GOAL DIFFERENCE
They play rock paper scissors
>>155347192the gd for each team would be +/- 0 in that case
>>155347168Penis inspection.Biggest average size wins.
>>155347233then they will have a fuck-offpure raw gay sex until one side tops and the other side bottoms
>>155347318So basically another soccer match?
>>155347233Alphabetical order
>>155347168It's who's the nicest boy so least fouls
>>155347331haha gottem!
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>>155347168then we go by the number of Africans on the team
>>155347168First, even if all result are draws, some matches might result in draws with more respective goals than others, which means there can be teams with more goals.The next discriminator is fouls and fairplay. The goodest boy wins.
>>155347192first tie breaker is h2h record, gd is second
>>155347395>The goodest boy winsso rigging, basically? hell yeah we've got King Rigger over here as our President
>>155347168The winner goes to whoever drank the most water during the hydration breaks
>>155347201I'm going to hell, because I literally burst out laughing when I watched the video of her being thrown off. It was one of the most third-world things I've ever seen in my entire life. Poor girl.
>unitedstatesians will never undestand this kino
It can technically go to the team with higher FIFA ranking going through but that's never happened since there are so many other tiebreaks.
>>155347201qrd?
>>155348772
>>155348113I was watching the game against Germany in my office and intensely hugged my boss when we scored
>>155347168If every group match is a draw, everyone ties on 3 points. First tiebreaker is total goals scored (three 2-2 draws beats three 0-0 draws). If the scores were identical, you're 100% right: it goes to Fair Play points (fewer yellow/red cards advances). If cards are also tied, they literally draw lots out of a bowl to pick a winner. (Exception: if the two tied teams play each other in the final game, they just do a penalty shootout).
>>155348772Brazilians apparently get people to pay money for a bungee jump and then throw them to their death without a rope.
>>155348783thanks, I guess.
>>155348803>If cards are also tied, they literally draw lots out of a bowl to pick a winner.It's just FIFA ranking at that point. They used to flip a coin at some point but that hasn't happened in decades.
>>155348783i dont get it
>>155347168The team that scored the most goals will advance.
>>155348858she didn't fly so good
>>155348867but like.. was it on purpose? she's wearing a helmet
>>155347168FIFA ranking is the last tie breaker after goal difference. This is why Urgay is first of his group and Spain is third.
>>155348878they forgot to put the bungie cord on her RIP
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>>155348783Aztec sacrifice
>>155348882Cards come before that. But I'm not sure if it's ever actually went down to that?https://www.fifa.com/en/tournaments/mens/worldcup/canadamexicousa2026/articles/groups-how-teams-qualify-tie-breakers>>155348894It's Brazil.
>>155348783It doesn't even look high enough to bungee jump off anyway
>>155347168ask chat, unc
>>155348783Looks to short to bungee off, plus it looks like she'd hit the supporting structure if a rope were attached to her. I don't know anything about retard cording though.
>>155348783is she ok?
>>155347331top p0wnge
>>155347168There are enough tiebreakers to set them apart, but just in case, the final tiebreaker is the FIFA ranking.
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>>155347168NZ are automatically declared the winners of the clown cup
>>155349913>>155349945Lame, the final tiebreaker should be a goalie cage fight
>>155349262>>155349813It's not bungee but that sort of thing where you'd then swing there but apparently it was illegal and dangerous for that too even if you attach the rope instead of just throwing her to die.Like something like this.
>>155350286Wait.... why???Isn't that going to rip his ass? Why did he do that stupid thing?
>>155350431You could ask that about a lot of things in Russia.
