heemvious: >>155318525>QOTDOn a scale of 1 - 10, how do you rate yesterday's card?
Ilia Tipturo
topuria is blind
>>155326701yes
>>155326669>bwno what's that? stop giving me (you)s I get notfied
dont post it
Hokbless
>>155326740Clitia and Tomala will be joining a new special olympics MMA league
>>155326749dont tell me what to do nerd
https://old.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1u65o5c/luke_thomas_seething_during_great_card/
>>155326656>>155326735>>155326741>>155326745So y'all gotta get this shit straight. Obammy was just sucking BBC while the Sercret Service watched that shit?
I think Hokit's hit his ceiling. he was gassing out a little bit against a morbidly obese 45 year old Derrick Lewis and couldn't even take him down in the 2nd roundI think he loses to Almeida, Waldo, Volkov, Pavlovichdefinitely gets heemed by Aspinall and Gane
>>155326820damn! Gregory Rodriguez hit up Michelle Obama
>>155326681>weBritain released all the Imprisoned sailors and the US expanded by taking Spanish territory (an ally of Britain in the war)
>>155326820again you need to ask sneed i only get invited to heem krystal ball and the drumpf daughter
Clitia Tapturdo got RAPEDGODne Dominates PoaDONE into retirementChandler adopts another black child
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf49XmDieD0
>>155326884>goes to fight the Spanish instead of fighting the big bad britishno wonder you guys signed that treaty in record time.
Cyril Gane
TIME TO END THE SUFFERING
>>155326801i watched some clip of him reacting to the gane paris shout out. his right eye lowkenuinely looks chopped
>>155326974no it doesn't "mate"
>>155326963Okay I didn't know Sean could get this based. He's literally just like me.
>>155326963>Strickland spoofs on Xitter and is 99% a /pol/tardone of us one of us
Cyril has tom chevkmated
>>155326963>>155327042>>155327045imagine identifying with a pillow fisted moran who acts like a 13 year old that just discovered /pol/the sad thing is you don't even realize what that says about you. you are genetically limited from thinking in a well adjusted way
siril garn is french
>>155326974Ive torn my left cornea more than 20 times and even had the legendary double eye tear once. Aspinall is a lying sack of shit ive had 20 year career Dr's tell me they've never seen abrasions like mine and then I get healed in a week with steroid eyedrops. Gane didnt split his eye open and hemorrhage the jelly and make the eye fall out if his head Aspinall just ran when it came.
>>155326656Honestly 8/10. Cant really say much about the walkins and everything inbetween because I only tune in and out to watch the fights but it was great overall. Wouldve probably been a 9 or 10 if there were more fighters on the card that I cared about because besides Justin there werent any that I cared much about. Still all 7 fights ended by knockout so pretty great overall yeah.
What are the Top 5 UFC PPVs you’d show a new fan to try and get them into MMA?
>>155327135You dropped this, King.
N-NO CHAMANO CHAMA-ACK!!
>>155327207exactly what I meanabsolutely brainwashed by ingesting terminal online slop
>>155327173damn sorry about your eye bro, that sounds annoying
Arman should still be fighting for the belt and he would decimate Garth.
>>155326963justin shuns minge and sean has a wife
>>155327260>I'm not brainwashed, you're heckin brainwashed! Trust the system! Politicians have your best interest in mind!
>>155327353>buzzwords>buzzpics>government boogeymanyeah bro you're really special, definitely not npc behavior replicated millions of times on 4chinscongrats on seeing beyond the matrix just like your thousands of fellow NEETs. this is a revolution on the order of Kant's metaphysics
Yeah im thinking I won't be watching rigged UFC slop any longer Thank god WC kino is on
>>155327467how much for me to put my balls on your forehead?
>>155327467So the government is not in bed with Israel? There aren't anti-BDS laws? Thomas Massie didn't get blackballed for opposing Israel? Are you a living, breathing retard?
>>155327264Thanks it sucks dicks. The last round of roid drops stabilized them so hopefully I wont need corrective surgery theyre starting to get damaged from the constant wear
>>155327558>>155327524>mfw
Gane lost to Volkov.
>>155326735He changed his bio, no more 18-0, it's ogre for clitia
>>155327622Only 19 out of 20 judges believe this.
>>155327623damn, he was too fragile to leave in 17-1 and just took his record out altogether lol
>>155327622Imagine volkov kick fucking pereira with his giant 5 foot legs
>>155327673Imaineg me turkey salpping your face micht my peins
>>155326963Why did Pissland have to be a late bloomer?
>>155327622
>>155327737I cant let you get close
it's either heem or be heemed b
>Tai Tuivasa performed better against Gane than Pereira
>>155326974>waldo fought 3 times since his much worse eyepokestate of tomala
you will know gane
White man Waldo heems Gane.
>>155326656this card was 10/10. 10 being the best card of all time even if flawed.What went well:>It did what boxing tried to do with live music/performances but 100x better.>Marine band killed it, the whole military theme and their involvement was wholesome and kino>made full use of White House gimmick instead of it just being a backdrop like the pyramids shit or times square event>Starting walkouts closer to the lawn until it went all the way into the oval office was genius >Gaethje's walkout is better than anything Hollywood could produce. Its tied with Till's walkout to Sweet Caroline for me.>every fight on the card ended in a finish, storywise it could only be better if Garth flatlined ilia and Gane got KO'dWhat i didnt like>the crowd was underwhelming, not enough cheers for the fighters as they entered. They also bood Hokit, steve garcia and rooted for diego lopes and Derrick lewis. Definitely a liberal heavy crowd as they also bood/barely cheered for Trump and gasped at the Michelle obama line.>The ellipse was the real crowd and I wish they panned to them more often and got them more involved>not enough kino crowdcam shots of all the fighters, celebrities and politicians in attendance>AIslop for the patriotic propaganda left a bad taste in my mouth. It took up too much time and id rather they spent it actually honoring the vets in attendance.>Tyson Fury did not deserve a walkout and interview. They should've done that with the pilot that got rescued in Iran or something. Keep Zuffa/Boxing in its own lane, we dont watch that shit.>15 second gambling commercials right after the walkouts soured the experience
>>155327867Ones a natural fat ass at HW the other got fat to fight at HW.
https://www.youtube.com/live/rQWeo7fmM08?t=11917&is=8xk6qRTVwmtm4Tee>3:18:41Kekkkkkk
10it was basedherb dean and the referees and michael buffer were my favorite people therei can see myself possibly becoming an announcer at some point but i'll probably never be a fighter
>one day after the biggest ufc event of all time and Ariel is interviewing Anthony Smiff for an hour
>>155327968>storywise it could only be better if Garth flatlined ilia and Gane got KO'd>if Gane got KO'dyou were based until this partGane is a much larger credit to MMA than Pereira will ever be. Gane is 250 lbs and has the best footwork in the entire sport. he's a freak and you should learn to appreciate him
>>155327968When the first guards opened the white house for Garcia to walk through it the boner I had from the 12 jet flyover exploded
No Charly Arnolt on the mic was a disgrace. How can you celebrate America without big fake titty bimbos?
wait so either refs have always had the authority to overrule a doctors decision but just havent, or goddard completely overstepped here
>>155328190worse yet how do you celebrate trump
>>155328207refs have always had the authority to overrule a doctors decision
>>155328180ProphecyProfficiencyPedigree
>>155328207It seems like reckless behavior. Ilia should be able to sue over that shit.
>>155328180I heard he's actually pretty good in this. should I watch it?
me vs gaethje doubters
>>155328180>Gane>K.O.uhh sweaty...
>>155328180Is this real ? He starred in a netflix movie
Heeminder Fiziev almost beat Gaethje once and had a very close fight in the rematch. Levels.
https://youtu.be/pv1qgX4Oik8?is=zPAPVFC3rFy9TMvGChandler getting raped by ruffy
>>155328296Goddard gave Ilia the chance to be a warrior, it's not his fault Clitia's a giant faggot midget pussy
>>155328379I thought Fiziev arguably won two rounds in the first fight iirc. Gaethje outdamaged though.
They should fight on an oil rig
whats next for alex? another heavyweight attempt or go back down to fight ulberg?
Volkov won against Gane
when will people finally recognize that he's a top 10, if not top 5, HW oat?
Raped ugly pig freak.
>>155328477Only 19/20 judges agree with this erroneous statement.
where is hap and ace
>>155328486this one is my personal favorite
craziest part was when gaethje climbed the claw, said 8 hundred twenty-five geez baby! and did a somersault off it into the octagon
>>155328530They're out having fun with Brie.
>>155328550mia has aged disgracefully
>>155328090Gane lost to volkov and got sat down by tai. Him being undeserving of the title shot makes him the villain.
>>155328486Gane is a bad mutt cause he beats Whites and constantly gets BLACKED by any decently in shape fighter that's darker than him.
Reminder that it was JUSTIN 'GARTH' GAETHJE who ended that zesty little Germanic-Georgian-Spanish dudes 17-0 record and his title reign.
>>155328601that's MA.I.
>>155328633lost against volkov
Ilia Topuria: Justin Gaethje raped me
>>155328455Aircraft carrier. Top of a skyscraper. An island but for real this time. Plenty of options for freak show events.
Topuria could have been a long reigning 145 champion, but the multiple division shit ruined the sport.
>>155328650Gaethje is the Germanic Chad. Ilia is a filthy migrant.
>>155327135You dont even earn good money.
Did Tysoy announce anything? They said he was gonna say something about Zuffa 100%. I must've missed it.
just how bad is the guy that sean omalley heemed
>>155328486If he didn’t shit the bed whenever someone takes him down he’d be one of the HW GOATs. Luckily no one currently is a great wrestler
>>155328621he styled on Volkov the first time and the second fight was very competitive and could reasonably be scored for Gane. people just emotionally latch onto narratives when they have little else to live for. if you truly refuse to see how the fight could be scored for Gane, then you are one of those people. it's not a judgment, just a factGane got flash KD'd by Tai and came back to viciously heem him. that's heart. are you going to claim elite fighters have never been hurt by lesser comp?he's deserving of the title shot because he's the most skilled HW there is atm. you only like applying sporting "integrity" when it fits your simplistic, WWE-brained good-vs-evil perspective>>155328633clown post, quit the internet cold turkey and get some fresh air, sunshine and water
>>155328653an AImprovement
>>155328761enter HOKIT
>>155328661>freak showThat would be your cartel run shithole. This is your equivalent of UFC Freedom 250
>>155328747no and daner avoided saying anything concrete at the post fight probably a power move to hearn
>>155328742I make $50/hr. it's not great but it'll do until I get my certifications that boost me beyond $200kI'm 33 ftr
>made the GOAT shoot>made roided jiggano shoot>made tomala quit after jabbing mastervlass>starches meme face in 2 rounds
>>155328762nigga wrote an essay defending some guy he never met>people just emotionally latch onto narratives when they have little else to live forlmao
Greatest Story wins of all time1. Gaethje vs Topuria2. Weidman vs Silva3. Matt Serra vs GSP4. Bisping vs GSP5. Conor vs Diaz6. Cruz vs Garbrandt7. Bisping vs Rockhold8. Brock vs Mir 29. Conor vs Diaz 210. Pereira vs Adesanya11. DC vs Stipe 312. Usman vs Edwards13. Pereira vs Adesanya14. Strickland vs Adesanya15. Masvidal vs Darren Till
>>155328762
>>155328817>I make $50/hr.I dont think you do.
>>155328747nah he said he would let daner announce it, then daner said they arent ready to announce that tyson is signed to zuffa and is fighting aj. anik might have said the AJ part and not daner
>>155328362https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ECPKBH88No
>>155328762>clown post, quit the internet cold turkey and get some fresh air, sunshine and waterCope. France is a BLACKED shithole. The Eiffel Tower had an interracial sex mural under it.
>>155328804Ok weird guy, I'm not gonna look at that shit.
What does Nina Drama do other than distract fighters trying to get ready for their fights
France's finest son.
pride fc was better
>>155326749
>>155328987many are saying this
>>155328919bruh you probably did that shit
>>155328804What's with the pizzas?
Do you guys have any screen caps of leftist seethe about trump and ufc 250 last night
>>155328901>people dancing in 2 tone >the mutt thinks of interracial sexget help
pereira had a BBL or sumin fr fr
>>155327201Ufc 100 Ufc gastelum vs adesanya + holloway vs poirierUfc 1 Ufc 300 Ufc white houseIn that order and then the whole mcgregor carrer
>>155328919Does reality scare you myfriend?
>>155328835>121 words>essayyou're so fuckedI defend reason, not the man>>155328874fallacious appeal to "authority"I don't care what these out of shape dweebs think. Gane clearly had a good fight vs Volkov and I am highly confident he'd be the favorite again if they had a rubber match>>155328882see attached from a random day's billing
How are braziltroons coping?
>>155328864Brock vs Mir 2 should be higher
>>155329065I imagine a lot of them are butthurt about the big mike obama comment
>>155329052a message to dominos to fix their fucking ingredients
>>155329052what's wrong with a pizza every now and then
doctor should have #1 authority. hes the only one impartial and emotionally impartial and not retarded
>>155329087Sane people generally avoid looking at gore, yeah. Thank you for not posting the rest of your folder tho.
>>155329141yeah so fuck that shit
>>155329077The freak who drew is a Jew leftist named Cleon Peterson who also drew pictures of blacks killing Whites. The center is literally a White woman making out with a nig.
>>155329052The Sinaloa cartel split into two factions after el chapo was extradited. One following the new leader and one loyal to el chapo's family. The latter group is called "Chapizas". The guy was part of the group so they left pizzas there as a joke
>>155328999That seemed a little zesty...I think Gane might have a little sugar in his tank.
>>155329175"Sane" people love to blind themselves from what this world truly is..
>>155329077Yeah, this is totally normal and not weird shit at all you cuck Mong.
>>155329122Domino's is quite grim>>155329208Fascinating stuff
>>155329196Common Jdaddy W
>>155329220Damn...
>Prime Topturo took life altering damage>Against 50 year old Gaycheese>MfwAlso the Omalley fixed stoppage was blatant even by project standards.
>>155329220that nigga literally lives it, surrounded by it for years, permeating every aspect of society, why would he want a constant reminder of it while chilling on heem
>>155329220>sane people are sheep, THATS WHY i have thousands of gore pics and vids saved on my comp! to prove i'm not a sheep!I cannot wait until the internet is Big Brotherized and Trump's successor brings back insane asylumsthe cleansed internet will be such a beautiful thing
Visions of Victory
>>155329381So that he can wake up and get off of heem.com and go do something about it. Stoke the fire of life inside him and die for something greater than himself. He MUST kill a Mexican politician.
>>155329377Zahabi got tkod by freedom
He who exalts himself will be humbled!
>>155329381>>155329472
>>155329518yes I have read the bible, what of it
>>155329472I do not have gore saved onto my computer, but I don't shy away from it either. It's healthy to be reminded of what you are on the inside. Just some meat with a mind.
>>155329518how the hell did Islam get to Tatooine?
>>155329472>People that disagree with me should be locked awayCommie faggot.
>>155329511youre a genuine retard if you believe something can be done about it
Hokdaddy cursed Jiraped, Poapiggy, and Topiglet...
>>155329574Toydarians
>>155329586storing gore pics and such has nothing to do with disagreement, but i can see why your deranged mind would see it that way since it doesn't work properly and requires mandatory psychiatric observation
>>155329598True. No one will ever do anything cause then they might miss the episode of Star Wars The Phantom Clone Ascends.
>>155329609The dark side leads to many abilities
>>155329381Maybe he should stop the cartels instead of hopping the border
>>155329518he knows about humility
>>155329638How about you get more mad about the people producing the gore? You are like the lefty faggots who suppress surveillance footage of subway stations cause it's full of nigs commiting crimes.
>>155329609He’s too powerful for poopfc I fear
>UFC has the most historic combat sports event in history, executed to near perfection>gets overshadowed in liberal media by Josh hokit
my first impression of ciryl gane was bad. it was the eye poke fight with tom aspinall. i might start liking him and i'll probably see him and start having a more positive impression of him if i see him in the future
>>155329685>doesn't know how flags work on 4channel.gov
Is white house Goythje a new mythical fighter?
>>155329196i stand corrected
>>155329718>you're mad at me for downloading cp? how about you get more mad at the people making it!i can do bothyou're not saving it because you're mad. you're saving it because you're mentally unwellGod willing, you will one day soon be committed
He can't keep getting away with this...
>>155329657good one, retard.
>>155329769Tom's been milking that eyepoke for like 2 years alreadyfact is, he's not good enough to hang with Ciryl on the feet and he's not good enough to take him down and control him to win 3+ rounds
>>155329767Honestly based for Josh Hokit
gaethje is chandler at home if your home is fucking bussing
>>155329866someone needs to animate this into a gif
>>155329845I don't save gore either, dipshit but people should see it so they know how evil brown people are and leftists can't cover it up.
>>155329866look up the rules, i don't think that counts as a foul, and yes there is a definition
>>155329769My introduction to Gane was Jon Jones rag dolling himThat didn’t help my opinion of him
You just know Aspinall can't milk the eyepoke anymore
>>155329845Are you happy they suppress the pic of the French guy getting beheaded for criticizing Muhammad? Do you think that's because they don't want people taking pleasure in seeing the pic or do you think it's because they don't want backlash against foreign browns?
someone tell the faggot to cut it out before i step in
The funniest thing is Michelle Obama is literally a man. But its secret and you're not allow to say that. This is the type of world we live in.
>>155327622At the losing contest, twice.
>>155329931there are all types of evil people. just from this conversation, I can tell I'd rather be friends with a stand up black guy than some lowdown scumbag like you. you give off bad vibes>advocating for spreading gore in the name of /pol/ doomerismv& soon hopefully
>>155329974>newfag
>>155329974Newfag.
>>155329867Rather be retarded then have too weak of a stomach to look at what happens on a daily basis in the world I live in.
>>155330100I used that line on you yesterday
>>155329959What about this angle? Is it actually clean and just touching his ear?
>>155330082It's literally the least controversial opinion ever made, i heard mexicans make that comment before
the black beast? more like black ass reddit BITCH
>>155330046I can turn this question around easily - why doesn't the media immediately make white school shooters' or serial killers' mutilated victims available for easily accessible viewing?it's because no one needs to see that shit and get their brain fucked up and desensitized to evilyou people seek it out because you're mentally unwellyou can identify evil in the world without putting its acts in 4K HD to share with everyoneI wish your families knew you enjoy viewing and sharing gore "for the greater good." would make for a phenomenal Thanksgiving conversation
>I-I deserve rematch!Quiet, piggy.
Did Gaethje and O'Malley have the best entrances?
>>155330360dude should retire on a high like seinfeld the sitcom
>>155330103i have found that it's actually quite banal in reality and there are very few types most people do bad things with the best or most harmless of intentions but either way gane won and we are happy>>155330266you should be shot i don't say it lightly but it would be best for you, behind sauna and ping
>>155329769>>155329974i use to think gane was a cane. but i see it now. the true believers have been right all along
>>155330468gaethje was lame, didnt watch omalley
>>155330434Ugly UGLY FUCKING FREAK!!!DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!!!
>>155330046>Do you think that's because they don't want people taking pleasure in seeing the picYeah, it's because of this + not wanting to disturb viewers. The news also censor videos of serious accidents and there's no political element there for your brainrot to go off.
>>155330468Gaethje yes but omalley walked confused the entire time while the kino cover was being sang. Topuria walkout was also pretty kino.
>>155330536>gaethje was lameNah it was kino
>>155330103>Sure, blacks commit more crime but look at this guy, he's not hurting anyone!Did you know blacks are all simping for Karmelo Anthony, a literal murderer?
michelle obama is such a beautiful woman
Our wife left us and the bull raped us.
>>155330311Under the Unified Rules of MMA (which the UFC operates under), striking the back of the head is strictly **illegal**. It is categorized as a foul due to the massive risk of severe trauma to the spine, brainstem, and occipital lobe.However, because fights are chaotic and fighters are constantly moving, the athletic commissions have a very specific, literal definition of where this illegal zone begins and ends, alongside rules for how referees must handle accidental versus intentional shots.---## 1. The "Mohawk" Definition (The Illegal Zone)The Association of Boxing Commissions (ABC) defines the illegal striking zone using two clear anatomical boundaries. If you look at the diagram below, you can see how this creates a narrow strip down the center-back of the head:* **The Crown to the Spine:** Imagine a **2-inch wide strip** (often called the "mohawk" line) that starts at the very top center of the head (the crown) and runs straight down the middle of the back of the head, continuing directly into the spine.* **Behind the Ears:** The illegal area also includes the space starting from the back of the ear, wrapping around to the other ear.* **The "Mickey Mouse" Exception:** Striking the actual fleshy part directly behind the ear itself is generally considered legal, *unless* the strike lands inside that 2-inch central mohawk zone or moves down into the spine.---## 2. Intent vs. Turning the HeadThis is where referee discretion completely dictates the outcome of a fight. The rules distinguish between a fighter aiming for an illegal spot and a fighter accidentally exposing it.* **Intentional / Careless Striking:** If a fighter is in a dominant position (like back mount or ground-and-pound) and actively punches, elbows, or hammers down directly into that central strip, the referee will intervene immediately. (1/2)
>>155330282Everything flows back to its origins.
>>155330266There’s nothing courageous about exposing oneself to it, once you've grown a brain you'll understand there's a difference between seeing it and actually experiencing it.
>>155330468i thought topuria's was pretty cool. he essentially jogged out and the way he recruited the npc's without missing a beat was neat
>>155328874SHERDOG CHADS ARE NEVER WRONG
*herms you*
>>155330655* **The "Turning" Rule:** If a fighter throws a completely legal strike aimed at the face or the side of the head, but their opponent **turns their head or body at the last split-second** to avoid it, causing the blow to land on the back of the head, it is **not** considered a foul by the attacker. The fighter who turned is deemed responsible for putting themselves in danger.---## 3. How Referees Handle the FoulIf an illegal back-of-the-head strike lands, the referee has a few options depending on the severity and perceived intent:* **Warnings:** For minor or borderline grazing shots during active grappling exchanges, referees will usually yell severe verbal warnings ("Watch the back of the head!") without stopping the action.* **Timeouts and Recovery:** If a distinct illegal blow lands and hurts the fighter, the referee can pause the action, call in the ringside physician, and give the fouled fighter up to **5 minutes** to recover (similar to a low blow).* **Point Deductions:** If the referee deems the strike was flagrant, careless, or repeated after warnings, they will deduct 1 point from the offending fighter.* **Disqualification (DQ) vs. No Contest (NC):*** If a fighter is hit with an *intentional* illegal shot and cannot continue, the attacker is **disqualified**.* If the shot was deemed *accidental* but severe enough that the doctor stops the fight, it results in a **Technical Decision** (if enough rounds have passed to score the judges' cards) or a **No Contest**. (2/2)
>>155330618i highly doubt this individual has seen news in text form in a long long time
Michael’s BBC got the piggies wilin’ huh
>>155330418They do, fuckface. Why do you focus on White school shooters cause it's one area of crime where Whites may be overrepresented? Why does it matter than Whites specifically do school shootings when blacks do more overall murders despite a much smaller population? There are also black school shooters like Timmy Simpkins.
>>155330628I don't care. I don't live in the hood and have to worry about that type of black, latino or white dirtbag. I live in the #1 rated most safe county in America that is also one of the priciest. I can tolerate all my minority neighbors and range between liking them or finding them annoyingyou are obsessed with shit that has nothing to do with your immediate life because your immediate life is emptyyou're also an idiot for making statements like "all black people support X" - this is the type of thing you learn to avoid in middle school if you don't live in the sort of areas that produce the type of people you seem to be so against
>>155330675The final bit of your sentence is completely irrelevant. It is important to expose yourself to it, for when you have to experience it.
Still can't believe he did it
>>155330738you completely missed the point. you're deranged and obsessed. no more (You)s. there is no time-effective way to change an idiot's mind over the internet
>>155330738>Why do you care about white children being mass murdered?Piggoy moment.
>>155330496>you should be shot Well, I know you definitely can't do it, since you wouldn't even be able to stomach a picture of it.
>>155330759you are the most insufferable nerd i would take immense pleasure in your hurting icl
topuria is the new ferguson
>>155330758>I don't live in the hoodOh so you're a gated community liberal faggot. The hoods used to be nice White neighborhoods. How about the White people that have to live in the hood for financial reasons? Any compassion for them, faggot? What happens when the hood comes to you?
>>155330771>*sniffle* that wuz spose to be me y'all *sobs* this ain't right y'all... it just ain't fair...
>>155330826too far
>>155330759Wisdom will teach you otherwise.
>>155330816The truth angers dishonest people.
>>155330771I had a vision of someone backflipping at the white house so I bet on both chandler and garth so happy for that nigga
>>155330801Auspiggy shouldn’t have tried to suck Melodaddy’s BBC. It was a self defence porking.
Post>yfw Real American started blazing
>>155330801Hey retard. Why do you care about one specific kind of killing but ignore other kinds? Like I said there are black school shooters. The Virginia Tech shooter was Asian. School shooters aren't a particularly White problem you're just perpetuating black cope memes. Blacks commit more murder despite having 1/4 the population Whites have.
>>155326656what an incredible event
>>155330857
>>155330799Yeah I don't like my country becoming a shithole ghetto. Excuse me. You know what the real problem is? Talking about it becoming a shithole ghetto. Not the people actually making it one.
>>155330858truisms inspire the insipid
>>155330830I'm right of centerwhite+colored people live all over, not just in the hood or gated communities. white people are significantly underrepresented in inner-city areasthe hood won't come to me due to various hard-locked zoning regulations and median housing+property tax priceslike I told the other weirdo, you're obsessed and not very smart. I don't like to say it but it's true. you behave like a fool. and I don't want to waste my time further on internet arguments with small-minded low-value people who are incapable of expanding their perspective
What was the single most unbelievable outcome in MMA?
>>155330957Aphorisms agitate the assblasted
>Redditurds are STILL having their full blown melty over GODne gaping AGPoatanGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG what a bunch of salty tranny bitches
>>155328747he said probably about 50 times
not to put too fine a point on it but you are awfully presumptuous for someone whose life experience is watching liveleak fwiw
>>155330975It’s still Serra. He’d beaten a bunch of absolute bums on reality tv for a nonsense title shot and zeemed a seemingly unbeatable champ in round 1
>>155331032Awfully presumptuous post.
>>155330964Why should any of our country be ghetto? Why should what was once prime city real estate be relegated to a shithole backwater because violent nigs who can't behave? Yes, with mass immigration the hood can and will come to you.
>>155330906you finna know it !
>>155330914Back to /pol/, tranny
RAPED BROWN FAGGOTS!!!RAPED!BROWN!FAGGOTS!OINK OINK OINK!!!
>>155330360they never learn
>>155331024Reported you to the Canadian government for anti-trans hate speech. Nice try, bigot.
>>155330917You cannot temper steel by watching the fire.
>>155331069you're concession is accepted but if you ever talk like an cunt again i will sit up in my chair to reply do you understand me
>>155331047idk, Gaethje made a known KO demon who was on a legendary win streak say "no mas"there's no fluke there like with Serra. that's just crazy shit
>>155330838Well he went for Conor instead of the title when Khabib fucked off. Was it worth it?
spammy admits to using reddit. i for one am completely stunned.
In hindsight, Sean is an huge faggot for trying to distract Justin over some purity spiral shit before the biggest fight of his life. Total cali fag behavior but I digress!
>>155331160It locked him in.
>>155331156Redaddies own chanpiglets I’m afraid
>>155331184Oh yeah Sean calling him goy really made the difference
>>155330975Peña vs Nunes
Clitiafags, after that embarrassing performance NEVER EVER even whisper Slamdaddy's name again.
strickCHAMP can say and do as he pleases
>>155331160in foresight he is also an huge faggot he went to canada home of many a peach and talked about manfucking for three days
Alidaddy BODIED that leaking AGPiglet freak.
>>155331160holy shit I completely forgot about that shitjustin overcame bare adversity
>>155331224Sean knows that he's getting booked with DDP and then he's losing the belt. Zero chance Khamzat fights for a year much less in a rematch.
I remember when /heem/ used to be a /gane/ general. can we go back to those days now that Gane has shut down the two biggest HW hype trains around?
>>155331212Id be pretty mad if you kept calling me goynon when im in the biggest foight of my loife
sean also has a wife and claims to be an incel so either he's lying or getting the brie treatment instead of the chama special (forced rape)
islam really ducking a dude that got bleemed by GOAThje
>>155331160Good thing Hokit was there to support Gaethje and mindrape topuria
>>155331295nah no new friends. bare niggas switched up
>>155331290Ddp just got ducked by usmeng so looks like theyre wanting a ddp tune up fight before he gets anything else
>>155331301I wouldn't call you goynon I would be chanting USA and posting that you were gonna heem.
>>155331295The bongs won't let it happen
>>155331341Topiglet ducked his Slampapi thoughbeit.
>>155331290Usdaddy is giving DDPiglet a Metcalf mincing
>>155331347bear* it's like pear but with b
the fuck happened here then
what was on the necklace trump wore?
>>155331427Queen of Spades Medallion.
>>155331295/heem/ is a hokit board now.
>>155331419It's called a work in WWE. Notice DC never talked about his twitter during the show.
>>155331386the bongs are fractured splintered and mostly bicker among themselves
One rich kid down, what are the odds the other rich kid gets brutalized?
>>155331427Hokit gave it to trump as a giftHokit said he signed a card and put in a necklace for trump
>>155331427Hokit gave him his very own Hokit fighting cardkinda lame tbfh
>>155331419DC did something good and then and then took it back cause some suits told him to stop.
>>155331427It's actually a collar in shape of the star of david
>>155331499Topigraped isn't rich
CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMELEONYOU COME AND GOOOOOOOTO THE TIRE STOREEEEEEE OO WOAH OH
Hokdaddy for president
>>155331078it probably doesn't bother him because he is one of them. pointless to argue against with enemy, right
i cant get over arman losing to gamrot
tHERES STILL TIME FOR mICKEY gALL TO BECOME THE first TRIPLE CHAMPION IN UFC HISTORY
>kape/gooch>colby/arman This month still has room for kino
>>155331499I think gaethje would heem Arman
>>155331471I like Hokit but I don't see him going much further than this. he gassed in round 2 against the corpse of the Black Beast
>>155331576Nah, he's just a shitlib or a cuckservative.
>Slamdaddy~~ I need a fillup, PRONTO!
Since Justin couldn't HEEM Paddy, and Paddy didn't look nearly as fucked up as Topuria did, does this mean Paddy would also BTFO Topuria?
>>155331499Arman most likely GnP Justin into a vegetable
>>155331576I do it regardless. Back them up to the fence.
>>155331652He was playing with his food like Khabib did with THE Brooklyn Gangster
YOU GOT FUCKING R A P E D !!!!!!
>>155331614>still doubting hokit
>>155331539certainly not now
The baddest man in the world said: Fine, I'll do it myself.HW Champ Tom Aspinall will fight Cyril Gane next. Pooatan's old news. It's up to Tom to dispatch Gane.
>>155329767>heavyweight champ Josh HokitDoes Jake Tapper know something i do not?
>>155331728THE black beast?
Man spammy is happy as a pig in shit that topuria lost wish he was this happy when chimaev lost
>>155331691I don't think Justin was playing with his food considering how sloppy they were both getting at the end of that fight.Paddy just has a GOD chin
Hok acts dumb but is actually 1200 IQ.
>>155331652Paddy would lose because Ilia would be more patient after getting garthed.
>>155331090the fights were good but if you garnered anything positive from the event itself you young cats are FUCKED
>>155331728I didn't doubt him before. I was very excited about him since DWTNCS. I picked him in every fight so far. I would not pick him going further if he matches up with Volkov or Waldo. I also probably wouldn't pick him against Pavlovich.I would definitely expect him to get destroyed by Aspinall or Gane
In many ways Gaethje fulfilled the dreams Dustin tried to do. Dustin beat weightcut Max & a medicated bald Conor while Gaethje made american history that will go down in history books.
>>155331595wow how did you do that
>>155331756He already saw the future. The incredible hok is inevitable
>>155331848I mean what if Paddy and Topuria fought BEFORE Topuria got GARTH'd.And what if Topuria doesn't learn from this, what if he still tries to seek that first round KO and fails to do so because Paddy has an iron chin?
>petr won>van won>strickBEAST won>gane won>garth won>ratlip lost>clitia lost>tomala died>merab lost>belol lost >jdm cried AGAINBlessed year imagine if islam loses
Topuriasistas..... Im going to say it:I;m angry.I'm angry AT Topuria. He should have finished that fight in R2. Losing to Garth is UNACCEPTABLE. I could tell he was going to lose as soon as he failed those submission attempts. I KNEW IT. I knew he would be gassed.Can we put it down to inexperience? NO. He is a multiple-time champ. We put it down to stupidity. He was looking nervous even after R1. At the start of R3, when eh should have been confident, he looked timid. He was already spent. SAD.I am outraged at that performance. I extend my praise unto the chin of Gaethje. He took some good shots.
>>155331716The most wild part about this photo, was this is when his face looked "good" in that fight.
Sean and Garth have saved American MMA.
>>155331906okay but what happens when Hokit faces someone actually good and not washed up old men?
>>155331930no one asked, "mate"
Zatdaddy “lost” a DEI robbery decision. Topiglet got raped, gaped, destroyed, disfigured and steatorrhea’d himself on the stool.
getting cut in the first round is terrible base for MMA just ask nate diaz
>>155331914Islam is a great champion. stop being a chud
>>155331930Shades of Gastelum not finishing Adesayna
all the caucasians are losing bros...
Pereira ruined his legacy with that fight. Why would you go up a weight class and fight one of the most skilled strikers? You could have retired as one of the most accomplished light heavyweights but instead you moved up and got absolutely outclassed proving that your power is what carried you so when you finally fight someone similar in size you get knocked out. More people should learn from Jones regardless of what you think of him. But he dared to be great I guess.
>>1553319732 losers that looked disfigured ahahahahaha
>>155331981It was more embarrassing than that, though. Gastelum had no right to win that fight. Topuria should have won.
>>155331979He had to lay and pray THE jdm for 5 rounds b...
>>155332027Turn your monitor on and tell your mother to move
>>155332018you dont get to be pereira without daring to be great lil bitch nigga
>>155331958More wrestling and gnp. Just put that volume on them.
One thing I don't get about Gaethje is his durability. He could seem like the biggest chinlet in the division one night and then made of fucking steel in the next. It's insane how immune to damage he can be.
>>155332018he basically did the same mistake adesanya tried to do
Homosex couple of big gay
jones is a ducking ass bitch
>>155331973CUMsnot got the piss jabbed out of him.
it looked like they just brought derrick lewis out of suffering three heart attacks and shoved him in the cage, get that fucking bum out of the sport
>>155332018i tried to warn everyone that pereira couldnt hang with HW but no 1 listened
>>155332018thats why no one will remember ur name
>>155332083He’s never been a chinlet. Every time he’s been finished is either a sub, which he’s bad at defending or a massive accumulation of damage. Max broke nose in round 1, eyepoked him twice, landed 100 head strikes then heemed in the 24th minute
>>155332052he was actively attempting to sub him. JDM had good defense but didn't want to take any risksIslam also was doing damage with his low kicksanyway it's unfair to judge him on one fight. he's delivered some bangers and stoppages lately between Poirier, Moicano, Oliveira, Green, etc. his next fight vs. Garry/Morales/Usman is gonna be great and tell us a lot
>>155332071chimaevs and topurias disfigured mugs are on it still pffft ahahahahaah
Enter Garth
well at least alex periera has that big fat ass for his new job on onlyfavelas
Goodbye crotchsniff era. Welcome jab era.
>>155332018Mgpblatten du är så jävla pinsam, gayne drog 10 DQ slag mot bakre huvudet, om det hade funnits en domare i buren så hade han vunnit via DQ, han förlorade för att domaren inte kunde applicera reglerna. Gayne kunde fan inte knocka honom trots massor av rabbit punches, du är så skämmig mgp
In hindsight Canor was a flash in the pan.
the amount of dudes talking about pereira's ass is so fucking gaywe really need to go back to 1950 when this shit was less celebrated
There’s a gay brown freak on my monitor
>>155331654More than likely
If Conor comes back with a win, it's basically the return of peak /heem/
>>155332191hade ground and poundat sönder dig
>>155332201what the hell is that hairstyle
>>155332199the ai video of him shaking his ass is pretty funny but yeah its getting out of control
>>155332201Turn it on then
>>155332191damn a swedish gurucel i didn't realize faggotry could be squared
conor is either winning right away or getting pitter pattered for 5 rounds
>>155332147Charles did zeem him in the 1st after rocking him a bunch, Dustin hurt him multiple times, Alvarez, MJ, Chandler even Fiziev who is notoriously pillowfisted. What perplexes me is Ilia didn't really rock him once, he only really cracked him to the body and even then Justin recovered very well. I'm telling you I don't think we have ever seen a freak punching bag like this, Vick was kinda right about him in the best way.
>Conor wins against holloway>knocks out justinI've seent it
>>155332199his ass was disgusting and the number 1 reason he lost, looked like a bald pregnant cholita out there
>>155332125Tbh sparring with pereira videos dont count cause u dont have to respect his ko power like yea you can piece up his hands down defense if hes not trying to kill you while u do it lol
>>155332191>>155332221Ugly language. Stop.
>>155332018God what a faggoty post. >erm I actually don't want great fighters to try and give us the best fights ever cause it ruins their stats Pereira is a fan favorite for the fights he's willing to take. He only ruined his legacy to NERDS like you cause now his wikipedia page has a blemish. He went up a weight class too early by just getting fat, so he was slow, it didn't ruin anything but his record.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WteFe24khuEits up
>>155332248I have too
>>155332286We watch Luke Thomas and Morning Kombat here. Not guru lmao
>>155332242Charles took him by surprise early and he was still conscious enough to try and defend the sub. Unironically Charles hits roughly as hard as ilia, I don’t people realise how powerful Oliveira actually is
>>155332241Originally this was 90% McGregor so if the odds get like 60-40 Max I say conor has a shot at winning
>>155332191Cannot believe this is a language
>>155332271it's actually ok they sound condescending whatever they say and they are a bit as well but it isn't ugly that would be danish
>>155332240Din perma online hobbyblatte, jag behöver inte kolla på youtube för att deducera att någon faular i varenda jävla match han kör
>>155332295Would you suck goobys meng if it meant he would become champ again?
Pereira been overrated from the jump. he's "accomplished" but that's because he was the benefactor of circumstance and favoritismhe got starched by Izzy in the rematch after fighting nothing but strikershe got soundly beat over 25 minutes by Ankalaev after going life and death with Blachowicz. he was saved by the bell in r1 against Ankalaev. he won the rematch but it was only about 30 seconds long vs. Ankalaev outclassing him over 5 roundshe got absolutely clobbered in his HW debuthe has YET TO FACE A GOOD GRAPPLERanyone calling Pereira an ATG on a skill-for-skill basis is out of their fucking mindhe's a great, arguably even elite (probably not though, given what Gane just did to him and the ways he lost to Izzy & Ankalaev, plus the struggles against Rountree and Blachowicz), striker but he is not an elite MMA fighter
Pereira gave up his championship status to take a fight completely out of his element. GOAT SHIT ONLY
I told my cousin Conors getting a title shot ha ha I predict these things sometimes.
>>155332228it was a different time
>>155332349it is the basis of your language b>>155332358no one cares have you tried crying about it
GAPED PIGLETSGAPED PIGLETSYOU ARE BOTH GAPED FUCKING PIGLETS!!!!!
>>155332374Many were saying this
I can never look Charles the same after wrestlefucking in a BMF fight. Dana should dry him out like he did with Chandler.
>>155332238Fucking kek
love denmark but it is a foul sounding tongue
>>155332434THE BMF tite?!
The titanium BBL has failed
CTE Satan has always used Gay Chi as his main weapon. Shame Illia had to find out this way.
>>155332410never forget that Andreas Michailidis, a Greek kickboxer, wrestlefucked Pereira for a round before getting heemed
>>155332434fuck yeah I hated that shit wrestlefucking is never BMF type shit especially since max was just heemed he took the easy way out
>>155332374Hes elite. He will most likely comeback in his next fight and you will backtrack. He beat all the contenders in his division before moving up
>>155332337Don't get me wrong I know Charles can punch, I'm just saying Justin has a habit of being dropped, rocked and/or finished in almost all of his fights which can make him seem like a chinlet. It can be pretty questionable at times, which is why when he has performances like last night it just blows my mind a little. Topuria literally had no answer for him once he realised Gaethje wasn't going to go down, makes all of Justin's previous opponents look so much better in hindsight.
>>1553322282010s footy lad
>>155332491I've held this opinion for a long time and it won't change. he's not an elite MMA fighter because he has no grappling base.who's he gonna "come back" against? a 40 year old Ulberg with a shattered knee? a third Jiri rematch? beating up Khalil again? he's gonna face the same guys because LHW has no one exciting coming up atmHE WILL RETIRE WITHOUT FACING A GOOD GRAPPLER, LET ALONE A GREAT ONE
>>155332401Not really unless you're using the vague and extensive Germanic bracket. But we clearly evolved and eclipsed it anyway
>>155332539Islam considers ankalaev a good grappler>"put him ankalaev"
>>155332539>grapplingit's 2026 gramps, your time is over.
>>155332548that's what basis means yes
>The best MMAboxer got completely stumped by a jab/box/GODs own this gay sport
>>155332577well I guess we'll see what happens in the trilogy but Ankalaev didn't look great in the first trying to take Pereira down. he kind of just wall humped him>>155332581>Yan>Volk>Oliveira>Justin "The Clinch" Gaethje>Makhachev>Ciryl "Heel Hooker" Gane>Tom "Heel Hooked" Aspinallall champs+good grapplers. that's half the roster
>>155332624im no doctor but that right eye doesnt look too good
>>155332624It was more the muay thai clinch and the constant high kicks that did him in. A uppercut off the collar tie smashed his orbital in the first round The jab was important too though
remember when jan tried to grapple fuck alex but nothing happened
>>155332653oliviera and makhachev is all you're getting
>>155332624Why did his eyes in particular got so fucked, by the end of round 1 his eyeslids looked rotten for some reason.
>this is not over.
Cyril GOATne saved us from a BBL piggy who has ducked every single wrestler, who has never beat a man his own size being called the GOAT. THANK YOU BON GAMIN!
>topiglet gets handed a fight against a 40 year old>he loses to the 40 year old
>>155332691kek it really do be like that
la familia...
>>155332700pereira looks like a fat tunisian
>>155332716wtf is this AI?
alex has never ducked anyone lmao, imagine seething over things you made up
>>155332624your champs lost to rico and francis, sit down; /box/ ain't special
>>155332748Adesanya didn't either......
>>155332745Did you know that Sweden won 5-1 against Tunisia earlier today?
>>155332684he basically took an uppercut to the eye after every exchange
Cyril got wrestlefucked by Ngannou
What I learn>topturo has weak cardio and is a heartlet when the adversary doesn't fold under the initial pressure. That was really a fluke against max and concussed volk>ufc was doing him a favor protecting from arman, and he has zero chance against islam>perreira is gigantic and cant move for shit now, and he never had dynamic movement to begin with>gane can't stop doing shady shit but he is pretty good still>hokit is fun, but he probably wont make it past Acosta, let alone pavlovich
>>155332653Ankalaev repeatedly took down Jan with busted legs and couldn't take down pereira at all in both fights
>>155332747obviously wtf b
>>155332684Pay attention to where Ilia is positioning his head. Every time someone goes for a collar tie against him, he tucks his chin, staring straight down and tries to push awaySo when Gaethje was able to maintain the collar tie and start landing uuppercut, these shots were all landing straight on Ilia's eyes. It's a better outcome than what happens if you keep your chin straight up while collar tied (see Fiziev getting brutally dropped by a clinch uppercut straight to the chin) but getting constantly peppered with the short, powerful uppercuts will add up
>>155332700Gane ducked aspinall
>>155332777congratulations b
>>155332716When i was a kid I jerked off to that Mia Khalifa stepmom hijab porn almost daily.
>>155332748>Khamzat>Dricus>the Ank trilogy >Ulberg >Jones
>>155332811second fight lasted 30 sec and in the first one he wallfucked Pereira good (clinch is grappling). and Pereira got dominated in grappling by fucking Izzy and a Greek K1 kickboxer Andreas Michailidishe is not a good grappler. don't delude yourself
>>155332624the worst thing about this is his hair
>>155332880ive still never seen any of her videos
>>155332835This was something a lot of people noticed from the Charles fight btw. Ilia has some very bad defensive habits in the clinch. We just all assumed it would be Makhachev making him pay, but in hindsight this version of Gaethje, who has been leaning more and more one physically wearing down on his opponents through wrestling the clinch and punching in the gaps, should have been an obvious shout for a hard matchup
If every mma fight was like yesterday's main card, I would actually watch it
The Chama meme is starting to end like Izzy
>AGPoapiggies acting like the second Ankalaev fight wasn't an egregious early stoppage, like the majority of Pereddit's stoppages
Sasha Pearl and Allie Jordan and Lallasa are better Middle Eastern wmma athletes than Mia Khalifa but y'all don't know ball
>>155332928same
>>155332784pereira's movement was good in his second fight with ankalaev and was better than in last night
>>155332679collar tie is not a muay thai clinch
>>155332951yeah bro, Ank totally looked like he wanted to keep fighting
Ilia doing the exact same frame out and push away, looking directly at the ground move against Charles
Gane was getting hit by Aspinall more than Poatan
RIP
My trilogy, AGPigatan
>>155332770Francis got folded like a lawn chair by an overrated hypejob
you just dont GET IT! ank was gonna get back up!
>>155332982You need to watch more stadium fights, the collar tie and double collar tie are key parts of Muay Thai
You want to know what fucking I do? I go on random college websites and goon to the profiles of the girls softball teams. Just colleges. Not high schools. Those girls are underaged for fucks sake.
>>155332951has there ever been a more pathetic trend of post than these?
>>155333010don't make me fuckin check if Dolph Lundgren died
>>155333054Gane posting
Topuria looked like CM Punk out there
im only interested in mma until i have to sit through an actual paramount card again
>>155332491He isn't elite. He's not even an elite striker, he has virtually no defense. He's a cutbabby that beat up men smaller than him. Then he moved up to LHW and beat up a bum division with no good fighters. He can't beat people his size.
CM Punk-esque
Am i a cazzie if my first card was khabib vs mcgregor
NO CIRYL NO CHAMA PLEASE
what did ari emmanuel mean by this?
>>155333010faggot
>>155332984You're right he should've just taken 40 shots to the chin instead of blocking like Poashart did against Gane
>>155332939it turned out to ultimately be the perfect matchup for justin. topuria had one approach of trying to walk him down, but justin was relatively disciplined and completely prepared for it. if you watch for the uppercut, you see it hit so many times. it echoed the ferguson fight when tony's face just gradually turned to meat
>>155333182Rogan has a small, but thick penis
>>155333206nah he's showed it to callen before shits microsize
>>155333221Which episode?
Ilia said he took a lot of influence from Punk's fights and carried it into this fight
>>155333034ok. justin gaethje shooting a takedown and coming up into a collar tie is not a muay thai technique.
Piggy is already walling sadly
So now that the dust has settled. Ilia is a bigger quitter than Gooby?
>>155333206your thinking of danny devito
>>155329141I sure am glad they convinced the ref to let illia get punched in the head more for another 5 minutes. He definitely needed to take that damage.
>>155333255Thats your future president
Is nobody going to call me based?
So what's next for Alex? Retirement?
>>155333255It's the eyebrows, they're really thick I never noticed that until now
>>155330360yes, but if the UFC says they'll pay him 5 million dollars, that's a pretty good thing to retire on as well.
ilias face looked completely different
>>155333327based
Gaethje still hasn't fought Islam. I suggest Brazza go down a division
the judaism is really starting to ooze out of aniks face
jack slack predicted all of this
>>155333406what a brat
Rozenstruik went 5 rounds with Gane
wtf was this guy thinking partying the day before his fight instead of prepping
>>155333434anyways
Even Irish media is seething at what Josh Hokit said about Michelle Obama. Oh my
>>155333484He prepped his ex wife's bull
>>155332624it's almost like as soon as you have to account for more than just punches the defence changes greatly
