Come on inCome on downBielsiada incoming
>>155332796>Bielsiada incomingCrashing out unceremoniously?
>>155332796>U r gay lol
hello frens
Did the Uruguayan team make it into the country? Heard their plane was denied entry.
>>155333012Nothing personal friend, South Africa did the same to us in 2010
>>155333089They fear your power
any chance we get to see some pure Arab cuties in the crowd today?
Being stuck in traffic sucks GO urGAY
>>155333154I hope they are
>>155332796Can't believe Dinos pushed out Bielsa... Suárez is truly a leech
>>155333363Same. Arab girls are just different
Would be so fucking funny if SA wins kekaroooo
IS MY ARRASCA PLAYING?>>155333517>>155333154Their buttholes still brown tho
So Uru-bros I know this might be a retarded question, but would you rather have been colonized by Germany instead of Spain.(yes you would right)
>>155333517I love Eastern Europeans
We support el uruguANO here
>>155333568>Their buttholes still brown thoAnd that is a good thing....
>>155333517For me it's Persians.And yes there's a difference.
>>155333622We support whoever shows us the hottest women in the crowd. That's how we operate around these parts
SABREMOS CUMPLIRSABREMOS CUMPLIR
Holy fuck those saudis are swarthy
Was that the Phantom of the Opera on the Uruguay team?
Imagine how strong this team would be if they became a provincia argentina
That sun is kino
Why are U r gayans white?
Where is Suarez?
I remember a chill Saudi poster from the last wc hope he's doing well
Always bet on the garra
>Bielsa is Uruguay's coachSeriously?
>>155333673Not when CONMEBOL failed to deliver so far, bros before hoes for now
>>155333841They hate him
>>155332796It’s crazy to me how White Uruguay is. Unironically Whiter than the US
>>155333841yes. kino on the menu.
saudis gonna behead these gays
anyone else remember when bentancur threw several glass bottles into the crowd during that copa america brawl and hit one of his own staff in the head and got away with it with zero punishment?
>>155333841yes but the players hate him
ur a gay
>Muslera is still Uruguay's no. 1 in 2026SERIOUSLY?
Urubros I don't have a tv since I'm wageslaving, where the fuck can I watch the game?
>storms on the forecastyes please
nuñez wants to be afro so bad
>>155333961pelota libre, telemundo option for no ads on the breaks
latinx braids AURA
>MusLELraUruguay gonna lose this
>watch this game with argie commentary >not even 5 minutes and these faggots are already sucking gallina’s cock
>>155333963was kino during the euros
CAM ON YOU ARE GAYSCORE SOME FAKING GOALS
>>155334075B-but Kendry Páez...
>>155333961Futbol libre
My folks are there tonight.
URUGUAY
Saudi Arabia has 10x the population and a bunch of oil money so I assume they're favored in this match?
Saudi got a team that looks like Michael Jackson and a fanbase that looks like Michael Jackson
>>155334232I'm pretty sure their team is mostly mercenaries like France
>woman commentator
>>155333517Do they smell the same as the men
>>155334075american commentary team is a Generic American accent guy attempting a spanish accent with names, and a female
Bros... is there anyone rooting for us? I feel like we are no longer the underdog...
So is my Boca GOAT Cavani in?
>>155334263What's the problem with female commentators? I just dont get it
>>155334345we are the bad guys
>>155334345I would root for you, but then you would lose >>155334333You can always get it worse, right.
>>155334347That'd mean he isn't injured. Which isn't something Cavani can accomplish in the past few years.
>>155334367bot
>>155334345well I'm not rooting for sandland
>Paraguay>Uruguay>Skaguay
>>155334345I'm rooting for you guys. Democracy should always triumph over monarchies
>>155334367go back, nu-male faggot
Didn't Suarez have a fall out with Bielsa?
Is fatasska aka mufaska aka shoraska at this game?
>>155334345I hate you, but I don't want Bielsa to get humiliated by Suárez and his goons.
I did a report on Uruguay in like 5th grade and remember nothing except anise breadGO Uruguay!
>be u r gay>two blocks completely disconnected from each other >Can’t find a receiver when the defense has the ball>wingers suck
>>155332796>empty stadium in MiamiFiasco World Cup
>>155334263Put on the Telemundo broadcast, bro.
Also Uruguay isn't doing this gay shit where they just kick the ball up and down the back line just wasting time like the Saudis
today is pretty obvious why this 48 teams bullshit is a terrible idea,the teams have no reason to play for anything more than a draw in their first match if you are not facing a weak team
>>155334367If you can stand to hear women talk you must be pretty stupid or a terminal case of simp
>>155334527Unlike every other LatAm cunt, Uruguayans haven't invaded Miamit. Miami, no Little Montevideo here
>>155334527>thought all the green spots is KSA supporters>it is the empty seatsfug, miami is such a shit town for sport, cant even turn up for one of their player (suarez inter miami)
why is the camera so highit's worse than baku
>>155334592Kek
>>155334618florida pro sports in general was a mistake
Can someone hire a sniper who shoots viña? What a waste of air
>>155334494I thought you argielads hated Bielsa...
>Saudis are actually capable of stringing a set of passes togetherDefinitely some misplaced passes here and there, but I don't think this is gonna be a battering.
>shot attempt goes 30 feet wide of the goal>female commentator: this has been a really good start for Saudi Arabia
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
>the slowest comfiest thread so farnot a single soul gives a shit about us huh?
>>155334727Some do, but others worship the ground he walks on.
Just got homeBielsada status?
>>155334790I mean I’m watching. Also this is specifically the slow thread dumbass
>>155334790yuropoors went to sleep
>>155334821Valverde is the keeper
HEEEEEM
Glad that Uruguay got rid of Rat Kingnow we can cheer for them
>>155334790I mean, Americans aren't really into footy and Euros are sleeping
>>155334367>mindbroken zoomer
>>155334790Colombia vs Uzbekistan will be worse>wed at 9 pm>all yuros asleep>it will be mostly me and some other Colombian as the others will be in the sticky
>>155334863He destroyed the team before leaving like the rat he is.
>>155334790I trust in you <3
>>155334790dude it's the camel jockeys, wait til you play spain
Fuck, this is boring as hell.
Lets get this W chat!
>>155333859>>155333942why?
Honestly I doubt we get a sticky
TIME TO HYDRATE
>>155334790I'm busy trying to kill a moth
There're usually a couple of arab posters around, I guess they're just watching the match and not bothering with the thread.
>>155334790relax nigga I'm here
>>155335003smack it with your slipper
>>155333932holy shit
>>155334978One can dream
>>155334970Apparently he is impolite, doesn’t talk to them, he is allegedly rude to the staff and suarez put his teammates against him. The only reason he’s still the coach is because it would be too expensive to fire him.
>>155334790I was dining and look at other threads. How has this game been so far?
Alaska status?
>>155334908i will be there in the comfy
>>155335053is this the key to making stella drinkable?
>>155335087Literally the Simpsons Mexico X Portugal
>>155335082should fire suarez (out of a cannon and in to the sea) tbqh>>15533510950/50 stella and cooch juice
>>155335104>>155335074Based, we will be there
>>155335103Getting pounded by her Saudi sugar daddy.
>>155335146What the hell is going on in this group phase? Did all big teams have the same idea of not giving importance to their first matches because they assumed they will be qualified anyway?
>>155334367well in hueland it's about intonationthey sound amateurishand fucking carioca too, which nobody likes
OOOOOOOHHH FINALLY SOMETHING HAPPENED
>first game I watch>alright let's see what's up with this WC...>hydratation breakexcuse me?
>>155335239all the good players play in europe and are used to milder temperatures
Damn Bielsa looks on deaths door :(
>>155335313That's what coaching Uruguay does to a man. Tabarez even ended up on a wheelchair.
Saudi Arabia shirt looks like it getting infected with some purple virus
Uruguay’s tactics is so passive holy shit
I'll never understand with how big the net is and how much open space there is the sheer number of shots that end up exactly where the goalie is standing
>>155335298Wow I just checked it's 31 °C there at 18:37. Damn
>>155335313>>155335377Uruguay has one of the highest suicide rate in the world, you are reducing your lifespan just by interacting with me
>that embarrassing 2002 Veron-tier passThe feels
enjoying this as a bit of a slurper so I can get some work done lol.
>>155335415>feels like 35 °C...amerifurnace
>>155335415Same, but this shithole aint miami>>155335377LMAO
Just nodded off briefly, felt like id slept for hours - was on a plane that crashed in me dreams, very unpleasant. Christ. Only been asleep 10 minutes.
>>155335415Has the feels like of 36C bc of the humidity. Bit muggy.
>electric storm coming this wayIt's over. This game will end in four hours.
>>155335406A combination of aiming from a distance isn't hard and keepers at this level generally knowing where they're supposed to stand.
Starting to get afraid we might get another Ivory Coast situation here.
>>155335456>Uruguay has one of the highest suicide rate in the worldI thought places where there's a lot of sun and shit, like a tropical climate, suicide rates are a lot lower.
>>155335415welcome to Miami in June. Thunder and lightning storms and sudden down pours also likely.
>>155335472alcohol gives you anxiety dreams
>>155334790I'm dealing with some retarded coworkers, chill.
Cloud status?
>>155335497What makes you think Uruguay has a tropical climate?
i will make a celebration thread if all sudaca teams choke this WCwe are the real winners for not coming to this fuckfest
>>155335458They shouldn't worry unless he takes a long while to do a corner kick.
>>155335456nowhere near SoKo and Japan levels and they seemed to be happy and positive in their play
Why do they have Mossad playing for the saudis, Israel isn't in the tournament
>>155334618Inter Miami isn’t our team in any meaningful sense. I’ve hated the very concept of it since Day 1. First it felt like a Beckham fashion line rather than a team, then it became a Messi vehicle rather than a team. All for the pleasure of tourists and rich seasonal residents from South America who bought property here to wash out shady incomes.If they were our team, they'd have gotten the pot & pan treatment and a La Carreta block party. Even the Panthers felt enough of "our" team to get that honor.
ARABIC QTS ALERT!
>>155335513Had a stag do this past weekend, must be karma
Charruabros, what the hell?
>>155335575POST PICS
Ooh this would've been a good goal
>>155335456Is Uruguay worth visiting? I'd quite like to visit a Spanish speaking country but don't really fancy Spain or Mexico again
this is the one match where infantino's bullshit break makes sense. 72% Humidity killing these niggas
I hate how uruguay approached this game, but I can’t hate on muslera
reminder that Argentina lost to this in 2022
This a goalkeeper world cup, goddamn what a save.
>>155335497Lack of vitamin D is not the only reason for suicide m8
>>155335534I just looked it up and it has a subtropical climate, so I was wrong. What I meant was that there's a lot of sun and the summers are probably quite mild and not so grey and dreary aka the perfect conditions for someone to take a shotgun to the forehead.
BIELSA OUT!!!!!!!!!!
>>155335570>All for the pleasure of tourists and rich seasonal residents from South America who bought property here to wash out shady incomesBased
>>155335605Yes but only if you can afford going to Punta del este, Montevdeo (the capital city) is a nightmare.
>Muslera
Love U R GAY murderballYou now remember Daniel Fonseca
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO LA BIELSIADA HAHAHAH
KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBB
KWAB
DINOSAURIOS IMBECILES
conmebros...
ALLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHU AKBAR
>he fell for bielsa ball >again
the absolute STATE of conMEMEbol
BAGGIO WITNESS TO THE FALL OF THE WHITE MAN ALLAH!! ALLLLLAAAAAAAHH!!!
>U r gay
IT'S OVER
>>155335556>Israel isn't in the tournamentThat's what THEY want you to think
CONMEBOL............
PRAISE ALLAH!
Saudi Arabia said we're killing any sudaca faggot country
>the country of south americayikes
Getting PTSD right now
Lmaaaao what the fuck is this defense????
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN HAHAHAHAHA
Bielsada status?
>>155335570What I always find hillarious is how people here fawn over Miami when americans not from Florida generally dislike the state.
conmemebol confirmed SHIT
Finally a bit of heat off uefa teams
The whole city state of conmebol
Scaaaaarrr
ALL PRAISE IS DUE TO ALLAH
Saudi Arabia beheads Uruguay
this banger of a goal song
>MusleraCan't believe he's still playing>39The Cape Verde keeper is older and played better
>>155335642You were saying?
urgay bros.
Too bad this wasn't being played in New York.
>Argentina needs to rape Argelia just to save Conmebol reputation
>>155335914PBUH
Every time I look away during a match like this something happens
>>155335859I'm celebrating lol>>155332796Can't really say it's a Bielsada when Saudi has a better team desuLike, fucking seriously? MUSLERA in big 2026?Viña is barely good enough at River and he's starting on this team! Deservedly, too, there's no one better in that position.
Bielsabros... I don't feel so good
Can't believe these shitters beat us at home. They're hilariously bad.
>>155335983w-w-w-what about you vs Tsu?
what a dive
>>155335983We have adaptative gameplay curseIf Scabobi fields the B team it's fucking over
Should we just go home if we lose against the saudis?
KICK UP THE ARSE
Saudis being quite careless with their legs there
>>155336006They were like a completely different team back then, they really did a 180 since.
>>155335956Why
Just put CONMEMEBOL to sleep already. This is embarrassing.
sudacas are so shit lel
>>155335914>a fucking box
>LE 4 STAR TEAMUh oh, stinky
>national kit with collarSOVL
>>155335945My point still stands
OHNONONONONONONONONONONONOOO
>>155336101The Saudis left a mark in that city many years ago. And with the way this game is going, they could reclaim victory in New York once again.
>>155336104Your weather is giving an unfair advantage to MENA countries
Thank you bros for the comfy threadsThe sticky’s are horrible
>>155336100Darwin was a starter at Liverpool and now he's a bench player in Arabia. Life comes at you fast
Copebros hear me out>NT loses>goverment can't fuck us over meanwhile the average joe is distracted with the WCthis is the real objective if you live in south america
>>155336172Nigga, how? You guys come from a warm ass climate as well
dubs and there is a penal in our future, the tourney is due one
>>155336144Bring collars back.
>>155335914What's in the cube?
>>155336180ThisI rather have several threads, maybe a sticky just for the final
>makes latinos quiver in fear
I wonder if the real candidates play tomorrow and on Wednesday
>>155336226Borg.
I still believe in biesla I still believe in Uruguay
>>155335878Well being from there I love it and hate it probably for far different reasons than everyone else in the country
>>155336226Doesn't it have a stone believed to be from a meteorite?
>>155336236*conmebolUs Concachads are all winning :^)
>>155336217Damn Baggio was a smokeshow >N-no homo
>>155336180How many WCs have you guys seen with 4chan?I think this is my 4th one.
>>155336236Allah is backing them upThat also esplains the current state of the Britain Caliphate
Poor grandpa Bielsa will have two group stage exits.
>>155335878Miami tends to get a different treatment than the rest of florida though, usually when people talk about the "florida man" shit it tends to come from further north of miami
Wtf is happening
>>155336294Fair point, Mexichads are exempt.
>>155336303Maybe South Africa… I think
>>155336207Most Brazilians and other South Americans don't live in places that feel like 35 °C in late evening
>>155336226me.they worship me
>>155336226a flight simulator
>>155336303Since 2010Before that this shithole was mostly amerilard sports only
>>155335919Chaf Zutt cum that leaked out of poohamhead's arsehole
based terrorists making south americans AND north americans seethe
>>155336303I started browsing in 2015... Like the world cups(NFYAH4E)
>>155336303This is my 4th one too. I started browsing/posting on /sp/ in around 2011.
Every single play:>Uruguay defends 6 vs 5 or 5 vs 5, half the team standing still just watching>Uruguay attacks 5 vs 7 or 5 vs 8, Saudis run much more and press all the timeIDK how the fuck does Bielsa ignore this...
>>155336370How's the WiFi in there?
>>155335878Miami is the capital of LatAm and the Caribbean, that's why gringos hate itt.Westchester
>>155336294Are there real chances of >we eliminating (You) before the 5th match?
>>1553363032010 was ultimate kino.
Their flag kind of looks like ISIS tqdesu
>>155336303Since 2006 as it should be
>>155336226a rockseriously
>watching telemundo>fast and furious ads constantlyfamiliabros...
>>155336477How was this place 20 years ago?
>Another legendary world cup country losing to a meme country.Have you regretted mocking the new multipolar world order yet or do we need to see tomorrow's snooze fest struggles first?
>>155336477Unless you were posting on /b/ this is cap
>>155336172I forgot how much it snows at macaco land favelas
>>155336522This is Infantino's revenge
Oh well this WC is full of surprises GOOOOL
who Iran-New Zealand here?
>>155336414The players are ignoring him since the last copa América.
>>155336522what is bro yapping about?
>>155336562Against?
>>155336570here. 7 pm kick off for me.
How did Uruguayans react to these incidents?
>>155336615(((them)))
>>155336615football
>>155336516Unironically better. The most unhinged poster from 2006 is just your average adhd-ridden zoomer these days.
>>155332796great another draw incoming, I'm going to bed fuck your slurp cup
>>155336615The world
>>155336629wtf is his problem?
I'm so horny
>>155336629>that provision is lifted after he joins Barcelonakek
>>155336516Original, now it's just filled with whatever agenda jew bots push
>>1553363032014 was the first for methe threads during the 7-1 were kino
>>155336570Gonna tryGot the week off
>>155336418Green kit teams have good vibes always.
>Saudis beat both Argentina and UruguayGRIM
>>155336740I have been using the breaks between games to wack off. You should try it sometime.
>>155336727Wasn't it determined that it was cuz of some sort of mental illness?
I'm 0-8 with my match predictions so far from yesterday to today. Am I just a retard or are the usually good teams just shitters this WC?
>>155332796CHINGADA MADRE PUEDE ALGUNO DE USTEDES GANAR UN PUÑETERO PARTIDO DE UNA VEZ HIJOS DE TODA SU PUTA MADRE?
>>155336788Soccer superpower by 2030
>>155336795Official diagnosis was that he was south american
>>155334970Some dumb shit, the usual journo fueled narrative using parts of the audience as sustain. He's going away after the wc so they won and Uruguay is going to shit next qualy
When is thunderstorm due
>>155336801Losing money? Look at the bright side: you can go to xwitter and make fun of sudacas.
>>155336797Infantino is helping bethouses
>>155336797a lot of the good teams are underperforming
>>155336585hmm
>colombia’s national team posts are full of petristas throwing shit at them and calling them fascistsThese leftists are a fucking cancer, I swear to god. Unable to enjoy and not to make everything about politics
>>155334618>>155334677>>155335570>>155335570>>155335878Kill yourself
>>155336843In 35 minutes from my post according to tv. They said the game will be stopped if the storm is too close.
>>155336740>>>/matchthread/
>>155336907Gracias fren
It's fucking hilarious that for a lot of people this is the only thing they have.Like the team will lose and they will beat their wives or just go out and start a fight with the first person that looks at them directly.And yes, we live in a society
>>155336570Fer sure
>>155336432Ah Columbus, those were the days
>>155336311Falklands was a long time ago, time to let it go.
>>155336934Hey don't mock bosteros, not cool bro
>>155336548It was /b/ before it was just tranny porn
The lack of time wastage this WC has been great, the new rules actually worked
this break feels like it has lasted forever
APOLOGIZE
>>155336934>tfw no wife to beat up after the game ends on a loss
>>155336934I'll beat my wife too if we lose (its a fucking ganyu plushie)
>>155335570>Inter Miami isn’t our team in any meaningful sense. Yes it is, you faggot contrarian. Post yourself at a Miami FC match, oh wait you won't. Same way you obese fedora faggots love pretending that FIU is more of a Miami team than UM.>I’ve hated the very concept of it since Day 1.wow you're so cool. Post about it on the mls reddit for all the good boy points.
Dubs subs
>>155336837time for him to retire anyway. shame that that cunt suarez won thoughever
>>155337052>m!estro Tabarez died for thisSadge
>>155337058Fuck that bitch up, no mercy
>>155337054>>155337058I divorced mine. Best thing I ever did. The post match celebration in Jakarta was something to behold.
>>155332796darwizzy....
>>155337052Carried against his own will by prime Forlán, Suárez and Cavani.
Uruguayans cope in twitter is "la cama a bielsa"
Uruguay will win this
>>155336934I mean, what else is there in Uruguay
>>155334618Why would they pay a gorillion dollars to do thatFIFA and the yanks fucked this tournament up so badly
والله، ستذوق هذه الكلاب أسفل حذائي
>>155337144I mean, it's been pretty evident for a while. Some of the player have even been kind of vocal about it.
I still believe, Uruguay
>>155337134>it was le playersfun fact: In the last 50 years, Uruguay has NEVER won a single WC match withouth Tabarez
>>155337092Sadly Uruguay idolize that parasite too much. I fear Chile's FA will try to get him thinking they can capture lightning in a bottle twice
Digits and Uruguay scores 2 goals in the second half
>>155337144lmao
>>155337144we have been calling it out since copa america, its crystal clear they want him gone
el estado absoluto de comebola
My favourite team at a World Cup was chile 2014 I still believe they could have won it all if they won that shoot out
A fucking Sun.
My boy DarwinI miss him so much, come home baby
I can't tell if the Uruguay team is really handsome or it's just because they're not completely browntown
lmao
>beta n court
>>155337373>literally de-registered by his Saudi team
Why did he sub off La Pantera?
>>155337389That team is shockingly white for a South American team. SA is also way browner then I thought they would be
Got this on
>>155337389it's the latter. I didn't know saudis had such dark skin
So it’s argentina vs saudi arabia in the round of 32 huh. Very lucky draw, argiebros
Hmm so var can change false corner to a goalkick but not the other way?
>>155337373A 44yo Rickie Lambert would be better than 2026 Darwin.
>>155337463makes you think
>>155337369
>>155337463ESTA LOCURAAAAAA NO LA TRATEN DE ENTENDEEEEER
>>155337369This sun looks way better
>>155337463We're finishing third.
>>155336570It ends at 5am for me, and I work the afternoon shift tomorrow, so we'll see. I really want to see Iran play on US soil though.
All Uruguay
>>155336570Yeah
it's about to get chippy
>>155337523
ERA ROJO
>>155337471Yes, it can.
Storms no longer a threat
kek that scream, what a diving faggot
I fucking hate South Americans lmao.
dude went down screaming like he got shot in a Vietnam movie
ES UN SENTIMIENTO NO PUEDO PARAR OLE OLE OLEOLE OLE OLE OLA
They shouldn't water the grass during water breaks
>do nothing>other team scores >spend the rest of the match "almost scoring"it's all so tiresome...
name bigger cry babies pussies than the urugaysprotip:you cant
>>155337419>>155337477He just needs to come home
>>155332796honest question pls no bullywhere are cavanni and suarez?
I CAN'T WALK!!! AHHHH I THINK IT'S BROKEN IN HALF
>>155337658They're too old
>>155337617we know
>>155337658Cavani is old and Suarez is old and has no knees
I might not make it brosEnjoy the games god bless
Valverde might be the stupidest looking motherfucker in the world
>>155337648Aren’t you still crying about that brehmer’s penalty kick in 1990 and that neuer foul in 2014?
>>155337658Old, Old and has boneitis.
Uruguay is more of a rugby nation.
>>155337691I'd give him a massage
our chud got away with doing the nazi hand sign
you should have respected usnow you are cursed forever
>>155337590Guess they missed one there then
BAR
>>155337658I think Suarez is equally finished and I feel I remember seeing him and manager fell out
>>155337617You have no idea
TROLLPOST
Cursed team, cursed manager.
>>155337691lol and that female whore commentator on FS1 said it should be a yellow card
>>155337759That also happened in the Ecuador match I think.
I CAN'T
If your hope for goals is a Brasileirão shitter you're pretty much fucked
Yeah waste time. Make those charruas seethe
Oh thank God. The sudaca/yuro humiliation ritual must continue.
Why did bro take his shoe off?
lmao did you see that guy diving? they have no shame
>>155337743i respect you because you're also a long mountainous country
>>155337738Lmao based
nigga put your cleat back on and stfu
>"injury" to the keeperDidn't know Sharteta was managing Saudi
Choose your team
Uruguayans at the end of the game will be like>uruguay against the world >it was pen on canobbio
>>155337847pebble in it
urgay salvages this in 79'
>>155337743Atacama weones be like
>>155337894NICO NICO NIIIIIIII
why does the ref wear a pink shirt and pink socks? is that a standardized officiating uniform for FIFA/World Cup?
>>155337894Morupule Wanderers lifelong here.
>>155337906bro your country wont play until wednesday, i thought with your post earlier it was the game after this, wtf
Who was shown after Ronaldo in the FIFA legends stands?
>>155337894It is my patriotic duty to support the gunners
>>155337940Soccer is for women and gays, so yeah.
>>155337894PO-LICE *clap clap clap* E-LEVEN
>>155337940humiliation ritual
>>155337940Nothing wrong with pink.
Why are most saudi players black when saudis are arabs?
I must admit I dislike Uruguay a bit. They are soulful in many ways, but if there are two Mickey Mouse World Cups, it's 1930 and 1950. And they play really rough football sometimes that sometimes stops being soulful to meSo I rarely find myself wanting them to win somehow. It's nothing personal. But against Saudi-Arabia ... come on!
>>155337940Inter Miami homage
>>155337957Lol no, we play the last game of this first round
>>155337992They can afford the best ngubus oil money can buy
>>155337992Saudi Arabia formally abolished chattel slavery in 1962 under international pressure, but the country continues to face severe scrutiny for widespread modern-day slavery and human trafficking.
LMAO THIS FUCKING REF
>>155337959Stoichkov. Bulgarian legend.
>>155338002Uruguay has 4 stars m8.
RIGGED REF
arabs wear beards because otherwise theyd be raped by other men for being too pretty
>>155337894https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilport_Lions_F.C.But I've been rooting for them from the time they still had their original name.
i mean, Messi wears an entirely pink kit, and he's the GOAT.
>>155337940Needed contrast, Saudis are wearing dark green and that can be confused with black
Do you get a card for slapping the ground?
>>155338002I'm happy to see sudacas get embarassed as much as anyone but you krauts have been talking some mad shit for someone that just beat a bunch of mechanics and substitute teachers.
>MALVERDE
>>155337762That's only 1 year older than Messi
>>155337992There are quite many Afro-Saudis, actually. Up to 10% of their population. Some are the descendants of medieval slaves, others came via Islamic pilgrimages sometime elseI imagine it's kind of similar to Europe, if not more extreme: the Africans are poorer on average and more willing to go for a sports career. Arab Saudis are probably too complacent by now, they like to consume but not go for it themselves. Also the usual pacey ngubu meta stuff
>>155338117for chimping out, also if the ref hears you cursing at him
Reminder that Uruguay is rightful Brazilian clay
>>155338096kek
Momento Água
>>155338002Did Germany not dope their way to like two WCs via east germany
KWAB WTF WAS THAT
>>155338138Messi hasn't sprinted for about 10 years though
kek wtf were those saudi retards doing
>Hydration Break
>>155338176i miss him so fucking much, bros.
>>155338176have sexs
>>15533812490% of Germans here know we don't have a good team. Further than the quarterfinal would be a big surprise, I'm not convinced in the slightest that we will have a good tournament. Both Ivory Coast and Ecuador can defeat >usMy post has nothing to do with the German game. You may want to see a doctor and get something prescribed against being obsessed with us
Slurping a bit more of semen
>>155338002probably best to let it go, we all made mistakes in the 1930s
>>155338258Same...
mmm I'm really thirsty for a Powerade Fruit punch right now
based tuga commenters shit talking hydration breaks
Don't worry, even the best lose against Saudi Arabia in their opening match
>>155338176He just wanted us to fuck and (((they))) took him from us.
Ahh.. I'm so close... I'm going to.. hydraaateee!
>>155338002>but if there are two Mickey Mouse World Cups, it's 1930 and 1950And 1934 and 1938 were somehow okay?
>>155338203... hä? What? Do you think East Germany played together with the Federal Republic? How was that supposed to work, even if we assume the GDR had a good team?
>>155338310I 'member this now was kino
>>155338310classic
Ugarte off, u r gay can win now
Wasn't that the stadium Colombians wrecked in Copa America.
>>155338258You can honor his memory by having sex
>>155338296Really? I'm not sure we didWe only made mistakes in the 1940s
Br YouTube has 6 millions watching this shit matchCrazy
I hate to drink Gatorade when the doctor prescribed when I was sick with diarrhea. Powerade thasres better?
Wow, you're right, I had forgotten to hydrate! Thank you so much.
this Kenobi guy has to stop dropping to the floor everytime he makes contact with the ball
>sub in another brasileirão shitterlol
>>155338372It could be any stadium
>>155338372wait til the Portugal match
>>155338398doctors are retards at nutrition, you can just put some salt in your water and take multivitamins are you'll be fine you don't need the carbs
>be south american>be shitWhy is it like this?
~~~Oh fuck, I'm so close... I'm gonna hyyyydrate~~~
>>155338176>>155338258Why? He followed a crazy korean cult that promoted race mixing, koreans as superior race and some other insane shit. I'm glad Kojimbo put an end to this fucking weirdo.
>>155338406the ball wasn't a good friend
there's gonna be like 15 minutes of added time isn't there
>de la susLMAO
>>155338406Canobbio is dogshit
>>155338319Not by much, true. They are better in terms of participants at least, but also quite joke-like. The main issue with them is Italy buying diaspora players that had already represented Argentina (Uruguay)But 1930 and to a lesser degree 1950 are more glaring in my opinion because they had 13 participants and multiple key boycotts. Plus most of the Italian team dying in a plane crash. Uruguay had one group stage opponent in 1950, for example
>>155338457the moonies, the guy who shot him had a family member's life ostensibly ruined by them iirc
>>155338443Yes but my average patient would sooner drink the blue goo than salt water, so I'd rather recommend something they'll actually follow through with.
I wonder if some other retard bet $1M to Uruguay victory too
>>155338546>tooqrd?
>>155338258>>155338176from the comfy thread yesterday:song: Japan vs Netherlands pt. II (Bukake Match)https://voca.ro/1lYZARBAVTJj[LYRICS]>I miss him so much...>Abe's sacrifice worked>no anon, you don't have to do this at all>Time to sub Summerville. He is too weak and ineffective.>Too many people have discovered the comfy threads>It's ogre>BUKAKE MATCH = time for a bit of pizza.>Gonna nip down the paki shop >Want anything, /sp/?>You absolute fucking mong, the Japs wouldn’t just lose to Haaland, they’d get fucking atomized. These midgets are so small and fragile you’d think they were genetically engineered for maximum comedic ragdoll physics. Absolute cinema. 10/10 would watch Japan get genocided on the pitch again.>i apologize to Korea
But let’s be honest. They deserve to tie at least
>>155338176Agua.
Any degenerate gamblers here that can give advice on when it's the best time to bet? Bet on Uruguay in the first half when they were at like 54% and shitters are at 10% now
Bielsa is a meme
>>155338415That they have Viña starting should be telling.
Where's pajerito muyverde? I thought he was elite.
>>155338562Some retard bet 1M on Spain winning today, having a return of 80k
>>155338607betting on club soccer is retarded let alone national
>>155338562
Justice for Darwin
>>155338646>>155338637I bet it was the company itself via proxy just for marketing purposes
>>155337369>>155337577
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL U R GAY U R GAY
>>155338124I could probably link you like 500 posts made by Germans who say our team sucks and that winning against Curacao is nothingNo one here thinks this game means anything, we're just relieved they didn't choke this oneWhat's your problem? Do you want me to say our team is mediocre? I have no problem saying that, but don't pretend we're all acting like we've won the tournament, because we don't
finally
Saudibros we need to buy more whores to cope
APOLOGIZE TO THE SUDACAS
Fun ruined
FINALLY
gooool
>AraujoSo much for being injured.
>>155337915Ayy
We're so fucking back, conmeGODS
URUUUUUUUUUU>The city of 9/11ers
>>155338362Heh, I just know these things
We r all gay now.
MBS bros....
SE CAYO PEDIDOS YA
that's what they get for parking the bus, maybe they will start going on the attack now
>>155338674Yeah, most likely
May Saudi-Arabia lose every game until the end of time, especially in 2034. Sorry to any Saudi, but 2034 is such a farce that you must pay - since we can't get our hands on FIFA
>scores goal>gets subbed out
absolute sieve
>near post musta thought he'd square it :|
>"AY CELESTE DAME UNA FLOR~"Kino
>the goalkeeper did the chiquito RomeroI'm having a ptsd right now.
You can do it Uruguay
>>155337915Fue 80' MENTIROSO
>>155338811los venecos estan viendo el mundial
>>155338802Hahaha imagine if we all did that? Like, /sp/ just met up with each other and took turns sucking each other's dicks lmao. And then maybe formed long lasting friendships and relationships off it hahahaha
>>155338894Hehe
>De La CruzNow that's a name I haven't heard in a while.
>>155338674Like in the UFC they show some "bets" and commentators go lokte omg look at that bet. Probably a sponsor as well dor them.
>>155338907I'm 0/12 today and soon to be 0/18. Fuck my life.
>>155338913
I'm from the future. The ragheads come back and win this.
Uruguay sisters we look so freaking good right now. This is our tournament to lose
>>155336855Not him but i lost 2000 pesos because of españistan, fucking moros. And yes, I AM seething.
>>155338076Thanks anon, he seemed familar but I didnt remember him. He was a special analyst for last WC in the Spanish broadcaster. I thought he was Brazilian.
>>155338913I remember during the days of the tripfag era, some trip hired a 5 a side pitch for the trips to meet up at in Manchester and nobody turned up kek
>>155339000I lost 5kusd on Spain. So mad
>>155339043Kwabb
is muslera the oldest goalkeeper?
>>155339057bro why the FUCK would you put money on those tiki-taka keepaway fucking FAGGOTS?
>>155338913The idea of having a cock or cum in my mouth repulses me. But rubbing dicks and chests sounds cool.
>>155339102Vozinha is older
>>155339057>gambling 5k on a single matchdamn, you must be rich rich
>>155339102cape verde one was older
>>155339102Neuer and the Cape Verde one are older. 40 yearsSome bench players as well, the Scots have a 43yo keeper on the bench
>>155339102He's one year younger than the kid who held Spain to 0 goals.
>>155339102the cabo verde gk is 40
>>155339102Ochoa "The Goat", bro.
>>155339102Supposedly the oldest uruguayan player in a world cup ever.
>>155338907i have uruguay wining todayi won the first day and never again
>>155338913not totally opposed to the idea
>>155339102based cape verde bro is the oldest starter at 40, but you have Craig Gordon who is a backup for Scotland who is 42
>>155339057Nigga, learn how to invest, don't waste your money on sports gambling
>>15533917240 is young
oh wow the ref wasn't taking his shit and just lifted him up
>>155339151Nah, he's not. I could do that too but I'm not retarded enough to bet on Spain. White Americans make a lot of money.
>>155339172I bet he's a part-time bus driver back home
>>155339208no it's not
>>155339183I started 21/24 and since then I'm 6/66.
>>155339217i thought the ref was Dickerson at first lmao i hate that motherfucker.>t. Sounders fan
>>155339043>you will never form a 5-a-side with/sp/Found out one of my 5-a-side team mates used to frequent here. Retard FC would be fun.
stop betting, seriously
>>155339229>blocks your path
holy shit, stop kicking it directly at the goalie
>>155339102Muslera is 39Neuer (Germany), Vozinha (Cape Verde) as well as the reserve keepers Ochoa (Mexico) and Gordon (Scotland) are older. They're all 40 except for Gordon, who is 43
>>155339267>Retard FC*Faggot FC
This fucking keeper
>>155339271The argie game we're talking about is free to play btw.
>>155339162>kid>age 40,.
>>155339267are you who i think you are
>>155339321>>155339267compromise: Faggot Retard FC
>>155339043What do you expect of trips?
>>155339348that's how they got you bro
>>155336556See >>155338741It's already 20:00 in Miami and it still feels like 34 °C. What the hell. Imagine a whole day like that
>>155339321The F in Retard stands for Faggot.Retard Faggot Club
Uruguay should win this. Saudi arabia is dogshit
>>155339416>The F in RetardMake me Captain.
>>155339295He's so bogged
>>155339229In woman yearsYesBut as a man he’s still sporting>>155339416In my cunt we call them troons
>>155339419You don't understand. What's most important is that yuros and sudacas be miserable. Whether Saudi Arabia is actually better or not doesn't matter.
It's over
>south americans didn't win a single match so farkek we will easily crush argentina
Camel jockeys, you had one job.Oh well, at least COMMIEBOL is still winless.
>>155339518hell yeah
>saudis were away at the end there
>>155339518But I’m South American, I don’t want to be miserable
TieConmemebol is a joke
>>155339568please do
>>155339568P-please be gentle.
>1 extra minute for Uruguay>Blow the whistle when the Saudi player was away Lmao the fix is in
>>155339568You'd better bro, we're all counting on you. I don't even know if we ever had to bomb your country before but if you pull it off and beat the argies we'll forgive you.
>>155339568nah son. you unlucky fucks have to play the only good SA team. Messi is going to gape you. i'm sorry, brother.
>>155339589I know but you have to consider the greater good anon. Your team is bad anyway, take one for the team.
>>155339360Such a young promising prospect... heh....
>>155339568Ty for the advice will bet my life savings on Algeria
Now that the dust has settled, what's the veredict on this match?
>>155339798I didn't watch it fully because of my retarded coworkers, but I'll give it a 5/10.
>>155339798You guys kinda shit anon, ngl.
>>155339798play like second half you will be fineWhat happen to Darwin. Dude used to be an agent of chaos, he has really lost his shine.
the ummah is…
>>155339798Good match. The first 15 minutes was pure shit, but 2nd half was nice
>>155339853what's wrong with your coworkers?
>>155339798Fucking boring.
>>155339910They're retarded, can't do most of the things they're supposed to do, or even use their phones.
>>155339798should have won if you played all game like you did the second half
>>155339959>Mexicans
>>155339798saudis better in the first half ye were better second wasn't particularly impressed by either side
