Just how fucking good was Eddie Alvarez
the goat
We really live in a world where Ilia got heemed
>>155345379underground king b
>>155345473We lived in that world before yesterday bI slimed him out last weekend
THERE AINT NO GRAVECAN HOLD MYBODY DOWN
gane winning undisputed in paris would be so kino
>>155345316I think it’s time we reevaluate what a fighters “prime” is. Maybe it’s early to mid 30’s now instead of late 20’s
*porksplodes*
>>155345674OLD MAN CAN HEEM
Cruz smugly watching Gaycheese rape topuria
There ain't no graveCan hold my body downThere ain't no graveCan hold my body down
>>155345674“Experience is more important than youth” sounds like such a cope the first time you hear it but for fighting it’s just objectively true
>>155345379he was already swirling the toilet rim when he entered the poofc desu, his title win was a one last run type thing like Garf. They were both 28-5 at the time actually iirc. a beast fersher
>>155345786What would Thomas Jefferson think of mma
>>155345934What would Teddy think of mma?
What’s the appeal of Josh Hokit? I usually switch off whenever he’s on screen.
Chandler tasted his meat
Hokit won the story of UFC Freedom 250. A single comment on the mic caused the greatest upset in UFC history.
>>155346014hes a really shitty fat lhw fighting at hw thats ripping chaels shtick hard but he sucks at it. I'm sure he's hilarious to some mind rotted zoomer thats ready to have the entire catalogue of call of duty shoved up their ass
>>155346014Colby 3.0
>>155346014He’s a big retarded American patriot that does very entertaining fights. He also does cringe comedy very well
"huh huh michelle obama a big gay huhuh watch me shove around this heart attack havin walrus doo and land baby bopsand fail a day 1 armbar"
Gaethje’s White House entrance has to be the best walkout ever, right?
>>155346014He is head of the transvestigation unit
>>155346011
>>155346014>What’s the appeal of Josh Hokit?He makes faggots seethe to the point they switch off whenever he's on screen.
>>155346178not even closehttps://youtu.be/PfsyLLeULkY?si=2Fq-pu9bUYXAjwVx
>>155346155Wow you guys are seething. I don’t even think Hokit is that funny but he actually tries to put on a show and be entertaining, imagine hating that
Josh Hokit top 10 funny moments
>>155346178Close but nopehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKvBV-xVbmI
Can't wait until GODne severs Tomala's spinal column with absolute beasts of hammerfists to the nape of the neck. Seethe will be cash
>>155346014are you saying you wanted Kamala to win?
Don't need Fartfairy anymore.
>>155346609She’s unironically been getting fat. She’ll look like Barron Trump soon
>>155346155Have some gold kind stranger.
>>155346685That nigga 7 foot tall fuckin Sasquatch ass nigga
>>155346014i enjoy seeing people ruin live broadcasts so his bit is fun for me plus he's a based retard who blocks shots with his face like my boy jiri and also he makes reddit seethe
>>155346609>yu-gi-oh>palestine>a knight's takeI've had sex with this woman.
>>155346609you know you can just get a gf in real life?
>>155345473Corner/ref stoppages obviously don't count
Gane vs prime tai was a better fight than hokit vs blades
>>155345379i love eddie, even his screeching banshee of a wife
prime tai unironically would have smacked pereddit. actually, current tai could
third marriage ilia wins the rematch
>>155347145alex proposed? aww how cute
Ilia wins the rematch at UFC Palacio de las Cortes
>>155347180It’s actually amazing that both of these losers got humiliated, meanwhile the Incredible Hok keeps his undefeated record and exposed Michele Obama for having an engorged clitty
no gods or kingsonly HEEM
damn this means no ufc in spain
>>155345771Half breed mexicans stick together
We got two white American champs and the year is only half over
>>155346609she's cute but this bitch never says anything of substance, stopped watching her a bit ago
Pereira didn't look himself last night
>>155345316I hope Cannor gouges the little faggot map’s eyes out
paddy unironically heems ilia with a knee up the middle
>>155347294A lot of these power punchers known for their KO’s do this thing where they just get up in someone’s face and don’t do anything until they can land a perfect punch. It worked on Ankalev and he thought it would work forever
I thought the superior spanish forces led by Cortez were supposed to beat the evil Messicans
Sadistic heemer
Josh Hokit SAID WHAT?!?!? :eggfire: :dildobomb: :100:
>>155347351>The ultimate matchup for khabib to beat his streak is about to challenge him>Ali B sends in Gaycheese>The ultimate matchup for islam to beat his streak is about to challenge him>Ali B sends in GaycheeseI guess he really is the goy fighter
>>155347337I'm not sure Ilia could even hurt Paddy enough to give him pause, it would be ugly for the little spanish culo cast off
>>155346010He would unironically fucking love it, he did boxing for fun and even lost the use of one eye because of it.
We need a signed, mail-in apology from every registered Republican denouncing the reprehensible comment made by Josh Hokit.
How would Yair have matched up against Illia if he wasn’t such an inactive loser faggot?
>>155347428gay cheese allowed you to keep believing
>>155347351He tries to seem like a nice guy then occasionally he will say something that makes you think he's evil.
>>155347526He's in the fight game b you gotta be a little twisted in the biscuit to choose violence as your lifestyle, hit dogs holla, arf arf arf
>>155345560what is that weird retard dip Garth does where he turtles up and presents his head to his opponenet
>>155345473Ilia tanked that shit, b. Not his fault that his corner is bitchmade.
>>155347565>screaming while he tries to stand upa true KWABing for the ages
>>155346014Heavyweight is so shit you just take anything you can get. Also, he has exciting fights and makes reddit seethe with his clearly a character persona.
https://youtu.be/66QcIlblI1U?is=bX-wsU2yprVkI6rN
Trevor Whitman's ancestor Treveleyn Whipman, renowned slaver and philanderer.
>>155347565Lol this. It is a bit of a robbery. Gaethje was gassed going into the 5th and ilia was starting to get into the rhythm, I wouldn’t say it would be easy but he could have put him away in round 5 if his corner didn’t bitch out.
>>155347552True
>>155347509Brutally simulated.
>>155347294He didn't look like himself because Gane didn't stand there and let him heem them, like Jiri and most of his opponents do. The Gane matchup was TERRIBLE for him from the start but even I was surprised he did worse against Gane than Derrick Lewis and Tai Tuivasa.
don't let the crazy card distract you from the fact that nickelback is actually kinda bop
>>155347605Congrats bro. This is the most epic cope ever posted on /heem/
>>155347605>ilia was starting to get into the rhythmhe failed the freest hands locked double leg ever because he was so gassed he couldnt even move, couldnt see, and just got his ribs fractured by a full force tard kneehe would have gotten viciously heemed within the first minute if he went back out there
average heem poster>thinks guru has 'hands'>takes anti depressants >out of shape>never trained>poor diet>experts on fighting because watch ufc >socially retarded >statistically a neet>negative attitude>projects>browses reddit for the next ebin screenshot gatekeeping heem poster>expert because watched unc ufc strike force and rizin>arrested development>old>severely out of shape >alcoholic>anti depressants>argues with average heemposters and other uncs every day>wizards>think their opinions matterfight fans>accept they cannot fight>posts on reddit>average shape >trains on bag at home once a week with poor form>wears ufc merchandise>mild alcoholic>soft real heemsters>train regularly at a fight gym>good diet >drinks occasionally>positive outlook>only watches ufc if their training schedule and free time allow it>dont post on 4chan>not fanboys>keep their religion to themselves and dont support fighters because they are the same religion as themvan=mernc=this postconsciousness=you reading this post
yep hokit with a gay joke, he's still got it!
>>155345379He was legit really good but cazzies like you only remember him for losing the belt
Ilia can no use Face ID is phone
>>155347650Check that autistic faggots gloves. Doesn’t make sense how he’s 38 doing that damage. Also doesn’t make sense that Gayjeet got raped and bitchdd by Holloway and Charles meanwhile Ilia beat them both in under a round. Keep coping and acting like that fight was fair when literally EVERYONE except the most delusional MAGAt knew it was staged political propaganda to convince white people to die for Israel
>>155347667I'm not a cazzie though
>>155347652Good. Shame that they took such a heem from us.
>PLEASE JUSTIN, I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT LIVE ON PARAMOUNT+!
>>155347509yarear is trash
>>155347509>inactive loser faggotwhich one is that?
>>155347294He did
>Michelle Obama is a manReddits reaction
>ilia was starting to get into the rhythm
Toptoilet
>>155347605He couldn't see bro
>>155347731Tanked that shit. Africans are the strongest.
>>155347679>he fucked up Fiziev, Paddy, Chandler, and Tony Ferguson with his hands but muh heckin Matador's face would be impervious to his pillowfists!
>>155347739He lacks the Force. Kid simply doesn't have what it takes.
>>155347682true and factual postif topurias brother hadnt been there to stop it garth would have been the first man in the history of mma to kill someone in the cage
>>155347757What and why did he do that
>>155347681Ok, sorry.
honestly? GANE won that fight
>>155347768think he was going for like a shoulder touch but had his hand too high. basically did the physical version of the "y-you too" meme
BROWN FAGGOT RETARD TRANNY YOU'RE A BROWN FAGGOT RETARD TRANNYBROWNFAGGOTRETARDTRANNY!!!!!!!!
>>155347679zoneofdeath
>>155347739Yes he fucking could. Die mad >>155347753Shut the fuck up bro. He’s 38. He looked like a sloppy old man against Paddy now he’s doing a master class on a guy 10 years younger than him with more KO power and more skill that he’s ever had. It makes literally 0 sense until you realize this is all MAGA/Israel propaganda to convince retarded white men to die for Zionism and billionaires
>>155347811garth is messican
>>155347757This nigga zesty. This nigga moist. Sugar plum.
>>155347679>I don't understand physics so I have to accuse someone of cheatingJustin is larger. Weight classes exist for a reason. Justin is an insanely fit 155 lber. His skull. His mitts. His frame....he's simply larger than Ilia. GAETHJE HITTNG Topuria in the face is not the same as the reverse. Credit to Ilia....he is a tremendous fighter. He's so fast and had Gaethje nearly beat. But he wasn't causing damage to just in the same way as he was receiving damage because he's considerably smaller than Justin Whats going to happen, if ilia recovers from this beating and chooses to return: he will face Paddy Pimblett and you're going to see exactly the same thing. Paddy isn't close to as skilled a boxer as Ilia. But it won't matter. His strength and size will simply trump Ilia's. Just remember this conversation when it happens. Despite what Islam says, this is not about levels. Ilia is the absolute king at featherweight. But when he goes up to LW, he is undersized and will get completely exposed by guys who cut a lot of weight and are skilled
Career-wise (not health-wise) Topuria’s loss to Gaethje isn’t that bad considering all the GOATs have setbacks. He’s not even 30. He can learn from this fight
>>155347814>He looked like a sloppy old man against Paddyhe had staph you fat nigger
>>155347819Topiglet is Indian
>>155347814look im really sorry that you lost your house on your bet but its nobody else's fault
Is anyone still picking Aspinall over Gane in the rematch? In PARIS?
>>155347825>>155347833Right wingers will literally type paragraphs of cope over this lmao. You are still getting replaced (thank god) by immigrants who aren’t as dumb as you. Die mad. Gaethje winning doesn’t change that
>>155347835>shills for Spain the whole time>they don't even care about you and watch futbol faggots instead
RAPED FUCKING FAGGOTFUCKING FAGGOT MOLESTED FUCKING BROWN FAGGOT!!!!!!
I think we have a new KWABOTY contender
>>155347854Congratulations, b.
>>155347849but youre the one coping with your guy losing
>>155347814It's not physically possible for ilia to have more power than Gaethje. He's a full weight class smaller. Maybe 2
>>155347848You will see.
>>155347768Gane does little things like this to assert dominance, notice the weigh in face offs with alex he seemed dismissive of him like looking away when shaking his hand
>>155347854wrestling is dogshit
>>155347849Ilia is literally 100% European and is genetically whiter than Justin who has like 20% indigenous DNA. Lmao
>>155347805this
>>155345934He'd think men are being men
>chudlet nazi incels are having a melty because their favorite brown shitskin BRICS DEI fighter lost to a red blooded Amerigoy who loves Israel
>>155347811Monitor
>>155347849Lol hahaha holy shit. Toouria doesn't think you and he are the same bro. You can idolize him but you're just some faggot Mexican, not a European chad like Ilia. You're too dumb to even see the facts. Not a right winger. I hope trumps whole family dies in a fire tonight
>>1553472943 replies and none of them noticed?
>>155346178It's up there. Especially with the way it all turned out. I also really like Izzy's from the Aussie stadium showLast night all the walkouts were great with the live music
>>155347913its funnier this way
>>155347913I have cte bitch
https://youtu.be/rg2ECSyM-LI?is=c1TNElqkbL04f1Ut
Apologize to Dana bitches
>>155347888>SAAAAAR HE IS WHITER HE IS ARYAN SAAARQuiet piggy.
Gaethje is proof that if you are consistently a real one and put in the work then you win in the end no matter whatand that its also not important to have a gf/wife
>quit against 37 year Gaethje
>>155347958You don’t know how genetics work. Literally a brown shitskin from Pakistan is closer genetically to a European than a Castizo like Nick Fuentes who is 80% white because the Native American genotype is so far removed from the European genotype
>survives defeat by the legend killerdoes this mean garth ..isnt a legend?
You gotta sharpen up your game if your name ain't on this list
>>155347982Hell yeah
>>155347959he is a shining example of a based retard. nothing gets in his head because he doesnt think about anything else other than heeming, which is why he throws himself off balance with his own haymakers.
>hey cyril, come over, we're going to lose to alex pereira in front of the white house>ah, non, that sounds gay! I will go have sex with women
the charges officer?
>NO MÃS>NO MÃS SENÕR GODTHJE!!!!
>>155347998being a try hard faggot
>>155347998getting molested and abused by his father
>>155347982ayo hol up sneed got that elite ball knowledge?
>>155347871See wat
>>155347998>that walk and that expressionhe has the ability to look zesty in any situation
>>155347679This fight reminded me a lot of the Billy Collins Jr incident in boxing, his eyes were completely swollen shut by plastered wraps. And the fact that this event couldn't have possibly gone better for promoting Trump's image means there was probably rigging.
>>155348031If anyone picks Aspinall
>>155348040I can't imagine anyone except the bongs would unironically pick him atp
Ok but gaethje hit paddy harder and a landed much more and he didnt look like that
>>155348054I'm going to pick him as a joke.
OKAY I PULL UP
>>155345530looks like a twin peaks character
>when the realization hits that your Slamdaddy will never pork your pozzed dirty bacon hole now
>>155348070>puts hand on his brothers thighwhat did he mean by this?
>>155348027Everyone who dates trannys has elite ball knowledge thoughbeit
>>155348070Why do you type like this spammy? Just reading it makes me physically uncomfortable. How do you have words like these running through your head 24/7? It's insanely degenerate
>>155348060he did though, his eyes swelled shut after the fight
>>155348070Pisslam was never gonna accept the fight anyway
>Why do you type like this spammy? Just reading it makes me physically uncomfortable. How do you have words like these running through your head 24/7? It's insanely degenerate
>>155346014his fights are entertaining, but everything else sucks. Not so much because of him but the perma stuck in 2016 retards that latch on to him like they do strickland where they spam everything he says and does to epically trigger the libs
>why are you here
Humble Highs.
the only HWs that matter are Gane, Aspinall, Volkov, Pavlovich and HokitGable can't get here soon enough
>>155348140>Gablefuck gable gon do?
The moment Reddit cried
>>155348140based for including big volk. he's the peoples champ.
Seriously though what the FUCK is wrong with spammy mentally?
>>155348147he's the Gane version of HW wrestlers. moves like a cat. also I'm really interested to see how Jon Jones takes to coaching
>>155348163>Gane versionyou guys are seriously fucked in the head
How shit is mma?dude decides hes sick of wrestling so just decides to transfer to the ufc lol
>>155348150>>155348159brown manlet incel is the main problem kek also dicklet
>>155348159brain damaged from child abuse
>>155348177wdym?
>>155348100>>155348126y'seethin b?
>>155348150Those were all illegal strikes. You’re not allowed to hurt your opponent.
>>155348188He does like to talk about getting raped by his dad a lot, sadly
we used to shaubpost so hard in like 2018
training gane has been one of the great pleasures of my lifetime
Spaddy got the /heem/piglets oinkin and squealin' for his BBC again...
>>155348201ganes gay but I love when fighters don't spend a moment to le admire their work after the ref calls it
Gane is the coolest HW fighter in the UFC
>>155345530Didn't expect the DMT wizard to get coked up at the WH, but maybe he found Hunter's stash
>>155348225Your dead daddy raped you and your mommy hates you
RAPED BROWN MIDGET FAGGOTRAPED BROWN MIDGET FAGGOTYOU'RE A MIDGET FAGGOTRAPEDBROWN MIDGETFAGGOT!!!!!!
>>155348231rare
>>155348238But enough about Madame Xneed and Clozapig
>>155348236he's retarded now
Genius. Greatness. Gane.
heeminder
Its insane how good that card was. When no liberals are invited to events its peak kino
Ugly deformed gay brown retard.
Khabib GOAT status? UndisputedJon Jones GOAT status? Undisputed
>>155348284it was good because there was no female fights
How good was jai herbert?
Heeminder
Now that we're in the GANE ERA What have you learned? What have you accepted? What's come to pass? Where is your place in all of this?
BEASThje turned that lil slut pigga into a footslut!
>>155348284Reddit is trying to make it seem like a national embarrassment and as if one brawl between a few white guys in an 80k crowd at The Eclipse represents all of MAGAIt's actually fascinating how deranged reddit is. Deluded far leftists
did you guys notice anything else about last nights card??>no wmma
10-7 Slampapi
My boomer parents said that UFC is white supremacist or something and they can’t believe I’m a fan lmao
>Reddit is trying to make it seem like a national embarrassment and as if one brawl between a few white guys in an 80k crowd at The Eclipse represents all of MAGA It's actually fascinating how deranged reddit is. Deluded far leftists
>>155348340>as if one brawl between a few white guys in an 80k crowd at The Eclipse represents all of MAGAbut it does lmao
>80k crowd
I'd respect Barack more if Michelle had a cock.
white supremacy is… le bad!
>>155348383MAGA men have higher test levels, they are bound to fight. Liberals chop their cocks off, its a trade off ya know?
>>155348383>tf>tp
PLEASE DO NOT RETIRE GAYCHEESE THIS IS MY ONLY WAY TO GET THE BELT EVEN THOUGH I LOST TO GAMROT
the first time in like 10 years the lightweight belt has actually changed hands in the cage and it was an undefeated destroyer of worlds vs a retarded cte golem
>>155348430>don't retire gaethje, please let me wrestlefuck you.why would he say the second part
Pereira fought so pussy and scared, those little calf kicks doesn't work in HW. Where the fuck is Ngannou, Dana should be spreading his legs for him to come back
>>155348432It was a foreigner vs an American.
did you all really forget ilia was a manlet
BEASTman would smoke Gaycheese in Round 1
>>155348462His aura gave him 2 inches, but now hes short again
>>155348462in all seriousness, it did play a big role because it let justin use the collar tie to uppercut him that much easier, which was the first thing to compromise him
>>155348462he's got a good track record against lankletsunfortunately he forgot to factor in justins tard strength
>>155348424>>155348427pedophiles in the white house
A 37-year-old prospect, still a kid
>>155348519>frog having the temerity to accuse anyone else of being pedos
Reminds me a lot of Conor vs Nate 1. Overconfident manlet power meets a big ol retard with a chin.
IVE TRAINED FOR THIS MY WHOLE LIFE CHAMAWHERE DID YOU TRAIN, IN A BAR?
Bluesky is wrecking you fascists
>>155347679he should have just said the secret service poisoned him and turned his bones to glass or something. browns can't even cope properly, pathetic.
>>155348534Conor has never taken a beating like this because Conor is not a dog. He looks for ways out. He shot on Nate in the first fight and against Poirier in the 2nd. In the Diaz rematch, he got on his bike after the 2nd roundIlia went through hell. Conor can't do that
>>155348556Damn we got destroyed
>>155348556a boxing event would have been better received
New cope dropped
>>155348604Rogan said Pereira "dared to dream" lol
>>155348604>a-at least i t-triedgeg i thought masonic pedophiles were smarter than this
>>155348556communism can never work just look 4 likes but 5 accounts
i was the operator of the satellite that beamed voices into topuria's head so he couldn't focus on the fight. i can't live with this guilt any longer.
>>155348630i liked this joke
>>155347826this picture is so fucking based
>>155348647what were the voices saying?
>>155345418
>>155348672some spanish shit
How mad is Dana that GODne made light work out of his shill fighter, Poatard?You just know he was planning to crown the first triple belt at the White House
>>155348672random videos from the daniel cormier youtube channel. multiple playing simultaneously.
Ilia Topuria, before fighting Justin Gaethje>I’ll look at your father and ask him one simple question: who is the short one now?
Rewatching the volk ilia fight and maybe ilia's boxing defense was always kinda shit, he was getting tagged a lot in the 2nd volk just has pillow hands
>>155348326kek who tf made this
>>155348604*predictable* cope dropped
>>155348695He's got a French cash cow now. France is a better market for live events than Brazil. They'll get a fat gate out of Gane
>>155348604
>gane has fought pereira, jones, ngannou, tuivasa and aspinallThe real bmf?
post yfw you realized quitting on the stool between rounds is more dignified than getting KO'd cold and being in the fencing position or ref stoppage
>>155348759nice post tai
Paddy beats BSD and gets a rematch with Justin. Run it
Gennady would heem most of these guys but nobody is ready to admit that yet
>pissrab and pissturia can now both go around in a raped victim car doing sad selfiesGood riddance. These georgian faggots talked too much and in the end delivered way less
Where are the slow mo replays of the Gaethje Ilia fight? They did it for paddy, you see his entire chin turn 180 degrees with one of the punches
for me it is Ruffy vs Gaethje
>>155348774
a fucking jab
>>155348790especially when GGG was most active in boxing, the boxing in ufc was teats
Sean O’Faggy is just pathetic ngl. That walk off “KO” was sad, there’s a reason it has no internet buzz, that wasn’t anywhere close to a KO. Ridiculous early stoppage
in any given punch gane is using a small fraction of his power. he sometimes lets the jabs flow for real since they won't kill the opponent.
>>155348825the live camera angle kinda did him dirty
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>>155348852expound
jones should come back just to take the belt off cyril again and then gaslight us about peereria or a tomala rematch for years
>>155348844Alex is such a fucking fraud. All chama smoke and mirror
Pareira dared to dream that he could beat a man his own size without weight bullyingAnd for that he deserves our #hespect
>>155348868It smash zoomed in on Zahabi (who was not out) and missed Sean's salute. Should have maintained zoom level but they fucked it. Even if camera man was expecting to catch follow up ground shots the zoom was terrible
>>155348844he punched him in the back of the head too
Ganescholars
>>155348614Rogan has reached a level of glazing never seen before, there is depth to his game
Gaetjedisciples
>>155348844his tempo is greathard to pick up on, looks like one of those mathcore grooves
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>>155348951Hokit will make pereira cry in their presser
>>155348921thats hilarious. Zhuonguo Ma Li BTFO again
>>155348926protect yourself at all times
>>155348695Dana is in Gane’s debt ever since he lost purposely to Jon. That’s why he keeps getting infinite title shots.
>>155348934He’ll yeah brother
>>155348176>these autistic animation canceling dasheshow based can one GOD be
Honestly Ruffy as champion is not impossible. Seems crazy things are happening so why not. Justin and Fiziev fought 6 rounds against each other. Ruffy beat him in 2.
>ilia is dead>islam fled the rematch>arman is busy making tiktoks with ninathe third title run is secured olivechads
>>155349056True. Was this the first time we saw "Santos" on his shorts? It seems to be another case of UFC taking years to actually learn their Brazilian fighter's name.
>rekt TSperg>rekt IliaIs Garth the worst thing to happen to UFC?
>>155348774My mind has been changed. I now see the story win for ilia
did anyone else notice that derrick lewis seemed to be dying in real time from the moment the bell rang, that was some kimbo vs doodoo 5000 shit
Moments before this gay couples world was turned upside down
>>155349121he still knocks out guys in top 10
farted myself awake
>>155349124Transcontinental third world alliance vs Neocolonialist powers… it went horribly wrong…
faggot ass AIDS thread
>>155348121jessie waters is 70 wears makeup and dyes his hair
topuriad myself awake
Whenever I am finished taking dookie, I always wipe my ass and check the tissue to make sure all the crap has been wiped away.It just took me a solid 10 minutes of wiping before my ass was clean and the used tissue was coming up clean. More than 10 minutes. I had to flush the loo 3 separate times (after the first crap-filled flush) just to keep it clear of tissue paper. And I am very conservative with my tissue paper usage, typically using two or three sections, folded nearly.This is what a lifetime of being a UFC fan will do to you. You have been warned.
>>155349185neatly* and use a pussy phone to wash your pereira you fucking animal
I'm pretty sure that current "superstar evolution of mma new breed heroes" would get maimed 10 years, killed 20 years ago.
Now that the Topiglet meme has been dusted and put to bed, which DEI fighter will BDStards latch onto next?
Which fighters are genuinely "about that kinda life"?Modern fighters seem mostly like they're more athletes instead of genuine fighters (eg. Aspinall). If the going gets tough in a fight they'll start reconsidering their life choices. Someone like Gaethje seems to genuinely embrace the pain and fight through even if he's getting beat up bad. Probably prime Nate Diaz was too. Are they a minority or I'm just talking out my ass?(Poatan I'm on the fence about, probably when he was a challenger he was up for it but he's already made it in life I don't think he wants that smoke anymore).
>loses to Volkov >beats Poatan
your kyle daukauses, your chris daukauses
>it was heckin 2-2 going into the fift- ACKK!!!
Ilia only lost because Gaethje won
technically ilia won via r2 tko
>>155349249how did gaethje win round one??
imagine how pissed Apturo must be by squandering a victory in the latter half of round 2. low fight IQ moment.
>>155349263le dommage
>>155349263superior skin
>>155349167Knowers knew the french and american would win over the spanish and injun
>>155349206jones
>>155349263how did he lose the first round
gaethje and gane are two of the top "company men" in ufc historythey were finally given the green light to take the belts after years of pretending to fall short
>>155349290I wonder if Jones got beatdown as badly as Topuria if he also would've went out for the 4th round.
^he says after a card with dom dan mike and chris on commentary duties
>>155349266True, but we must also hand it to Garth's chin. Lord Farquad was clearly swinging with everything he had got, and Garth took it.
>>155349290Jon follows an "alternative lifestyle" for sure.
>>155349315jon has fought with his toe hanging off his body and with a face that looked like someone shot a fish
Well…it finally happened. UFC jumped the shark last night. All to appease the rapist-pedo-conman-pathological-liar-in-chief. Made a mockery of this (no longer) great country.It’s just…Idiocracy. Like…how did we get here? I couldn’t believe what I was watching. Didn’t even stay up for the main event. I felt physically ill after Hokit disparaged the former First Lady with his unfunny brand of Temu WWE bullshit. I pray Michelle Obama runs for president so we can finally have a REAL leader. That’s it for me yall. I will no longer be spending my time on this sport. No more getting emotionally invested in fighters. I am no longer following this bastardized, jingoistic farce of a promotion led by a money grubbing tomato who gambles $1M per hand on blackjack but won’t pay his fighters enough to cover rent. I’m out. Peace.
>>155349323i will alternate my fist in your chin
skipping and pooting down the white house stairs like a zesty lil spanish minx
>>155349249Round 2 was a clear 10-8. Topturo was inches from a finish for 90 seconds
le mexican heart + ze theek german skull = the vltimate fighter
the fact they were planning to rob ilia vindicates the conspiracy theorists
imagine heeming wmma with german titties and a messican bunda gawld
>>155349249I don't get it. He didn't bob & weave like he usually does and he didn't wrestle.
>Round 2 was a clear 10-8
>>155347679Anti israel newfags are the most annoying faggots in the world. Always a conspiracy in everything with 0 evidence, meanwhile this nigger probably couldn't point israel on the map 2 years ago.Shut the fuck up nigger faggot, Clitia is a brown faggot trans midget that got divorce raped and then raped raped in the cage. Next time he should focus on training instead of holding funerals and celebrations before the fight, corny little midget
>>155349320yeah besides the liver shots in the 2nd Ilia hit Gaethje with some good shots and seemingly rocked him a few times, but all things considered he was uniquely relatively unaffected. he never really did the chicken dance like he does in almost all of his fights.
>Round 2 was a cIear 10-8
>Round 2 was a clear 10-8.
imagine heeming a woman and she just flies into the stratosphere like a rocket haha
>>155349356calm down rabbi there was just a 3 month war fought 200% for israel that people are talking about maybe take this circus to facebook you'll have better luck there :)
>>155349356>burger goy mutt has to simp and lick israels balls for no reason out of nowhere
>>155346014>the appeal of Josh HokitThere isn't any. I'm not going to reddit or twitter to confirm that some people took the bait and reacted to that worn out Michelle Obama line. If a fighter is not as naturally charismatic as McGregor, then his promotional appeal as an entertainer is limited to pandering to preexisting UFC fans. Hokit is a bore who tries too hard. He may well win the Heavyweight Title one day, but the UFC won't be as popular when duds like him are leading the charge. Gane got shat out of Jones's ass way back when, so I can't see myself caring about that division until the next interesting young phenom emerges and runs through people. I hardly watch anymore, and Hokit won't change that.
>>155349383what a thrust!
Poatan fought like a bitch again, just like in the first Ankalaev fight. SAD.
>>155348556strange how the tolerant people keep immediately resorting to gay bashing to make their point
>>155349384>>155349389Your brown midget got raped, keep crying about it
>>155349324>jon has fought with his toe hanging off his bodyhe didn't knowas soon as he realized in post-fight interviewhe had to sit down and almost puked
>>155349409i don't even give a fuck about that pineaplle the random philosemethic cock sucking is just cringe
>>155349403yes it was the same when they sang hitler had one ball and here we had gay putin memes and psychosexual couch analysis i don't get it but libs be libbing
>>155349409i am one of 5 people who picked justin and ciryl so go lick a plug socket
>>155349409Is having a Miami wife the best base for a piglet? Asking for a friend
Clitia looked like a dwarf in there against justin I didnt realize he was that tiny
>>155349417Nobody is sucking jewish cocks, faggot. Point out where I said anything nice about jews? I said he's a retard and a newfag because he blames his little brown midget losing on israel. I can tell he's a redpilled yesterday newfag just by how he thinks the world works, as if israel gives a shit about some brown midget and retard white goy fighting.
BIG MIKE
Never liked Pooatan. He only got this far by being a weight bully and benefiting from the fact that MMA fighters are low IQ trailer trash.
>>155349444Would beat the shit out of Topiglet
>>155349449He’s unironically shitty at MMA. He just has the death touch. Ngannou was more all around skilled than Poatan
>>155349442israel gives a shit paramount+ and endeavor are both owned by ultra zionists and ufc airs stop antisemitism adsplease stop you overshot and now your flailing just calm down
>>155349449Calling him the goat after beating literal garbage like jamal hill rountree and jiri was WILD
>>155349444He has that jon bones jones build
>>155349442>people who hate israel are cringe why even bring this up when it has absolutely nothing to do with the subject aside from you wanting to fellate jews?
>me (white) when UFC Freedom 250 co-main and main
>croatard is a gurucelwell makes sense i have never in my life seen an intelligent croat only good for football and not breaking the top 15 there either
>>155349206Mason jones would rather die than quit
>>155349458So you think they somehow rigged the fight? Explain how please? Clitia faggots with a million excuses, can't accept their overhyped brown midget got raped by a journeyman retard.
>>155349477see >>155349428and stop this you are as insufferable as the poltard yesterday
>>155349460He also lost about 80% of the cage time against Izzy. Before the first fight KO Izzy was piecing him up
>>155349464Nah, people who blame israel for their little brown midget getting raped in the cage are delusional. >>155349470Guru mogs mma doughey, keep crying your brown zesty faggot got raped by a 40 yo journeyman
>how do you beat a counter puncherJab and circle
>>155349488Gane was smart and asked Artem from pereiras kb days to come in to camp and tell him how to beat pereira
>>155349495The face you make when you know you're about to rape a piggy bitch
>>155349508I love this image so much. The fraudcheck of chama
part of me actually feels bad for Topuria seeing his appearance after the fight, but he talked a lot of shit and doesn't have an argument against the ridicule he's getting
>>155349470serbs mog them so hard its not even funny
>>155349489>muh streamer is better than your streamer you are a literal golem>muh clitia lost last time slavnigger try reading instead of fucking your sister with your unclessee >>155349428
>>155349428>one of 5The hand of /heem/
>>155349526>Israel did thisBased Israel, glory to big yahoo
>>155349462hear me out, fellas
>>155349517the only good thing about croats is that you can fuck their women and they aren't albanian or serbian so you can do it with no repercussions but they are way uglier than the neighbors
>>155349444You do NOT call your wife a mans name out of nowhere lmao
>155349548The great thing about fins is they're little yellow faggots that have 0 (0) good fighters in MMA history. Usually their women are easy to fuck since their brothers and fathers commit suicide at an early age.
why in gods name would you want to fuck a finnish woman?
I just googled it, top finnish fighting prospect is called abdul hussein, grim
Michelle is not a man, she just has the BBC genetics. Unfortunately, she married a faggot and had two daughters so they are wasted.
I picked cte gangster to win, I was tired of the zesty bull-let and his johnny cum in me fans acting like this 5'2 cock dreidel was the next Anderson Silva. I'm glad that lasted all of maybe one year before Homer Garthson turned him into a mutilated faggot freak
>>155345379Just how good was cowboy
>>155349326thank you for your service
>>155349583i'd fuck any woman
>Poophand only landed 8 leg kicks during the whole fight before being gadooshedKEEEEEEEK what was bro thinking moving up to HW
>>155347428>ultimate matchupgets punked by Michael Johnson, bum win streak>ultimate matchup, gets punked by Home simpson, washed grandpas in win streaksIllia and Tony were just trash not the world beater you thought
Justin was older when he fought Ilia than Tony was when he fought him.
>>155347650this one from Twitter is good too. Clittia sissies are mentally ill.
>>155347679You lost, tranny
P-pereira ch-chews up topurias food and feeds it to him l-like a baby bird im so sorry
>>155349609any?
i like how his philosemithism doesn't allow him to go after me so he only lashes back at the finn
>>155349641trump always looks like he's holding his shit in or a fart kek
Cyril Gane
>>155349645would be tough but I'd pull through, if there is one thing i'm great at it's cuming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAIxbhM1nMsWhy couldn't Clitia just bring Garth to the deep oceans like Khagoat?
>155349650>if you think Clitia lost because he's an overhyped brown rape victim, you're le philo semitic
You have to admit this whole event felt like something straight out of the movie idiocracy
>>155348951Hokit really got in both of their heads
Really wish Ilia would have stayed at featherweight, amazing performance and win for Garth, but it's a bit diminished by how big of a role the size difference played.
>>155349059BMF Reunion match
>>155349489>UFC owned by son of IDF soldier>Broadcast by IDF biggest donor>Goythje reveals he's a zogbot out of nowhere>then wins a massive upset
Chadman wonChadslam wonChadthje wonChadkit wonChaddy the Chaddy wonnever has a fighter lost the story to so many fighters at the same time in one bout. legendary story loss from the clitty
>>155349658what about thug rose while pat watches?
I fucking called this shit months ago, as soon as the fight was announced, you faggots doubted me. I said Ilia gets caught too often and he's gonna get cracked by Gaethje, I remember the sneers and chuckles at my prophetic foretelling. I said Clitia abuses his chin too much and that ain't gonna work forever, I said he's gonna end up like Tony Ferguson. I also said he's gonna end up on a losing streak after this fight, keep watching and bet your money wisely, lots to be made from this here.
So because Fraudy Pimblet got schooled by Gaethje people think this means Fraudy would now beat Ilia. It doesn't work like that. Fraudy is vastly overrated, does not deserve to be top 5 for beating Chandler. We know he's not a good fighter. He frauded his way to the top 5 and got exposed. And people think him having a good chin is impressive too. Put Fraudy against any decent fighter and he'll lose.
>>155349673mega based. kings of casuals needed a reality check
Tom has compromised his own orbs
>>155349695GODles would have won this shit if he didn't try to infight against a 4'10 t rex. the rematch is his
>>155349683Two plus two is four, minusone that's three, quick maffs
>>155349687you lost tranny keep coping. clittia Shitporia lost
>>155349693>water damage on the ceiling>looks like bloated alkie Nate Diaz
>still zero attacks on israel>can't even directly quote mekek what a raped kikeslave
>>155349650he is frothing at the mouth it is embarrassing i went to shit instead
>>155349695I just knew once I saw him based on how tiny gay and disgustingly ethnic he was that he had no chance where the big boys play
Ew, this thread stinks.
Topuria lost, O'Malley flossed, Pereira laid an eggHokit's real, stayed a heeland the Garth bros won the day!
>there were talks of him beating Godslam at welterweightlmfao
>>155349696he does the aspinall strat of closing his eyes and lifting his chin
give me sand ilia
>>155349206>Nate Diazhe's biggest pussy. Dude made fake persona making people believe he was tough. ALWAYS talks shit online never backs it up.
>>155349711LOADED GLOVES CHECK THE WRAPS
i'm sorry it had to be y-ACK
>>155349716you own that goy moshe
>>155349747he probably meant nick who is as real as they come
Am I the only one who hates this guy?>makes his living off criticizing UFC>keeps speculating that white house event will hey canceled >after the fact talks about how awesome the main event was
>155349716>crodaddy pweaaase give me attention and insult me, I'm a faggot degenerate kike that plays with my clitty when you degrade me
>>155349771>Am I the only one who hates this guy?no
>>155349771>>155349782kek the bonesman don't miss
LEVELS.
>>155349749Not sure about loaded gloves, but clitia's ex wife definitely has a loaded cunt, some plaster-like substance found in there after her good rapper friend left the residence
>>155349695>i called it man im a fucking mma genious>'did you bet money on it'>no but i totally called it man
>>155349763Nick i respect as he was a beast in strikeforce and was good during his prime in ufc
>>155349799I don't gamble, it's degenerate. It goes against natural law to exchange money where no value was created or labour was input.
if you're topuria, how do you even try to recover from this? The fight wasn't close aside from the body strike barrage in the second round, I don't think he wants a rematch. Any word on how bad the damage is?
>>155349731turn on your box fan.
is the croat posting wonk memes that the muslims of heem spam how curious >>155349796ynr the khabib hat
>>155349797clittia xixters... it's over
>>155349771Just as annoying as the obese mma joey
>>155349800no one but old bluds remember but Nick got super seriously buttfucked for just weed and after he served all that time they just decided yea its fine to do now. messed him up, we never really got to see strikeforce nick in UFC I dont think, and if we did it was just for the Penn fight, which was a good fight imo
>>155349693I would pay for this
Hokit losing in a fistfight?n word please
Imagine if real finns cared about MMA.
Tom failed all 3 takedown attempts on GODne when he was at full stamina. During this time he was soundly outstruck and even bloodied in the face.He had no avenue for victory. He took the easy way out.He will take the easy way out once more when he asks Dana to just strip him instead of accept the unification bout against GODne.Tom has done calculations of his own, and he knows they spell disaster for his legacy.
Top finn mma fighter
>>155349852how did he take the easy way out when he needed surgery? Why are you ignoring the blatant cheating? Why did GODne lose to jones in 10 seconds?
We don't even care about hockey and we dominate. Imagine what we would do in MMA. Levels.
>how are they handling the divorce, her vs xim
>>155349846it always starts with the biker gangs and migrants give it time
>>155349852and HE'S FAT
>>155349874don't lay claim to others' glory, let alone potential glory
>>155349906Imagine if i cared.
>>155349840alright you win ya fuckin freak
>>155349873>Why did GODne lose to [GOAT of the sport]?Tomcels and Peredditcels alike have pretended as if this loss was somehow unreasonable when everyone who ever stepped foot into the 'gon with GOAT Jones perished when faced with his might. GODne will continue to make that win age very well for Bones-sama
>>155349914you'd be the better for it
>>155349900perhaps worst of all
>>155349874You guys have a lot of pent up energy so probably
>>155349928You aint seen nothing yet!
i could pent my balls on your forehead
>>155349925his hideous mutant freak of a son with his carved teeth of shale really does my head in
?
So are the rumors true?
LHW striking must be tragically bad if Pooptan can dominate there.
I'm Gane-ing levels
>>155349462Michelle looks like she has a banging body, toned and /fit/, have we ever seen her in something tight? if she aint curvy id understand but all signs point to a delectable piece of chocolate
>>155349953Topturo? Afraid so.
why are justins feet so yellow?
>>155349953Unfortunately it's true, Pereira got HIV from sharing needles with druggies during his pre-UFC days and has somehow passed it onto Ilia. Ilia denies ever sharing needles with Pereira or taking any substances so we are currently exploring other options of possible viral LOAD transmission, perhaps through another type of injection.
>>155349952zamn herb gettin bricked up he finna fiendin for some alexis texeira
>>155349922you forget that a washed up Stipe on a 4 year hiatus did better and lasted like 4 times longer. That loss will forever tarnish his legacy at heavyweight. Embarrassing lack of TD defense. Quit immediately.
Can someone explain why gane went for toms eyes if hes clearly an extremely good fighter, idgi
>>155349972i have had the pleasure and believe me it is a pleasure and despite a thick bush and pungent odor it was a great 5 minutes well spent 100% woman
BBLex needs to get the injections sucked back out of his ass so he can go farm an interim title off Jiretard and get promoted back to undisputed because Stripberg is a cripple
Tom vs gane
>>155349992because he's a fuckin cheating cunt who learnt the dark arts from daddy jones
gane vs tom is literally william vs harold iykyk
>>155349975messican jeens, bappa, pls understandnbang
>>155349992got it wrong mate tom's eyes went for gane's fingers, was his only way out unless he wanted to be KWABBED like pootbooty pererery
>>155350072This was just after the first round btw
>>155347679anything is coverupable and plausibly deniable tbqh and any attempt to investigate will be sarcastically dismissed as butthurt and inability to take Lwe’re back to our underdog era and there are more people celebrating it than I could have imagined
Bon Gaming literally has cheat codes built into the system. Like levels in a game.
just finished chandler vs ruffywtf chandler bros..is it over?
>>155350091His brain is mush
>>155350082after Garth already pozzed his bamhole
>>155350091when was it not
>>155350109he heemed THE Hooker bro
>>155349816Fighters have come back from worse. He won't get the aura back but he can be a champ again.
>>155350072>I'm gonna tank two to land one of mine>help me mr. marc chaddard I cannot see>I THINK YOU CAN SEE MATE
>>155350114what ever happened to that guy>>155350131alex still looks great for his age
>>155350144>>155350144>>155350144
>Chandler's peak was 15 years ago
>>155350109i mean he always loses but they were 5 star banger losses. Chandler vs Poirier is one of my alltime favesthis one was just a quick beatdown
>>155349816He should drop down to featherweight and just fight there for the rest of his career. Keep his mouth shut and stop the corny shit, stay humble
