Why do americans have training camps where snakes live nearby? We don't do that in Germany
>>155359709Because there are venomous snakes in nearly every state.
>>155359709Welcome to the new world bitch
not even the most dangerous predator in america
>>155359709VE DON'T DU ZAT EIN GERMANY
>>155360037This. Our venomous snakes are the most chill of anywhere in this hemisphere. They're even nice enough to loudly warn you before they're going to kill you.
>>155359709>getting bitten by snakes?>NEIN! VE DON'T DO ZAT IN DEUTSCHLAND!
>>155359709>but yes of course i respect people living around dangerous animals!
>>155359709We have killed off all sorts of "dangerous" animals here over the centuries.There used to be lions in Europe even, but our ancestors killed them to extinction.Although wolves are making bit of a comeback currently, but they're not a threat for humans in most cases anyway.Americans are just letting everything "as is" it seems.
>>155360333>Americans are just letting everything "as is" it seemsWhy wouldn't we? All they do it sit on a rock and sleep 20 hours a day and then once every 2 weeks eat a mouse. They're literally less dangerous than the former farm equipment by orders of magnitude.
>>155360314kek
>>155360333>Bee, wasp, and hornet stings in Europe: ~73 deaths/year.>Venomous snake bites in the U.S.: ~5 deaths/year.
>>155360333most compassionate german
>>155359709Vat aboot ein Brazil
>rattles in your path
Pavement apes are the ones to worry about
>>155360538What about the aligators down in Florida?I must admit I'm somewhat scared of those fuckers. The way they just lay there most of the time without any sort of motion only to then suddenly attack with their big ass mouths.Fuck those creatures desu
>>155360992They are literally harmless unless you step on one like a retard. They don't want anything to do with humans, they are swamp puppies.
>>155359709Funny meme
>>155360333Americans (ranchers) drove wolves completely out of the continental USA and tried to do the same with coyotes but they are quite resilient. They have reintroduced wolves into Yellowstone.
>>155360037the most dangerous predator in europe is the sunypeepo can't handle the heat
>>155361087Do they flee if you run up to them?
>>155359709why don't they have that in GERMANY?
>>155361191Yes, if they see you they will jump in the water and swim away. There are golf courses with gators laying all over the place. The only danger is idiots jumping into a swamp and stomping on the alligators head and he reacts with a bite.
>>155360735/thread
>>155360992Alligators mostly eat small shit like fish and birds. You would have to do the dumbest shit imaginable, ot actively try to piss one off, to get bitten. They are afraid of people.
>>155359709The Copperhead isn't that venomous, I'd hate to see how he'd fare in Australia
>>155360992you have nothing to worry about unless you are a fish or a small dog.
>>155361087They kill people. Dogs and children especially.
>>155360589The most dangerous animals we have over here are actually ticks who can give you Lyme disease or encephalitis.
>>155361631I thought it was the domestic cow. They kill about 5 people a year in the UK.
>>155360333I respect americans all of a sudden
>>155361805we keep them fenced in normally
>>155361805How many of that total is drunk Welshmen trying to fuck it?
>>155359709Why do you still have wildlife? we don't do that in germanyWe killed all animals and cut down all forests in germany
The American Pavement Ape kills 15,000 per year. Watch out for them.
The actual biggest threat in the woods are mountain lions. They will actually stalk you. Wolves will too, but it's more territorial. Black bears are just big dogs, Brown bears are mean and territorial. If you run into a mama Grizz, and she has cubs and she gets mad...you are fucked.
>>155362090That's sheep. Cows usually kill walkers crossing their fields. They get spooked, stampede and trample you.
>>155362157>cut down all forests in germanyWrong, we don't do that in Germany
>>155361631>>155361805We also have wild boars, foxes and raccoons in Germany which can be dangerous. Wild boars can transmit the african pig plague. Rabies basically doesn't exist in Germany anymore though.
>>155361191yeah they are pretty chill
>>155360037you lost tranny
>>155362434best boi
>>155362346We have a terrible Wild Boar problem here (midwest). We have to hunt them in helicopters and kill as many as possible. They reproduce so fast and can destroy an entire garden or field of crops in no time at all. They are the jerks of the animal world.
>>155362521Another reason alligators are brotier. They eat those fuckers.
>>155362434>pic related: me and my bitch
>>155361630yes, children and dogs are confirmed retards
>>155362597my girlfriend introducing me to her friends
>>155362434Does that count as a sex doll for them
>>155360293Cottonmouths are aggressive cunts that will actively chase people who are trying to get away from them. They also drop down from trees, the cunts.
>>155360333>We have killed off all sorts of "dangerous" animals here over the centuries.yet Rudiger is still alive
>>155362789hmmm idkgermany asking the real questions
Swans are a real menace for kayakers but i don't think they ever killed someone
>>155363048>>155362789They mate underwater usually. Homeboys just getting a tan.
>>155360037That prize goes to dogmen (plural form of dogman) yeah they exist.
>>155361087Hard to avoid stepping on them when they are in every single body of water that is bigger than a bathtub (and probably in your bathtub as well)
>>155360333And then Merkel brought a bunch of dangerous animals back in to RETVRN to tradition lmao
>>155363498Nah, they don't live in saltwater. In Florida you want to swim in an ocean, not a nasty ass swamp.
>>155363581The ocean is full of sharks tho
>>155359709why dont yuropoors have wildlife and nature?
>>155363614That's why you bring your gun. Duh.
>>155363614and manatee bros
>>155359709Kimmich is a natureletThere are two highly poisonous snakes that are common in Germany. Adder and aspis viper
>>155360333No we killed them all. The only problem is it will literally fuck up the flow of rivers so we brought them back.
>>155364137>Ass Piss
snakes are friends
>>155364024his trunk her gaping mouth
>>155362157>>155362157>and cut down all forests in germanyYou are mistaking them with the bongs mate. Yuros actually care the world God created for us
>>155359709third world country.
>>155360333>We have killed off all sorts of "dangerous" animalsyou almost saved us from the most dangerous one
>>155359709Where the fuck did they find a snake at Wake Forest?
We've got scorpions everywhere too. I've had bark scorpions fall on me in the shower.
>>155362521There are no wild boars in America, they aren’t native to here. Those are feral pigs
>>155360037true that snake has nothing on Epstein et al.
>>155370067Fuugggg, the first time I ever went to Nevada, we were in a hotel and I was in bed. I felt something on my leg and it was a big ass scorpion. I trapped him in a cup and took it outside. I told the desk worker and he said "heh, you gotta take your sheets off before you get into bed, they like to hide under covers". Ever since then I take all the sheets and covers off if I am in scorpion areas.
>>155370154https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-aOcUV9ppQk&t=22
>>155359709just step on them
>>155359709>We
>>155370218/int/ meme
>>155370197Literally one minute into the video he says that they aren’t native and were brought here as domestic pigs from Europe
>>155360333>We have killed off all sorts of "dangerous" animals here over the centuries.You killed all the muslims living in Germany?
>>155369763Why are leftists so anti Israel?
>>155360992We eat them. Okay maybe some of them eat us or our dogs but it’s a give & take you know?
>>155359709I'm from North Cackalackey, I highly doubt he saw a copperhead at Wake Forest in Winston Salem. Probably saw a random garden snake.
>>155370407everyone is against pdfs and genocide
>/span/ threadcomfy!
>>155360333Look up Bisons, they were everywhere now they only exist because of Ted Turner
>>155360037TrueTheir most dangerous predators are in the epstein list
I wish I could pet a mountain lion
>>155370708Fucking pure TDS
>>155371298There was no list, liberals made that up to attack the best President America has had because they hate winning.
>>155359709Every predator in North America doesn't actively hunt humans except polar bears and jaguarsThey only time they attack is when youre a retard who gets too close to them or come between a momma and her cubs. Literally just don't be a retard
>>155359932>>155360293You guys are using "venomous snakes" as a euphemism for "american women", I assume?
>>155371581KekNo the snakes are much more reasonable
>>155371581((())))
>>155359709Europoids killed all their nature
>>155359709>wild animals and nature? we don't do zat in GERMANY
>>155360333YUO HAVE TO KILL ALL ZE ANIMALS, VE DO EET LIKE ZAT IN TCHERMANY
>>155370407Fuck off jew
>>155371992>>155372061
>>155372693>if you dont kill every breathing thing you live in a mudhutWell I guess you would know since you are trying to import everyone who has ever lived in a mudhut into your cunt
>>155359709when i was a kid in south carolina i'd play out in the yard and run around and find copperheads all the time, would run back inside and tell my dad and he'd come out with a shovel and kill themlater i went to college in the northeast (and most of the students were from the northeast) and it was funny how absolutely terrified of snakes they all were because they didn't grow up around them. hell in elementary school there were a couple years during like a "field day" event some local guy would come in with a big bucket of snakes to let us hold and check out, non venomous of courseanyway that was my story thank you for reading.
>>155372644fuck off Hasan
>>155360333These are the people who patronize us about nature conservation btw
>>155361630Dogs aren't people
>>155362308based, and yurotards still have no idea why we don't walk anywhere
>>155373066My dad killed one with a shovel too. He chopped it up into multiple pieces. Always made me chuckle.
>>155374795My auntie's husband was a guy called Snake-Väiski, a retired staff sergeant who always went to the lake to kill adders with a spade at our homestead even though they are conserved. Then he'd show up at the house and brag about that and then drive his bicycle to town to buy sourmilk or whatever. Now Väiski is gone but the adders are still around.
>>155362717YJKJK
>>155374261Brazilians aren't people
>>155371581The venomous snakes are much more merciful than american women. Never get with one
>>155373599Well yeah, euroids already turned their home into a concrete jungle, you can't do the same, it would be hecking baderino or something, think about nature, you can't just make more areas for farming, only they are allowed to.
>>155364137I heard he missed animal biology class because he got too angry at nothing and had to be held in the retard room
>>155375696He works outside. I work in an office and know this shit..
>>155362346>afraid of foxes and raccoonsMy god, what happened to you guys?
>>155363667Killed them all off. Their continent had been pretty full for a long time
The Winston-Salem area has a two-legged predator with a much higher body count. Just look up the local news. Beware, German team.
>>155369763HOWEVER
>>155360992Alligators much like sharks are just dogs but scaley/underwaterIt's crocodiles you gotta worry about and those are only in the everglades.
>>155379432Raccoons are faggots that cause a lot of damage, whoever brought them over from the US in the 30s should have been castratedFoxes are so afraid of humans that I have no idea what anon was talking aboutOur wildlife is much less dangerous than yours. So people have a different sense of danger. Wolves and even bears are on their way back here, but no one will ever encounter bears regardless. Wolves however have multiplied so much in recent years due to protection measures that some of them end up in densely populated areas and go apeshit. It still is very rare, of course
>>155370407The shia muzzies play into the victimhood bit that libtards love. They need to have a constant struggle like the hamas/palestine farce and they use libtards as useful idiots.
>>155359709I wouldn't be surprised if Americans put the snakes there on purpose. It's the american way.
>>155379432>>155379603I grew up in the 90s and back then everyone said to stay away from foxes because they often had rabies. I know it's not a danger nowadays, but i still think of them that way. It's just the stigma they have in many parts of germany and europe.
>>155380037They could even be Snake Worshipers
>>155379538Greensboro is worse. :^)
>>155360037das rassis
>>155359709You're on stolen land chud the snakes are the true owners of this continent
>>155371581Are you fuckin Al Bundy or something?
>>155360037You mean grizzly bears, right?
Wait are euros actually afraid of snakes?
>>155360333Germany did get 1000 something years of a head start considering the US was settled first in the 17th century to kill all animals in an area 30 times smaller than the US
>>155360037Yeah that would be the president.
>>155385691Kek
>>155360037That would be the (((new york financier))).Very dangerous specimen.
>>155360992If it’s a BIG Gator then yeah it wouldn’t mind eating you.But you’ll usually hear about the big ones before you see them.The small ones are harmless and will only bite you if you’re being retarded.
so like americans tried to sabotage their team cause they're le evil nazis or play too well?
>>155359709imagine how boring it must be to be a yurofaggotno kino wildlife. no bears, no mountain lions, no bears, no wolves, no lizards, no bison, no moose, no alligators, no venomous snakes, no pristine untouched forests and wilderness
>>155370167Hello Mr.Owl looking for an easy snack I see.
>>155393718A Bear ate someone a few weeks ago, just near or capital. We have them in abundance; wolves, venomous snakes too. But no bison, no moose and certainly no aligators.
>>155360037yes drumpf ^^
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