NASCAR Cup Series at Pocono RacewayGreen flag 1:21 ET on Prime / 160 laps>Streamshttps://dd12streams.com/nas2
First for Kyle "hey, nigger" Larson
>>155253553bvsed
Taking a break from soccer to join you (I don’t collect these things, I just bought it to put in my toolbox for kicks)
>>155253466Seems like they should do something with Ham(lin) sandwiches
>>155253466The racing marathon afterparty
>>15525403124 hours of Darlington when?
>>155253466The nightmare scenario is so bad I’m cheering for Hamlin.
Coffee status: brewed Peanut butter and jelly: eaten Nap; finished Blanket status: over me Yeah, its NASCAR time
>>155253466Drunk. Eating leftover Italian. Playing a game on steam. And watching my boy BAMF win.
>>155253466YES MUH GOD AND YES MUH COUNTRY (fuck this “signer” though)
WONT YOU FLYYYYYYY FREE BIRD
>>155253466USA USA USA
>>155253466Carson Hocevar has been involved in 21 incidents with 30 drivers this season so far
>inb4 muh god, muh army, muh 'murricacringe (as always)
wat
who?
>>155255272Shut up thirdy. AMERICA FOREVER!
>Benjamin Franklin and Betsy Rossayy lmao~>>155254031are you me?>>155254062my body is ready
Can't believe they resurrected Ben Franklin and Betsy Ross just to start the race
>>155253466What kind of low IQ faggot slop is this?
I love the Prime intro
>>155255385>Shut up thirdy. AMERICA FOREVER!
>>155255566Why’d you post a picture of yourself?
>>155254338Dennybros keep getting stronger
Video games and anime
>>155254062there would be no cars left by half way
>>155255803>>155255804Incredible
I thought green flag at 3 est?
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITYLETS GET TRICKY, BOYS!
>>155255803>>155255804based
>>155255964was moved forward yesterday afternoon
>>155255964moved up because of rain, and since they're on streaming they can move it a couple of hours instead of 30 minutes
If Blaney doesn't win I kms
I alwyas forget how fucking wide Pocono's front stretch is
LET'S GOOOOOOO
Hopefully this will be better than yesterday's shit show
biz-idea: (re-)starts at pocono being 3 wide
That plastic bag really demonstrated what dirty air does as they drove over it.
>>155256071It's the only good thing about Pocono
Was watching some old NASCAR and my god Kenny Irwin sounded like a massive fag. If that nigga didn't hit the wall at New Hampshire he'd probably be the next Michael Waltrip.https://youtu.be/sSSK5ZufeAk?si=yYXSVAY8TEIKOKLj&t=9611
BEAT OF THE RISING SUNYOU GOTTA TO FEEL THE DANCEITS ALWAYS IN YOUR HEART
8
9 laps in and it's already clean air slop
>>155256958gimmie's interview last night was funny
>>155256958Hate this shit
why are there so many kyles in nascar? i've never met anyone named kyle. i knew a lyle once.
I live in South, NJ and I’ve only been to NHMS in Loudon. Is it really a pain in the ass getting into and out of Pocono Raceway?
Is Pocono the worst track on the schedule?
>>155257098what was it, didn't see
>>155257291new hampshire exists
>>155257240There’s just as many Jimmys
what's your stance on stage racing? good or gay?
>>155257291At least it’s not a gay road course
>>155257459I hate that track too >>155257518Gay
>>155257518Just toss debris back on the track just as one of the superstars is about to go a lap down like in the past.
>>155257518I'd like it if there were no cautions. Also too many points compared to the final results. When I went through a points system in my head, I ended up with 100 points for a win and 7 points for a stage win.
>Kings Hawaiian BananaWhat the fuck is even going on anymore, man?
why the cheers
>>155258086The flashed Danica Patricks stinkhole on the jumbo tron.
>>155258071You don’t think that sounds good?
>>155258155bread is supposed to be a neutral, subtle thing. Not the main event. jmo.
Someone wreck that faggot 11
>>155258230that bread is gonna take my mayonnaise sandwiches to another level
Does anyone else think the stipulation from the lawsuits for Denny to win this year?
>>155258469No I think they’re just letting the Toyotas cheat
>>155258357Don't forget your black pepper
>>155256041Didn't know Betsy Ross was THICK like that. I would show her my half mast flag.
I'm a little excited for next weekI really fucking hope someone crashes into the harbor
>>155257518Stages are alright, Stage cautions are gay
i got chinese food
>>155258745I guarantee you Zilisch will find a way. He can't keep a car straight.
>>155258830basedwhat did you get?
>>155258932chicken chow mein and steamed dumplings
>>155258745You think they'll put arm floaties in Bubba's car just in case?
>>155259017Kek I was going to say something like this
>>155258830Don't get any chow mein on your firesuit, Kyle
Danielle Trotta baking me a cake for my birthday and giving me a head massage before taking it out of the oven.
Next time you go to Pizza Hut, get the Ultimate Tavern on stuffed crust with jalapenos instead of tomatoes
>>155253466I do like kings Hawaiian but this minion thing is getting obnoxious D: good awoofternoon awoofternoodle noon frens
Mr. Yazoo has cheated up these goddamn Yoders too much!
>>155257518Planned cautions are indefensible
He gon chase heem dahn the center of tha race track.
>24h race is over>fag1 is over>/comfy/ /turnleft/ is on>massively sleep deprived>pizza in oven>beer is coldyep, life is good. KANPAI~
>>155253466KWAB
NOOO ZANE
kwab
>zane sm-ACK
>>155259317Kanpai!That battle was pretty kino>and crash
>>155254031That's me right now. I literally just woke up from a le Mans nap.What did I miss?
>>155259317what is the frozen pizza of choice in Germany?
>>155255804Hell yeah!
GREEN GREEN GREEN
Oh, look, faggot Toyota is leading. I just can't get away from this shit.
>>155259764she's so toxic, leave zane alone
reminder that pocono has 6 corners>>155257310it was with radio le mans, he was drunk
>>155253466Zilisch yet again
>juan>shitters
Breadbros...
sloppy juan
BIG JUAN>>155259764>>155255804Now its official>>155259728Gonna eat pic related very soonish. It is very alright and tasty. But I have also other favourites
SVG is kill:( :( :(
>>155259317Fren <3
>>155259959oh wait, nevermindhe is still moving
logano just spun zilisch for no reason at the enddamn you fat hill
what is 33's problem
when you're back with the squirrels you get your nuts cracked
>>155259169That looks fantastic.
Its not Hill's fault that shane ran berry up so high
I'ma say something real and I won't apologize for it! Chicago "pizza" is lasagna confirmed by Pope Leo XIV
>>155260076It is
>>155260101Bobby Hill shouldn't have taken it 3 wide there
hey Zilisch won't finish last this week
28th commercial of black people eating food
>>155260313He aint never making it to funkytown
Was the race delayed? I didn't see O'Reilly's or trucks having this problem D:
>>155260395a good skit would be like an advertising meeting where a black guy has an epiphany and suggests that a white family be in the commercial because the stats say white people buy their food and all the foids heads blowing up because they wouldn't know how to navigate that whole situation.
Anyone watch Ryan Blaney going undercover as a jew?
>JHN fastest lap on tires 20 laps older than the rest of the fieldthis seems like an issue
>>155260706Do what now?
>>155260767Aerodynamics were a mistake. Race on the moon.
>>155260855>punt someone off>gets ejected into orbitI like that idea
Where did Legacy find all this speed lately?
>>155260706Did he go to Rog Penske and suggest they put Raja in the 2 car for some YouTube content?
what's the fuel window
>>155261105Trust the process.
>>155260855Make every track a vacuum tunnel.
>>155261105The court room.
>>155261241Please tell me this is photoshopped
rain in 5
The green Busch lime car looks nice
At least its cool outside, Id hate to lose the cool shirt in a couple months somewhere
>Ad breaks on a bootleg of a direct stream.
>I've got to drink a bunch of Celsius so I can whore myself out after a 16 hour day
any catpetters
>>155253466May you be blessed /turnleft/ ! Drunk.Just arrived.FUCK toyota!
>>155260785
>>155262109It's the same picture.
>>155262109Ryan Bleinstein
THAT JONES BOY!!!!!!!!
9/11
>>155262643
You will never be a deadbeat trailer park dad in the 90s with rent due watching the intimidator beat and bang his way to the front instead of working or spending time with your children.
>>15526264311/9
>>155262957kids are outside in the walmart plastic pool having fun. they'll be okay.
>Trimble trimpac GPS system 1991YWN know
>it's another "Denny dominates the season but can't land the chip" episode
>>155263455my favorites
Solid day for BAMF so far
What are your favorite color schemes /turnleft/
>>155263523>my favoritesSo sad though, Tex. So sad.
>>155263654He has a male “roommate”
>>155263764after a certain yearly income, that's super gay.
>>155262065>please_like_me.jpg
>>155263764>>155263811>Men can't closely associate without fucking each otherPut the gay fanfics down
>>155263731NAPA! I also like the Chili's livery of Hocivar and the Menards one, too.
>>155263731
>>155263832
>>155263896If I was him, I’d have my own place and be banging a different whore fan every night.
>>155263764He gets his bottom split wide open
>>155263731larsons valvoline is propably my fav one
South Park should do an episode on Chris Chan and Denny
>it's another "SVG gets his ass kicked on an oval" episodeThis shit isn't easy.
>>155263731Orange AxaltaGreen Busch Lite LimeFranchitti's Dollar Tree truck
>>155253466Jimmie just figured out the yoder cheats it seems
>>155263896I personally don't think he's gay, but the public perception of a millionaire having a male roomy is that he's gay. Aaron Rodgers got the same shit. He had a male roommate when he was mega rich.
>reddit
Mearsbros...
What the fack man. Rim failure
These wheels are shit.
You picked a fine time to leave me looooose wheeeel
>case'o beers
The wheel was like >Fuck this im outta here
>>155263978I’m guessing you were a big Michael Waltrip fan
>>155264136>ovalhmm
>fuck this shit I'm out
>>155264216If I was mega rich I'd give all my boys free rooms. It'd be gay not to really.
i thought the race would begin now.i fucking hate divegrass
>kryle
>>155264518return to bias ply tires
>>155264477
>>155263265>walmart plastic poolCompletely underrated. Best $10 you can spend, even on the hottest days go get the lawn chair crack a beer, stick your feet in. Pure kino.
>Jesus Christ
>>155264614Why the fuck am I Mexican?
>HAMLIN BANGED HIS WIFE, BUT OUT OF TURN 3, NEMECHEK BANGS HAMLIN OUT OF THE WAY, JHN WINS AT POCONO!
>>155264541>i fucking hate divegrassReasonable, anon. Reasonable.
>>155264526I'd buy them some house they could live in. Nasty mother fuckers would not be living with me.
>>155264614>based Mexican0
>>155264477Meh, he's kind of a goof. I just always support the NAPA cars because they are in so many series I can instantly have a car to follow without knowing anything else.
doing stuff for my associates and i get absolutely jump scaredalso winrar roll
>zilisch malding on his radio because daddy didn't buy him a good car
>>155264795MCQUEEN?
>>155264726This is AIDS in visual form
welp, see you next week
spin that fuckin 11I know we have two road courses next so he'll finish 25th both times but cmon
>>155264797the new car sucks
Speaking of Pocono how did Davey Allison survive this but he couldn’t survive a little helicopter crash?https://youtu.be/cBaShyCyClA
>>155264924he's retarded
>>155264795Is that the ice skating girl?
>>155264797Well if he needs a sugar daddy he can HMU
>Petty Enterprises will never win anything again
Is the San Diego race going to be based or will SVG win by 15+ seconds?
>>155264795Long time no see, i made your request you wanted
>>155264924the stick exploded in his hand
>>155263731My favorites? :@ tide ride, Petty blue, though I grew up a Gordon fan so Dupont 90s too :3
Oh, look. Hamlin is a full second a lap faster than everyone else here, too.
>>155264982>SVG win by 15+ seconds?Yes.
>>155263731this and the mac tonight, but the mac tonight always gets posted, so i'll post this one today
>>155264999need this but for Hocevars pit crew
>>155265146
>>155264999Also, every Andretti team in IndyCar
>>155264999bless you dear boy, i was just thinking about this earlier in the week.eternal endless blessings upon you and your family for this
>>155265196the only good batmobile is the 1989 and tas first season
I heard you really like the Ford Taurus around here, so maybe you can help me choose my mail order bride for tonight
>>155265455#3
>>155265096>he thought LMC/RPM cars ever stood a chancewew lad
>>155265196Now that's cross promotion. >>155265442>the only good batmobile is the 1989It's definitely the best. I had a die cast of it when I was a kid.
>>155265455Number 8, the Mobile 1 car and it's not even close.
>>155265556>Now that's cross promotionIt became a brief tradition
No more cautions boys
>>155265147
>>155265547I thoose Hendrick's cars might be cheated up enough to catch him.
>some guy ran across the track and somehow got lost in this swamp
>>155265733That is the actual Long Pond the town is named after.
>>155265455#2
>>155265706Kek, very nice.
guys... does denny have a chance?
>>155265455Dale Jarrett for sure, I would have said Rusty but I HATE that scheme
>dibbs
has the next gen car ruined NASCAR auto racing?
>>155266112This race win was promised to him by God 3,000 years ago.
>>155265455When I was a kid my dad used a Rusty Wallace blanket as a curtain. We were poor as shit but I miss those times
>>155266264which jarrett scheme?
>>155266450Oh fugg. UPS!
>>155265715>I thoose Hendrick's cars might be cheated up enough to catch him.You might be right
>>155266442Everything about that post is based.
>>155263731in this race:91922the monster cars are cool too
>>155266264I'm just split on which of the Taurus diecasts have the most accurate body and decal placement since last night
Why is Denny trying to dismantle everything Reddick did this season?
>>155263731all time fav are the jeff gordon dupont cars
>>155267045mayfield's 12
>>155266863I don't know but I personally approve if only because I hate Reddick more than I dislike Hamlin when he's not criticizing NASCAR
>>1552654552 > 8 > 5
Would Pocono be better if it had a turn 4?
USE THE CLUTCH YOU RETARD
Bell is driving with one hand btw
>>155265706thanks anon
>>155267291These cars made people forget that exists
>>155267299is he jerking it with his other?
>>155267299and he's going to finish outside the top 10
>>155253466NIGHTMARE SCENARIO
DENNIS ALLENPENISNAKEDMICHAELWALTRIPCOCAINEHAMLIN
penniswinslol
I KNEW WE COULD DO IT DENNYBROS
>turn up the volume to get a crowd reaction>nothingkek
Well, that was kind of a snoozer ngl
>>155267683overcoming the flaws of a yoder
What the fuck is wrong with Bell?
call the field Gomorrah the way Hamlin has been sodomizing them
>>155253466Something needs to be done about these cheating yoders
>lell out
THREE IN A ROWHAMLINION WORLD DOMINATION
Boooooo!!
>>155267781wrecked last week and broke his wrist?
So what's the moral of this race?
>Bell
>>155267128That diecast from Team Caliber might be the closest to the actual Mayfield Daytona car reference I have, assuming of course those actually have an accurate downward slope profile on the nose which I doubt is actually the case on ANY of the diecasts. Might be why the NT2002 models look bulbus too, if they used diecasts for example. When I looked at the real car and saw how far down that nose is sloped I had my doubts it was even a superspeedway car in the first place as opposed to a speedway car. Or maybe the valence is just making an optical illusion.
>>155267908Denny really is NASCAR villain
>>155267908Save more fuel, don't race with a broken wrist, Petty needs to cheat harder to win
>>155267908Drive a Toyota
what an absolute dogshit season
>>155267908Bad endings for motorsport this weekend
>>155268048How would you change it?
>>155268124TOTALTOYOTADEATH
>>155267908Indycar was right in drop pocono off scheduleAnd yoders only win through cheats, just like lemans.
>>155267908Michael Waltrip
>>155267908KFB dying was in the small print of the settlement
Like chilebro said I want hamlin to win the chip this year so Mark Martin can stake his name as the greatest to never win a title. And partly because he lost his dad and parents house.
>64 wins>0 championships>76 wins>7 championshipshow does this make sense
>>155268124Have a proper technical inspection of the Toyotas.
>>155267908KEVIN HARVICK
>>155268289Fetal alcohol syndrome bitch vs fat black bitch
reddit forgot how much of a choke artist he is
Why can't we have cool intros like this again?https://youtu.be/xrqpaKtLZWQ?si=EeJacPNMhwWhXWgz
>>155268186 >posts you can hear
Fuck, I'm way too tired to lift... here we go.
>>155268618Nightmare scenario
It's starting to get goodAlso KFB is currently 29th even though he's removed
>>155268618>Bubbles back on the bubble>the absolute STATE of RFK
>>155268834Nightmare scenario
>>155268897chris is doing well he just needs to fucking winwhat happened to the guy who got 3 wins back in 2023
Reddick sounds depressed
>>155268238due to the amount of races in a season, nascar has always rewarded consistency over outright winning, pennis has had hot streaks where he seemed set for the title but crumbled in the end a few times
>>155269077good
>>155268618Amigos, we're closing in to the top 6
>>155268618BAMF fans it’s over
Denny is the fourth driver to win 3 consecutive races from pole. Petty, Allison, Waltrip.
>>155268852what cars do you have in your collection?
>>155269700Mostly ones from before 2001 when I was a kid, then some more recent ones from Ollie's during their new year sale.I am going to give some away in these threads at the end of this season.
Prime is awesome. Brads reviewing SMT data like we're a fly on the wall in monday debrief. >>155268852I want ice cream with Nanoha
Next 2 races are road courses so SVG is the favorite
>>155271412Hot bet for next weekend:Austin Hill's only career Cup top 10 was at Chicago and he's the only driver specially allowed to run both Orly and Cup at San Diego.
amigo always gives fun interviews
>>155268852The trees and ice cream truck are a nice touch.
>>155270114Based, king.
>>155271636I like his accent.
>>155265733how many bodies are buried in there
>>155277050Furgeddaboutit
At least they took 2 cheatin yoders
>>155278154It's not even funny at this point.
