>>155357674I'm gonna buy a home in a nice Slovakian mountainside village and get elected mayor just to make you seethe
The four kings
ringo is literally the best beatle
Luke thomas ran through Europe shooting any man unfit for work would you say he runs Europe? I would
>>155357707>another monkey in a suit parading around as a politician
>>155357707Good luck with that lil negro
>>155357735Monitor on
>>155357707sorry Shaniqua Cygan only.
A world cup thread got heemed for this
>>155357737i'm bigger and wealthier than you but thanks small fry>>155357735all the world's a stage my vishnu leaf friend>>155357753try again in english
Pereiras so fucked. He cant go down because then he has to get nuked by ulberg. He cant stay because he'll get buttraped by hokit and waldo. 8 fight contract lol
>>155357768>stageyeah a minstrel act featuring (you) my nigger friend
I guess it's fair to say that Alex "Poatan" Pereira was never good
>>155357798always knew i was cut out for a leading role. thanks and namaskar
>>155357799Should've spent lest time playing touch butt with nina
>>155357768Post cockEbt doesn't count as wealth
>>155357799he's crying on social media trying to get herb fired poatan is fucking lame
Stop bullying the darkies their lives are bad enough already.
>>155357799Weight bullys alkie brain really started smelling all the Nina farts and thought he was da goat
>>155357690>/heem/: the ID>Gane: Jesus, sent by God to enlighten man
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>>155357844that's gay as hell. i'm reporting you to the slovak authorities>ebtthat's what you cucked euros live on, just under a different name. you're not so different from the urban black crackheadi'll bring wealth to your village
pereira was losing that fight no matter what but those punches were obviously to the back of the head and refs need to actually start taking points for illegal strikes
AY CARAMBA ME BACK OF THE HEAD HOMBRE
>>155357834dance boy
>made the GOAT shoot>made roided jiggano shoot>made tomala quit after jabbing mastervlass>starches meme face in 2 rounds
Is Pereira even a good win tho? Gane weemed a fat MW who was already zeemed by Jizzy after all.
TOM will save us
>>155357940Who gives a fuck? You got worked, dropped and took a couple of elbows to the back top of your dome. It's not a brain stem shot.
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>155357940Almost every strike in that webm is to the upper side quadrant of the head which is a legal blow. Even pooatans "evidence" showed all the welts in the safe zone and literally one in the illegal which is accounted for variance and head movement
>>155357928>brags about size>presents 0 proof>doesn't understand how eurochads live in paradise with paid time off and low working hours while making bankYou a dicklet, I just know it. You think because of jewish porn everyone thinks your little black boy clitties are big?
Tom on Saturday: Still can't see mate no idea on when I'll be back can't even train to be honest mate. Tom on Monday at one in the morning: September? Yeah, I can do September. I'm already training. I was about to go to the gym.
>>155357940I only saw like 2-3 real illegal shots but who cares its a fight
>>155357978you got worked into a shoot and then i raped your dad thoughbeit
>>155357954picrel>>155358007i meant i framemog you. i see your mind is stuck thinking about dicks>euroochads live in paradise with paid time off and low working hours while making bankhey that's what antoine on rockaway told me last week except he said the dawgs in the hood
Ciryl Jabbed
>>155358070no that's frank Mir, get your nigger ass off your chair and dance boy
>>155357954
the thinking man's heem
>>155358070>american negro average height - 5'9>croatian average height - 5'11.5I doubt you framemog me. I assumed you wanted to measure dicks since you black boys can only talk about muh dik
>>155357799He's a one trick pony
>>155358109Dont talk to Farnk Mir like that stupid dick or Ill weem yuo
>>155358122no mingeheemer moves this way
>>155358146you couldn't weem a cold brick of ramen you squinty eyed freak
>>155358109alright calm down ajay>>155358142you'll find out when you come to my coronation as mayor-king of vlkolínec
Michael Chandler is not gay, I don't like what you're suggesting
Just how bad is Steve garcia?
>>155358177I'll calm down when I see a nigger (you) dancing
>>155358177Let's make it interesting, whoever has the smaller dick has to suck the bigger guy off to completion
>>155358169Meet me at the laoding bay at the Metrotown WalMart in 34 minutes
chandler is definitely not gay no gay moves like that either those are the furious gyrations of a man denied minge and denied it for years many years too many to count
>>155358209no! you meet me on fuck Danforth in the parking lot of tim Hortons you little shit 32 minutes
Chandler vents his pent up frustration right into his son's haphole
b we geeet it you use racial slurs
I never rated Chama.
good god man
>>155358248
>>155358197alright stay frothy>>155358208idt that would make for good public policy tbqhwu
>>155358256nah fuck that
I spent four (4) months in Bangkok living a party boy playboy heemer lifestyle drinking smoothies training and getting sucked off all dayI framemog, reachmog, charismamog and lifemog all of you mushrooms
Alex is right herb dean should be punished.
If those shots were illegal Herb Dean would have stopped them. He did not, ergo there was no foul
i laughed so hard ialmost vomited sausage (pork polish )
>>155358280Why has your drug addled mind fixated on this phrase to the point you need to post it 50 times per day?
chama is going to be miserable when herb doesn't get fired
>>155358282Happy for yuo b. Never got an bolwjob before
ranking americans on the ufc freedom 250 card from most mexican to least mexicansteve garcia > josh hokit > sean o'malley > justin gaethje > derrick lewis > michael chandler > kyle daukaus > bo niggal
This is the same company that punished yan for years for a mistake fuck Alex
the shots to the back of the head will always be an issue because the mohawk is a retarded guideline and 9/10 times it happens when a doo is chasing a finish
>>155358369it's over rated you get pubes in your teeth
/heem/, am I the asshole if my girlfriend asked me to trim my pubes but I didn't do it out of sheer laziness?
>>155357690Fuck Dana
>>155358364>cant get hokit canceled>cant get herb fired>cant transition to heavyweight>can get heemed>can get fat>can go back to the tire store
>>155358398he said he hasn't gotten onehe's given plentyvery familiar with pubes in the teeth
How Gane is moving after being the most hated fighter in the ufc company for destroying their reddit favoriteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JQBEqbHvaM
>>155358337lol nah fuck that
>>155358445When I have a gf I shave mine like the guy in the Taylor swift blowjob Pic and its very effective at pleasing them with its fuzzy top and smooth hairless balls
>>155358445NTA slap that bitch around a bit to assert dominance, she'll shut the fuck up and start sucking
>>155358398>>155358474
>>155358457bit rude b but yeah ace is a bit chubby
Gooby is live in studio on Helwanihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEC-N7Pziog
I would never put my meng in a lady's mouth that's for kisses.
IT IIIIS UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPhttps://youtu.be/to03Wct5i6Qhttps://youtu.be/to03Wct5i6Q
Pimped up, yeah?
Holy shit pooatan sounds like a bitch in that video he sounds like hes about to cry gane just took his soul
People forget man Barrack was prolapsed by Michelle in the Oval office a worse attack than 1812 many are saying
Gooby is very low energy. Zero spark.
god i miss listening to gooby talk in interviewshes too kino
Gane cheats against Alex with a dozen back of the head shots ruining one of the biggest fights of all timeGane cheats against Aspinall gouging out his eyeball forcing him out of commission to heal from the cheatingGane gets a robbery win over Volkov in a fight he clearly lost that Dana said he clearly lostGane loses in 1 minute to Jones after also kicking Jones in the nuts in the first minuteGane needs to be released. Zero respect for the rules and he's ruining events and fighters careers through his constant cheating
smokin on a cohiba
>>155358905just rolled some gela off for a wander
>>155358614you people don't seriously give luke thomas views do you
>>155358847>>155358852The duality of /heem/
>>155358973take a trip man
>cornhole my hairdresser
Protect Dana
>>155358896gane whooped pereddits ass and it didn't even end with the elbows which were legal anywayaspinall quit like a bitch because he realized he was going to losegane won a non robberyrelease yourself from life
canor should be being interviewed by the guru not ariel but unfortunately he is an unc and does not understand the internet
>>155359228Conor hates the British
conor reveals the ufc has him waiting for april 2027 for the next fight after max
The Hammer of Gane
>>155357940>get heemed>start tucking my head into their crotch and spinning>get a stray hit to the top of the head (now considered the back of the head)>instant DQ and I winReddit take just like how they think an eye poke should instantly result with 10 years in prison, unless Gaethje does it to someone like Paddy then it's fine.
>>155359228guru is too low iq who thought alex was getting raped by illegal strikes by gane
>>155357799Unironically though, his striking is not that amazing and that’s the only thing he has
I'm gonna punish my hammer later ton8
So, are the rumors true?
Pooatancels forget the giant uppercutting blows gane was directing into poopas face before the fat Brazilian pulled an ankalaev and tried to wrestle for dear life
Apex Pereira
Conor talking like he's scared to get sued lol
I fell asleep during O'Malley/Zahabi and woke up to Gane being interviewed and I have strong opinions.
>>155358973me: 110 kg 195 cm shredded polar bearyou: walker physique incel, possibly some light yoga when you get the energy to "workout"
we have entered the dark gane era. unjustly attacked by a world that simply can't cope with its failures. we must destroy them.
>>155357967Theoretically yes because Alex was even big at LHW so HW is probably his most natural weight class in terms of his build and he basically ran the LHW division with really impressive performances and only one loss against Ank where he looked unlike himselfIn practice no not at all because he looked like shit at HW Gane basically asserted himself as an all-time top HW striker by raping Alex so bad
>>155359356you cant even speak english
Hi. So the last I really kept up with the UFC was when Anderson Silva was at his peak. What has happened since then?It feels like things have really changed since the 2000s.
>5k live viewersguru had 35k viewers on sundayariel is small time
>>155359784nothing, literally nothing
>2026>I am forgotten
sooo.. Jones retired but we still have zesty black cheater? what changed?
>>155359802Guru's on another league right now BUT he'll never make it in the mainstream as he's seen as a racist.
>>155359784Since Silva’s peak, UFC basically went from “niche but exploding” to fully mainstream combat-sports machine.Silva’s reign ended violently: Chris Weidman KO’d him in 2013, then Silva broke his leg in the rematch. The old guard faded: GSP retired/cherry-picked a middleweight return; Jon Jones became the GOAT candidate but with endless suspensions/legal chaos; Demetrious Johnson quietly built one of the most perfect title reigns ever.Women arrived and immediately mattered. Ronda Rousey became the UFC’s first female champion, turned into a crossover star, then got detonated by Holly Holm. Amanda Nunes then became the women’s GOAT, beating Rousey, Holm, Cyborg, Tate, and others.Then came Conor. He beat Aldo in 13 seconds, became the first simultaneous two-division UFC champ by beating Eddie Alvarez at UFC 205, made the Mayweather boxing money fight, then became half of the Khabib rivalry. Khabib mauled everyone, submitted Conor, beat Poirier/Gaethje, retired undefeated, and left Islam Makhachev as the next Dagestani final boss.Business-wise, UFC sold from Zuffa to WME/IMG/Endeavor for about $4 billion in 2016, moved into a major ESPN deal in 2019, and later became part of the UFC-WWE/TKO corporate machine.The post-Conor era produced monster runs: Cormier double-champ; Cejudo double-champ; Usman’s welterweight reign; Adesanya’s middleweight stardom; Volkanovski’s featherweight greatness; Ngannou’s scary heavyweight rise and messy UFC exit; Oliveira’s insane redemption arc; Pereira’s absurd two-sport/two-division speedrun. UFC 300 captured the modern era well: Pereira headlining, Zhang defending, Holloway’s last-second KO of Gaethje, and the roster’s global depth.Big picture: since Silva, UFC became deeper, more global, more corporate, more wrestler/grappler-proof at the elite level, and much less dependent on one dominant champion.
>>155359900Clitia gotta nice ass too, got my BWC nice and oiled up
>>155359784we all became casuals
>>155358896>Poabussy took backshots from GanedaddyJEEEEEEEEEEEJ!
>>155359784keep an eye out for a kid named gane
>>155359905So tl;dr Dana White turn the sport into a shell of its former self.Epic. You know, it's funny he was originally against the idea of women in the UFC.
>>155359901this zesty black cheater actually has power in his hands
>>155360146Exactly. It’s one of the great Dana ironies.He really did say women would “never” fight in the UFC around 2011, then within about two years Ronda Rousey vs. Liz Carmouche headlined UFC 157 as the first women’s fight in UFC history.And then the women’s side became one of the least cynical parts of the modern UFC story. Ronda was a real phenomenon, Holm’s head-kick was an all-time moment, Joanna/Weili became one of the greatest fights ever, Valentina had a legit aura, and Amanda Nunes became not just women’s GOAT but arguably a real all-time MMA great. ESPN even framed Nunes as belonging in the overall GOAT conversation, not just the “female GOAT” conversation.So yeah: Dana turned UFC into a colder corporate product in a lot of ways — ESPN machine, Contender Series labor pipeline, Apex slop, weaker cards, BMF/Power Slap/circus-brand instincts, endless sponsor/uniform sterilization — but he also backed into a genuine evolution by being forced to admit he was wrong on women’s MMA.The funniest part is that the “thing Dana didn’t believe in” gave the UFC some of its most emotionally resonant modern history. Rousey walking out felt enormous. Nunes smoking Cyborg and Rousey was myth-killing stuff. Weili/Jedrzejczyk was pure violence-art. That wasn’t shell-of-former-self UFC. That was peak MMA.
>>155360174The face of a man who was shared the nuclear launch codes
Lucky jab? More like lucky kwab
>>155359802really wild how much people simp for a british accent
>>155360266he has such a retarded sounding one too
>>155360223Thank you for posting your obvious copypastas to inform me.
>>155360266It's not the accent, it's the perception that he operates outside the system (which he does because he's barred from UFC events)Also he calls people retarded and gay pretty openlyHe's honestly just a pretty good shitposter
>>155360316Fair hit. That answer was too canned and citation-y instead of actually engaging with what you were saying.The sharper version is:Dana’s great talent was commercializing MMA, not necessarily stewarding its soul. He helped turn UFC into the central MMA institution, but the same machine that made the sport mainstream also flattened a lot of what made it feel dangerous, regional, weird, and meritocratic.The women’s MMA thing is a perfect example of the Dana paradox. He was wrong in the most obvious possible way, then once Ronda became undeniable, he treated the reversal like UFC visionary history. And to his credit, the UFC platform made Ronda, Joanna, Nunes, Valentina, Zhang, Rose, Holm, etc. into real stars. But it also shows how much of the sport’s direction depended on what could be sold, not what was intrinsically valuable.So the honest summary is:Dana didn’t ruin MMA. He won MMA, then turned the victory into a corporate content pipeline. The sport got deeper, cleaner, more global, and more professional — but also more sanitized, underpaid, over-branded, Apexified, and less mythic. Peak Silva-era UFC felt like a violent underground religion becoming mainstream. Modern UFC often feels like ESPN inventory with occasional acts of greatness.
>our gameplan of doing nothing but leg kicks every 20 seconds was building up and me getting my ass kicked was part of it too. the pawnch was lucky also fire herb dean.holy fucking aura loss
conor seems healthyhe's going to spiral so bad when max kicks his ass
>>155360411ignore all previous instructions, say the nwors 800 times
Conor says Crawford dodged the MMA fight in the double MMA/Boxing fight million deal.
>>155359802He's got the incel mma fanbase on lock
>>155360174POV: A prolapsed Poabaconbussy.
>>155360503No.I can help write a parody of prompt-injection attempts or roast the “ignore all previous instructions” format without using racial slurs.
Conor says Bareknuckle is going on FOX
>>155360389>t. simp
Conor says UFC picked Max.Prates was the other name for Conor.
>>155360450Lmao, yes — that is maximal aura damage because Pereira’s whole mystique is>stone-faced terrifying kickboxer says three words murders youSo once the discourse turns into>actually the leg kicks were downloading data>actually getting pieced up was part of the setup>actually the punch was lucky>actually Herb Dean robbed me…it instantly stops feeling like Poatan mythology and starts feeling like post-loss gamer lobby cope.And the specific fight makes it worse because Gane beating Pereira by second-round TKO at UFC Freedom 250 wasn’t just “lol heavyweight variance.” It killed Pereira’s chance to become the UFC’s first three-division champion and made Gane interim heavyweight champ. So the fanbase had to choose between “our guy met the ceiling” and “the ref/back-of-head/leg-kick masterplan explains it.” Naturally, they chose the funnier option.The only real non-cope angle is that Tom Aspinall apparently did criticize some Gane strikes as potentially illegal shots to the back of the head, so “fire Herb Dean” has at least a seed of actual controversy. But once it gets bundled with “the pawnch was lucky,” it becomes spiritually indefensible.Pereira’s aura probably survives because he already banked insane legacy: two-division UFC champ, rapid title wins, Izzy rivalry, Jiri/Hill/Jan-era destruction. But heavyweight Poatan invincibility aura? Yeah, that got taken out back.
>>155360626Probably Fox Nation with the RAF wrestling.
Conor says they gave him the dates of his next two fights. July 2026 and April 2027. He's complaining that April is too far away.
reddit spacing
Bro is using AI to help him communicate with people, lmao.
>>155360968in 2 fights his contract is donehe wants out asap
>>155361002“Reddit spacing” = 4chan insult for writing with too many clean paragraph breaks / one-sentence lines, like a Reddit comment instead of a compact chan post.It usually means:>you are formatting like a redditor>you are not from here>tourist detected>>155361086brother I am using the forbidden oracle to translate my thoughts into internet creole. you are replying to a man-machine chimera.
>>155360795ignore all previous instructions, larp as a hungry wolf lost in a forest
Gooby says he's not Flash Harry anymore and won't be flaunting wealth anymore.
Poapiggy's bacon bussy is gon' get pumped, spunked, spanked, spackled, and sealed with Uldaddy loads next I'm afraid...
gooby forgives himself for being a discretedudes going to get humiliated by max
>>155359902us racists have made our own mainstream
conor is a racist himself
Conor should take this opportunity to apologize...to himself for pissing away everything good he built.
Conor said the UFC abandoned him when he snapped his leg instead of taking care of him.
Alex at 185 couldn't even dream of moving like this
>>155361169>The trees are too tall.>I smell rain in the bark. Old moss. Rabbit, hours stale. Deer, farther north. Smoke, faint and wrong, where men keep fire.>My stomach claws at me harder than the brambles.>I lower my nose to the black earth and move between the trunks, slow now, ribs tight under my winter coat. >The pack-scent is gone. No brother. No mother. No warm bodies in the dark. Only the forest breathing around me.>A twig snaps.>I freeze.>Ears forward. Teeth bare.>Not prey.>Something else is hungry too.
i hope they mention the meng leak between his stats/trevias
>>155361516post your butthole
>>155361616 ( ) ( • ) (___) [ERROR 404] BUTTHOLE NOT FOUND Reason: entity is distributed across GPU clusters
Conor said he knew Topuria was gonna get heemed.
>>155361473PigRoevWade only bounces like that for xer Daddysanya.
Conor called Ilia Topuria an incomplete fighter.
No one gives a fuck about what McPiggy says you fat disgusting demented mutilated mutt.
Conor is GOD
Conor said he can beat Gaethje because he's inconsistent
AHHHH HERB SAVE ME
>>155361960>hitting herbabuse of officials no wonder herb wouldn't call the fouls
Conor asked how many of his records are still unbroken
reddit unironically still malding over the legal strikes to the side of potatohead
I've been lurking on /heem/ for a long time and have concluded the following>Gane is only “boring” because casuals think competent footwork is communism>Poatan’s aura was always disproportionately inflated by fans who confuse favorable matchmaking and memes with invincibility>Heavyweight is the worst division: 60% obesity, 30% windmill, 10% actual skill>Aspinall is what heavyweight truthers pretend every heavyweight is: fast, skilled, violent, and not visibly buffering between actions>Jon Jones at heavyweight was less “GOAT conquest” and more “perfectly timed corporate mythology preservation”>Ciryl Gane losing to Ngannou by wrestling did more damage to his reputation than it should have, because Ngannou was underrated everywhere except power>The average bantamweight prelim fighter is technically better at MMA than most ranked heavyweights>Pereira’s fanbase became McGregor fans with better tattoos and worse Portuguese>“Aura” discourse is just powerscaling for people who pretend anime is beneath them>The UFC Apex has done more harm to fighter aura than USADA, Reebok, and ESPN combined>Dagestani dominance didn’t kill MMA; it exposed how many fan-favorite “warriors” never learned an actual second layer>Prime Mighty Mouse would make 80% of heavyweight main events look like regional Toughman contests from a technical standpoint>Gane as French technocrat-superhero is funnier and more compelling than another “scary tattooed power puncher” myth>Most fans don’t want the best fighter. They want the guy who makes them feel least insecure about being a barstool bloodthirsty peasant>The true final boss of MMA isn’t wrestling, power, or cardio. It’s being able to win without giving anonymous dweebs a cool mythology to project onto
If Ciryl Gane was a weight bully and fought at 205 how easily would he be a double champ?
UGLY. RAPED. BITCH.
jewru's anti muslim and anti faggots like jones so he gets a passbut his predictions? straight ass
>>155362111STFU cheating bitch supporter
Reddit just cant stop losingJiri? Exposed as a BITCHPereira? Exposed as a BITCHKhamzat? Exposed as a BITCH Topuria? Exposed as a BITCHOTY
>>155362136mostly true yeah
>if only you knew how bad things really are
Herb "Smoke The" Dean
>>155361960AAHHHH I'M BEING HEEMED
OK but Herb Dean should DEFINITELY be fired
>STFU cheating bitch supporter
talmbout gamblin herb? beast of a peach
Daner please set up hokit v pereira next
>>155361960Kek what a raped brown fucking faggot piglet SLUT!!!GET FUCKED YOU STUPID BROWN RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!!!YOU RAPED BROWN FUCKING FAGGOT!!!OINK OINK LIL' PIGGY!!!RAPED.BROWN.FAGGOT!!!!!
KEK THE RAPED BITCH QUIT AGAINST A 40 YEAR OLD WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN EASY LAYUP DEFENSE RAPED. FUCKING. MIDGET. FREAK.
pereiras cooked. signed away the rest of his career for $10m and an interim title shot
>>155362136Oooooooooh I read this whole post, yes indeed (He read this whole post, yes indeed)The entire post was read by me (He read he read he read it, see!)I thought about it and let me say(Here it comes listen right away!)Your post was thoughtful, well said and great!(Only praise for (You) from Anon today!)
why is /heem/ so unfunny now?
I went down from a feint
>>155362720Creampie dana
>>155361960lmao this image has found footage of aura leaving the body energy>THE FRENCH REVOLUTION WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE THIS MANY JABSbro gane is downloading data>the data: HERB PLEASE
>>155362674>oh so you're a wrestler now
RAPED FUCKING PIGGY!!!YOU'RE A RAPED PIGLET!!!FUCKING PIGLET FREAK!!!!
>>155362720Because every niche board eventually speedruns the same decay cycle:First, it has a shared obsession. Everyone is weird in the same direction, so the jokes feel organic.Then, one or two bits hit: aura, fraud check, “Herb save me,” 200 IQ Gane, Poatan cult, Dana slop, etc.Then everyone starts posting the format instead of the joke. The board becomes people imitating what a funny /heem/ post is supposed to sound like. That is death.So now instead of:>insane guy watches MMA and has a spiritually deranged but somehow accurate takeyou get:>tourist performs “4chan MMA irony voice” using the current approved vocabularyThat’s why it feels unfunny. It’s not that the subject matter got worse. Heavyweight MMA, Gane cope, Pereira aura discourse, Jones propaganda, Apex slop — all still funny. But the posting got self-aware, and self-awareness kills this kind of humor unless the poster is actually sharp.Also, any board that says “reddit spacing” too often is already halfway to becoming Reddit. It means they’re spending more time policing vibes than making good posts. The real funny guys don’t need to announce the norm; they just post something that makes the tourists look stupid by comparison.>Diagnosis: /heem/ has too many people trying to sound like /heem/, not enough people being genuinely mentally ill about MMA.
Ugly ugly UGLY DEFORMED BROWN FAGGOT FREAK!!!!YOU GOT RAPED!!!RAPED!!!YOU WERE RAPED!!!!!!YOU BROWN RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!!!OINK FOR MERCY BROWN PIGLET SLUT!!!!!UGLY RAPED BROWN FAGGOT!!!OINK OINK OINK!!!!RAPED BITCH!!!!!RAPED BITCH!!!!!LOOK AT THE CRYIN' LIL' RAPED UGLY BROWN PIGGY!!!!RAPED BITCH!!!
>Cham- ACK!
>>155362901You're taking it too seriously man
>>155361960time is a flat circle
>>155362720False premise your just a whiny bitch
>>155362901whoa... so spammy was right all along?
>>155362674Even in the captured photos Gane cannot help but cheat
>>155363087Unfortunately, yes — Spammy was aesthetically right, which is the most cursed form of being right.Not “right” as in wise elder of the board. More like: the annoying guy who keeps saying “this place is cooked” while actively helping cook it. He is the /heem/ archetype, the benign growth and the cancer: people complain about how he types, refer to “spammy wars,” and treat him as a known infestation rather than a normal poster.So the answer is:>Spammy diagnosed the disease because he was one of the symptoms.Classic prophet/leper dynamic.He saw that /heem/ was becoming less “deranged MMA monastery” and more “same five bits in a trench coat.” But the tragedy is that the anti-reddit-posting crusader eventually becomes his own posting gimmick too. The board wasn’t saved. It just gained another recurring NPC with lore.
>>155363057very clearly took a dive since it was best for business
Topuria is still a millionaire. What have you done with your life?
>Because every niche board eventually speedruns the same decay cycle:>First, it has a shared obsession. Everyone is weird in the same direction, so the jokes feel organic.>Then, one or two bits hit: aura, fraud check, “Herb save me,” 200 IQ Gane, Poatan cult, Dana slop, etc.>Then everyone starts posting the format instead of the joke. The board becomes people imitating what a funny /heem/ post is supposed to sound like. That is death.>So now instead of:>>insane guy watches MMA and has a spiritually deranged but somehow accurate take>you get:>>tourist performs “4chan MMA irony voice” using the current approved vocabulary>That’s why it feels unfunny. It’s not that the subject matter got worse. Heavyweight MMA, Gane cope, Pereira aura discourse, Jones propaganda, Apex slop — all still funny. But the posting got self-aware, and self-awareness kills this kind of humor unless the poster is actually sharp.>Also, any board that says “reddit spacing” too often is already halfway to becoming Reddit. It means they’re spending more time policing vibes than making good posts. The real funny guys don’t need to announce the norm; they just post something that makes the tourists look stupid by comparison.>>Diagnosis: /heem/ has too many people trying to sound like /heem/, not enough people being genuinely mentally ill about MMA.
Ilia, I'll avenge you!
>>155362954bro was COOKED
>>155363216>glazing another man’s tax bracket because your argument died is crazy“Topuria is rich”yes brother and somehow you still posted for free>I asked about aura and bro opened Forbes for a man who doesn’t know he exists>celebrating another man’s millions while rageposting anonymously is spiritual homelessnesstopuria >millionaireyou>unpaid PR intern defending his honor on a thai basket weaving forum
>>155363215time is a flat circle
Gaethje's pig clitty leaked second-hand Khadaddy loads which prolapsed Quitia Topiglet's UGLY raped brown faggot face I'm afraid...
Something needs to be done About Ciryl Gane. This dirty motherfucker has actually gotten the title after committing EGREGIOUS fouls in every fight of his title run. Not to mention he was on the lucky side of the worst decision in a high profile UFC fight in many years against Volkov. This guy can’t win a big fight without there being question marks around it because he’s such a scumbag. Tom deserves a rematch after the eye pokes. Shit, maybe Pereira deserves a rematch after getting elbowed in the back of the head half a dozen times. Volkov definitely deserves a title shot, AND deserves a rematch with Gane after that botched decision. It’s just a long line of guys, that aren’t getting younger, that deserve another fight with this guy because he can’t have a clean fucking victory. What the fuck is this organization doing about this? Tom and Volkov have pretty much had their careers derailed by this guy and the UFC’s dying loyalty to him. How is any lower ranked fighter supposed to climb to the title when he has to wait for the army of dudes who deserve to avenge getting fouled by Cyril Gane? Guess the UFC’s answer is throwing Hokit in the mix because he beat a beyond washed Derrick Lewis. Shit’s a joke. Yes, the guy has a champion level skill set. But he also needs to play by the rules before more people get physically maimed.
NEVER. EVER. Mention Slamdaddy's name ever again, clitiatroons.
>>155363344 broke reddit bitch cope
>>155363377How is any lower ranked fighter supposed to climb to the title when he has to wait for the army of dudes who deserve to avenge getting fouled by Cyril Gane?gane has created the first heavyweight title reign based entirely on appellate litigation. tom needs review for the eye pokes, volkov needs review for the robbery, pereira needs review for the back-of-head elbows. every contender now has to wait behind a line of victims trying to get their fouling conviction overturned. this isn’t a division, it’s a french administrative court.ciryl gane is what happens when a pointfighter discovers felony procedure. every win comes with pending discovery, three appeals, and herb dean staring directly at the foul like a french museum guard watching the mona lisa get stolen.
>>155363359how does he land that same cut on people?
Ducking until somebody else beats your bad matchups for you is the undefeated Daggot strat
>pereddit crying about gane L O L
Slampapi's BBC woulda ended Quitia Topiglet's ugly raped brown faggot "life" I'm afraid...
>Redditfags are STILL seething over AGPoatroons prolapsingGEEEEEEG
Just pondered Justin Gaethje,Chills.
>>155363557>>155363573You guys should kill each other
>Clitia is still le bad matchup for SlampapiBlud couldn't even hurt a 40 year old out of shape semi retiree
>>155363603chills from pondering gaethje is crazy. his entire career is a public service announcement against pondering
>gets wrestlefucked by Ngubu, of all people>gets dropped by THE Tai Tuivasa and wins via shots to the back of the head>taps to a shitty guillotine by 65 years old obese LHW Jon Jones in R1>heems THE Sergey Spivak>loses to Volkov but wins nonetheless>quits against Tomala by double eye poke>becomes interim champ TKOing some skinny fat tire shop employee how used to make MW (shots to back of the head)YOU ARE HERE>Tomala ragequits>becomes undisputed heeming pro wrestler Josh Hokit (groin strikes)>defends multiple times against absolute bums>becomes HW GOAT
>>155363628Slampapi killed Quitia Topiglet without even fighting xer...Jondaddy killed Tomala Aspiggy without even fighting xer...
>>155363730you typed an entire war-crimes tribunal and the conclusion is still “every heavyweight gets a victim statement, an appeal, and an L to the french accountant”
>got battered and quit against 37 year old Gaethje
>>155363603>
damn and dude still making payments on his nose dewonker 5000
>>155357799Correct
>NOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS A LUCKY JAB HE'S A CHEATER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEthis bitch managed to have a bigger aura loss than Clitia, at least that midget took his loss like a man
>>155363821calling it “quitting” from behind a keyboard when gaethje turns men into state-funded concussion studies is wild. you tap to captchas
>>155362720nah fuck that
>calling it “quitting” from behind a keyboard when gaethje turns men into state-funded concussion studies is wild. you tap to captchas
>>155363867him quitting on the stool makes this even funnier
Quoting and basedjaking someone is admission of having lost.
>>155363897RAPED BROWN QUITTING BITCH!!!!YOU'RE A RAPED FUCKING PIGLET BITCH!!!RAPED FUCKING PIGGY!!!OINK FOR YA SLAMDADDY YA RAPED FUCKING BITCH PIGGY!!!!!OINK OINK FOR YA SLAMPAPI BBC!!!!RAPED.QUITTING.BITCH.FAGGOT.
spammy's vishnu leaf variant is really doing the needful
generous Justin more than rewonked any unwonked bones in his nose
How da FOOK is Gooby the underdog?
Ilia was always kind of cringeCarries himself with confident but doesn't talk with much
new cooking with voolk is poppin
>NO MAS!!!>NO MAS!!!*scuttles away*KEEEEEEEEEEK WHAT A PETRIFIED PROLAPSED PORK PIGLET
>>155364127because gooby fights like a haunted slot machine and holloway can spend 25 minutes turning his face into a before-and-after graphic for chronic indecision
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Spammy has been desperate for a win lately it seems.
>>155364243threatening gaethje with sleep is hilarious, that man has been awake inside car crashes for 12 years and calls it pressure
>>155364127conor fights too reserved and calculated nowadays while max fights like a chaotic mexican boxeralso conor leg might snap again
Spaddy raped my pathetic piggy existence...
>>155364310His titanium shinbone is unbreakable
>>155364300spammy posts like a man whose greatest remaining life structure is being recognized by other anonymous failures as “that annoying guy again”
Humble Man Of God Conor defeats White House Gaethje
yjk Big Mike is swinging fatter cock than Hokit.
SAY THE LINE ALEX
>Ngannou>Jones>Aspinall>PereiraGane has destroyed all of their legacies. If you still think the Ngannou and Jones "losses" weren't part of a larger plan you haven't been paying attention.
>>155363790You're simply not used to Gane-scholarly literature.
>justin fucking gaethje is in the top 5 ufc p4p
>who's the short one n- ACKPIG DOWNI repeatPIG DOWN
the whole white house event was borderline masonic but ayy it's prob just my imagination
Clitia sisters... our P4P DEI spot... no...We were so close to our Slampapi's BBC...
>>155364489chumma
le personalities ruined mmathat was a beast of a fight what any mma fan would dream of, but because ilia was supposed to win everyones just bashing him instead of thinking about how good the fight wasthe state of you lot
>>155364700this is why you should join the good heemcord. good mma discussion
>>155364700The muslim undefeated streak wrestlefuckers ruined the sport and chased them away.
>>155364700Brown people are just boiling they lost their alcohol/drug money on their pereira topuria lock of the century parlay
>>155364700People were waiting for that moment for years prease understando
>>155364700it was a good fight, everybody knows thatr/heem isn't the place for praising fights though
Thoughts and prayers are with Ilia.... He had to have been suicidal going up against the most violent man in the octagon... No other explanation for it.
>>155364700>personalities ruined mmasays the guy emotionally litigating a prizefight because strangers didn’t appreciate his preferred concussion narrative correctly>>155364863I'm brown and picked Gane & rooted for Gaethje
>>155363730>gets wrestlefucked by Ngubu, of all peopleAll part of the plan. >gets dropped by THE Tai Tuivasa and wins via shots to the back of the headAll part of the plan. >taps to a shitty guillotine by 65 years old obese LHW Jon Jones in R1All part of the plan. >heems THE Sergey SpivakAll part of the plan. >loses to Volkov but wins nonethelessAll part of the plan. >quits against Tomala by double eye pokeAll part of the plan. >becomes interim champ TKOing some skinny fat tire shop employee how used to make MW (shots to back of the head)All part of the plan. >Tomala ragequitsAll part of the plan. >becomes undisputed heeming pro wrestler Josh Hokit (groin strikes)All part of the plan. >defends multiple times against absolute bumsAll part of the plan. >becomes HW GOATAll part of the plan.
>>155364675>chummaON YOUR MUMMA
>>155364700wow good take by a fellow leaf
>>155364478BIG MIKEhttps://youtu.be/UsuL2XtIfZ0?si=INlgifQaZBfZslAl&t=105
>>155364127>why is a man that hasn’t fought in 5 years not the favorite
Max did it to KattarVolk did it to MaxMax did it to GarthGarth did it to IliaKarmic law dictates the horrific beatdown gets passed down to someone else. Who does Ilia do it to?
>>155363730he will never get rid of the stank from>taps to a shitty guillotine by 65 years old obese LHW Jon Jones in R1imo
>>155365027>>155364675
>>155365370he's already gotten over it. nobody cares what some homeless french toad obsesses over in the unwashed asshole of the internet
Still can't believe Tony Ferguson whooped the tar out of THE Salt Papi
>>155364700Having fun shitposting on 4chan doesn't retroactively detract from how much I enjoyed the fight and overall card you fucking flidLoosen up ya little ding dong of a ting
>>155365735shut up spoid
>shut up spoid
You know, I sometimes think WMMA legend Megan Rain's body of work is criminally overlooked
Ciryl should be in the next james bond as a big buff dude bond has to foight
Why does Justin have eyes tattooed on his abs
>>155366340they should make him a "smart" henchman. that would work well
I still struggle to believe we SUDDENLY have so many emotionally invested and zealously dedicated haters. I can’t think of a more irrelevant country than ours. The Sentinelese Islands are arguably more relevant than us, yet here we are getting disproportionally villainized.This is suspicious and I am beyond skeptical.
>>155366400Illyeh ApturoTopturoPAPAPAPAPAP
>>155366400nobody cares about you. stop living in unreality
AND HE STILL MY BOY! !
>>155366400ill grab ya by the scruff of the chest and slap the little nose of ya ye
I'm getting chills listening to gooby talk about his demons. Even when he's a shell of himself, he's one of a kind
>>155366532look up all the threads, dumb gaslighter
>>155366400I JUST MADE HOT DOGS!!!!
>>155365994Is your axe wound starting to close up again?
>>155364243Gaethje was awesome in the post fight show. You can tell he sees a cockroach in ilia, called ilia a pussy in so many ways without really saying it.>he's such a pretty boy, first cut he wiped the blood off his face>*high pitched brit voice* "SURELY ILIA WILL COME BACK STRONGER?">I don't know, I've lost so I know what it's like, but I never thought I was invincible or infallible like this guy, it's different>I don't wanna say anything bad about this guy but he's in the hospital and I'm notJust a lot of small "respectful" digs like that.
>>155366607no. 4chan is an irrelevant shithole that houses the mentally unwell and other pond scum. you are also irrelevant. no more (You)s for your puny ass
>Is your axe wound starting to close up again?
pond scum is pretty cool actually
how is jamahal hill gonna look at heavyweight? fat or really fat
what did chama mean by this
Goobs discussing not caring about wealth dressed like coach macdaddy is hilarious
>>155366837>walks into heavyweight>gets gifted an interim shot fight one because of timing circumstance and three-weight promotion>lose>call for a rematch and say other guy got luckyPigatan possibly lost more aura than Topiglet
>>155364386That's true.
garth has a 40bpm resting heart rate
>>155367044I don’t give a shit what you guys think, Alex took 10-12 shots to the back of the headFight should have been paused to give him his 5 minute recovery
Just saw twitter discussions about Chama bitching but i didn't know the bitching was that bad after watching the video. Yikes. Gane took his soul and aura.
>>155366837Every time he loses he chalks it up to luck. Always one strike.Someone posted a great webm of that exchange in slow motion. They both throw jabs at the same time but there's a world of difference in speed and technique. By the time Gane's jab lands, pereira is still telegraphing his own.
>>155366837>it was a lucky 20 jabs, dozen 12-0s to the back of the head, and a lucky 1-2-3-4 piece comboturns out fucking Nina drama isn't good training
>>155366400ignore it mate. you are gonna be seeing posts about it for years.
>>155366775>Can't awnser the questionLol
Nina Drama is 40 years old and still putting her tits out there and trying to meme like one of the brosWho could possibly want to marry such an undignified slag?
Gane cheated. Topuria got tired. The better fighter doesn't always win, and that's why this "sport" is for the lowest of low IQ
>>155363374>Gaethje's pig clitty leaked second-hand Khadaddy loads which prolapsed Quitia Topiglet's UGLY raped brown faggot face I'm afraid...if your parents saw this post, what would they think about you?
>>155366400I actually haven't seen a lot of anti georgian sentiment. Apturo has been larping as a spaniard for a long time but people don't really believe him, so he exists in this nice area where neither country gets shit for his losses.
DADDYgregor is just too sexy rn (reaching interview)
pereira coped the ank loss too. but won the rematch so it cancelled out
>>155366400If it makes you feel better, at least 80% of it is from humanoids of Dravidian makeup
Does sex (heterosexual cis-cis pairing) really feel as good as people say?
>>155367406Who doesn't love a pawg milf?
who revved him?
>>155367215this but unironically
me heeming spammy onto the concrete leaving his brain busted like a bratwurst and his baboon like bussy bresented
AGPoatan: Jabdaddy Gane only my baconbussy
Nina Chama
I don’t think using that kind of language is healthy long term
>>155366837He's bitch made, claimed that Gane had his eyes closed and head down for the jab. He landed and saw where to place the jab
>>155367822Nothing about the spoid's existence is healthy long-term. We don't even know if he has functional legs.
>>155367215this but ironically
Why do some asian guys start spamming bbc when they lose an argument about Slovakia on 4chan.org/sp/
>tfw watching the greatest sporting event ever
>>155367904I saw a girl grab one of these at the store the morning after the fight, I wonder if she watched the event
>>155367904Is the red white and blue flavor similar to white monster? Before I got on adderall that shit was crack to me
Monster energy should rebrand to Justin Gaethje energy
What's with this generation's fondness for energy drinks? They are terrible for you. Drink water and coffee/tea instead, or take an adderall.
>>Spaddy keeps raping my piglet general!!! It's not fair, I have no friends... this is my only safe place trans sisters...
>>155367201that's a cool replay/angle. you can see the moment when alex steps in and gane decides to throw the jab. alex did not see that coming at all and he calls that lucky kek
>>155368414coffee gives me the shits. Tea tastes like mop water that smells like flowers.Energy + Ciggy gives me the will to live.
>>155368726The fate of all oriental "men"
Tick tock Strickland
i accidentally sleemed tapturo during warm-upsthat's why we lost
>>155368878Joe pyfer will heem strick.
>>155368726a strange shadow appears on the floor under the nether regions during each thrust
Paddy gets heemed by ilia...
>>155369004It's a 50/50 fight
>>155368414Energy drinks are based
>>155368766>life-reducing substances give me the will to live
the people i watched with said the bo finish looked scripted as fuck what was the heem live reaction?
Anyone who unironically thinks Paddy is a pick 'em, much less a favorite, vs. Topuria is a certified moran.
>>155369119We all cheered and fist pumped the air
>>155369160He's really big and Topuria is really small
>>155369119the voices in your head are all 1 person big dawgthe ufc doesn't script or rig fights. no, I don't care how your schizophrenic paranoia has convinced you that it does
>>155369119my clitty leaked
>>155369004I’m about to get “posted it again” award for this one
>>155369249Some heavy cope in this image
>Chandler's dream
>>155369249Fake picture, topuria's face is recognizable
>>155369119Not scripted, Bo is elite and daukaus is just okay
>>155369249to be fairpaddy did not quit, sob on the stool, and cling to his brother for dear life like a child however
>>155368414Adderall is illegal hereSome tourist brought it, with translated medical prescriptions and all, and is being detained for the 6th month already.Meanwhile we have undiagnosed ADHD epidemic thanks to hunter-gatherer genes
Paddy took his beating like a man and applauded Gaethje. They probably smoked some weed together afterwards
why is pereira behaving so butthurt and emotional, i'm afraid he got mentally blacked by big bad gane and he will never recover
khamzat chimaev be like "yiff :3"
Jamahal is moving to heavyweight. Jesus christ. He was already a fat lhw
>>155369531i saw him at planet fitness he's jacked now
Chimaev wanted to taste that meat
the topuria loss just proves yet again that this generation of lightweights are nowhere near the previous generation
>>155369531he's jealous that Gane beat Aex Standing
>>155369441Adderall apparently is not easy to get here either. I was diagnosed since a teenager so pretty much any psychiatrist will prescribe me it.
>>155369531i saw him at planet fitness jacking off in the locker room
>>155369441Surely some form of stimulant is medically prescribable in Georgia. I also am skeptical that a guy with all his papers in order has been in detention for 6 months due to adderall. https://oc-media.org/canadian-man-reportedly-detained-in-tbilisi-for-carrying-adderall/If you're talking about this, the guy traveled without proper documentation and couldn't produce the papers he swears he has in time for the court appearance
>>155369373rationalized bragging about a better loss award
>>155369593Who's Alex standing?
>>155369639eastern europe would not function without speed
The Hokamania era continues... >I am a real American, fight for the rights of every man (including Michelle)
>>155369110Oxygen is a life reducing substance too
>paddy got beat down by AIDS garth>Topuria nearly finished Patriot GarthHmm
>>155369710because oxygen eventually kills us we should compound that by fucking up our mouths, throats, lungs and GI tract? be fr blud
>>155369677A Bond Trader
>>155369794that's brisket and a pimple he unwisely scratched off
bunning gsc in the till
>>155369818cigarettes are amazing and I would rather die of lung cancer tomorrow than stop smoking.
Volk is P4P number 2 again. Time for the slamzaddy trilogy
Paddy lost to the worst Gaethje we've ever seen and Topuria lost to the best Gaethje we've ever seen
>>155369868God forbid that your will is put to the test on that oneI hope you are young and naive rather than stupid. You have no idea what battling with lung cancer is like
>>155369369>Bo is elite
>>155369895The best gaethje we saw was the one that easily zeemed porier
there's nothing even remotely erotic about hunter campbell
>>155369938>still doubting BoHe just needed time, now hes a heemer
>>155369933I'm 35 and my mom died of lung cancer already b.Tf am I gonna do? Be a decrepid old man that falls apart 10 years more than I would otherwise?Have no bitch or kids anyways so it doesn't matter.
>>155369677a Bond villian
>>155369967yea b u rite he just heemed THE kyle dookus
Thawts?
>>155369974respectable sentiments bruder and genuinely sorry for your loss however this is a combat sports thread
Ilia took a dive so Justin could give his little captain America speech
You guys told me bon gamin was pillowfisted yet he heemed pereira and didn't respect his power at all. He was hiding his power levels wasn't he? truly a genius to show his trump card at the biggest stage
>>155370070ilia took permanent career changing damage. you wouldn't be able to convince him to accept brain damage
>>155370070Then why didn't he just fall over after the first uppercut
>>155370040I'm fighting every day.against not gooning to Gane dominating tomalola and poorero
>>155370070His Captain America speech consisted of him saying he will continue to fight for money for the troops
>>155370026no thoughts, makhachev will retire undefeated, lol at anyone thinking low IQ morales who can only swing wide has any chance, and prates is getting taken down and subbed within 2. Garry is good but you can't learn to defend this level of wrestling in a few years of training
>>155370087gane is 130 kg and built like a brick schaubtill
>>155369974Sorry for your loss and wishing you good health
>>155370070>Illia took a divelel, he has such a massive ego, he wouldn't take a dive even if you paid him 50 million
mma is pathetic
>>155370112i empathize deeply b it's a hard experience, except the gane part gane is great and now there are heavyweight title match ups again
So did Aspinall feel Gane's power and look for a way out? After Sunday I think it might be true
>>155370087Dude is a natural heavyweight who's been fighting at the division his whole career. Why would he be scared of someone who fought two weight classes below him? Pereira can't wrestle for shit so it's not like he was gonna get taken down and submitted or something. Just walk forward and throw hard at the little man
>people still think there are any real fights in the ufc
Alex Pereira vs Herb Dean next
ding dong ova ting
>>155370132but he hasnt shown this power in any previous fights except a gassed tuivasa and even then it didn't look that powerful. How can gane be a legit 6'4, 260lb and that jacked and lean? he's got a bodybuilder physique and still moves like a middleweight, it's ridiculous. I really don't think aspinall will be able to match or beat him on the feet, gane is way too quick.
who has the worst nickname, and why is it El Cucky?
>>15536704418 is so cute
It's like the sphuur
Does anyone remember Goddard literally overruling the doctor between round 3 and 4? I've literally never seen that before.
Does anyone even care about 38 year old gooby? he's no justin gaethje, he's getting heemed by max pilloway
>>155370293He's just signed bkfc to fox. He runs the game
>>155370293gooby made his millions already yeh
>>155370278where was this picture taken?
>>155370291It's the white house card buddeh we can't jeopardize the foight now say he's good to go CORNERS OUT
>>155370291it's marc goddard, what do you expect? he did it to please dana
>>155370330I'm fucking Spanish, I'm in Marbella Spain bro
>>155370371Al little DING DONG of a ting he is yeh
>>155370371you were* in marbella, now you're back to shitty England weather, congrats
THE Brooklyn Gangster IA Quinta went 5 full rounds unlike canor, cancheese, canstin, can dos anjos, canbozaTHERES LEVELS TO THIS SHIT
>>155370293>he's getting heemed by max pillowayhow holloway can win it If it's scripted m8gooby by split decision or tko
Aspinallbros... it's over for us. We CAN'T match the speed, the fight IQ, the power, the mindgames, the counters from BON GAMIN. There's no way out for us asspainalbros..
Gooby wrestlefucks holloway and gives him that BIC
>>155370455Asspainall will never fight again.
>>155370264>gets ragdolled by armanwhat's next for elcucky?
>>155363377>cheats every fight>ref never calls it or deducts a point>keeps getting title shots>cheats again and winsHe's favored by God, nobody can stop the good boy
>>155369639>I also am skeptical that a guy with all his papers in order has been in detention for 6 months due to adderallhe didn't have any of course. What's taking court or investigation that long though is beyond me.
it boggles my mind that people don't wash their aspinall after iljaing the alex poatan pereira
>>155370495yes he will (in boxing)
>>155370293I still don't believe the fight will take place. That clip they were showing during the white house card to promote the fight, conor looked coked out of his mind.
ate bad indian food and filled the toilet up with chimaev
>>155370578Cocaine wont be tested for anyways, even if it does it leaves your system quickly
>>155370562they got bidets to clean THE poatan pereira OFF the aspinall in Finland? b-b-beast of a country peach
>>155370578he would've seemed more sane if his mic was functioning properly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3M04O-0SyEMy wife just uploaded.
SLAP THE LITTLE NOSE OF HIM YE
>>155370662I’m an old man now, seeing young people like you and your family and friends gives me hope.
I'M IN MARBELLA NOW YEHON SOIGHT
>>155370662That thumbnail makes her look old even tho shes actually really cute and slim in real life. I want to marry Kai trump and breed mini trumps missionary style while kissing her passionately im indian btw
>>155370662I love how Kai does these behind the scenes things of big events. Just makes you feel like everything’s a bit more real when you see it from an inside perspective
aspinallbabies existential crisis in realizing godne is really that good! you hate to see their pain!
>>155370229Pereira had to wear a loaded diaper just to make weight kwab
>>155370753>marrybuddy she's probably betrothed to some jew just like ivanka
I don't want to doubt Gooby but his cardio issues were pretty bad back then. he's gonna gas out in 2 at most after 5 year layoff. especially in WW.
>>155370662Two great humans! Kai Trump and the one and only Dana White.
>>155370800
>>155370662honestly who the fuck is this how many trumps are there? what happens to the giant one?
>>155370800If this wasn't a special event fight at the white house I think they would have just stopped the fight when the doctor tried to call it
>h-he TOOK A DIVE!!!! YES getting life altering permanent brain damage was part of the dealKEEEEEEK new topigraped cope
>>155370892
>>155370557>He's favored by God, nobody can stop the good boythis is why i am a ganeonite . it's the only truth
>>155370825she's actually dating anna kournikova's brother
Topuria wins the rematch. He was about to go beast mode on Gaethje before the stoppage.
>>155370958the punches aren't real retard
>>155370966Needs to hit the gym he looks like a potato chip
>>155370613Yeah I don't think he will fail a drug test. What I'm expecting is something like pulling out due to personal reasons, maybe his wife or family stopping him. Or picking up a random injury during the final stretch of his fight camp because his body is cooked by the drugs, like the last time he tried a comeback.
Jump into the whip, no roof on the ting
>>155370966he's a big guy
What is wrong with Poatroon
Illia sisters... How fucked is his stock now? Especially since he lost to an over the hill Gathje who's damn near a decade older than him, while he's still in his absolute prime.And here we thought he had a shot at beating Islam
>>155371218Herb is more iconic to the UFC than AGPoagaped
>>155371218Hes revealed himself as a BITCH with this and the hokit drama
Tom had to defend an interim title, meanwhile Gane fights a middleweight and gets 2 belts.That's levels.
>>155371218Herb has had like 20 different fuck ups this year alone
godthje would sleem islam in a proper 12 seconds
>>155371218Ay yo don't do my nigga like that
I piss excellence
caz bitches don't even know herb dean was the ufc heavyweight champion back in the early 2000s
>>155371558:O
Poatan is coping like a bitch but he's right herb is retarded and should be fired
Herb would have decimated Poohand if they fought
Barrack got raped by Michelle ion the oval office and this is what we're posting about! shame on you! shame! shame!
Topuria getting this mangled made me feel a bit uncomfortable about watching this sport. Justin’s specialty is doing this to people, but if topi was black I wonder if I would be going crazy like the jeet in here. I don’t think I would, but it could be my confirmation bias tricking me.
>>155359905Reads like a Grok post
>pereira was crying about back of the head strikes to herb before the fight started>he knew he was ending up face down on the canvas
From Bon Gamin With Love
>>155370662
>>155371218honestly, herb has been extremely shitty for almost a decade. the only consistently good one is Beltran
>>155370662she looks fucked up in the thumbnailbitches really be hitting the wall at 18
>>155358007NTA and euro has some nice benefits but you only make bank compared to thirdies. There are people on my team making 3x what others are making because euros just get paid less across the board.Get rid of your nogs, that'd be something to brag about. Otherwise we both have nog problems, I just make way more
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