waffles
>>155325344Liege or Brussels style? I tend to prefer the latter.
>>155325344>old de bruyne vs old salahriveting
>>155325344Bump
>Egypt actually playing with urgency instead of parking the busThat's a first
been to Lumen in the driving rain a few times. The strip club just around the corner from the stadium was a great way to dry out afterwards.
>the last world cup with england flagslet's enjoy, lads
Doku being the best outfielder on Belgium is beyond grim
>>155325344Funny story I had a dream about making those things once then I woke up and actually got myself the recipes and the iron-thingy and just made them! I thought it was okay I put a bunch of sweet stuff on mine like ice cream and jellybeans and syrup and whatever elseI see why you like em
>>155325344Waffles are mid
found the pancake lover.
>>155325790he wants them johnny cakes
>>155325706for me they look better on paper than the golden generation did
BLOOTER
>LELGIUM
TUTTENKAMUHNCHADS WE STAY WINNING
what a howitzer
>Cootwa when he's playing for his country and not for Senor Perez
>la golden génération Lol, lmao even
pick that one out. Now for some Haram ball.
kind of a soft goal
Belgium are the European Turkey, eternal dark horses that never deliver.
mad how everything you learn playing pes is true irl. take the shot early.
drinks break raspberries fresh from the farm. who else eating well today?
This stadium looks kinda kino ngl...
So the sport finally became Americanized eh?
>>155326596tucking into a curry here
>>155326333That's not really what a dark horse is though. At some point they need to get some results and upsets that surprise people. Those 2 countries perpetually under-deliver for what is on paper, good squads.
>>155326651nice one. I just finished up similar with pork belly. Leftovers from last night on the grill.
Someone photoshop the "please be patient I have autism" hat on the Belgian coach
>>155326596Staying away for work, had a Toby Carvery round the corner from the hotel and now back in the room shitposting with you lads. Life is not so bad
proper game this
Doku is a bit overrated. 88 games and 11 goals in the Premier League. And every pundit lauds him as the best thing City has
>>155326596Kids getting home from school soon. Marinating some salmon to throw on the grill in a bit with some mixed veg
>>155326817the vision is yours, go pirate photoshop and get to work
>>155326819love a cheeky toby me
>SmellgiumLook terrible
>>155326826he's very productive tbf
Are people seriously STILL surprised at Belgium choking? In fact they're not even choking, they simply never were good.
>Fatoo
I forgot onanaa existed
>>155326826he's black and has pace, of course UK loves him
>>155327111Oh fuck. Don't remind me. Still have the MUG scars.
>>155327111The KWABber of Grimsby
Embarassing lmfaooEgies literally only got 7 africa cup by bribing, maybe Belgium should be split between the french and the dutch
>>155327144this tbph. pep didn't have a fucking clue
>SeattleStop it you're killing me hehehehe. Aaaahahaha Seattle hehhehehe
>Drossard
swear danny murphy just said 'trossard fucked his lines there'
the box looking like the rafah crossing nobody getting through
>>155327279kek sure didn't
>>155327111That's the "Andrew's not even my name, mate" Onana, not the goalie
>>155327488he liked doku didn't he?
>Dokpoo
got to do the bins at halftime. hate doing the bins.
>>155327743he did, but he literally does the same thing everytime, sprint sprint, cut inside towards the box. So it did work for him in the beginning
de ketelaere is incredibly useless, just put lukaku there asap please
>>155327912so pep didn't have a clue
>De Ketelaere scored 5 goals in 42 games this season
>>155325344Falafels
WHEN I SAY 'SHIT IS ' YOU SAY "RIGGED">SHIT IS>SHIT IS
Giroud is so fucking boring holy shit
I heard that De Bruyne was finished but watching it in real time is something else.
>>155328191Egypt are a good side. Much better than Cape Verde, the bus parkers. Proper match on our hands here lad
>>155328238he still looks like such a giga pussy slayer though
Mighty European Men of Great Ethnic Descent simply can't imagine that a country as Mighty as Belgium, a land of many great men and Christians, could be losing a football match to Egypt, a land of swarthy untrustworthy Mohammadean men and bazaars.
CUckEFA and Conmemebol are a fucking joke lmao
>>155328323We're not that good. his was our best half in a long time, pretty sure they we just showed up for the occasion
My Italia would destroy both of these teams.
>>155328191egypt are a tidy side, belgium are often a bit flawed, and not everything you dislike the outcome of is rigged fatlad. good life lesson for you there.
>>155328531Doubtful.
>>155328020>striker scores once every 2 months>that will be 44 millions plus tax plus tip
Thirdies need to apologize to the host countries
>>155328020This dude makes Delap look like R9
Every time they've shown the Belgian coach he hasn't been watching the game
thoroughly enjoying this match lads. very nice world cup tie for a monday evening
>egypt is whiterWe need to stop using the old ottoman term for egypt when talking for black and start calling them waffle
did de bruyne get a hair transplant?
Belgians don't want to pass to each other it seems, very selfish team
heh... my boy dokingz...
>>155329032people care more in the main march thread lad post it there and you'll get a better response x
Doku thinks he's playing alone
>>155329131he thinks he's playing against epl (english) defenders, he just can't handle the physicality of epl (egyptian) defenders
>>155329131earned them the biggest chance so far
>le golden generation
>>155329099apparently de bruyne is cancer and shouts at all the other belgians for not being as good as him
What on Earth was that?!
>you now remember hazard (when he was good)
>Ashpoor
>poortois>Egyptian finishing
>shot escapes the pitch via the side linelmao
>Letting Salah win a header against youYeah this team isn't going past R32
>out for a throw in
WTF WAS THAT
>shot goes out for a throw ingenuinely awful. should have buried that
>>155329311Yeah, Thorgan was a baller at Mönchengladbach
Why did I put Kevin de Coldchest in my fantasy team?
>>155329382>>155329405I thought he was crossing it back in? Lol
always enjoy when a footballer's name is fatty
>>155329311hardly anyone remembers Kylian Hazard because he was never that good
>>155329490Yes why, he's an old man now.
good Ngoy
>>155329311>Eatin' Fatzard>Good>Ever
>>155325344I want them inside me.
Doku? More like, Get-blocked-ooooo
I usually like Doku but he's really being Neymarish in this game.
Almirón got carded for diving and Doku didn't. Bit racist innit.
Doku? more like Diveku
there will be a goal soon
marmoush has been kinda shit lately
Doku shouldn't even be in the box ever
de catheter finally did something
>Romepoo Poocockpoo>In the year of our lord 2026
imsane levels of scanning from de bruyne there
Why the fuck stop bro, your team had clear advantage???
>>155329828only he can save them now, just watch
Where is LUKAKU
Lukaku better not enter just to job.
>>155329828If he scores after all that I'll kms
>>155325344kek did Belgays really think this match was in the bag?
>JOBkeku
big rom looking FAT
APOLOGIZE
>>155329828
LUKAKU LUKAKU LUKAKU
I was just about to say they're having to rely on old-man Lukaku...
apologize
>>155329907>>155329907>>155329907What????
the nubian destroys the egyptians
>>155329873nvm I kneel Lukaku, sir.
LUKAKUUUUUUUU
>>155329682see?
De Ketelaere should retire. Lukaku is a fucking corpse who hasn't played more than 15' per match over the last 8 or so months.
UNC STILL GOT IT LMAO
LMAO IT WAS AN OWNGOAL
actually a platonic kekaku gol
>>155329886RIP
>>155330091Egyptian own goal. I will not retract my previous statement.
FUCKit takes a Black Kang to defeat the Egytian Kangscumskins can't compete
>Own goal
>>155329907HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>own goal>lelkeku actually did nothing
>>155330223He didnt score
>>155330025>OGI stand by my opinion
BIG ROM
Redeemed!
They were doing everything they could to stop that big nig from barreling into the box but he did it anyways
Lukaku's sheer presence created the own goal.
>>155330178>own goalnvm nvm Fuck you poopkaku
>comes up>immediate goal>goes for a drink
>>155330248
>>155330302>>155330264>>155330250He made the run. The other twink was just standing around. Plus Lukaku has aura and that scared the Egyptian CBs
my goat
>Giroud referring to Belgium as "we"Is he on drugs? Genuinely
>own goalhe produced it, you know it, de kekrelelaeter would never
>THIS HYDRATION BREAK SPONSORED BY POWERADE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY LAND'O'LAKES BUTTER IT'S THE BUTTER THAT'S BUTTERIER THAN THE BUTTERIEST BUTTER OOH LORDY WHAT A BUTTER
>>155328238Only hired for his looks, disgraceful really.
Lukaku put the pressure there, so I'll count it as an assist.
Anyone could score an own goal. I could do it. Sorry Lukaku, try better next time.
>Hydration break brought to you by POWERADE!This is getting old.
>>155330460You live another day
a draw is good for Egypt, this is their hardest match in this shit groupNZ and Iran are a walk in the park
>32 degrees>he takes a light blue shirtyeah
>>155330478Theyre whiter than france
>>155330594problem is, we play better in harder game. watch us shit ourselves against ayatollahs and kiwi farmers
>lukaku:didn't touch the ball>me on my sofa drinking stella:didn't touch the ballequal input in that goal from me and big rom i think you will agree
>>155330476a few more goals and /sp/ can resign him
what are you lads drinking had a bottle of wine and two sleeping pills myself
>>155330702Should count it as a goal at the start of the next England game really. Only fair.
>muh salah
>another puma shirt tearing apart
Salah can't escape a bald coach subbing him off. kek
>less salahidk about this bros
oh Salah is out, now maybe Egypt can start playing good
>>155330793Rum & Cola for me lad
>Taking off SalahYeah I'm not interested anymore
>>155330809i am technically second top scorer in the tournament rndid it for england
>Lukaku comes on>Team gets betterWoah
reckon the waffles might have left it too late to work out how to not be shit in this match
>>155331006A point's a point innit
>>155331006Finger my ass
>tell doku to stop larping>feed ketelaere into a wood chipper>deploy lukakuall it takes
Clear yellow ref what the fuck
spam it onto fat rom's head lads
>>155330977More like they told Doku to stop neymaring.
What a shitty match. Worse than Scotland vs can't even remember
>defender pushes a player with considerable force as he's about to shoot and it's perfectly okay in the referee's eyes>player about to receive a pass facing his own goal gets the slightest tap in the back, dives and he wins a freeMake it make sense.
>Matías Fernández-PardoDoes Belgium have any Belgian player?
too fat to jump
why did the bald fraud take our best passer off for an 18 year old zoomer who never played senior football
>>155331163I found it entertaining
So we told Jeremy Doku that the goal of the sport is to put the ball in the back of the net, this was his reaction.
Lukaku actually looks old and slow :( Remember when Chelsea signed him he was a strong fast buck
hows that not a foul?
GGOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
kek the manager is fucking soaked
THE BELGIUM COACH WASN'T LOOKING AT THE GAME AGAIN!!!!! How can he do his job if he NEVER sees the game.
didn't know a person can sweat that much
>>155326930>pirate photoshopGIMP does the job too
boring end
If Lukaku started this game, Belgium would have won. Idk what that twink who got subbed out was doing but they were functionally playing with 10 men with him on the pitch.
>The avg euroman can't handle 27° C No wonder they're all being so shit this wc.
Reminder to hug your parents & tell them you love them
>>155331817>>155331734>Still wearing a tie in that weather
>Giroud still saying "we" about Belgium and still being boring as fuckIs there seriously no one better than him they could get?
>>155331873Wholesome content
You guys told me Belgium was actually good this time
>>155332099they just played an incompetent striker to make things more interesting, of course they are good
>>155331873>End of match>Handhsake between coaches>Egypt coach seething about the pen>Belgium coach does the "piss off" motion with the fingersKinda lit.
>>155332099Stop making shit up
>>155332099you chaps fucked it in your first game last wc no?
>>155332099Four years ago KdB said he was too old for this shit. Imagine how he's feeling in 2026.
>>155332372I think he was asked whether he thought Belgium would win the world cup and he laughed and said that their players were not good enough. I guess that's why he's not captain anymore.
