>>155325344
Liege or Brussels style? I tend to prefer the latter.

>>155325344
>old de bruyne vs old salah
riveting

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>>155325344
Bump

>Egypt actually playing with urgency instead of parking the bus
That's a first

been to Lumen in the driving rain a few times. The strip club just around the corner from the stadium was a great way to dry out afterwards.

>the last world cup with england flags
let's enjoy, lads

Doku being the best outfielder on Belgium is beyond grim

>>155325344
Funny story I had a dream about making those things once then I woke up and actually got myself the recipes and the iron-thingy and just made them! I thought it was okay I put a bunch of sweet stuff on mine like ice cream and jellybeans and syrup and whatever else
I see why you like em

>>155325344
Waffles are mid

found the pancake lover.

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>>155325790
he wants them johnny cakes

>>155325706
for me they look better on paper than the golden generation did

BLOOTER

>LELGIUM

TUTTENKAMUHNCHADS WE STAY WINNING

what a howitzer

>Cootwa when he's playing for his country and not for Senor Perez

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>la golden génération
Lol, lmao even

pick that one out. Now for some Haram ball.

kind of a soft goal

Belgium are the European Turkey, eternal dark horses that never deliver.

mad how everything you learn playing pes is true irl. take the shot early.

drinks break raspberries fresh from the farm. who else eating well today?

This stadium looks kinda kino ngl...

So the sport finally became Americanized eh?

>>155326596
tucking into a curry here

>>155326333
That's not really what a dark horse is though. At some point they need to get some results and upsets that surprise people. Those 2 countries perpetually under-deliver for what is on paper, good squads.

>>155326651
nice one. I just finished up similar with pork belly. Leftovers from last night on the grill.

Someone photoshop the "please be patient I have autism" hat on the Belgian coach

>>155326596
Staying away for work, had a Toby Carvery round the corner from the hotel and now back in the room shitposting with you lads. Life is not so bad

proper game this

Doku is a bit overrated. 88 games and 11 goals in the Premier League. And every pundit lauds him as the best thing City has

>>155326596
Kids getting home from school soon. Marinating some salmon to throw on the grill in a bit with some mixed veg

>>155326817
the vision is yours, go pirate photoshop and get to work

>>155326819
love a cheeky toby me

>Smellgium
Look terrible

>>155326826
he's very productive tbf

Are people seriously STILL surprised at Belgium choking? In fact they're not even choking, they simply never were good.

>Fatoo

I forgot onanaa existed

>>155326826
he's black and has pace, of course UK loves him

>>155327111
Oh fuck. Don't remind me. Still have the MUG scars.

>>155327111
The KWABber of Grimsby

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Embarassing lmfaoo
Egies literally only got 7 africa cup by bribing, maybe Belgium should be split between the french and the dutch

>>155327144
this tbph. pep didn't have a fucking clue

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>Seattle
Stop it you're killing me hehehehe. Aaaahahaha Seattle hehhehehe

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>Drossard

swear danny murphy just said 'trossard fucked his lines there'

the box looking like the rafah crossing nobody getting through

>>155327279
kek sure didn't

>>155327111
That's the "Andrew's not even my name, mate" Onana, not the goalie

>>155327488
he liked doku didn't he?

>Dokpoo

got to do the bins at halftime. hate doing the bins.

>>155327743
he did, but he literally does the same thing everytime, sprint sprint, cut inside towards the box. So it did work for him in the beginning

de ketelaere is incredibly useless, just put lukaku there asap please

>>155327912
so pep didn't have a clue

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>De Ketelaere scored 5 goals in 42 games this season

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>>155325344
Falafels

WHEN I SAY 'SHIT IS ' YOU SAY "RIGGED"

>SHIT IS


>SHIT IS

Giroud is so fucking boring holy shit

I heard that De Bruyne was finished but watching it in real time is something else.

>>155328191
Egypt are a good side. Much better than Cape Verde, the bus parkers. Proper match on our hands here lad

>>155328238
he still looks like such a giga pussy slayer though

Mighty European Men of Great Ethnic Descent simply can't imagine that a country as Mighty as Belgium, a land of many great men and Christians, could be losing a football match to Egypt, a land of swarthy untrustworthy Mohammadean men and bazaars.

CUckEFA and Conmemebol are a fucking joke lmao

>>155328323
We're not that good. his was our best half in a long time, pretty sure they we just showed up for the occasion

My Italia would destroy both of these teams.

>>155328191
egypt are a tidy side, belgium are often a bit flawed, and not everything you dislike the outcome of is rigged fatlad. good life lesson for you there.

>>155328531
Doubtful.

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>>155328020
>striker scores once every 2 months
>that will be 44 millions plus tax plus tip

Thirdies need to apologize to the host countries

>>155328020
This dude makes Delap look like R9

Every time they've shown the Belgian coach he hasn't been watching the game

thoroughly enjoying this match lads. very nice world cup tie for a monday evening

>egypt is whiter
We need to stop using the old ottoman term for egypt when talking for black and start calling them waffle

did de bruyne get a hair transplant?

Belgians don't want to pass to each other it seems, very selfish team

heh... my boy dokingz...

>>155329032
people care more in the main march thread lad post it there and you'll get a better response x

Doku thinks he's playing alone

>>155329131
he thinks he's playing against epl (english) defenders, he just can't handle the physicality of epl (egyptian) defenders

>>155329131
earned them the biggest chance so far

>le golden generation

>>155329099
apparently de bruyne is cancer and shouts at all the other belgians for not being as good as him

What on Earth was that?!

>you now remember hazard (when he was good)

>Ashpoor

>poortois
>Egyptian finishing

>shot escapes the pitch via the side line
lmao

>Letting Salah win a header against you
Yeah this team isn't going past R32

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>out for a throw in

WTF WAS THAT

>shot goes out for a throw in
genuinely awful. should have buried that

>>155329311
Yeah, Thorgan was a baller at Mönchengladbach

Why did I put Kevin de Coldchest in my fantasy team?

>>155329382
>>155329405
I thought he was crossing it back in? Lol

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always enjoy when a footballer's name is fatty

>>155329311
hardly anyone remembers Kylian Hazard because he was never that good

>>155329490
Yes why, he's an old man now.

good Ngoy

>>155329311
>Eatin' Fatzard
>Good
>Ever

>>155325344
I want them inside me.

Doku? More like, Get-blocked-ooooo

I usually like Doku but he's really being Neymarish in this game.

Almirón got carded for diving and Doku didn't. Bit racist innit.

Doku? more like Diveku

there will be a goal soon

marmoush has been kinda shit lately

Doku shouldn't even be in the box ever

de catheter finally did something

>Romepoo Poocockpoo
>In the year of our lord 2026

imsane levels of scanning from de bruyne there

Why the fuck stop bro, your team had clear advantage???

>>155329828
only he can save them now, just watch

Where is LUKAKU

Lukaku better not enter just to job.

>>155329828
If he scores after all that I'll kms

>>155325344
kek did Belgays really think this match was in the bag?

>JOBkeku

big rom looking FAT

APOLOGIZE

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>>155329828

LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU

I was just about to say they're having to rely on old-man Lukaku...

apologize

>>155329907
>>155329907
>>155329907
What????

the nubian destroys the egyptians

>>155329873
nvm I kneel Lukaku, sir.

LUKAKUUUUUUUU

>>155329682
see?

De Ketelaere should retire. Lukaku is a fucking corpse who hasn't played more than 15' per match over the last 8 or so months.

UNC STILL GOT IT LMAO

LMAO IT WAS AN OWNGOAL

actually a platonic kekaku gol

>>155329886
RIP

>>155330091
Egyptian own goal. I will not retract my previous statement.

FUCK
it takes a Black Kang to defeat the Egytian Kangs
cumskins can't compete

>Own goal

>>155329907
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>own goal
>lelkeku actually did nothing

>>155330223
He didnt score

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>>155330025
>OG
I stand by my opinion

BIG ROM

Redeemed!

They were doing everything they could to stop that big nig from barreling into the box but he did it anyways

Lukaku's sheer presence created the own goal.

>>155330178
>own goal
nvm nvm Fuck you poopkaku

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>comes up
>immediate goal
>goes for a drink

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>>155330248

>>155330302
>>155330264
>>155330250
He made the run. The other twink was just standing around. Plus Lukaku has aura and that scared the Egyptian CBs

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my goat

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>Giroud referring to Belgium as "we"
Is he on drugs? Genuinely

>own goal
he produced it, you know it, de kekrelelaeter would never

>THIS HYDRATION BREAK SPONSORED BY POWERADE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY LAND'O'LAKES BUTTER IT'S THE BUTTER THAT'S BUTTERIER THAN THE BUTTERIEST BUTTER OOH LORDY WHAT A BUTTER

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>>155328238
Only hired for his looks, disgraceful really.

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Lukaku put the pressure there, so I'll count it as an assist.

Anyone could score an own goal. I could do it. Sorry Lukaku, try better next time.

>Hydration break brought to you by POWERADE!
This is getting old.

>>155330460
You live another day

a draw is good for Egypt, this is their hardest match in this shit group
NZ and Iran are a walk in the park

>32 degrees
>he takes a light blue shirt
yeah

>>155330478
Theyre whiter than france

>>155330594
problem is, we play better in harder game. watch us shit ourselves against ayatollahs and kiwi farmers

>lukaku:
didn't touch the ball
>me on my sofa drinking stella:
didn't touch the ball

equal input in that goal from me and big rom i think you will agree

>>155330476
a few more goals and /sp/ can resign him

what are you lads drinking had a bottle of wine and two sleeping pills myself

>>155330702
Should count it as a goal at the start of the next England game really. Only fair.

>muh salah

>another puma shirt tearing apart

Salah can't escape a bald coach subbing him off. kek

>less salah
idk about this bros

oh Salah is out, now maybe Egypt can start playing good

>>155330793
Rum & Cola for me lad

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>Taking off Salah
Yeah I'm not interested anymore

>>155330809
i am technically second top scorer in the tournament rn
did it for england

>Lukaku comes on
>Team gets better
Woah

reckon the waffles might have left it too late to work out how to not be shit in this match

>>155331006
A point's a point innit

>>155331006
Finger my ass

>tell doku to stop larping
>feed ketelaere into a wood chipper
>deploy lukaku
all it takes

Clear yellow ref what the fuck

spam it onto fat rom's head lads

>>155330977
More like they told Doku to stop neymaring.

What a shitty match. Worse than Scotland vs can't even remember

>defender pushes a player with considerable force as he's about to shoot and it's perfectly okay in the referee's eyes
>player about to receive a pass facing his own goal gets the slightest tap in the back, dives and he wins a free
Make it make sense.

>Matías Fernández-Pardo
Does Belgium have any Belgian player?

too fat to jump

why did the bald fraud take our best passer off for an 18 year old zoomer who never played senior football

>>155331163
I found it entertaining

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So we told Jeremy Doku that the goal of the sport is to put the ball in the back of the net, this was his reaction.

Lukaku actually looks old and slow :( Remember when Chelsea signed him he was a strong fast buck

hows that not a foul?

GGOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

kek the manager is fucking soaked

THE BELGIUM COACH WASN'T LOOKING AT THE GAME AGAIN!!!!! How can he do his job if he NEVER sees the game.

didn't know a person can sweat that much

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>>155326930
>pirate photoshop
GIMP does the job too

boring end

If Lukaku started this game, Belgium would have won. Idk what that twink who got subbed out was doing but they were functionally playing with 10 men with him on the pitch.

>The avg euroman can't handle 27° C
No wonder they're all being so shit this wc.

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Reminder to hug your parents & tell them you love them

>>155331817
>>155331734
>Still wearing a tie in that weather

>Giroud still saying "we" about Belgium and still being boring as fuck
Is there seriously no one better than him they could get?

>>155331873
Wholesome content

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You guys told me Belgium was actually good this time

>>155332099
they just played an incompetent striker to make things more interesting, of course they are good

>>155331873
>End of match
>Handhsake between coaches
>Egypt coach seething about the pen
>Belgium coach does the "piss off" motion with the fingers

Kinda lit.

>>155332099
Stop making shit up

>>155332099
you chaps fucked it in your first game last wc no?

>>155332099
Four years ago KdB said he was too old for this shit. Imagine how he's feeling in 2026.

>>155332372
I think he was asked whether he thought Belgium would win the world cup and he laughed and said that their players were not good enough. I guess that's why he's not captain anymore.