Water buffalo fighting is a big sport in China and parts of southeast Asia.FAQ:Q: isn't this cruel to buffalo?A: absolutely not. Buffalo love to fight and do it all the time in nature. It's cruel not to let them fight. The buffalo are treated like kings when they're not fighting.Q: why do they sometimes jump on buffalo after fights?A: it revives the buffalo. It's kind of like CPR. I will post webms proving it works.
A lil WEBM for my fellow BUFFALO CHADS
This is what BUFFALO haters sound like btw
>you now remember HEEM STUCK
Sometimes I like to add special effects
Sometimes the buffalo rampage. Nobody knows why they do it.
Big time BUFFALO!
When the face gets revealed, the game gets real
A big HEEM! The word HEEM probably originated with water buffalo rather than street fights as commonly believed.
Zzzzzz
>>155360091is he okay?
>>155359933>buffalos heeming each other>close up of them poopingSpammy its you isnt it?
>animal cruelty is based>same type pokemon battleslmao no wonder nobody likes turd worlders. Humans made cockfighting illegal
>>155365592Probably. Buffalo receive top veterinary care. Most of the time they're just knocked unconscious and can be revived by jumping on them.
Another BIG BUFFALO BLAST for all the buffalo chads out there
Whole families often gather around the TV to watch BUFFALO
>>155359933>let me explain why animal blood sports aren't cruel>you can tell they're not cruel by the fact that they're popular in china, which we all know is widely known for its humane treatment of animals>>155366587The behavior in >>155360091 is a very clear and obvious fencing response>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fencing_responsewhich is one of the classic signs of a concussion. Animals like these don't have magical brains that are immune to impact trauma; any living thing that has thousands of pounds of force slammed against its head is guaranteed to have brain damage.As always, animal fights are cowardly shit. If you can't live your life without watching other living things trying to hurt each other then you can at least have the decency to watch humans fighting where the participants can fully consent. There's a reason why this sort of shit only exists in brown countries and is illegal in civilized nations.
>>155368273You absolute fucking moron, do you not understand that the buffalo absolutely love fighting? The buffalo are doing what they do all the time in nature. They absolutely consent to it, look how eagerly they crash, shove, and battle each other. They have the best lives of any domesticated animal, including dogs, parrots, and cats. Outside of Chairman Mao who has his own memorial hall and has his embalmed body on display, I don't think any Chinese person or animal in the last two centuries has received as grand of a burial as the beloved buffalo Optimus Prime.
>>155368991Optimus Prime was even covered by The Wall Street Journal due to his exceptional talent https://www.wsj.com/video/optimus-prime-china-bullfighting-champion/9227C577-E053-4628-8477-3C49F5270810
>>155368991It was already very obvious from the OP that this was a troll thread, you don't need to go this far over the top. I was just responding for the thirdies who will see this thread and think they're in good company.
>>155369402I'm not trolling, dummy. I love water buffalo fighting. I even went on WeChat to try to learn about this sport. I made all these webms myself. I've spent hours browsing Chinese streaming websites and making highlight clips. WeChat didn't go well. This guy was one of the few who responded.
Heem the humans who hate buffalo
Another FINE BUFFALO MOMENT
Kill yourself.
>>155373069Calm down, soccer boy
Buffalochad is the best poster on this entire board, followed closely by ukrainian webmbro
A lil nugget of translated Chinese advice for you guys
>>155359933>It's cruel not to let them fightIt seems cruel to pen them in, blocking any kind of escape for the loser who would gracefully bow out and gtfo in nature.
haven't seen a buffalo thread in ages, history tells us that jannies are not buffalo fans
>>155375457These clips are just the highlights. Most water buffalo matches are highly skilled technical affairs where the buffalo push and jockey for position. When one gives up the fight is over.
Another INTRIGUING TRANSLATION
>>155359933Since having water buffaloes my biggest injury is a big ass hole on my thigh, pierced with its horns.
>>155378250When did you get buffalo?
>>15537912615 years ago. I let them roam free on my palm plantation so I don't do much tending them. They help with fertilizing and eat the overgrown grasses (there was even an area where I don't give fertilizer and pesticide but somehow is still in better condition than other areas because the buffaloes love the grass there.)Sometimes when the herd's leader changes, their behavior also changes. That's how I got the injury, they got overexcited and stab me.
>>155382600Have you ever considered taking your best male buffalo to China to fight?
>>155359933do you have any more info on the chicken catching waifus?
