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sudacas
its over for CONMEBOL
Let's go Argentina!
fuck a.nal
The pot calling the kettle black.
>Uruguay right now
acho q vc quebrou o helicochi. morreu a gente galera
hmmmmmm anime
i don't remember the last time i saw de la cruz playing
this is what Uruguay deserve for being Suarez simpshes a piece of shit
Ghana's curse btw
>>155338570explain
>>155338605
Conmebolchads… what went so wrong? No victories so far
golaço
>of the cross
>>155338747Imagine Ney fingers sliding into your butt crack
>>155338639I think the suarez mordida is even more cursed than this one.
>rangebanned from uploading imagesgood job fucktards
>>155339163Send me the image + bunda tax and I'll post it for you.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHTOMEM NO CU COMUNISTAS DO CARALHOHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA
Is it socially acceptable to spit on staff members of the opposing team because you are upset you lost iyc? Why are southern coners so poorly educated and trashy?
>>155339233Many are saying this.
Texto publicado pelo jornalista Juca Kfouri em seu coluna no Uol Esporte, sobre Samir Xaud.- Noticiário plantado de dentro da CBF para fragilizar Samir Xaud foi posto em ação nesta segunda-feira.Por luxúria, devidamente fotografada e distribuída pelos que de fato mandam na ugar. Xaud ao cair de paraquedas na CBF assumiu o compromisso de que seria por apenas um mandato, mas, como todos, quis mais e começou a articular eventual reeleição.Jamais os Mendes deixariam e Francisco, filho de Gilmar, visa o posto.
cazéTV is so fucking shit, you argies don´t know how good you have for not having react streamers buying the rights to broadcast the WC
>>155339744wrong
>>155339744>O cara tá levando copa de graça mas isso é ruim pq ele usou a gíria que me deixa chateadinhoVira homem, rapaz
>>155339233what happened? tourist here
>>155339919
>>155339852>oh look is this a FREE SHIT just laying on the streets? i shall EAT this because its FREE
Viste que no era tan facil hijo bobo?
>>155339944?
>>155339409yes it isfootball is everything
reminder to my latam bros and tourists too
>>155339961You have the opportunity of watching somewhere else but you wouldn’t have anything to bitch about
>>155340078Culo roto deja de pensar en argentina y buscate una vida todo el dia en /sp/ pedazo de pajero fracasado
>>155339690wow
sentiu
I imagine the games in my head instead of watching free and paid stuff
>>155340262>You have the opportunity of watching somewherenot legally, retards like you guaranteed the monopoly of World Cup to a bunch of redditors react streamers. But hey its free and he say funny likes like ESQUECEEEEEEEE COEEEEEEE
>>155340312Don't humor the spammer.
I just check the Sofacore match live results then meme on it if its a funny upset
Brazilians killed a white Argentine man. They will pay for this.
>>155340385Do you imagine the post game banheirao too?
lol
>>155340396You don’t seem to understand what a monopoly is or the difference between rights for tv and internet but I am not here to ruin your seething, just do your thing
>>155340648I know a fellow slav when I see one. Make sure his parents aren’t russian spies or something.
>>155340648What were his sketches about?
>>155340812He was 100% Argentine.>>155340848Making fun of brown people.
>>155340882Italians don’t look like that. Sure he could be “argentine” but that man is Russian or Ukrainian or Belarusian for sure The ears, the lips, the jaw
>>155340648This is old newsWe are now celebrating Taty almeida’s deathKeep up
ÚLTIMA HORA: Ferran Torres, fruto del enfado del empate, ha disparado a varios compañeros de selecciónNo hay heridos
o artilheiro da porra ficou bravo no banheiro ne?
>>155340848drugs
Distância total de cada jogador>Casemiro 5,3 km>Alisson 5,2 km
Is there a doc on bielsa? I have a hard time not hating this vende humo fodidoAt least in the first half of his career he got 2nd places, this is embarassing
>>155342192Tbf you need to divide by minutes played.
>>155342192reader's added context: casemiro despite being a gordo fodido that got pocked by the moroccan willian arão only played 45 minutes
I want to write an entire thesis on how we went from shitting on Dunga in 90' for being a volante brucutu to praising Casemiro, who's less skilled than Dunga, as a puta primeiro volante de qualidade
>>155342192>barely over the GK
Since la selesion is playing tomorrow, which is the official scaloneta 2026 song?
>>155347194Digimon Frontier opening latino
>nerman wont be playing against Haiti as wellkek CBF is a joke
>>155347237he's not even playing against Scotland, you'll see
>>155347224Lame
>>155347224the superior digimon frontier songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn3ptZO3k98
>>155347237he's there for support and marketing
>>155337969>>155247497one (blow)job
>>155339409yes, I used to come from the lockers and spit the cum of my teammates in the other player faces
>>155347566vamos huracán btw
>>155347566fucking kek
every match tomorrow is a draw except norway - iraq, norway will win like 5-2
ayo this nigga wearing dc shoes in 2026
holy shit took one of those pills to sleep from my mom, to fix my sleep schedule, shit hit hard.
>>155348922How does this affect Ancelotti's Brazil?
>>155348932shall give ancelotti one of those, im tripping hard wtf, not even pure sweed hits like this
gn bros, lots of good matches tomorrow
>>155348939>pure sweedBro thinks he is la sirenita.
>>155347325tamers has the best ophttps://youtu.be/-ZWZIaxlRe4?si=1Itf7HdlUdFqYiWX
sleep pills and opiates in general are very scary, as a long time drug enthusiast few times I got as worried as when I took clonazepam to be able to sleepnow I sleep well just from knowing I don't have to take that shit
>Mogged
Carlo Anedotti
>>155348850WhoHoly based
QUILOMBO ENTRE ARGENTINOS Y ARGELINOS EN TIMES SQUARE
>>155352137Argelinos la tocaran a Cristina
>>155351657Get over it dude. It's been 100 years.
We both know you can't hold onto those beans for much longer. We both know what's going to happen: it will stink.And who will be blamed for it? Good ol' stinky bean.
>>155352182I was never mad at the Turks about it I was mad at the British for knowingly giving us bad intel and still telling us to go over the wire and get slaughtered.
>>155352847Sure...
Pico e palinha edição
Hoy juegan los antinegros
>>155352973our NT is the only one that doesn't represents the country because it's too white instead of too brown
>former coworker sends message asking about work proceduresYou just can’t escape them, can you
Y que pasó con Lechuga Muslera?
>>155353042tell him that you don't remember
>>155353054Cagadita Muslera WILL have at least 1 cagada per game. 1 dumb rebound and 1 or 2 bad tries at getting a cross. We all know that but he's playing well in Students of Silver so I'm guessing he's going to start everygame
Spain is the cagaseco team of the tournament so far
https://www.elobservador.com.uy/mundial-2026/el-uno-uno-uruguay-arabia-saudita-las-ganas-y-la-llegada-federico-vinas-y-la-potencia-maximiliano-araujo-n6047501this site has grades for the uruguay players vs Saudi Arabia>Muslera 5>varela 6>caceres 5>olivera 6>viña 3>ugarte 5>bentancur 5>valverde 5>araujo 7>nuñez 4>viñas 8>canobbio 6>sanabria 6>de la cruz 6>brian rodriguez, rodrigo aguirre: none
>>155353014As long as you make everyone seethe, I care very little about your phenotype and genetics
TREMENDO FANTASMA el mickey valverde
>Tim Payne will be signed by Olimpia The amount of paragua pussy this nigga will have will be legendary
>>155350878>now I sleep well just from knowing I don't have to take that shiti had insomnia for a 2 or 3 months during covid and the doctor gave me zolpiden to help me sleep, despite being very comfortable being able to sleep whatever you want, theres nothing better than a natural sleep. i began to give more valuable to a well slept night after that
Conmebol win status?
>marcelo tinelli trying to be funny in big 2026 via reacting to a shitty marcelo bielsa impersonationit's so sadhe's fuckin' 66 years old, trying to capture the good old days from Videomatch with this shit. I'm not even going to link it, that's how sad it is.
>>155354262everything is sad and pathetic to youmaybe you are the problem
>>155354350this is literally my first post ITT, anon...
>>155354384nah i'm pretty sure you made fun of me for wearing dc shoes
>>155354045They are signing a meme
Papo reto?
fala
me pergunto o que seria um papo curvo.
Last digit is the number of kms I’ll run before almuerzo
>>155354682>CBF desiste de prever retorno de Neymar na 1ª fase da Copa e reduz clareza sobre o estado do camisa 10. O astro está há 1 mês sem treinar no campo, o que contrariou as expectativas da comissão técnica e fez a CBF desistir de prever sua volta na fase de grupos. Com prazo apertado, Neymar deve seguir fora contra o Haiti. Caso evolua, poderá enfrentar a Escócia. O entendimento é de que qualquer risco de agravar a lesão do jogador pode ser evitado, e que sua presença em campo só acontecerá em caso de extrema necessidade, o que só deve ocorrer no mata-mata da Copa.
>>155354733he won't play a single minute in this wc
>>155354733Let’s be honest, they called him to avoid a major chimp out. I blame moneymar because he should be the one giving a speech saying that he wasn’t fit
Realistically, what went wrong?
>>155355008You are right but scolari, zagallo and dunga resisted with otger players. Why couldnt anedotti do the same?
>>155355200you should resist eating so much
>>155354262He already touched rock bottom when he dyed his hair pink and that was like 4 years ago. The man's a mess and will probably take millions in debt to his grave too
>>155355008>a major chimp outThe only people who'd chimp out are the "journalists" and "influencers" who get invited by CBF to official events in exchange for promoting the confederation's agenda. The same kind of people who cheered in that Museu do Amanhã fiasco.
>>155355008Turns out people botn in tropical zones can't handle tropical climate
Jesus Christ, you niggas are still going with the nerman whining? Meanwhile he just announced the 3rd pregnancy of his wife and 5th kid overallMaybe you should focus on yourself and loved ones like he does
>>155355707He's spent more time playing CSGO than raising his kids
Based Nerman the ShaggerNone of that 2 kids and vasectomy routineAlso A LOT of my coworkers got a vasectomy, economy is crazy, niggas are cutting their baby making tubes to avoid having another kid and being financially ruined
>>155355707Very easy to do that when paid millions to take pictures and not work
>>155355429that's not true, you're very out of touch with the common people. there were literally fireworks in my city when ancelotti announced neymar.
>Reader's added context: anon lives in Neymaricá, Rio de Janeiro
>>155356104>neymaricá>neymangaratiba>rio de janeyro>neyterói>neyterói>neylópolis>neytrópolis>neyrópolis>neyraty>campos dos neymarzetes
How come it's always (((them))) ?
>>155356208forgot pic, as per usual
>>155355907I don't remember hearing any fireworks in Rio. And even then, what would "the common people" do? Start a skirmish in Praça Mauá before getting dispersed by the police? Child's play for the cops. Do you think people would storm CBF's headquarters like Brasília in 2023? They'd break into Ancelotti's room in the Grand Hyatt? Burn cars in the streets, start rioting, loot stores? Lorry drivers would block the highways?Some people would be very upset on Twitter and that would be it.
On what social media are hot faveladas to find?
>>155356321badoo
>>155356321Same place you find any other kind of woman. Instagram.
vamos Argelia querida, dame una alegría
>SENEGAL>SÊ NEGÃOwoah
>>155356871you can't even write their name properly damn cunt
How come I just came across this meme
>>155357036this was literally methey will NOT be grouped i believe
>>155356969Canto Para o SenegalBanda Reflexu's
cala boucola ficou falando; a gente estuprou seu pressunto dela
I'm still in bed
so, will the frogs pecheate it? or will they murk the niggas?
>>155357293They wouldn't kill their own players now would they?
>>155357494now I knew you were going to play the funny man, but I was hoping for an answer, because I don't want another spain on my hands like yesterday
>>155357517Let me check my crystal ball then.... hmmm it says here you are a fag.
Uruguay getting rid of their black shorts is woke nonsense
>>155357546Why do you think >we lost to arabia last night?The players are protesting the shitty shorts.
>>155357033Argelia in spanishAlgeria in englishalso why so angry at a regular meme post, whats the problemsand in your pussy?
>"In Brazil, we're bigger than beans"That's what John Lennon said in 1965, a week later there were riots in Mato Grosso, fans burning his discs and pictures on spires to cook feijoada
>>155357602it's hard to translate it to text, but i meant it in a funny way
brazilians would rather discuss which color their kit should be than which players should be taken to the wc
>>155357745OH i get it now
it's that time again
>>155353217>Muslera>5He is a 4, he still makes the same mistakes as always.
>>155357754All of our players are shit. At least the kit colours can improve.>>155357185Spectacular song.
What I like about argies is that they never give up and are very competitive. Somehow their pride kicks in and they fight back. When I lose I genuinely chimp out internally and work harder. I wonder why this behavior sticks to football only and most of them became planeros instead of trabajadores
>>155358249>I genuinely chimp out internally and work harderAKA he shoves more coke bags up his ass
>>155358249>I wonder why this behavior sticks to football onlyit's not that it only sticks to football, it's that it can also manifest in negative waysthe planero thinks he's smart and conniving for doing fuckall all day and leeching off of the work of trabajadores and in a twisted way they're kind of rightthey are competitive at playing the system, if that makes sense
I don't know what planero means but it sounds based
>>155360419What about choriplanero
>>155360419It means someone that flies planes.
Djalminha
>>155363246Scabobi speaks portuguese?
>>155363443No, the subtitle is in Portuguese precisely because he spoke in Spanish.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkRyMX0yYFEAlso, look like they were real frens
>>155363246>>155363606They played together for seven years at La Coruña.Also, Djalminha was set to play in 2002, but was cuted because hebeated his coach KEKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgtHZL_vsjc
>this cadeirudo fodido is our only hopeK E K
>hated france wins 2-0not like this hombresisters
>>155363246>>155363606https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZWrrjzGmtQ41:06 markHe used to prank him by hiding his contact lenses
My favorite song? "O Feijao Asesino" by Los Palmeiras.
>>155370505What's the song about?
>>155339852I mean... it was free on globo already
>>155370811Statutory rape.
i'm already feeling sleepynot gonna make it
>OMG BRO LOOK AT THE HYPE FOR THE FIRST MATCH AGAINST A COUNTRY OF NOBODIES OMG OMG LA CUARTA SCALONETA ETAAA LOKURAAA Nuke this country
>i am a SAD, JOYLESS, LONELY SHARTYNIGGER and i LOSE MY SHIT and HAVE A MELTY whenever i see anyone experience any sort of non-spiteful joy or hypeweird post to make bro
>>155375328I'll gladly save my joy for later on instead of making a fuss over nothing, thanks.
Will Neymar play friday
>>155375572If he doesn't ancelotti will get crucified in the middle of the Maracana
>>155375572The cyborg implants aren't ready yet
>>155375572kkkkkkkkkkkk
>zoomers have so little joy they have to "save it for later"Milei really killed this country, it's over lads.
>>155377451He should start jailing politicians and journalists like pedown to restore it to it's former monkey glory
>peron out of nowhere It's like I'm actually on twitter!
kek what a bitch
>>155377692indeed my newfriend, we have a famous influencer on your gov payroll in our humble general.
>>155377886Is it anything like Lula's concurseiros?
>>155337969https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCH3Hx1I3vMFlaco will score today.
fraco
>>155378199more like israeli's hasbara.
>>155378338We are doomed.
>feeling cold and shivers all over my bodyso... this is how it ends... won't even make to the albicelestinha gaem
>>155378609it's over anon, you got the ebola
>>155378629ebola no gol da argentina kkkkkkkkkk
>futalezaKWAB
Come here baby and dry my neck, la cuarta riggi is in.
>>155337969next Corinthians playerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O19qJCKjyJAAfter Memenphis and Lingard.Pogba is coming.
Walls... eterno suplente
>>155379097but curintha is broke...
>>155379309Riquelmy destroyed him
Is the Heman movie good for real or am I getting astroturfed by söyboy manchildren critics?
>>155379541it's decent, not bad, but also not a masterpiece, the 2021 animated show is better.
So what's the best channel to watch el partido?
>>155379541Just watch Conan you fucking manchild.
>lose to a team with 3 points in 13 games>at home>only 10k fans cared to show up>paying 300k a month to pochettinoR.I.P
>>155380029You'll be back in Série A despite all that
>they lowered Kun's mic volumeBased.
>>155380029they just got biGODed lol
I bought bondiola and blue tang
pero la puta madre argenchina
conmebros... our izzat...
>>155380844infantino protects argenchina don't worry
Never bet against the goat.
>zidane's son>183cm>lettuce hands
pessi and ten moreI love you messi
>Zidanes son given the cuck role and he cant even save the balldamn, how legends get their name killed
As always, it's up to Argentina to carry this forlorn continent.
Minuto cabra.
the goat does it again
Their cups? Ancient.Their seething? Eternal.
watching? their ntposting? about us
>>155382704bodied that argensimian
Anão autista deveria ter sido expulso, mais uma copa roubando para a Argenchina.
this nigga rather solve puzzles and have an internet fight over watching his national team in the world cup hahahah never change gordo
sentiu di nuovo
ecuchame posho, en el ochentaisei
todo pelota
argentina is miles ahead of us.
sentiu beans what a gordo virgo
>>155383193depends on where you live. It's about 500 miles away from me
>>155383173Why is this not a red card?
>>155383258https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ9usrpAPao
>>155378645:)
I'm eating rice, don't have beans but this way I feel halfway closer to my brazilian friends from colapib
you don't have friends gordo cancer :(
>>155383066If /copalib/ ceased to exist that simian would literally kill himself
Calleri 32 anos corre igual um animalMessi 39 anos corre igual um animalDe Paul 32 anos corre mais que o KantéAlguns argentinos tem mesmo sangeu que nós, italiano + espanhol ou nativo mas a gente chega aos 24-25 tá tudo com barriga de velho diabético enquanto os caras tem físico absurdoQual segredo? Literalmente tem alguma coisa a menos no sistema de tratamento de água de Buenos Aires?
>>155383566>barriga de velhoThis is a bad thing?
>>155383566>Calleriquem?
>>155383538it's funny because it's true
>>155383566>Qual segredo?clubs instead of SADsis that simple.
>>155383566Ashkenazi genes
>>155383655no seriously there is something about Argentina nutrition that prevents them from being fat at 24-25 like weAll my friends in their 30s have that diabetic belly and calvo hair like pic meanwhile you look at Messi at 39 he looks like he is 26
>>155383842>comparing your imaginary friends with a pro athlete.
average brazilian woman after 18That is why the levels of pedophilia in this country is so highWomen after 18 turn out fat demons who are like the average Neide merendeira
>>155383842>All my friendsTrikaschizo, please...
>>155383286Can't send off the cash cow.
>>155383947basadinho deparment?
