151>imply wogball and nrlel are "sports"
>>155307495>the two shit matches i wouldn't have watched anyway should have been movedhuh?
>>155307557>>155307517I had a look. Many many blacks and arabs. And I was robbed by gypsies. What a silly waste of time that was.
afl should schedule a 5am game this saturday
kek every retard that didn't clean their youtube links before sharing them just got doxed
>>155307600wdym
>le legion haxors oh noes i doxed xd
>>155307608the string after ?si= on the link you get from clicking share is your username, profile pic and email
oh noes not my youtube username asmrfan_footsniffer69
>>155307399honestly not really, this is the first wc that i've actually sat to watch full games but i'm not feeling all these random shit tier nations that are playing, i picked the wrong wc to start caring about this shit
>>155307640what a dumb fucking change
>>155307619Your name is Tyler.
>sharing to post on 4chan and not just copying url from browserwhat retard does that
>>155307683https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/%3Fsi%3D/
>>155307640>people watch youtube while logged into an account
do normies really not just copy paste from the address bar>i need a dedicated button to share this/afl/ tier iq
>>155307717i always forget how dumb zoomers are when it comes to tech
>i am le cybersecurity infosec lockdown dude! they are very interested in me but i thwarted them!
Crazy how they act like state of origin is some prestigious historical competition but it’s only been going on since the 90s and afl did it first
>le u r doxed poster outed himself as retardkek
kiwifarms is an interesting sitequite like it love the energy young mans gamebut i rarely browse it
>i use protonmail ot cock.li
Genuinely spewing about the fixing but I reckon no one will be fucked to find my account
>heh i browse incognite, no accounts with vpn
>>155307756its not crazy at all. lying on the internet for updoots, thats crazy. >In both 1980 and 1981, there were two interstate matches under the old selection rules and one experimental "State of Origin" match. From 1982 onwards a best-of-three match series has been played around the middle of the rugby league season for the State of Origin shield
cant believe pointing out we arent spastic enough to hit the share button has set him off this badly
>>155307814>this lie again
>>155307814no, it is crazy how people pretend like it's some ancient tradition when there's plenty of people still alive who were around before it was even conceived, and it was an idea stolen from their hated rival sports code. a rival that you hate so much you spend all day in the general for the code and whinge about nrlel. seriously, kill yourself. what a pathetic life you have.
>i have my finger on the pulse of internet culture
>>155307842built for NRL players
>>155307717im on mobile and the YT app auto-adds them
>>155307853calm down dickhead, I'm not the nrl guy you're obsessed with. I just googled state of origin, if you're going to fib, fib with balls. and maybe dont be so easy to discredit.
phone poosters btfo again
>>155307887it is not a prestigious historical competition, it's some bullshit some cokehead exec stole from the afl in the 80s and it is increasingly worse every year with dogshit officiating
AFL State of Origin sucks dick, its not worth watching at all, I wish it stayed dead
>>155307842BOUNCE. THOSE. PILLS.
can you coconuts go back to your own thread?
>>155307929I didnt say it was a prestigious historical competition, those are your words not mine. goalsposts, mate. stop moving them.
>>155307842>tits out on full display>film me bouncing them in front of 1000s of people>tehehe im so embarrassedwhy are they like this
>>155307842Gay. Where's the penis bounce
Remember the last State of Origin match?Vic smashed SA by 10 goals in front of 20,000 at the MCG, it was a waste of time
>>155307853the only person whinging about nrlel is you.
>>155307989thats not true
>>155307989wow it had basically the same attendance as a saints game kek
>>155307975shut up and enjoy the hot tits you homo
>>155307859this is a good one
>>155307989I remember the last AFL stat of origin being between VIC and WA.
>>155307998i meant this faggot comes in here and talks about nrlel and complains about afl despite this being /alf/, because /nrl/ is dead and full of annoying coomers. yet he is eternally seething at his hated rival sport, but keeps coming here. it's sad, self-destructive behaviour.
the masses are awaken its over for the fart arse
>>155308046this faggot, right? >>155307756. because noone else was talking about rugby league .
>>155308070what are you referring to
>>155307800>t. email verifier
>>155308046because I think that was you and you're salty because fuck knows why or cares. but you are and you shouldnt be so worked up over nothing.
collingwood are FUCKED
>>155308093the masses and fart arse
nrlsperg here, i haven't posted since this. the shitshow since is all you guys>>155301949
Nrlsperg is more annoying than soccerpoof
nrlsperg here againforgot to say also i suck penis
>>155308093the sleeping hippo has passed wind
>>155308023fuckingTHISHIS
sucking dick is a good way to stay warm in winter
>>155307111origin was in february mate
>>155308230t. knower
>>155307842geelong, sydney and richmond have the most qt supporters.
>>155308287wrong
>>155308287yep all casuals chasing success that scarf will be in the bin in two years
>>155308240That was a pointless pre-season practice match, a complete waste of time
state of origin is always pointlesswho the fuck wants to go for a side with poofcos in it
I dont even like gather round
Wish Australia got to host a soccer World Cup but I think that opportunity is totally passed now
>>155308287
>>155308347That would be insanely kino
>>155308347Remember when we almost hosted the 2022 World Cup but the AFL wouldn’t allow FIFA to use their stadiums mid-season?
>>155305576>>155305685>I think someplaces in America provide a kind of buffet. It may have something to do with liquor licensing but I am not sure what (cost of a licence? A food and alcohol licence is cheaper?). Are you seriously unable to follow a discussion more than one reply back?
>>155308387is this another one of your sick little misinformations
>>155308387afl dont own any stadiums other than marvelany decisions regarding stadiums was made by the government
I'm not really interested in the soccer world cup
>>155308411crisp non npc
>>155308411go post in your own genny then
KEK! the AFL literally lives in the heads of soccer poofs they literally think the reason their sport is dying is because of some grand AFL conspiracy
>>155308387we 'almost' hosted that world cup in the same way that melbourne 'almost' won the 2000 grand final
>>1553081583 million to do what? give advice?
Like literally
>>155308387>australia tried to bribe fifa to host the world cup but realised they were out of their depth compared to big oil dick moneyftfy
>>155308434AFL execs and their gambling lobbyists in government use very Yiddish tactics that’s all I’ll say
/afl/ should rebrand to /socceroos/ for the World Cup out of solidarity
looking at how they awarded 2030 and 2034 world cup hostings and it's genuinely impressive how fifa managed to get even more corrupt and top 2022. infantino makes demetriou look like mother teresaaustralia has absolutely no chance ever
>>155308287thinking suns
Nearly choked on my steak sandwich
Jack Riewaldt is such a massive faggot
I’m have no memory of the 2022 World Cup, were Australia in it?
>>155308349based majak daw appreciator>>155307842haha i'm such a slut for bouncing my tits but i'm doing it as a joke teehee!
>>155308023meant for>>155308586
ummm bros??>another blackfellahow does this keep happening??????
>>155308287forgot to include carlton for the lovely wogs>>155308538>all two of them
>>155308583We did ok we had that one Ngubu that flopped our new one is better
Do you blokes have aura irl?
>Lachie Neale was keen to return to Fremantle and told them as much this season on a deal which would have been around $600,000 a year but Collingwood has offered as much as $3m over three seasons. It shapes as a knockout blow.
does 3m over 3 years sound sexier than just 1m a year?
>>155308640No
>>155308643Reckon I’d trade off a pay cut to be able to see my kids every week but that’s just me
>>155308682he's already proved he's a shit father
>>155308682tess looks like she lives a very expensive lifestyle
they're all dancing around the bobby hill question . noone wants to point out the obvious
collingwood are about to go off the cliff PLEASE give a 34yo 3 years
>>155308702fuckingTHISHIS
>>155308682hey joffa
>>155308702Going to rip in to my co workers who insists he was returning two weeks ago
>>155308640Every time i hear 67 i do the hand motion.
>>155308702that he has literally gone walkabout?
his name is ianwhy do they call him bobby?
>>155308755Because that boy ain’t right
Kane and Roo were on the cusp, Morris desperately hoping none of them said kulcha or something similar
>>155308718they need another boomer to replace pendles then again he'll probably still be playing in 3 years kek
FIRETHELIAR
boomer harvey would have got to 500 games if he played for the pies
I hope Brad Scott dies
Blasting liquid out of my arse again.
>>155308718A 34 year old that needed 7 weeks of intense treatment to play 1.5 finals>>155308825crisp brad scott
>>155308830Diet?
>>155308830It's time to address the diet, mate.
>>155308392the original question was clearly posed about australia ya dog
i do not pursue women because I have deep rooted sexual insecurities and impotence relating to my mother telling me I have a small penis like my father and telling me I need to "really slam that shit" to compensate when I was a young teen. this was an unprompted conversation on her behalf
I'd rather be west coast than soccer in australia.
In other boong news Tyson Stengle played VFL on the weekend
https://www.instagram.com/p/DZi1uoMhqyZ/
>>155308838>>155308857Had a pea, crab and pancetta risotto for dinner.
hahaha Kane is dressed in construction gear! woo lettumavit vol-kano!
lol
faceberg normalised putting your real info online. before that it was seen as a big no-no.
You guys are genuinely my only friends
t. never gave his postal address to a 34 yr old woman from Texas when he was 12 on Yahoo chat
>>155308892West Coast is the wealthiest club in the largest sports organisation in Australia. They'll be fine. However, Soccer Australia is fucking cumming in their pants after that game and I don't blame them. It's enormous. If they can turn that into a knockout stage appearance with a win against Paraguay it will be huge for Soccer in Australia. The momentum will drop off, as it always does, but it gives them a huge foundation to build upon for the next couple of years.
Why is it so cold in perth
>>155309018Winter innit?
do you ever get so horny you consider trying dick
>>155309018We'e killing the planet.
>why is it cold in winterGroundbreaking science questions from West Australia
>>155308884must've been happy with the (you) success you had the first time you posted this
>>155309026The usual low is 11 in June but it’s getting down to 3 this week
thinking back to anon who made himself crook by eating too much honey because he saw ginni do it on the footy
>>155309028Pretty envious of gay/bi guys, they can go on Grindr and go hook up with ease.>tfw I will never know this joyfeels bad man
>>155308682Reckon you'd need to have sex first
Fun things are fun
>>155309042you dont know anything about me cunt
>>155309060imagine being able to have no-strings sex within 30mins
>>155309070
>>155309072know youve got a small dick and crave attention and have family issues. thats enough.
>>155309069Reckon you can go fuck yourself you FUCKING NI-
>>155309084sounds soul crushingly empty desu. even worse than just being alone.
your words cant hurt me only she can do that to me
Me? Weather and temperatures dont phase me? Don’t talk about it ever, dont think about it just get on with it
No word slices as deep when used appropriately as the n word
>>155308884 this was an unprompted repost on your behalf.
>>155308994yep same
we could all be great mates and have fun watching the footy irl but it will never happen as we are all scared about being the next meme photo
>>155309097kek
You blokes ever find a tiktok sound that sounds so good it feels your whole body with euphoria only to look up the full song and find out it’s a 15 sec part of a mediocre song?
not giving the afl any money until they fix holding the ballsimple as
Cannot stop stuffing my face like a fat pig. I just crave sugar.
we should bury the hatchet and have a nrl/afl meetup
>>155309133I’ve tried many meetups but no one ever shows
>>155309152/nrl/ is full of boring sportsball nerd losers/afl/ is where the fun is, which is why they post here, same as the soccer spastics
>>155309142>tiktok
I’d probably vomit if I met one of yous irl, I know the dirty fucks yous are deep down
I've had gastrointestinal issues for a year now
>>155309124nincompoop?
>>155309152It's been tried
>>155309171Try some psyllium husk
>>155309162Yep. /nrl/ is full of normies also they’re all like 35+
some of you faggots must be underage judging by the posts in here
>>155308621it's part of the culture please understand
>>155309056I eat honey every day. How much are people eating that it's making them sick?
>>155309188No but Steven May
bunch of fucking pooh bears in here
>>155309152pattaya again?
>>155308621he blew his nose on the opponent, it's really not that badgross, but not a stabbing or anything
>>155309185>also they’re all like 35+There's a fair few of those here too.
>>155309202this but micksperg on my lap in an aussie pub
Can’t stop getting drunk every night, been doing it like 5 years now kek
>>155309152imagine i replied to this with a gay porn webm and said pic related iykwim haha
>The Solomon surname is a patronymic name of Hebrew origin, derived from the biblical given name Shelomo, which translates to "whole" or "peace" (from shalom). It is widely used across Jewish, Christian, and various multicultural lineages globally
>>155308643Collingwood's list is going to look like a used onahole once McRae is done with them.
>>155309208Not too bad if they have families but then they wouldn’t be keen for a meet up anyway. If they don’t they’d probably be too depressing to be around and ruin the vibe of the group
Nooo dont post gay porn i hate it
what happened to the guy that posted playboy shoots and stuff? why has all the porn been gay lately?
>>155309133Can only imagine the meet up. That one bloke showing everyone tranny porn on his phone, the other one with IBS telling us he shit blood again, and then one guy screaming about shoving things up his arse.
>>155309208Average age of 4channers is 38.
Holy fuck bros I can't believe Solomon is a jewish namewtfffffffff
>>155309268all me btw
bro...
>find dads playboy mags as a young fella>no boys inside
I hate all of you, you don’t know ball, but I love you all too…
>>155309275yeah. I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I hope it's not because I'm one of them. Just saying there's plenty of 35+ that post in these threads.
thank god im not that old im 34
>>155309298>Playboy mags>All the women have nice classy bushes, even using a merkin if necessary>Internet porn nowadays>All the women are shaven clean, pretending to look 8 years oldZoomers never stood a chance.
Will any girls be coming to the meet up?
be a drain, be a burden, contribute nothing
leave's almost over. toil looms...
Hope that thai girl comes :^)
when you brush your teeth tonight, consider this.>youve never met ANYONE or heard of ANYONE who works at a toothpaste factory
>>155309298Friend used to know where his Dad's porn mags were. Use to give them a suss. Biggest strangest looking cock I have ever seen. Vagina's look all munted like a stomped on roast beef sandwich. I was scarred for a while.
>>155309332You're a fucking idiot
>>155309359wtf
>>155309359Probably produced overseas
>>155309362Really makes you think.
>>155309379
I remember showing my mate porn for the first time but it was at the age of 14 and everyone was taking the piss that he’d never seen porn before looking back i regret it he was a very innocent kind kid
>>155309401did you mjo
what would we talk about at a meetup?
>>155309332>All the women have nice classy bushes, even using a merkin if necessaryWhy do you think women like Pam were using merkins for their shoots? It's because women were already shaving their pussies in the 90s.
We’d all have /afl/ open and we’d comment on the posts there but irl
>>155309401used to give this indian boy in my class shit about having never jacked off beforeacted like he was the weird onenow he's married with a wife and im still jacking off
>>155309417same shit we do in hereaustralia, politics, women, porn, the job market, tv, vidya, music, /x/, prozzies, a bit of footy, shit on mickhead, nrl, soccer etc.
>Former AFL star Nick Stevens has been jailed for defrauding multiple families who paid him to install pools, leaving some with giant holes in their backyardoh but when tradies do it its ok
i am the most schizophrenic man itt
>>155309362not gay but i have to admit dicks look wayyy better than vaginas>>155309359makes me think of the willy wonka tim burton flick
>>155309417The weather
>>155309451>australia
>>155309417Favourite Straffo memories.
>>155309458paid a few poofs to install giant holes in my backyard iykwim haha
>>155309417favourite high scoring grand finals
>>155309538>>155309538>>155309538
>>155309422Because girls who do porn are fucking whores. Playboy made them class up and promoted a healthy image of what a woman should look like for young boys who found their mags.
