/nfl/ + /mina/#thankyouLenny
>>155248691Anime
>>155248714Based
bump
go back to philly and dont ever come back
>other thread died at 380Sad
>>155252798At least he showed up, unlike Walker's zesty ass.
Mina thread?
Based Trevor Lawrence enjoyer spotted at the World Cup in Houston.
>>155254417lol. i guess the hawks had no chance of ever re-signing him kwab
>aldon Smith blew all his millions of dollars and became a homeless drug addict >heart exploded when he was starting a job working delivering pizzaA beacon to the community
>>155259434thats not true
>>155258478>couldn't stay healthy>kept dancing in the backfield instead of finding the running lane>got asshurt he couldn't get carries>asshurt that McDonald and Kubiak liked Charbonnet more because he would actually cut and go like he was supposed to>Charbonnet blows out his knee in the WC>literally HAVE to be the feature back because the next option is George Holani>all this in a contract yearIf he keeps that consistency with the queefs fine but I don't have much confidence in that. His owl MVP is a complete meme, should have gone to Dickson/Myers or Spoon. The fact he got 15m is better indicator of the absolute state of KC's run game
>>155259559Tis
>>155260336do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>155248691
He's right you know.
>>155260210he will sit out at least 5 games
This World Cup stuff is overstimulating.
>[Highlight] Brandon Aiyuk: “Coming to a endzone near !!”
>>155263789Belt status: comin
Just you WAITIt's LITERALLY Josh Allen's turn this year he's earned a Superbowl appearance
>>155269590Nah. He gets hurt. It’s Lamar who loses to niners. Their draft was good.
>>>/wsg/6173424F
>>155269590
>>155273594Anon...
pretty sure the bears are winning it all
>pick a shithole to host soccer games in>it's such a shithole that the soccer games won't even happen
there is a non zero chance that Caleb Williams is getting increasingly frustrated that his ass clapping is making another mans erection fade.
Greatest match AT&T stadium has ever seen
>>155262777Yeah
>>155248691Isn't it funny how a team never played a Super Bowl at their home stadium, then it happened in back to back years?
>>155280167>gaydy + kronke ramsnot surprising
>>155253262First time?
>>155248691>>155283896was it on purpose?
Panthers gonna shock the world and win the division easily
i wish i had some bussy rn
The Rockies scored 23 today that's more [your NFL team] scores most weeks.
>>155287480>>155287480>The Rockies scored 23I didn't habeeb it, but damn. Get it together, Sacramento A's.
>>155287549Tied their record.
Whoops, no it didn't.
>>155287480To put it into perspective, the Denver Broncos scored 23 or more in just 9 games in the regular season last year. A 44 piece on the Dallas Cowboys being the high.
>>155287690didnt the giants do this
>>155287748Look, man, we don't have it in the budget to update the memes.
>>155287810I opened Photoshop for this.
>>155287690>>155287748>>155287810>>155288247I updated this when it happened but seemingly nobody ever saved it
>>155288403Because it's funnier that it's wrong lol.
>>155289810the Reddit thread is just people calling him a rapist
Ynr 70-20
>Prosecutors accused Lee of asking ChatGPT how to get medical help without calling the police. He asked the artificial intelligence assistant whether a fall could cause bruising to two eyes and “two stabby looking wounds,”Another Kansas City Chiefs Superbowl champion behind bars
>>155262777>handegg could become canon in your lifetime
>>155293473Zero chance in hell
'fraid so
>>155295870Ryback on the raiders is gonna break the game
>>155284940
>>155289810Incomprehensibly based,
>>155295870Bix Nood gon give it to ya.
>>155290091I wouldn't know.
>>155248691>breakfast in bed.jpg
>>155299361so much optimism on that play
Did anyone else get exposed to their foot fetish via the nfl? I'm embarrassed to say that I caught the illness midseason after that commanders broncos game and have been nonstop looking at bo nix foot fetish porn on deviant art and twitter. Am I the only bo ethisiast here or is there others who got it from a game this season?
>>155290091just like every other reddit thread ever
>jameis winston helped pick up trash with all the Japanese people at yesterday's soccer gameI knew he was a weeb
>>155307693No, I never developed a sexual fetish watching men play sports.
>Rams should be doing mandatory mini-camp this week, but McVay cancelled itShame. Even though last year's minicamp was literally just a group trip to Hawaii.
>The #Broncos are signing veteran WR and @TheUFL offensive player of the year Hakeem ButlerLmao
https://talksport.com/football/world-cup/4332915/harry-kane-nfl-brandon-aubrey-dallas-cowboys-contract-england/This can't be real lmao
>>155311071would renowned players like Messi and Ronaldo becoming kickers at the end of their careers generate more international interest in the sport or just make turd worlders seethe?
>>155311071>>155311158Literally who?
>>155312782Wait nvm ikr pissi cuckitoni
>>155310055He's half Japanese.
BOINK!
>>155313279deadass?
why would the jets give a massive extension to some dude with a 79 rating in madden
>>155263789what causes this?
>>155313279He literally isn't
Thank you RG3 for defending Michelle
>>155310055dont care hes still a rapist
>>155273594Goff has thrown a pick in the owl.
We should have never allowed those convicts to have that god forsaken island. Sending them to India would've been the better deal for all of humanity.
>>155316803You misread my job application. It said male seeking handegg job.
>>155320603I agree we shouldnt allow our presidents first lady to be desecrated on the lawn of our great nation. Especially when b lack women are stigmatized as looking like men and being bald.
The Connecticut Bills
>data analyst job with [local NFL team]>$16/hrit's not even entry-level
>>155320603
>>155322685those are cushy "dream jobs" for people who are smart enough to make money on the side, or have already made enough money elsewhere to take a passion gigthey are not 4 u
>>155322685I dont see how you could even get a job like that without a direct connection to that teams front office
>>155322685Better than working fast food. Plus you get to be in an NFL office!Top running backs in the NFL (in the correct order, but some may have a different order):McCaffreyHenryRobinsonGibbsTaylorBarkley
>>155325374achane clears
Reminder that McVay has not been proven wrong about Goff.
>>155325644What did he say?
>>155325374>bears had a top 3 rushing attack with d'andre swift and a seventh round rookie"elite" RBs are such a meme
>>155325738>While humor is subjective, this man is diagnosably an idiot. The way he presents himself and speaks just screams moronic stoner dropout. I very much doubt this man child even completed high school.>And this is not a harsh assessment. It is a simple and accurate one. Nothing but nonsensical drivel ever spews from this mans mouth. I very much doubt he has had a single intelligent thought in his entire career. Guy is an outright moron.
>>155325738It's not what he said, it's that he traded him away. McVay told the whole world in that moment, Goff wasn't the guy to get that team over the hump. In 2024, it was very popular to say the Lions won the trade. Rams were a hospital team in 22, Lions beat the Rams in 23, and the Lions were the 1 seed in 24. But Goff has yet to take them over the hump, and so McVay's skepticism still appears correct.
BumpDon’t let divegrass win
>>155327027>and the Lions were the 1 seed in 24Take me back
>Source: James Pearce with Falcons, expected to attend minicampCrazy how this league works
>>155328929it's not a competition little bro, there is no football happening and there is no reason for this general to exist until training camp starts
Good timeshttps://x.com/mlfootball/status/2065905800581615913?s=46
I got Texans Rams in the Super Bowl
>>155333333
>>155263789Can't wait for the inevitable psychotic meltdown when he fails to make a roster this year, is forced into retirement and realizes he's never getting that money back
>>155332945Is this image real? Can't find it noted anywhere else. Patriots and Cowboys are missing.
I love the Minnesota Vikings and feet.
>Hello based department? It's ya boy Sammy D
Happy Pride Month!
Yeah, I'm thinking we sign Diggs AND Aiyuk
Why are WRs always insane?
>>155337458Least physical position that's constantly making big plays. They develop an inflated ego.
>>155337458my bengies have two elite non diva receivers
Niggas don know bout da belt
>>155340129Ngl i don't mind getting da belt on my bussy from time to time
>>155311158It'd just make the players end up using the NFL kicker position as their retirement home. I don't think the fans would care much about that.
>>155340566SHEEEEEEEEEEEESH, lil bro ZESTY
>>155328994They're still sorting through the legal stuff iirc but if he meets all the requirements for that diversion program he'll still be suspended 6 games minimum
I had no idea there was a supplemental draft. Who is drafting Sorsby? He seems radioactive.
>>155341467do you have a webm of him doing anything of note against a real defense
>>155341580Inb4 the Chargers aren't a real defense
I have better ones. One of these is a top 5 in air yardage pass from last season
>>155341655thanks
>>155341655>>155341850pre-bye the chargers defense was badthis game was pre-bye
>>155342660Yeah, yeah, I get it. There's always an excuse
>>155342785skinnier caleb williams
>>155342785shittier caleb williams
>>155342785>>155342932>>155342954my b i meant skinner cj stroud
Revenge season loading
>>155341550>Who is drafting Sorsby?The Rams
>>155343849lmao they got enough headcases
>>155341550He is a bad bet. Therefore, it will be an inept org.
>member i beat da lions dat one time?
I want a hairy naked man to hold me
>>155338306Chase is 100% a diva, but he's in a good situation offensively (when Burrow plays) so he doesn't have much to complain about, put him through the shit Jefferson has to go through and he would've demanded a trade ages ago. Higgins is chill though, WR2's in general are pretty easy going
Sorsby to the raiders. He’s gonna be a kid in a candy store in Vegas
Tampa Bay gets Sorsby for a 5th
>this fuckface won a ring before Allen, Burrow, Lamar, Herbert, and Mayfield
>>155348129Hurts-tier coattail rider
>>155341467the redskins lost that game somehow
>>155349402>Lawd deliver me from litter bottles
>>155349283It's a good thing you don't know ball otherwise there would be a 3rd convict the official thread. We have enough penal colonists.
What's stopping geno from laying pipe on joshie and the other two shitters? The jets are gonna surprise everyone by making a random ass owl run.
>>155349705geno?the quarterback whose team won the superbowl immediately after he left it?that geno?
>>155341550No one, he’d have to be a first-round talent to be worth the trouble but he’s a day 2 guy at best
>2026 Bears vs Ravens ratbirds go in massive favorites off a 15 win season and lose a close game. Both teams will have a combined 14 turnovers to a 26-17 win for the bears.>2027Bills vs Cowboys bills win early although the score is kept competitively close 34-27>2028Commanders vs Bengals daniels fumbles in the last minute of the game and the bungles win by two via last second field goal. 29-27>2029 Chargers vs Lions goff plays like shit but the chargers try to let them make a last second comeback. 18-23>2030Texans vs Seahawks Seattle leads the half however the texans dominate the next half to a commanding 33-20 win
>>155350362Holy sovl fuck the ravens
>>155278240are any of them english? or just paki & rwandan refugees?
>>155349214That idiot kicker...
Thë wørlđ ¢ü₱ ïš ₣ü¢kïñg gå¥
>>155350825you got your ass beat in new orleans and have been seething about it ever sinceshe is a muttmerican btw
DOWN IN NEW ORLEANS
reminder; europeans are listening to the offical song of the Denver Broncoshttps://youtu.be/1vrEljMfXYo?si=gB44lIk-eH5j9ixE
>>155350362No anon you're leaving out the Chiefs
>>155352139that songs about the opposite side of the country though?
>>155336286Surveys mean nothing
>>155352335>literally write the song in colorado and fluff it up for normiesyea sure
>>1553521832031 Chiefs vs Seahawks, Mahomes gets his career ended and the chiefs lose 44-10 while Sam Darnold wins one more and tells the jets to go fuck themselves
>>155336286>Ass-Fucking Conference
>>155352767the 2 guys who conceived and wrote most of it were driving through Maryland
>>155353018My QB has glass bones & paper skin. Every day he's not hurt is something to be happy about.
>>155348935His last two seasons as a passer are beyond anything Jalen has or will achieve in his career.
Chiefs nation, we are so back!
>>155354875delete this shit nephew!
>>155354412Mods and jannies hardly lurk /nfl/, that means anons are reporting your posts. I see plenty of things that violate rules in these threads that don't get deleted, your posts always gets deleted.
violate this bussy
>>155355463Well what do we have here?*unzips dick*
>>155355452today anons learn that you have a much higher chance of getting banned if you are being fucking annoying
>>155354760This thread has been marked Serious. Please post accordingly, and remain on-topic.Any off-topic or joke replies will be deleted.Please report any inappropriate comments for moderation.
>>155355452this. only people I ever report are fur/pokefags posting fetish shit outside of their containment areas and kiwi when he's being an obnoxious spamming faggot.
>>155248691/nfl/ would be dead without Mina
>>155355889The Kiwi is a schizo NEET who lives off both his parents and welfare. He was raped in 2016 in New Orleans and then was kicked out of Australia for being a drain on society. Typical Ravens fag tbqh.
Sheduer Sanders will win and owl before Lameme. Let that sink in.
>>155357402neither will win anything
>>155357366>raped in 2016wut??
>>155357366Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek still obsessed with me spastic? I have work in an hour btw but yea bro "NEET" o algo>>155357676its just spastic head canon. i think i triggered some jew over the years so now he comes here every so often to say that im NEET, tries to kill myself, got deported from aussie and a bunch of other stuff. he probably just misses his foreskin lol
>>155355463Caleb is first but you can next player
>>155357935>kiwi anally gaped in the sweltering summer of New Orleans
Think this reffie is seethin' that smith got a ring?
>>155357676https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149942065>OI WUZ GAPED!!!
>>155358332>>155357366>>155358384This explains so much, ty anon
>>155358384https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46410327/steelers-qb-skylar-thompson-robbed-ireland-sourceseven Quarterbacks get mugged. shit happens when you travel solo. I didn't get raped spastic. stay obsessed anyway im off to work. try not to miss me too much
>>155354760
"I didn't get raped!!!!!" -Guy Who Got Raped
>>155359043Babish was brave, too. Believe all victims.
>Foreign Nationals praising my stadium and city:)
>>155358903>bring up his confessed sexual assault>he then 'has to work'
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>155360359Is that the Kiwi on his way to become the male Bonnie Blue?
>>155360359What am I looking at
>>155361842The Ravens wide receivers pulling a 2016 Giants
>>155362046what?
at least The Jets/Giants stadium is being used for a better Purpose for once
A Chief fan from Senegal
Reminder that no one gives a shit what team you root for, so stop opening your posts with, "as a ____ fan, I"
>>155364805>picks the blackest player on the team to wear the jersey offitting
I think the jets will win 7 games this season
>>155365391when did they change the preseason to 7 games?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DKX-2pa-UESUPER MINA CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sexual assault is not funny nor is it /nfl/ related, unless we're talking about the Chiefs.
85 days until NFL kickoff week 1 and roughly 222 days until Ravens-Broncos AFCCG can't wait lads it's gonna be some certified kino
Mendoza is gonna start after the bye
mina or laura. who you taking?
>>155372690for trivia? minafor sex? laura
>>155372690>brainsmina, big diff>beautymina, big diff>ball knowledgemina, big diff>homely>laura, big diff
>only 3 bussy postsyall slipping
>>1553730513 is 3 too many. I’m adding that word to my filter list
>>155372690>even her neck has wrinkles disgusting
>>155373110>filtersounds like reddit is more your speed
>>155372690Which one is less likely to bring up the term “EPA/play” in conversation?
>>155373249
Ankle status: stronger than ever.League status: fucked.
>>155373249>smirking because she knows she'll drain you of all your semen hot
>>155374069He hops like a bird. Who is the back up to progeria Mormon famous. It’s like that one movie with robin Williams where he ages fast. He’s got the ability of a 50 year old man
Lil baby Bo Nix gonna get squished by the Chargers this year.
how long until he's back in jail?
>>155375719how much longer does mina have until she's wrinkled up like her mom?
>>155248691Guys iltge CEO of America has spoken. We need a new name for the sport. What should the NFL be renamed to?
I'm right
Holy fuck this site is such a blast from the past. I haven’t been on here in at least a week
this is the average bo nix fan
Have a question for handegg fans. Would it be possible to have a line of scrimmage at the very edge of the field?Not like within the rules, but if there was a weird handegg ruleset that allowed a line of scrimmage at the edge of the field instead of just the middle, would it break the game?
>>155377365The line already goes across the whole field, it's that the ball has to be placed on or between the hashes. If you placed the ball too close to the side, it wouldn't break the game in an interesting way, I'd break the game in the sense that it would just be bad
>>155377150Whitest broncos fan
>part of the offseason where the only news coming out are which players have gotten into legal trouble, are retiring, or have diedSeptember can't come soon enough
>>155377600Yeah i know that thats not currently in the rules.How would it break the game if it was implemented. Assume that any scrimmage after the 1st down could line up at the hash marks.
PATRICK AT THE WORLD CUP
>>155377980>How would it break the game if it was implemented.Mainly, in how the offense lines up. If the ball is right on the side of the field, then the offense has to be in one direction. Lets say the ball is on the left side of the field from the offense's POV. Everyone would have to line up to the right of the ball, and the ball would HAVE to go right. So it'd limit the effectiveness of the offense.
/sp/ in August will be funHow many people will keep saying soccer is the #2 most popular sport in America fucking clowns
>>155378181I already have World Cup fatigue
Literally one """bad""" season (good by your team's standards) is all it takes to declare the end of the dynasty, kek.
>>155378317yes
>>155378317Mahomes won 6 games in 15 weeks then tore his ACL
>>155378060His wife has a very lusty face. I can't explain it.
>exact same argument used to discredit the Giants' last two Super Bowls ("You weren't actually that good, you just went on a hot streak and then got lucky when it mattered") now being used to discredit the Knicks winning the NBA FinalsWhy do they hate it so much when New York is successful? They never do this with Boston or Philly teams.
>>155378415because your city is arrogant and celebrates so violently
>>155378462>celebrates so violentlyIt's the gentrifiers and Johnny Come Latelies who chimp out and they do it in part because when Philly chimped out over championships everyone told them how passionate and what wonderful fans they were.
>>155378269I like the World Cup... to root for my country onlyI wish the raped self-hating American soccerfags would stop running their mouths, soccer is the most boring sport I've ever watched.
>>155378415>Why do they hate it when my city is successfulNigga you don't know the half of it
does mahomes deserve to be the highest paid QB by such a large margin?
>>155378618Yes.
>>155378618he's been to as many owls as the rest of the active starting qbs combined so probably yeah
>>155378618The real question is why Josh Allen is getting paid that amount.
>>155378618whole list is bonkers
>>155378782I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it, my estimation of Josh Allen as a man just fuckin' plummeted
>>155378681you pay for future performance, not past performance
>>155378836I read this in Joe Buck's voice.
>>155378848best predictor of future performance is past performance
>>155378618I mean, yeah of course. >>155378848Sure, but of the established QBs, who would you pay more? I'd get paying one of the young guys like Gayleb or Gayden more. But Mahomes is still clearly the best vet QB
>>155378782Bo nix didnt cry when his season was over...
>>155378911riddle me this: why is joshie so highly paid if he's made it to zero (0) owls?
>>155378991It's his fucking year, chud
>>155378963Because bo isn't a competitor and doesn't care about winning
>>155378963I bet he flipped out like this.
>>155378991because josh is a pretty good QB, but mainly because the Bills front office is high on crack cocaine
>>155379017this year's owl was played 4 months ago
>San Francisco 49ers Expected to Release Brandon Aiyuk Before Training Camphttps://www.sportsboom.us/nfl/exclusive-aiyuk-to-be-released-by-49ers-soonSTOP RUNNIN, THE BELT COMIN
>>155379127Lame, he's gonna go to the commies.
>>155379027UH OH STINKY
>>155378618I'm glad Daniel Jones is still making bank and I resent the Giants front office and how they got the fanbase to buy their PR spin of "Dexter Lawrence is just being greedy!" hook line and sinker when it was clear that Dex wanted out not because he wasn't getting paid enough but because he despises our GM who somehow got a contract extension coming off 7-27
>>155379127Redskins defence is still mediocre but the offence would actually look kinda nicey with Aiyuk as their WR2
>>155379232>the offence would actually look kinda nicey with Aiyuk as their WR2Revenge season loading...
>>155378162Yeah, thats what I thought. I was wondering if there could be an american football style play that could be the equivalent of the lineout from rugby. But realistically teams would take the lineout scrimmage for 1 down an then return the play to the hashmarks at the center of the field, as it would be too hard to mount an attack from only 1 side of the line of scrimmage.Would it break the game to allow penalty kicks on goal from the point of the penalty rather than the hash marks? Like an american football version of rugby's penalty goal?
>>155379368>Would it break the game to allow penalty kicks on goal from the point of the penalty rather than the hash marks?We don't have penalty kicks. The punishment for a penalty is an adjustment of down and/or distance. But kicking from outside the hashes would just make things way harder because of the angle of the kick.
Commies will never overcome their twink QB
rate ann michael maye's funfetti loaf (sourdough mixed with jelly beans)
>>155379607I deserve this...
>PEEL ME FROM THE SKIN>TEAR ME FROM THE RIND>DOES IT MAKE YOU HAPPY NOW?
>>155379607The goyim have gone insane.
>>155379708ann only fucks guys who played in the super bowl
>got home from work 3 hours ago>only just feel like I've finally unwound enough to really relax>have to be in bed in 90 minutes for work tomorrowHoly fuck, how do you wagies do this? Is this why everyone takes drugs? I want to go back to being a NEET and talking about football all day while jerking off. I hate this so much. I can't even keep up with NFL news because I can't browse 4chan at work
>>155379457Oh. I was under the impression they could kick for goal in NFL like rugby.And yeah, the difficult angle is the point in rugby, they dont want the game to become any more of a dour kicking contest than it already has.
i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP
>>155380392it's called being able to afford to live in a nice home in a good neighborhood, drive a fast car, afford to buy the stuff you want, and being able to retire.
>>155379607>sourdough mixed with jelly beans
>>155380017>Hands Drake a spoonful to try it>He fumbles the spoon and the dog eats it
>>155380017How boring is this bitch
>>155380017So drake maye lost his virginity a few months ago?
>>155382598No, but Ann-Michael did
Why do NFL stadiums look so much more aesthetic when hosting soccer?Is it the real grass?
>>155382733:o
>>155383626They all just look super generic now. Like stadiums you could find anywhere
>>155383626>FIFA will shell out for real grass but the NFL jews won't what a joke of a league.
The Denmark divegrass team kicked more points than the chargers kicker did in Gillette stadium during the wildcard game
I forgot we had a Japanese kicker on the team
>>155385011Japanese league
Just a reminder that the NFC Norf is the best division in football.
