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monday (15/06)
>mundial
NOW! | Saudi Arabia 1 x 0 Uruguay

tuesday (16/06)
>mundial
22:00 | Argentina x Algeria

UTC-3/[localtime]
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sudacas
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its over for CONMEBOL
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Let's go Argentina!
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fuck a.nal
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The pot calling the kettle black.
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>Uruguay right now
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acho q vc quebrou o helicochi. morreu a gente galera
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hmmmmmm anime
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i don't remember the last time i saw de la cruz playing
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this is what Uruguay deserve for being Suarez simps
hes a piece of shit
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Ghana's curse btw
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>>155338570
explain
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>>155338605
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Conmebolchads… what went so wrong? No victories so far
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golaço
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>of the cross
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>>155338747
Imagine Ney fingers sliding into your butt crack
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>>155338639
I think the suarez mordida is even more cursed than this one.
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>rangebanned from uploading images
good job fucktards
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>>155339163
Send me the image + bunda tax and I'll post it for you.
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


TOMEM NO CU COMUNISTAS DO CARALHO


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA
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Is it socially acceptable to spit on staff members of the opposing team because you are upset you lost iyc?
Why are southern coners so poorly educated and trashy?
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>>155339233
Many are saying this.
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Texto publicado pelo jornalista Juca Kfouri em seu coluna no Uol Esporte, sobre Samir Xaud.

- Noticiário plantado de dentro da CBF para fragilizar Samir Xaud foi posto em ação nesta segunda-feira.

Por luxúria, devidamente fotografada e distribuída pelos que de fato mandam na ugar.

Xaud ao cair de paraquedas na CBF assumiu o compromisso de que seria por apenas um mandato, mas, como todos, quis mais e começou a articular eventual reeleição.

Jamais os Mendes deixariam e Francisco, filho de Gilmar, visa o posto.
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cazéTV is so fucking shit, you argies don´t know how good you have for not having react streamers buying the rights to broadcast the WC
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>>155339744
wrong
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>>155339744
>O cara tá levando copa de graça mas isso é ruim pq ele usou a gíria que me deixa chateadinho
Vira homem, rapaz
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>>155339233
what happened? tourist here
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>>155339919
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>>155339852
>oh look is this a FREE SHIT just laying on the streets? i shall EAT this because its FREE
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Viste que no era tan facil hijo bobo?
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>>155339944
?
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>>155339409

yes it is
football is everything
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reminder to my latam bros and tourists too
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>>155339961
You have the opportunity of watching somewhere else but you wouldn’t have anything to bitch about
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>>155340078
Culo roto deja de pensar en argentina y buscate una vida todo el dia en /sp/ pedazo de pajero fracasado
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>>155339690
wow
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sentiu
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I imagine the games in my head instead of watching free and paid stuff
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>>155340262
>You have the opportunity of watching somewhere
not legally, retards like you guaranteed the monopoly of World Cup to a bunch of redditors react streamers. But hey its free and he say funny likes like ESQUECEEEEEEEE COEEEEEEE
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>>155340312
Don't humor the spammer.
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I just check the Sofacore match live results then meme on it if its a funny upset
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Brazilians killed a white Argentine man. They will pay for this.
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>>155340385
Do you imagine the post game banheirao too?
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lol
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>>155340396
You don’t seem to understand what a monopoly is or the difference between rights for tv and internet but I am not here to ruin your seething, just do your thing
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>>155340648
I know a fellow slav when I see one. Make sure his parents aren’t russian spies or something.
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>>155340648
What were his sketches about?
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>>155340812
He was 100% Argentine.
>>155340848
Making fun of brown people.
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>>155340882
Italians don’t look like that. Sure he could be “argentine” but that man is Russian or Ukrainian or Belarusian for sure
The ears, the lips, the jaw
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>>155340648
This is old news
We are now celebrating Taty almeida’s death
Keep up
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ÚLTIMA HORA: Ferran Torres, fruto del enfado del empate, ha disparado a varios compañeros de selección

No hay heridos
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o artilheiro da porra ficou bravo no banheiro ne?
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>>155340848
drugs
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Distância total de cada jogador

>Casemiro 5,3 km
>Alisson 5,2 km
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Is there a doc on bielsa? I have a hard time not hating this vende humo fodido
At least in the first half of his career he got 2nd places, this is embarassing
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>>155342192

Tbf you need to divide by minutes played.
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>>155342192
reader's added context: casemiro despite being a gordo fodido that got pocked by the moroccan willian arão only played 45 minutes
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I want to write an entire thesis on how we went from shitting on Dunga in 90' for being a volante brucutu to praising Casemiro, who's less skilled than Dunga, as a puta primeiro volante de qualidade
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>>155342192
>barely over the GK
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Since la selesion is playing tomorrow, which is the official scaloneta 2026 song?
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>>155347194
Digimon Frontier opening latino
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>nerman wont be playing against Haiti as well
kek CBF is a joke
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>>155347237
he's not even playing against Scotland, you'll see
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>>155347224
Lame
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>>155347224
the superior digimon frontier song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn3ptZO3k98
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>>155347237
he's there for support and marketing
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>>155337969
>>155247497
one (blow)job
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>>155339409
yes, I used to come from the lockers and spit the cum of my teammates in the other player faces
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>>155347566
vamos huracán btw
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>>155347566
fucking kek
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every match tomorrow is a draw except norway - iraq, norway will win like 5-2
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ayo this nigga wearing dc shoes in 2026
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holy shit took one of those pills to sleep from my mom, to fix my sleep schedule, shit hit hard.
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>>155348922
How does this affect Ancelotti's Brazil?
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>>155348932
shall give ancelotti one of those, im tripping hard wtf, not even pure sweed hits like this
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gn bros, lots of good matches tomorrow
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>>155348939
>pure sweed
Bro thinks he is la sirenita.
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>>155347325

tamers has the best op

https://youtu.be/-ZWZIaxlRe4?si=1Itf7HdlUdFqYiWX
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sleep pills and opiates in general are very scary, as a long time drug enthusiast few times I got as worried as when I took clonazepam to be able to sleep
now I sleep well just from knowing I don't have to take that shit
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>Mogged
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Carlo Anedotti
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>>155348850
Who
Holy based
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QUILOMBO ENTRE ARGENTINOS Y ARGELINOS EN TIMES SQUARE
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>>155352137
Argelinos la tocaran a Cristina
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>>155351657
Get over it dude. It's been 100 years.
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We both know you can't hold onto those beans for much longer.
We both know what's going to happen: it will stink.
And who will be blamed for it? Good ol' stinky bean.
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>>155352182
I was never mad at the Turks about it I was mad at the British for knowingly giving us bad intel and still telling us to go over the wire and get slaughtered.
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>>155352847
Sure...
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Pico e palinha edição
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Hoy juegan los antinegros
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>>155352973
our NT is the only one that doesn't represents the country because it's too white instead of too brown
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>former coworker sends message asking about work procedures
You just can’t escape them, can you
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Y que pasó con Lechuga Muslera?
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>>155353042
tell him that you don't remember
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>>155353054
Cagadita Muslera WILL have at least 1 cagada per game. 1 dumb rebound and 1 or 2 bad tries at getting a cross. We all know that but he's playing well in Students of Silver so I'm guessing he's going to start everygame
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Spain is the cagaseco team of the tournament so far
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https://www.elobservador.com.uy/mundial-2026/el-uno-uno-uruguay-arabia-saudita-las-ganas-y-la-llegada-federico-vinas-y-la-potencia-maximiliano-araujo-n6047501

this site has grades for the uruguay players vs Saudi Arabia
>Muslera 5
>varela 6
>caceres 5
>olivera 6
>viña 3
>ugarte 5
>bentancur 5
>valverde 5
>araujo 7
>nuñez 4
>viñas 8
>canobbio 6
>sanabria 6
>de la cruz 6
>brian rodriguez, rodrigo aguirre: none
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>>155353014
As long as you make everyone seethe, I care very little about your phenotype and genetics
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TREMENDO FANTASMA el mickey valverde
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>Tim Payne will be signed by Olimpia
The amount of paragua pussy this nigga will have will be legendary
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>>155350878
>now I sleep well just from knowing I don't have to take that shit
i had insomnia for a 2 or 3 months during covid and the doctor gave me zolpiden to help me sleep, despite being very comfortable being able to sleep whatever you want, theres nothing better than a natural sleep. i began to give more valuable to a well slept night after that
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Conmebol win status?
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>marcelo tinelli trying to be funny in big 2026 via reacting to a shitty marcelo bielsa impersonation
it's so sad
he's fuckin' 66 years old, trying to capture the good old days from Videomatch with this shit. I'm not even going to link it, that's how sad it is.
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>>155354262
everything is sad and pathetic to you
maybe you are the problem
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>>155354350
this is literally my first post ITT, anon...
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>>155354384
nah i'm pretty sure you made fun of me for wearing dc shoes
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>>155354045
They are signing a meme
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Papo reto?
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fala
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me pergunto o que seria um papo curvo.
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Last digit is the number of kms I’ll run before almuerzo
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>>155354682
>CBF desiste de prever retorno de Neymar na 1ª fase da Copa e reduz clareza sobre o estado do camisa 10. O astro está há 1 mês sem treinar no campo, o que contrariou as expectativas da comissão técnica e fez a CBF desistir de prever sua volta na fase de grupos. Com prazo apertado, Neymar deve seguir fora contra o Haiti. Caso evolua, poderá enfrentar a Escócia. O entendimento é de que qualquer risco de agravar a lesão do jogador pode ser evitado, e que sua presença em campo só acontecerá em caso de extrema necessidade, o que só deve ocorrer no mata-mata da Copa.
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>>155354733
he won't play a single minute in this wc
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>>155354733
Let’s be honest, they called him to avoid a major chimp out. I blame moneymar because he should be the one giving a speech saying that he wasn’t fit
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Realistically, what went wrong?
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>>155355008
You are right but scolari, zagallo and dunga resisted with otger players. Why couldnt anedotti do the same?
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>>155355200
you should resist eating so much
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>>155354262
He already touched rock bottom when he dyed his hair pink and that was like 4 years ago. The man's a mess and will probably take millions in debt to his grave too
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>>155355008
>a major chimp out
The only people who'd chimp out are the "journalists" and "influencers" who get invited by CBF to official events in exchange for promoting the confederation's agenda. The same kind of people who cheered in that Museu do Amanhã fiasco.
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>>155355008
Turns out people botn in tropical zones can't handle tropical climate
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Jesus Christ, you niggas are still going with the nerman whining?
Meanwhile he just announced the 3rd pregnancy of his wife and 5th kid overall
Maybe you should focus on yourself and loved ones like he does
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>>155355707
He's spent more time playing CSGO than raising his kids
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Based Nerman the Shagger
None of that 2 kids and vasectomy routine
Also A LOT of my coworkers got a vasectomy, economy is crazy, niggas are cutting their baby making tubes to avoid having another kid and being financially ruined
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>>155355707
Very easy to do that when paid millions to take pictures and not work
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>>155355429
that's not true, you're very out of touch with the common people. there were literally fireworks in my city when ancelotti announced neymar.
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>Reader's added context: anon lives in Neymaricá, Rio de Janeiro
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>>155356104
>neymaricá
>neymangaratiba
>rio de janeyro
>neyterói
>neyterói
>neylópolis
>neytrópolis
>neyrópolis
>neyraty
>campos dos neymarzetes
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How come it's always (((them))) ?
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>>155356208
forgot pic, as per usual
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>>155355907
I don't remember hearing any fireworks in Rio. And even then, what would "the common people" do? Start a skirmish in Praça Mauá before getting dispersed by the police? Child's play for the cops. Do you think people would storm CBF's headquarters like Brasília in 2023? They'd break into Ancelotti's room in the Grand Hyatt? Burn cars in the streets, start rioting, loot stores? Lorry drivers would block the highways?

Some people would be very upset on Twitter and that would be it.
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On what social media are hot faveladas to find?
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>>155356321
badoo
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>>155356321
Same place you find any other kind of woman. Instagram.
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vamos Argelia querida, dame una alegría
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>SENEGAL
>SÊ NEGÃO
woah
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>>155356871
you can't even write their name properly damn cunt
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How come I just came across this meme
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>>155357036
this was literally me
they will NOT be grouped i believe
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>>155356969
Canto Para o Senegal
Banda Reflexu's
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cala boucola ficou falando; a gente estuprou seu pressunto dela
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I'm still in bed
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so, will the frogs pecheate it? or will they murk the niggas?
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>>155357293
They wouldn't kill their own players now would they?
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>>155357494
now I knew you were going to play the funny man, but I was hoping for an answer, because I don't want another spain on my hands like yesterday
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>>155357517
Let me check my crystal ball then.... hmmm it says here you are a fag.
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Uruguay getting rid of their black shorts is woke nonsense
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>>155357546
Why do you think >we lost to arabia last night?
The players are protesting the shitty shorts.
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>>155357033
Argelia in spanish
Algeria in english
also why so angry at a regular meme post, whats the problem
sand in your pussy?
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>"In Brazil, we're bigger than beans"
That's what John Lennon said in 1965, a week later there were riots in Mato Grosso, fans burning his discs and pictures on spires to cook feijoada
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>>155357602
it's hard to translate it to text, but i meant it in a funny way
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brazilians would rather discuss which color their kit should be than which players should be taken to the wc
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>>155357745
OH i get it now
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it's that time again
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>>155353217
>Muslera
>5
He is a 4, he still makes the same mistakes as always.
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>>155357754
All of our players are shit. At least the kit colours can improve.
>>155357185
Spectacular song.
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What I like about argies is that they never give up and are very competitive. Somehow their pride kicks in and they fight back. When I lose I genuinely chimp out internally and work harder. I wonder why this behavior sticks to football only and most of them became planeros instead of trabajadores
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>>155358249
>I genuinely chimp out internally and work harder
AKA he shoves more coke bags up his ass
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>>155358249
>I wonder why this behavior sticks to football only
it's not that it only sticks to football, it's that it can also manifest in negative ways
the planero thinks he's smart and conniving for doing fuckall all day and leeching off of the work of trabajadores and in a twisted way they're kind of right
they are competitive at playing the system, if that makes sense
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I don't know what planero means but it sounds based
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>>155360419
What about choriplanero
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>>155360419
It means someone that flies planes.
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Djalminha
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>>155363246
Scabobi speaks portuguese?
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>>155363443
No, the subtitle is in Portuguese precisely because he spoke in Spanish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkRyMX0yYFE

Also, look like they were real frens
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>>155363246
>>155363606
They played together for seven years at La Coruña.
Also, Djalminha was set to play in 2002, but was cuted because hebeated his coach KEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgtHZL_vsjc
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>this cadeirudo fodido is our only hope
K E K
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>hated france wins 2-0
not like this hombresisters
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>>155363246
>>155363606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZWrrjzGmtQ
41:06 mark
He used to prank him by hiding his contact lenses
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My favorite song? "O Feijao Asesino" by Los Palmeiras.
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>>155370505
What's the song about?
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>>155339852
I mean... it was free on globo already
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>>155370811
Statutory rape.
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i'm already feeling sleepy
not gonna make it
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>OMG BRO LOOK AT THE HYPE FOR THE FIRST MATCH AGAINST A COUNTRY OF NOBODIES OMG OMG LA CUARTA SCALONETA ETAAA LOKURAAA
Nuke this country
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>i am a SAD, JOYLESS, LONELY SHARTYNIGGER and i LOSE MY SHIT and HAVE A MELTY whenever i see anyone experience any sort of non-spiteful joy or hype
weird post to make bro
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>>155375328
I'll gladly save my joy for later on instead of making a fuss over nothing, thanks.
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Will Neymar play friday
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>>155375572
If he doesn't ancelotti will get crucified in the middle of the Maracana
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>>155375572
The cyborg implants aren't ready yet
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>>155375572
kkkkkkkkkkkk
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>zoomers have so little joy they have to "save it for later"
Milei really killed this country, it's over lads.
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>>155377451
He should start jailing politicians and journalists like pedown to restore it to it's former monkey glory
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>peron out of nowhere
It's like I'm actually on twitter!
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kek what a bitch
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>>155377692
indeed my newfriend, we have a famous influencer on your gov payroll in our humble general.
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>>155377886
Is it anything like Lula's concurseiros?
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>>155337969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCH3Hx1I3vM

Flaco will score today.
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fraco
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>>155378199
more like israeli's hasbara.
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>>155378338
We are doomed.
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>feeling cold and shivers all over my body
so... this is how it ends... won't even make to the albicelestinha gaem
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>>155378609
it's over anon, you got the ebola
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>>155378629
ebola no gol da argentina kkkkkkkkkk
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>futaleza
KWAB
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Come here baby and dry my neck, la cuarta riggi is in.
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>>155337969
next Corinthians player

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O19qJCKjyJA

After Memenphis and Lingard.
Pogba is coming.
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Walls... eterno suplente
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>>155379097
but curintha is broke...
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>>155379309
Riquelmy destroyed him
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Is the Heman movie good for real or am I getting astroturfed by söyboy manchildren critics?
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>>155379541
it's decent, not bad, but also not a masterpiece, the 2021 animated show is better.
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So what's the best channel to watch el partido?
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>>155379541
Just watch Conan you fucking manchild.
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>lose to a team with 3 points in 13 games
>at home
>only 10k fans cared to show up
>paying 300k a month to pochettino
R.I.P
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>>155380029
You'll be back in Série A despite all that
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>they lowered Kun's mic volume
Based.
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>>155380029
they just got biGODed lol
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I bought bondiola and blue tang
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pero la puta madre argenchina
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conmebros... our izzat...
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>>155380844
infantino protects argenchina don't worry
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Never bet against the goat.
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>zidane's son
>183cm
>lettuce hands
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pessi and ten more
I love you messi
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>Zidanes son given the cuck role and he cant even save the ball

damn, how legends get their name killed
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As always, it's up to Argentina to carry this forlorn continent.
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Minuto cabra.
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the goat does it again
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Their cups? Ancient.
Their seething? Eternal.
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watching? their nt
posting? about us
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>>155382704
bodied that argensimian
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sentiu
>>
Anão autista deveria ter sido expulso, mais uma copa roubando para a Argenchina.
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this nigga rather solve puzzles and have an internet fight over watching his national team in the world cup hahahah never change gordo
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sentiu di nuovo
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ecuchame posho, en el ochentaisei
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todo pelota
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argentina is miles ahead of us.
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sentiu beans what a gordo virgo
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>>155383193
depends on where you live. It's about 500 miles away from me
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>>155383173
Why is this not a red card?
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>>155383258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ9usrpAPao
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>>155378645
:)
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I'm eating rice, don't have beans but this way I feel halfway closer to my brazilian friends from colapib
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you don't have friends gordo cancer :(
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>>155383066
If /copalib/ ceased to exist that simian would literally kill himself
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Calleri 32 anos corre igual um animal
Messi 39 anos corre igual um animal
De Paul 32 anos corre mais que o Kanté

Alguns argentinos tem mesmo sangeu que nós, italiano + espanhol ou nativo mas a gente chega aos 24-25 tá tudo com barriga de velho diabético enquanto os caras tem físico absurdo

Qual segredo? Literalmente tem alguma coisa a menos no sistema de tratamento de água de Buenos Aires?
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>>155383566
>barriga de velho
This is a bad thing?
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>>155383566
>Calleri
quem?
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>>155383538
it's funny because it's true
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>>155383566
>Qual segredo?
clubs instead of SADs
is that simple.
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>>155383566
Ashkenazi genes
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>>155383655
no seriously there is something about Argentina nutrition that prevents them from being fat at 24-25 like we
All my friends in their 30s have that diabetic belly and calvo hair like pic meanwhile you look at Messi at 39 he looks like he is 26
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>>155383842
>comparing your imaginary friends with a pro athlete.
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average brazilian woman after 18
That is why the levels of pedophilia in this country is so high
Women after 18 turn out fat demons who are like the average Neide merendeira
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>>155383842
>All my friends
Trikaschizo, please...
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>>155383286
Can't send off the cash cow.
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>>155383947
basadinho deparment?
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>cabo verde's goal keeper was colorado.
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>>155383173
Carlitos Tevez was right. Messi is a prick autist motherfucker cuck, also FIFA riggs for him.

I hope this midget gets his legs broken as revenge for this move.
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>>155383566
O problema nosso é cultural.
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Vc vai em uma praia em SC 90% dos caras sao assim

Tem alguma coisa na nossa dieta q nos deixa gordo aos 25 enquanto argentinos e chilenos demoram pra ficarem gordos
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>>155383947
yea it's so grim, i remember the first time i went to Argentina i became a milf enjoyer, so many good looking old woman there, meanwhile here is filled with Creusas with merendeira shape
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>>155384258
>Tem alguma coisa na nossa dieta q nos deixa gordo aos 25
Farinha de baixa qualidade feita de trigo GMO atoxado de glifosato + óleo de soja
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>>155383947
>>155384298
how the fuck did we managed to psyop the whole world into thinking we have the hottest woman in the world? anyone that has been overseas know this is a myth. Even in Japan i saw more good looking woman on the daily basics than in here, and i'm not even into yellow fever. Just don't be fat and you're already above 90%
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>>155384435
It’s just that the hot ones usually avoid you
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>>155384435
>Even in Japan
Nigga Japan has some of the best looking women.
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>>155384298
na boa? eu nao consigo sentir tezao na mulher brasileira
>ain ain virjão
Literalmente nao ligo para insultos
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>>155384378
>Farinha de baixa qualidade feita de trigo GMO atoxado de glifosato
mas os argentinos tbm usam essa mesma farinha para as empanadas q eles comem e etc
>>155384435
It was during the regime militar when we needed tourist money aka dollar bills that we started exporting the idea that our women are hot
They spread that the average women was like Vera Fischer and Xuxa
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>>155384606
yea but their beauty standards are different from ours.
>>155384712
fucking disgusting, even here in the south is filled with those things these days. it's either that or that north phenotype with wide face shape.
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>>155384435
Copacabana, Leblon and Ipanema
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>I went to some tourist trap hole and the women there were 10 times hotter than las gordas de mi barrio???? WTFFFF???
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>>155384838
>their beauty standards are different from ours
Don't be fat, have nice skin and look young are universal beauty standards.
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deprecating as gordinhas gostosas is a disgrace, you dont deserve them
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>ohh lerdão! toma!
>*PAFF*
>abluegh! ai ai ainnn!
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>>155384869
I doubt trikaschizo even walks outside his house.
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>>155384712
would all three and im not even a desperate man
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Flaco Lopes >>>>>>> Lautaro shitinez
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there has to be someone better than nico gonzales
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>dinopedo is a comegorda
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Which sport would be ideal for me to replace football/soccer in my life?

>A sport completely dominated by women
>A sport where women are superior to men in every way
>A sport with a predominantly female audience
>A sport where all its most representative historical and current figures are women
>A sport without any significant male figures
>A sport universally associated with the female gender
>Sport with very minimal male participation and representation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KymG_sGrMY
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Don't reply to chikaner.
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>>155385278
>dinopedo
>dinocomegorda
don't mix the dinos.
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Screencap that china.
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CUTE ARGENCHINA SPOTTED
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Imagine being Zidane's kid and being this embarassingly bad
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cute korean girl
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oliver kahn moment
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>>155385577
He's a millionaire, who cares.
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>>155385577
Do you want to know why he wears the mask?
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theres gordas and gordas. I tried it with a proper gorda once, she was old too, and then I realised im not an actual comegordas
chubbychaser maybe. Come gordas never again
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Any conmebol goalkeeper is better than Zidane
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>>155385773
>gordas
no way
>gordelicias
yes, but way too hard to get since everyone wants one
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>>155385577
the way it works is you gotta play at your dad's exact position. anything else is suspicious.
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ok close this match, don't ruin my pronostico.
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ok just one argelia match to get the prode right
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>>155385794
alisson not only is worse but also has a female name
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>>155385794
Yeah, he's shit. All due respect to his daddy. There are reasons why Luca's firmly a second tier keeper in spain.
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Chile and Brasil are the real losers , Mesoy keeps winning
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>>155385893
lol true.
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Que bueno es Mac Allister
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>>155385794
>ospina
>medina
>vargas
lolnope
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>>155385071
NOt even drug dealers here like that type of girl
Those are the ones who make quentinhas for their principes in Bangu 3 (penitentiary)
You are either desperate or you are a carioca
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>>155384869
lmao, right? I see plenty of hot women where I live
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>>155386109
Who is she
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>>155385342
That's not chikaner above you, it's the costa rican autist. Fer.
>>155385294
ask AI
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>>155386303
Based knower
Does anyone have the Fernando Fernández original yahoo answers question
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Zidane's son sucks
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Brasileiro é um bixo invejoso mesmo ein, nao fizeram uma partida decente contra Panama e Marrocos e estao acusando argentina de ser ajudada

4a copa que a argentina vem jogando bem e o brasileiro só ganha libertadores com ajuda de muito dinheiro do tráfico de drogas
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>>155385893
Why are you obsessed with that nigga's name.
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Panama mentioned
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>>155385294
competitive sex having
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We did it bros.
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argelia defense is a joke
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yeah idk Messi is still pretty good
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This sport will suck once Messi retires.
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>b-b-but it could be just like 2002 again!
kek
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>>155386444
checked
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>>155386805
Can you remind me what happened that year?
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BR places full of hot women:
>Copacabana
>Maringá
>Uberlândia
>Pindamonhangaba
>Grupo de corrida à noite na Av. Paulista
I could go on
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>>155386872
Argentina was in a group of death with England, Sweden and Nigeria. Top 2 could advance, Argentina finished 3rd with 1 win, 1 draw, 1 loss.

This Algeria isn't even as good as that Nigeria.
I can see Austria nicking a draw, but Jordan winning or drawing? You're on fucking crack if you think that's happening.
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>>155386872
>>155387040
Did you know Brazil almost didn't qualify for the 2002 world cup?
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>tfw born bostilian instead of aryangentino
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i am forced to kneel
sad state of affairs
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>messi is 5 years older than gaymar
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shitzilians are waking up, no more pelé bullshit
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peida nesse hattricki nenhuma hein
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>Pessi carrying this piece of shit confederation
Go for it, win this one so Euroids shart themselves. Do it.
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>>155387339
a hat trick against Algeria is what tipped the scale?
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what did they mean by this
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A hat trick against Zidane, no less.
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>>155387384
if I see you posting one of those gay ass pictures again I swear to you
I just know youre a montevidean that thinks crossdressing isnt gay or some weird urban shit like that
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>fuming dino is a campesino
Lmao this nigga posting with his motorazr
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>>155387546
The fuck are you talking about retard? Why do people keep complaining about this in an anime imageboard? You are probably a Frente Amplista culoroto voting for the same shit that doesn't work.
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>>155387536
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I watch football since 8 years old, I still own some DVDs about world cup 1970, 74, 78, etc. I watched many paulistas matchesf from 1981, 1982, 1983, etc.
I watched more football than you reading this

I know that Messi is not the greatest of all time. But in the last 10 years or so, argentinians are the only people who want to win. Remember when Dibu Mostaza tried to beat up a police officer in Maracanã because the police was beating up argentinians? We dont do this. We only laugh and say "se fudeu mané kkk levei vantagi".

Argentinians want to win and like to play football. We are not like anymore this that is why we are bitter towards them
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I'm not an argieboo but to think that they have this cool team while we have vini, igor thiago, raphinha, casemiro, paqueta... Fuck, man..
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>>155387632
that is the face I make when sao paulo is playing
only sadness and misery
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>>155387627
touched a nerve then. Nothing wrong with being gay just dont psyop yourself into thinking stuff aint gay

>>155387630
>FA out of nowhere
gay right wing weeb very original
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>>155387807
Those are all good players, if only they weren't... you know...
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>>155387807
Paqueta and some random Brentford player KEK
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Otamendi jumpscare.
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>>155387966
Trikaschizo was right
You can win a world cup with players from Série B but not with random pardos from Branford and Crystal Palace
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Argentina needs Giay
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>schizo replying to his lame ass blogpost with a vpn because no one else will
Concerning
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JOURNOS STOP SUCKING NICO GONZALEZ DICK FUCK
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Que linda esta seleccion con tantos craques de river
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The devil's greatest trick was making people believe he twisted for san pablo.
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>coldplay assfaggotry
Sticky is literally unusable
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>>155388295
its the tourists containment thread
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bros hold me i cannot take another wave of hate thanks to all the argensimians spamming the board
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>niggas throwing fireworks
We have illusionated again.
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Did all these poor argenchinamen actually pay thousands of dollars for these seats?
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>FA = Frente Anime
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Are they playing yerba brava la cumbia de los trapos in the stadium?
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messi btw
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>FA = Fuck Algeria
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>>155383566
>mas a gente chega aos 24-25 tá tudo com barriga de velho diabético
This is the problem
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>>155388462
maybe
idk how many are argentines that live in the us
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>>155388161

And to think that brazilian players did this to him
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>>155387632
Professor Xavier
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>>155388462
Argenchina is the second country in the world with the largest amount of dollars out of the system after (You), it's a national duty not to pay taxes
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Brazil Bros now that we watched this lets prepare ourselves to support our dancing heroes
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Gaspi is celebrating in heaven.
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>SUNCA = Siempre Unidos Nosotros Con Anime
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>>155388462
>he believed the memes about us being poor and broken
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>>155386497
because he's shit and have a female name
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>>155388687
>heaven
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>France #10: 2 goals
>Argentina: #10: 3 goals
>Brazil #10: vid related
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>>155388730
BASED
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>>155388687
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>>155388687
he was the sacrificial lamb
>gaspi
argentine NT
>the american faggot
world cup 2026
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dont you bitch boys get tired of the same 5 tropes repeated over and over and over in the form of japanese cartoons
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The hopelessness finally settled in after today's games
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>>155388879
No because I watch Chinese cartoons instead
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>>155388883
Anon please get yourself together
Our heroes need us >>155388677
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I have no hope left
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>yes its a cartoon about a traumatized bitch boy just like you, weak ass that no one gives a shit about but it turns out hes the chosen one!!
wow
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I unironically think that if Uruguay follow argentinian school of Scalni they can win the third world cup in 2030
Bielsa is anti-Scaloni
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>>155388879
anime is boomercore, zoomerchads watch vtubers
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>>155388948
I look at that image and feel nothing
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>>155388814
olha a porra do seu madruga tem estrupo do artilheiro ne?
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>>155388879
chads watch hentai instead
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LOOK AT THIS IMAGE
THIS IS OUR HOPE
THESE ARE OUR HEROES
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>>155389078
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>>155389078
Kek, its over for us.
Amazing how raphinha is null
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This game is literally 10/10
I wish I had played this when I was younger
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>>155389025
O senhor Seu Madruga é rústico
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>>155389078
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>>155389151
PS2 has tons of sleeper gems
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FF16 is free on PSN Plus
time to play that and wait for the next Uruguay match
see you guys kiss kiss bye bye



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