Welcome to my thread :3
doyers
you've all been warned
cycle day!
Are Mexican pitchers still cursed?
im gay go m’s
>>155348875baseball is for everyoneexcept nazis
>>155348855This is a Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog genny!!
>>155348875Warm this bussy
>>155348880sorry to hear, it'll be over in 72 hours
>>155348898In your fucking dreams pal
if matt chapman is traded, seattle and new york seem like potential fits. maybe boston, too. i don't think philly has enough in their system to get him.
First for シカゴ・ホワイトソックス
>>155348906The New York Mets*
does anyone else find it weird that Cubs have pedobears as mascot and a pitcher named shotacon?
>>155348855Sabrett mogs.
>>155348920Maybe on planet retard
>>155348906Yankees are getting Hunter Goodman and Antonio Senzatela thoughbeit.
>>155348920maybe in stupid town
>>155348920yea maybe in idiotsville
>>155348920That fucking Sabrett right out of the cartel owned cart with that dirty fucking armenian hitting it with that iron rod of mustard after he plunges his hairy greasy arm into some sauerkraut to lather it on top. Chef’s kiss.
>>155348920probably does, in moronsburg that is
Yankees are robbing Logan O’Hoppe from the Angels, kek.
>>155348916no, i was talking about the yankees because they could send ryan mcmahon back.
>>155348920maybe in dumbassington
>>155348933yeah i think goodman should be a target for them. but i think they might go after jeffers instead since he'll cost less.
>>155348920I heard they do but only in Shitheadsbury
>>155348920maybe in dorkwadsfield
The Yankees should get Adrian Morejon
Fire David Stearns
>>155348898hot dogs... Armourrrr hot dogs
>>155348920only in jerkschester tho
My Nigga Cooper Pratt plays Major League Baseball today.
>>155348969Ryan Jeffers is a monster
>>155348950This guy knows. Add a bit of relish on it too.
>>155348920maybe in dicksford they do
nah I’m just kidding you’re alright sabrettspie
>>155348987Dude… imagine sex with her
>>155349002There’s nothing like a Sabrett on a toasted bun. They don’t exist anywhere outside of NY but I did score some in Tampa for spring training off a cart guy who came from Queens and has been down here for 15 years.
>>155349029no matter how hot the body is, I can't get past the bug face
>>155349031Steamed buns mog
Don't get me wrong, I love a good Chicago Dog dragged through the garden as much as the next guy but when I visited New York this year and I just had to get the NY styled dog it was delicious imo. Especially getting the dog after walking central Park was a chefs kiss
>>155349021Shoutout to Moronsburg, NJ.
>>155349038I was gonna let you slide with the relish but now I just know that you’re a faggot.
>>155349046*smoooooooooooooch*
>>155348987NEVER pass up sex with a new prospect thinking you can circle back later.Cubs girls physically change FAST. Cubs girls get pregnant, gain 50lbs in 3 months, break up with a boyfriend and have a mental breakdown, pierce their face, get 10 tattoos, cut their hair off. In a year she’s practically UNFUCKABLE. Strike while the Cubs girl is hot.
>>155349051You must have me confused with slopspie but the steamed bun is canon for a New York hot dog, silly goose.
>>155348875Wasn't this the same team with 3 fags humping each other in the outfield?
After reading Mariah Carey’s book, you can literally tell she was having the first orgasms of her life with Jeter…
>>155349053
>>155349072https://youtu.be/DVwPaoWO_Bk?si=Vv9L6xTp8rLfJPij
>>155349090Not clicking but you’ve conceded by needing to appeal to these two retards
>>155349084why are you reading Mariah Carey's book you homo
>>155349104>disrespecting uncle joey Settle down, novice. I’ve been eating hot dogs since before your conception.
>>155349109that is the straightest yaksfag in new york proper
>>155349109nta but im a yankees girl…
skubal to the doyers
>>155349126brewers*
ey I fuckin needs a geriatric podcastuh to teach me what I like to eat ova hea
https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/49079138/mlb-decries-use-personal-writings-pride-night-hats>"The writing on the cap violates our rules, and consistent with normal practice, we have warned the players about future violations."You WILL suck the dick and you WILL like it, faggot
Watched the dodgers episode of Wheel of Fortune. They really aren't the brightest
>filtered by cocogay genny
>>155349158Kinda seems like they would do this regardless of what was on the cap though
>>155349158I’m already gay and enjoy sucking penises, though. Go Mariners.
Mariners!>>155348855Good thread
i'm sure christians would love it if a player wrote "tranny satan" on the hat during christian nightthey would respect the player's values
>>155348906Chap Mattman is not coming to Seattle, neither is Aroldis sadly.
>>155348920Maybe in Doofustown!!!!
Christian oppressors don’t need to be celebrated.
>>155349189they wouldn't and shouldn't give a shit, that's the point. makes sense you're an Angels fan
>>155349084Gonna need the quoted text nigga
>>155349189MLB would never have a Christian night though, they only have faggot tranny night. Really makes you think.Also kill yourself turd worlder
>>155349158Sounds like a conspiracy to deny rights to me, idk.
>>155348855prev >>155343740
>>155349189Everyone would just laugh at that person for being a gay retard (like you)
>>155349189That’s what the pride hat is though
dodgers have christian night and kershaw used to host them with treinen and kopech when he was there. they'd have a guest celeb christian singer and they all prayed before the game
>MLB decries use of personal writings on team-issued Pride Night hatsKek the alphabet soup community is so sensitive
>>155349189Why are you making up an imaginary situation to get mad about?
>>155349273Based af
>Oy vay, goyim. You can't criticize the innocent trans girls. Do you wanna get charged with a hate crime?
treinen refused to wear the gay hat and then he got his guy out
I hope the Mets win tomorrow
>>155349301Why do you care if an American team wins?
White devils.
im a white girl
>>155349273Sounds kinda gay tbqh there is nothing worse than Christian music
>>155349331>Beats you with a hammer
>>155349336Gregorian chants are kino, but that’s probably my gamer ‘tism talking
>>155349338:/
>>155349336STAND UPHOLD YOUR HANDS IN PRAYER!
>>155349336This is a Skillet genny!
We don't tolerate polyphony or literacy here.
>>155349357>Shoves your head into a pool of liquid nitrogen
>>155349422>throws you in front of a moving train
>>155349435I'm literally white
>>155349452yeah right, and the cubs girl is actually a female
>>155349459I am a descendant of potato farmers, thank you.
>>155349505lol you're poor
>>155349435KWAB
>>155349510And you're fat
>>155348855My pirates ):
>>155349505Good, fetch me my baja blast, peasent.
doyer sisters
>>155349534You need to be beating the A's. Silly!
>>155349584it's cool that all the WC spots are still up for grabs, pretty much only the rockos and gnats eliminated
Treinen and Kershaw when they're free agants>Why yes i would love to sign with the Tranny Satan supporting doyers. >I love money more than anythingTreinen and Kershaw after signing the contract>oh no i'm actually against tranny satan :(
>>155349299Good for Blake.
>>155349505Are you one of those Canadians that has more of an Irish accent than a Canadian one? Do they still exist in small numbers?
>>155349729No. But I've been told I sound slightly Swedish.
>>155349755Saaaar
>do not redeem the baja blastkek!
>>155349713lol they really do be exactly like this
>>155349755Interesting. I saw a video from the 90s of a village somewhere on the east coast of Canada that Irish immigrants had settled ages ago, but old and new generations alike all retained very distinct, thick Irish accents.
>>155349767There's a bigger population of blacks than Indians in Canada. You do know this, right?
>>155349795Keep in mine I'm also have like German and Scottish heritage as well.
>>155349798Are you blackspie?
>>155349798Form follows function. The Census doesn’t ask you if you’re a northern european White person, they just class you as White. I don’t care if you’re a “””Sri Lankan””” or “””Pakistani”””, you’re just Indian. Go Yankees.
How do these teams have completely different records?
>>155349819Both sides of my family come from long lines of French blood that go back centuries. As such, I don't look very Anglo, so I suppose I dodged a bullet there.
>>155349931The Dominican Republic is not part of the US census, you’re thinking of Puerto Rico.
>>155349963The NL is fraudulent.
>>155349963sux have had a harder schedule so farand they lost most of their coachesand they're mindfucked at fenway
It’s truly alarming how accepted it is nowadays on this general to just be anti Dominican on here. It’s every damn day I see the most heinous antidominicanism. And you wonder why bodegas need armed security inside. Respect everyone regardless of race or nationality.
>>155350061I remember one time while in a movie theater during the commercials before the previews there was a down syndrome charity ad and when pujols spoke at the end his english sounded exactly like the children in the admust've been around 2009/10 he was still on the berds
>>155350061I know you're trolling but I hate this idea that it's a problem to be "anti" something, what if said thing just sucks and that's the reality of it
>>155350061DR SUCKS DICK
I was under the impression that the Yankees couldn’t survive without Aaron Judge.
>>155349963>le stats should determine outcomes
>>155350061>Respect everyone regardless of race or nationalityi don't respect jews
More like Dicksuckian Rebuttlick lmao
Denmark is for pussy niggas
Why did the Dodgers trade May, wasn't he one of the only watchable pitchers on their team whenever yams wasn't on the hill? clearly still has it too....
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>>155348875The BoSox would NEVER
