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previous /hoc/: >>155182768
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canesies Will win :)
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the leafs of the nba just won the championship. anything is possible
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someone turn off the >laffsbot it was malfunctioning last thread
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>enters thread
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>>155247835
Yeah, but >laffs aren't from Jew York, so they're shit out of luck.
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Who will win tonight?
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Good morning Canes Nation
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>>155248016
eat rock candy
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>>155248006
gary will force a gm7 for the revenue
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>The UFC fight is happening the same time as tonight's game
Yeah, no one is watching this.
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*Oba Femi struts into /hoc/*
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god, I love you guys
/hoc/ is life bros
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>>155248101
gary humiliation
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>>155248230
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Huomenta
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dropped a very splendid morning rielly
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>>155248230
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We need an official song for the winning team, /hoc/
what do you got for carolina or vegas
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>>155248969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPrnduGtgmc
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>>155248969
idk something from hurriganes
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huomenta /hoc/nation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To4SWGZkEPk
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>>155248005

> ((( laffs )))
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>>155249151
cute boi
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Good morning /hoc/

>rags
>laffs
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>>155249206
our taters :))))
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>>155247711
Finish the job Randy.
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If I could ask Connor Bedard anything, I would ask him to bounce his bussy right on my cock.
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>>155249233
>>155249287
Stop it. Samir has sads and will cry, and stink.
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>>155249403
new email signature
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>>155249403
i wouldn't say a single word to him I would listen to what he has to say and thats what no one did
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ded swedes
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i hate the avs so much bros
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I think the reason I get so tired of listening to redditors whine about sharter fart all day is because I'm watching hockey to get away from the world's bullshit and these retards insist on dragging it back in
it's like they think you're not allowed to relax or unwind, you're supposed to be mad about politics or civil injustice at all times. that can't be healthy for the body or the brain
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every game is personal to me. fuck your team nigga.
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>>155249990
Yeah McKinnon is bitchmade soft pusy, like Aho and Jarvis.
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>>155248230
I love you too <3
However today is the final episode of this season of /hoc/
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>>155250011
whenever trannies start kvetching about politics i just think about the guy from office space that says two chicks at the same time and based jagr
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>>155250142
oh we don't say the f-word here
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>>155248052
Sunday night game will have better rev share
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>>155250212
what about the Dolph Ziggler word
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ded sport
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>>155251029
/hoc/ has been underperforming since the olympics
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i miss nurse already
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>>155249990
Good news, they are still eliminated.
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>>155251434
why does his face look like that and why does his head look like that
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>>155251434
jeans tight enough lmao
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>>155251902
Definitely laffs bound kwab.
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>>155251434
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thinking if the canes win tonight they might just win the whole thing
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i'll delete my /hoc/ account if marnbitch puts up a single point tonight.
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With the playoffs ending tonight, can we admit this has been the worst, most soulless playoffs of the Gary-era? (Minus the bubble)
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>>155251574
technically once the finals end all of the teams are in contention for the next cup
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We all took Oilers hockey for granted. Sad.
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>>155252156
shut up bitch the good guys are about to win their second cup
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>>155252190
eat cock randy you dumb sunbelt can't skate retard
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>>155250201
she looks underage
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>>155252355
she wasnt althoughbeit
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>>155248006
Script had Carolina winning at home in game 7. Did Gary make a last minute change?
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>>155252190
>Entirety of reddit and Heated Rivalry "fans"
>Good
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Rough day at the gym but at least there’ll be fun hockey on later
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>>155252711
Source?
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>>155252711
Ill go after the game.
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jagr thread
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>>155252738
Can you coach me to bench more, Pekka? I want to go from 2pl8 to 3pl8
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>>155252856
No sorry man i'm rookie too trying to fix years of back pain.
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>>155252856
follow that asian guy from florida's method
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Wtf this semen slurping still final not over yet? Get on with it Gary, no one cares anymore and we all know EM wins
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shan't be watching
shan't be posting
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> if the Knicks can win it all, have some faith, the Leafs can win it all, too.
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>>155252934
Thanks. I’ll check him out
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knights play today only two games left bro's
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ONE MORE WIN
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>>155252936
this. even eurobros have moved on to lesser football
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>>155253077
his handle is ufpwrlftr or something. He does some sort of pyramid routine. He has the largest chest I've ever seen and he's just a normal guy with a 9-5 job and a wife and kid.
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Wouldn't it be nice if these games weren't 5 vs 9?
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>>155253103
no one cares
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Wouldn't it be nice if these games actually had the knights and sharter fart show up instead of just starting and farting over the net profusely?
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>>155253217
I’m happy to see a wagie succeeding :)
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>>155253446
t. blind retarded ref
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>>155253646
t. Extremely assmad vegass golden dogshits tranny
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>>155253682
yikes bud kwab we don't sign our posts here
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>>155253710
Meant for >>155253646
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>>155253929
oh yea ya boilin kek no milly
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>>155253646
yes it's the refs fault that your coach used a challenge on the most obvious non-goal in history or that your goalie let in 3 goals in 30 seconds
the knights are just shit lad
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>>155254115
>yes it's the refs fault
preach!
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>>155252190
Yes, a sunbelt team is clearly one of the good guys.
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>>155254170
>laffs
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>>155252190
>bunch of jerks
>good guys
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>copey being this astronomically assravaged her team is garbage
Lmfao don't worry tranny no one cares when you lose today anyway cause the WC is on and are over hockey. Should ease your assmad some kwarfb
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>>155254255
>l-lmao
kwab
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>>155254289
>9th n-no y-you ahh post in a row
Kwab stay boilin'
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>>155254347
copey raped you today show some respect
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>>155254238
that's right
I'm sorry but You People wouldn't get it
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>>155254347
no milly
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milly alcock
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>>155254520
she is superg rill
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sharter farted lets in 6 goals
vegASS loses 6-3, 6-2 most likely
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Goodmorning and happy Copey elimination day to all
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>>155254745
careful bro copey and her vpn alts are in precopeposting mode
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>>155254661
>>155254745
believe it or not gentlemen but this is the same faggot
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imagine being so mind broken by copey that you begin to believe every other poster is him
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>>155254845
loving the schizoing out. rod raped and buckbroke you
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What are the betting odds for Sharter Fart to let in 4 goals?
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>>155255100
100%
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>>155255100
dont make bet bro you wont make any money since we all know he will
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>>155255295
I'm not degen enough to play. Also they make you jump through loops to sign up. I can't even bother to give out an email address.
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>>155255036
cmtsu
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>replying to yourself via vpn
embarrassing
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>xhe's still going
take a walk bud
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>>155256209
>imblyign
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>still schizoing this hard
imagine the absolute state when you lose toknight
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positive vibes only guys
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>no milly
imagine indeed kek
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For me, its Curacao.
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>>155258234
don't give gary any ideas
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won two lost 1 in magic so far bro's
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>>155259226
are you in the back of a card store?
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This soccer is so diverse and inclusive I now believe EM, you filthy animals.
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>>155259226
magic hasn't been good since the first tarkir block
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>>155259391
why suffer sweaty nerds when arena exists
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>>155259226
that's still a decent record
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im gonna take a nappy. see you frens at puck drop tonight?
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>>155259226
hmm yes very nice unfortunately I sacrifice a food token and play a cat...
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>>155259944
sleep tight fren <3
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>>155259944
Me too, nothing happening and draft still away
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>>155247711
Can randy pull it off tonight
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>>155260164
you know it
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>>155260164
Are you actually doubting them not being able to rape the golden showers? Lmfao retard.
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>>155259226
what's your best commander deck for me it's kenrith
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>>155260472
told ya once already we dokn't sign our posts here
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Staal gets the Conn.
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run roh xhe is schizoing out again
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>>155261120
Marner?

FLUSH IT DOWN
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>How about another 2OT, Gary?
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>>155261230
3OT ackshually and vegass loses
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>>155261230
>Gary has to wait until apehoop finished
>sunday night game 6
>triple OT
>everyone went to bed to wage Monday
Grim
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Bumping /hoc/ to keep it from getting raped by divegrass niggas
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>>155260472
The golden showers are known for rape
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>>155261139
we don't narrate our days here
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are we human? OR ARE WE DANCERS
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slopdown? cancelled
the magazine? gay
simple as
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>>155264487
I still don't know wtf you're on about.
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Playing some Pokemon before the game
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>>155259628
it really was all downhill after that
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sometimes I regret having sex in high school because I missed out on magic and pokemon
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hey dude fuck you
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i caught them all in the summer of '99
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>magic
>pokemon
>high school
That was elementary school shit
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Will I have to flush the Marner I caught tonight?
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>gary STILL hasnt closed out this semen slurping finals
tick tock nigga. nba is finally done and we're talking about diveygrassy now
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aw shit
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>>155265432
finally time to start watching the series
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>>155265432
Keep that weirdo with the gloves away from it.
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>its in the house
yeah its over for the golden marners
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>>155265072
did you ever cry when you tamagotchi died?
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>>155265666
No I had dinky dino and use to speed run that shit
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>>155265336
yup
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huomenta
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Unironically neither of these shit teams deserves to win the Stanley Cup. This finals has been a competition to see who can lose more games
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>>155266727
Who deserved it then?
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>tamagotchi
for me it was gigapet
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I was rooting for Vegas but after seeing the Knicks win last night I dont care about this series anymore
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>>155266727
carolina's only lost 3 games and 2 of those were in the finals
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GAME 2 OF THE CALDER

GET IN HERE
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>>155260284
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>>155267110
They played the two worst teams in the east then a montreal team that came off back to back 7 game series against the two best teams in the east.
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>>155266996
My Islanders
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>>155267203
sounds like one of those other "best teams in the east" should've worked harder to secure a higher spot in the standings

the real best team in the east is Carolina, buddy
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>scoreless draw
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>>155267294
Most teams don't get to beat up on the short bus known as the metro as much as garolina
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Kitties would have heemed the redditcanes and golden turds by now and would have enjoyed the USA footy match in person tbqh.
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>if the canes win it's an asterisk cup because.... because it just is, ok???
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>the city of Toronto
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>>155267424
all I hear is cope cope cope cope cope
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>Hurricanes
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columbus takes the metro next season
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Gary
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>>155267950
how do you figure?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJtiepwpKFw
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>>155267927
4chan wizard vs tiktok tarot witch...
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>>155268389
with violence and skill
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STUPID NEW GAME PLAY IDEA FOR GARY:

FIELD GOALS: Tendies can make lobs toward the Blue Line to accomplish field goals
NOT FOR POINTS: but for opportunities to "wave off" legitimate penalties
>and a scale of 10, how fucking stupid is this idea?
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>>155268994
that's a solid 10 on the "retarded bullshit-o-meter" so I'm sure it'll be added next season
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>most dangerous draw in Rosemont
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STUPID NEW IDEA FOR GARY:

Actual Laser Pucks that are visible to the TV viewer, with a promise to one day make laser pucks visible from the stands
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>to the city of Toronto and all of Ontario by extension
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>>155270144
Are all of them fagtards?
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gary has summoned storms over DC
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3 more hours bros I don't know if I can make it
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Gary is dropping the puck after the White House brawl kicks off?
Is he retarded?
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>>155271110
Sad
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>>155271687
Yes
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>>155261120
If he scores again and they win it, absolutely.
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stella
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8pm "start" on a sunday night with a huge UFC card and multiple world cup games. Gary is a fucking faggot.
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>>155274013
I hope we're more popular than ivory coast-ecuador and sweden-tunisia
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>>155274379
no one is watching sweden - tunisia (shit game) so no worries there
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>scorefull draw
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>>155274013
Gary should have wrapped up the league by memorial day
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>>155274013
Yeah
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>>155250212
faggot
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>>155274013
The nba and nhl should have ended before the World Cup idk what their thinking
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put a fucking puck on already gary
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>>155275469
gary should have started the game earlier. us wagies have work tomorrow
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>city of Rosemont
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just watched Japan win by drawing
really strange sport that
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>>155277113
>dumb cunts not even facing the ice
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My blood pressure feels higher than rods
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>>155277147
Oh wow good for them i thought they were losing
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>>155267547
This but Vegas
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done with magic bro's
won 4 lost 2 head to head then I won the commander pod
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>>155277113
@gork make them fat chola bulldykes, a better representation of female hockey fans in the sunbelt
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>>155277460
>transmander
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>>155274013
>>155274379
>>155275218
>>155275456
Actually bros, it seems like that ufc event is going to shit and could be canceled. Storms are brewing in DC that could fuck things up, lmao
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>>155277484
Sure thing!
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>>155277792
Every woman my age is fat and I'm still a virgin
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>>155277774
Don't believe the lies the libs place in the weather report
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>>155277792
god I hate this
fat women aren't human
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>>155277947
But it's funny to believe it would :(
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my hockey team needs me
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Posting from gym
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Over the past few years ive noticed less people talking about hockey and more and more talking about other sports...
Basketball, baseball, and fuck im even see commercials for fucking soccer, a sport almost every Canadian used to say was for faggots.
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>>155277774
Something about muh lightning.
Good thing hockey is indoors.
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We're getting a game 7 because of the other event. Gary needs the money.
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So we all agree the Canes are gonna Absolutely smash Vegas tonight, right? Like a 5-2 blowout. Vegas has been completely demoralized and Karlsson is done. I genuinely don't think they stand a chance. The players are tired and Tortilla is getting completely out coached.
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>>155278169
I feel like it's the opposite in the states. I hear way more people talking about Hockey than I ever have in my life. Granted, I think part of that is the fact I live in NC and the Canes are the talk of the entire state right now, but even in the past few years I've seen an uptick in hockey mentions.
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>>155278465
dont worry
marner always performs when it counts.
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>>155278465
I don't expect farter to magically start blocking everything and getting less than 3 goals won't be enough.
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>>155278169
even making a world cup 20 years ago would have been a gigantic national event for us, hardly anyone cared in 2022 and while there's some buzz for this one, it's nowhere near what i would have expected especially with us playing games at home
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Will Marner ever get to tell his story of getting raped by Nylander?
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>>155278526
Definitely the case in Florida, dolphins and marlins are total ass and heat are trending down.
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>more dangerous draw in Rosemont
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Things happening today:

>Canesfederacy wins
>Sharter "cant get it up" Fart gets reverse raped
>Vegass shows how fraudulent they and the west are
>Torts bfto'd
>copey btfo'd
>Rod wins
>Reddit wins
>most important of all, EM wins
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my marlies are up by 1 with 3 minutes left
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he's ready to kill bros
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and hart
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>>155278917
he even dresses like a rapist creep
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>damage control
love 2 c it
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How many will SHART let in?
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>>155278917
nice hourglass figure
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>>155279021
A minimum of 4 obviously
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my STUPID FUCKING MARLIES
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AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>155279021
if he lets in 4 again he'll never live it down
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absolutely no chance the marlies are doing dogshit in OT
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finna storm hard bro's might lose power
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can't stay for the game cause I'm watching with family :( shall check the 'chive when I return
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>>155278778
dont forget.. >laffs won the trade

>>155279021
4-6
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>>155279315
Is there anything you want me to post for you while you're away?
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>>155278778
>>155279375
You know, this wouldn't be such a big deal if hockey fags weren't such colossal simps for "rape victims".
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>>155279261
same. under a Tornado watch
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Shan't be watching, but I'll congratulate Rod the Bod on his cup preemptively.
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where my bussiboyz at?
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>>155279427
could you post the ric flair gif when the canes inevitably get the empty netter in the last minutes?
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>>155279515
Will do. Enjoy the game with the family!
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>>155279261
it's a sign
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>>155279261
stay safe fren :)
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>>155279469
Where are the dicks :|
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Emily Kaplan looks like a SLUT. I bet she lets guys put it in her butt
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>>155279480
stretching
getting loose
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>>155278778
thanks for the summary
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>>155279060
a little surprising he's aware of tailoring. rare to see a good taper on a hockey suit.
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>>155278886
>>155278917
Matrix fags?
It's like 106F in Vegas right now.
LOL
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My Marlies! :-D
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>>155278886
>>155278917
Fags lmao
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Subban lookin fly
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>I really like how discount don cherry is dressed
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Hoping for a carolina win because I hate (((stone))) and (((keichel))), but I also want something to watch on Wednesday night, so...
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>>155280476
>discount
Right...i guarantee (j)e(w)spn is giving him top dollar just because he is a blow hard racist piece of shit n____r.
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DROP THE PUCK
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>>155280633
We're AT LEAST 54 minutes away from puck drop.
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Hurricanes fans are apparently taking over sports bars on Las Vegas Boulevard
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alright bros whos jersey should I buy
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>>155280741
that can't possibly be comfortable
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>>155280821
Gary's
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>>155280741
based
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>>155280821
staal
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>>155280892
we're used to swamp heat with 99% humidity
desert heat is nothing
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>>155280741
It looks just like pic rel
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>>155280964
still hot as shit retard
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>>155281224
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>>155281224
I guess that's normal for a group of fans who put their mouths on each other's cocks.
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>>155281065
Florida shouldn't be on the bbq
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rod the bod... gets the nod
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almost knight time bro's send your eknergy pls :(
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>>155281224
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Emily Kaplan looking like a dimepiece
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>>155281224
God, why can't both of these gay ass teams lose.
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>>155281224
this is one of the more gay and retarded gay retard things i ever seen
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not in the mood for hockey tonight
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E.M.ily look HOT tonight. God damn, I would do dirty things to her while I made her shekelbergstein husband watch from the cuck chair.
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>>155281504
liar
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>>155281520
>Simping for this bitch
Fucking insanity
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UFC UFC UFC!!!
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emily "the crease" kaplan
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>>155281573
and a happy month to you too, faggot.
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>>155281561
nah I don't want to watch a 3 hour game followed by cup ceremony tonight
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>>155281520
lick the seam
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picked up kitty and got shit on my arm
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>>155281573
>he doesnt know about the emily simp
lurk moar newFAGGOT
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Who does Jordan Staal hand the cup to after he raises it?
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>>155281593
so, you got all you can handle for the year with the KINicks game? copy that, Tower, the pattern is full
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>>155281664
Wes
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>>155281224
Fucking gross.
>>155281344
We know all about grilling after a hurricane with no power.
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>>155281664
kotkaniemi
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Torts is benching kolesar tonight. Absolutely based move.
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>winning the Championship in an away game
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>>155281764
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>>155281721
seethe more
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>>155281802
Home games have been mostly shitters, a fitting end.
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>>155281770
kane owns that buck
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>>155281520
Jesus, what a goblin.
Goblin my NUTS
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>mfw hockey
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>>155281879
How did bitchvander's season go this year?
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>>155281622
sad :(
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Is anyone else posting in both the /hoc/ threads and World Cup sticky threads?
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Emily Kaplan is a coward because she won't just shave her head like everyone wishes she would
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>>155282064
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>>155282064
>trb posting kids again
someone call the FBI
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Are we rooting for a game 7 or just want gary to put us out of our misery tonight?
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>>155282064
>>155282140
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>>155282105
The World Cup is already over
>Finland won the Gold
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>>155282170
xhe rb why do you have this saved on your computer?
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TVD
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>>155282193
>allowing one of those people in your room for longer than them to perform their job duty
Yikes
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is shart still starting
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finally some good fucking sports
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>>155282193
I'm kind of done and I think Vegas is as well.
Good run but Canes will finally finish the job.
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>They're giving all this spotlight to the Canes
Wow Gary, way to show who you plan to have win tonight.
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Knights in 7
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vegas is too banged up to win 2knight
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Knicks in 5
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Knights in 6
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Subban taking Vegas 3-2.
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WHERE'S THE BIG ASS HAT

IT'S MORE POPULAR THAN ANY OF THESE FUICKS
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I wish Sens were playing instead....
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>14 minutes to puck drop
ffs Gary
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hello frens and good morning! :D lets hoki!
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liberty liberty liberty
liberty
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Last digit is the number of sharts Sharter Fart takes
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carolina fans literally do not exist
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>>155282422
...
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My starsies would booty blast both of these semen slurping teams
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Canes and Knights in 12
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which network/stream doesnt have that black guy?
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>>155282406
Guten Morgen, Ya

=3
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My rags would semen slurp both of these booty blasting teams
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>>155282445
>saars
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>>155282461
TVA and TSN, hopefully
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>>155282445
get your sissies past my oilers first nigga
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It’s gonna happen again caneschads
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drop the fuckin puck gary I need to get to bed
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>20 GA
and they're still riding with him?
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it's bussi o'clock
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>>155282533
thx
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>>155282613
Hart doesn't take no for an answer, or so the libbies would tell you.
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holy cringe
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Lifelong since ‘97 Canesbros

Who here /lifelong/
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of course you reatards hate fun
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oh fuck me not more disney on ice shit
be honest with us, copey
do you actually like this shit, or do you just cringe and get through it?
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Vegas is so fucking cringe
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>tfw spent several grand on tickets to game 7 while in a manic episode so now I need carolina to win so I get a refund.
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>>155282754
Whole city
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is vegas the spiritual successors of the mighty ducks?
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Stop this cringe show and start the game.
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What the fuck is going on
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LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>that dead-eyed mother over there doesn't like Mickey on Ice, and I can't imagine
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Can these faggot retards drop the puck
Game was supposed to start 20 minutes ago
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chat is this real?
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this would be based if any team besides vegas did it
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My whalies!
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>>155282715
Dad's company had season tix for their first year in GBO, went all the time.
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>>155282775
This is advanced retardation, stay based
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who needs a good goalie anyways
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>>155282818
commercials
Thank Gary, finlad
>thanks Gary and all of Gary's sponsors
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>it's knight time
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Between the UFC and the World Cup /hoc/ will never get a sticky at this point.
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12-1 vegas final
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Alright, the UFC fight is delayed a few hours, so now I can watch both events. Based Weather Man controlling the machines and creating a rain delay.
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mickey mouse organization
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He's real pissed off right now.
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unleash the shart
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>>155282917
>raped retard replying to xim/xerself
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>"LOTS of red in the crowd..."
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>>155282934
i had forgotten about that event. good thing hoki is on
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USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA
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Dubs and Canes win.
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>>155282961
Maybe he should play better instead of being a little weak-jawed bitch.
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>>155282975
>Carolina... the delegates...
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>sign language for the national anthem
>network doesn't even show it
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MUTE
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>>155282934
the weather man needs to cut it the fuck out because there is a giant severe weather advisory banner on my screen right now and i will shit myself if this stupid shit is on screen the whole game
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Steve Aoki's dad owns Benihana and his sister is that Asian girl in the first couple Fast and Furious movies
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the callouts during the anthem will never not be cringe
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for the laaand of the sneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
and the hoooomee of theeee feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
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ffs...this ASL shit during the anthem is fucking retarded. My fuck.
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thanks for this off-season frens!
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>>155282869
>most boring series evah
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I think if the hurricanes score more goals than the knights they’ll win this thing
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i t ' s
t i m e
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yeah everybody get hyped by.... alex pietrangelo
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>>155282869
ynr that the flyers were actually good enough to make the SCF in the past 30 years. Same with the Sens for that matter.
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Is bussi in
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>sh4rter f4rt
we still call them marners btw
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>>155283168
Where the hell did you get this retarded notion?
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>marner
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>20:22
>game still hasn't startedr
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>>155283147
I appreciate you typing up your complaints for the hearing impaired
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>>155247711
>World Cup gets a sticky
>ufc gets a sticky
>/hoc/ doesn’t
Why do mods hate hockey?
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SSCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>155283082
THE CUP, RAHD, HAND IT OVER
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first goal wins
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>game starts
>stream immediately drops down to 128p
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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SCARRRR
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>>155283210
Yeah
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I wonder if that one anon who said he bought tickets to game 4 and 6 is there.
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DROP THE FUCKING PUCK GARY
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Why was hart such a faggot about playing for the flyers
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>>155283224
cause this is a General, not a game thread, thank God
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>>155283224
stickies are for sticking all the brown people in a corner for a couple hours instead of them raping the catalog even worse than they usually do
>>
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Gentlemen.Shart your engines!
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>some shit tier soccer game gets a sticky
>ufc gets a sticky
KWAB
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
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>>155283321
That makes this the whitest thread on /espee/
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>>155282406
One last game for the road.
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>>155283150
they call carolina the hurricanes
CALL ME GOLDEN BLUES
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>>155283321
>he doesn't enjoy seeing what people come up with for the OP images every thread
Sad.
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>>155283321
I heard brown people post csam of sticky threads
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
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>/spuh/
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carolina is not a cup caliber team, they are a conference final caliber team given a huge break by facing the retarded kids this year
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>>155283210
we're bussin tonight fr fr
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>a fucking rock
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Can’t really tell what part of Hall got hurt.
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>>155283460
I agree, my Toronto Maple Leafs would've destroyed the playoffs this year
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Shart
Farter
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>>155283321
Unironically no one cares about hockey. There's the WC, the 250th unironically rigged UFC and this garbage stan lee series.

Which ones do you think people are watching?
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>>155283504
he sprained his bussy
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Bussy lookin sloppy
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>>155283460
so, it's a College Football Championship caliber performance tonight
copy that
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BUSSY MENTIONED
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>>155283521
And my rangers
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>>155283430
it's insane how much pedo shit there is in the world cup threads
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>>155283431
I genuinely hate retards like you. No other sports threads do this stupid shit
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>>155283536
No one really cares about Ivory Coast vs Ecuador tbqh
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SCARRRRR
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>>155283568
>bunch of third-world shitters get together in one place
Is it though?
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>v1gass
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SCAAARRRR Canes
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I went with a stream that's like 2 minutes late but I can actually see what's happening on it
NOBODY SPOIL WHAT HAPPENS
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>v1gass
>>
SCARRRRRRRRRR
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>>155247711
>golden showers
KWAB
>>
SCARRRRRR
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>the city of Sin City
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>>155283623
you're right
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IT WAS 0-0
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>V1GASS
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>>155283504
I don't think he's hurt.
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>Shart
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SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTER FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!
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>>155283536
>60 min ngububall slurper
riveting stuff
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>sH1rt
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It was possible to stop that puck.
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He's sharting already bros
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>tay tay hall
Uh oh
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oh marnie? marnie? whats wrong marnie?
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HE JUST CANT STOP SHARTING
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>A city started by mobsters
>A city started by mobsters
>A city started by mobsters
>A city started by mobsters
>A city started by mobsters
>A city started by mobsters
>A city started by mobsters
>>
TAYLOR HALL
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>v1gass
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>It was
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>>155283568
you know it's fucked when it happens so often people turned it into a light hearted meme
>uh oh pablo posted it again LOL!
>>
over status: its
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>>155283321
Maybe hockey fans could make an actual gamethread or literally any post whatsoever outside of /hoc/
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Goal 1 of 4 against hill
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SHARTER FART HAS SHARTED HIS LAST
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>taylor hall
WADAFAG
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LET THE SHARTING COMMENCE
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HOW MUCH SHART CAN A HART SHART SHART THAT A HART SHART FART SHART COULD?
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>hill on the bench
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If Hall gets the Conn Smythe, he's going into the HHoF, right?
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Taylor Hall said that one was for EM
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We call them Hart now.
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SHART DOES IT AGAIN
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WHY DIDNT HALL PLAY LIKE THIS IN EDMONTON?!
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Meh, at least Hart got to jizz all over EM's fat titties 7 years ago, right? R-right?
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mix in a save sharter like holy fuck
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>>155283699
Toradol baby. When my wife had our kid they gave her some. I made a joke about the nurse sliding some my way and she didn’t not appreciate it.
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>>155283805
cuz hes gay
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HE KEEPS SHARTING
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Buffalo Sabres legend Taylor Hall
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how long till the arena starts clearing out
I give it the start of the 3rd
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>>155283805
Hall wasn't the issue in Edmonton during his time there.
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My Tay Tay Hall :)
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>>155283807
no that was bud to trb 4 years ago
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>>155283714
Erm ... what about this semen slurper finals?
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Looks like our little retarded friend will be stuck at one milly
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it's the final SHART DOWN
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>>155283729
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>>155283805
lol, lmao
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>>155283918
>>155283918
>>155283918
NEW
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>they are not called marners anymore because... because he scored 6 goals against the anaheim ducks okay??
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>let's go canes chant drowning out the home crowd

It's so fucking over
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>>155283729
We call them marners here
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Where is Mitch Marner? Didn't this guy have the Conn smythe on lock a week ago?
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