CONGRATS CAROLINA >>155292489
>>155295414I can only conclude that NC has become so good at hockey that this is a none story.
The 2026 Hurricanes Set the Post-Lockout Record for Fewest Opponent Wins Faced by a Full-Season Cup Champion
Why can't Eichel acore goals anymore?
>McAcne>McAssist>McAutism>McBaby>McBeta>McBitch>McBottom>McBroken>McBTFO>McBum>McBussy>McBust>McBusted>McCooked>McCry>McCrybaby>McCuck>McDogshit>McDick>McDiva>McDive>McEliminated>McExhausted>McFaggot>McFlop>McFolded>McFraud>McFruitcake>McFrustrated>McGaunt>McGay>McGayKid>McGolf>McHomo>McInvisible>McJobber>McJustNotReadyYet>McKWAB>McKWABOTY>McKWABOTD>McLabamba>McLoser>McManadvantage>McMuffin>McNineteenNinety>McNothingBurger>McOverrated>McOverworked>McPowerplay>McPussy>McQueen>McRefbabby>McRegularseason>McRetard>McSecondary>McSelfish>McShit>McSilver>McSissy>McStatpad>McTantrum>McTard>McTired>McToddler>McTrash>McUseless>McVeigh>McWashed>McWhiner>McZoomer
...now whathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzFM_-1moSo
>>155298895Now we create Larkin trade proposals.
>>155295414>elimination game>0 goals>0 assists>0 points>THE ONLY VEGAS PLAYER TO BE -3>WAS LITERALLY ON THE ICE FOR EVERY SINGLE GOAL AGAINSTI hate this nigger so much it's unrealI'm glad everybody sees how shit he is now
Mah nigga bieksa saying it's all about the hugs
>>155298943rod the god damn bod has done it again
Mitch Marner’s stats for games 5 and 6 in his first series against an eastern conference opponent in 2026: 0 goals, 0 assists, -4 +/-.The narrative continues.
>>155298958Larkin for stone + picks feels inevitable, especially after tonight
>>155298997Is Ron making any more rape jokes?
canes woned the cup
>>155298965He's gay
oh so that was why
>>155299086Idk I just zone him out for.nkt defending grapes, only listen to what bieksa says.
My oilers would have swept the canes paths in the east are just so much easier
>>155298965Can't wait to hear from Bryan Hayes tomorrow.
>>155299227>soilers
was the rapist chud everyone loves here on the canes or the knights?
Did the collagebro make a collage yet?
good night /hoc/
>>155299227>jobbed to the Ducks"No."
>>155299227your boring soilers got btfoed by the EXCITING ducksand by my canesies :) in 2006know your place little bro
>>155295414
>>155298965>"See I told you he was a choker" says the man about the player that just lost in the SCF his first season away from a team that has made it past the first round twice in 22 years
Seeing how shaky Gary was and how hard it was for him to talk during the trophy presentations makes me think he has 1 year left before he retires. I wouldn't be surprised even if he retired this summer
>>155299127>>155299263When the going gets tough, Marner gets going. He is a generational choke artist and I will not rest until the entire hockey world knows this fact.
>>155299289lol fuck no, that's going to take a WHILEmaybe tomorrow night, but probably the day after
Thank god this is over. What a horrible post season
my sabres would have won tonight
>>155298965For me? Its the fact he jumped over the puck and turned instead of trying to block the shot on the empty net. He really has no soul.You cant do that kinda shit during the playoffs and god forbid the fucking finals.
Did he deserve the Conn Smythe?
>>155299392>joined a team that had been to 2 cups in 8 yearszzz
>>155299405gary has been shaking for 10 years
i wonder if john tortellini coaches again
>>155299486of course
>>155299405You'll take the commission from his cold hands vibrating at lightspeed
>>155299436Based thanks bro
>>155299227yeah right bud. you couldnt win against fucking Anaheim, what makes you think you could have beat the flyers, or the candiens for that matter?
Club of teams with two non-asterisked cups in the cap eraKings, Blackhawks, Penguins, Panthers, and Hurricanes.5 teams out of 32 teams and 10 cups total out of the last 20 years.
>>155299486About as notable as anyone else. There really wasn’t much of a story with anyone on the canes.
>>155299486probably not but who else do they give it to since they probably don't want to give it to the losing team anymore
>dont watch this slurper>3-0 fucking shutout at homeLmao sounds to me like vegass wasn't interested in playing. Game whatever the fuck where they lost in vegas really buckbroke them
now that shit is over we should start talking about our year: 2027.
>>155295414Eat cock randy
well at least sharter didn't let in 4 goals again so he can be happy about that
poatan bros...
never forget the fortress got surged on
>>155299618This is still in review. Quality of competition has been flagged.
>>155298965Reminder he blocked a trade to Carolina last season in exchange for Rantanen because he couldn't resist being a vengeful little nigger. GET FUCKED FAGGOT KWAB
>>155299618ummm... this is an asterisk cup though. no way vegass should have made it to the ploffs to begin with with the record they had, and the east was complete and utter shit since the kitties are kill
>>155299792hell yeahwith the sedins in charge they'll actually be smart and rebuild properly
>>155299618>2025-26 metrosexual division and a fluke team in the ECF>no asterisk
>>155299872They were 12 mil under the cap, but yes if Panthers were in the ploffs they would have swept them again so there's that.Still, more legitimate overall than the lockout or bubble ploffs without a doubt.
Guy on SN just said bussi butt save
My oilers got them rattled again lmao
>>155299486It's a funny year>top line has mediocre stats>goalie gets yanked midway through SCF>best defenseman doesn't touch the PP, didn't even score a goal>opposition doesn't make it to game 7 and isn't nearly dominant enough to deserve a loser conn smytheYour options are the defensive centre that showed up offensively in the SCF and is the captain or one of three indistinguishable forwards shredding soft minutes
>Hall, Andersen, Kotkaniemi have a Cup>before McDavid, Matthews, Marner
>>155300060Hertl maintains the San Jose Shorks curse
>>155299618Did anyone other than Jordo do it with two different teams?
What do they eat in Raleigh? >hard mode: can't say cock
>>155299486>around 70% in the faceoff dot through the ENTIRE playoffs>6 goals in the first 5 SCF games>shut down the other team's top players at the same timeyeah, probably
>Playoffs MVP>Does nothing throughout the playoffs
>>155300029That's gotta be Ken Reid
>>155299944They beat the president trophy winner that wad a cup winner 4 years ago, idk if you can say they got a bye.Buffalel would have made a solid series against the Canes tho
>anon thought he had a banger with thinking this wasnt an asterisk cup>gets kwab'dLolAnyway Sweden js winning 4-1 sisters
>>155300136justin williams won with canes and kings
>>155300142idk, macaroni salad?
>>155300136Kunitz, probably someone else
>>155299101he did it
Jordan Staal:>Some guys just jump ship. I believe in this organization. I believe in everyone in it.There's definitely a few people he could be referring to here...
>>155299618Tell me why the blues and capitals are astersisks
>>155300113I dont follow Vegas but hertl played like ass tonight. At least 2 shots i can immediately think of that were 100% goals that he fucked up on.The cross bar and when bussi fell over.
cannot wait to see this guys next vid lmao
>logo shaped like a toilet can only win cups against Coilers/Golden Showers
They just showed the tkachuks at the White House based
>>155300015Canes had miraculous opponent and health luck, any team would trade that for 12 mil in cap.
>>155300136On the canes? Just him I think.
It is uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqz2eXqo5kY
>>155300136Tarasenko, Peterangelo
>>155300218probably just rantanen, maybe nino
>>155300218Mikko KWABtanen foremost among them
chudbros we cant stop winning
if you can't figure it out by now i dunno what to tell you
Who the fuck even is Stanley
hello is this the laugh at copey thread?
>>155300291Think he's talking about Ehlers
>>155300344Yes
>>155300195Good, he counts>>155300203I'm talking strictly about anon's new super special category of cups where the Ducks aren't a real hockey team
I don't get hockey at all. It's a terrible spectator sport.
>>155300328my west was a mess...
How do we get the Cancucks to finally win a championship? Their fans are hurting the most.
>>155300342He was the Lord of Canada like 200 years ago or something
>>155299622no story on the canes?>Ehlers leaves the jets after playoff struggles, immediately wins one next year with canes>Bussi, an undrafted rookie goalie gets a shutout in game 6 of the SCF>Jordan stall whose career is old enough to smoke win the conn smythe after scoring a goal in every game of the finals>Logan stankoven aquired for.nothing in a panic rantanen trade gets 16 points in the playoffs >Freddy Andersen lost his agent and mentor to suicide the canes had all the stories. vegas had marner trying to give the middle finger to the laffs, mcnabb getting hit in the face with an 85 mile an hour puck and the canes crowd chanting "no means no" at carter hart.
>>155300221They aren't asterisks and neither, but they ain't in the club since they only got 1 cup.
Hey copey come out and play you faggotKWAB
>>155300400the sedins will rebuild properly and all will be well in 2-3 years when the window reopens
>>155300136William CarrierMarchandVerhaeghe*TarasenkoBarbashevKesselPietrangeloMartinezAnd that's just back to 2023. Most cup winners (if not all) have a previous cup winner on the team
>>155300411Oh sorry im retarded and high as a kite
>>155300394Brown hands typed this.
>>155300170>crying>in hockey>national anthem not even playing>dog didn't die>didn't just watch Forrest Gump>still crying>in professional hockeyfucking lol
>>155299941Be honest m8, if he accepted that trade Vegas is lifting the cup right now.
Jesperi Kotkaniemi is a Stanley Cup Champion
12 mil in cap is exactly one old guy for the locker room and a underperforming skilled winger and a depth d manWhat’s the big achievement here? Is it just an astroturfed story to try and build some sort of narrative to make the canes cup not forgotten in a week?
>>155300491I don't like cricket either. Baseball is more of my jam, though soccer is growing on me.
>>155300508maybe eichel smelled like freshly chopped onions
whatever happened there
>>155300413ama bud im watching the trump fights
>>155300400It's so unbelievably joever bro.
>>155300470>>155300400Those retards don't deserve any success unless they right a wrong and retire Luongos and Edler's number and if possible Kesler and Bieksas too.
business idea: puck vision. a microchip is installed inside the cup and special glasses worn by the audience and on tv screens makes the cup bigger, glow in whatever color you want, and i giant arrow above it pointing down on it at all times like in grand theft auto
>>155300587what color was the last marner you took?
>>155300600My nuckies have enough losers in the rafters
>>155300587How does it feel to be Randy’s bitch
>the team in the worse division took the eastern conference champion to 6 games Embarrassing honesty
>>155300407Wow that’s a low bar.Truly a shit finals.
>>155300687Lou and Edler are respectively the best goalie and defenseman the teams ever had, your team js eternally doomed because of your idolization of the sedin sisters over the true leadership of that team.
>>155300675we don't call those that here now>>155300715it feels fine the knights were dogshit imagine getting shut out in an elimination game and having 1 shot in 20 minutes KWAB
>the Houston Oilers>the Charlotte Senators>the Atlanta Flames>the Kansas City JetsAlso>Orlando Islanders>San Diego Ducks
>already offseason posting That’s quick exodus. If this is how it is on /hoc/ I can’t imagine how poor the ratings are going to be.
>>155300750Luc Bourdon was the best dman they ever had and he was taken too soon.
>>155300218Jeff SkinnerAdam Fox*Dougie HamiltonErik HaulaVincent TrocheckJake GuentzelVladimir Tarasenko*Mikko RantanenMitch Marner*any faggot scared of trying during faceoffsmany fans and staff 2011 - 2018
>>155300822>go to the bench and let another guy come on for me?>nah, I'll just take 20 seconds to re-tie my skate in the middle of the iceis he actually retarded?
>>155300989Panarin* also vetoed a trade
>>155300470I'm so excited to see our Canucks play next year. Doesn't matter if they're competing for the cup or for last in the league, just want to see my boys on the ice again.
>>155300999
>>155300989also remember when mason marchment 'signed' with carolina then backed out and went to dallas instead
>>155298826>39double-fuck the vegASS golden garypoints, jesus christ
>>155300142bbq
someone should ask tortellini about his goalie management
>>155300053Crosby won two conn smythes by being a defensively elite center getting hard matchups who didn’t score. Staal did the same but he actually scored a bunch of goals
>>155300470Just like in my Trevor Linden era
hope this latinx german guy wins gaychee's a fag
Im from North Carolina
>>155301308look, sharter hart just got a few bad bounces, okay?? and it's not like he had a cup winning backup on the bench ready to go or anything
>>155301379im from virginia, you and i are practically neighbors haha
shant be buying your game kwab
>>155301322>2010s pongs could have had Crosby-Malkin-Staal for a decadegenuine 5peat
>>155301379Western North Carolina?
Can't wait for Babcock to turn the league upside down next season.
>>155301308fucking chickenshit reporters asking him softball questions. I was hoping theyd ask him if he regret putting sharter fart in
>>155301509Nah around the Concord area so close to the middleI did live in Boone for a few years though, wish I could have stayed it was awesome>>155301449virginias nice
don't jump ship now. i better not see a single /hoc/tard rooting for my oilers next season.
>>155299227You couldn’t beat the fucking ducks. You have no right to say that about my Canes when you couldn’t beat Anaheim.
EM won
>>155299227The round 1-2 Knights would have turned us into paste and McDrai would've been even more gassed by the hypothetical SCF series than they already were by Game 82 in light of how hard the retard Knoblauch was riding them into the ground all season long
a team $12M under the cap comprised entirely of second-line players + waiver goalies just won the cupmeanwhile more (((star players))) are demanding trades to 2-3 select superteams
>>155301597>around the Concord areaI live like 5 miles awayI went there to try to get rock candy after last season but the store was basically just a front for money laundering and they didn't actually have any rock candy
>>155301597i want to live in the outer banks but i cant afford it :(
do these randycanes beat a comparably healthy colorado
>>155300261BASED. it would have been more based if he was chewing on his mouth guard desu
>>155301462Dumolin who they got for Staal though was pretty important to that cup they won without letang. He declined really quick but he was decent at his best and they probably would’ve gotten eaten alive with worse defence Having a guy who can score as a 3rd line center getting no minutes is kind of a waste in a salary cap league
I'm feeling melancholy right now. I'm a boomer. Staal and Hall are like the only guys left from when in my very early 20's. Hall got drafted 16 years ago and Staal went 17 years or whatever between cups. Time flies man I wish i could go back and relive my life differently. But I cant.
>>155301692The red wings fucking suck but Larkin is the biggest pussy in the league for asking for special treatment to only go to recent champions
My boy's drawing!
>>155301905>here’s some incredibly sad and boring information about my lifeget a grip man
>>155301943>stop trying to relate your experience with life I'd rather repeat the same tired jokes ad nauseamThis general really is populated with retards, holy moly. You have to be 18 to post here, you know that, right?
>>155301943First day huh
>the canes let EM lift the Stanley cuplol
Here’s a jeopardy answer>this player cried “noooo I don’t want to be a cane nooooo” last year and missed out on a cup win
>>155299486His fo% did
>>155302128Mikko rantenen
>>155302128kek, KEK
>>155298965lmao mad leafs nigger. You would kill yourself if vegas won
>>155301905its never too late my friend. i dont care how old you are or what the odds are.
>>155302196WHO IS mikko rantanen
>>155302196retard alert!!!
>>155302128Would rather be cup less than to eat cock
>>155300407Bussi was also acquired off waivers
>>155302277WOOP WOOP
>>155301692Larkin will be going to preseason training camp with the wings unless he expands that list to 10.
I want to have sex with emily kaplan I'm convinced she's one of those insecure 5/10 girls who just instinctively knows how to fuck like an animal and has a killer set of holes
reminding everyone of the posters who said they needed to fire rod
>>155302309From where
>>155302360yeah that was me for a little while there in like November or something
>>1553023148 milly dilly will absolutely not be playing for the wings next seasonlocker room cancer to have your captain on a NTC request a tradeand with no babcock to make his life hell..... yeah I'm thinking it's over
>>155301042hes got one of the best minds in the game
>>155302402Panthers, in October.
>>155302360Now they can never fire him
>>155302476Asking for a trade should invalidate the ntc
>>155302650agreed
>fifa niggas are bopping>ufc niggas are bopping>hockey fags only have this shitty gennyloooollmao evengary dragged out this literal who cares final. caint wait for the ratings to prove it
>>155302815you don't have to cope like this, anon
>>155302650yeah but that's not the point, having the hometown hero on an 8 year deal with a NTC is supposed to imply "franchise player" and by making the request in the first place he's essentially telling them they need to move him or the team will be dogshit (but worse) next year when everyone on the team is playing for a captain who doesn't want to be there
>>155302815I’m glad I can retire /hoc/ until September
>>155300404The park in vancouver is named after him
>>155299486Bussy did
>>155302994>not sticking around for the draft and free agency
>>155302942drag what cope?>>155302994only September? gurl ill see you in February for whatever meme tournament Gary cooks up
>>155303564>he doesnt know
>>155303660lmfao uhhhhhhhhhhh
wonder if the canes are gonna go party at some high end casino tonight
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Surely Rod is a HOF coach at this point
>Knights lost a cup >Yanks lost a war Good day overall
kirk won/hoc/ lost
>>155303861I always feel bad for the older/married players. Winning a Cup when you're a young fuckboy must be so cash
>>155304157Sad honestly
>>155302360I can no longer call him Fraud Brind'armor
What was said here?
>>155304218I will. He'll be cup eligible in 20 years again
>>155304333>huuurrrr guh durrrrrr *drools* game yes hurrrrr>Congratulations, Taylor
>>155304253based fellow armpit shaverI already felt secure about it but now I feel better about it
Now that Taylor Hall has won the #StanleyCup From 2003 - 2016 there now only five 1st overall picks who have not won The Cup. >Tavares (2009)>Nugent-Hopkins (2011)>Yakupov (2012)>McDavid (2015)>Matthews (2016)
Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame, Cock Eaters
the hatred runs deep
How do we fix the jets
>>155304459good Finns support Carolinabad Finns don't
Start signing
>>155304421he looks like he shaves every last hair he has below his eyebrows
>>155304668excellent post
Lmao imagine being that one shitter Staahl brother. All the others are stanley cup champs and you cant even make it in the nhl
>>155304668You always just have to be a cunt, don't you?
>>155304719just fill out the form
>>155304668>won 5-9*
>>155304700
>>155304501Do vegASS even keep torts and shartGOD? No way management isnt cooking up a way to get rid of em
lmao 95% of north america watched ufc.
>>155304454KWAB
>>155304668This is about as fraudulent of a cup victory as you can get outside of the covid years.
>>155304761fuck no
>>155304736Fuck you.
Huomenta canes cnation!
>>155304831good morning, friend :)
>>155304777>>155304336
>>155304777The last time the Carolina Hurricanes lost back-to-back games was January 13th. The season is over. They just won the Stanley Cup. This is an all-time great hockey team.
I can't believe the Knights just let Hart get molested like that by a team with a guy named Bussi.
>Canes winning a second cup will be overshadowed by people seething about the UFC freedom event and Swedens 5 - 1 win in the WCLolLmao even
didnt watch the heems were too based
>>155304928Didn't watch this slurper but surely getting fucking shutout at home ice is more than just sharter farts fault. He even made the effort not let 10 goals in this time lol
>>155304928she/her/hers
Shannon said he didn't like the Stanley Cup hats and is only going to get one when they are on clearance
>>155305019some faggy randy on hoc told me this is cope even tho its 200% trueur just coping bro seethe less
>>155305024You're right. Tonight was actually Eichels fault.
>>155305021same. too busy with puck and divegrass. I hope everyone had fun.
>>155305019>the UFC freedom eventpeople will forget about that whole event in a month>Swedens 5 - 1 win in the WCno one outside of Sweden cares about that
>>155305019They need to find a spot in the calendar that’s less busy. Also, a winter sport shouldn’t conclude in the summer.
>>155305050agreed. they had a bit of a Canadian Tire/TEMU sheen to them. Fanatics strikes again unfortunately.
>>155305064>that cope postLolLmao even
>>155305060Slavin played a near perfect game and completely shut Eichel down.
>>155305024Taylor Hall’s opening goal was maybe the softest goal I’ve ever seen in a cup clincher but yeah it’s also mitch marner and jack eichel’s fault for doing cardio all game kwab
>>155305064True
>>155305064kwab randy the genny is already ded
I wonder if Rod is the only one to have won as a coach when he was also the captain of the same team
>>155305127getting shut down is a code word for “played like shit”
>>155304921This is the shittiest team to win the cup in a long time.A team of nobodies that did nothing lucked into the final because the stars aligned and they didn't need to face a single good team then got a hot goalie at the 11th hour as Vegass lost theirs. Fucking meme cup.
>>155305064Nigga, you're retarded. Hockey has no impact on western culture anymore. More people are going to remember the UFC even than Gary's sunbelt team winning a cup.
>>155305138They showed a graphic on snet that said Toe Blake and Hap Day did it with the Habs and Leafs back in the good ole days. Also some other dude from the paleozoic era but I don’t remember the name
>>155305175>Niggathink you're in the wrong genny friend-o
>>155305175I know this site is full of retarded chuds from alberta but genuinely nobody gives a flying fuck about the yew eff cee on the white house lawn beyond the fact of how embarrassing it is to pave over the white house lawn so some Z-list fighters can give each other cte It’s not the world heavyweight championship who gaf
>>155305207That's all you could come up with? We accept your concession. The UFC fight, Sweden 5-1, and Bra71l 2.0 was pretty kino. No one unironically cares about this cup
>>155305019KWAB
>>155305167Hate to break it to you, but reality reflects that they’ve been a good team for years always trending high in the east. They lacked key players to round out the team or suffered from injuries. Also Florida and Vegas had their number in the past couple years, but they’ve been definitely knocking on the door and this is their night. They earned it. Canes are also the heavy betting favorite for next season even prior to this cup series, so why not put your money where your mouth is. There’s no need to be angry. Get some rest.
they surged in the fortress
>>155305260Holy reddit. Why are all Canadian faggots like this?Just because no one in your city is taking about it dosen't mean people from US cities won't be talking about it.
>>155305311knights rule retardk
>>155305294>>155305341>I don't care so no one else in the world cares surely you guys have other places to be retarded
I hope I go the rest of my life with only Sunbelt teams winning if it'll make bums seeeeethe
>five times more replies to the Vegas elimination thread than the Carolina victory thread Grim
>>155305387I do actually. Just reminding you that soon you'll be behind soccer in "sports that people car about" and people forgot the disney+ stan lee finals happened in 2 days
You guys just became irrelevant tonight just like nba finals did, sorry not sorry Your shit sport cant compete with wc or ufc maybe bring those fights per game up
>>155305316Really the answer was they finally got good goaltending
>>155305405>reddityou should go back there
>>155305387You must be living under a rock, cause you clearly don't understand how little most people give a fuck about hockey these day.>B-B-B-B-But I-Who cares if you watched it. The majority of the mutts care more about baseball than hockey. Stop coping, Canesfag. No one literally cares about this outside of hockey circles.
>>155305459Nothing matters outside of hockey circles.
>>155305405proof canes fans don’t go on reddit and are too busy celebrating, and vegas as modern day sodom fits perfectly with that degenerate cesspit.
did somebody update the image of garys side profile with the kid whose hat changes to the winner each time
>>155305459what advanced form of seething is this?is it really just 1993?
>>155305505nta but you are so, so fucking stupid
>>155305497so true king
>>155305405>vegas has been eliminatedyou don't get "eliminated" in the finals.you fucking lost
>>155305405>Implying /hoc/ is any better
>>155305505You're the one seething at me because people care more about the UFC fight than this win.I am literally telling you this sport is irrelevant.
>>155305522looks like 1993 struck a nerve
>>155305497>>155305528>Implying it isn't Canesfags bragging about beating a so called rapist
>>155305554so irrelevant that you had to be herehappy 1993, bro!
>>155305459>caring this much about what the brown masses of the world thinkAnon, don’t let those jeets get to you. They are scamming your country. You don’t have to listen to them.
>>155305554>the UFC fightwho was the card buddy stop with the bait If people actually cared about it, you wouldn’t be calling it “the ufc fight”People didn’t call Tyson vs. Douglas “the boxing match”
torts should have tried that secret tech of putting hill in instead if sharter fartkek who am I kidding vegass fucking sucks. sounds to me like they didn't even show up judging by earlier posts
>>155305590they're scamming every country
>>155305603the team hates adin hill they don't even highfive him as they go down the tunnel
>>155305603wasn’t necessarily sharter farts fault entirely but hall’s goal went through him like poop through a goose
>>155305554Shut up, thirdy
>>155305602good point>>155305640better point
>NOOOOOOO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! MUH HOCKEY EVENT IS TOTALLY MORE RELEVANT THAN ANYTHING GOING ON RIGHT NOW! YOU'RE A JEET IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME!Kek, /hoc/ tards can't adsept reality. Sad.
>>155305622Adin Hill is the only guy I've heard actually get trashed on the 32 thoughts podcast, I think it was just about him being hard to work with and lazy when he was young. Like me but I'm not young anymore
remember when he was trying to tell other people that they were the ones seething?
>>155305622>hate the guy that helped you get a cup>prefer the guy who shat the ice for 6 games when it really mattershuh
>>155305603even as a canesfag I was staring at my screen during the 3rd practically screaming that the knights need to heem somebody or replace fart or do ANYTHING to create a momentum shiftI didn't even want them to win obviously but sometimes you watch a retard run into the brick wall for the sixth time in a row and it's not even funny anymore it's just kind of sad
>>155305675/hoc/ is my reality
>>155305675Since when did brown people stop Canada from caring about hockey before? Are you screaming into the void right now, or are you a brown Canadian?
>>155305675You have a shitskins IQ
don't let one canadian* retard distract you from the fact that the Carolina Hurricanes just won the Stanley Cup
it was ogre after that Torts retarded challenge
>>155305805This
The Canadian retard is right thoeverbeit
Jordan staal hall of famer?
I think it was over after 4-0 comeback, even though they didn't win that game the canes had every sense of belief going forward
>>155305785Amen
>>155305805I fucking called it at the time that this was when the entire series would change
>>155305805no it was ogre when 4 vegas retards were defending one canes player, leaving another by himself and let him score a goal on his ownshit defenseshit goalie
Oh man I can't wait for the UrinatingTree video
>>155305872Should be a good one.
Oh man I can't wait for the RedditingTree video
>>155305840That was definitely the turning point. Vegas threw everything they had and it wasn’t enough. Lucky break on the double overtime goal win. But the Canes coming back and pushing it into 2-OT scared the shit out of them and all confidence was lost.
>Taylor Hall scored the cup winning goalI never expected him to go on such a run and having most points on a team
>funposting already dead>drowned out by everything else that went on todayYeaah....
>>155305829Never had more than 50 points, one good playoff run isn’t enough to go to the hallEric’s probably not good enough to get in either, or at least he’s definitely not a first or second ballot guy it’ll be a long while
>>155305943Taylor Hall has always been a talented hockey player the question has always been between the ears with him
Any tits on the glass today? last I member was the Caps win
>>155305943That belt reminds me…they need Ric Flair to sound the siren next season.
check out this fucking eyesore I found while crawling through ebay
>rapist lost >Marner chokes on the grandest stage after seeming like a sure thing Conn Smythe winner >Mark "Convenient Late Season Injury" Stone lost again >Eichel a non factor the entire series >canes players do the surge dance in Vegas' own barn >fake tough guy Torts guarantee to win fell through and he's humiliated on live TV Is this the greatest night in the history of our sport?
>>155306152Jordan “I hate faggots” staal won though
>>155305533true. playing 5 vs 9 really took it out of the boys
Canes home ice was packed tonight while they were winning in Vegas. Thousands more on the streets outside in Raleigh. This is a very beloved team.
>>155306097that's not a belt, that's an MS paint file
>>155306184Tickets are free
>>155306184this is such a stupid way to watch sports. i cant believe people actually do this.
>>155306204tickets are not freeneither is parking
>>155305872>le congraturation xdthey won the cup 3 years ago retard
>>155306204They were $10 to NC residents only, but sold out immediately with a long queue after.
>>155306239KWAB
>>155306152Fucking A rights it is
just posted a mean comment on youtube (not hockey related)
>>155306239>>155306262Oh wow $10 probably going to charity anyways and parking wow
>>155306250Who cares it’s a what have you done for me lately league and only 11/25 players remain from that team that cup was marchessault and pietrangelo’s
>>155306386based and true and stop wasting my time
>>155306332The turnout was still massive for an away watch party. Where else do you see this? Also, what’s wrong with giving brokies a chance to be there? The home ice seats were marked higher than Vegas. It’s definitely a market to be jealous of right now because they have a good thing going.
Wait Kotkaniemi officially has a ring for doing fuck all?
NORTH CAROLINAAAAAAAA RAISE UPTAKE YOUR SHIRT OFFSPIN IT ROUND YOUR HEAD LIKE A HELICOPTER
>>155306405ecr
Chip Alexander (News & Observer) Jordan Staal Taylor Hall Jackson BlakeMark Anderson (Associated Press) Hall Staal Logan StankovenJonathan Bernier (Quebecor Media) Staal Hall StankovenPer Bjurman (Aftonbladet) Staal Hall Mitch MarnerSteve Carp (The Sporting Tribune) Staal Hall Brandon BussiLuke Fox (Sportsnet) Staal Hall Nikolaj EhlersElliotte Friedman (Sportsnet) Staal Hall EhlersSean Gentille (The Athletic) Hall Staal StankovenJesse Granger (The Athletic) Staal Hall StankovenRyan Henkel (The Hockey News) Staal Hall BlakeChris Johnston (The Athletic) Staal Stankoven HallEmily Kaplan (ESPN) Staal Stankoven MarnerCory Lavalette (North State Journal) Staal Hall StankovenPierre LeBrun (The Athletic) Staal Jaccob Slavin HallJustin Pelletier (News & Observer) Staal Hall StankovenMichael Russo (The Athletic) Staal Stankoven HallFrank Seravalli (Hockey 24/7) Staal Hall StankovenTeemu Suvinen (Ilta-Sanomat) Staal Hall EhlersDanny Webster (Las Vegas Review-Journal) Staal Marner EhlersStephen Whyno (Associated Press) Hall Staal StankovenGreg Wyshynski (ESPN) Hall Staal MarnerJordan Staal, Carolina: 97 pointsTaylor Hall, Carolina: 59 pointsLogan Stankoven, Carolina: 17 pointsMitch Marner, Vegas: 6 pointsNikolaj Ehlers, Carolina: 4 pointsJaccob Slavin, Carolina: 3 pointsJackson Blake, Carolina: 2 pointsBrandon Bussi, Carolina, 1 point
>>155306407redpill me on why he didn't play? i don't follow the leastern conference much
>>155306405This is literally the same for every Stanley cup finals all teams do this
did I miss anything important
>>155306467the starting gun
>>155306459kek bro thinks they invented new tech
>>155306474That’s you
>>155306184>Thousands more on the streets outside in Raleigh. Stfu randy its like 3 am there. Post pics. Everyone was watching the trumpy ufc fight
>>155306473>tfw no-one told me when to run
>>155306457He’s shit so they just healthy scratched him
>>155306482mopr>>155306500grim
>>155306487search “downtown Raleigh” and @canes. Not doing free work for a lazy jeet.
>>155306519>hurrrr trust me broExactly. I accept your concession
been seeing all day some musician died with a bowl cut/mullet and i've never heard of him is it a psyop
>canesfags are so delulu they cant accept the reality that they got ratings mogged by futbol and a meme fight
>>155306557KWAB
>>155306557KEK
>>155306557>filthy jeet seethes everytime the pic reminds him of a toilet bowl flushing
>>155306623nobody watched your game
Now that Canes have won the Stars are the biggest chokers in the league
>>155306686oilers desu
>>155306557You don't GET it anon, okay!? All 2,000 Canes fans in Raleigh are celebrating rn (and definitely not asleep)
To all Canadians, you'll never get this
>>155306557Yep its actually extremely embarrassing for the canes to win this year. So glad my knighties chose not to win, but instead took the moral victory
>>155306713uhh gary handed that to a canadian mere hours ago
my knighties would have won if they didn't take hertl :\
>>155306713Jake muzzin brought it to my hometown in 2014 big dog
>>155306730blast hertl hill hart andersson and torts to hell
>>155306648you wish, thirdie non
>hurr you must be a vegassfag thenRetard levels thru the charter (farts) on that one lil bro
>>155306723Yet another canadian captain and conn smythe this is great for the agenda
God damn it feels good to watch vegass go home empty handed
>>1553067711993 :^)
>>155306771just like my islanders
>2006>2026Dare I say... kino?
>>155306771Vegas has won more cups than EVERY camadian team combined in the last 34 years. Stay inconsolably upset thoughever
>>155306796Why are you on a vpn? Anyway, no, it was kino when the Kitties won. It should have been a dynasty this year
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>155306847uhhhhh
Carter sharted only twice tonight. First time this series he allowed less than 4. Shame his team sucks ass.
Happy the gary babies lost desu
Canes have $15M in cap space with one RFA to sign. Four first round picks in the next three drafts. Entire core is locked up. Playing from a position of strength. By comparison, Avs have less than $3m of cap space and only 17 players under contract for next year. They also have no draft capital.Vegas has some tough maneuvering to do over the next few weeks. They're smashing up against the cap ceiling with Dorofeyev's contract definitely putting them in the red. Hertl and Hill are likely gone. If they're as ruthless as in the past, they might send Stone out East too. But at least they have Torts and Sharter.
The Dallas Stars are your 2026 Stanley Cup Playoff Ultimate LosersThe Stars lost to the Minnesota Wild, who lost to Colorado Avalanche, who lost to the Vegas Golden Knights, who lost to the Carolina Hurricanes.
>>155306796The Canes are now one of the only 5 teams since the 80s to win the cup in multiple generations
>33k viewsDead sport
>still trying keep hoc afloatChop chop faggots. Your 15 minutes of fame are over and we need more room for WC kino.
I miss my Yotes, brosFuck Utah and fuck Mormons. Burn in hell.
>>155307030All of those teams have had good runs the past few seasons.
The Knights lost 3 straight after leading in the series KWAB
>>155306713
>>155307046Shannon gets more views than that
>>155307046to be fair it is two teams that no one cares about. so thats not bad
>>155307105Mah nigga Mr Game 7 Justin Williams with his 4th ring thanks to the Hurricunts
>>155306799Pffttt what the hell are you talking about man. Sidney crosby’s got 3 cups
>>155307139That's where he won his 1st ring
2027 cup, book odds. Can Randy repeat? If it happens what then /hoc/? Stanley Cup Champions 26/27CAR Hurricanes+700COL Avalanche+800VGK Golden Knights+850FLA Panthers+1100EDM Oilers+1100TB Lightning+1200MIN Wild+1400DAL Stars+1500OTT Senators+1600MTL Canadiens+2200BUF Sabres+2500ANA Ducks+2500UTA Mammoth+3000NJ Devils+3000LA Kings+3000CBJ Blue Jackets+3500TOR Maple Leafs+4000WAS Capitals+5000PHI Flyers+5000PIT Penguins+5500BOS Bruins+6000SJ Sharks+6500NY Islanders+6500WPG Jets+7000STL Blues+7500NY Rangers+8000DET Red Wings+8000NSH Predators+10000SEA Kraken+20000CHI Blackhawks+25000VAN Canucks+50000CGY Flames+50000
Flames and Islanders mentioned
>>155307202Shit teams only
Marner set records and they dropped that dude like a bad habithe was...dare I say it...flushed
>>155307221you're welcome bro>>155307046>4 am in the US>doesn't even show the actual game highlight videohmmmmmm
>>155307307Maybe him and the other golden turds should haven't been bad. Carolina was better, but this ain't saying much
The Jets really regret trading Ehlers now
every fuckin thread has to have shillsit's in the rules now
>>155307493didn't they let him walk in free agency?
So we still call them Marners, right?
>>155307643Always did
>>155307643yep
eat cock copey
eat bussi copey
>a minute apartHow embarrassing. Give it a rest, its over
>>155307307>not even top 3 in conn Smythe votingKWAB
Posting again, lol. It’s actually insane how many people just fucking hate us looking at comments and posts around social media. Negative people that were hate watching and loved any type of suffering if it benefitted them. No positive spins to our team for anyone else except by our fanbase. Absolutely heartbreaking with Marner’s playoff run that he couldn’t even get the Conn Smythe. We deserved to be in the finals and people hated it.The next cup win will be SOOO sweet. Here’s hoping that it’s soon! LOVE LOVING THIS TEAM WITH Y’ALL!
randys had the easiest baby shit path to a cup this was Marner's night that ain't right
>>155307871what do you mean?this was a classic marner performance.
>this nigga really redditposting at 2-5am in a dead genny in an off season dying sportidk why I'm still up. some give me some sleep meds
>Florida team doesn't make it past the first round>Canes finally win the cup
>>155307643Yeah
tampa is actually bad thoever
actually we say eat cock copey now
>>155307956I got some, they dont help long term but a night here and there they are awesome.
>>155308515somebody needs to take a chill pill
>>155308676>wins kuppi as captain>comes back 2 decades later and wins it as head coachnothin personnell
>Love God>hates fags>hates janny>Stanley Cup Champion
>>155307307The voters give multiple ballots during a G7 for both scenarios where either team wins, this vote was also conditional on canes clinching in 6. In the two alternate realities where a 7th game was played, he'd have gotten more votes.
is crazyis barty :DDDDDDDD
>>155304253He earned it, good job Randy!
>>155305260>heavyweightnobody watches that lay and pray garbage
>>155299227The pillow fight was too strong.
>Sebastian Aho told a story post game at the end of each workout they would lift a brick over their heads. The Canes found out before the final from head coach Rod BrindA'mour the brick weighed as much as Stanley Cup.LION
>>155307871>laffs
>>155309429i was wondering when they brought it out if teams had training to make sure nobody fucked up when they had to hold it.
>>155309128can't think of a more deserving player to win the cup, pure sovl
stänlii kap winner jesperi kotkaniemi
>>155309673Im sure most of them can shoulder press way more than 30lbs
>>155309737yuksi pupu
where do you go to buy a jersey if you're not retarded enough to spend $300 on Fanatics shit
>>155301460incredble that its 2026 and ea still cant make a passible looking face on hockey players. thats not mitch marner, thats mitch morner
>>155309855oh sure, but i was thinking more about the size and shape, passing etc. you don't want to be the dickhead who drops it. but i guess any player will have at least visualised.
>>155309897Ebay. Just avoid the fake shit and you can get one for atleast 50% off.
Huomenta
>>155304668>CanadianThis is 90 percent why. > "S-Sunbelt belt teams cant be good! who cares about all the broken records! they dont even have snow! my laffs, my sens, my habs are better!! Who cares if we got silver? OOOOH CANADAAA"
Do you think that Howden heard crying that time
>>155310078>americans coping for uslove to see it
>>155310387>laffs
>>155310397keep coping lil guy
>>155310409>SamirKwab>laffs
>>155310425im white
>the horrible stench of Samir
what is gary going to do about his failed worstern conference experiment? 3 cups in 10 years just isnt good enough to be diluting the talent pool this much and having satanic start times later than 7pm est for stanley cup games
>>155310461what is gary going to do about the awful Samir stench in here? Is there gonna be a postseason fumigation?
>>155310528Gary would duck this question because you're tight
>>155295414Tight Bussi saves the day
go leafs go
Sweet carolina
>>155301379It’s so fucking hot outside. I yearn for a nuclear winter.
>>155304157What a weird neck
>>155310789kind of miss cookout desu
>>155306519Is this like the one time downtown Raleigh isn’t ded? Serious question was waging late and plopped to bed when I got home
leafs won
Are we calling them marners again? I can't go without posting it to /hoc/ anymore
>>155310882
>>155310916The committee will decide today.
Good morning /hoc/, I have a morning Marner rumbling (yes we still call them that).
my mornin' marner was watery and weak
>>155310963The high council has already spoken. We still call them Marners
I’m just happy my stars finally got time to rest and recover before the next season begins.
>>155311024good evening
>>155310827Some dude was trying to tell me that the new whataburger banana puddin shake was better than the cook out one. He was very wrong of course
>>155307307millennial supremacism
>E.M won>laffs fans wonGrim.
>>155311124gary won
I hate Carolina’s logo so much. It reminds me of a minor league team
>>155311164Can’t handle the storm bud
Taylor Hall and Ekblad won the Stanley before McDavid and Matthews
Is Stankoven the smallest NHL player to win a cup?
>>155310882Marner lost>don't accept 1-1 trade for rantanen to Carolina>fuck leafs who were lucky to get nic Roy in return (Vegas only did this to avoid an nhl investigation)>leafs tanking, whole league laughing>oh god he's even doing well in the ploffs>marner set to win conn Smythe and the Stan leeBut then... Karma...>leafs win draft lottery>marner shits the bed in last 3 games>Vegas loses>the team marner refused a trade to won the cupWere eating good laffbros
>>155311213>forgetting Theo Fleury
>>155311215andersen won a cuplaffs lost
>>155311231I think Stankoven may actually be shorter
>>155307643They're marners forever
>>155311159Yeah but that's a given
>>155311246Andersen got thoroughly exposed as a systembabby by Vegas to the point Rod had to throw Bussi in. Laffs won.
>>155311309he got hurt
What if Knights started Hill instead of Hart?
I’m happy for Carolina.
Let's not forget eichel was a ghost as wellMcdavid would never go out with such a whimper
>>155311345He did this season against the ducks
>>155311345Yeah instead he enables shit management by taking a paycut KWAB
>>155311205PED chads rise up!
>>1553113556 points in 6 games?
>>155311042A wise decision
>>155311329What if the crown convicted ?
Bussy
gm Caniac chads
>>155311478tight
>>155311532>>155311532>>155311532New
Canes kinda remind me of the Caps about decade ago. Good teams constantly being stomped by a better Pens/Kitties team until one magical year they break through and get that one cup, and disappointing compared to expectations every other year.Happy for Rod who now can coach his team favorite team for however long he likes while being paid in tendies.Canesies will probably have a very blissful 11 months until they reach the 2027 ECF and remember daddy's back.
>>155311669Bolts were also choking for years before they finally won
>>155299188That’s not the real reason.
