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>>155288301Sweden 1-0 Tunisia
How we feeling UEFAsisters?I got 2-1 Sweden with my twunkfu Bergvall scoring a late header.
Expecting something good from Sweden
What the fuck was that kick off
>>155288301This one will be a slurper
>>155290232I'm listening to it while working, let's hope it is because I don't want to miss great plays.
>Mogadishu vs Marseille
Listening to this on loop as BGM for the match.https://youtu.be/gfLVVHxk4IM?si=XxgrpSi2j1iEVaTS
seems like it's just the muzzie teams who boo-whistle every time the oppo has possession
THANK YOU ANON, I DIDNT HAVE SEX BECAUSE MY GF NOTICED I WANTED TO WATCH SWEDEN vs TUNISIA. I’M FUCKING AUTISTIC
>>155290297What do you work in anon? I’m currently NEETing
>>155290380bruh (np i'm too)
>>155290380Just do it doggy style so you can watch
>>155290380>Imagine preferring sex over a semen slurping sportYou did good anon
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL SWEDEN LOVE BLONDE HOTTIES
KINO KINO KINO
KINOKINO KINO
BLOOTAH!
>>155290232I stand corrected
what a fookin strike
Gonna be a long night for Tunisia.
breddy gud
The cameras cutting away from the Muslim celebration lmao
>>155290232are u the one that roots for the losers every match?
Graham Potters' Meatball Army!
>the keeper
>>155290414Accounting >>155290579Ah goddamit I am missing out anyway GOOOOOOOOOL
Sweden's kit reminding me of this Spurs classic.
>>155290432>>155290434>>155290471Based, thank you for the support
>>155290845We are all here with you to guide your cock friend.
>Hannibalegypt gotta have a nigga named Ramses
>>155290668No, that’s a Nicaraguan posting under a Costa Rican flag, I’m with Sweden in this one
>could have played for Tunisia wut
Gotta love a kappa logo. I know know some see two girls but I always just see the one.
>>155291057Wouldn’t the Kappa logo be haram in Tunisia?
>>155291263They were allowed to make their kits it seems
WAAAAVE\o/
>>155291057Degens ruined it for me. Used to like it but now I can't unsee the spread legs.
3 nigs playing for Sweden
I have a genuine question for non-Americans. Are we putting on a good show so far? I know guys like Freddy have gone super viral for experiencing real America, but is the product well delivered?
>>155291044
Are they playing in Texas or something? Why are there so many Mexican jerseys in the crowd? Or do they just admire the drip?
>>155291473We hate the jewish hydration breaksOtherwise it's up-to-par with previous WCs or better
>>155291473every real complaint i have comes from FIFA being retarded instead of the americans. the stadiums in particular are beautifulmaking Iran fly in for every match they play is very fucking gay however
Lol took too long
>>155291621Game is in Mexico.
>>155291621Probably because a lot of Mexicans love the sport and wanted to attend games?
>>155291621Oh wait they’re in mexico lol
>>155291473Water breaks are shit and don't belong in the game. I don't pay attention to anything else beside the games tho.
>>155291621Playing in Guadalupe
>>155291473On the whole it's been pretty decent so far. The stadia are fuller than I'd feared. The only big cringe thing is the enforced hydration breaks regardless of temperature though I think that's more FIFA's fault than American advertisers. Weird to ask during a match in Mexico though.
>>155291664*very basedI don't get why host nations don't do this more. You guys should do something like having Argentine players say Brazilian girls are prettier than Argentinian ones before being able to come in
you now remember Larsson
>>155291473Not really anon, the inaugurations sucked, FIFA changes to advert the sport to Americans are terrible, the stadiums are all right, the cameramen prefers to show celebrities over cute women
>regios and foreigners booing hydration breakHaaah nice
>>155291558thanks. so he could have also chosen Morocco?
THESE FUCKING NIGGERS AND THEIR HYDRATION BREAK
>>155291810It should be at the discretion of the referee or above a set temperature. It really is silly for in door matches or where it is barely over 20 C.
>>155291920Infantino should be hanged
>>155291558>play for Sweden>score against Tunisia>don't celebrate the goal because you're actually TunisianHonk honk. Don't you love globalization?
>>155291891i want to fuck that tiger
>>155291853Never forgot him. United and Celtic legend.
>>155292033jaguar
>>155291891I want to fuck this cat.
Didn't hydration breaks come from players complaining about not drinking water in Qatar?
>>155291664The kick off times are gay too for us YurosBut not sure that's a FIFA thing tooHosting the WC in more than 2 countries is cancerous when there's different tine zones tones tooLiterally have to stay up all night to watch these games
>>155292016His mom is Tunisian you insensitive fuck.
>>155292120Bitches
>>155291851Good goyKeep sucking that jewish cock
>>155292120It has been done in a lot of tournaments in Indonesia, Middle East, etc. Not the first time and it make sense when it is a hot sweaty armpit.
>>155292120yeah but the average temperatures during those matches was like, 40 degreeshydration breaks on 25 degree weather in covered stadiums is fucking retarded
Gonna nip down th paki shopWant anything, /sp/ee?
>>155291891correctioni want to fuck that jaguar
If only we could genetically engineer a pure set of football teams so certain people would not feel offended. Inclusivity demands it no?
GOOLAZOOOOO
>>155290782>AccountingThe Zayu obsession makes sense now
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>155292304Couple tins of John Smiths Wxtra Smooth and a packet of cheese and onion crisps please m8
LOSEINIA
How do you say "it's over" in nafri dialect?
Gyokeres is a bum
GOOOOOOOOLAnd apparently he is recovering from a broken bone
Looking a bit too easy for the Swedes. We shouldn't have said anything about UEFA lads.
>tunisia
goaaaaaaaal
Keeper is choking.
>>155292498Worry about your own shit team
2 africans on the scoresheet
>>155290432>>155291891>lust provoking imageIs the mascot even female?
I do think it is time to put on Tyranosaurus Hives on the old turntable
>Tunisian kids stayed up all night for this humilation ritualgrim
>>155292253After the group stages there won’t be late night games so it’s for uniformity
>>155292707What’s your plan for Argentina
>>155292773CRASHING THIS PLANE
>>155292773It's okay, >we are the ones getting humiliated.
>>155292707I'd tell them this
>>155292773park the bus and try to get out with a 0-0 semen slurpas for Jordan and Austria we can beat them (probably)
>>155291891Next week Tunisia vs Japan in this very same stadium. It'll be the 1000th match in WC history
These are my current standings anons what do you think
reminder that THIS is what tunisia had to deal with while countries like Cameroon and Nigeria got grouped with SA and Cape Verde
>>155292217>having home team advantage isn't basedEvery host nation should have a vote on the country they want to punish the most, then have said country do something before they can show. It shouldn't be too humiliating but for fun
>>155292918Watch out for Jordan and his brother Johathan. They got the right stuff from what I heard.
>>155292958Mexico will 100% finish first. Swittzerland too most likely.
Why is Isak so gassed?
>>155293002Still harder than playing Italy desu
>>155293075Nope.
>>155292958if Morocco couldnt beat us, they are NOT beating the first actually challenging team they face. quarter-finals exit tops
>>155293075Mexico is getting raped by Czechia and Korea
AIK
>>155293017Iran is a nothingburger teamYou punished them at the behest of daddy israelStop coping
Wednesday mentioned!!!
>>155293075The Czechs are set piece specialists, historically our biggest weakness. We'll tie or lose to them.
>>155293002lmao
>>155293002>first flag Germany>semi finalsthey have bad defense and no gk, they will get fucked silly on round of 8 at the latest
i love when a hooker doesn't realize what her prices should be
>>15529313179°F Humidity 82%
>>155293179Mexico has a lot of foreign talent tho 2 USA rejects 1 Argentinia reject and 1 based Colombian. They might be shit in their own but the foreign talent is decent
>tunisian named after cartaginian conquerorlarp
>>155293318Maybe Tunisia looks more dangerous in the second half then
GAAAAAAAL
Retards
Nice header
HOWEVER
OH SHIT
GOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
MASHALLAH
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
ohnonononono!
MOST DANGEROUS
OOOOOOOOOi can't believe they scoredTunisian is BACK!!!
DA MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
nice header
fuck maybe it was worth it to stay awake for this game
I'm furious at this. Try a trivela pass, you useless mong, Isak was free.
the only white man that scored in this match is tunisian
tunisia bench is chimping out
I’m chimping out
Other than watch games all day what have you guys done? I managed to poop twice!
>>155293697The magic of the cup :)
>>155294159Final minute or so in game six of Stanley right now.
Is it me or has this group stage been low-key Goated?
>>155294260yeah, it has been funpeople thought it gonna be like germany vs curacao every game but it wasnt so, also exposed a lot of supposed big teams
>>155294155i gooned out to fat chicks and went for a walk to smoke a blunt
>>155294260It'd be the group of death without the best third rule.
>>155294434Argies lost their first game in 2022 to Saudis. Long way to go yet but been fun.
It's fucking hot in that stadium Players must be taking a well deserved break
>>155294155Nothing, it's freezing cold outside and I hate it. I miss the Qatar summer wc.
>Spain>Belgium >Uruguay>NZTomorrow right?
>mexicans celebrating all the goals like it was mexico that scoredThese guys are getting free tickets aren't? Only reason the stadium is full
>>155294646Yes, the meme match will be Uruguay vs Arabia
>>155294646
>>155294510>lust provoking image
>>155294155had to go to publix right quick and also laundry between matches
>>155294646Uruguayan players are still in a feud with Bielsa, I wouldn't be so sure about that game.
>>155294637>the Qatar summer wc.this is wrong and you know it
Im an unemployed loser lol
>>155294886same
life is life
This is my first world cup as a NEET since I was a child and I'mm thoroughly enjoying it
>>155294886Dont you get an unemployment paycheck every month? I wouldn’t get shit
>>155294886Could be worse. You could be an employed loser
>>155294886Det kommer lösa sig bror
>>155294886>>155294932>>155294948I envy you, I'm an employed loser
I'm sjukskriven
>>155295176
>>155295132At least you contribute to society
>>155294510pic related>>155294886GIWTWM
>>155295132it cant be that bad for youfollow that mexican poster earlier today in comfy threadget a 2 dollar fruit cup and a 5 dollars mexican national team shirt, and dont fuck the mascot plushie
>>155288301thanks for making this thread. I can't stand the retardation posted on the sticky.>>155294886same
This Tunisia kit is dogshit
What's that mexican sounding music they play in the stadium
>>155295291There's too much generic red and white kits.
>>155292958I think Paraguay and Turkey are in the same group.Does anyone have a suggestion for games to watch that will be on the level of Brazil-Morraco and Dutch-Japan to a non-football follower? Maybe Belgium-Egypt, England-Croatia, Switzerland-BH, or Mexico-Korea?
>>155294886This reminds me the "hate myself and want to die" anon hasn't posted in a couple of months.rip
>>155295278>get a 2 dollar fruit cupI really should>mexican national team shirtNot until they go back to the old logo.
>Danza Kuduro being played againI hate spics and FIFA boomers placating them
>>155295344it's actual mexican music
>>155295291>>155295346Speaking of kits, pic related is *french chef's kiss* perfect, the best in my opinion >>155295344During the 1st semen slurping break they played polka music. Northern Mexico has polka rhythms thanks to some European immigrants.
>>155295397death can't be that bad right guys?oblivion sounds peaceful
>>155295349Colombia vs Portugal and Maybe Portugal vs DR congo and Colombia vs DR Congo. Uruguay vs Spain, I would say Paraguay vs Turkey and Paraguay vs Australia should be fun too
If Tunisias keeper was slightly better this game could be completely different
I'm a full time student and also have two jobs at the side
>>155295449Danza Kuduro is Puerto Rico and PortugueseOriginal version was Portuguese
>>155295503I like it, it looks classy
ÖÖÖÖÖÖUUUÄÄÄÄÄHHHH
Just spent $200 on dinner for 5 at a shitty restaurant Please. PLEASE kill me.
>>155295557jättebra
>>155295649based generous friends and family haver
What's this stupid gay late offside whistle shit?
>>155295649Shoulda got everyone some mackie dees
>>155295649please tell me tip already includedfucking restaurant is such a rip off nowadays with the price and the dog shit food
>>155295349France senegal and france norway, very anticipated games
>>155295577quite the plot twist
>>155295530Can't shitpost with your /comfy/ frens if you're dead.
Kudos for trying to lob it
>>155295649what did you order m8
TIGRES
>>155295726That was tip (snipped) included thank fuck. Just moved to Washington so everything is way too fucking expensive. STILL. If I'm paying $35 for halibut it should taste like it. Disappointing. >>155295723Bruh $200 of taco bell would be 30x better. >>155295703I hate being the breadwinner.
>EHHH PUTONOOO DON'T SAY THAT!!!
What happens in Monterrey? Is it true that there’s a high ratio of blue eyed people?
Anyone catch the drunk portly Swede chanting eeeeh puto
lol it's Sami khediras brother
How is this manure reject that just got relegated with burnley tunisia's best player?
>>155295968absolutely DELICIOUS slow-smoked baby goat
>>155295968Classic Latinx post
damn what a loser
Göken.........
GYOKERES YOU MORON
lmao shitty counter
>>155295921do say that
offsidesak
>>155295789literally the only thing stopping me from kms
Isak is absolutely gassed. Sub him.
>>155295975imagine being brother to a world champion and your brother plays for another country
Nordfeldt is a pro timewaster
>>155296197just hold on til infantino's gay ass cooling break
FRAMÅT SVERIGE
Pathetic
MÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅL
LMAO
GYOKERES YOU GENIUS
>>155296197I'm so sorry.
IT'S OGRE!
tattooine bros...not like this
what a fucking RETARDED faggot
tunisa what are you doing
GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK
His celebration's still fucking cringe tho
>>155296322Hehe at least you are not exposed in front of millions
Send this dude back home
>>155295730I suppose I'll just watch the ones I'm around for then.
Graham Potter MY GOAT
Oof
Tunez es cagada, wey.
I was going to blame the keeper but the defender was asking for it and is the captain what a stupid decision
I will always blame pep for these type of slip ups
What da goalkeeper doin'?
>>155296397Agents are forcing young forwards to come up with a trademark celebration.
CHICHARRONES
them swedes is fast as lightning
Sweden was bound to do something here after qualifying from the last spot in their group. Meme magic can't be stopped.
Is gyokeres a fan of Dybala?
>>155296640was a little bit frightening
>Mjällby
is bergvall actually good or is he only rated for his looks
Bergvall just subbed on, for you faggots
>>155296640The Gyökeres-Isak blitz can't be stopped.
>>155296873High ceiling but not really matching up to it right now, dragged down by being at spurs.He is damn pretty though
>>155296873What does your cock think?
>>155296873He's there to distract the zesty muslims.
>>155296873He's the living proof that life can be lived on tutorial mode if you look good. He's shite.
i simply do not care for 4-quarter soccer. there i said it
business idea: both teams refuse to create a stoppage from the 67th minute to the end of the match, thus bypassing the hydration break
>>155297212They should protest it and ignore the ref when he blows for one
UEFA and the leagues hopefully won't do this cuck shit
>>155297212The players predictably aren't complaining. This whole cause will be us NEET chuds vs the whole football establishment.
>>155296473/arse/ bro?
>>155297212That would never happen because the hydration break benefits EUFA countries the most
>>155297196keep talking and we will make it 6. And add time outs too where the clock actually stops. And turn the jerseys into walking billboards like nascar
>>155297324shit, if it got this hot and humid in europe you guys have bigger problem
Every hydration break here has the same commercial featuring an AI Maradona making a couple of sexual innuendos and selling you a betting app. Fucking kill me.
>>155297465i hate this shit :(
>>155297465maradona and the hand job of god
>>155297441>And turn the jerseys into walking billboards like nascari have bad news about club football
>>155297465>using necromancy to sell gamblingBased and satanpilled
Mexicans are like a neutral Wimbledon crowd. Non-partisan aesthetes of the game. Only cheering the commendable, regardless of team.
>>155297369Ofc, tunisia's goal scorer omar rekik was also in the academy
bergvall mounted a guy, maybe he is gay
>>155297441If this continues after the WC, I’m genuinely not watching this shit anymore. I can’t take this abhorrent game stoppage. It kills the game, which everyone knows has a different momentum after the first 20 minutes. It changes the dynamics
>>155297441The reason they don't is only because shirt sponsors would clash with FIFA sponsors.
Ive been watching every game and I dont recall any jingle. It must be so fucking shit that I am tuning it out automaticallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be1gmPEz1M4
>>155297656It favors competent coaches.
>>155297613and chanting EHHHHHHHHHHHH PUUUTOOOOOO every chancemaybe if they chanted eh puto at wimbledon I'd actually watch tennis
>>155297465It's all so tiresome. I have a feeling 99% of these close within a year too.
>>155297623hell yeah, we got shooter everywherealso i thought their number 10 looks familiar as well, turn out to be playing for burnley (RIP)
>>155297465does his family got paid for it or?
Isak is dead on the pitch
>>155297732I watch for different reasons
Elanga for a cheeky 4th now
>>155297722You know coaches in football can coach their teams the whole game right? They even have sign language to give indications. A competent coach is the one who reads the game and creates a good plan. This stoppage bullshit is counterproductive
>>155297891The upskirts are breddy gud, yeah
>>155297944TEE HEE
kek Tunisia are too tired to press
>>155297914Would almost assure you a spot in the next round even if you guys lose against Japan and the Neverlands
>>155297927Much easier to give direction to your player when they're not simultaneously paying attention to a match
>>155298001sex>>155297613better play safe and enjoy the gameIs Zayufag dead?I hope he's not fucking the plushie lmao
>>155297860Before Maradona died, his lawyer took advantage of his state and made him sign some papers that gave him and two of Maradona's sisters the control of the Maradona brand.In 2025 all of them were found guilty of fraud and right now no one knows exactly who is in charge of the brand, but the one who sold his image to the betting company are either these two sisters or his daughters.
my boi was way off
VAFFÖSTÅRHANOFFSIDE
>>155298165damn, sad state of affair
Well done Sweden, well done, HOWEVER
>>155297891oh right. that too
>offside position>final decision goalNigga what
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oh shidd VAR gave the goal
>>155298298it is given
How does it take this long?
HOWEVAR
Top kek
RIGGED
>>155298342said onside clearlythis is not sampaio
WTF WAS THAT
I've seen enough. Sweden v USA final
come the fuck on, that was NOT an assist by Isak
DET ÄR KROSS
>>155298470The dorama of my gf is loud, maybe I misheard
We shouldn't have shit on UEFA so hard bros
lmao no one understood when the ref said 'final decision goal' like they had brain lag
The american mind cannot comprehend offside rules
>>155298498he flicked it on with his foot. What more of an assist do you want? Good for the boys in Dallas for getting it right.
>>155298566source?
>>155298542this group turn out to be interestingsweden vs japan and sweden vs netherland gonna be fun
What's the deal with Tunisia? They're not technically gifted like North Africans and they're not physically gifted like karaboga Africans neither.
arab social media will have a field day shitting on tunisia
So grazing it unintentionally with your ankle counts as an assist now.
Bergvall was aiming for the berg
sweden just sent in the whitest and the blackest man ever
>>155298669Wish I could speak Arabic to experience it
they've replayed it 100 times and i still have not seen a single frame of the ball definitively touching the black guys foot
>>155298763same. or understand the memes.
HOW
>>155298678i mean all the own goal are mostly unintentional as well?
>+6
>>155298781Yeah it’s so fraudulent
>>155298781need snicko to intervene
>they used the fucking BALL CHIP to confirm if Isak touched it
Imagine we qualify on +1 GD, even more crying
snicko intervened, goal confirmo
>>155298669I thought you guys weren't arabs
ref body cams are the best thing to come out of this wc
>>155298892I have wondered why they don't have that in baseball as well.
>>155298986It was implemented in last year’s club World Cup GAAAAAAAAAL
I have to wageslave tomorrow so I will miss the two next matches Congrats to Sweden ja!!Take it from here >>155290380 parce
FIVEIVE
holy
SWEDEN YES
Holy
>>155299011i'm sure they will but i'm also surprised it's not already in use
HEFUSE
>celebrates it this timeThat's cold
>The Thrashers of Tunisia
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
thats a blooter
>>155299075Thank you, I’m off tomorrow. GL anon
oh shit terrorist attack
This Tunisian GK is probably going to get sent home after this match, he's been absolutely dreadful.
>doesn't celebrate the opening goal>celebrates the shameless statpadding one
Sweden wins. Hace a slice of hot pee. Anons!
4 goals for africans, 2 for europeans
how the fuck they got graham potter??i thought i was hallucinating earlier when i saw him
all this just for gyokeres and isak to not do shit against van dijk an co.
>Curacao>Tunisia>PairofgaysExpanding the world cup was a good idea for what reason???????
>>155298982most of us know we're not arabs (even if we refuse to admit it) but we don't really care we speak arabic therefore we are arabsthe real arabs (gulf/yemen) they know we're larpers but they just play along
>>155299211japan and netherland gonna have a field day with him
>>155299272
>>155299288He's basically Swedish
>>155299288He coached a Swedish club for years. When his EPL career got derailed we made him an offer.
>>155299322van dijk got dunked on by a japanese manlet
>TUNI51A>TUNI51A>TUNI51ASTOP THEY ARE ALREADY DEAD!
SWEDEN YES>>155299322you mean the same van Dijk that let a manlet Japanese player score a header over him?
there is only one true ethnic Swede
>>155299339Not Like you leafs would have qualified anyways, be grateful you're hosting.
>>155299452we could top the Hexa again if we wanted to, but as we were invited to share our beautiful stadiums and cities why the hell not, right?
>>155299435Kino
>>155299452they got lucky last cycle and thought they were hot shit, then come in and got ZERO point, it was top kek
>>155299371>>155299421ahh, nice. your next 2 matches should be interesting
>>155299529that was disappointing going up against two semi finalists in our group. but perhaps not as disappointing as the Copa run the semis the other summer.
>>155299496Pretty stadiums, too bad about the billion indians invading though.
