>>155279442Ronaldo was named Ronaldinho before and that’s why Ronaldinho is known as Ronaldinho Gaucho
>>155279442ronaldo and ronaldo are also not the same person
Weren't there 2 other Brazilian Ronaldos in the late 90s as well?
They're both evolutiona of Cristiano Ronaldo
>>155279496>>155279521what?
3 of the best players in history have ronaldo in their name
I just found out Van Dyke is a man
>>155279442>>155279557They’re also not Ronald Reagan
Well, of course. Ronaldo is Ronaldinho's father. The name gives it away.
>>155279496>>155279521>>155279531>>155279539>>155279580But which Ronaldo is OP talking about
>>155279442one is bigger than the other
>>155279647Ronaldo McDonaldo
>>155279612>Ronald Reaganmore like Ronaldo Reagano>>155279647OP is talking about Ronaldo
>in 10 years there will be 20 apezilian wonderkids named Donaldinho
>>155279612But the other Ronaldo was named after Reagan.
We have Ronald Cowman
>>155279496This.>>155279580I know he gave you great memories, but this is ridiculous. Ronaldo Angelim wasn't even among the three best Brazilian defenders of his time.
>Rolando isn't Ronaldo's dyslexic brother
>>155279442ronaldo, ronaldo and ronaldinho are triplets from the same mother
Ronald Reagan let my Mexican parents in via operation wetbACK
>Hello my friend welcome to Brazil, I am Ronaldo>and this is my brother, Ronaldinho>and my younger brother, Donaldo>and our uncle, Ronaldo Reagan RonaldãoWho invented their naming system
>>155279693kek it's the new Enzo
>>155279442>ronaldo 'ronaldão'94' world cup champion>ronaldo 'fenomeno' nazário>R9nicknamed ronaldinho to differentiate between him and ronaldão>ronaldo 'ronaldinho gaúcho'>R10nicknamed ronaldinho to differentiate between him and ronaldão and 'gaúcho' to differentiate between him and ronaldo nazário. gaúchos are the people from the state of rio grande do sul in brazil >cristiano ronaldo>CR7
Does Brazil seethe that the entire world outside of Brazil thinks of Portugal's Ronaldo when they hear "Ronaldo"?That'd piss me off desu senpai
>>155280077This reads like that autistic latam dbz custom characters ranking list.
>>155279442And Cristiano Ronaldo is not their son.
>>155280216Yes I do seethe.>>155280408Ronaldo traicionado
>>155280216https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkJ2HUoWnHs
Ronaldo GordoRonaldo GauchoRonaldo Tuga
>>155280216>the entire worldCristiano Ronaldo is called Cerreziete here
>>155280216no
>>155280216Kids love Cristiano
>>155281210And Cristiano loves kids
>>155279531RonaldoRonaldo 2RondaldinhoCristianaldo…And Pisosa
Why do hues only have 1 name?
What about rivaldo?
>>155282488I miss that Hulk guy. Still don't know if he has a surname or not.
>>155282488Our players are either known by nicknames (Pelé, Kaká) or by their real given name if it's very unusual (Neymar, Richarlison) or if they are that relevant and there aren't other players with his same name on his level (Romário).>why not use surnames?Most people have the same surnames. But then you have Lucas Paquetá who has a surname more unusual than his first name so he's known like that
>>155285348Portugal would be Diogo passes to Ríben passes to Ruben who delivers it to João from João a great pass to João, João crosses to João who backheels it to Ronaldo and a goal by ronaldo
>>155279531Ronaldo the Corinthians goalkeeperRonaldão the SPFC center-backYes
>>155280077Why don't you have any more Ronaldo's? You have been shit ever since
>>155285348Paquetá isn't his family name. It's his nickname. He's from Ilha de Paquetá.
>>155286044I read that as Ronaldo the Cimmerian
>>155285348Paquetá is his nickname surname brother, he's from Paquetá island
I just found out it's pronounced "Honaldo".
>>155286222Did Hoe Hogan tell you that?
>>155286222in pt-pt accent, in br is RO with brazilian O not the U sound
There's Ronaldo, Fat Ronaldo and Ronaldinho.
>>155279580>3 of the best players in history have ronaldo in their nameRonaldo Pelé, Franz Beckenronaldo and Diego Ronaldona?
>>155286342what do you actually believe this? In Portugal Portuguese R doesn't make the H sound, R and H are actually more destinct because in Brazilian accent R doesn't become H but in some dialects H becomes R. In pt-pt the R is rolled like in finnish making it guttural and pronounced.I believe Portugal games should only ever be listen to with Portuguese commentaryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJaxHb5Z3joat 1:38 he says Ronaldo
>>155286174>>155286191I stand corrected
We had the same thing for awhile, but it was "George"
>>155279557There's Fatnaldo and Latsnaldo
>>155292899You mean Whorehay?
>>155286147brazilians think normal names are boring, and so those that come from poorer backgrounds like to give "cool"/foreign sounding names to their children, in hopes it makes them stand out. you can notice this by names like:>Ederson >Gleison >Neymar >Rayan >Endrick >WevertonTL:DRnormal, portuguese names are considered too normal
>>155293665Kinda similar to poor blacks in the U.S. That's how you get names like J'Quavarious and Youniqua. The other group that creates abominations for names, oddly enough, is the Mormons. They'll name their kids things like McKynnleygh, God knows why.
>>155285348Do Brazilians do the Spanish thing where you have ten+ names?
>>155295129I have a second name and two surnames
only one rolando has a fighting game
>>155279496>>155279521>>155279531>>155279539>>155279624>>155279736>>155279750>>155279799>>155279858>>155280077Stop doing this iycs
>>155295129Iberian based cultures do it often because it's a Visigothic thing that's basically meant to say who you are where you came from and if you are or not a moor so you can promptly be genocided. Brazilians because they're ashamed of their Portuguese herritage are starting to lose the custom in favour of names like Wenderlay Damarwshinho Richardson da Silva but they should be doing it even worse than the spanish
>>155279442How do you not know the difference between Ariaga and Ariaga II?
>>155296261 2 surname per parent is a bit over the top, but it could make a comeback. Commies stole our customs and culture from us
>>155296261It's a name though, not a catalogue of ships. It needs to serve as currency and be exchanged with other people as a means of address.
When I was a kid I thought Nelson Mandela, Morgan Freeman and some black guy that was in a vanilla coke advert here in Australia was all the same person
>>155297787For that we use first and last name. No one goes "Oh, I am Rúben dos Santos Gato Alves Dias" they go "I'm Rúben Dias". The full name isn't about the means of address it's proof of lineage. Same way scandinavians used to go "I am Erik son of Olaf son of Pekke son of Niels son of Alfred" until they hit kin with someone, but their address form would be "Erik Olafsson"