EMERGENCY MEETINGGET THE FUCK IN HERE
Even when playing against microstate islands they can only pick up wins against the single islands, haven’t graduated to beating archipelagos yet
We would have won this
>>155321974I still have full faith in Tuchel and the lads
The reconquista was a mistake
so it happened again
>>155321974We literally don't care about this tournament
Wtf do we bros? We're getting exposed left, right, and centre
>>155321974What seems to be the problem sir?
>>155321974This is the classic Spain starts bad See 2010
wellwellwellseems like it's up to us AGAIN
>>155321974Calm down, remember Argentina lost to Saudi Arabia last WC.
HAALAND WILL REDEEM
Don't worry nobody will talk about Spain anymore in 3 hours when we got clattered by Egypt.
>>155321974Don't look at us
>>155322290wafflebros...you're up next...please...
>>155322121Single islands??? Haiti is literally HALF of an island that’s half black and the other half Mexicans lmao
>>155322347if this was portugal playing it would be 5-0>B. Fernandes (P) 32'>B. Fernandes (P) 52'>B. Fernandes (P) 61'>C. Ronaldo (P) 77'>C. Ronaldo (P) 84'
>>155322361With Cabo stone-walling spain there's a non-zero chance they are out in the group stage isn't there?
DER ANGRIFF EUROPAS WAR EIN BEFEHL
>>155322361Yeah and they needed a penalty a game for the rest of the tournament. What exactly is your point?
>>155322487not with this format. All you need is one win and a non-horrible goal difference. But they could get a shit draw if they don't place first
Deploy the English
name the UEFA teams that will even make it to elimination>Germany>Sweden
>>1553219741 point won
>>155322441Record high temperatures in seattle while all >our best players are used to bonglandWe're coomed
Suck a dick yuropoors
>>155322441i think we can do it. we're only a silver generation dark horse but the vibes are good
>>155322468Why would penaldo let Bruno take the first three?
>>155322558Looking to see what they do with them having to deal with “Americans” stealing and shooting shit up and god throwing them every kind of shit their way. Either they come out stone cold killers with a 4-0 win or they gonna shit the bed just as bad
>>155322546They don’t have to avoid anyone, they’re not afraid of playing another contender in the ro32
>>155322773he's not starting anymore
>>155321974refreshing that we aren't the butt of the joke this time
>>155322791Yeah, they're actually intentionally dropping points to avoid drawing another terrifying matchup like Haiti, New Zealand, or Curacao.
USAUSAUSAUSAUSAWEWILLWIN
I GOT IN
>>155323191>>155323226Get out, this is our secret thread
>>155322841He's getting subbed in when they get a pen.
Implying I rate any UEFA shitter except us
sorry but how is any of that our problem?
>lelgium
ok this is getting serious...
its too hot for us eurobros
i can't. I drank a beer after every goal and my head hurts
everyone get in here and laugh
Mr Trump, please turn on the AC
>>155321974it's okay brothers, this is how it starts... don't lose hope yet... the reconquista, napoleon, ww2, it all started badly for the allies
It's over...
>>155321974Why is everyone so surprised at this result? We are litterally the most underperforming world cup nation ever and it's not even close. We can win against anyone but we can also lose against anyone.
This is no longer a joke...
quickly, another draw, how do we cope??
>>155321974England save us
>we are nextBros..
More of a Euros continent tbf
>>155332050Atrocious climate to play football
>>155332084Surely your ngubus are acclimated to heat
DR congo im CIA
You guys are shit.
We're more of a Rugby Nation anyway
>>155332050>>155332134they just showed us the replay on tv it was sprinklers spraying the dugout
>>155321974
>>155332156You wont survive contact with any euro team simmer down fatboy
>>155332050>play in closed Dome with AClol hydration breaks>plays outside WHERE IS MY HYDRATION BREAK!!!!!!
>>155332215I I BELIEVEI BELIEVE (THAT) WE WILL WIN
Thank god for Germany being heartless nazis.
BRING OUT THE BIG GUNS FOR HEAVEN'S SAKEPRESS THE KYLIAN "WE EUROPEANS" MBRRRRAAAAPPPPPPÉ BUTTON ALREADY
When faced with strong defense that makes it hard to pass into the area, why not try to walk into the area with the ball? It would force the defending team to try to steal the ball straight from the offensive player's feet while in the area, increasing the chance of penalties.
>>155332232your song sheet, king
We're more of a /caf/ nation desu
I'd laugh at you, but our conmeshit is finished too.
>>155332342The yanks just copied and pasted a song into their "chants" and called it a day?
>>155332244PRESS IT PRESS IT NOW
relax guysthis is like the club world championship. the south american teams do well in some group games, but the latter stages will be exclusively european teams & argentina
>>155326523I was very sad to discover that this isn't some cute eastern european porn star who gets her holes gaped, but rather just some tv show host who looks naked because of the framing.
>>155322497VERRAT EIN MEINER PERSON
>>155326693Canada should have been indian.
>>155332050Kino
I'm not even that confident about England. Apparently they are having a nightmare prep.It's coming out that Saka's Achilles is fucked. He can only play for maybe 60 minutes maximum a game. Declan Rice's back is fucked. He is on painkillers being injected into him.The England team's kit was stolen from their camp. They recovered most of it back but some training equipment is still missing and wasn't recovered. Two people were arrested.When they got to Kansas there was a tornado and thunderstorm the likes of has not been seen in years. They closed the facility and the team was told to shelter in place. Many players got sunburned on the warm up fixtures in Florida before they moved to Kansas.Tuchel is imposing some sort of Hunger Games mentality where it's every man for himself to even get a start. I'm not sure how things are going to go vs Panama.
>>155322343>have only won their opening game in 3 out of 15 tournaments
>>155322773Because he missed the first two
>>155321974It's the brownest countries who are choking though, Germany dominated plumbers 7-1 while moorberians got raped 0-0
well well well look who has come crawling back to us for help
>>155332170We're a hockey nation without a world championship.
How many threads did europeans make about needing more spots in the world cup for countries like macedonia and luxembourg.. a whole continent of people up their own ass
>>155332713Brit bluds can't even handle kansas city
>>155332713it’s rough in kansas oblast
>>155333176Brussels feels more dangerous than most american cities. I bet it is even worse now it was like 5 years since i been there
>>155333055I agree, I miss Trinidad and Trivago
>>155333228the most dangerous european city would statistically be one of the safest american cities
Spain is playing Cape Verde later, after that everything will be back to normal
>>155333381Stealing this and making it my own post
>>155332566But those European clubs had the best African, Asian and sudaca players at their disposal to turn things around. Now you have to rely solely on European players.
>>155333334Yes but the statistics lack nuanceThere are way more petty scams, beggars, refugee neighborhoods etc etc where tourists visit in post migration europe, whereas unless you are looking for trouble in bad areas here, aside from the very worst cities like memphis or baltimore, you will feel no danger.Ive been all around europe and north america
>>155322523This is true
>not being able to conquer salsa verde
>>155333417my post is copyrighted and you will be hearing from my lawers
>>155322121What
Not to worry the CONMEBOL is also getting exposed
