>USA is still the most impressive team so far
>>155354661*after cape verde
>>155354661sex with Mikasa
>>155354661Yeah, impressively roided.>gegenpressing for 90 minutesIt's impossible. Show me another team that did this. C'mon, I'll wait.
>>155354661True I was surprised at how dominant they were, I suspect they are all on performance enhancing drugs
Both Germany and Uruguay looked better. You're too results oriented.
>>155354690Klopp's Liverpo-oh...
>>155354690>>155354702>PEDs bad because... THEY JUST ARE, OKAY!!!!
>>1553546902 words: water breaks
>>155354690>starting to comprehend the power of the American ngubuImagine if we cared
>>155354690Thats just the power of powerade official sponsor of the fifa world cup hydration break
>>155354690This. They're more roided than an Eastern Bloc olympic delegation.
>>155354822>water
The burning patriotism in their hearts and support of the nation allows them to sprint a marathon
>yuros thinking our blacks are on PEDsThis is nothing. These guys wouldn't even cut it on a mid-tier SEC team.
Our ngubus are the product of literal eugenics for hundreds of years from slave breeding for the strongest and best, and most athleticYou would see things you couldnt comprehend, if we cared.
>>155354754>UruguayLooked like ass for 2/3s of the game.
>>155354908Imagine if he cared about soccer
>>155354908>>155354976Your NT isn't a bunch of DK Metcalfs.We're taking guys like Pepi and Pulisic running people over like it's nothing
>>155355020Pulisic has always good. Injuries have been his problem.I mean the guy single handedly beat Real Madrid in the CL semifinals
>>155354661yeah they rolled out their Ngubu sportsball roids. a bit of refball and they win this year.
>>155355020Eventually they all kneel
>>155355020>Your NT isn't a bunch of DK MetcalfsOf course it isn't, because our best ngubus play real sports. The point is even our D tier athletes were selectively bred over centuries to to be fast and strong.
>>155354661Wc have taught me that it doesn’t matter how you start, it matters how you evolve and end. It’s silly to think they can keep this strategy the whole tourney, let alone in knockouts when they face actual contenders and have to play 120 minutes. They are soooo smoked
>>155355101Poch is the perfect manager for us, and he found the perfect olayers that aren't divas and will run for himThis is like Tottenham all over again.We'll probably flame out in the quarters or semis
A lot of cope in this thread
>it's another "uhm actually if we cared we would dominate" burger thread
Why is this Scottish sucking american dick so hard. Is it the fresh air?
>>155355126Nah, fuck that gay she. We're winning the Soccerb Owl.
>>155355199Because it's true, ask Canada how much we dominate their sport of hockey
>>155355199Canadians still haven’t recovered from learning this btw
>>155355126I can see you getting there, but I will have to see how the knockouts roll out first. We finished top of our group and got England in 2018
>>155355199How do you not believe this is true?
>>155355211scottish are natural toadiesthey sucked up to us during the height of the empirenow that england is weak, they suck up to the next big guy
>>155355211>true scotsman *american born* on holiday
American blacks were selectively bred to be farm equipment in 100 degree 100% humidity swampland.
>>155355216>>155355248hockey is completely different-naturally favours colder countries-requires significant gear/stadium to play (expensive)>US already has the best professional league in the worldall these factors dont apply to football.>>155355266because I actually watch football outside of the world cup and know there are countries with hundreds of millions of people who care about football and they still cant find 11 retards good enough to even be in contention
>>155355266
>>155355295>>155355295>American blacksFolarin Balogun is from nigeria
>>155354690>tf >tpYou’re a host too, paquito. Why didn’t your Jewess president help your team?
>>155355323There are only a handful of countries with hundreds of millions and people and only two (Brazil, Mexico) give a shit about soccer.
>>155355323Your team literally has an American ngubu starting at Fullback and scored in your gameThat's from one half American ngubu.Imagine if we cared.
>>155355007He’d choke in the knockouts as per usual
>>155355055>>155354869>>155354690New cope dropped: need it or sneed it
>>155355323>N-NO IT'S DIFFERENTThe arguement is if America starts caring it dominates. Americans started to care about hockey and we dominated, just like we are now starting to care about football (gay version) and we raped Paraguay
>>155355358The German team has an American playing on it?
>>155355374>just like we are now starting to care about football (gay version)Let's not go that far. We still don't actually care so much as we like beating up third worlders.
>>155355385Yeah Nathaniel Brown or some shit
>>155355385Yes. Nathaniel Brown. His father is a Black American.
>>155355211The Scots love to suck dick. They are gay trannies by nature. The most left wing country in Europe and their national dress is a skirt.They fumbled colonialism and slavery so bad they bankrupted themselves so the had to voluntarily get merged into the uk which they both suggested and voted for yet larp as oppressed.
>>155355401>>155355404>nathaniel>christian name>playing for the islamic republic of germistanShameful. I hope Trump revokes his passport.
>>155355385HAHAHAHAHAHA OH NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
>>155355411How do you manage to fuck up slavery? Ever Mississippi managed to do it.
Thailand is Israels bitch and you have too many niggers
>>155354690Wait until you see Ronaldo, then the doping games can really begin
>>155355374yes, and the argument doesnt apply to footballalso, you won. not sure if you can call that domination. I dont really think any nation can dominate football, spain came close a couple of years back, but generally the competition is too tight and the margins of victory too slim, the games too volatile. if the US cared they would probably be in contention, along with like 10 other nations. but I dont believe you have a bunch of magic niggas that would be significantly better than anyone else. to believe otherwise is to think there is significant space to improve (physically and technically) at the top. there isn't.
>>155355404So let me met this straight. The German is downplaying Americans, but has an American playing on the German team?!?!
>>155355440The Scots tried to colonise Panama and set up a slave colony there to transport Africans and work there. The Panama colony failed because everyone died of yellow fever.Scotland went broke and lost the investment. They came to England asked to create a union and the Scottish Parliament voted to dissolve and form the uk. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darien_scheme
>>155355494>literally "NO IT DOESN'T COUNT!"hey euros, how do you deal with German bullshit like this?
>>155355494>magic niggasYOU LITERALLY HAVE AN AMERICAN MAGIC NIGGA ON THE GERMAN TEAM
>>155355512Jfc how embarassing.
>>155355520yeah we also suck
>>155355545Just admit it. You were completely and utterly BTFO
>>155355505and the worst part is he even scored for us in the last game kek
>>155355596nah you guys are just retarded.I literally said the us would potentially be contenders, aka among the best teams in the world, but that's not enough. the hypothetical US team MUST be so good it DOMINATES a sport several billion people also try to win. utterly ridiculous and infantile.
>>155355628A random American ngubu nutted in one of your women, and he starts for the German national team.How are you this delusional?
>>155355020Pepi literally didnt do shit, probably the most horrid performance I’ve seen in a long ass time. Only thing he could do was press but he slow as fuck it was embarrassing
>>155355404The Germans are also trying to call up another American too.Noahkai Banks, they're also trying to somehow swindle Mathis Albert at Dortmumd too.Their FA has realized the power of our ngubu seed.
>>155355653and I dont seem him dominate anything except maybe a team that shouldnt be in the world cup in the first placebut whatever, I see the imaginary dominance is very important to the american ego, so keep enjoying your dreams. let me know when they come true.
>>155355199It’s a woman’s game in the US and if we look at how are women are doing … oh they dominate it. Tbh most of the reason it’s considered a woman game is cus if all the diving and flop so if they take that shit out of the game maybe it’s reputation can increase in the US.
>>155355703You should just embrace it. You're clearly in denial. It'll be hilarious when the Germans win the World Cup with an American starting. All Germans will be celebrating meanwhile you will have a meltdown or some schizo shit.
>>155355743>germans>winning the wcNot a chance in hell. America is the clear favorite.
>>155355758The Germans won the last World Cup in the Americas
>>155355743>>155355743I couldnt give less of a shit, what would I be melting down about?I literally said the US has the potential to be among the best teams in the world and you retards act like I'm saying you cant kick a ball straight. You're a big rich country, it's not exactly a mystery. I'm simply not delusional about what it would take to dominate a sport like football, but I'm sure you burgers who tune in every four years have it all figured out.
>>155355792You should stfu before we come over and fuck the rest of your womenMaybe we'll breed all of the Russian out
>>155355808riveting
>>155355337Ameribros, our response? I know we unironically didn't care about WBC historically. But how do you explain the recent lack of domination now that we do care?
soccer sisters.... they're beginning to care...
>>155355781Yeah, and they're substantially worse now while American is substantially better.
>>155354690our blacks are one of the most athletic on the planet, just watch NFL
>>155355908aaron fudge and bryce larper
>>155355908single elimination and innings limits
Today I learned that Canada has hockey on their money.Hahaha wtf and they lost to us Does any country have soccer on their money?
>>155355989oh single elim can make even the better teams lose in close competitions? how interesting.
>>155356015>Does any country have soccer on their money?Probably like 90% of South America. They have no other accomplishments of note.
>>155355808hyuk hyuk you tell 'em Hank!
>>155355700Mathis Albert is an even better prospect than Pulisic was. He's also a born and raised American from LA. If the Germans try and steal him it would be shameful.
>>155356146Post your teeth
>>155355199You got em with this one Chief! Mutts hate being called out.
>>155355908Venezuela was American clay in 2026
>>155356221True. It's why our gas prices are less than half of what they are in yurop. Empire is based.
>>155354661What does have to happen for a game Iran vs. USA?
>>155356374Iran needs to not tie one of the 4 worst teams in the tournament and then get BTFO by Belgium and Egypt. Mission impossible.
>>155354661I want us to do poorly so I don't have to hear the seething>>155354690This is sad. Why complain about stamina after complaining about hydration breaks?
>>155356172Post your dna test
>>155354690Behold, the true power of proper hydration.
*Ahem*I didn't see the US dominate the mighty Tunisia 5 - 1
>>155356501Based ikea
>>155355965>>155355989in other words: cope
>>155355965harper hit a homer in the championship game
>>155356501my cousin :)
>>155354675people are glazing too hard for a draw after parking the bus the entire game. They ain't that bad of a team, they literally eliminated nigeria and camerun to get here.Every single time: team parks the bus. spain can't score, everyone glazes it as if it was the second coming of jesus christ
>>155356721USA literally gave the world the template for this vs Spain in 2009 confederation cup when they eliminated Spain
>>155354690Is it? Rugby players have conditioning similar to that
>>155356770Rugby is much more intermittent, soccer is constant running/jogging.
>>155356770similar to what?Pressing on opponent last third (or first) is very tiring. Doing so for 90 minutes is unheard of.Now the AI is telling me I was imagining things and that Pochettino is a genius that used all 5 subs in such a strategic way that allowed his team to keep the pressure on, and their positioning was so elite that the US actually ran less than Paraguay kek xD
>>155356894constant (with rolling on the ground in pain every 30 seconds)*
>>155356894Now you know the power of hydration breaks
>>155354814*inhales*
>>155354690HOLY TRVKE
>BURGERS ARE PROGRAMMING THE AIs AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHain't even mad lmao
>>155354976So why do Jamaicans KWAB you in every athletic event?
>>155356721>team parks the bus. spain can't scoremore like team park bus, oyarzabal does not touch the ball for OVER THIRTY (TRINTA) MINUTES, spain can't score
>>155355266The only sports you have dominated are>sports that not a lot of people practiceSo you just inject a bunch of money, which you have more than anyone else to waste>sports that only you play, which also happen to be practically turn based with how many pauses there areThere is no single evidence that shows you would dominate sawker
>>155357111>Scottish educationJamaica was a slave colony lmaoThis is why they produce the best sprinters in the world.Youre literally proving the eugenics theory correct.
>>155357146but why would you breed the fastest ngubus? wouldn't they run away from the plantation and thus be unfavorable to >you? make it make sense
>>155357782simple, you don'tyou breed the fittestbesides, no one's outrunning a horse. or a bullet
>>155354661>tranimekys srsly
>>155357782It's an island. The fuck are they going to run to? You're trying to breed the strongest farm equipment with the most endurance to maximize productiveity on a hot day. That's the idea.
>>155358508>>155358652>moving the goalpost
>>155355505Brown has a nigger dad from the US who played the black card and never met him, basically. He was born and raised by his German mother in GermanySame for Malik Tillmann, who plays for the US. And we don’t meme on you for that. You can of course claim rights to all blacks and half-blacks, but that just makes you a niggerloving Nation of niggers
