garn walkabout lads edition
Had a up range ban for weeks, have to use phone. How the fuck do I clear this shit. Banned says I ain’t banned.
>>155328204oops posted the wrong image soz
>>155328144crisp bake>>155328204>nrlsperg seething so hard he waits until the bake to post this retarded picture againwhat a sad cunt, just end it all champ
A world cup thread died for this
>>155331561hope you die as well fuckwit
geelong or bane will win the flag this yearfreddit and shitney are frauds
>>155331985How can you be so sure
>>155331200feels good knowing i am not the only knower and my years of bringing this sperg to attention has worked.
>>155333354my arse
Good morning alf
>>155333354sydney haven't beaten any real contenders yet aside from brisbane but at least a third of bane's best 22 was out and brisbane always starts a season slow. again, i don't care as i'm not a bane fan but you can't act like brisbane with their full backline wouldn't have defended at least a little better. harris andrews is the best defender in the league, or at least up there. also they were playing a first time ruck and a guy coming off of a long stint on the injury bench against grundy, so it's also partially on fages for being an idiot with selection. of the contenders for the flag they've faced (geelong and arguably hawthorn) they've lost, and the next few weeks will determine whether they've actually got the goods or whether they're pretenders. if they can beat brisbane, a less inury-ravaged dogs, and freo, then i will consider them a flag contender but i still can't look past how they've shit the bed in september the last two times. freo on the other hand play a single good quarter of footy every week and it gets them out of trouble, but i suspect they've peaked mid-season like collingwood did last year and they might drop out of the top two. sydney and geelong have very easy runs into finals which doesn't help freo. plus, they have a bad record in recent years in finals.
good morning alf
>>155335779pooties have looked better than expected this year mate. lots of close ones didn't go your way. with what you get back for butters it may be a quick rebuild
>june/july games
>>155335957would rather keep butters than let him gojust brings something not easily replaced to the team; he's got that cunt in him to be a pest, he's tough as fuck and is a hard ball getter
>>155336229yeah he's a gun, would love him to come to the cats. we'll give you oli wiltshire, george stevens plus R1and a F1
>>155336494no thanks champ shats don't really need him to contend anyway, smith should channel his pest energy off-field and off the ball onto the ball since he loves racking up disposals and then suddenly you'll have a butters-esque player. don't mind the bloke from the dees potentially coming to poot but not close to what butters offers
>>155333354it came to me in a dream
>>155336494>wewhich position do you play mate?chief aflw uniform washer?
>>155336870I'm Andrew Mackie
>>155336911Welcome to /afl/ sir
>>155328854you can appeal can't you?
AFL player Jake Stringer has savaged the league’s decision to go head-to-head with the Socceroos’ thrilling World Cup win against Turkey.“It’s a disgrace, honestly,” Stringer said on Footy on Nine. “Let us watch the Aussies. It’s once every four years.“Don’t put the games at the same time. They want attendance, they want people to watch – no one’s watching (the AFL), everyone’s going to watch the World Cup.”“I would have stayed and watched it … I love footy as much as anyone but I’m watching the Socceroos on Sunday if I had the choice."
>>155337271no-one cares fuckwit, no-one was watching the wogball
Lumumba
>>155337330SBS announced its broadcast of Australia’s 2-0 win reached 4.78 million people across the country.
>>155337271holy fuck how selfish and self centred do you have to be to think this? fucking flog
>>155337271he's rightnrls sunday game started 10mins after the football ended
what is nrl?
>>155337549don't give a shit sbs fudges its numbers even worse than the nrlel does to justify the billions of dollars it gets from taxpayers, it's likely over half of those were people switching the channel over the sbs to watch 7's coverage of the footy and them switching away during ad breaks kek
>>1553376962nd most watched sport in aus after soccer
>>155337696national racism lobby, I believe they help spread racism
>>155337728why spend all day in here nrlsperg? why don't you go shitpost in your own shit general? it's not trolling, we all think you're a sad pathetic man
>>155337728never heard of it
Got a lot of respect for nrlsperg. He's got tenacity. Would be a good /alf/poster if converted
>>155338032what are your thoughts on soccerpoof?
>>155337800>nrl is growing faster than aflhuh.
>>155338032i don't, he's just a sad faggot who sits in a thread about a sport he seems to hate trying to advertise his shit sport. it's genuinely mentally ill behaviour, and i hope he finds support and fucks off. if he started posting in /nrl/ instead at the very least it may not being as fucking dead as it currently is and that would make him a lot less mentally ill
>>155338263>not even a full percent keep coping nrlsperg
>>155338302>admits itgg no re
>>155338351growth is irrelevant champ, you're just coping looking for a "win" when afl is the most popular sport in australia and nrl is mogged by wogracket. now cunt off back to your shit general.
>>155338302nrl overtook afl in the 2 years since that graphjust look at any of the recent viewership numbers
>>155338410I absolutely despise the modern afl but you are making me defend it, that's how shit you arewho gives a fuck if coconut crash has more viewers, or more growth, or whatever? it's a boring stupid sport for boring stupid peoplestick to your own thread you fucking retard
>>155338262I would wager nrlsperg is one of the soccerpoofs. I don't really care about soccerposting since its only a few weeks every 4 years.
finna build an ai slut
>>155338402>growth is irrelevantobjectively false
>>155338481>who gives a fuck if nrl has more viewers, or more growth, or whateveryou guys, constantly
>taking the bait every time
you guys gonna watch our kiwibros play at 11am?
>>155338990no but steven tasman strait
>>155339188at least try
>>155338410https://footyindustry.com/index.php/2026/06/06/friday-night-footy-afl-wins-4th-friday-night-in-a-row-nrl-still-leads-8-6-on-fta/The FTA broadcast on Nine rated 524k (BVOD 111k) Reach 1.231mThe FTA broadcast on Seven rated 633k (BVOD 93k) Reach 1.718mtry again champ
dosn
We need to do what /nrl/ does and completely ignore this troll trying to start flamewars between codes
>>155339640unfortunately you lack the maturity to do so
>>155339640actually /nrlel/ does take the bait, it's just that it's three people posting in there tops so the outrage simmers out fast
>>155339542crisplove cornesy
micknonce feeling emboldened after getting the exposure post deleted by being a reportsperg, very sad
There is lots of racism on the board right now
it's pretty obvious you were deleting your own posts after a couple of minutes, and now you've got an eternal victim complex because you need to wait 60 seconds whenever you have a cock posting meltdown
its pretty obvious that you are scum of the earth micknonce and that wasn't me posting that picnow go join the 41% like your tranny brethren
>Captains, coaches and some HUGE names are about to be announced for the 2026 Legends Game.yes, very exciting. i am excited
nope, don't care.
>Joel CTE Selwood coaching the Vics in the Legends gamethat's it, All-stars win, doesn't matter who their coach is.
>>155328144corr you stole my word
Ahh lads, NZ just nuked Iran.
>>155341863tell someone who cares champ
i think people need to calm down
>dustpan shartin
>>155337330holy fuck how selfish and self centred do you have to be to think this? fucking flog
>>155338481there you go again, moving the goalposts.again, not the nrl guy, just someone who googledn "state of origin" last night and pulled you up on "it stareted in the 90's" to which you then said "well, the 80's then but its not a prestigous historic match " whihc are your words, not mine. you are constantly bringing up rugby and act all offended when its pointed out. why are you like this? do you need interaction so badly you manufacture dissent in the hopes someone who jump in with you to fight or back you up?go the fuck outside
>>155343407that wasn't me, and only one of those posts yesterday was mine. maybe you should go outside and stop spending time in a general about a sport you hate posting about a sport no-one wants to hear about, and concocting retarded theories about how everyone is a samefag just out to get you nrlsperg.
>>155343540>that wasn't me, prove it. >well only 1 of them was mehmm, maths really isn't your strong point.>aybe you should go outside and stop spending time in a general about a sport you hate posting about a sport no-one wants to hear about, and concocting retarded theories about how everyone is a samefag just out to get you nrlspergi'm not the nrl bogeyman you fuckwit, I'm a Sydney Swans supporter, I make the coffee/drinks pepes, have done for years. I only saw your started in the 90's post, knew it was wrong because i'm old enough to remember them earlier.you're pulling at straws again. just pull your fucken head in and realise its not healthy to be like yo9u are.
Pauline Hanson will save us
league is a brown sport i'm afraid
>>155343836i was the guy who agreed that origin started in the 80s but said that it was not a prestigious historic match because the 80s is within living memory for a lot of people. i simply think nrl is shit and a joke and i wish to mock it for its flagship event not just being a shit leftover of 80s excess with decreasing relevance each year, but also it was stolen from their hated rivals. anyway sorry for accusing you of being nrlsperg swasn coffeelad but it is sperg-tier behaviour to accuse everyone of being one bloke. which i suppose i did too, but i'm fairly sure it is only one guy comes into here to defend nrl whenever it gets slighted so i hope you understand where the confusion comes from.
>>155337271It’s like the afl are trying to act like >we don’t even care lmao but deep down they are really insecure and care a lot
>>155344540why would the afl actually care? no-one likes wogball in australia. even wogs mostly convert into being carlton fans, the only place wogball is remotely popular is on the central coast in nsw and that is a shithole that deserves a nuke.
just so you know mick i have your backx
What’s wrong with the central coast? Never been there
Is malakai champion?
With the supposed Discord server which made photoshopped images of Nick Daicos, why has there never been any evidence presented of its existence >but you cannot post NSFW One could easily posted a SFW screenshot without being banned
thinking brotho runi'd like to thank cenno and all the hard working wagies for making this possible
thinking 3 blue Vs and a can of pringles for lunch
>>155346603Based gut issues anon
the little (6'0) maestro is back this week
>>155347080I only date guys that are 7 feet tall, have a 7 inch penis and have a 7-pack abs
nick daicos is not six foot tall
>>155344039Shalom
THE LITTLE CHAMP!
>>1553447011/7 people watched the Socceroos on Sunday that seems like a lot
the little magician
>>155347459it won't convert anyone into a wogball fan over afl or nrl. it's like how every aussie tunes into swimming for some reason at the olympics but the moment the olympics is over no-one gives a fuck about swimming. even in years when australia has been better than currently, when there were a few wogball players who people knew, it never resulted in higher numbers of attendees at a-league games. wogball is just a sport for children to play until they're old enough for contact sports.seethe more about it though stavros
Got my meiji hello panda chocolate biscuits so I am content with life
The LITTLE WIZARD
I wonder if the female umpires know how long 15cm is
the little champion
>>155347651Earlier in the season someone deadset kicked it 35ish metres and Eleni called play on not 15. Chances are they dont.
>>155347794Nah, he's got a big gaping arsehole.
>>155337696Igger Running Leagueits where austrlan men pick winning igger for cuxkholding
>>155347794he has two big dicks every night
hows india doing in the wc?
>>155348095Already won it this year
>>155348095indians don't know what a wc is
What do you guys think of my yo-chi?
>>155348287forgot pic
>>155348301The fuck is a yo-chi?
A high pressure system over the Tasman Sea is directing a warm northerly airstream across Victoria as a low pressure system develops over the Bight. The low will move slowly south throughout today and Wednesday before a front associated with the low crosses Victoria on Thursday. The low will move to the southeast of Tasmania on Friday with winds tending cooler westerly across Victoria.
>>155348234HAHAHAHAHA
>>155348312the little dinosaur mario rides around on i think
Who is a notable fan that gives off the vibe that if hanging around with former players, it’s believable that they are one of them?
>>155348393Joffa
>>155348366that's bowser idiot>>155348393scoops post-HRT
i can't givei can only takei can't lovei can only hate
crisp heterophobic bottom
need to pee but it's too cold to get out of bed
>>155348329Victoria this Victoria that. I don't give a flying fuck about Victoria. It's like it's the first time it's ever rained in winter anywhere in the world. A world fucking first cold front
>>155348234high-brow, 10/10 burn.
Sky news au on in the background here.Is there anything fore repugnant than Rita Panahi in this country?
>>155348643why so mad?
>>155348679Victoria, apparently.
Interest in the afl is at all time lowEveryone is excited for origin and the World Cup
>>155348643u mad at da weather report or wat lol?
>>155348763no-one is excited for origineven nrlspergs think this has been a shit leadup to originif you like that garbage sport so much stop posting in this general faggot
Why would they play it in Melbourne? Seems dumb
What do you guys think of the song Can't take my eyes off you?
You're too big to be trueCan't take my arse off of youYou feel like heaven to takeWhen you're stretching my gape
>>155348787the nrl is a terribly run organisation that thinks an irrelevant rivalry between two increasinly irrelevant states is a good way to somehow build the brand across the barassi line. melbourne has a higher population than sydney now and adelaide is going to be the next global city despite the dumb idea of hosting the olympics in brisbane.if the nrl was smart, they would cancel state of origin. not only does it negatively impact club footy, the entire season basically revolves around it. it's why they are the only games in the entire season that sell out, because even the grand final never does. and again, all this does is exclude markets they want to expand into. they should then invest the money they wasted on origin into building junior pathways in melbourne, perth, and maybe adelaide for a future SA-based team if they are serious about expansion, much like the afl has done and now QLD has the second highest participation in AFL behind victoria.
This anon who keeps trying to start flamewars about nrl needs to be banned
>>155348847mods won't do anything because he's a jannys pet
>>155348835>f the nrl was smart, they would cancel state of origin.They should cancel their most successful series?
Stop engaging you absolute morons.
>>155348866Imagine the bush. Delicious
>>155348861at the end of the day it is a cancer on the sport, and they don't realise it. home and away games should be the attraction in the fixture. the afl doesn't need stupid gimmicks like state of origin to sell out stadiums, collingwood v carlton nearly always does, the showdown always does, there's marquee fixtures built into the home and away season that actually generate bums on season. the nrl has origin and then piss poor attendance at every other game. plus, why would sandgropers or viccies be interested in qld vs nsw rep matches? it's not going to inspire future generations to grow up and represent their state when their state is not involved in origin, look at how melbourne storm has been top of the ladder for 30 years and yet they've produced three juniors, none of whom have played at nrl level. it's a glorified queensland team.
racist russian gf 2027
https://cy-x.net/pane/post/837x
not clicking that champ
>>155348801DA DADA DADA DADA-DA DADA DADA DADA DADA-DA DA
>>155348847*half of /alf/ gets banned*
>>155348872i'm the anti-origin anon and i hope you aren't accusing me of starting flamewar shit, i just grew up watching league but switched to afl because i found the sport much more entertaining and the culture around the game to be superior, even though dillo sucks he is less scummy and stupid than vlandys. as much as i try to only talk about afl, i do opine about nrl at times and frankly i refuse to use their worthless coomer-infested general. i don't like what the nrl are doing with the sport, wasting money on vegas, wasting taxpayer money on a png team that won't work, and they completely botched expansion and are continuing to do so.
pride month is gay as fuck
>>155348866Art hoes are playing footy now?
>>155349095Check your privilege chud
>>155349131i feel like i should be barracking for brisbane
did anyone else froth over art hoes in your early 20s, but once you reached your late 20s realised they're a bit fake and boring?
>>155348866it blew my mind when i learnt that women dont know that you're supposed to tense the bicep muscle during this pose, because their muscle mass is so small, they can't tense what is there, so they think it's just an arm lifted up 'warrior pose' or something and no muscle is ever tensed or made to appear larger. apparently women are physically incapable of tensing most muscles. it's probably why they get injured so often in the aflw (beyond less ability in spatial reasoning (true by science, look into ir)) - it's that they literally cannot tense their muscle or body to brace for impact and protect themselves
>>155349174nah never
>>155349174no, i have a pretty good authenticity detector and they were always fake and performative
>>155349174Nah I liked party sluts
>>155349174Yeah, but it still feels like a nice simple life. If I was a dumb cunt, I reckon I would be satisfied living in some Brunswick dump getting cunted every day of the week, doing some "art". No cares in the world.
brunswick is now filled with rich nepo babys or rich farmers kids rebelling. it's utterly dire.
be a drain, be a burden, contribute nothing
>>155349311crisp hr career spruiker
Why do footballers look like this?
>>155349343unironically, brain damage, they got their heads pinged every week since they were 11
imagine being a cuck tradie having to wear the glow worm cuck uniform
>>155349343god the more you look at it, the worse it getsit's funny because essendon has good looking players too
>>155349343>dutton onekarl stefanovic is still saying this iykwim haha
>>155349304Well hes not wrong
>>155349343this man has a severe leather aversion, lack of a backbone and a pea heart desubut he has a fat bank account so i guess he wins
I love being based
>>155349415crisp josh
>>155349415Crisp Zak Butters
Can't think of what to eat for dinner, lads.
>>155349343
hard to tell who is the real poosh these dayseither you've done a good job distancing yourself from the trip or he's completely forsaken us and moved on with life.im thinking the latter.
>>155349437No one that autistic could leave here.
>>155349447he wasn't that autistiche was just a lad
if it's not josh posting the grossout porn, who is it? that's his 'thing'
temu josh
>>155349455Anyone scouring that much tranny porn must be autistic.
every forwardline should have an athletic fat obese small forward that does nothing but crash packsproper angry birds style
>>155349494this, and a fatfuck built full forward who just stands around the goal square booting 5+ goals every week
its crazy how much the arsehole stretches
>>155349511inspired by this whats in the water at wattle glen?
>>155349436grape and barley in warrnambool. owned by an absolute wanker
it's a genius strat really not many defenders would be capable of bringing down an absolute fridge
>>155349304
>>155349433Goyslop delivered by an indian i reckon
>>155349529When's Straffo's debut?
could sam collins take down the knightmare?
>>155349304Why are you following straff on Instagram? Also you do know that people can see when you screenshot their stories?
testu
>PKMN G0>10 years old>can member like it was yersterday>can't strong mons because solo plyer, no friendos>am oldfag tho bc i played Red in schoolpity me pls
>>155349304i cannot reconsider my racism. it is part of my being.>>155349692*shanks it into the post*
>>155349775I remember driving around with my best mate because we were bored catching pokemon in remote locations. Now hes dead.
>>155349775that's nuts, I was literally editing a pokemon rom hack just now and you post about pokemon goI remember when one of the guys at my school caught dragonite and was bragging to everyone
>>155349174My first girlfriend in year 9 was an art hoe, never again>>155349305Downward socially mobile rich kids pretending to be living their bohemian truth in a crumby share house their parents pay the rent of. It's crazy walking through the inner north on a weekday, just lots of cunts writing in their little notebooks
>>155349775>thinkin of ebaying to get some monsany1 do it?
*kicks racism to scoops for six*
>>155349807how do you get a art hoe in year 9? was she a nonce?
>>155349832no she was my art teacher
>>155349832met her at the bus stop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTMWgOduFM
when i was in year 9 i was hounded by a lovestruck year 7 girl who didnt even have tits yet
nothing worse than some flog vfl player virtue signalling eating healthy on social media
>>155349807have you been to northcote recently? it's literally a tranny infested commie paradise. it's abhorrent.
>>155349853but enough about the bisexual christian petracca
LG - Life's Gay.
lol
Origin tomorrow
I need to see a doctor because when i wake up i'm all groggy. I never was in primary or secondary school. I'm jelous of American movies where the alarm goes and they just resume consciousness without a problem.halp
>>155349903One got player of the match, the other didnt. Also one is a feel good story of a hard working skilled migrant born in a refugee camp who is now scoring goals at the world cup. The other is just some bloke.
>>155349851tell it to the judge nonce
High school sucked, I wish I had just stayed home and played COD
>>155349915it's just a chemical imbalance in the brain. here, take 2 of these brain-altering chems that never should have been approved
Imagine never having had sex.
>using 'nonce'You aint a UK citizen cringe cunt
>>155349979>You aint a UK citizenYes I am
>>155349985fr fr?you rizz innit
>>155349976I don't have to
>>155328854>Banned says I ain’t banned.Because that only lists individual bans, genius. A range ban is a ban across an entire IP range. It may not have been you that triggered it. Someone in your neighbourhood may be a chronic shitposter or CP poster and you're collateral damage. Sometimes it's even entire ISPs that get banned.
>>155349979leave her alone pal
>>155349985same. how many dual national homeland chads do we have?
>that lil high pitched bye that your female coworkers say when youre finished on the phone with themSEXO
>Taco Tuesday boyosmmmmm
damn some nigga got janny zapped
made 10k off a boomer tradie todaythis shit is so fucking easy
based rent boy
>>155350167based chargeback menace
>gay obsessed poster bulk deleted>no deleted posts on /nrl/ on /cric/interesting
Fascinating seeing all the posts by the same person.
didnt expect Euphoria to end with a pro-Christian message
>>155350167did he cum inside you?
>>155350191>>155350208what was the root post that did it tho
could you imagine how devastating poster ids would be to this community
>>155348866>black armbandcommemorating the kids they aborted?
>>155350255id be fine i don't love here during the day as much
live* kek
>>155350230https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/537170640/#q537170944
>>155350292
>>155350255i remember in /cric/ years ago josh got a public ban and he had been arguing himself the entire thread over something completely trivial
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/deleted/deleted/country/AU/page/1/>>155350292yep it's micksperg alright
aw man thats comedy
fuck up archivesperg
Embarrassing. Very embarrassing.
i want to lose 6kg before october, never dieted or worked out before, how does one go about this?>>155350314those deletion times are different of the /sp/ and /pol/ posts
>>155350314>he was posting in support of nz (the all whites)kino
>>155350339eat less and cut out carbs and sugar, absolutely no snackingbe more active too
Pal Curtis ban has been upheld. Will miss 3 weeks
>>155350339feel hungry more often and for longer
pal thorley
>>155350354yummo'nings ads haven't been the same without her
>>155350339
>>155337271easy to say when you have an extraordinarily large penis
>>155350339frdo Keto Diet ....this involves NO carbs at all, your body will burn your fat reservesI know this because I was losing weight and asked my doctor and she got down to my dietJust do it short term and then resume eating normallyIt might take more time than October.Good Luck.
>>155337271>be paid millions a year>nooo you have to let me watch the telewelly!!
>>155350314never looked at this part of the archive before, pretty interesting to see whats deleted and what all these aussie fuckers get up to, but a majority of this are the "delete all posts by this ip" stuff and theres no way to see what was the the actual banned post that triggers all that aside from the obvious nsfw on blue board shit
cool story brah
>>155350348>>155350352>>155350397>>155350418thanks lads, how about easy ways that may or may not be dangerous? like know any crazy crash diet shit or anything? i mean its just 6kgs, not like im trying to lose heaps of weight, its really just for one event and i plan to go back to normal after that one day lol
>>155350339>protein target (g) = height in cm>kcal target = height in mm>eg: 182cm tall is 182g protein, 1820 kcalbut if you have no muscle you'll just be cancer patient maxxing. still better than being skinny fat desu.
went to the chemist today and i looked at the pills on the counter at the pay desk of the guy next to me and it was apo-tadalafil and me and the zoomer cutie shared a bit of a look and i could tell she was thinking about penis lol and she did a blush/smirk was all very subtle but i notice more details in my day to day life than the normal npc normoid
>>155350464skipping meals, but i wouldn't recommend it>>155350467crisp kidney disorder and igf1-induced cancer enthusiast
>>155350464you can literally just water fast which is only water and electrolytes. i did it for 2 weeks once and lost a FUCK LOAD of weight. it's weird too because you kinda don't feel hungry after the first few days. i only started eating again because i was kinda just bored, not even hungry.but you will lose a lot of whatever little muscle you have unless you do some sort of training.
>>155350487>growth hormone is le bad!!based vegan skeley
>>155350512too much igf-1 is bad, yes, the literature is unanimous on this.
>>155350479i read this
for me, its melanotan II
not enough hsgf for me
for me, it's Δ9-THC
for me, it's >9-BBC iykwim haha
fred need a few key injuries
>>155350349what a fucking joke, same situation as frampton where it was just bad luck but frampton gets off because it's michael shitstain so epic afl, well done again
>>155350536>too much is badamazing insight
>>155350632sounds like the literature is anonymous on this iykwim haha
>>155350349Shit sport tbqhwyl
it's because he's black
season 3 of house of the dragon soon :)
>>155350479god i wish the qt working at my local chemist would think about my penis iykwim haha
>>155350339>>155350314>>155350429The issue with using the archives now is the world cup.As there's a ton of stickies, a sticky will automatically delete all posts that more than the thousandth post to keep threads limited to 1000 posts. Meaning that when you search deleted posts, it will show posts that are deleted automatically, not by mods.So you'll see perfectly on topic and rule abiding posts that got deleted because they were in the sticky
no other sports calling it winning the flag we are literally the moist soulful sport in existence
>>155350487>>155350491would a combination of these work? rn and for most of the last few years i've only been eating once a day, like a huge meal at brunch to tide me over the whole day. maybe ill skip my one meal, then water fast for the next 30 something hours till i eat again, and ill take up going for a walk too along with this. does that sound like an ok plan? will i lose all that excess fat this way?
>>155350732how fat are you? if you're already doing omad and zero activity your metabolism is probably in the toilet, ngl.
>>155350602This should only be applicable to best 22 players desu. No one cares if Uber-Spud McGee from the reserves has missed 8 weeks.
>>155350464meth only, no food
>>155350292Holy FUCK what a find
>>155350602>iggs 4thwtf i thought we were doing alright on injuries this year. just goes to show how much of an utter clusterfuck the last few years were injury-wise.
>>155350732no, and this isn't a good way to go about it. i wouldn't recommend water fasting more that twice a week, and i would recommend at least two meals a day (and no more than three) that are low carb/sugar. the problem with one daily meal is that it's often a binge which of course overloads the body and piles on the excess calories as fat, not to mention potential nutritional deficiencies.
>>155350751my bmi is 27, so by this im overweight, but in reality i am skinny fat with a little muscle, i just want to lose some belly and face fat for my engagement party, i don't want to look shit for those photos because they will be there forever
Remember when we found the Bunnings girl Palace, who was just a regular girl from SA, and weeks later she was flown to China by the CCP to advertise their new car brand? What the fuck was up with that?
>>155350802>i just want to lose some belly and face fatyou can't choose where to lose fat, the body will store and remove it as it sees fit. the best thing you can do is lose weight
>>155350806xi got jealous cos me and cartcunt fucked her
>>155350802You need some muscle otherwise it's a cunt to lose any meaningful weight.
iggs
>>155350802get retahttps://allthepeptides.com/compounds/retatrutide/
cartcunt trying to rewrite how his story finished will never work$800 covered bj you mug
>>155350835Jeez think of all the cancers you could get from shooting this stuff up.
>>155350846go dairy btw
>>155350835is this a thing now? can you get acid this easy?
>>155350835honeypot site
>>155350846so true *takes rando loads up the arse raw*
Calories out > Calories in = Lose weightIt's just that simple. There's no magic diet, you can eat whatever the fuck you want as long as you are staying active and doing the work to burn it off.Best mate in high school and Uni is(was given he'll likely be too old for the next one) an Olympian. We used to ride to and from school every day, past Mcdonalds. We'd stop in every day and eat pure garbage, but we were also cycling 10km a day 5 days a week.
for me it's klow and a low dose of retaunvaxxed btw
>North Melbourne duo Zac Fisher and Wil Dawson have been disciplined by the club for their behaviour following the club’s historic 124-point loss to Fremantle in Round 13, it has been revealed.>Midweek Tackle’s Corbin Middlemas reported on Tuesday night that the fringe pair’s ‘omission’ the following week came after they returned late from a night out drinking.>“The club became aware that Zac Fisher and Wil Dawson failed to meet the standards expected of the team on the night after our game in Bunbury,” Kangaroos General Manager Todd Viney said in a statement provided to Middlemas.>“As a result, they were not available for selection for the match against West Coast and played in our VFL team instead.
>>155350897this is simply not true
I stopped smoking weed and put on 8kg in 3 months
i went from 74kg > 115kg > 82kg over about a decade. weirdly i have more ab showing at 82 than i ever did at 74.
>>155350897Every time I tell some fat cunt you can't beat physics they go beet red and whinge.
i went from 84 to 62 in about 6 months, just skipped breakfast, ate healthily, and exercised. losing weight is so easy
putting on weight is impossible
>>155350979>>155350917
>>155350949>i have more ab showing at 82 than i ever did at 74.ayo save some pussy for the rest of us granpa
we have some absolute sticc posters don't we
i need someone to talk to
>>155351038*bums you*still feel like talking?
>>155351038Let's all put our arms around anon
>>155351038Jump on the 'cord mate
talk to fucking ainot your friend simulator
>>155351061might have to talk to a doctor
rc is dead mate
>>155351081Neither of those are an adequate substitute for a real person desu.
>>155350852go soi btw
>>155351123>
>>155350718wrong faggot
>>155351081>>155351122recs?
>>155351031giwtwm, would be able to wear much nicer clothes if i were sticc and not skinny fat
fuck this sportfuck this country
>>155351164don't do it, haven't you heard them stories of ai chat bots convincing loners to kill themselves or commit crime like murder
>>155350835yjk all these vendors are the same people
>>155351189would rather the china matches like they had before tbdesu
https://allthepeptides.com/compounds/oxytocin/would this make me feel loved
>>155351123soi 6 iykyk
>>155350907>dovaston egging >now thisthe rat pack roos
>>155351260fycj iff nonce
>>>/g/109057394
>>155351301thought i was tripping
the lizard brain
>>155350602freo is going to be caught with their pants down when the end of season injuries start rolling in
>>155351199how can i be a loner if i have you guys
>>155351301thank you for posting my beautiful waifu
>>155351432lol
are you guys excited for elnino locky d
>>155351151Great analysis, how am I wrong?
plz god make the next cup be in kazakhstan i want to see my very nice homeboy borat
>>155351634Thanks for keeping it classy.
so mick has been the one telling himself to kill himselfsuch strange attention seeking
>>155351681Truly fascinating.
>>155351681How do you know its Mick? Unless you're a mod, you can't see ips
>alf and mickhead | Down the Rabbit Hole [3:46:18]
>>155351681wow, what a fucking schizo
i am the most schizophrenic man itt
>>155351730>seething about MY swannies out of nowhere
>>155351038I'll talk to you mate, unironicallywhat's up?>>155351081you're a piece of shit
>>155351681i am the man behind the curtainthe one pulling the stringsyou are all dancing to my tune
>>155351757sorry was just ennuipostingplease watch origin tomorrow, i want to mend the relations between the au/sp/*bows in apology for previous transgressions*
moralfag is here on his high horse
>>155351798fuck off mate, you're a deadset arsehole/afl/ has always been a friend simulator, really the entire site has always been a friend simulator, and you're telling him to fuck off and spill his guts to a machine to sell his dataeveryone posting here is posting here for a reason, and if you don't want to deal with blogposting, fuck off to reddit or bigfooty to talk about your bullshit rigged gay sport
Schizophrenia just means you’re a mage do us a favour and cast an incantation for the Socceroos to win on Saturday would ya
he is the man behind the curtain he is the one pulling the strings we are all dancing to his tune
i am going to clear my namei was the slit your throat micknonce poster and i am NOT mickhead, i talk about footy and call him micknonce because it pisses him off. clearly enough to report the post like he kept reporting the montage proving he is a nonce.
>>155351815not reading that shit captain america
>>155351816fuck that would be a peak /sp/ moment if it happens
>>155351681no shit
sensing a power struggle
>Jason Thomas Nichols>doorbell guyso he risked getting shot? Like..https://youtu.be/ZbdmcZ7j2Bo?si=44mAhGUvXFC8LvSD&t=100
sad that i'm going to have to retire telling mickhead to kill himself now, what can i do to rid him from /alf/...
>>155351914>what can i do to rid him from /alf/...defund asio
>>155351914t. mick
thinking a rewatch of civilisation
Hate myself so much
>>155351927trust me mate i'm not micki actually watch afl and support a team (poot)
so mick's a port fan, huge development
>Bulldogs wanting to play home games in IndiaUtterly grim, but I guess it'd feel the same as playing in Melbourne desu.
>>155352006humiliation ritual
>>155352006devestatingly true
>>155352006STOP IT, JUST STOP IT! IT'S NOT FAIR, I DIDN'T VOTE FOR THIS!
>>155352000i'm not mick mateyou can tell because if i was mick i would be saying "he's not me retard"
>>155352047>STOP IT, JUST STOP IT! IT'S NOT FAIR, I DIDN'T VOTE FOR THIS!Obviously, where the bulldogs play games isn't subject to a democratic vote
I always figured the >POWAH fag was ingenuous
>>155352006AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA soccerchads cant stopping winning right now
more like soccerfags can't speak english lmao
>>155351975no one watches footy this season champand i support perth
>>155352006Bullshit
SONS OF PRADESH
>>155352199it was discussed on agenda setters tonight.
starting tomorrow i'm locking in
>>155352200REDWHITEAND POO
i want to try a pigs snout, looks tender and tasty
>>155352217BLACK FINGERNAILSRED WINE
>>155352199https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-2026-western-bulldogs-push-for-home-and-away-match-in-india-ameet-bains-what-is-their-population-cricket-midweek-tackle-reactions-video-latest-news/news-story/1d35128db09220e60a63f0474af7b08e
>>155352200TOILET WITCHES POOWE COME OUT SAAARINGCOW DO HOLIEST POO
this is the dogs ceo btw
>>155352199https://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/western-bulldogs-open-to-playing-an-afl-game-in-india-for-premiership-points/news-story/ebe1e7597adeb68251c5d09b616815a9
>>155352254Bains?
>>155352260i was born in the call centre, moulded by it
i am retiring the "slit your throat micknonce" posts, but i must clear my name one more time: i am not mickhead. mickhead must have reported my post like the cowardly paedo he is, much like how he reported the collage outing him as a nonce. perhaps the jannies also took notice of the ban evading scum known as micktranny at the same time after they saw my post. but i am not micknonce, let it be known.
If you don't remember Sports Tonight, you are a goddamn faggot.
>>155352260tell me about Bains, why does he shit in the street
>Put an Indian in a position of power in your company>Suddenly everything is IndianWhat a blunder by the dogs.
>>155352283>>155352275kek
india doesn't have a suitable ground. all their cricket stadiums are circular. ~135m long and wide
fuck off to /pol/
>>155352309If you build it, jeets will come
i used to not mind damo because of the sunday footy show but now that i don't watch it and i read his articles i want to stuff him into a locker, fucking dumb cunt
>>155352275i smiledbut i will not redeem
>>155352254Why are they like this?
Club songs that mention the club's name and nickname:AdelaideBrisbaneCarltonCollingwoodFremantleGold CoastGWSHawthornPort AdelaideSt KildaWest CoastClub songs that mention the club's name only:GeelongNorth MelbourneClub songs that mention the club's nickname only:EssendonRichmondSydneyWestern BulldogsClub songs that don't mention either the club's name or nickname:Melbourne
>>155352353because you go to any Coles and see plain as day if you have been scammed by gift card fraudno where to hide, to help the poor souls who use scam business models
even the dogs board on BF is trashing the idea
the only real options for afl abroad are countries that play criccy desu and india is in a similar timezone, it makes sense as an option but i don't like it
surprised they haven't tried for a game in south africa. moses mabhida stadium in durban is probably the most AFL ready stadium in the world
>>155352309Wait off topic poster here. So afl can’t even be played on every cricket pitch? wtf
Did you blokes used to straighten your hair/fringe at all?
>>155352255>CEO Ameetand there it is
here's an idea: play australian football in australia and leave it at that
>>155352475We should play it in England
>>155352475Globalisation. Adapt or die
>>155352441no, most world cricket grounds are too short
Browns have no hope of being elite at football.
>>1553525012bh that’s just bad planning
>>155352280>mickhead must have reported my post like the cowardly paedo he is, much like how he reported the collage outing him as a nonce.none of these things happenedtake your meds>>155352291>I'm very proud of my Indian background and my Punjabi heritagebut when a white person is proud of their background and heritage somehow it's racist
>>155352498hmm... i'll take die
>muh ground sizesthat hongcouver soccer stadium the shockerpoos played at has hosted footy games before, and on the astroturf surface. finding a ground won't be the issue
>>155352408why are they so indiphobic
>Harry Kewell believes we can "Wipe the floor with the squad USA is presenting on Saturday".
>>155352578>ex-socceroo believes socceroos can winhuge
>>155352578Just draw and focus on beating Paraguay. That's a guaranteed knockout stage.
>>155352044
I unironically believe if you just had a full squad of the best AFL players and taught them soccer for a month prior we’d win the whole thing
>>155352624thats pretty retarded mate
>>155352624I think it would take a lot longer than a month, but I agree
>>155352624If they were any good they would be playing soccer instead. Make their yearly wage in a week.
>>155352624Only if the USA didn’t get deshawn d’laquavius on their team
>>155352624this almost sounds like this has been done or would make a good tv showyou know remember the afl player to nrl and vice versa shenanigans
>>155352624I mean the teams we used to send to face ireland basically did just that
the gravedigger puts on the forcepsthe stonemason does all the workthe barber can give you a haircutthe carpenter can take you out to lunch
Why is /afl/ so different right now, it’s making me so sad
>>155352710*wraps my arms around you*
>>155352710in what regard?
>>155352723It just feels like everything has changed
>>155352731that means it's working
>>155352710I haven't posted about fiddling with my bumhole for a while
fuck sake meant to go on a brothel run and completely forgot. the urge has passed me now.
I miss the way things were
>>155352731Here or Australia?
>>155352799good>>155352888kek>88
need some doco recs
>>155352963europa the last battlethe greatest story never toldtriumph of the willolympia
>le hecking nazi docos
problem shlomo?
>>155350806
>>>155353553This year,AFL is coming home.
fuck yanmar aaammmooirite lads? we kubota gang thru and thru ya¿ alri x
Night, you fucking mongoloids.
Almost done meal prepping ffs
my misso spends all her free time making AI slop, pathetic cretin
>>155355187>>155355187>>155355187
Don't look back in anger.
>>155355492x
>>155353708yes mateorange tsunami
>>155356872bbbBASED x
>>155354526does she make bbc porn of herself
new>>155352717>>155352717>>155352717>>155352717
>>155328144Is he still out? If he was healthy last year Collingwood would have won the flag
wake up neet spackies
My favourite band? Lighthouse family
No justice? NO PEACE!
>>155370044not even justicei want to reach truth
please watch origin tonight, i want to mend the relations between the au/sp/*bows in apology for previous transgressions*
>>155371014>please watch origin tonightCan't do it.
>>155371014cunt off spastic
even if i wanted to i couldn't. can't get channel 9. it would be pointless since i dont get rugby league at all
>>155371014just fuck off and leave us alone
>>155357781do you own one sebalicious?i've done hundreds of hours in a 1.7, miss working on the tools ngl
>>155371814i used to fella miss her ngl x;_;luff dem small ones too
Geelong, Melbourne, Collingwood and Carlton are all believed to have made early moves to be in the running ahead of Morris' contract year, with Tasmania also understood to have circled the 21-year-old's name as a priority target.The Devils would be expected to be able to offer Morris a deal upwards of $1.5 million a season to consider being one of the club's start-up franchise players for the 2028 season.
>>155371949>Tasmania is allowed to poach one player from each club that is out of contract in 2027 to walk as a free agent, so in that particular instance Brisbane would have no choice but to let it happen.its over banechods
>>155371949Every club in the league would want him but with Bailey and Neale leaving Brisbane will have the cash to keep him. I think he'll re-sign with them on big money for three more years to take him to free agency.
>>155372010That's assuming he's still out of contract and he wants to play for Tassie. They can't take players without their consent.
>shrek 5>toy story 5just let them die ffs
>>155372357So unnecessary. Shrek movies are terrible outside the first two and Toy Story had a perfect beginning, middle and end with the trilogy and should have never gone past 3.
thought there were at least 5 shreks already
>>155372357I liked shrek forever after and toy story 3 but yeah, this is pretty shameless
>>155372466no, there is only one shrek that they keep reusing for the films
i've never wotched shrektoy story was good value. enjoyable film for little whippasnappar me
>>155372128>>155371949Used to work with a cousin of his. I would joke with her about convincing him to come home and join geelong but she always said he is loving it up there and said he wants to stay.
>>155373109Why wouldn't he? He's getting to play in premierships, Brisbane is a better city to live in than Melbourne, and he'll be making massive coin there soon to boot.
>>155373381Yeah it's an attractive proposition but who knows, the lure of home can be enough for some people, misso bitching about moving back, dramas at the club, etc. If my catters get him or Caddy for the next #5 I'll be a happy man.
>>155373788I just can't see him leaving. Not anytime soon anyway. As you said he's apparently loving it which makes sense. His manager is probably just sitting back laughing while the offers roll in. Might as well take the money to stay in the place you're enjoying while the team is still in the flag window.
cant really imagine morris leaving yet desumy pooties should fleece bane and trade georgiades for him kek
>>155372839First shrek is still funny to this dsy
Praying there’s a good pawg thread on /gif/ for me to look at
i know there's a lot of sus shit around the geelong salary cap but outside of sniff and jezza i don't know who they'd be paying overs for, it's why i no longer believe they are cheating the cap
Why do all the good players go to the big successful clubs, I don’t get why players get to tell the clubs where they will and won’t go, maybe a preferred city fair enough but otherwise I don’t get it
I get by with a little help from my alfI get high with a little help from my alf
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