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They’re still winning the Cup faggot. Argentina lost to Saudi Arabia.
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>>155321709>Population of Cape Verde >491233AHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAhow can spain EVER recover!??
>Let's blame Real Madrid >There's noneKWAB LMAOOOOOOOOO
>>155321709
imagine being worse than canadaeven if temporarily
>Le Euro winner is le WC favorite Retards
>>155321709POR QUE DE LOS PAISES DE ASCENDENCIA IBERICA SOLO MEXICO HA GANADO?!?! QUE MIERDA ESTA PASANDO??? CUAL ES SU MALDITO PROBLEMA CABRONES!!!!!
>Imagine scoring less in your opening game than the likes of Canada, Qatar, Scotland, FUCKING CURACAO
>>155321827>They’re still winningJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAjJAJAJAJAAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAAAJAJAJAAJAJAJ
>>155321709HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAHAH
>they drew>with CAPE VERDEDios mios...
LOL LMAOAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHA
The only thing I've learned about soccer so far is that Mexico is the only Mexican speaking country that doesn't appear to suck at it.
>>155321709I'm not a big soccer/futbol guy but I am a big NFL guy. So what soccer fans have told me is this is basically like a mid/lower tier college team tying the LA Rams. Basically like if Michigan State tied the Rams. Is this about right?
>>155324258>I am a big guyYeah we know
>>155324258more like your local high school
>>155324258I'm pretty sure Michigan State has more students and allumni than Cape Verde has in total population. And definitely way more money. So no.
>>155321709HHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
>>155321709Not a biggieArgentina LOST against Saudi Arabia in their opening match and end up winning the WC
>>155329153kek
>>155321709Srsly, isnt their roster worth like a billion dollars? Wtf do those faggots do?
If we are going to play this horrendoua tiki taka dogshit again we deserve 100% to be ridiculed.
>>155323278Fewer
>>155329775I think you're intently hiding your power level this time around.
>>155329153Kek
>>155332350LOL
>>155332483>67
>Lameme Jamal
>>155332350inb4 we draw congo 0-0
>>155332533>congoexcuse you, it's DOCTOR Congo
everyone was really getting carried away in the lead up. the 2024 squad had fewer expectations so played more openly. better that this happens now than later, and changes can be made.
>>155329153kekclever
>>155332602You rang?
>>155332602>saar our Ebola is homegrown
>>155321709Coming home status, lads?
>>155321709no fucking way
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lSk9hTFoLkc?feature=shareThis isn't Cape Verde, it's Burela (Galicia). There are a lot of Cape Verdeans living there at our expense; apparently very patriotic, but they don't stay in their country to help it prosper. Everyone who has allowed this should be tried for high treason in any decent country.
>>155321709A tiny colony of PortuBULLS is as good as Spain
>>155329153lmao
>>155329153
>>155321709>defend all game long>10% possession of the ball>7 players permanently on the penalty line>strategy of running out the clockthe game's flawed. this kind of turtle strat is too strong.
>>155323278>Imagine scoring less in your opener than the US did against a CONMEBOL team
>>155321709>0-0>Not too familiar with how good Spain is since I don't pay much attention to FIFA outside of the World Cup>Look it up>Spain is supposed to be one of the best teams in FIFA>Look up how good Cape Verde is>Mid-low tier>Went 0-0 with themEither CV played their asses off or Spain was fucking DOGSHIT this year. Either wayHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hahhaaahhahahahhaaahhaahaaha
>>155334694they just parked the bus the whole gamealso their goalie was pretty good
>>155334694Spain hasn't lost for the past 30 games before this one. The numbers will unfortunately not remember this absolute embarrassment.
>>155321709>"But if neither of us score, we will surely draw"
>>155333344Los chinchos que te comes en verano los pesca esa gente, Manolo.
>>155324258yes, but this isn’t unusual. Real Madrid or Barcelona can really struggle against fourth-division teams in the Copa del Rey. This can happen everywhere now, at any time. Football has become democratized, with everyone at a good physical level. Parking the bus gives you a decent chance even against the best players in the world, especially if you don’t take risks on the counter
>>155334889>Los chinchos que te comes en verano los pesca esa gente, Manolo.Sí, sobre todo las gordas obesas mórbidas.
WOG SEETHE ALERT: Spanish wog at work just rocked up: he's seething.
>>155329153Nice.
>>155321983>let's not blame Real Mad for signing anyone but Spaniards
>>155329153>Accuracy rate: 0%lmao
>>155335138Al mar no creo que vayan, pero si no nacieron aquí, llevan más tiempo en España del que llevas tú vivo.
>>155335501¿Qué sabrás tú? No vi un negro en persona hasta principios de los noventa (cuatro vendedores ilegales contados viviendo todos juntos en el mismo piso). Por culpa de genete como tú estamos ahora como estamos.
>>155335965>the city of Marco Rubio
>>155321709HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA
>>155335843Esos africanos llegaron a Burela hace 50 años para trabajar en el mar porque los vagos y maleantes de tu quinta no querían ir a faenar. Están tan integrados que tuvo que celebrarse un partido histórico entre Cabo Verde y España para que te dieras cuenta de que existen. No compares a gente honrada con los amegos segarro que importamos hoy en día.
USA is unironically going to make it to semi finals because all the supposed “good” teams aside from Germany have played like dog shit.
>>155335965Do you have the US version pic, betting $1m for the US to lose?
>>155321709KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>155335965>Betting huge amounts of money on "sure thing" odds I think this is honestly the most retarded form of betting, you're risking huge amounts of dollars to make essentially pennies, and no matter how good the odds are theres always the chance (especially in sports betting) that you'll lose it allIf I bet 100$ on an underdog and lose then yeah I lost but there was always a decent chance of that happening, but if I bet 10,000$ on the "favorite" and lose then I just look like a huge retard
Things could get dicey for Spain if Saudi Arabia hold on to win and them and Uruguay park the bus
>>155336274Llegaron cuatro contados para trabajar, no para traerse a toda su su familia... y porque los locales se fueron todos a Alcoa, no porque fueran unos "vagos y maleantes". Trabajas, ganas dinero y te va a tu país a levantarlo. No te traes a la familia y te quedas aquí. Mira lo integrados que están y lo españokles que se sienten. Son caboverdianos. Son extranjeros. Y si mañana España se hunde en la mierda, se irán a otro sitio a chupar de la vaca con sus banderas de mierda (patriotas de boquilla). Ni son patriotas españoles ni caboverdianos. Son trabajadores sin raíces que cuya única patria son sus propios intereses. Así se destruye un país. ¡A pastar!
>>15533659410-odd percent isn't "basically nothing." it was a pretty decent gamble tbdesu.
>>155321709LMAOOOOOOO
>>155336594Betting on binary events is the faggiest thing imaginable. Unfortunately that bet most likely didnt bankrupt that retard.
PLONKEY PINKA
>>155332483damn
>>155333344Holy fuck Mariña lucense mentioned here. More than half of them are workers there since decades ago. I remember 15-20 years ago Burela being known for being infested by black people already but they were regular working people and even now most of them are workers in the port.Most of them don't act like niggers and are concentrated in Burela, I don't know any black living in nearby towns like Cervo, Xove or Foz. The criminal activity is a little higher in Burela than the rest of the zone but not by a wide margin. Viveiro has more crime (but not per capita) and Xove doesn't have any nigger and all people I know from that place are psychopaths or madmen.
>>155336748>cuya única patria son sus propios interesesComo todo el mundo. Llegaron aquí por las oportunidades que se les presentaron y trajeron a sus familias para poder darles una vida digna, de la misma forma que lo harías tú y cualquier otro patriota si España se hunde en la mierda. Aún estamos esperando a que vuelvan todos los españoles que se fueron a Alemania. Habría que ver cuánto dura el sentimiento patriótico cuando tú o tu familia se estén muriendo de hambre, Dios no lo quiera.
>>155336274>>155336748Ostia tíos, alégrome de ver que non son o único da zona nesta páxina.
>>155335965>How do we launder dirty drug money?>Bets on Spain to beat Cape Verde
>play an F. Torres up front>he's not el nino>wonder why you have trouble scoringas usual, spain has no strikers and they try to tiki taka their way into the net.
>>155321709KWAB XDDDDDDDI Cannot believe that I'm legally allowed to say this, in a sense.
>>155321709LMAOO
>>155340321Man, imagine if Algeria at least draw with Argentina tomorrow...
>>155332533Nah, we need the KWABbery to keep ramping upWe lose 0-1 because of a penalty when we murderball one of them.
>>155334892It’s just sounds like soccer has a lower skill ceiling to me. There’s pretty much no world in which an NFL team would struggle against a college team. Even a bottom of the league NGL team would obliterate top tier college teams on physicality and sheer tactics alone.
>>155340321Argiebros...
>>155337711>>cuya única patria son sus propios intereses>Como todo el mundo.Qué pena. Ojalá algún día dejes de pensar así (y todos los compatriotas que piensan como tú).>Habría que ver cuánto dura el sentimiento patriótico cuando tú o tu familia se estén muriendo de hambre, Dios no lo quiera.Dios no lo quiera, sí, y ya sé que es fácil hablar con el estómago lleno, pero te aseguro que prefiero morirme de hambre aquí antes que abandonar mi tierra y a mi familia (incluidos los que están en el cementerio).>>155337836>Ostia tíos, alégrome de ver que non son o único da zona nesta páxina.Eu tamén. Saúdos a todos (y al resto de españoles).
>>155321709>needed to resort to using Moor mercenaries to beat an African island nation>still couldn't beat them
TOTAL BOOMER VICTORY
Bump
>>155336340Nearly every good team start as low as possible. In addition all overplayed esp. when from Premier and La Ligue. Germany is a special case. Because of the farmer league over here eg. Bayern start the season in the quarter final of the CL (and has no chance to win because no practice against real competitors).
>>155321709Now that all other games are over>UEFA champions, thefore LE favoritespppppffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>155347173lmao, saving this
>>155337711>Como todo el mundoDesde cuando España esta llena de mercenarios, en todo el continente tienen fama de defender fervientemente su reino, desde el que vende morcilla en una esquina de un pueblo cualquiera hasta el ejecutivo que va a una capital a comprar jarrones.
>asSpain>5pa1ngod i missed thishow did they get defeated by a literal unc goalkeeper tho?
>>155347470Es la mentalidad moderna que conviene al capitalismo global. "Onions un ciudadno del mundo", dicen. Lamentable.
>>155342296>There’s pretty much no world in which an NFL team would struggle against a college teamTahts the reverse. Futball is a very complex game with very simple rules. The usual spectator do not see that because it is to fast. E.g. spain has shot today very unprecise to the goal because the opponents jumped into the man when he had the ball. That is a clear penalty but at risk the tournament is over for the player or even longer. For what? So they avoided that. 1 point in this tournament shedule leaves everything open. Even meeting competitors later in the cup. There is much more, a lot of is decades of experience.
>>155336748>>155337711desde ya manolos, lo que define a una persona es su relacion con los medios de produccion lo cual determina su clase social y no una bandera. ahora a ganarle a arabia que no quiere verlos en 16avos
>>155347703Una persona es mucho más que su supuesta "clase social". El marxismo es una enfermedad.
>>155347173Holy kek
>>155321709Le kekles
>>155347801Si claro. Pero lo que ocurre es que la gente corriente tiene lo de la clase social en comun mientras que el capitalista vive de extraer el plusvalor sin trabajar.
Lamine GOAT btw, came in late but couldn´t do shit against this type of team lmfao.
>>155347470>Desde cuando España esta llena de mercenariosDesde a Idade Média?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farfaneshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catalan_Company
>>155347273>>155347273You genuinely have zero ball knowledge. Fake football fan making shit up just to run the narrative that the US is somehow shit. What other mental gymnastics can you pull out of your ass? Are you gonna tell me next that Haaland is going to play like shit to hide his true power level? You’re retarded.
>>155321709heh >>155348760Whatever you say muchacho
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>>155329153>TorresWE ARE SO BACK
>>155349675Ngl it was funny seeing him get shackled so easily.
>>155332350KWAB
>>155324258Here are the latest fifa rankings. Verde are 64, but they would have been a lot lower before that draw. It goes to 211.
>>155353439why were people acting like brazil drawing morocco was a big deal again?
>couldn't score against a 40 yo GK nicknamed 'little grandma'
>>155353472Based unc
>>155353455Brazil should have been able to win desueven an ugly 2-1 would have been ok
>>155334872Kek underrated post
we still haven't laughed enough, I reckon
>>155321709Why argentinos hate spain?
>>155321709fuck those dirty cheaters
>>155321709I only laugh at Algeria Spain is good plus who cares they still had a wc before
>>155334694>Either CV played their asses off or Spain was fucking DOGSHIT this year.The CV Goalkeeper did 7 saves.He's a 40 year old dude nicknamed Vozinha("Little Voice") who spent like a decade as reserve and another decade playing in the middle of nowhere in Africa.This is genuinely the highest point of his career.
>>155353472It's Little Voice
>>155366608It's really little grandma, our stream told the story behind the nickname
>>155360472Love Tunisia! You guys are the first ones I turn into a protectorate in Victoria 2.
>>155367223Looked it up>raised by his grandparents and was constantly teased for it as a kidHuh, neat.
