BREAKING NEWS: Virgil van Dijk found in his hotel room with 3 self-inflicted gunshot wounds in the back of his head
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He's just made it took him half a hour and 15 bottles to swallow a single sip of water because he kept retreating backwards
>>155351127I refuse to believe that Virgil van Dijk is a real name just like I refuse to believe Holland is a real country.
>>155351171>t. Jock Stein
>>155351127The fact that players, managers and pundits are speaking out about it is goodFIFA 100% are trying to soft launch this into being a permanent thing
These water breaks have killed the momentum in multiple games now
>>155351410It's have been a permanent thing for a while now. It doesn't even need to be something official. The ads break
Americans are gonna enforce hotdog and burger breaks on the players soon too, they will be corralled from the water point to a buffet where they will be compelled at gunpoint to eat on behalf of sponsors
Have you considered leaving, taking your gay sport with you, and never coming back?
>>155351556If you do that for the middle east
>>155351171That is because Holland is not a country you troglodyte
>>155351574Why do you care so much about Muslims, are you gay?
>>155351584Because Americans blowing up the middle east for their Jewish masters causes millions of them to flee to Europe
>there were never hydration breaks before June 2026holy fucking tourists
>>155351601How about you close your fucking borders and stop treating them like housepets then, you feminized weaklings.
>the Middle East being blown up causes hundreds of millions of sub-Saharan Africans to "flee" directly from sub-Saharan Africa across the Mediterranean to yurop o algo
>>155351626>>155351643>The Golem has appeared
>>155351127>calling out Big Wateryeah he's gonna suicide
>>155351659>b-but muh poor muslimsThis is why JD Vance and Marco Rubio keep calling you homos. They're right.
>>155351584>>155351701Hello rabbi
>>155351624fuck you matches were never divided into quarters before
>>155351127Almost like theres no reason for them and they were made as an excuse to create more revenue
>>155351841yes they literally were
>>155351584And why do you care?
>>155351526Carb break
>>155351584>gets called out>oy veys in responseKek
the commentator said yesterday they had to extend the break during one game because the ads didn't finish running yet kek
>>155352083>is moroccan>refuses to go back in responseGtfo out of yurop, sandnigger.
>>155351127but think of the poor advertisers
