Frens Edition>>155311532
Watch Viggo fall even after these playoffs
Biggest KWAB of the season? >Detroit missing playoffs>Colorado getting swept>Boston blowing game 1>McDavid getting eliminated round 1>Torts challenge >Tampa losing to 9 shots
Flames won the rasmus anderson trade
>>155335335>if you lose you win
Say something nice about the Carolina Hurricanes
the storm surge after they won was the gayest thing ive ever seen I will never watch hockey again
/playoffsbound/
>>155335447no
>>155335454It mogged to do it on Vegas ice though
>>155335447They were a very Finnish team
who were those chuds wearing those HART shirts standing behind the cup last night?
Basedhttps://xcancel.com/therichardpetty/status/2066583787383754983
Vegas is stuck with farter shart for another year and torts lost them a second round draft pick lol
>>155335637Actually he saved a 1st round pick
>>155335584canes have the best drivers
hockey is a solved sport. xg and corsi won.
>>155335883xg said that vegas wins game 6
My penguins ):
the kelly cup COULD be decided tonight
if florida wins tonight, they'll have won their fourth cup in five years. a true dynasty.
What's next for Torts?
my hummingbird feeder is an unrelenting draw
remember /hoc/With finns...
>>155336602yet the blues still SUCK
>>155336648>expect a goal
Gary is really growing the game with femcels
>>155336648poor ullmark
>>155336692YOU WIN :D
>>155336659have you seen any yet?
>>155336918Gary always plays both sides
>>155337114shifty behaviour
Do you think the mild could have beaten colorado if Jacques Lemaire was coach or at least assistant running his trap?
> It is with deep regret and sadness that Calgary Sports & Entertainment Corporation, the Calgary Flames, their ownership group, and their employees acknowledge the passing of Alvin Libin. Flames bros… we just lost an owner
>>155337349F
>>155337349>a jew died who got rich off land speculationS
>>155337114>>155336918Went to the bookstore around christmas and they had a whole table full of this shit. At least 2 dozen different titles. Stacks and stacks of erotic hockey fiction. It was disgusting.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHFUCK THE GAYGAS GOLDEN FAGS AND FUCK BITCH MARNER.
I will not be watching soccer
Z E R OERO
Kitties partied far harder after they won the cup
Cancucks will pass on Stenberg for Malhotra and it will be a mistake. And Shannon will know it before Malhotra or Stenberg ever steps on NHL ice.
soilers got screwed on Cassidy, so they're taking revenge on the NHL, with a full investigation on Babcock, releasing all the dirt that Gary and ((( laffs ))) have hidden. soilers gon crash this muhfugga wit no survivors.
>>155336648Use the per 60 retard.
:]
>>155339428ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ
>>155339353Marner stopped playing well the moment the league started talking about Babcock. 1 assist and -5 since. Pretty good revenge for Vegas being assholes about Cassidy
>>155336918I like reading and I like hockey
>>155337789so will it be easier for us to find hockey loving gfs?
>>155338820why would you take Malhotra at all?
>>155339722His dad is the coach
>>155339639if they're fujos, maybe? straight hockey romance is notoriously unrelated to its supposed gimmick. it's like the billionaire ceo male lead.
hey bro's knights lost kek ran out of gas after too many games 5 v 9 what do you expect
watching raw at work
>>155335320Add the Jets somewhere in the list.2024–25 record: 56–22–4, 1st Western2025–26 record: 35–35–12, 12th Western
>>155335320KWABOTY is Mackinnon single handedly
>>155340117anything interesting happen in the roman segment? (im watching >mests)
>>155335320Wings' historic collapse wins this, I'm sad to say. Now shut the FUCK up.
>>155340255Whoops I completely forgot about them
>>155340295not really. jacob acknowledged him and then beat up eric andre for some reason
>>155340418based1
>>1553405341
Wrestlefags OUT
>>155340638correct. /hoc/ should be discussing music instead
>>155340702ever hear of stompin' tom connors?
Stompin marners down the drain
Woooooooo
I forgot the hurricanes won lol
do (you) have a body as nice as rod "the bod"? Hes an old man you knowhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/fql5fwWUOP4
STAND BACK!THERE'S A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH*pops*
>>155340746nope
>>155340825achievable natty? I wonder if he can bench 3pl8
>>155340746im more of a david wilcox kinda cat
Wings frens how are we feeling about Larkin? I don't blame him at all, personally. Trading the 1st for Faulk was probably the final nail.
>>155340825I have more of a Phil "the thrill" type of build.
>>155340864hes not like, HUGE or anything but he has really REALLY low body fat.hes probably just kept his work out and diet similar to when he played. Maybe some trt due to age.
>>155340912you have the extra calf muscle?
>>155340907Larkin isn't a 1C, and definitely isn't a captain. They shoulda fucked him off years ago.
>>155341034>Larkin isn't a 1C, and definitely isn't a captain.he is trying his best as an american
>>1553411351993
>>155341220yeah, detroit will need a canadian or swedish captain if they ever hope to win again
There is clearly a pattern of players on the USMNT wanting out of their current teams. 3 of 4 of them are American players wanting out of Canada. Matthew Tkachuck started it years ago. Hughes re-started the trend, both worked out fantastically. The others want the same thing. I am willing to bet they are talking about this in their group chat (I am assuming there is one).I think this started to gain momentum during 4Nations. Canadians booing the US anthem, and toxicity on both sides. Hughes Larkin Hellebuyck B. Tkachuk
>>155341477TIL Detroit is in canada
2027 playoff picture (EARLY):East:1. Hurricanes2. Canadiens3. Panthers4. Capitals5. Thrashers (Dark horse team imo)6. Bolts7. Flyers8. RangersWest:1. Red Wings2. Avs3. Dallas4. Anaheim5. Phoenix6. Kings7. Canucks8. SharksThoughts?
>>155341808haha epic!!
Hahaha mitch marner is a total fag how's that trade veto to Carolina working now.
>>155340951Can I take trt and still have kids?
>>1553414621993
>>1553425002014
>>155340907Give me another chance Anon, trust the Yzerplan, all we need to do to fix things is draft more swedish to play in the AHL forever and sign some more boomer free agents
>>155342434yes just take HCG to increase probability. TRT isn’t birth control.
>>1553425661993
>>1553426032014
>>1553426311993
>>155342434Yeah. Theres a lot of different types of trt. or hrt. A lot of older guys need testosterone replacement therapy because their body no longer produces enough. Im just making that assumption he MIGHT be on it because hes like 55. He might just have good genes for it and kept up his routine. That all being said, hes 55. I doubt hes trying for more kids. It would be the type of thing to talk to your doctor about, like oh I still want kids but I need testosterone and theyll figure it out.
>>155342599Thanks. I'll ask /fit/ for confirmation. I want to get jacked and have kids
Marner in the playoffs, all time:>Games 1-460 games, 19 + 56 = 75>Games 5-732 games, 4 + 13 = 17
>>155342763He's no Stuart Skinner, that's for sure
>>155342689I'll ask the next time I get a checkup
>>155343738Blud I haven’t been to a doctor or dentist since my early 20s
haven't gotten a check up on probably 25 years
>>155344008It’s a scam anyway. Last time I went they wanted to do blood work and a physical so I never went back.
>>155344313i feel fine. when i get sick i power through it for a week and and then fine again
>>155344327just drink more water and take some tylenol
>>155342434trt is pretty retarded. just do an 8 week cycle of 200mg/ml test cypionate.
slight headache. thinking of going to the emergency room.
>>155344572Enjoy waiting 10 hours
>>155344572take a pain killer and go to bed
some guy called the shop asking for the owner who isn't here and he asked if he was talking to my coworker or me (dropped our first names) and i told him and he was like well i'm an investigator tell me about your owner i know your name for a reason it was retarded and i hung up on him
Rick Nash failed the Rangers
>>155344572crack open a couple of 6 packs and go to bed
>>155344751>crack open a couple of 6 packs and go to bedThere's no problem in life that this doesn't solve.
>>155344684should've told him you're going to put the owner on and given the phone to your coworker
It was a joke because you all were saying you dont go to the doctor so I said I was thinking of going to the ER for a slight headache because thats like the opposite of what you guys were saying. I think only 6 pack bro got the joke but im not sure.
opposite
>>155344835yeah im not actually cracking open a couple of six packs on a monday night either haha
>>155344856Hyvaa Yota, Juho
>>155344856bigger
>>155344802it's only me in the shop but i'm sure it's some bullshit griefing since we fired this old retard on friday
>>155344943What kind of shop is it
>>155344684you should call him back. he's probably working for the police
lol Vegas fans are seething about conroy fleecing their goofy ahhh
>>155345607I thought Flamiacs were seething that they lost out on a first round pick when Vegas lost?
>>155343768I need to see the dentist twice a year
im an antidentite
nigga gonna have al dente teeth
>>155341808Retard
I don’t brush my teeth and ive never had a Calvary
Crosby and Ovi will retire soon :(
Taylor Hall looks like that one midget from that show Little People Big World
>>155346276I need to floss since I eat a lot of broccoli
>>155346012do you have teeth like mitch marner?
>>155346277Sad
>>155346392They've been in the NHL since I started watching as a kid
>>155346345Say that to my face fucker
>>155346497I'm gonna have to sit down for this one
fuckiing smells like off season in here
Huomenta but the opposite
>>155346369Here's the man with teeth like Mitch MarnerHe sparkles, shimmers, shines
>>155346688We still call them Mariners here at /hoc/
>fourfull draw in Independence, MO
carter hart has sharted his last marner
>>155346601But nobody has recommended me an album yet
>>155346601Off season doesnt start until the 2nd week of july
>additional time for the Kelly Cup and maybe even a Game 7STAY TUNED, CHILDREN!!!
don't worry >our shorks will make ploffs this year
>>155347229Then Celebrini can finally win his Hart trophy!
I'm drinking an IPA that calls itself "postmodern." Marner incoming
>In New Luxury Kitchens, Everything Is Hidden — Even the SinkALERT CONNOR MCDAVID AT ONCE This new soulless convenience must be made available to him first
>it was 1-4
So we can still tell Candy to eat Rocks right?
A fitting ending to their ECF failures, they made it.Bravo Gary
>>155340790BASED
>>155347446how did espn manage to make these girls unappealing, they look like they are being trafficked
>>155337008BEDAL STATUS? D:
has anyone checked in on copey?
>he said those six naked female asses have no sexual appeal for him, and he's still curious why that is
Imagine getting shut out in an elimination game. By Bussi.
>>155347596The espn ran naked men editions and cancelled their magazine.You know why.
>>155347628>Imagine getting shut out in an elimination gameStill hurts.
>/e!SPN/'s Girlie Magazine Edition Gay
>>155347644Which men... oh.....
>>155347674they should show this to the willmack girlies
>>155347662It was their best chance to scar but they chose not to.Anon that said they done goofed after the challenge fail was right.After game 5 I was sold.
>red hot affiliate cup action
>it's nearly off-season already
>>155347869SCAAAAARRRR
>>155347907
>>155347869why is that red skater doing the dinosaur
IN BUSSI WE THRUST
>>155347932open the door, get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur
>>155348056Do you think any of them want to see my penis?
>second Kelly Cup overtime in Independence, Mizzou
>DOUBLE OT in the city of kansas city
>>155348056Detroit is getting Hill Knight next season =3
>103 3 FINNA 2 OTkek
>>155348056They're gay chuds just like we are
>the Detroit Apples>the Detroit Rubies >the Motor City Hot Rods>the Detroit Crimson >the Detroit Hawaiian Fruit Punches I wonder if they could do a sponsorship with Big Red chewing gum... >put the jersey ads on the bottom hem so the player's hair doesn't obscure the glorious marketing, Gary...
>>155348056>expansion>my cock retracts
>second extra period in Missouri
Win the Kelly Cup faster, Everblades>come on you pussies
Good evening Canes nation.
>>155348490Went to game 5 at the Lenny and sat next to a Canadian who flew in from Alberta because he was a lifelong Whalers fan. Made the spectator experience extremely enjoyable hearing “let’s fuackin gooo!” every few seconds. Great game.
What if this is the longest over time period in all of ice hockey history, but nobody watches it?>it would become one of those "sound of one hand clapping" riddles, but no one would ever hear itIrony, that's what that is
OUR FUARKING HEROESFLORIDA WINS
>the city of Independence gg, Everblades >here's to another threepeatgg, Mavs, good luck next season> off-season gets one step closer to /hoc/
Shut the fuck up TRB
sup bro's got the next 2 days off. gotta take pops to physical therapy tomorrow might take him to disclosure day on wednesday he likes aliums
Sweet can’t wait for the draft now we get to discuss who the leafs will be drafting first overall :)
>>155348757hope your pops broken angus feels better anon
>>155348826nothing is broken but he has severe vertigo they think it's some pinched never or some shit idk i hope they fix it my nigga is spinnin 24/7
>>155348833Alfred Hitchcock ahhh dad
Mitch Marner sits down when he goes for a piss. He's a sitpisser.
I saw the video of Canes returning to Raleigh. At max 50 fans showed up to see them.
>>155349108Weird>>155349122Sad
Draft in 10 days :)
>>155349581Didn’t ask
>>155349581i asked bro
the leafs should sign biebs if they can't land mcdavid in 2028
>>155349122That's literally at the airport where you aren't allowed to do much, and there's clearly at least a couple hundred there. The actual parade is Saturday.
>>155349581When do you think teams will start making trades?
>>155349805Is ric flair gonna be there?
trade idea: larkin for nurse
>>155349864Think the fans would finally lynch stevie for that one
business idea: fight instigators also get a delay of game penalty
site idea: we open this genny to the general public
>>155349805The Teets party was a fucking scam.We were one of the first people in line to get in. They herded us into their back ally like cattle and told us nothing. We bought drinks and waited for hours for some sort of presentation but the picture below is all we got. We stared at a brick wall and closed doors for hours. They took our money, told us nothing meanwhile the people on the street who didn’t get in actually got to see all the players and the full party. What a fucking scam. Will never be returning there. What a joke ****EDIT*** I’m too old to keep up with Glenwood south. I was not aware that it’s sucks.
>>155349956Ew idunno about that.Also now I guess I have to follow the Australian Ice Hockey League until the NHL season which is soooo bad
>>155349956Wouldn't you be worried that retarded schizos and drunks would come here
>>155350265that's already who we have tho
>>155350302Ya that was obviously the joke Are you a drunk or retard ?
>>155350265>>155350302I should invite my friends :3
>>155350312yes
cup's already dentedi blame rod's training
>>155350378disrespectful baka
hearing a big trade is going down today
>>155350378bloody belters. how would they like it I whiped my ass on the confederate flag
>>155335320tfw no impenetrable Bussi
finkin bout primeau getting traded for behind amourdat wouldn't happen todayno movement clauses humming up da works
>>155350378
I have an idea let's trade bertuzzi after he pots 30 just because he didn't take the jew jab, and then let's refuse to develop a team of autistic canadians with retard strength (aka cup winning teams) and instead develop fragile europeans with two last names, and then let's tell the hometown hero to go fuck himself so he requests a trade and we have no choice but to dump him, and every other team we would want to trade for knows we have to dump him and therefore they have us by the balls in negotiationsholy fuck stevie and the illitch family are fucking retards
i took the jab and haven't dropped dead yet bros what happened
Just dropping in to say stinky poo poo bum bum. Thank you
>>155350995
>>155350983i took a left hook and i'm still standing
I'm Gonna SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGE
>Max Pacioretty was kicked out of a youth hockey game over the weekend in Chicago while coaching a 9 year old (2017) hockey game.
hope my bro has been killing it in injustice 2 lately
>>155351275they surged on the fortress
>>155351312go back
based 'nuck bro wearing a boeser jersey
>>155350378happens every year
>>155349122false
where are the trades gary?
in 1990, the lames drafted trevor kidd 11th overallnine picks later, the devils drafted martin brodeur
Huomenta
>>155352220You left out the best part>flames trade the pick that becomes brodeur and two 2nds for the pick that becomes Kidd and a 2nd
Bussi bros were moving up
they couldn't put it past the bussi
>>155352421bussichads, the chipotle days are now firmly in the past!
>>155352421the chipotle to stan lee champion pipeline
they look like siblings
>>155352365kwab
>>155350665Well, Chris Ilitch is definitely a retard. Babcock should have been fired in 2011 after he lost in the 1st round twice in a row to shorks. Holland should have been fired then or shortly thereafter, as he was destroying the franchise. Ilitch finally made a switch, but he still kept forcing the signing of native Michigan players. Larkin is one of those, forced into a slot for which he's completely unqualified. We caught a break. Yzerman and MacLellan likely confronted him, and he asked for a trade. Good. Mike Ilitch was a fierce competitor and businessman. His son is a retard.
>>155352487me in the back
Who was the MVP of the Hall - Stankoven - Blake line?
>>155352472>>155352477he better bring the cup back to his old chipotle
>>155352565blake for sure4th round pick from carolina putting up 20 points with 7 even strength goals
many our saying the flames are going to win the draft and free agency
Soon
>>155352832t. Founding member of planet retard
Response via text from an NHL player agent when asked about Oilers coaching rumour… >“The opportunity to play with McDavid or Draisaitl is diminished with the potential to be coached by Babcock. It is a valid concern voiced to me by a few of my clients.”softpussy league kwab
>>155352565STANKOVEN
having some English muffins for brekkie
>>155353230Mind making me some eggs?
>>155353093>nooooo players have to want to play for my shit team ran by retards because we have the withered husk of mcdavid!!
>>155353238fresh out, boss
>>155352832I'm saying this
>>155353281you're a retardflames are going to be shit again next season like they have been since 1989
>>155353303Nobody is saying this
>>155353230impressive build
>>155353321I enjoy how happy his slightly-burnt pieces of toast make him, I wish more people were like this
I think it's safe to say the Flames dynasty has officially begun
>>155353303>laffs
>>155353385nobody is saying this
Is Rod already in the conversation for one of the greatest coaches of all time?
>>155353321Achievable natty?
F
quinn is going to canesalina
>>155353385you misspelled Canes who have the best line depth, player status (no injuries), contract value (Stankoven 8 years for 6m, Blake 8 for 5.11m, Bussi 3 for 1.9m (lol), and 11.9m of cap space heading into the offseason. Eric Tulsky is the best GM in the league based on that Rantanen flip and Bussi waiver pickup alone.
>>155353648F
>>155353659bussi isnt ready to play 50 games
damn too bad none of them could get it done
>>155353700No but he’s definitely going to play a lot more next season
>>155353700>Brandon Bussi finished the 2025-2026 NHL regular season with a 31-6-2 record in 39 games. He posted a 2.47 goals-against average (GAA) and an .895 save percentage, famously setting a league record for the fastest goaltender to reach 15 wins.you haven’t been paying attention. that’s ok, you’ll learn.
>>155353093They went to back to back SCFs and all they got was the ghost of Mangiapane. NHL players are losers
>>155353321damn he officially retired
>>155353731that's great, they will still need a backup
>>155353700just like my islanders
>>155353764Well good thing Bussi is the most cost-efficient goaltending pickup in the league. He’s #45-50 in max cap rank at only 1.9m for 3 years. He’ll likely fall below the top 50 once free agents are signed. The Canes have a ridiculous amount of dry powder to work with here.
>>155353747unlike bud and Dominick and mitch
my bussi is also cost-efficient if anyone is curious
canes won the cup and they don't even have to pick last in the first round
>>155353835But does it contain protein?
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
vegas traded knight
>can't see the trades
Gary fears Our Sennies thats why he had to force his hand to let the Canes win
>>155354075Have you considered wearing contacts, Yamato?
>>155353835Did it work for chipotle early on?
https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/longtime-nhler-kyle-calder-dead-at-47/
>>155354114true
*posts-up in front of the net*
my plan for the summer? learn Mandarin so I can be on the winning side of ww3
>>155354325I can lend you my old textbooks
>>155354278When I played broom hockey the only way to score a goal was by deflecting it so that was my entire strategy.
>>155354325just learn from your parents
>>155354332谢谢
>>155354325Ni hao
>>155354223Kwab
>>155354399tasteless
>>155354437Kwab2
torts didn't even pick the gknights...
>>155354468>John Buccigross: Hurricanes>BussiGross...hmmm
How’s Bruce Cassidy been doing over the last couple of days?
>>155352220Trevor Kidd was pretty good at the time. Brodeur was a nobody
>>155352565Stanky
which one of you was this https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1781623802578137.mp4
>>155354638that was my buddy Eric, he used to do this kind of stuff back in the day all the timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9yvdUjz02A
fuck martin brindamour
whats it like in the showers when a team loses a series?
>>155354638gayyyyyyyydamour
>>155354721Crying and hugging
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYtkg5yOINk
>>155354752that's not shannon
>>155354816Shannon is a faggot who does mental health updates on his side channel. Fuck Shannon
>>155354752Still waiting for Tree's Congrats Canes video
>>155354782why does the belt bend in nevada
my mental health hasn't updated in a while
Hall --------------> CupMcBust --------> anime
Interesting how in both finals that the Knights lost they were playing against strong regular season teams that were struggling and choking for years until they finally managed to break through and win the cup. And in both finals Vegas won the first game.
can we talk about the leafs?
>>155354903They both got what they want.
>>155354912>Joseph Woll and Simon Benoit for Emil Andrade, Samuel Ersson, 2026 3rd round picksure
>CBC loses HNiC>laffs trade Woll and Benoit to FlyersHAPPENING
>>155354912Yea they suck
>>155354903:)
Chayka laffs trade record: 0-1
>>155354932>>155354933Elephant bros we won again
>>155354932A starting G for a manlet offenseman?>laffs
flyers losing in the scf confirmed
emily said torts isnt coming back
>Gift organization the 1OA pick>I return, they pull their games from CBC thus forcing people to subscribe to their paid services to catch Saturday gamesDelightfully devilish Gary.
>>155355003On the Stankoven meter this one rates 95% stank.
Gonna take a massive Chayka in celebration of this trade
Can't wait for the C of Red Parade next summer, FlamesBro's
>>155354841Have you ever seen what the weather is like down there? I’d be moping all day too if I had to live down there.
>>155355176whats so bad about the weather down there?
>>155355159We call those marners here
>>155354816rapedbitch
he truly is one of the coaches
>>155355245Did things others could
>>155355226Every time I ask a manlet that question they get real pissed off so it must not be good
>>155355245Chuds losing greatly
>>155355245When is he going to the Oilers?
Will Gary bring back celebrity captains for the all star game?
>>155355245Is he heading to pwhl?
>>155355417No. He is staying in the nhl
>>155335584I legit thought he was dead.
let's go islanders!
>>155355241I'm a premium subscriber to Shannon and he has Vlog series where he talks about all the Euphoria sexo scenes and gigantic sloppy mommy milkers
>>155355611Has he discussed heated rivalry?
Taylor hall gives hope to Bedard to McDavid
>>155355692no he still needs to talk about Virgin Island
>>155355814That's where tim duncan is from
>>155355757yes, run away to the sunbelt and gary will reward you
>>155355944Your team is shit and run by a retard.
RAW was based last night bros
>>155356014Missed it. Have missed every one. Will be missing every one.
>>155356013those are my 26 non-garybelt teams
watch the laffs fail to get a real tendie now
>>155356056stolarz?
10 days til the draft
>>155356056Cope Stolarz-Hildeby will take them to the promised land
Having the kind of marners that make you want to go to bed and try again tomorrow
>>155356043*Missing out
>>155356077true, it will be next season's andersen-bussi
was this a good trade
Going to love the relationship Toronto media will have with Gavin's mum
>>155356077hildeby is ready be unleashed
>>155356125for philly, yes>borderline tendie>20 min a night d man
>>155356125For the Flyers, yeah actually.
>>155356125More evidence the flyers have a man inside leafs management
I hope they trade Larkin to the Curb for A Bag of Pucks!!! Shame on him. - Darryl from Wyandotte
>>155356155Benoit is 3rd pair at best.
>>155356213they did this with jake walman
>>155356226He was a star supporting the former core
Hockey Night In Canada officially dead. And once C-22 passes, piracy will also be dead (in Canada).It really isn't their sport anymore.
>>155356239My Wongsies need more swedish twinks and injured boomers
>>155356262He sucken then too.
Vegas Golden Knights receive:Dylan LarkinDetroit Red Wings receive:Pavel Dorofeyev (RFA)Tomas HertlGolden Knights face difficult cap crunch this summerIt seems like an awful lot to give up, but the Golden Knights' tough cap situation plays into this. They are projected to have just $4.6 million in salary cap space this summer—and that's before figuring out a way to re-sign pending UFA Rasmus Andersson.
>>155356296rogers isnt killing the branding, its just isnt re-licensing broadcasts to the cbc anymorecapitalism at its finestc-22 is going after loli porn addicts not piracy
>>155356434C-22 will go after whatever they want whenever they want. Say goodbye to encrypted apps and VPN services (they're leaving, they've said so.)I just googled the bill again and turns out it might pass this week! Congrats, Canada! One huge step toward becoming a police state.Canadian Anons will have to be VERY careful what they post in the future.
>>155356453idk where you are getting your information from but the bill doesnt include any new access to information that authorities already have
>>155356434>c22 only for pesos Politicians always say they are just going after flames fans but the bill creates databases and tools that the government could later use against us if they cuck to California in the future
>Pizza Pizza© Hockey Night In Canada on Sportsnet® Presented by Google Gemini©
>>155356340your mouth recieves:my penis
>>155356486This but 100% gambling platforms
>>155356482databases that should have already existed and strengthens tools they already had
>laffs goaltending gets worseAnother basement season coming up!
Bootlicker
>>155356480Yeah if they get a warrant. The bill will allow them to bypass that whole step and investigate who they want when they want. You might aswell block onhockey right now. Because you'll pay for it.
>>155356533>The bill will allow them to bypass that whole step and investigate who they want when they want.no it doesnt
FlamesChads are not pedos
i hope c-22 protects ontario
>>155356125Good for leafs. Honestly good for both. They needed to get rid of woll. Andrae is much better than Benoit. The third and extra goalie are just extras theyll probably use for a trade later. We already have stolarz, hildeby, and Akhtyamov.
>>155356533>you'll pay for it C22 is bad but its not that bad It would take the bill passing in its current state(it won't) and the libs cucking to Hollywood in their trade deal with the Americans to make piracy in Canada as bad as in america
I need the >laffs to make it the SCF only to get swept by a meme expansion team like the knights or kraken desu Same with the >rags
>>155356434Flames bros... We're being unfairly targeted....
If that bill passes will there be fewer canadians on /hoc/?
>>155356671We can only hope
>>155356791Who do we bribe to get it to pass?
why were the canes so successful with small players?
C-22 more like C-Deez nuts
>>155355944McDavid was already requested a meeting with Utah
Anyone else hope we get a Canes Panthers ECF next year so Canes can finally get revenge for years of getting cucked?
>>155356837Are the kitties going to be strong next season? I feel like they’ve entered their rebuilding phase
>>155356987The entire cup winning team is locked up until like 2050, the only person they're going to miss is Bob.
got some big plans for the summer, bros
If Babcock falls through, does Edmonton hire Torts?
>vegass
>>155357307its already the middle of june lad
>>155357369Summer starts June 21, guy.
>>155357307Same. I’m going to be back in shape by September
>>155357326>Cassidy >Babcock >TortsIt's like Bowman is trying to force players away from the team so he can start a rebuild without blowing up the team proper and pissing off ownership.
>>155357326I mean maybe? Its a shit hire, but anything that progresses bowman getting fired is objectively good for the oilers.
>>155357400you're not my guy, buddy
BREAKING: Bowman has been offered a contract extension.
hey uh gary where are the trades
>open /hoc/>maritime fag is defending draconian government bills and rogers cancelling HNICMaritimers are brain dead NPCs
>>155357757its the mercury in the fish
>>155357757They're Ontario/Quebec's shabbos goys
>>155357757cape bretoner hereRogers can suck every inch of my sac. hockey night in canada being cancelled or whatever term is appropriate is one of the stupidest fucking things ive ever heard in my life. on one hand, the goverment should foot the bill for it since they already give cbc a ton of money for the retarded shit they put on the air. But at the same time rogers is a fucking jew and shouldnt get a cent from the tax payers.
>>155357757this guy is mad his kiddie porn is going to be harder to get
>>155354468>kaplan picked one of the worst teamskek
>>155358096I understand, the government already has all of your personal information when you filed for EI. The rest of us don't want to hand over our id's and bank accounts just to use the internet.
>We're gonna let Roger's squeeze every shekel out of you for hockey, and meanwhile we give govt money away to the DEI vermin so you get that for free. Also, shut up.
>>155357757But Nova Scotians are smart
>>155358167the internet would be a lot better if those requirements existed and you cant deny it
>>155358220>yes I am a bootlicking slave grim. what is going on in the east?
>>155358220Go suck a dick you fucking government cock sucking fag
>>155358306not diddlin' to kiddies that is what
>>155358219counter-point: Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.
>torts is ded>hnic is dedkek what a day KWAD
Gonna have to see all of your shitposting licenses right now, hand em' over.
>>155358220>the internet would be a lot better if you had to show your ID everywhereLeast bootlicky Easternfag
>hnic is deddon sends his retards
In about four[4] bong;Game 3 of the Calder Final at the Coca-Cola Coliseum
>>155358386Crosby is pretty smart. He knows a lot about history and birds
>>155358418what are you trying to hide anyways? you show id to walk into a bar without any problems
>>155358416Here's my license.
Usually the guy calling everyone else pedophiles usually ends up being the biggest sicko of all
>>155358574It's the oldest deflection tactic in the book
>>155358574Ah, The "Le Drumpf is a pedophile" statement liberals use now. True.
>>155358574>>155358622>protecting child pornography is a top priority in these anon's lives
>>155358500Yeah because data breaches totally aren't a thing
>>155358623That's ghastly.
>>155358500You bootlicking slave.
https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/49083320/john-tortorella-return-coach-golden-knightsWhere does Torts go from here?
Lotta chuds wriggling about itt
>>155358695>>155358728you dodged the question
>>155358734laffs will have an opening soon
>>155358734Does detroit's pwhl team have a coach yet? hillary just got sent there.
>>155358772Keep slobbering globohomo schlong, slave.
>>155358734He’ll start being a guest commentator
>>155358890ah yes the retard crying about globohomo on the internet is mad
>>155357757True
oh no no no Marner and Chel Bro's....this isn't good
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss99Buz2rJIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss99Buz2rJIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss99Buz2rJI
>>155359015Yeah I don’t trust analytics
>>155359015>sharter fart letting in only 2-3 goals in most gamespure fiction
>>155358865She's doing a season in Vegas, and then she's going to Detroit which is a weird deal, but the lady league thrives on weird
>>155358919Hopefully he will take pernell's place on espn so we don't have to see that zesty faggot anymore.
>>155358939You are a slave to globohomo. Enjoy.
>>155359138ah? she's not done grooming the young women coming into the league in vegas to being dyke whores to help drive down White birth rates? What a good goy she is.
>WHA ran the original Calgary team into the ground so hard they had to plunder one from Georgia to replace themdevious work...
>>155359138no she's not you dumb bitch
>>155359180Who's Mark supposed to give death glares to now?>surely, e!spn will fire diversity hires fucking dreamer
calgary has 8 picks in the first 68
>>155359458They have a bright future
>>155358500I employ 25 people, if people found out I called faggots like you niggers on the internet it would cost many good immigrants a job. Holy fuck are the easterners retarded nigger faggots.
Watching footy. I'm so glad hockey diving will never be as dramatic.
>>155359423I have this jersey it is dope
>>155359458>>155359494The city of Calgary deserves to have nothing good happen to or for them.
Total Canes Victory
Is this the shortest tenure by a choach who made the NHL finals?
>>155359572>I employ 25 peoplecalling in to Bell 25 to bitch about your service doesn't mean those people are under your employ, retard.
>>155359572anonymity isnt an excuse to be an asshole but you sure do take advantage of it
>>155359804t. didnt get laid at the stampede
>>155359423TIL that before he was being chased by dinosaurs on Isla Nublar, Dr. Grant was a hockey team physician.
>>155359896I think so. Torts barely knew those guys
>>155359584FIFA deez nutz
>>155359964Jen
>>155359541Damn I almost forgot how bad the flames are. Thanks for the hocminder.
>>155359964the stampede hasn't even happened yet you stupid fuck. go whack your clitty to greta's downsie diatribes some more.
Cuck you're almost up
the winner takes it allthe loser standing smallbeside buds victorythat's trbs destiny
>>155360184I’ll start cooking up the next thread
how would you ever garner the respect of star players as a coach when you've never even played in the league?
>>155360212make it disney's mighty ducks themed please.
Lets make sure every team gets an edition this off season!
>>155360278except the LAMES
>>155360343>>155360343>>155360343New
>>155360278>team edition Who cares when the only team discussed is our leafs
