Heemday
(you)
I prefer gamethreads to stickies
https://suno.com/song/a3ffc20a-aa24-4c02-8914-5e7acdf3aad5
I’m saying Americans are faggots ans Americans can suck my cock and TrumpIs a fat retard what the fuckIs America going to do about it!
>>155286468says the skirt wearing faggotyour country is not real anyway
gayest sporting event I've ever seen
this is a fucking embarrassment
is picks anon still posting in this thread
>gane blue cornerKWAB
>>155286468go to bed angus, you're more drunk and retarded than usual
how many back of the head shots was that?
The intellectuals are not surprised, commoners picked Poopatan
fuck gane
You have just entered the GANE ERA
BASED GANE
Chama deez nuts lmao
>>155283062>Hokit win>Gane winWhat a horrible night
>>155300648this but the exact opposite
Wouldn't be a Gane finish without an egregious number of shots to the back of the head.
>>155300793Very satisfying watching reddits goat eat those
retarded of chama to come in heavier than gane when the guy is known for his speed
I told you ever since the fight was announced. You faggots really fell for the Poorear meme and thought that dude could go up to heavyweight and hang against the fastest natural heavyweight in UFC history.CIRYLFUCKINGGANEBy the way he's a more legitimate champion than Thomas Binhole.
>>155301087he wasn't any slower than he always is though
based race war finish
Hokit vs pereira NOW NOW NOW
>>155301510CHAMA ON YO MAMA
>>155301302Gane was robbed by the coward tomala so ufc fed him the "goat" to restore his honor
garth is about to fucking die
GODlia is so fucking BASED
CLITIA TOP-POO
MEXICO MEXICO MEXICO MEXICO
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
BACKFLIPPING OVER ILIA
yogart
So whose bet were they protecting to keep gaythee from finishing it in the third?
JustinFucking Gaethje
I legit think Justing had Diaper Don and Mossad poison Ilia
the "next level" of mma exposed AGAIN lolOld flushed 37 year old Garth undisputed champion, the STATE of the new fucking guard. raped by uncs every fucking time LOLDustbin should have held on a little longer so he could get his turn
NO MASSSSSSSSS
wtf bro
My day is ruined, they poisoned Ilia and Pereira, this is the only explanation...
You now remember Ilia Topuria
Ilia quitting on the stool is hilarious
Tony made it to the fifth.
Ilia Topuria forgot what a fucking jab was over nightNever seen him fight so rancidly and impatient
Cannot wait for the Iliacel meltdowns online, what a fucking underdog story from Justin. Fucking kino
i made money aaaaaahahahahahagane wonaaaaaaahgaethje wonaaaaaaaaaaahFUCK ASPINCUNTFUCK ILJA GOYPURIAFUCK ARIFUCK DANER
Now we know Topurias weakness: no heart. No fucking fight IQ either, why would you get into a dog fight with the fucking dog fight meme fighter?
Welcome to the Gaethje era
garth > paddy > jared gordon > ilia
>>155303296he looked stiff, this isn't normal topuria, something happened
just how SHIT are Volk, Max and Shartles?
Rich boy skill to buy the best trainers, but you can't buy the grit and roughness of the truly great fighters. The poor.
That was the same kind of career-ending beating that Gaychee gave to Tony. Tony was never the same guy. F. Ilia was a retard to move up that high, Justin was twice his size. Anyways, glad Justin ends his career with a title. After all the kino he's given us.
*enters the thread*
>>155303251YOU ARE A MONKEYA DIRTY UGLY LITTLE MONKEYUNEVOLVED STINKY SHIT COVERED MONKEYDANCE FOR ME MONKEY BOY
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG HOLY KEEEEEEEEKBDS TRANNIES SEETHING MASSIVELYKEEEEEEKSLAMPAPI RAPES THIS GAY FRAUD MIDGET
>h-h-how does justin beat i-i-ilia?!?!I told you foreign dogs.
Only 4 heemers believed in the Gaethje era, finland, khazakhstan, usa and me
>>155303351AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
'member Iliameme?
Why the FUCK did topuria gas himself out looking for the sub after dropping him with a body shot. Is he retarded?
it's so funny that he tried to quit in the third and they were like >nah get back in there boymeanwhile fat retard cormier is saying the same thing he always does >THIS GUY WONT QUIT ON HIMSELF JOEas if he wasn't just begging for it to be called
What the FUCK was Topuria’s gameplan?
>>155303408by illia having the worst night of his career
It's over for topiglet. This will be beginning of his deathspiral and retirement.
How can Michelle Obama be a man if she has kids???
Gayjeet looked slow as fuck against Paddy, I didn't expect him to show up actually looking good here
just how bad is ilia
islam rapes topuriamanlets forever finishedtybchatri
Khabib FergusonMcGregorPoirierAlvarezMakhachevOliveira Gaethje The Golden Age of Lightweight is untouchable
GET ALI THE FUCK OUT OF THERE NOW GET HIM OUT NOW GET THAT RAT OUT OF THERE
>>155303463He received a heavy debuff getting clowned on by hokit
ONE BAD NIGHT. That's it: ONE BAD NIGHT.Happens to the best. Stay calm, recollect, back to the drawing board.They just had one bad night that's all, a rematch should be on the works
>>155303438Get the 50 million check to throw the fight
U S ASA
>>155283062The Greatest UFC Event of all Time, and its not close either.
Ill never complain about heem again that sticky was horrendousWtf never been an ilia fan but holy shit that sucked to watch good for gaethje
Apparently Ilia's wife took his fighting skills in the divorce too
>>155303438>Surely he can't hit that hard, right?
brutal, BRUTAL end to the debate fucking lemaoNEVER speak of Godslam again Clitiacels
If Ilia went for the knockout instead of sub in RD2 he wins
>>155303410we are truly evolved men
Welcome to his era, the Gaethje era
TRUMP DELIVERED KINO SAY WHAAAAAAAAT
Holy fuck Pooatan was fat and worthless
>justin she took the ki -aaaaack!
The HW chamoion of the world Ciryl Gane
loaded gloves
What an all time great win, even Volk Max and Charles couldn't do that. Bloody hell USA FTW
>no mas
>>155303461Gaethje had a staph infection vs paddyA fighter with staph and a fighter without staph look very different
The incredible Hok sends his regards
>>155303544It's over, Islam is the Greatest of All Time now and rightfully the number 1 pound for pound.
>>155303514Fuck Jon Jones.
>>155303569Busted deformed leaking pigclitty
Starting to tear up if this nigga could make it we can all make it
wheres heem predictions anon... i want to claim my prize
>>155303410I love you nigga
He will never recover from that beating
>>155303509"shame" they paid him in trumpbuxx crypto then
ONE BAD NIGHT, get cocky all you want, this is just so gaethje has a taste of being a champion. I expected the possibility of this outcome, of course, it was possible. It's a fight, anything can happen and you're not always on your A game, sometimes you gotta be on your B game or even C game. Justin was on his A game tonight, Ilia had a bad night. That's it, just one bad night
>>155303514>all heems>at the white house>for 250th anniversary >absolute, top tier kinoI want to leave some room for other cards, but it's easily top 3 card of all time and possibly the best all time.
>>155303580Justin is the kind of based retard that will be a nightmare for guys like this.
ciryl gane rolled off the couch at age 27 and started taking taekwondo lessons at the ymca and in 3 years became the most untouchable striker in all of human history
yeah I'm thinking GODthje
I fucking knew it. I see it on bahtfights every single weekendClinchfighting and kicking beats the boxer. Ilia’s style has been destroyed
>>155303410that was me btw
Money can’t buy heart, hopefully he’ll chillThe fuck out now with the disrespect and hubris
the Dustin that fought Islam would have heemed Clitia. Old gen is just OP as fuck
>>155303410im not on there, i called him gaycheese w/ a cardinal bird pic
>>155303558>>155303615You both are real ones, /heem/ history will remember the believers
>>155303635There are like 14 guys on earth that are full-time MMA heavyweights.
What a based card
get fucked yuropoors hahha
>>155303560honestly? respect
>>155303653If you knew it you would've made millions, you didn't, because you know that in a normal night Ilia would never lose to the likes of Gaethje
faaaaaark congrats burger bros what a fucking win
>>155303531heh
those fireworks just woke up luke thomas
which timeline are we in? I don't feel so good
So are the MMA Analysts going to calm down now calling Ilia literally best every most rounded bestest mixed martial artist
>>155303410>tfw called Gaychee but got picks heemed by believing in one last Cuckler ridefuck you hap you little faggot
KWABOTY
>>155303410Das rite
>>155303685would hit a lot harder if ilia wasn’t a 5 foot flat featherweight
Its more of a hok win than a gathje win, hok mindbroke him
Amazing plan for Ilia to get jabbed four trillion times in the face
Ilia's never gonna be the same. That's career changing damage
That was the top for heem and mma Sell your heem stocks now
This is what I was seeing at the end of round 4Career might be heemed
GAETHJE AAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>155303555yeah that was so bizarre
>>155303742IN THE SWELTERING SUMMER OF '26
Is Trump controlling Justin's speech?>the Mexican spirit combined with *thick* German bones>my skin should be studied, everyone is saying this>I'm the most exciting guy in the history of the UFC, nobody knows better them me, I've watched from day 1.
praying illia is fucking blind and never fights again gay little midget
>>155303410>>155303558I salute you niggas fr
>>155303722hahahhahahah thats the best part of this card, he spend like 5 hours setheeing
Paddy the CHADDY went to a decision btwdont be so sure about that matchup hand sanitiser faggots
>>155303659kill yourself or then name the welsh wmma in the picture in less than 60 seconds somali monkey
yeahhh I'm thinking topiglet and karen pereira finna be leaking out they caged clitties tonight
>>155303786he even shook his head at one point
UNC STILL GOT IT
>mfw i was chanting USA USA watching Gaethe peach up Topuriawtf bros is it that easy to get propaganda'd maybe it's not you americans fault maybei have been too harsh
Has justin ever been bloodied up?
>>155303818We don't sign our posts here.
>>155303796>>155303796Its rigged shh
>>155303672We are living through a tremendous decline in UFC talent
>>155303807scared?
Illia aura status?
Jon Jones WonIslam WonGane WonGaetje Won
Im so ANGRY I CAN'T EVEN SLEEP!I guess I'll just goon to sissy hypno for the next couple of hours...
>Khabib beat gay cheese easily>Jones beat Gane easily
>>155303742GaneGaethjeWelcome to the G era
>>155303848gaychee is a spic faggot
>>155303863he has to regurgitate his victory meal from last night
strickland lost
quite literally the biggest take away from the day is that Islam would have absolutely fucking murdered ilia lol
LAUGH AT ALL MACACOS AND LEFTIST FAGGOTS WHO SAID AMERICA WAS GONG TO LOSE
Kai Trump is wet
>>155303840hokbeast destroyed the illusion and stripped them both of their auras
>>155303555If Ilia hadn't been retarded he would've won, too bad
>have to go to do a uni project while fucking seething and barely able to focusugh
THE HOK MINDBROKE POATAN AND ILIA SO HARD THEY LOST
Trannys lost bigly
/heem/ wonAmerica wonDana wonJustin wonCereal won/box/ lostlibtards lostDivorce lostBrazil lostMoving up weight classes lost
is german mexican the master race ?
Ali is such a fucking slimeball
one of my favorite heem nights ever desu
>>155303913Darth Hokit has many powers
>>155303901islam can't punch though but still yes
The moral arc of /heem/story is long, but it bends towards Ganescholars
gaethje shut strickland down
>odds were 6-1 against him>got BTFO for 2 rounds >fighting at the White House>on its 250th anniversary>as the American vs the foreigner >very likely getting a double bonus >all the fanfare fireworks and shit happening right nowAs much as I love him I'll be pissed if he doesn't retire here and now.A more perfect send-off cannot possibly exist.
>>155303902their country is mexican, it's completely lost, gaychee attributes his victory to his amerindian aztec cannibal dna
Horrible gameplan from Ilia>Very poor shot selection, stayed spamming overhands even when it became clear that the Gaethje jab was an issue from minute one. Maybe the least jabs he has ever thrown in his career>Overcomitted to pressuring Gaethje, which just meant he was available to be hit and Gaethje could just force a collision in to a clinch whenever he wanted >Hurt Gaethje with a body shot and didn't force him back up, wasted a vital minute that could have been the difference between winning and losing I wasn't surprised by Ilia gassing in the 3rd because he was close to gassing out against Max. That sort of pace in round 1 is something he can't handle long termThat said, where was the disciplined backfoot game he showed against Oliveira and Holloway? Let him come to you, Gaethje sucks at leading fights. Nail him on the recounter, making yourself physically present by pressuring is going to lead to disaster
>>155303892kek
heem'd him
>>155303629300
>main event was between 2 germans
>>155303863Pandemic cucuy
Gaethje is closer genetically to spaniards than Ilia is. Ilias a pure blood georgian. Gaethje through his mexican mom has spanish from the spanish on mexican rape.
I dont think Topuria is ever coming back from this damage, just look how it went for Tony after he got knocked around by Gaychee
balwxing got exposed badilia trains too clean, had zero idea what to do when things got bad
Hokit was 3-0 tonight
>>155303938>tf>tpLeafs are so buckbroken that on top of rooting for American hockey teams, they also root for our country now
anyone else feel like this is all lessened by the fact that both gane and gaethje were both choked out easily by jones and khabib?like these are your epic champions two dudes who got slimed out with absolute ease by 2 former goats?like they only have gold because their betters got bored and retired, its kind of pathetic.
>PLEASE GAETHJE DON'T HEEM ME>I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK>I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT
>>155303901the takeaway is that gaethje would beat islam too
>lilia cuckitiniJUSTIN JUST GOT TO SNIFF KAIHOLY BASED
>america won>but pereira lostbittersweet
>>155303901He would have strangled him for sure at WW
Topuria had the gay hair debuff like Stipe did
>>155303984He got too cocky. Simple as
>>155303852why are you pissing in my morning cornflakes we let you live here for free just let me be happy for once gawld
>>155303885Nobody would even know, he'd physically be considered as white anywhere on earth.
>>1553040254-0 if you count big mike
https://youtu.be/h-epLAQklAI?si=qU3jjl2MsoocEhUAKek.
Manlets, when will they learn.
bo nigger
Damn trumps daughter is tall and hot even though shes in her 40s here she looks in her early 30s.
>>155304080he's an aztec cannibal faggot
Ilia should have never come at Justin's dad.
My vision was correct sadly i fear.....
>>155303984He overlooked Justin, it's obvious. Should have seen the threat before him.
> Forgoes a height and weight discrepancy, ultimately biting off more than he can chew> Rushes to get them out of there in the first round, underestimating their durability> Fight turns into a slugfest, where they do their best workWe’ve seen this story before. Only difference is Gaethje was too shit to get him out of there so had to give him a life and career altering beating instead à la Tony Ferguson
>>155304088>first two roundshe knew the size of his own lung capacity
Trump and Dana White really delivered , good for Justin
>>155304023Seeing how easy Justin was getting the single leg uppercut combo Islam would wreck ilia thats his favorite move
yeah theres no getting away with dishonoring thy aoife
>>155303951Shit was kino as fuck. I'm all keyed up though and I got work in the morning.
>>155304034I'm literally just on a fishing trip up here, bro.
>>155303876
It was considered the best division in the UFC at the time but we didn't quite realise how much an era of fucking monsters this was. Islam is the only one to be on the level.
How does Turdpooria recover from this?
Depending on how Conor looks against Max, he unironically has a chance to be Lightweight champ again
>>155303207based grudge holder
garth = pro-zogstrickland = anti-zog
>>155304109Da fuck it became canon HOLY SHIT
Incelgods we won
So Topuria's brother definitely organised a doctor's stoppage after round 3 to save face from them having to throw in the towel. The doctor said the fight couldn't continue, Topuria offered obligatory protests, but Goddard fucking overruled the doctor and sent Topuria out to get further mangled
>>155303984Gaethje broke his right orbital in round 1 you fucking casual
>>155304038>2 former goats?What makes Jones and Khabib not goats anymore?
>>155304055Lol
>>155304127Uh huh
>>155303410i THOUGHT I MADE IT WTF
>>155283062The weirdest part is that Topuria might have been 3-1 at the end of the 4th. I think Gathje poked his eye in the third and he legit couldn't see.
Paddy beats Ilia, durable chin is everything
>>155304124that's why (peak) canor and jones don't marry 'em
>>155304139He's fighting Justin if he wins, even if it's a robbery split.
>>155283062Garth beat up that smug looking midget spanish clown, this is great
>Kape vs Horiguchi next weekWE RIZIN NOW
>>155303982He attributed it to his thick German bones. His Mexican mum is literally a pure White Spaniard.
Garth should retire honestly, nothing else left to prove and it’s a kino ending
>>155304021nah tony took an actual life altering beating, topuria just had swollen skin
>>155304115FuggIllia just had his conor diaz moment
>>155304038Styles make fights. High IQ expert grappler beats brainlet striker.
>>155304131Islam was around during that era. The UFC just forced him to kick around the 20~15 rankings because he was Khabib's lil nigga
>>155303984>spamming overhands even when it became clear that the Gaethje jabretard some of the best shots he landed were right hands over the top of gaethje's jab. geathje was simply quicker.
>>155303296ghosts of past american presidents were cursing him in the oval office
NO JUSTIN PLEASE ILL EAT YOUR SHIT ILL SUCK YOUR COCK JUST STOP HITTING ME
>>155304169Khabib was never goat of anything. He shouldnt even be mentioned alongside Jones like that. Ducked Tony remember.
Trump & Dana White won. Strickland and seethers lost.
this performance truly aged like fine wine
>>155304038The weakest nigga from the best generation sliming the best nigga from the new generation is just a testament to how much of a beast khabib and co were, not lessening garth.
>>155304149you are telling me jews are playing both sides again?
Trump clearly did some majestic shit fuckary to Ilia so this fight doesn't count
>>155304139lol
Tom "Big Train" Nolan handily beats Gaethje.
*Ahem*:)
>>155304115Ilia is playing 8D chess it all makes sense
>>155304161thats fucking brutal
>>155304224Just how good was Eddie Alvarez?
Safe to say pre-flushed Dustbin would have fared well against Ilia too
>>155304215Hello Conor
>Do you feel in charge?
>>155303984He's always been like this. Always been hittable. Always gets jabbed at range. Volk and Max did it to him, they just don't hit as hard and got heemed before their pitter pats could add up. I've been straight up HATING for two years now, telling you topturofags this shit and you just shrug it off like>nah bro he just heems and gives no fucks beach of a peastThis is what happens when he runs into someone with power AND range.
Picks 4 winsNetherlandsUSA x2Hungary
>>155304229its just proof how much this sport is decliningthat and we almost had a 3 div champ, like how bad is the talent pool for that to happen
*rediscovers the fundamental principles of Muay Thai and tames the pocket boxer by smothering him in the clinch and spamming high kicks*
For all the retards who couldn't tell, Ilia's right orbital was broken early in round 1. He blew his load trying to finish, couldn't get it done, and got his nose broken in round 3. Casuals
>>155304132He doesn't. He got Ferguson'd. He is psychically and mentally destroyed, it's over.
>>155304130who's the beautiful and single woman?
>>155304151He's been dating the same girl for 3+ years I don't know why he pretends he's single.
>>155304259So glad he iced the human Pikachu and everyone can shut the fuck up lmao hokits going to steal Chama and make it Chama deez nuts when he heems pereira next
>>155304161YeahTopuria said he can't see and his brother reported itIf you watch the sport at all you know as soon as you say that it's basically fight over. Topuria did his gesturing but was unlucky that they actually continued it so he had to go another round. I don't think he wanted to be there and after that was over he just wanted outGaethje's a savage. Damages everyone
it's kinda crazy omally has an mexican kidhokit is a cholo lopes is half mexicangarth is half mexicanjust how powerful are mexicans
united states of gane 1the rest of the world 0
>>155304284GARTHBROS ASSEMBLE
>>155304224eddie was the last one to lost the 145 title by getting beat too, goddamn
predictable as far as insane upsets go. gaethje recently showed off his crazy durability against paddy but of course people just said paddy must be a weakling.
>>155304259Levels.
>>155304320Most powerful race in the world
>>155304269Better than Conor.
Ilia basically had Gaethje finished with body shots in round 2, but he went to the ground and chased a sub like a retard
>>155304286Rediscovering Muay Thai feels like par for the course in the cycle at this point
>>155304115Topurio trying to do a TD was the the most sad shit, his aura and chin are gone
>>155304161Kek that was so strange. Who called it in the 4th? Did topturo quit?
>>155304274Dustbin would have gotten heemed, I think. He's not as big as Gaethje and not as durable.
>>155304352gassed himself out in the process too
>>155304342When gane smirked at him during the faceoff I knew it was ggs. It was the "yea this dude is fucking trash" smirk
The sport is saved
bisping calling this the best mainevent of all time
>>155304320They fight against the cartels there everyday, thats crazy training.
>>155304284shouldve gone for the logical picks rather than picking who i wanted to win lmao oh well
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES VITTUbrb I go kick my neighbors car shed
>>155304274I think so as wellI don't know if he'd win though.Gaethje has a lot of clinchfighting and dirty boxing in his game. Him working a single just to throw a right or uppercut was geniusDP is far more cleaner and technical, he doesn't do stuff like that and so I think it'd be more at a pace Ilia was comfortable with. Ilia didn't know how to handle Justin
>>155304320The native spics are weak. Gaethjes mum is pure spaniard, same with lopes, look at how White they are.
>>155304274>pre-flushedif we mark his decline beginning with the Garth headkick, then i'm taking the flushed Dustin who fought BSD and Islam over Ilia as well. He probably peaked as a fighter while physicially declining honestly, same with Garth tonight
>>155304208Hey guess why Gaethje was quickerBecause the jab is a quicker fucking punch than the overhand. When you're over relying on an over hand your opponet can just start pelting you with jabs while simultaneously parrying the overhand coming at them. Over and over. Like what happened here. The few overhands that sneak through aren't worth it. An Overhand is something you have to build to in the fight, you have to funnel the opponent in to it. When you fall in love with it, you will be tamed by the jabchad.
>the last American 155 champ was Eddie Alvarez who Conor slapped around for fun literally 10 years agolmao
>>155304285People always claim that this sport keeps getting better as it goes but that's clearly wrong. This thing is going into the fucking dumpster, we probably peaked 10 years ago
>>155304109well done
Justins prepared zog bot speech was a clear giveaway of how rigged this fight was
>>155304161Yeah they told the doctor that he couldn't see when both his eyes were open and clear of blood. Topuria pretended he couldn't see and the doctor waved it off and then Goddard overruled the doctor kek. Topuria quit TWICE on the stool in one fight which should count as 2 finishes for Gaethje.
>>155304313>Human PikachuDafuq?
>>155304190His Mexican mum is an aztec that drinks human blood.
Where are all the smug Spanish anons after their immigrant gets beat by a Mexican bull?
>>155304384You didn't even get all picks right retard.
>>155304284>>155304326highlight of my life so far desu
notice how pereira and ilia haters always use homosexual and transexual language
>every red glove won except the two blue underdog mains>every fight a heem
It's insane how much Gaethje's durability has held up this long into his career
>>155304362The brother called it
Did Hokit win or lose the story tonight?His win was just ok and then he called out Alex who lost anyway
>>155304362i wanna see the full corner cam footage, but ufc is so fucking gay and has no idea how to promote shit at all that we'll never get it will we
>>155304292>orbital brokenif so Garth realy did a number on that midget retard, probably will never be the same after this fight
>retards actually thought a midget with t Rex arms could could outbox GODthje How many times must you be humbled by this man?
>>155304338everyone made a big deal out of gaethje having staph in the leadup to the paddy fight and then collectively forgot about it and chalked up his performance to age.
rogan and dc also calling this the best mainevent of all time
>>155304428ur opinion=wgaf!
>>155304326
I hear Voodoo Child being played. Hell yeah brother.
Ilia is very much prime McGregor incarnate Say what you will but he was a fucking animal in round 1 and 2 just ferocious and accurate as fuck. But he’s got no heart, basically a glass cannon like Conor
ilias tony ferguson era starts NOW
Will this beating make topurio stop larping as spanish?
>>155304416You know, Chama chama chama.
>>155304161The corner was supposed to wave it off and let him save face but someone fucked up and asked him "do you wanna continue?" right when goddard showed up. Obviously he said yes to that. No one is ever on the same page with these things because it's not something fighters want to rehearse.
>>155304416Chama Chama Chama? Chama! Chama Chama
>>155304353GOOD. Fuck boxing. Return to tradition, to knees and kicks and elbows
>>155304451Gaethje is unironically the one with T Rex arms. His reach is 1 inch shorter than his height
>>155304346Phillipines.
>>155304362His bro on the right, he's the one who waves it after saying "no no no, we finish the fight" to the teammembers behind the fence. Anik just misinterpreted the meaning of "we finish the fight"
>>155304437no he didn't you illiterate and stupid shit eating dirty monkey go away this is a people website
>DRUMTH night delivers one of the greatest UFC cards ever I can’t doubt the Cheeto pedophile anymore. Nigga has aura
Humble Highs.
sad to see ilia take a dive like that but with taxpayer funding i'm sure he got generational wealth
How far into his career would Gooby still have been able to heem Clitia? I think he might still be able to do it now desu but definitely would be a lock pre leg break
Ilia continuing after the doctor called a stoppage is a story win simple as
>>155304468Last time i checked i'm the only finn with correct picks + how did you manage to fuck up the early fights they were so obvious.
>>155304190>His Mexican mum is literally a pure White Spaniard>White Spaniard
I remain confident in my belief that Islam would probably just heem Topuria. The high kick would simply be too much of a problem for him. That and Islam's length.
GAETHJES GLOVES WERE RIGGED
>>155304471heem day, caggies won't get the reference, you have to at least spell it out
>>155304282This fight made me so mad. Not because Alex lost (i never believed he would fare that well in HW) but because Gane is now champion, and will likelly be promoted to undisputed when Aspinall leaves the UFC.Alex destroyed everything by going to heavyweight, if he had not done it:>Ulberg would not be 205 champ>Jiri would not have been slimed out>Ankalev would never be one fight away from a title shot>Gane would not be champ
>>155304478funny enough, I got that exact same deja vu from this fight as I did when watching justin vs tony. justin had that look on his face like "wait wtf, I can beat this dude lol"
>>155304528She is 80% indio
>>155304544Islam would just work the single until ilia gassed it would be really gay
RAPED PIGRAPED PIGYOU'RE A RAPED FUCKING PIGCLITTY
>>155304550>>155304471Based oldies heeman
ilia will never be the same after that
>>155304544Garth tossed Ilia like a sack of shit when he tried to grapple, Islam can maul or heem him as he wishes.
>>155304555Jesus his entire face got restructured
Mashed that boy up like he did Tonebeast back in the dayTopuria will never be the same
>>155304555crying little bitch
Most obvious riggi of all time. Bread and circuses
>>155303848tard
rogan said the doctor was a newbie
> Gives the best fighter of the next generation an irreversible aura loss
>>155304522Ilia is basically an improved version of Conor, but without the southpaw awkwardness. FW Ilia heems FW Conor.
>>155304471Could Prime Thiago beat Gane?
>>155304527honestly i didn't even register them but i think i only got hokit wrong? he is a smaller meme guy i didn't know enough about if i picked against o'malley that was stupid
>>155304582Got his ass beat while wearing another country's colors.lol, lmao even.
>>155304451I can never predict Justin. Thought he would smash Charles the first time and he blew it. Thought he was over the hill against Fiziev the first time, but he won. Thought he was gonna lose to Dustin again but he didn't. Thought he'd walk through Max and he got wrecked. Thought after the Max beating he was done and Fiziev would get back, nope. Paddy is the only fight this dude had 2021 that I got right.
>>155304282>do you feel in charge?
>>155304594Illia wins the rematch
>>155304590early finish and "corner stoppage" i wonder kek
Ilia going on his Tony run now
Ilias face looked as bad as anyones face ive ever seen in there. How could Justin not feel bad looking at that ground meat face and throwing another punch at it knowing things inside ilias face and skull were probably literally breaking down
>>155303653I bet coaches are watching that shit. 4oz glove Muay Thai is pretty much gonna be the striking meta not long from now
Garth literally finished on Clitlia
>>155304471damn didn't know this would be considered a old meme
>I'm... I'm a woman now!
>American event>main event American>chimaevs supposed to dominate bro>seans a huge underdog and wins>illias supposed to dominate bro>gaethje winsThis shits rigged, think I see the pattern now
>>155304587I would rape you in prison.
>>155304555it's over...
>>155304284>one away because of the Chandler murica meme pick Yeah I might suck
>>155304604>doesn't believe in memesNGMI
>>155304555>stripper wife left him>midge stature mocked unchallenged at the biggest presser ever>husband heemed by bon gamin minutes prior>face turned into monster mash>after mad shit talk and celebrating the win the night beforeKWABOTY
>>155304352Yeah it was extremely foolish. I'm le Khabib 2.0 I do what Khabib did xD...ACK!!!!
>>155304560Doubt it. Even George Lopez, who is dark as hell, took a DNA test that showed he was ~60% Spanish ancestry. Spaniards are history's greatest coomers.
>>155304624Illia will probably never win again.
>>155304555holy bogged lel
>>155304573>The Topiglet posting actually came through
>>155304326He ended Topuria.
>>155304593a newbie? rogan will uncritically listen to a shaman and a steroid chemist but not a doctor
>>155304476Unfair on Ilia imo. Prime McGregor would’ve been out of there at lot sooner than him had he taken the same damage tonight
literally nothing but homosexual language, he watches a ufc fight and immediately thinks of gay sex
>>155304637Garthje turned Ilia into a Chinaman...
there remains a topuria
>>155304522gooby would be heemed by both desu
we're herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIJhXBG6Cxk
>>155304665Their coomer nature gave us some cute yellow and brown girls
I feel like people don't realize just how insane Gaethje's career isSince he joined the UFC, he has done nothing but fight ranked fighters. Every single opponent he has ever had was a ranked lightweight. He's fought nothing but the best in his generation win or lose, and then he fought the best of the next generation too. He's a true icon of the sport
>>155304179GODthje was up 3-1 on all cards
>>155304671>>155304555
*gluck**gluck**gulp**gluck*
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Conor heema Max next month Conor vs Gaycheese for the belt Conor 155 champ end of 2026
>>155304555>knocks Gaehje down with the body shots in R2>step away and let him get up>Gaethje can't get up and the ref ends the fightDude has this in the bag in round 2 and blew it.
>>155304653upon further analysis hotballz is also a meme with only 20-30kg more mass so it was obvious
>>155304555>>155304582His career is 100% over. There's no coming back from that. Gonna be a full year out for the orbital recovery + getting back into training and another year to try to get his aura back.
Imagine the humiliation ritual ilia’s son underwent just now
Crazy that Gaethje turns 38 this year. Boomerbros, it's not over
this poor fool forgot to pick on the Chandler fight... he had it otherwise
https://youtu.be/h-epLAQklAI?si=qU3jjl2MsoocEhUAA miracle you say? :D
Topiglets little clitty was bricked up when taking the porking
>>155304729Imagine those lips wrapped around Gaethjes meng...
>>155304730YEEEEES FUCK YES THEY SHOULD 100% RIGG THAT ONE
If max wins in July a rematch with Garth would be kino and a great retirement fight for both
>>155304594Twice
>>155304663>0 title defenses
>>155304674wow sexy woman!
if you're gaethje do you just retireyou get nothing fighting armanrematch does littleyou could get charles fight back but that won't be as sweet as this
Being serious, this shit was clearly rigged, but it was just for fun and not something to be taken seriously.Just a bunch of extreme patriotism and violence. Though I think it was gay they spilled a meme coin, but whatever. Hopefully people are smart enough to know it's a huge scam.But about you, bros. What do you actually think about the event?
>>155303410nah I also had gaethje winning and all others correct except garcia instead of lopes
Apologize
>>155304768He got fucking smashed holy fuck
>>155304768He gonna cry in the car
Should they book Hokit vs Pereira?
>>155304584bratha ilia worked gaethje like a doll in the only real grappling of the fight
>>155304768ai
>>155304768this doo playin' the harmonica
>>155304709that last second heem in the holloway fight was a fluke
>>155304789How do you rig Ilia's face getting turned into mush?
>>155304283>nah bro he just heems and gives no fucks beach of a peastimagining this in a mexican accent and having a sensible chuckle
Time is a flat circle Tonybros…
Dana really took all those ufc is shit comments personally and gave us the best year in fucking forever
>>155304680The ref knew Topuria could see and just wanted an excuse. The doctor took the fighter's word for it that he couldn't see (which he's supposed to do.) Fight never should've gone on.
>>155304792what for? i never doubted him against the fat mechanic
>>155304706it gave us monstrosities.
Hokit got the last laugh>AM I RIGHT, /HEEM/?
>>155304813those were mosquito bites
>>155304789>Ilia we will pay you 50 million to not throw a jab
>>155304190>>155304560She looks every bit as muttstiza as your average Mexican tia retards
>>155304789Retard, you think Topuria just agreed to have a life ruining beating instead of just fake getting knocked out in the second?
>>155304825And connor kino in 3 weeks
>>155304709Quintessentially current gen Nate or Nick without the grappling
might have to start boying hokit
I don't really watch UFC, but DAAAAMN, that last fight was amazingMight have to start watching more of it.
>>155304594talmbout paddy?
>>155283062https://www.youtube.com/live/ZIJhXBG6Cxk?si=dXqQxjGGJapnhMFLPRESS CONFERENCE GET IN HERE
>>155304801Yes. Great fight and we can finally see if Hokit can take a strike.
>>155304787Wait to see whether Goob wins so you can cash in on those sheckels
>W-who's the short one now
>>155304856thanks bro
did this count as heem day?
>>155304476Gooby has vastly higher fight iq than Ilia and would never have as bad of a performance as Clitia just did. He just got battered directly out of his fucking prime. Gooby was unironically smart enough to quit against Nate in the first fight via suicide via bjj rather than let himself get Tony'd.
life comes at you fast... topuria all clean cut, undefeated, on top the worldand then gets his world & face rocked by some white mexican
>>155304854dont get your hopes up, alot of cards tend to be really boring. you get fights like these a handful of times a year.
>>155304877No problem
>>155304789How does it appear rigged at all? Did you see the first two rounds? Topuria was literally trying to break him in half and nearly succeeded
lost money on pereira -$300won bigly on Gaejthe +$1000thanks Gaejthe lel
>>155304274Dustin doesn’t have the jab, durability, power, or uppercut like Gaethje. Justin>Dustin by a slim margin but his kit is perfect to heem shorter opponents
Quillan Salkilld by RD1 knockout.
>>155304856based. Thank you. Gaethje is sitting down with Bisping, Cruz, and the other guys right now.
I just realized Hokit is considered white
>>155304850Except Gaethje is actually good and has better wrestling
He did itNoWE did it
gaethje talking in the post show with the ufc fighters
RAPED FAGGOTRAPED FAGGOT
>>155304869ah shit good pointyou reckon conor can even make 155 anymore tho?his head is three times the size
GLORY GLORY GANELLUJAH GLORY GLORY GANELLUJAH GLORY GLORY GANELLUJAH FUCKED PEREIRA UP UP UPHE FUCKED PEREIRA UUUUUP
The funniest thingTopuria is never getting that backGaethje is either retiring straight away or taking a legacy fight against Max or CharlesIlia will never get the taste of Garth dick out of his mouth
>>155304854How do you like the sound of tiny men fighting in an empty Las Vegas warehouse? Next week is a peach
>>155304856The code at the end doxxes your google account bro.
>>155304870How is it possible to take this much damage
Has there ever been another situation where a doctor ruled to stop the fight then everyone just decided to ignore him?
The fact is, Gane cheated and hit Alex in the back of the head multiple times. When theres clear cheating thats caught on video like we all saw, the fight should be overturned right there and they reset back to the time before the cheating. The ref shouldnt have unilateral power to call cheating because then you can just have truly bias refs allowing blantant groin shots and not calling it and no one can do anything because the ref is the ultimate authority on if the rules were broken or not
>>155304878>heem daydefinitely fights with finishes. a rarity on UFC nowadays.
been saying it since day 1: when poopatan fights somebody he can't weight bully he will get exposed. literally looked like an amateur against gane outside that one shot he landed rd. 1. thank God i get to rub it in brasimian faces that their idol is a weight bully bum.
>>155304797MY GRANDMAMA GAVE ME THAT CHAIN
>>155304787yeah its the perfect story win
I can’t believe Islam ducked a guy who lost to a retard
Bustin Gaycheeks got a different ring to it now huh
>>155304898>our guy finally wonwhat a night
>>155304902b-b-b-but.... he kept.... le fighting....
Gaethje: hes such a pretty boy and he was concerned about the blood
>>155304792I never doubted Him, for He is BON GAMIN.
Genuinely how does Topuria recover from this?
>>155304917He always took lot of damage. Against Volk and Max. He has kinda bad head movement. Should have seen this coming but still picked Ilia to win.
>>155304917size difference. Gaejthe massive fists collides with tiny topurias face.
>hits your opponent so hard he can't stand up (knockdown)>instead of letting him try to get up and stand wobbly in front of you, you jump on him on the ground, allowing him to rest on his back while taking very little damageWhy do fighters do this? It's such a low IQ move
>>155304920The doctor didn't tell Ilia what he wanted him to do.
This card bombed. All the fights were either mismatches or bad stoppages. And 45 minutes of shitty AI promos between fights killed all momentum.
>>155304920carny nonsense, especially considering he quit at the end of the round proving the doctor was correct
Thanks America, kino night. Here's to another 250 years.
I can’t believe boxing is completely lost when it comes to clinch fighting
>leaves the venue while covering his face in shame
>>155304898hel yeah
>>155304947he got all of his aura stolen, its over. He better hope Islam takes the fight soon.
>>155304932just where a condom and don't bring it home la'
>>155304476>But he’s got no heart, basically a glass cannon like ConorWe must have bee. Watching a different fight becaue Illia showed a lot of heart and durability in this fight. He said he couldn't see and when even the doctor said he couldn't continue he still went out there ans survived the fourth round.
>>155304892Gaethje and Peahead both have the same amount of heem losses. Dustin was very durable once he moved up, he took the gooby murder left hand and was just a bit buzzed.
gaethje: getting knocked out by max was a good thing because i fought like a idiot
>>155304947He probably fights Kevin Lee on a Netflix card next.
>>155304947stripping
what's she thinking right now?
>>155304811
So who is the real winner?
damn it feels good to be a gancel. never doubted.
Honestly bros, I saw this when Luke Rockhold beat the ever living shit out of Weidman, wait until ilia comes back, the physical shape of his face is gonna be drastically changed.
>>155304908>Gaethje is either retiring straight away or taking a legacy fight against Max or CharlesHe's gonna fight Strickland. There's been personal beef between him and Strickland for a long time now.
i honestly haven't been this happy since one guy i don't like died
>>155304891congrats
>>155304951Eh, goes both ways. I remember Nate hit that black dude so hard he made him wobble and kept the fight in their feet and couldn’t finish.
>>155304988>i should date a boxer>they make real money
>>155304947retire and go boxing
>>155304947back to fighting manlets
ONE MORE FUCKING RUN
>>155304995Canes fans.
>>155304947He doesn't. He took too much damage, mentally and physically. It's over for him. His future will look like Cody Garbrandt or Woodley after they lost their titles.
>>155304988foids dont have thoughts
>>155304951Topuria hubris. He knew Khabib instasubbed Garth so he thought he could do the same. Topuria is a teeny little man and immediately got shucked off like a gnat.
>>155304314gaethje kind of reminds me of hendo. some weird body density and resilience going on. cut and bruising resistance. weirdly punishing strikes despite not being particularly muscular.
gaethje's the perfect underdawlg
>>155304968oh no no no no no>>155304947theyll give him some other 35 year old fighter to beat on
>topuria says he can't fight>doc says he can't fight>goddard makes him fightso what's the point of the doctor?
>>155305025Brutal but you're probably right
Listen to Ilia here, "no mas".>https://x.com/DovySimuMMA/status/2066387488395104293
>>155304968>Rousey did the exact same thing after losing to Holly back in 2015 >she even considered commiting suicide until seeing her husband (travis browne AKA guy that cucked schaub) again snapped her out of it oh no... oh no..
won 7,50e on 70c with the local state owned bookiesmeat lovers on me tonight boys
>>155304833Aw I like the little flips lol
>>155304947He will take at least a year to come back, considering he definetly took some serious eye damage.
>>155305016>All the old guard start piping up now Ilia's been butchered into irrelevanceI expect Dustin to announce he's coming out of retirement soon
BIGMIAMICOCKSare balls deep in Giorgina right now. She's sending the videos to Clitia on snapchat while it happens.
>>155304787He doesn't care about losing, he has a champions paycheck waiting for him in his next fight.
gaethje doesn't believe the story of the corner stopping the fight, not topuria stopping the fight
honestlyhespect to goddard and herb deanboth are responsible for a lot of the kino we received tonight
>>155304947
>>155304190>His Mexican mum is literally a pure White Spaniardhis mom is a completely typical mestiza mexican. 40-60% indio most likely
>>155305055travis is the guy she lets up her ass if he makes tacos?
reminded me of when GSP savaged Koscheck
ayudame
>>155305078Dustin is like 200lbs and juiced to the gills
>>155305070So business as usual? Only question is whether he extends his contract now because was clearly betting on the islam fight before retiring early but that's clearly not happening
>>155305091kek.
People really thought the manlet could do something at LW?
>>155305054holy shit, heartlet confirmed
WHAT ARE THE ODDS IT WAS RIGGED BY THE US GOVERNMENT?
gaethje doesn't want to rematch, he made him quit on the stool. he dominated the election.
>>155305070monke
>>155305054dont hear it
topuria will never be the same fighter after that, kind of sad. gonna play his walkout song in his honour, was a based run
New >>155305113
>>155305122very first second
so who is Garth dropping it to? Gooby seems like the dream for Daner but if he loses to Max i think it'll go to Shartles, i don't think Max gets a title shot off that.
>>155304988>>155305080she's not even attractive, has a huge dysgenic overbite
>>155305110They thought he could beat islam at WW lol
Yeah, I am thinking Arman stays in RAF.
>>155305034fun comparison desu Hendo was oddly resillient at times too>>155305086it's less about losing and more about ending your time in the sport. no one wants to go off on a loss. they all want the high
>>155305122quite literally rhe first words out of his mate brucie
>>155304917he literally did not dodge one single punch. just put his guard up & hoped he would out swang&bang garth. can't believe i rated him highly. this nigga literally has nothing if he can't get you out of there with power.
>>155304811>>155304991lel
>>155305142The fact this man larps as a Spaniard. lmao
>>155305156she looks like a cartoon animal out a don bluth productuin
>>155305142ok i heard it twitter is gay being muted by default fuck elonheart of a midget pathetic shit really
>>155305117if you quit on the stool and have 0 title defenses you shouldnt get a rematch
>>155305117t. gaetjhe. how are you posting and answering the interview at the sametime?
>>155305095>if he asks for the lube he aint the dude
>>155304787Gaethje vs Strickland will be the "money fight" for Gaethje. If Conor beats Holloway then Gaethje will get his fight against Conor or Arman.
>>155305116The results of the last two fights were the worst possible results for the UFC. Their two biggest stars losing the belt and a huge chunk of their aura to a near retired fighter and some cheating fuck who nobody likes.
>>155304525nah he said he couldn't see which prompted the doctor check in the first place, he wanted out but with plausible deniability. he was about to get what he wanted but goddard [egregiously] intervened.
>>155305046The kid said he wanted to fight with one eye, isn't he fucking awesome?
>>155305146Arman
>>155305142Sounded like Alex or something
>>155305146Saint Dennis, if he beats Paddy is the right choice
>>155305249callate maricon
>>155305219Dumbass they are setting up to make conor vs gaethje for the belt
>>155304854not saying you shouldnt get into it but you might have been witness to one of the best main fight cards in the history of ufc, this shit isnt the norm. Sometimes there have been cards more stacked than this and have turned into utter snooze fests.
>>155305272One fight with two old men who won't be here for long, that's provided Conor doesn't get slimed out by Max
>>155305054They were trying to keep the fight going. Don't know who was saying it though.
>>155304342Aura.Gane.Excellence.
>>155305097>Koscheckthe absolute most biggest faggot in sport of all time
At least Ilia could've finished Gaethje in round 2. Alex was totally and completely outclassed by Gane even though he was the one with lighter man skill
