To stop the tie menace
Im rooting for a bomb exploding in the middle of the matchWould be kino
Did they do the stomp clap grunt routine yet?
VAMOOOS
>>155341486Bump Let's go Iran!!
did anyone else spot the guy with the israel flag in the crowd lmao
based telemundo pundits telling me to atencion every time a possession develops so I can focus on the thread
comfy false flag thread
KIWIIIIIIIII
Go Kiwis Go!
GOLAZO
Can't handle all the /pol/fags sucking the regime's dick in the other thread lads.t. Persian
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL NEW ZELAND
>>155341486J U S TUST
WHAT A SHOT
IRAN BOMBED AGAIN!
o I am laffin
j u s t
Just
ITS OVER FOR THE PERSIANS
Honestly I'm not even mad. These fags should have refused to play.
>>155341725shut up we are contrarians here
He almost takes a nap and iran just watched him
It's over... the Hormuz remains closed...
insane that new zealand pretty much has a free ticket to every single world cup with the new system. do people even care about football down there?
>>155341944I don't think about cares about NZ enough to do a vibe check there. Not even the aussies.
Bambino Pons celebrating somewhere. His boy Madera Wood is elite.
>>155341595Would exposed tails be haram in furry Islam?
kek nutshot
>SinghI kneel, Kiwibros.
Two Islamic countries? I'll support Iran the Aryans
Iran defense in shambles
>>155341983... in english, please?
I literally was cutting into a green kiwi when Just scored. I hope everyone in NZ will thank me.
Surely they can’t go 3-0, can they? Is the secret to winning your World Cup opening match just not caring?
>>155342007Yes but don't tell the supreme leader >>155341695How can it be so mighty despite being so small?!
Reposting my question:Are your guys’ broadcast all pointedly saying “Islamic Republic of Iran” every single time instead of just Iran? The Canadians on my stream are unbearable with it. Is this a memo like the stupid Turkiyeh stuff?
Should have been 2-0
LETS GOOOOOO.
>>155342166No, the argies on DGO just say Iran
>>155342166Here in Argentina they just say Iran. One of the benefits of being a third world shithole, I guess.
>>155342166probably just trying to be respectful. Canadians typically media fall all over themseves to do this. Almost as much as finding some arcane Canadian connection to some random shit like some guy's cousin lives in Medicine Hat and once played baseball with him on holiday on Lake Winnipeg for 5 minutes or some shit.
>>155342166BBC just says Iran
>>155342288they also only mentioned the Chargers and not the Rams lol
Anyone has the webm of the kino NZ goal?
that Surman guy in the NZ team looks like a lord of the rings orc wearing human skin
based fucking peewees. akhmeds btfo
Reminde that New Zealand was the only team to go undefeated at the 2010 wc
>>155342265Then why do you call us congolombia
>>155342265I'm watching TyC and it sounds like he says "Irane"
>>155342166>>155342269Canada supports the islamo-fascist regime. Nothing new.
>>155342166They couldn't stop saying Korea Republic instead of just Korea of South Korea, they're retarded
Unc woody hasnt been the same since coming back from injury.
>>155341725>Persian(lmao you're Arab stop LARPING) living in the US
Did they do the haka?
Iran but I was tired so Iwalked
What if you are great at keeping the ball out of the goal but you can’t kick for shit? Can you still be a GK? Or is that long kick too important
>>155342166They specifically request this. It’s their official FIFA name. They could just be Iran if they wanted to.
Why does the Iranian team look whiter than the New Zealand team?
>>155341725You're 50% mexican 50% white living on the west coast
TROLLPOST
>>155342452they wuz aryans
HOW DID HE MISS THAT
>>155342166>The CanadiansThey are mentally ill.
chris woods moves like a fucking lunk
What a strike
>>155342350No one here has called you Congolombia on a tv stream. (yet)
ZIONIST TROLLPOST
>Singh Is he the first poo to be decent at football?
NEAR-BLOOTER
Lining up being a banger this
close one
finally some good fucking game today
>The All Whites are now known as "The All Black Team"fuck is this retarded shit? they already have all blacks they care about a million times more
>>155341725kill yourself
The post is the whitest kiwi.
>>155342636It'll end 1-1 just like the rest of the games
>>155342636was thinking this myself. this is fun.
Wood's trapping ability is unplayable holy shitSome Zidane-tier shit
SEMEN SLURP BREAK
>Have Belgium winning>KdB hits the post>Have Uruguay winning>they hit the post twice>Have Iran winning>they already hit the postI'm so fucking mufa. Why did God curse me? Being Argentinian is already enough punishment.
>pausa de hidratacion
that just kid looks asian in a way i cannot explain
makong a song out of this comfy thread. someone post what the chorus should be.
>>155341725Wanting to be cucked like the shah days
why tf do they let the clock run during the 'hydration break'
I WAS GOING TO MISS THIS GAME, BUT MY DAD MADE ME STAY
How do I get a kiwi gf as a blackanon?
bruh
>>155342759I’m down almost 20k since the wc started. Hopefully I bounce back
>goalie spills his spaghetti>can't capitalizeGrim.
this world cup is noticeably more soulless than 2022
what a mess
Cinema lmao
SHITHOUSERY ALERT
>>155342824Practice haka, it's like their mating dance over there
>>155342843Just wait until USA vs AussiesAnd then USA vs [spoiler]England
>wide open net>missesLolLmao
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HAHAAHHAHAHAA
meme match
what the fucking hell was all that then
>>155342759Argentina is a first world country
>>155342807This >>155342818
>>155342759>Why did God curse me?Because you watch porn
>>155341725>as a Persian living abroad, I refer to my country by its colonial name and I just LOVE when Israel, the only democracy in the Middle East by the way, bomb my homeland and kill children! I'm such a member of the diaspora!Very organic post by these guys as usual
is this what watching MLS is like?
CLOWN SHOW
This ref feels extremely biased
>Iran barely getting any calls going their wayHmmm
>>155342807A night out in LA with the RepublicDrawing every match 1 - 1A night out in PhilideeeeelphiaDrawing every match and it is SO FUN
>>155342760an interior explodinator his hotel looked like shit
Like 700 shots on goal0 finishes What causes this?
>>155342917Yes, quite literally like this
>>155342759>>155342759Why would you bet on a sandnigger country?Especially after you saw what Aus did to TurkeyYou really shouldn't underestimate the economic angleIt'svwhy gooks and japs have improved so much recently now that football has become more lucrative
>>155342936shouldntve closed the strait of hormuzsimple as
>>155342936You think HE made the call?
did he really expect woods to catch up with that lmao
new zealand's midfield is like swiss cheese
>>155342904that will be the outro.>>155342940this will be the chorus. based as fuck leaf.
OY VEY TAKE THAT ONE BACK
>>155342759>Why did God curse me?Because you don't watch enough porn
STRAIT CLOSED!!!!
ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHU AKBAR!!!
Nice play
Ngl I thought Iran was going to run over new zeelandGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL IRAAAAAAAAAAN FUCK JEWS FUCK ZIONIST STRAIT OF HORMUZ STAYS CLOSE
NZ destroyedUS land soiled
IRAN!!!!!!
SHAHS OF SUNSET BROS WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK
JUST
SALAMALEIKUM
ONSIDE
Bombing paused for now
>>155342950
>>155342972It's a free game made by a big argie company. The most accurate person at the end of the wc wins 50k dollars.
wtf is that goal keeping and defending
>This is what passes for a national symbol in New Zealand
LMAO
>>155342824Just dress up as an orc and rugby tackle her
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>155343030your high ranking love is liesBaby we were fit to be tied
>>155342913Likely Persian Jews
This game is FUN
Proper end to endEnjoying this
>Kiwi on charge of kicking the ball
>>155342760HE REIGNED 20 FUCKING YEARS
>>155342807latam sucks ballscan't score no goalsMessi is too oldJames is too cold
kiwi class that was
These Iranian lads went through some SHIT to be here. Hard to root against either
I'm out of the loop. How is the Iranian team allowed to compete inside the US? Also, the stadium seems to be on Iran's side lol
SCORE A FUCKIN' GOAL YOU CRAZY BASTARDS, OR YOU'LL BE LIVING IN HELL
>>155343371Everyone wants Iran vs USA on US soil
>>155343371they can compete and then have to leave right awayLA has a sizeable iran diaspora population
>>155343207That looks like my diarrhea
i still dont understand that game volume graph. what the fuck is the y axis
>>155343371fifa magic and LA is full of rich iranians
>>155343371They have special visas, they can play in the USA but they can't stay the night there, they have to go back to their hotel at Tijuana in Mexico.
>>155343371California has a lot of Iranian diaspora, back from revolution days.
>>155343371>Also, the stadium seems to be on Iran's side lolLot of persians in LA and I doubt anyone is paying these ticket prices to hate watch a team
The iran shirt has a cheetah? That's cool, might buy one.
>>155343371Well anon, Iran has almost 20x the population of New Zealand. Also they have a huge diaspora across the world. I have met many Iranians who went to grad school in the US and even in Texas specifically.
>>155343492Yeah very cool design
Can one of you shitskins link a stream please?
>>155343455>>155343468I'm imagining a crowd of Patrick Bet David-like entrepreneurs (scammers)
>>155343371
>>155343436North Shore in the Vancouver area is like this too. Also in the Poco, Coquitlam, Port Moody area. Some amazing kebab and bakeries.
Based. Going to the Iran Egypt game, inshallah mo sallah pays for his infidelity
>>155343519wtf is this real?
Webm?? Is he leg less now
>>155343545that dude stinks
>>155343524So you feds can shut it down? Fuck you
Thanks for the info guys. Comfy thread
we all know who winning this
>>155343524try asking nicely
>>155343524En tee vee dot see ex
>>155343552>1974huh, i wonder what happened at that time mark
>>155342166IR IRAN on the local RTK broadcast
>>155343371Third world countries hosting the WC have to agree to be willing to host any country should they qualify. Qatar had to agree to host Israel if they qualified for example.
here is the song i made for this comfy thread. i made the lyrics out of posts itt.https://voca.ro/1bTzZF2f9Wj3Album: WORLD CUP 2026Song: Iran vs New Zealand (Gay Haka Emote)[LYRICS]>WHAT A SHOT>IRAN BOMBED AGAIN!>It's over... the Hormuz remains closed...>LETS GOOOOOO.>Would exposed tails be haram in furry Islam?>Why does the Iranian team look whiter than the New Zealand team?>The All Whites are now known as "The All Black Team">fuck is this retarded shit? they already have all blacks they care about a million times more>HERE COMES THE FUCKING HYDRATION BREAK>A night out in LA with the Republic>Drawing every match one to one>A night out in Philidelphia>Drawing every match and it is SO FUN>Why would you bet on a sandnigger country?>Especially after you saw what Aus did to Turkey>You really shouldn't underestimate the economic angle>It's why gooks and japs have improved so much recently now that football has become more lucrative>that JUST kid looks asian in a way i cannot explain>A night out in LA with the Republic>Drawing every match one to one>A night out in Philidelphia>Drawing every match and it is SO FUN>A night out in LA with the Republic>Drawing every match one to one>A night out in Philidelphia>Drawing every match and it is SO FUN>I WAS GOING TO MISS THIS GAME, BUT MY DAD MADE ME STAY>I WAS GOING TO MISS THIS GAME, BUT MY DAD MADE ME STAY>I WAS GOING TO MISS THIS GAME, BUT MY DAD MADE ME STAY>I WAS GOING TO MISS THIS GAME, BUT MY DAD MADE ME STAY>ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHU AKBAR!!!(special thanks to leafanon >>155342940)
listening to the match on the radio, bretty comfy
>>155342166>>155343650That is on the scoreboardThe commentator just says Iran
>>155342913Persian is an ethnicty, you retard, it's the English way of writing pars/fars. Iran is the name of the country, persians are an ethnicity in Iran.
>>155343692Why are girls to fucking attractive bros, it's not fucking fair
>>155343686lovely stuff
>>155343606Excuse me kind sir, do you happen to have a reliable link for this evenings soccer match? I would kindly appreciate it
>>155343692sauce???
>>155343692didnt know this is a thing in comfy
>>155343707Persians are extinct
>>155343707most here say they are from Persia as most are from families that left.
>>155343686Based, thank you for using my anecdote
>+6
>>155343686
>>155343707keep talking and imma kick you down this bottomless well
>>155343707Every Iranian I know refers to themselves as Persian when Iran is doing Iran things and Iranian only when talking to other Arabs. Why are they like this?>how many Iranians do you know?Loads. I'm a doctor, 2nd and 3rd generation Persians still have that tiger parent culture.
>>155343752Then they're retarded. It's Iran. Iran has Persians, Azeris, Baluchs, Kurds, etc. Those are ethnicities.
>>155342166No but the alyas says Democratic Republic of Congo just because Congo is other country.Fuck that shit. Just bring back Zaire.
Ok this bitch commentator just said Republika Islame e IranitThen again this was the guy who was subtly rooting for Turks too and got btfo by Aus lmaoFucking shitskin semite it's in his genes the sandnigger religion
>>155343692Yeah this one is definitely hot. Even if she got the fake nose and lip fillers.Possibly her jaw line done too
Best match yet. They literally can't into defense so every attack is potentially a goal.
>>155343797>Every Iranian I know refers to themselves as PersianIs it maybe because they are Persian anon? You do know the difference between a country and an ethnicity I hope, right? Iran is a multicultural country.
>>155343752those are weird diaspora ones that you'll see marching with isrealis
GOOOOOOO- HOWEVER
THANK YOU BASED REF
STRAIT CLOSED FORE- oh nevermind
>>155343818weird, should just always refer to the common name. you would never heard shit like Republic of Korea instead of just south korea
God I hope NZ rapes these muzzies in 2nd half
GAAAAAAAAAAAAL HOWEVER
NOT SO FASTOFFSIDE
FFS
HOWEVER
OFFSIDE
>>155343743radio? peak comfy if you ask me
Waaaay too offside.
>>155343623Any other clues anon? Not having any luck with this. The part after the dot
Tard rodeo
We were told the stadiums wouldn't be full for these nothing matches...well bros?
>>155341944No one cares. Media mentieon it sometimes so I knew we were in the world cup, but had no idea who we were playing, when or where?No one in my family, work or friend group has ever mentioned the world cup once. No one.I only knew we were playing because I saw it just now on /sp/
>>155343803Iran was a name given to the country by the Islamic government after it took over. I know it has a long history as a name, but for decades it was called Persia. There is also all the Persian empire shit so a lot who left in the late 1970s identify with that and have passed that down to their kids.
High school match this one
Literally nobody in nz cares about this match
>>155343979I don't know who is buying these tickets at full price.
cunt was nearly in vegas by the time the kick was taken
>>155344012That's what makes it fun
Closer than we expected
>>155343967Gotchu. Only two letters. Just sound them out for the domain.
>>155341486Love >GOOOO-AAAACK so much
>>155343862diaspora communities are weird perpetuating older ideas of community, nation, and values that often are long extinct in their family home nations. The Croatian and Serbian ones here in Vancouver are wild like that.
>>155343967
>>155343718>>155343762>>155343781thanks, anons. i'm having a ton of fun making songs for all of these comfy thread matches.
>>155344057True
This faggot muzzie commentator saying Iran scored after a nice play when in fact it was a shit deflection but not praising the play for the NZ goal lmao
>>155344020do we even know that they paid full time or it got discount close to match datebut also last game in miami there were a lot of empty seats
>>155344020niggas got money
>>155343999What's your main sport after ruggers and cricket?
>>155344002>Iran was a name given to the country by the Islamic government after it took over.No, it wasn't. It was always called Iran in Iran. Reza Shah is the one who asked the world, and specifically the bongs, to stop calling it fucking Persia.
Guys, my favorite crustacean site seems to be down. Can anyone please drop a different site I can try to stream the game please?
>>155343707Persia was literally the name of the country before the Revolution you fucking spastic, and most diaspora left around that time so why the fuck would they not be able to say they’re from Persia or Persian?
>>155344103iranian goblinas
>>155344131Nice try CIANot today FBI
>>155344146They aren't princes
>>155344097I've been monitoring tickets on gametime and other apps and they don't budge even when it's close to post time. Pretty insane to me for the kind of match you get.
>>155344092it was a nice play both were
>>155344103fucking hell is that laura loomer
fuuuuck i wanna munch on some doritos now
>>155344146Nigger I AM Persian. And no, you are wrong. The country is Iran, we have called it Iran for centuries. The bongs, and yuros called us Persia, but we call ourselves IRAN.
>>155344131Sorry Infantino, can't help you with that.
>>155344076Bro aren't you French and Scottish? Talkin about diaspora....
>>155344131sorry anon this is an iq test. i just checked google and found 3 viable sites immediately
I hope Iran wins :)
>>155344196Heh, I did during the hydration break.
>>155343999>n-no one cares bros let me break down in detail why no one cares lmao
>>155343519Umm heLLo based Department?
>>155344067I’m in. Thank you homie
>>155344128ah yeah, the bong is king of doing that shiti grew up in Asia and always knew about Chomolungma, not until I started learning english I first heard about Everest
>>155344208that was centuries ago. The French are more Quebec French which we all learn in school and only seems to get smoke blown in your face from hot French girls when you try to use it to pick them up in Europe.
>>155344200COPEit was always Persia until that Shah faggot changed it to Iran because of ''Muh Aryans'' and possibly because of gay diversity shit to appease non-persian citizens
I have only seen attractive Iranian women all my career. And I have only dealt with the autistic engineering ones. I cant image what they are hiding in that country.I need more crowd shots!
>>155344178I suppose at the end of the day there are enough people existed ok with spending that much, probably a one match and one in a lifetime event for them (US hosting)Consider the location it is probably a lot more locals rather than foreign travels
>>155342807kiwis’ ball bounce off the heezyon god as a viewer they make it easy
>>155344352No, we called it Iran before that. But Reza Shah did ask the bongs to stop calling it Persia, that is true.
>>155344234>hydration break>dries his throat insteadPsycho
are there any watch paries on the Strait of Hormuz? If so, are they all drinking Ultras and having a good time?
>So called comfy thread>It's still filled with slap fighting and geo politics debatesThe fucking state of /sp/
>>155344427It's such a sad state
Do the Kiwis not have their own commentators?Their stream just has the world feed
>>155344352Easiest way to wind up a Persian is to ask if they are Arab. Absolute scenes.
I just ate 6 hard boiled eggs
>>155344427/pol/ always spills over during WC
>>155344427how about we talk about food. I just smashed a pork belly sando on sourdough with fresh greens and smoked gouda. How you all doing with your refreshments.
>>155344439They are still doing the haka, they'll take over for the world feed when they are done
>>155344394i got you for the next one.i swear to God, anons- i have songs locked-and-loaded. i just need you to make the lyrics. i'm going to make a 2nd track for this one, because i like how much the first one turned out. let's hope for high-calibre memes in the second half.
>>155344494just made and ate two double patty smash burgers, i'm so full bros
>>155344146If anyone calls themselves a Persian it's a LARPing Diaspora>>155344200Originally was called AryaPersia was an Exonym by the Hellenes and RomansIran is a somewhat later corruption of AryaThe Ancient Aryan/Persians are mostly extinct or mixed with sandniggers
>>155344295I ain't bout to gate keep nobody. I feel you and those fuckin sites will go down regardless. My only suggestion is keep a rotation. Keep actively looking for another.
>>155344509still singing welcome to our nation despite not hosting
>>155344527wash that down with some pepto. god dayum.
>>155344467Nice.
>>155344494Bowl of natural popcorn and water. Not healthy or anything, I'm just too lazy rn to prepare anything else.
>>155344180Iran play was shitIt was a shit deflection, an opportunistic goal
Half-time must be fart-time, shooo-weee! I am giving myself a red card! Uhmmm ref we are gonna need a VAR review of my underwear.
>>155344494just ate a yogurt, had some sausages earlier.
why is the balkanoid seething about Iran and muslims? is it projection?
>>155344494cooking up some hot dogs with mustard and sauerkraut, cracking open a yuengling
>>155344494Nice anonI want tacos...I guess I'll walk
>>155344627is that fucking solitaire shoes
is this the Iranian team you faggots were hyping? struggling against fucking Kiwistan? embarassing
>>155344542>If anyone calls themselves a Persian it's a LARPing DiasporaIncorrect. Persian = pars/fars, which is an ethnicity. Their ethnicity can be Persian but their country is not Persia, it's Iran. There are Persians in Iran just like there are Azeris in Iran.>Originally was called Arya>Persia was an Exonym by the Hellenes and Romans>Iran is a somewhat later corruption of AryaThese are correct.
>>155344627>>155344467yesssss these are the lyrics i want
>>155344352WrongThe Iran name dates from early 3rd century or so A corruption of Arya which was the original namePersia was an exonym by Hellenes and Romans based on PerseusIra
>>155344627clear dive m8
my dad just screamed at me to turn the tv's volume down :(
>>155344692Haiti could dominate Iran easily
>>155344656trying to stay off the beer today. Drank a lot this weekend. Going to be a long month ahead of me and trying to at least stay up on work while I watch 4 matches a day.
>>155344762I can understand if he works tomorrow
>>155344762just wear a headphone matehow was he after the draw vs morroco?
>>155344298>how dare the English dictate what things are called in English
>>155344655he's albanian be patient
>>155344494I made eggs
WHACK EM
>>155344710NoThey never called themselves thatAlways was an exonymThe exonym was based on Perseus of Greek mythology
>>155344655Sunni vs Shia pt. 252849024
I CAN SCORE ONLY ONCE
>>155344798did omlet for lunch.
>>155344656I shall reply to notify you that it is once again....modelo time for me. Cheers anon.
>>155344783he was pretty goddamn optimist about the whole ordeal, saying that a draw was a good enough result against a morocco team that strongi just think the guy is content with the current state of affairs. he already saw us win the cup twice, while i'm still waiting to see us win it even once...
>>155344823No. We literally have a Pars province, it's where Shiraz wine came from>The Persian word Fârs (فارس), derived from the earlier form Pârs (پارس), which is in turn derived from Pârsâ (𐎱𐎠𐎼𐎿), the native Old Persian name for the region and the source of the Ancient Greek word Persis. The English word Persia also originates from this region, ultimately through the Ancient Greek Persis.[13]
KIWI SCAAAAAAR
>>155344917> while i'm still waiting to see us win it even once...haha, i saw brazil won it in 2002 as a 11 years old. the hair was mad at the time. how old are you?
GOOOOOOOOOOL
STRAIT OPEN!!!!!
Based kiwis2-1
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
TOTALAYATOLLAH DEATH
nice play
BOMBEDDDD
GOAL
P O OEELAND
goal keeper totally guessed short side on that shot
The bombing will continue with increased intensity
Chris Wood is hard carrying these hobbit scrubs. Pretty impressive target man work
dare we dream of a match that does not end in a tie?
lmao
>just
lovely soccer from kiwis :D
>all these "good" teams can't finish for shit>PooPeeland canwhat gives?
Shit keeping.
Wood butthurt he didn't get the pass back kek
>>155345110It’s always so fun seeing players who are mediocre/play in supporting roles at the club level become the focal point of a shit national team and just get to have fun with it and play with unbridled confidence and energy
>>155345110
Is it me or was that attack veeeery slow
K I W IIWI
lol how did they not raise the flag right away? he was way offside
>Mr.Ayatollah another goal hit the net
i'm guessing the kiwis just picked one of their cricket rejects at random to be their goalkeeper?
>The knockoff Australians are going to be the only team to win a game today Explain footiefags
>>155344762Brazil completely lost all aura they had in 2014 when Neymar died and they lost 7-1 the game after. The country will never recover from that humiliation. Germany raped Brazil's soul then passed on the corpse. 1998-2010 they were a very kino team.
>>155345176Honestly Pulisic with the USMNT is very similar esp a few years back, when he was a bench player for Chelsea but hard carrying US with the freedom to dribble as much as he wanted
>>155345220They were on peds
Shame, I do sympathize with the durkas and know a couple of them. But we need to win this laddos
I aint scanning no QR code, stop asking
>>155344962That's bogusThe Ancient Greek word came from their own mythology from PerseusThat's why they called the place PersiaThe stuff you cite may have been a later borrowing but the original name of the country was Arya back in the BC era
>losing to a land of poo and pee
>>155345154its 2026 anon. the good teams are now the bad teams.
does the ref own a yellow card?
>>155345176He was great with Nottingham Forest a few seasons ago too when Nuno built the offense around him. I think he's an elite striker in the right set up.
>>155345220Iran has jet lag
HECKIN TIM PAYNE
>>155345263I feel like a lot of players are like that for the US, we don't really have a leader but a bunch of players excited to have more of a role than usual.
>>155345308Weren't they just in Mexico?
By perchance is Tim Payne related to T-Pain?
Chris Wood is like prime drogba vs these shitters. Just spam longballs near him and he creates chances or holds it up perfectly.
>>155345290I'm sorry, but you're wrong. The reason it's dumb to call all Iranians Persian, is because Persians are an ethnicity that originally came from Pars. Pars is a small place. It would be like calling all American Kentuckians. Persians are Iranians, but Iran =/= Pars.
>>155345220If only someone didn't deny the entirety of the Iranian team their visas, they would have rested a little bit more
Stopped paying attention after the half time, then I heard NZ scored 2-1. What else did I miss?
Which commentary are you guys listening too? Listening to the brits and they're so low energy
what the fuck? wasnt infantino on the stands at the belgium-egypt game?
>>155345348Their camp is in Tijuana. No excuse, they're just bad.
>>155345392why are you engaging with shiptar scum? thats unbecoming of you
STRAIT CLOSED
GAAAAAAAAAAAL
>chuds were expecting Iran to reach the knockouts and face America>they end up losing to bootleg Australia
>>155345408It wasn't. It was offsides.
STRAIT STATUS???
Kiwibros........
>>155345385Feels like prime Gronkowski lmao, just put the ball up, fuck it Chris Wood is somewhere down there
ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
KINO KINOKINO
STRAIT CLOSED!!!!!
golazo too
>>155345408Wow, all matches are gonna be tied today?
MASHALLAH
>>155345451Oh nonononYou mufated Tim Payne. Now million of Argie normies hate you.
holy kino, game so far imo
>>155345454closed
it really is the beautiful game because everyone draws so well.
most exciting game of the WC so far
>>155345444I'm trying to raise his IQ a point or two.
Allah has returned
based
>>155345572Kek
WHAT A GAME
Well well well
>The Gay of Homos has been filled with Persian smegma Rip
and the shills tried to say this world cup was gonna suck.
>Choose lankets>Concede by headersim not even mad, just disappointed
>>155345413It's only a 2-hour flight from Seattle to LA, but yeah it's still kinda funny
>>155345650Same thing happened to the swamp germans, don't feel too bad.
>>155345572
Best game of the World Cup so far
let's go for a 3-3
Taremi is so fucking greedy. If I was his teammate I'd punch him after the game.
>>155345572one of you fags search for this on twitter or reddit, sounds repeated from there. canadian amy schumer
>>155344113I reckon1. Rugby union2. Cricket3. Rugby leagueThen a long way down to number 4, that might be basketball? Soccer? Kayaking?
>>155345648honestly i kneel, every game has been exciting, even the 0-0 today and the atmosphere been kino
Goalie ded
>>155343686Sounds like Underoath and Saosin linked up 2006. Goes hard, love itHow about for bandname: (Down)UnderAotearoa feat. Shah0sin
>>155345690Yes because both teams won’t defend
>old
We are all rooting for Aryans right bros?
>>155345756The 0-0 was only kino because it was Spain getting embarrassed.
>>155345756Scotland and Haiti match was straight up liquid shit
>>155345728>canadian amy schumerkek
>>155345796he is 23
>>155345754Where is chook raising on the list?
We had no timewasting goalies so far and today there have been two of them.
>>155344113>>155345754Unironically Netball for the lezzos lmao
>>155345829too old
Just woke up. Have the crowd been OK with Iran?
>>155345119No
>>155345801precisely>>155345812i enjoyed it :-)
>>155343999How does coverage compare to the South Africa tour this summer
>>155345858kek. For who. Tom Cruise?
>>155343686Beautiful ty for these anon
>Group G1 pt1 pt1 pt1 pt>Group H1 pt1 pt1 pt1 pt
>>155345841you're crazy if you think vozinha wasnt wasting time on the cabo verde - spain match earlier
>>155345882They are mostly supporters or agnostic with flags without a lion or flower. The hardline anti regime guys didn’t actually get tickets from what I can see.
this pausa de hidratacion is putting me to sleep
>>155345992good
More like PUTA de hidratation, right laddos?
>>155346018agua tu madre
Iran should have not been allowed to play the world cup. Fuck them.
JUST HOOF IT TO WOOD
The blackcaps cant hang with the ARYAN BVLLS
>>155345411Some boomer acting as a zoomer screaming like a retarded and calling the Iran N11 the Persian Messi
>>155346058Post ham
>>155346058Jews just mad they didn’t qualify
>>155346075Blackcaps? Im more a BlackCocks supporterI like badminton very much
>>155346058hello mr president
>>155346058Usa too
Is it me or on DGO the audio and the video are not in sync?
>>155346058now ou broke my heart anon. why though?
>female commentator with a bong accent
>>155346113Never knew a new zealander into hockey
>>155346058Show nose
>>155346175Theres unironically a scene in the South Island, both grass and ice
>tim payne subbedredditbros...
>stamenic with the staminaholy fuck why dont women stay commentating womens sports
>NZ has a pajeet>and shockingly somewhat goodHow TF did this happen? Explain yourself fruits
>>155346148I am happy you are here iranbro
SLURRRRRP
This match feels very light-hearted, friendly...dare I say, comfy.I got my tacos too, life's good.
>T-Pain OUT
>>155345800I just wish both teams a happy game and the fans in the stadium a good time. Seriously, if some false flag terror shit happens, it would be now. And I sincerely hope it doesn‘t
>>155346167Is the female commentator a plague hurting the whole world? That's why I support Iran
my nigga Rizz Zion
i just made the second song from posts itt. FUCK YEAR this chorus slaps >>155344394https://voca.ro/13mOHMwWY1KLAlbum: WORLD CUP 2026Song: Iran vs New Zealand pt. II (Tard Rodeo)[LYRICS]>kiwis’ ball bounce off the heezyon god as a viewer they make it easy>kiwis’ ball bounce off the heezyon god as a viewer they make it easy>how about we talk about food. I just smashed a pork belly sando on sourdough with fresh greens and smoked gouda>I just ate 6 hard boiled eggs>kiwis’ ball bounce off the heezyon god as a viewer they make it easy>kiwis’ ball bounce off the heezyon god as a viewer they make it easy>I AM Persian. And no, you are wrong. The country is Iran, we have called it Iran for centuries. The bongs, and yuros called us Persia, but we call ourselves IRAN.>Half-time must be fart-time, shooo-weee! I am giving myself a red card! Uhmmm ref we are gonna need a VAR review of my underwear.>kiwis’ ball bounce off the heezyon god as a viewer they make it easy>kiwis’ ball bounce off the heezyon god as a viewer they make it easy>Tard rodeo>why is the balkanoid seething about Iran and muslims? is it projection?>my dad just screamed at me to turn the tv's volume down>THANK YOU BASED REF
>>155346238we are 50% pajeet and all pakeha play rugby/cricketThere was also a chilean a couple years ago
>>155346138Its fine on the argie version
>>155344494Ayran and Kiwis for Breakfast
>>155346259What do you get? Pastor, carnitas, asada?
YA HOSSEINzadeh
>>155346167Better than the kiwis who are just using the world feed
>>155346058Shalom
>>155346328No sneed?
>>155346315Pastor y suadero
>>155346282Based how do you make these?>>155346313I had to restart several times
must suck to be a kiwi player knowing your fans don't give a shit about football. like their effort's for nothing
>>155346148You are more than welcome in my country. I hope you are having a good day
>>155346282very good thank you anon
the Iranian keeper looks like an Armernian caricature
>>155346240
I can’t tell if Iran got worse or New zeeland got better
do wc tourists unironically like ai sloppa
okay that was the gayest thing to happen so far this world cupI hope iran loses now
>>155346373of course people give a shit, its simply not as big as other sportsIts like winning a medal in the olympics. Maybe not a gold tho
>>155346282another banger
>>155346290>cricket uh ya a pajeet playing cricket makes sense, but soccer? also, da fuk is a pakeha?Also, who are the worst? Asians, muslims, pajeets or abos?
Why did the spastic Iranian player decide to run straight into Wood lmfao. Hope you’re concussed, mong
>>155346438third worlders love ai sloppa
>Iran now diving and wasting timeNah I hope they lose
>>155346367thanks. i have a shit ton of songs on deck from over 2 decades. then i just take your posts and make them into lyrics.
>>155346403
>>155346460Nigga you are like 5 minutes behind
>>155346373The US teams seem to have been dealing with it fine. Imagine the US women's team for a moment. Think of how little Americans care about soccer and then imagine how infinitesimally nonexistent the fucks are that are not given for the women's team. And they've still won.
>>155346373>free vacation and some footy >nice payment >zero pressure Much better than playing from Brazil, Germany, Argentina etc, where a single mistake and the entire country wants you to die
>>155346467grim
>>155346366Do you like jamaica?
The record for most draws at the group stage is 14. We're at 7 (potentially 8) and not even a single GW has been completed.
>>155346527No, most people make it too bitter and leave bits of hibiscus petals.If you were talking about the country, I have nothing against them but I like their accent even if I can't understand them.
>>155346458The pajeefication of local cricket is already underwayWe hwhites here get to have our own word, Pakeha.Our abos are not as braindead as the ones across the ditch which sometimes its better (they are not a different species like abos are) and sometimes is way worse (they do know how to game the system better and still get their gibbs)
>>155346561The World Cup Slurpement
>>155346367Check out suno.ai
>>155346438Only to create silly images and hentai.
Two Iran Ls in two days
Did anyone clip that Wood shoulder-head smash?
>>155346527>Do you like jamaica?My wife and her girlfriends love going there every summer for some reason.
>>155346580In my experience its usually very sweet i like it
If Iran can't beat NZ they're probably going to get assblasted by Belgium and Egypt, right?
>>155346058>pedo nation with a pedo room temp IQ president>does not like AryansShocking. Go suck some jew cock cuck
>>155343692
>>155346675yeah, maybe they qualify as the 3rd but i don't know how that works
>>155346527>>155346580just call sorrel, what are you guys doing?
just checked and if you had bet $10 that every match today would be a draw, you would have recieved $21,378.
>mexican commentators calling Iranian players Persians
>>155346655I much prefer it with its natural tanginess. Boil flowers, strain them, add ice cubes. If I want it sweet, 1 or 2 spoonfuls of sugar per liter at most.
>>>155346683>Arabo-Turkic rapespawn>Aryan
>we are getting another draw
I *clap* fucking *clap* love *clap* draws *clap*
>>155346774Show them my posts ITT. After you translate them into Mexican of course.
Trips and iran scores a third
>>155346812Kurumu,my beloved
We have officially concluded a full day of slurping.
well boys it's been an entire day of sllluuuuuuurpjk this was a good game lots of back and forth
Kino game. Thanks jews and muslims
Its amazing that having a borderline amateur team relying on HOOF IT TO THE LANKET works in the international stagedivegrass Is overrated tbqhwyf
Another one
Kino match ngl
>4 tiesSEMENSLURPINGSPORT
>>155346769Eating mexislop Who's Sorell?
>>155346899along with some in and out
Fun match, if a boring result. Looking forward to seeing Iran again, they play with passion. Gonna head to bed now, it's too late already, it's 5am ffs. Good night lads.
kino match, good night and see you in tomorrow's comfys
>next match is in 16 hoursfinally! i can sleep now
I swear if Argentina draws tomorrow, the pattern will be very clear. 3 teams passing to next stage was a mistake.
>>155346588Is your pajeets as annoying as ours?
>>155346631you don't have a wifeand she doesn't have girlfriends
>>155346925very fun games except Belgium Egypt tbqh
Well, at least it was an energetic match
>>155346819Yeey, it’s draw! I love draws. Makes everyone happy and noone is sad (except S‘Pain)
Tie is classy
>>155346949The drink you call jamaica we and everyone else in the caribbean call it sorrel
Might honestly be match of the tourney right there, end to end stuff, great atmosphere, heroics from everyone. Thoroughly enjoyed it
>>155346708kek
damn not even 1000 replies lol glad i missed it
>>155347120this is the comfy thread you stupid inbred kike faggot
>>155347120genocider
>>155347093OooohPretty nice anonAny unique ingredients you add?
>>155347120quality is better than quantitysometimes you just don't need 6 million
>>155347120FUCK KIKES
honestly this match was peak reddit especially with the way the crowd was cheering Iranit would have been kino if they were booing like in movies about teams playing in hostile lands
>>155347135brown>>155347144yes>>155347163brown
>>155347120dont ya have any kids to wreck and/or rape shlomo?
>>155347120Here is a summary
>>155347176oh i missed you *checks namefield*brown
>>155347203Kiwis' balls bounce off the heezyI AM Persian. And no, you are wrong
>>155347120Shalom
>>155347198no raping children is literally a muslim thing enshrined by law just like the prophet pbuh intended
>>155347216>*checks namefield*mossad is unfunny
>>155347120surprisingly abhorrent post from the greatest allies
>>155347239I just watched the ticker, but this is how I imagined it. So, it was real in my mind
>>155347272Except it is you schmucks who suck the blood out of a baby's peen
>>155347272>that graphBetter bomb all those little girls to pieces before they can marry, am I right? It’s a great deal, you might even get to keep the land under the mutilated leftovers!
>>155347146From what I see online you guys do it mostly the same. You can add fruit wine to it or ginger if you aren't already
>>155347376so true
>>155347402>GingerI'll try it sometime thanks anon
Bumping because this thread should stay alive forever
>>155347272Is that why you had all those children in the tunnels in new york recently? To "protect" them from mamdini?
>>155347272Source: A very neutral and definitely unbiased Tel-Aviv based NGO without an Agendafunded by the European Union
>>155347411Your are a jelly, smeelly Jeewt. Iran is based and Muslims are bros. They even love Jesus, what do you think about Jesus again?
