SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>155263023So did the Germans curse themselves or did this uncurse the curse they got from Brazil?
keeeek
>Curacao = Brazil
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Who cares?
>2026 WC has no mem-ACK
Fucking faggot krauts are at it again holy shit.
>>155263023rude to our lovely friends over at Curacao
Germany got justice for Oliver Tree after Brazil murdered him :)
>>155263023To be honest curacao took it way better than the huezillians. They managed to last at least 1 half without it being a complete emberassment
Historic game
Someone screenshot this. This match will make Germany so cocky that they will lose by one goal against Ivory Coast on Saturday.
curalmao
>>155263023Kek
If you change the fonts, it's pretty much 1-1Congrats to Curaçao
>>155263023I would enjoy this more if i wasnt currently trying to get a splinter out of my big toe
topkekwhat kino
>>155263023this is not funny
>>155263023its not a score you get against every team. Maybe brazil, but not everyone
>group stage first match>semi-final against football "powerhouse"score could've been 10-1 today for all I care. nothing will beat the humiliation of brazil's 7-1
Pretty genius. They negated the humiliation of conceding a goal to KINOcao by converting it into the meme.
>7:1You KNOW this is an Omen rightThe teutonic terror is rising and you slowly begin to feel it
>>155263023
>Germany gets a 7-1 score while Neymar is injuredWhat other parallels to 2014 will happen?
>>155263023Imagine losing by 7 goals, lol, lmao, couldnt be me.
they got brazild
>>155263023PLEASE BE CHAMPIONS TO FUCK BOSTIL EVEN MORE
Increíble
>>155263023>>155263023>Wearing that shirt at the gameWhoever that person was, he will have a fruitful life for the balls alone.
So if Curacao plays Brazil it would end 1-1?
>>155263023Those are some real Germanic looking goal scorers lel
>>155263306a second 7-1 has cursed your team. you will lose in the semi final
bros, look up pics of Blue Bay Curaçao.we all have to meet up there some day... or in the great beyond.
>>155263396nil nil
>>155263246how'd you manage to get one in there?
ZUG ZU ZUG DER ZUG KENNT KEINE BREMSEN!
I want a black gf bros. Its not fair.
>>155263273kek
>knackiges 7 zu 1How did he know?
>>155263321Host nation out in semi-finals?
>>155263023>7-1 Brazil>Historic Football Powerhouse getting kwabooty blasted in their own house. Mocked relentlessly.>7-1 CuracoThe Little Guy vs Big Industrial Football sure he got his ass kicked but he made the bully bleed. The Winner of our hearts.
>>155263456You're in America - walk outside or move to a blue city
Delete this thread right now.
>>155263419
>>155263023This sucks. I want germany to lose so people can use me like a bitch after the match to degrade me even further...
>Germany - Saudi Arabia 8-0 forgotten already
>>155263023I missed it. Is there a replay anywhere?
Anyone has a webm of the Curacao offside goal?And who volunteers to teach them the rule?
>>155263419i want to live on a nice island like this. No snow, just sand and sun and the best seafood and no people, just the sound of calm waves and wind.
>>155263512they still look happy
>>1552635312002 was magic.
>>155263443third world 70s semi detached housing
>>155263456I commute to work on a bus and often sit behind a cute black girl. She smells nice and i sometimes daydream about her.
>>1552635121-1 had me sweating ngl
>>155263529Wait until you play against a real team
>>155263529I'll beat your faggot ass for free, you don't need to ruin my sportsball for that.
Big difference though. Brazil was high level, these guys play at your local park it was a blatant freebie game for Germany
>>155263529God i love Germans.
>>155263512Wtf are you talking about the entire Curaçao team are bought foreigners, underdog my ass, it’s even less communal than big industrial football already is anyway
>>155263585my ass puckered up on that 1-1
>>155263023lol
>>155263023You now remember Bernard (Happiness in the Legs)
>>155263590yeah that makes it even worse for Brazil. Curacao put in a way more respectable effort
>>155263512>>155263560also by the 4th goal Brazilians were already leaving the stadium crying and screaming
The favelas panicking rn
>>155263587I hope so!>>155263619Are we that popular?
>>155263147>brown people from south america It is
>>155263629There where a lot of crosses and corners that where plain amateur level, you should be worried
>>155263585That's why letting absolute shitters in is fun. This happens every year in March Madness. Some too ranked powerhouse will play St Boniventure's School of Dentistry Idaho and the score will be like 42-40 at half then the game will end 100-48.Even though they knew they stood 0 chance doing anything I bet the people of Curaco actually thought they could take you down.
>>155263739nein, not popular at all. absolutely hilarious and highly-skilled, loveable autists? yeah.
posting itthanks to ausbro for editing/creating
>>155263492rewe am buddenturm.
>>155263739It'll only feel good if you hold in your desires until you are sorely defeated,, so don't surrender early
Does this mean that Curacao is the new Brazil?
>>155263023Now make it a hentai 4chan meme
>>155263862Macacurao
>>155263333>7-1>losing by 7 goalsBrazilian education
>>155263820I Want a shitters only world cup. everyone from the top 75 in fifa rankings is banned, everyone else is automatically entered
Ameribros... im scared
>>155263855Fiiine I pretend to not be a bottom bitch for longer.
>>155263739>ignored my genuine offerLARPer faggot on top
>>155263218>Someone screenshot this.Do it yourself, faggot
>>155263620I'm being dramatic. It's okay.
>>155263900they could make SO much fucking money doing this.
STOP POSTING ANIME please
>>155263900Imagine sea manlets vs jeets
>Goalocaust
>>155263023great shirtBra7i1 will never recover
>>155263529Marnie is the second best Pokémon girl.
>>155263972fuck off
>>155263939Good, you'll feel better by the end of it I guarantee it. Unless your team wins, then you'll forever be edged...
Did anyone get a screenshot of blue curaçao
>>155263972Moral has not yet improved.
>>155263944"beat your faggot ass" sounded more like an actual treat of violence than sex.>>155264032>s, then you'll forever be edged...UGH please no!>>155264002For me it's May as number 1.
>>155263076they got no curse from Bra7i1. your question is stupid. sorry.
you just know this smug mofo is snacking on his frozen pizza right now feeling like the kaiser himself
>>155263023That's not even funny
>>155263854Gleich ludgerikreisel???
>>155264093but its both the same
could curucao in theory forfeit a match over a made up racism accusation or something and only lose 3-0 like in Fifa games?
Should of been 6-7 kek
>>155264196We are famously the most racist Island in the Caribbean so probably not
>>155263023top tier banter
>>155263558>No snowGigafaggot
Asuka wonpost Asukas
>>155263529The way you're posting reminds me of a German (tranny) I met online. I miss her, she was such a submissive bitch.
>>155264093>please no!Then you better root against your team. I want to see you in that sticky betraying your colors and rooting for the enemy. Can't have your energy be sent to the wrong side
>>155263629>>155263585Absolute fags with sweaty puckered assholes
>>155264283won what?
Kinda mean to pit them against Germany in their first game. But hey, welcome to the world stage.
>>155263590>>155263659Coraçao´s players are professionals, they're not kids in a park. Not the same as Brazil (in theory), but still.
>>155263312Who is this
>155263183>>155263211>155263239 >>155263512 >155263560 >>155263862no one from curacao is on the team
>>155264382She DIDNT say that
>>155263023UPDATE THE BANNER!!!
I went to Germany once. Not enough litter on the floor. Couldn't relax.
>>155263023It's just not the same. No one knew this >country existed until like 4 hours ago. My fucking county outnumbers Curacao 10-1.
>>155264472>no one knew this country existed until 4 hours agoi did, i'm not american
>>155263023 >redid the 7-1 with a different country This will be a bad omen for Germany. Screencap this post.
>>155264190Very confusing unless you mean slapping my ass during doggystyle.>>155264303I just post that "germany sucks" with a orally suggestive image and let Anons connect the dots.>>155264285Sorry I am only a male bi slut.
>>155264455Probably went to Düsseldorf or Munich, right? Majority white cities with house prices so high not even mid sized comapny CEOs can afford rent there.Real Germany is in Duisburg, Mühlheim, Essen, Hamburg, Berlin, Castrop Rauxel and Frankfurt. You'd feel right at home.
>>155264273Snow fucking sucks balls. I hate the winter and I hate cold weather. Snowboarding and Skiing is gay too. Also driving in ice and snow sucks dick especially where I live we get way less snow plows. T. live in Utah
>>155264472>Curacao 10-1I thought america had a bit more than one million people.
>>155263023I'm happy Curacao was able to give some happiness to their people with that equalizer.
>>155264520Nah, I was thinking about punching you a few times in the guts while forcing deep kisses on you in between and choking you while I shove my dick in your ass, faggot.
Eh...sports?!
>>155264624Stop swearing, Joseph Smith is shaking his head rn
>currycel
>>155263023I now remember Andre Schurrle
>>155263023brutal>>155263512curasao didn't deserve to lose 7-1 they tried to give the krauts a game
>>155263590Brazil were fucking wank, the refs kept fixing every game they were in to get them to win it, they would have been out in the group stages, it was fucking beautiful watching it all go wrong
>Nathaniel Brown>is brownwho's writing this shit
>>155264520>I just post that "germany sucks"Good start, the anons will wonder what the heck you're doing but little do they know, you just want to surrender and become the opposing team's "hydration break"
>>155263023wow
>>155264139I'm going to Rewe tomorrow and buy some JA-pizza in his honor.
>>155263218It was against a micronation, they are retarded if they do.
>>155264852>1200 calories for garabage tier pizzayou're literally better off drinking raw cooking oil
>>155264238>We are famously the most racist Island in the Caribbeanki lolo bo ta sinta smul??
>>155264972Sure, but the 7-1 prophet ate them, and I will do the same.
>>155264472I did but only because I'm an alcoholic who likes fun tropical drinks
KWABRAZIL>KWABRAZILKWABRAZIL>KWABRAZILKWABRAZIL>KWABRAZILKWABRAZIL>KWABRAZILKWABRAZIL>KWABRAZILKWABRAZIL>KWABRAZILKWABRAZIL>KWABRAZILKWABRAZIL>KWABRAZILKWABRAZIL>KWABRAZILKWABRAZIL>KWABRAZILKWABRAZIL>KWABRAZIL
>>155263023Who says the Germans don't have a sense of humour?
>>155263147Yes
>>155263972anime website
>>155264632>countyReading comprehension is important Hans. I thought you were a detail oriented people.
I wonder if 7up is sold in Curacao?
>>155265186IK OOK
/sp/, you're the manager of a team that just got 7-1'd in their first ever WC matchwhat do you even tell the guys?
The ONE game I missed...i can only imagine the hardcore memes in the sticky...
The exact same thing happened 2014. (((they))) decided to boost Germany's morale to soften the blow for the 2015 invasion.Now that Germany is again deeply in the shitter, (((they))) are pulling the same stunt.
>>155265573I'm so proud, boys. We're on one level with Brazil now.
>>155265695Retarded epstein class leming.
>>155264632County, not countRy. Learn 2 read properly, Zigger.
>>155264741neck urself freak
>>155264852Damn JA-pizza is the biggest trash-tier Tiefkühlpizza you can buy.It's so shitty, I broke my Zahnspange last time I ate it (some 15 years ago, I'm still seething). Literally just a hard dusty dry piece of bread and "tomato" sauce, maybe 2-3 pieces of sausage if you're lucky.
>>155264586Wenn München mit der Innenstadt schon als weiß gelten soll schauere ich vor dem Gedanken wie Hamburg und Berlin aussehen müssen
>>155268140Haben weniger Immigranten als München
>ONE GOAL AGAINST GERMANY>WE WONShe has a point, I guess.
