Stayin alive editionSTATE OF ORIGINNew South Wales v Queensland8:10pm AEST on Ch 9 and 9NOWReplay 10:15pm AEST on Fox and KayoMCG, Melbourne1.92-1.92>The iconic MCG will be the venue as the NSW Blues, returning from a thrilling comeback, battle the desperate Queensland Maroons. The Blues secured a dramatic 22-20 victory over the Maroons in Game 1 at Accor Stadium after recovering from an early 20-0 deficit. This was their first victory in their last three Origin fixtures following a tough 2-1 series loss in 2025. The Maroons fell short in the dying minutes of Game 1 despite a brilliant opening half. For the Blues, Mitchell Moses is set to return alongside Nathan Cleary. Mark Nawaqanitawase will make his debut on the wing, with Toluta'u Koula shifting to the centres to cover for Casey McLean, who has been ruled out. Payne Haas also returns to the starting prop position, while Api Koroisau joins the bench. Brian To'o needs one more try to become NSW's all-time leading tryscorer, crossing the line seven times in his last six Origin appearances. The Maroons suffered a major blow with Patrick Carrigan ruled out for the match. Briton Nikora will start on the edge and Reuben Cotter moves to lock. Reece Walsh joins the bench as a utility. Tino Fa'asuamaleaui is confirmed to play following the loss of his father. Hamiso Tabuai-Fidow has been an Origin try-scoring phenomenon, crossing the line 12 times in just 11 career appearances. Overall, the Maroons lead the h2h 72-62 since the inaugural 1980 game. The Blues will be determined to put their early-game handling errors behind them and will benefit from returning forwards and playmakers. The Maroons, despite the loss of Carrigan, have shown immense mental fortitude and possess plenty of backline attacking threats. This game could come down to the Blues' ability to handle late backline adjustments against a desperate Queensland NSW 1-12 3.00NSW 13+ 4.20QLD 1-12 3.00QLD 13+ 4.20NSW +0.5 1.92 QLD -0.5 1.92
give it upno-one cares
>>155364570>t. cares enough to respond within minutes each dayalso please watch our sport
Today is the day Laurie Daley is exposed.Reminder that players were falling asleep during his motivational speeches.
NEWSOUTHWALES
Nsw how many bongs
>>155368796it's a late one, argiebro. just under 13 bongs.
>>155368691>remembers to buy milk on the way home
Queensland 13+
>>155368796how do you watch NRL? you should double check that you're ready to be able to watch it.
In the thread
>>155369504Ilegal stream, no streaming app got it here, only disney has most rugby union>>155369093Fuck dont think ill be able to watch
>>155369726yeah its probably a dogshit time for you. try to watch it if you can though because origin is great.
*stares gayly at you*
>>155369726blud its 7am for you, I hope youre not a neet with a fucked sleep schedule
>>155370292I wake up at 10am most days pretty early for argentina
>>155370123he is a funny looking guy that ponga. gonna stroke my donga to this now.
7am for an origin isn’t even in question
>>155370381do you guys do a siesta in the afternoon
>>155370381Yeah well tomorrow you’re getting up at 6:45 and having a piss then a coffee and watching the origin
>>155370509That’s better than having a piss and then getting up. Trust me.
>>155371459I wet the bed once when I was a kid and it was weird, having a dream and jumped into a swimming pool then woke up. Spewed in my sleep once too and that was a bit scary, didn’t see any dreams with that
I get woken up by a dream pretty much every night
Looking forward to watching Origin on Fox in 2028.
yoo we finna watch some origin 2nite fr 100
QUEEEEEEENNNSSLLLAAAAANNDDAAHHHH
>DCE :(
yall not ready for impact player walsh
Quuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnsssssssssllllllaaaannnnnndddddeeeerrrrrrr
Lets remind those NSW fucks that Melbourne is in fucking Queensland!
>>155379775epic meme brah
>cleary carrying an injury from game 1 kek already making excuses
>>155382762kek the queenslanders are already falling for 4d chess fake news. love to see it
>>155379475papenhousezen sure wasn't LOL
fraudenhozen
lads messi scored a hattrick gonna need some more hands on deck to keep the thread alive
>Channel 7's Sunrise has been accused of animal cruelty after transporting a 200kg tortoise in the back of a van for more than an hour before struggling to manoeuvre him onto the set for a live television segment.>His role on the show was to predict the winner of Wednesday night's State of Origin clash by choosing between two presenters, who each attempted to lure him with carrots.>Footage showed Sunrise producers tugging at his shell as his legs dangled above the ground during the awkward unloading process.>During the segment, Hugo gravitated to Wright, who was wearing Maroons colours, over Shirvington in Blue.Cook the bastard.
alf customer hereI WILL be watching your game and I WILL enjoy it
>>155387787I hope you have a good timewho will you be supporting
Tasmania vs Northern Territory is the real state of origin game
AI gooners have targeted Chappo againhttps://www.dailymail.com/sport/olympics/article-15906045/Womens-footy-star-Jaime-Chapman-lashes-targeted-sexualised-AI-deepfake-photos-cops-launch-investigation.html
>>155388373AI hysteria has gotten way out of hand. Could you imagine the police launching an investigation because someone photoshopped her head onto a random bikini picture?But because it's the "scary" AI suddenly it's on the same level as rape. Get real. What a waste of police resources, a complete joke.
>>155388373>If deepfakes were purely about attraction, we would see women making them about men, but we don’t – and it’s because in those dynamics, that power imbalance doesn’t exist. We live in a society where men can’t get enough of women’s bodies, but it’s only when they get a sneaky view that they weren’t meant to see.Possibly the dumbest thing I've ever read. Women will never understand men.
This demented shoulder fuck is in every single Pinterest ad I get
>>155389191why are you on pinterest
curating my dream board
>>155387631a quokka predicted qld too I think
ponga going to have a messi like performance tonight
Her ad will be so kino it takes all of origins aura
>>155389982
When I say Queens, you say LandahQueens!
>>155387863thanks man, nsw
I just don't get it?
>>155391431expect some serious reffi riggatini against nsw tonight
>>155391658qld don't need refball cunt
>>155391312pooftah
all joking aside, none of you are actual queenlanders, right? I think they're still yet to invent the internet up there.
>>155389255t NPC
>>155370123If you are not autistic this is obviously a withering look of contempt as a bald, gambling addict manlet ignores his pleas and advice from the bunker, and rules a headclash he only spotted once in a split-second from 30 metres away as a send-off offence
>>155392751t NPC
Slay queen slay
>>155392751as a gay man who likes sucking cock and shoving things up my arse, nah, that's just a poofy look from an actual poofter.
Last week a "freshie" posted his first ever multi. I made the smart-arse comment of "welcome to your first donation". He tipped wahs, titans and queensland. He is 0 from 2 and I believe he has now cursed queensland to also lose
>>155391658Im actually related to Dean Ferris and used to help him out at manly for work experience and then got a job with the gws giants. I think both codes are cool and at the top level they are all excellent athletes who i respect a lot. Hope you have a good night man go nsw!
>>155393299im up since then
>>155393457played golf with 3 of the GWS players last summer, wouldnt be able to tell you their names but would recognise them if I saw a picthey were pretty average at golf, think the best was 17 handicap but they were determined to get better since all the players play
>>155393524fugg man small world do you work in sports?
>>155393299>>155393463also both wahs and tits were refballed out of a win so that could be the storyline tonight
>>155393574nah i dont, but connected in the cricket world was pure coincidence I played with those GWS lads, just booked a free slot which happened to be with their group
>>155393648thats sick..reckon its funny how anons here shit on each code, at the top level a heaps of em are mates and cross train regularly lol. I suppose it keeps the optics good for both of em, being at 'war' and all. mirin hard with the cricket links
>>155393755think a lot of it is just memeing but theres definitely fellas that think the other sport is unwatchable. real enlightenment is being a sportGOD that watches everything and appreciates skill wherever it shows face
>>155393964agree with that, I lurk afl but rarely post, same for here desu. Have a good night man hopefully its a close match
>>155393964I like to meme on AFL because it does absolutely nothing for me. The oval, the passing, the kicking; the whole concept just seems like random nonsense to me.
just found out the state of origin is on tonight
>>155394135SEXO
>>155394036the kicking is unironically impressive. very accurate and massive boots on emthe part thats a bit of an eyesore is when the balls on the ground, but the more I watch the more I see how the players are demonstrating skill in thatI still watch every single game of nrl but I will watch afl if theres no nrl on
>>155394201I watch both and have two different personalities for /afl/ and /nrl/
>>155394036>>155394201Afl is such a great code with great things from rugby and futbol, that gay marc rule is what kills all excitement for me its retarded
>>155394201I can't watch afl but I'm not against it and I'm glad you have fun watching both :)
rumour is souths have secured byd as their major partner starting next season
>>155394226feel like the game would be chaos without marks
what's the Origin feed tonight lads? cooked up some chilli, going to cook up some fries to go with it.
>>155394464Exactly would be based
>>155394135
The afl-nrl hate is so one sided it’s hilarious
>>155394352They have a 5 year deal as Roosters major sponsors. They just signed Melbourne Victory too.
From my personal observations soccer fans who only follow soccer and get annoyed when you refuse to call it football are the true enemy
>>155394482Tea
>>155394687that chicken flesh looks fucking good did ya buy it or make it? solid footy feed that
>>155394695Just kfc wicky wings. 1 for 1 dollar
We have no ‘enemies’ you insecure fuckwit
I have tried many times to watch AFL and just don't understand the appeal of it. I also remember being made to play it as a kid, and being given several family tickets to Swans games. It just isn't for me!With that being said, I am able to understand this is entirely due to where I was born and raised, and if I were a Sicktorian I would feel the exact inverse about the two sports, perhaps even more so as there is nothing equivalent to the pervasive cash-sink that is AusKick on their side of the Barassi line.
>>155394570should've signed the sharks because umm, byd shark
new car got delivered today lads
>>155394739thanks for telling us
>>155394736Yes we do but they are ideas not codes or people and there are two or three (depending on how you want to count them) things; the aforementioned getting angry at refusing to call soccer football, and professionalism in rugby union, and people who refuse to watch more than one football code
God, Family & the NSWRL lads
hello everyone!
>>155394680when he's right, he's rightsoccer is a scourge on local sporting cultures
>>155394825Hello
>>155394825g'day g'day
>>155394784I keep assuming it's anons from nsw here most of the time
I don’t watch club soccer but I like the World Cup not insecure enough to say it
>>155394865Excuse me we have adsl here now
>>155394816good post
glad you guys have the NBN so you can watch your shitty peem lose in 4K KEKEKEKEKEKE
Crazy how in 15 years there won’t be Australians playing rugby league anymore>inb4 crazy how
if you think about it everyone in the world is Australian so everyone is a Rugby League customer
>>155364360Happy rape and murder queenslanders day for those who celebrate
Dailey is gonna stumble into another win by purr luck and be lauded as a generational coach isn't he
Imagine if you lot cared about this country as much as you care about warring sportsball codes
>>155395093True
you fellas reckon melbs could have two teams?
klien isn't reffing tonight right? it was just a meme
imagine they did a second melbourne team and called them the Meatballs and the commentators were like thissa martchup a Stormy a Meatballa lol
actually nvm just remembered the bbl merger
>>155395191nah, not on the expansion plan
storm needs a rebrand why don't they get their own big v style topwould make more sense for navy and white colours too
what shitty streaming service is the game on?
>State of Origin coaches Billy Slater and Laurie Daley have both leapt to the defence of referee Ashley Klein after claims made over his previous problems with gambling. Both saying he offered them winning tips before and that they owe him. how deep does the rabbit hole go
CLEARY OUT
>NRL says it first investigated Klein's gambling issue in 2019>2022 Klein took over as the lead referee and officiated all three Origin matches>Klein says the gambling involved horse and greyhound racing, not rugby league betting, and that he later closed his accounts and joined BetStop in 2023>2023 Klein got Game 1 and was immediately retained for Game 2 because the NRL said he had "officiated well" in the opener and reffed game 3>In 2024 and 2025, Ashley Klein refereed both Game 1, 2 and 3>2026 retained for Game 2 even amid the Ponga send-off backlash even as the gambling story becomes public>tonight will be his 14th consecutive origin game >Gerard Sutton had a streak of 21 consecutive Origin matches
NSW are clear underdogs as usual.
>>155394687I hope you prepared your balloon knot.
>>155394687the circulation in your toe is fucked mate
>>155393463Every leg was a World Cup match over 1.5 goals Last leg was France and Algeria but cashed it
>>155395258Kek imagine finding out the NRL is WWE tier rigged in only 2026>>155395298
>>155393463Also had a system with same games as a back up / hedge
NSW are massive underdogs here
>>155395386>>155395481>klein manipulating the market
NSW are clear overcats here
https://youtu.be/NiwqRSCWw2gSepultura - Ratamahatta
if Cleary was a qlder he'd be playing just saying
Called soccer Only watch nrl Only check the score of World Cup games if I have money on it
Queenslanders don’t care if they die playing footy
Casual here for the World Cup and origin league is a better game but can be repetitive, most soccer games are boring as shit but the 1/10 good games are kino
Kyle Felt finna walk into the png chief start on squad
>>155394687>Tonight's effort
>>155395596KINO KINO KINO
Crazy how soon origin will have 0 players who represent the kangaroos
>>155395420he probably just showered
>>155395610tfw no smarties to wash down
qld 16nsw 8klein 12
What sports you enjoy watching are really encoded into you as a child. I can watch soccer and NRL and cricket because my dad put them on as a kid but I can’t understand AFL at all because I never saw it at all.As an adult I watched a few games and it just seemed like random nonsense. No doubt anyone who grew up watching AFL would think the same about NRL.Maybe it’s different if you play it as an adult.
just bring back bill harrigan to ref the games if everyone's gonna have moan about kleinbet
Eating dead animals is so fucked up it’s actually sickening
>>155395646I would eat humans if it was legal.
i watched and played soccer and cricket as a kid and can't tolerate watching either anymorei think you're just trying to pseudoscience
>>155395638Not being able to try new things is a huge sign of low iq
>>155395660i would support this theory just because i frequently try new things and enjoy them and see myself as high IQ
Ryan Hoffman hit his head too many times
>>155395656Carnitards are so evil
>>155395656based torres strait islander
>>155392259I've been peddling the bike powered modem for 5 hours just to post this from Brissy
>>155395646fuck up ponga and try not get sent off tonight
>>155395683Ever tried bugchasing?
>nine’s coverage begins
WE'RE FUCKING LIVE GET IN
>oval field
Sound levels are fucked
>>155395806I actually like it for some weird reason
>>155395818on the telly maybe couldn't be me sitting 30 meters from the touchline
>interviews on the busI hope Fox Sports have a bit more class than nine
>>155395656Date lactating mummies
>>155394687So we’re not going to talk about the dog bowl? Ok.
Origin on Channel 7 will be interesting
why are the dolphins just the dolphins instead of having a location attached to their name like every other team
>>155395898they swim around and are nomadic and make their home where ever they are at that time
>>155395898weird rights issue with the Queensland Cup team
why have nsw forgot they got gifted the game when it became 12 on 13 for 20 minutes bros they're carrying on like they earned it
>>155395949
>The Blues and Maroons will line up 1-19 with no late changes for Game Two of the Origin series at the MCG.
Watching at the pub but don't feel like a schnitty or a pizza so I'm in a bit of a conundrum
Look the other way to Racism like Nathan.
>>155395965this feels like it was made by a canberran
>>155395646I really wish horse was more available
need NSW 60+ make it so bevo
>>155395739Sounds like a pain in the ass
do they split the coverage between the states or do they make the qlders gack on cleary as well
>>155396001try the steak sandwich
The MCG mustn't be that big, very little extra space really. Good work Melbourne!
maroonass
>>155396063bald by 33
>>155396063>better get these pedicured before Mary sees them and gives out
>>155396063We call this the "shoo the chooks"
wakey wakey argiebro! you better get up! 30 bings!
>>155396063a real quadroPED
>>155396094Messi scored a hat-trick today m80 he's probably still partying
>Perth's recruitment raid of young juniors is set to continue with Bulldogs winger Jope Rauqe closing in on signing a two year deal with the club.>It's reported the Bulldogs still have to sign off on a release, but it's likely to occur.The fuck is with the names of the kids Perth is signing?
MCG is built like a toilet bowl, quite sovless
RIP Darren.
There’s 200 nationalities in Bankstown and all of them play junior rugby league
>>155396057>The MCG mustn't be that big, very little extra space really. Good work Melbourne!Mate it has capacity for 100k+
>qld wins>decider >dce comes back and wins it for qld :'(
>>155396094Hes not coming m8
>The soccer GOAT scored a hat trick today>Thus Cleary the RL GOAT will score a hat tricksound logic, bet it up
>>155396127a consequence of being the most isolated city in the world and everyone going to sleep at 8pm
Does /nrl/ have many anons who live in Melbourne?
>>155396146I mean the pitch itself. When there's footy at Optus you could have three lanes of traffic around the field.
/nrl/ is a cr7 genny m8
it's an absolute joke darren has a commentary job in any capacity. i'd rather listen to nails on chalkboard.
>>155396186kek, nomessi is your fav player's fav player and the rightful goat
>chalkboard wtf is that kek go to bed unc
I flew down for that game. Still hate Hodgkinson.
>>155395965Melbournian here, I have never thought that about Sydney
Nah Locky is alright. Cameron Smith should not be on tv
I don’t think rugby league will ever take off in Melbourne
while were waiting, can I quickly say that I'm looking forward to the socceroos losing this week so people can stop pretending we are a good team.
>QLD WILL win 13+ >Walker MoM >Big Tino ATSthere is nothing surer
>>155396218and if they don't?what then
CHICAGO BULLS SIGHTING
>expecting 95,000thanks a lot melbourne
>>155396228then I will post my arse goatse style
>>155396218>people can stop pretending we are a good team.>wewhich player are you?
>>155396242at least make it something you'll actually deliver
>>155396236Christ that is some shit quality. Can't wait for 9 to go the way of the dinosaur in 2028.
>>155396236Isn't 95k like double the average nrl game attendance?
>>155396218Very unaustralian post
Like I said we’re a CR7 general m8
>>155396256This
>>155396263I don't know what that means m8
>>155396255look at the picture and tell me thats 95k
Messi almost moved to Sydney as a kid. Could have made a good utility lock IMO.
>>155396256come on mate, all the commentators have been acting like we are the best thing since sliced bread, when in reality we are going to get absolutely smashed by the home team.
>>155396256says the cunt who allegedly doesn't even live here he hates australia that much
Cheerleader cam
Laurie sounds pissed already lol
We were going to get smashed by the Turks too. They showed a lot of grit and tenacity and deserve our support.
Marky Mark is a Balmain junior
When you think about it Laurie Daley is very Christ-like
wogball
The donation
>>155396236Plenty of time to fill up still
What happens if both Moses and Cleary go down injured?
>>155396312give me 50 Christ-like things Laurie Daley has done
america plays a loose enough style that we will have good chances to score, and our forwards showed they can finish as well as the best against turkeyparaguay are also hopeless so we're likely to get out of our group now - a draw against the US will essentially secure it
Wogs built australia
>>155396345what part of America are NSW from cuntface
daily reminder to do your part and mute the tele when welcome to country starts
>Wade Graham: Rugby League LEGENDCome on now
>>155396340Harbours no hate in his heartKind and compassionate to othersCursed a barren fig tree when he was hungry
my mind is too heavy to watch this. utter ennui and existential dread tonight, flittering between an overwhelming despair so deep it turns to abject resignation
>>155396358Wade Graham: Tries to cheat on the mother of his children at every opportunityt. work for the sharks
Wogs were actually ideal immigrants when you think about it. Didn’t really deserve the abuse they recieved
watching blues getting smashed will make you feel better m8
In the King's instructions to Governor Phillip he granted all the lands east of Australia's coast line to NSW, thus encompassing large swathes of South America.
>>155396376This. All I'm thinking about is Portugal vs Congo at 3am tomorrow
>>155396391this can't be the same ben hunt that plays for the broncos???
>>155396376Have you tried drinking a bottle of absinthe?
hunt is elite when he feels like it
>>155396420he didn't do anything above average in this clip
Tino going to be a man poosessed tonight blues more like black and blue
None of my coworkers knew this game was on tonight. They all knew about game 1. What has gone wrong in the advertising?
So whats the excuses for NSW playing like shit for 70 minutes last game and now you expect them to win?kekKEK
>>155396442Origin GOD Pooses
>>155396388That was literally point, they let them in first so people would be like “they aren’t so bad” and then they’d hit you with the third world special.
is lockyer high af?
>>155396442S E X O
>>155396452Did his hair transplant fail, wtf?
>>155396452just nervous, like when people use a radio, its not so much push to talk its push to think cause so many people freeze up same sorta thing
>>155396447Where did you go to school?
remember when fittler was coach and had the team doing feminist dance therapy type nonsense. kek
Poor Ash will be hearing about this for years.
>hunt is elite when he feels like itWhich is why he’s never been truly elite
>>155396456Goddess
>>155396465Blackrock
>>155396473kek I was hoping to see some signs in the crowd tonight tbqh
>>155396473>toin coss
>>155396465I went to school in Belfast, up the UVF, all taigs are targets.
>>155396495smartest queenslander right there
>8pm kick off
9Now up and muted and The Triple M call up on LISTNR. Yep it's Origin.
>the absolute STATE of Origin
reminder the wtc will be 5 minutes long because melbourne
>>155396515it's actually 8:05 #owned
FEMALE NRL PLAYERS ARE MY IRON MAN FOOD, FUCK THE REFS, UP THE MAROONS
one nation ads hitting right before the welcome to country
>>155396520based
>>155396529Based Pauline
dont watch this much whos the bloke with the pack a day voice
SMASH THESE BLUE CUNTS TO PASTE HIT EM SO HARD THEY HAVE TO POUR THEM INTO THE PLANE BACK TO SHITNEYBUT MOST OF FUCKING ALL enjoy your footy xoxo
Back for origin 2 lads, last time one of you told me qld was based and nsw was for faggots, that was obviously wrong
>>155396410
>>155396529Based ginger ranga
>>155396546he's a poof queenslander that shouldn't have a commentary job
are we doing the game in auckland next year instead of melbourne? this attendance is disgusting and auckland will 100% sell out eden park
can someone explain the sweeping stretch both sides were doing?
>>155396520made me lol
>>155396546Darren Lockyer. Retired former Broncos, QLD, and Australia player. Famously thrown out of a bar one night for pulling his own beers without permission
>have to show them arrows otherwise they'd get lost just blues things
>>155396552>he actually fell for queensland propagandaoh no no no no
REECE WALSH SPOTTED
>>155396558>>155396571sounds horrible are there any nrl radio stations i can hook up to so i dont have to listen to him
mute time
young and free
any relation irish?
>>155396586Yeah
thank you aunty
>Gets welcomed to my own country
*takes leaf respectfully*
>>155396586he doesn't chime in much, thank god.
>Abo drinks sponsor on the pitch
THANK YOU FOR THE LEAF AUNTY WIJRWRRIWHITEBITCH
sung along by myself at homestunning rendition, good on you unknown white woman
8:46pm
>mcg>no unc colingrim grimglish
>>155396594By marriage I think
>>155396561A Brazilian used to post that in every thread. Not just Origin threads, every /nrl/ thread. He died one off-season.
>>155396613Our boy.
>>155396594It’d be back a fair way but everyone is descended from the same mother it’s been proven scientifically with those female mitochondrials
>>155396613those tittays are young & free desu
FUCK YOU BLUES QUEEEEEENNNNSSSLLAAAANNNDDDAAAHHHHHHHH
I find our anthem very difficult to sing unless I'm doing an opera singer impersonation, then I fucking nail it.
UP THE BLUES SMASH THESE CUNTS
lol they booed klein
>>155396632No, it hasn't.
This game will determine the greatest state on Earth! New South Wales or Queensland!
>ashley klein on screen>booooooooooooookek based melbourne (qld)
weve got a shit national anthem new zealand, russia, usa mog our shit hard>>155396640
RUN IT STRAIGHT YA FUCKEN MAROONCUNTS
>>155396586abc sport/grandstand is playing it
Can’t wait till this is viewership mogged by the 5am Socceroos game
>>155396648Yes it has and you’re a science denying FAGGOT
>>155396640you should practice your singingsinging is one of those things that you will have to do at random times in your life, and theres nothing more embarrassing than being a vocalcordlet at a function or
>>155396666Your 4chan post isn't science.
>>155396654italians and argies have bangers also
just remembered to call my dad for his b'day
>>155396674I'm a primary teacher so I sing the anthem once a week at assembly. The kids always rush through it because they can't time the breaks correctly. Both verses, mind you.
Is this a Snarky Marks first game for the Blues?
>>155396675Fuck you, I got quads and you have no argument
this isn't as one sided as the 1st game so far
Moses long kicking > Cleary long kicking
>>155396696It is
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TAKE THE FUCKING POO CUNTS
OFF OFF OFF
>>155395223L M A OMAO
POOSLANDERSKEKEKEKEKEK
actually going for the cowardly poo
FUCKKKKKK MEEE DEADDDD YOU FUCKING COWARDS YOU HAVE EM ON THE ROPES
Way to lose all momentum
>Poo Another series win for the Blues
A BIG STEAMING POO
>taking the two
>ad while he prepares to take the poonew levels of disgusting
welp
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>taking the poo
WAIT WHAT
and that's what happens when you take the poo
TRY TIME NEW SOUTH WALES NEW SOUTH WALES
POO CURSE CONFIRMED
THE POO CURSE STRIKES EARLY
>ad>poo>adFTA is suffering
POO CURSEPOO CURSEPOO CURSEPOO CURSE
Kek that was a quick payoff
fuck these ads cunt
>they took the two
THE POO CURSE WILL NOT BE DENIED
Curse denial bros?
>>155396692You just reminded me of how the Muslim kids would stand outside the assembly when the anthem was sung because their parents complained that it was against their values.
INSTANT POO PUNISH
The ads ruined that
well all the hype of that try was ruined because it was 2 seconds after an ad finished
UMM Curse denier our response?
WTF WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>155396781nine need to fuck off ASAP
MARKGODTOEGODPOOCURSEGOOOOOOOOOOD
Holy POO curse
My wife just said "he could suck my toes any day"Divorce or based?
kino ballboy shadowing the great cleary
>>155396776I went to school with Muslim kids both in primary and high school and never saw that
clearly knows about the curse and gave them the penalty because he knew they'd be cowardly and take it, 291th dimensional chess
>>155396806kek saw that, incredibly based
QLD won’t recover from that embarrassing shit this will finish 38-2.
>>155396776Holy shit what a disgrace! I'd like to think my principal would tell them to get fucked.
>>155396776That just didn’t happen aye
>>155396805Divorce m8 she said she only lets me suck her toes, clearly untrustworthy.
There's always one Queensland idiot
>>155396806
>>155396808We had some that had to go somewhere else during scripture lessons. Not sure about the anthem thing
I really enjoyed that Maccas ad during the first tryWell done
theres a LOT of our aflbros in the thread tonightstart of a new era for au/sp/
>>155396823Kek youre like those retarded boomers that get pissed at obvious rage bait
fucking Bronco dud
Any hydration breaks?
>>155396824>>155396808Ahh I see you two are unaware of a place called Western Sydney.
>>155396843is Bronco Dud related to Quincy Dudd?
stfu adverts are the reason we get to enjoy footy. Without them footy wouldn’t exist.
>>155396846*unzips* yeah mate right here
COME ON QLD DO IT FOR DADZA
>>155396862yeah I'm suckin it
>>155396830We had a few JW’s in primary school and they went away for the Melbourne Cup and the Christmas carols (so did the Muslims for that obviously because it’s not their religion), and we had separate religious classes once a week for everyone
>>155396805Can't decide without seeing what the toes look like
Are there rules about JoJo Fifita not being allowed to use his stand?
6 MOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>155396836You'd be very surprised my friend. We've had parents request their children be given maths/english lessons in place of sport, parents who want a weekly half-hour meeting with their child's teacher to discuss their progress, and parents who don't want their kids learning about evolution or dinosaurs. The things people ask for would shock you.
klein is doing well so far
Whatever happened to having to go after kicks with both hands?
KEKAROOOOUH OH POOSLANDERS ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY POOSLANDERS?
Is it just me or is Robson really fucking shit
BIFF
>>155396891All of that sounds fair though
BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF
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>>155396895he’s doing a good job of hiding his true refball intentions
>>155396896They changed it to allow one-hand as long as you're genuinely going for the ball and not using the other hand to push the other contestant off the ball.
It’s 2026 biff doesn’t exist anymore
LOOK AT TALLIS
If QUEENSLAND doesn't win i will unironically harm myself
NOOOOOOOOO DON’T HEEM OUR TWINK
DCE wouldn't have done that
>>155396924Basically what the rule was
>>155396913>>155396914>>155396916
walkSHIT
I miss when multi use stadiums had the rock hard cricket block in the middle for players to get heemed on
>love eating kfc>go on a calorie deficit diet>notice KFC is like eating twice my daily intake>basically quit eatting it>losing 7 kilos in 2 months>have kfc once as a treat>does not taste as good>1.1 kilos added on a day laterthis shit is just vile
Evolution is just a theory the only thing they’ve proven is that in isolation birds can grow bigger beaks not cross species evolution. Shouldn’t be taught in schools.
>>155396949ANYONE SEEN TIFF?
Poor Flogler was insta-hooked for that drop
>>155396949How come she hasn’t started her own poddy or something? She would kill it with her army of simps
>>155396967Evolution is a car Manufactured by Mitsubishi in their range of Lancer cars m8
Evolution is a mystery full of change that no one sees clock makes a fool of history yesterday's too long ago don't agree with what I know tomorrow got no place to be
TEDDY THE CRABALWAYS CRABBING
qld have no punch nsw are bullying the fuck out of them qld are a peem full of twinks
That shot really highlighted how hard those bombs are to catch. Teddy did very well!
marky mark just looks like an origin player
UNLEASH WALSH
>>155396989was literally about to post that
>>155396935save time and do it now
Yeo is fucking useless
Evolution was a fun comedy from the early Noughties with David Duchoveny & Julianne Moore
>6 again>6 again >6 again>try on dayboo
>>155396967Fair enough, but dinosaurs? These people were Jehovas Witnesses, so no Easter, no birthdays, no Christmas, and Earth is a few thousand years old.
MARKY MARK>MARKY MARKMARKY MARK>MARKY MARK
MARKYGOD MARKYGOD MARKYGOD
Good width holding Marky
>>155397020Can you point out which of those were bad calls?
MARK NAWANNANEEDANASTY
OH NO NO NO POOSLANDERS HAHAHAHAHAHAMAROONIGGERSISTERS, OUR RESPONSE?KEKAROOOOOO
>>155397018The bit with the apes scared the crap out of me.
Suck shit qld
>>155397032feeling guilty? where did I infer that they were bad calls #owned
absolutely shit finisher though tttt
>>155397042kek yeah m8 that and the bloke getting dragged into the water on the golf course
>>155397047Fair, maybe if QLD weren’t such a bunch of dirty cheaters they wouldn’t be giving away so many six agains
I love advertisements
JWs are retarded heretics but they’re right about the earth only being a thousand years old
thinking big kev coach's qld next year this billy faggot has got to go
>Loz can't coac...ACK
>>155397022Enough to make you go full Voltaire/Diderot
TOTAL NINE DEATH
>JWs are retarded heretics but they’re right about *retarded heresy*
Kek, based. Ya gotta love the Markster baby ya just gotta
Should NSW invade and annex QLD?
PASS IT TO MARK YOU FUCKING SELFISH PRICK
Kotoeni Staggs is pretty shit hey
1 more poosouthwales try i'm turning the telly off (i'm from sydney btw)
My Centre, Bronco Dudd
>HIA call form the trainer Free interchange rort
sorry I meant to use square brackets there, not asterisksI'm tirted. I've been up shitposting since 5am
every single time qld runs into the blues line they just stop this is like watching the broncos vs any peem
POOSLANDER BROWNOIDS IN SHAMBLES KEKAROOOO
>>155397086Only the South East corner, nothing north of Gympie or west of Toowoomba
>>155397091byeeee
>>155397086you mean reclaim
slick
Oh shit, maroons are fighting back.
Sack the whole NSW team
IT'S NOT OVER
GWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEENSLAAAAAAAANDAAAAAAAAAAAH
QUEEEEENNSSSLLAAANNDDDAHHHHH
MAROON MAGICMAROON MAGICMAROON MAGICMAROON MAGICMAROON MAGIC
9Now on my TV is so fucking DELAYED
>staggs
We literally lost because we don’t have DCE on the team
FINALLY A GOOD FUCKING GAME
Yeo was walking during that, he’s a fat heap shouldn’t even be picked for Country useless cunt
wank, then bed
>Hey what if we just don't tackle the Hammer?
fuark that was a nice try
https://www.nrl.com/draw/state-of-origin/2026/game-2/blues-v-maroons/For those with connection issues who want real time updates.
6 7 MENTIONED
>>155397140Just don't do it into the toilet like most boomers do.
Maxy Plath is bloody good player
GET FUCKED CUNSTER
>>155397145prefer https://www.nrl.com/draw/womens-state-of-origin-u19s/2026/round-1/nsw-u19s-v-qld-u19s/ iykwim haha
(((independent doctor))) pulls munster :^)
>>155397132internet tv is the future of television
>>155397132Mines fine but>1080p
>>155397153I do it at my desk, generally.
Koula is donating his brain to the state
He can’t swap Walsh for Munster because Walsh can’t defend front line, neither can Ponga
SEND HIM OFF MAKE IT 12 V 13 AGAIN
the refball is palpable
TAKE THE POO
Does anyone still call them the cockroaches and the canetoads? My friend had a t shirt with it on there as a kid but I never hear those nicknames mentioned any more
nah pay that
Oh fuck off. That was a try.
>*retarded heresy*Spastic following the wisdom of the age
COBGOD COBGOD COBGOD COBGOD COBGOD COBGOD COBGOD COBGOD
>>155397191Based rules not-knower
Faaaaaaaaarck that was so much closer than first watch
Bash him Victor
BIFF BIFF BIFFINFLICT INFLICT INFLICT
>>155397191I agree if its a based effort just give the try
VICTOR CLASSIC TACKLING WITH HIS HEADALSO SEND HIM OFF
Based leading with the head
INFLICT HIM
What the fuck is Battle View?
Sorry guys, only Queensland gets sent off for dangerous tackles
>2 (two) queenslanders made sit down for HIA and then cleared>about to be a 3rd (third)>no poofilthsmellsmen have been HIA'd yet
>>155397177I can't tell what that is and I think it's your chair. But that makes no sense because you can't slooge through yourself. In any case, clean your goo up.
>>155397187You know what they’ve eased off on that but promote the club nicknames more than they should
just on report but send that qld cunt for a HIA in a few minutes :^)
>switch from 9now to dodgy IPTV stream>now ahead of entire threadThe pupil has become the master
Toia try incoming
>>155397217Imagine if we could view it from each player's direct POV.
Victor just play the fucking ball.
INFLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICT
>>155397217Melbourne CBD CCTV livefeed
INFLICT EVERY LAST PEEMSLANDER
Something insane that the NRL is letting a 400k gambling addict officiate this game
I MUST INFLICT
>>155397224Why are you posting from Belfast?
Clez unhappy with ToeGOD
TOEBRAIN BRONCODUD
>noooo you have to let your children be indoctrinated with satanic mason new world order philosophy
>5 straight sets>can't score It might be over for Billy
that cunt held onto him for a fucking eternity and no six again
>>155397269so true good sir
>invisible knock on>no we wont show you the replay
BUNKGODS BUNKGODS BUNKGODS
>bunker overrules Klein's multi
Afraid to say it but we might need a new thread before the endFuck this soccer board
>>155397269okay but how does that help queensland win?
>>155397269Yes
Based Loz has solved this QLD twink after one game
>>155397281I look like this and I say this.
Moses getting more hang time on his kicks than an A Bomb
NSW needs Drinkwater and Haumole
>>155397309>heem their kickersthe agricultural approach
((((((6 again))))))Holy be less bias
Wasn't he offside?
>standing there >played at
>>155397325Scott Hydrationbreak
Dumb fucking offload by To'o
Nice pass poo-o
Embarrassing from Young your a fucking forward m8 fire up ya deadshit
Good first half
kek wtf is this shit
>>155397356>your
>>155397356This, he was 8m infield
>6 again>repeating 6’s>6 is the number of incompletion and man>666>the number of the beastRugby league is a satanic ritual
>>155397360That breaking news graphic looks like it's ripped straight from 9News.
If NSW keeps being in front on points they can win this.
>>155397360Cam Munster has just competed his 5x times tables
>>155397376thanks Danika we'll take that on board
>>155397376Based Loz
>>155397359Great first half except for the 6 agains. I'd much rather lose to these blues than whatever the fuck they were in the first game.
Allana you skanky witch!
Tiff would have taken off her overcoat for the livecross
Why are you schizo posting during the origin mate?
>>155397385>>155397387hmmmm
>>155397376Big if true
>>155397382Memorise counting down backwards from 100 in different units
My halftime snacks brought to you by Tostitos
>>155397417>different units
there was 15 minutes there where NSW were pitch perfect. but then they lost it and went back to lozball. queensland will win this.
Isreal Folou has signed with PNG
68% of Australians don't know who the first Australian PM was.
>creepy amysim AI ads
>>155397426was it while munster was off
need more victor chin missiles in the 2nd half
>>155397433It makes me embarrassed to be an Amaysim customer.
>>155397429some white trash faggot
>>155397423Yeah, like in lots of 7 or 9 going backwards from 100
>>155397429Obama
Refs won't let them lose
>>155397437actually no. they didnt capitalize on no munster at all.
deadpool ruined superhero moviesnow they all got to be quirk chungus heroes with constant quirky one liners
>>155397429The solution is giant marble statues of Edmund Barton everywhere.
In order for QLD to win, they must score more points than NSW.
>>155397429Edward Burton
>>155397440Kenty said there was a player at Parra in the 80s who specialised in hitting the temple with his forehead and """accidentally""" KOing people
>>155397458Incorrect.
>>155397429Edmund Barton. I remember from the ad campaign they ran about it and they repeated it 10x times in each ad.>"it was Edmund Barton"
>>155397429Why would I care
went to the chemist today and i looked at the pills on the counter at the pay desk of the guy next to me and it was apo-tadalafil and me and the zoomer cutie shared a bit of a look and i could tell she was thinking about penis lol and she did a blush/smirk was all very subtle but i notice more details in my day to day life than the normal npc normoid
>>155397442>have an $8/mo phone plan that was grandfathered through multiple failing companies that kept getting bought out>amaysim was the latest one to buy out the previous company and transfer my plan to them>after one year they tell me my plan it no longer grandfathered and must pay $25 a monthFUCK AMAYSIM!
>>155397463Two guys who should be on the field
Should have been George Reid
>>155397458Large if factual
>>155397488amaysim story bro
>>155397421fucking rate these. Perfect size and shape for shovelling various dips and salsa into the mouth hole.
>>155397492Why's that? I like them both.
>>155397488Back in the day I was on a $2 unlimited data plan with Optus, it ruled
BASED FUCKING MINIONS ADFUCKING KINOOOOOO
>>155397458How do you know this??
>>155397483Great stuff. They call it the long weekend pill because it lasts 72 hours. Less sid effects than viagra too.
>>155397495thanks I'd knew you'd appreciate it
>>155397417I count down from 100 in steps of 3 when I can't sleep. Usually get to around the 50's and I'm in snoozyland.
>>155397513based /nrl/ nurse you been lurking or what
>>155397504did that include calls and text too? that sounds too good to be true even back then.
le lucky country
these halftime ads are lit
Poolanders fear POOSES
ON AD DROPPED
rating this thread a solid 7 there's been some very good posts.
Yes, Australia's first Prime Minister, Sir Edmund Barton, was a Freemason.He was initiated into the Australian Lodge of Harmony on March 13, 1878.
>>155397518They use bigger increments to get you to change over the second digit each time. 3 would be too easy.
>>155397527https://forums.whirlpool.net.au/archive/2006263Just data
Since it's halftime I'll share my news with you boys. I've been diagnosed with severe obstructive sleep apnea. If anyone has experience with this or CPAP machines I'd love to hear from you. For some extra context, I'm not a fat cunt. My BMI was not high enough to count towards my total "risk" score (though my neck circumference was).
Why is the Jap goalie playing with minions?
Has Pauline's ad played yet?
>>155397477Do you still have that coin they gave all the kids? I do.
>>155397546Stop eating dead animals
>>155397503Because he was fat and mustached like a walrus.
>>155397560You'd rather I eat alive animals?
>>155397558its on youtube I have the ads muted cause I'm based
>>155397543I've not been dumb enough to get heemed and need an HIA, but it seems like they're asking league players quite a lot to count down from 100 in steps of 7 for example.
>>155397546I honestly think there's some bullshit going on with over diagnosing or something. I know so many people with CPAP machines now, healthy people too. I call bullshit, something is going on.
Why are carnitards all such smart arses
>>155397546ive got developing apnea. sometimes hear myself snoring as im dozing off, used to wake me up but now i kinda just ignore itdont wake up gasping or anything thoughno experience with cpap machines, but get on one
>>155397546My Mum fell down the stairs yesterday because she got drunk again. Dad's gonna divorce her if she drinks again. Shit's fucked because I know my Mum is so alcoholic that not drinking for more than a day would kill her.
just mouth tape, simple as. Survival of the fittest.
>>155397580nu-doctors are unable to diagnose
>>155397580i think cunts are just less active and more gluttonous than ever
>>155397580everything is over diagnosed, people who get done for adhd are on pills for life, that is a shitttonne of money now half time is over lets watch some footy
>ban biff>show biff highlightsPerplexing
>>155397429We know who the last will be though
>paulines campaign is basically HOUSE PRICES SHOULD BE HIGHERaustralians really are retards
i thouight i had sleep apnea so set up a cmera but turns out the misso was putting her penis in my mouth when i was asleep
>>155397610This is the plot to the latest Paranormal Activity m8 can't fool me
nsw can NOT handle a strong first nations hero running at them
>>155397580Could be right but I reckon I've got it. Never feel fully rested, always a bit foggy, occasionally wake up gasping for air, and wife recorded my snoring and it sounded sub-human. Probably gonna rent a CPAP and give it a crack.
>>155397610lucky it wasn't your bum m8 could have caused a prolapse
Kek youre all fat cunts who require a machine to not die
Cleary just flew over my house lads
Seems like the ABC Listen call is pretty close to matching up with the 9Now feed.
>>155397546It's caused by fat in your tongue. At what exact overall bodyfat percentage you get excess fat in your tongue depends on each person. But in every person if you lose weight overall you will also lose fat in your tongue. Get a script for ozempic and lose 0.5-1kg a week for 3 months and you'll be cured.The machines work well enough, can take a few weeks to get used to. When you do the at home sleep study you may find that you are okay in certain positions (usually on your front and side), but have sleep apnea when sleeping on your back. In that case a solution is to not sleep on your back. You could wear shorts with a tennis/golf ball in your back pocket so you don't roll onto your back in the night.But in terms of $$$ investment, spending the cash on ozempic and losing weight will give you a permanent cure for less money than a machine.
These kicks are so good compared to nrl
>>155397602Queen Pauline does have a ring to it.
>Thats not a chargedown because it was Queensland
>>155397578Yeah I think 7 is the standard number all neuros use.
>ball flys past a qlder 4 meters away PLLAYYYEEEEEEDDD ATTTTTT 6 AAGGGGIIINN
INFLICTOR BECOMES THE INFLICTED
>badley
Victor is trying to throw this game.
>Ball kicked into your backPLAYED AT
>>155397586I woke up gasping a couple times and it was from eating capsicum before sleeping, gastrointestinal issue where my stomach keeps producing acid to break down the skin of the capsicum. Long story short I now avoid capsicum with skin on for example on pizza or in curries and drink a glass of water about an hour after eating and don’t lie down for a couple hours after eating. Happened to me 8 years ago and since making the adjustments hasn’t since. I never really liked capsicum anyway always tasted burnt or astringent probably should’ve been more fussy about it, but seriously waking up gasping for air will scare the shit out of you
Nice
Hook that shitcunt Robson
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
>>155397647I was hoping you'd reply you clever fella. Are you a GP or what?
Shane Warne grew up in Victoria
COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO
Marky Mark? Your width?
Well well well
GODSTERCOBGOD
someone HIA munster again
QUEEEEEEENNSFUCKINGLAANNDDAHHHHHHHHHH COBFUCKINGGOD
COBGOD
>>155397686holy fuck no one cares
COBBO FUCK MY WIFE
ref needs to get his head in the game or nsw is gonna lose this
Why was Cobbo shit at the Broncos but an actual player at the Dolphins?
This stems from Radley dropping the ball almost on the QLD try line.
>>155397647>spending the cash on ozempic and losing weight will give you a permanent cureProvided they also make the required lifestyle changes and don’t go back to kfc binges post ozempic
>>155397714It’s pertinent to the possibility of a misdiagnosis
Ref needs to fucking ban the whole QLD team for made up reasons. Fuck fuck fuck.
business idea: full80 of commentary with Ric Flair and Darren Lockyer.
the twink can kick THE TWINK CAN KI-ACK *CUT TO ADS*
>>155397686mate thats GERD not apneaspastic diagnosis you got (or more likely gave yourself)
COBGOD!
>>155397723mf just keeps on going inflicting
irish eats capsicum for dessert
>>155397732woooooooooooooooohttps://youtu.be/o4o1wgItPCE
>>155397744Raw capsicum is the shit. Cooked capsicum sucks dick.
Okay so Klein just doesn't know what a chargedown is
$SIX HUNDRED AGAIN KLIEN
business idea: kick the ball into enemy peem and get walked down the field
This SoO is boring for some reason
>>155397686>but seriously waking up gasping for air will scare the shit out of youYup this happened to me twice in the span of a few months several years ago. Definitely scary in the moment. Don't remember what I ate that likely caused it though.
Moses just flew over my house lads
COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO
work just called
FUCKING CUNT FUCKERS YOU QLD FUCKING FUCKERS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
THAT WAS FUCKING BEAUTIFULA SCRUM PLAY
FUCK OFF KLEIN
COBGOD COBGOD COBGOD
It's bloover
>new south 'lets not defend our fucking wing at all because why would i ever want to fucking do that because i am fat and slow as fuck' wales
>the city of poo shit fails
This is what happens when you pick old bastards (Yeo and Teddy) and Union rejects (Nawakafookalookamooka)
>>155397780"Errrrr this is HR we need you to attend more riots errrrrr".
Marky Mark trying a Wallaby tackle
>poo filth smells
Did everyone just forget that QLD were thoroughly out playing the Blues on GayPee got sent? They’re a much, much better attacking side from this Blues side desu
>>155397693No. But I have had family members go through it. He got fat, got sleep apnea, used a machine well enough in the interim, lost weight, and no longer has sleep apnea.
Don't think 6-0 is happening, NSW bros
>>155397816NSW forgot
>wees squelch
uuuuuuuuhhhhh nswsisters????????????
lmao
>>155397816QLD was winning 20-0 last match. Did you forget that?
what a beautiful try
>>155397723How he ever got selected is mind boggling
>kick high to the midget winger>profit
>>155397647>>155397546
KLEINDO YOUR FUCKING JOBSTOP THIS SHIT NOW
I think To'o might've played his last game for NSW
Interior Crocodile Alligator
This shit is faker than wwe
QUEENSLAND BLITZKRIEG
>>155397865send his arse back to africa
Holy shit what a 2nd halfWarriors take note
QUEEENSLAAAANDAH!
>>155397857>if only you knew how bad things really are
A JOJO ON DAYBOO
>>155397840lel
SACK TO'OBRING BACK TUPOU
QUEENSLANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AFL MENTIONED
>>155397867I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVE THE-ATRE
>>155397852>You’ve been off galavanting with R360 comp - haven’t you, haven’t you!!
BRING BACK POOTRELL AND TURBO
QUEENSLANDER QUEENSLANDER QUEENSLANDER QUEENSLANDER QUEENSLANDER
To’o is a good winger with one weakness which can be overcome by having a jumping centre inside him, but this is rep footy not club footy and that luxury isn’t always available
>>155397857put an extra 0 in after the 20 thnx mate kek
MOMENTUM SWING ERROR
>>155397868never stop whinging
Clearly one side of the mcg is cursed have any studies been done on this?
Yay us customers get to watch the 3rd game now woohoo.
TRUST IN COLLINS
>shoulder charge
>refball starts
rigged
>>155397900His weakness is that he’s a manlet
>>155397903damn Billy looking like a angry gorilla
KEKEKEKEKEKE WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS GETTING FUCKED
ASK HIM IF HE HAS A BET ONONE OF THE PLAYERSSURELY
shoulder charges are ok apparently so long as you do two at the same time
Fucking KEK did he just say "you're on the take" to Klein?
>Klein all of a sudden doesn't know what a shoulder charge isMake it make sense
>>155397903Loz looks like he just woke up from his afternoon nap at the home and doesn't know where the fuck he is
Cameron Smith is a wanker and has no business on commentary
Billy Slater established the non-shoulder charge precedent
REFBALL
To me, a neutral obervrer that looks like a strip with 2 in the tackle
>not even hitting 1000 on a SoO thread
HOW DOES HE DO ITSTOOD THEM UP AND DID EM
A DOUBLE ON DAYBOO
ONLY MARKY COULD SCORE THAT
MARKETH MARK
NSW is so back.
HIS NAME IS MARK
Marky Mark has a Kyle Feldt-like ability to make something out of nothing in the corner
Based Union convert
>blue player grabs his foot
MARKY MARK AND THE FUNKY TRY ON DAYBOO
Cobbo was tackled by Staggs, no try penalty QLD
>walsh nowhere to be seen
nsw can't win without klein
VOODOO FEET BAMBOOZLEMENT
Imagine betting money on this crapshoot. Holy fuck.
Move Vegas round to Melbourne and only play origin in QLD and NSW
Has an early poo ever cost a team two origin games in a row?
You can't penalise Staggs for grabbing a foot it's just what he does
>>155397974You just have to be mates with the refs and it's safe
Murder
>>155397978We'd never hear the end of it from whiny afl fags
HAMMERTIME
Go Staggs bash Flegler
8 POINT PENALTY TRY THEY KILLED OUR TWINK
based staggs forcing the walsh substitution
OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF
HE WRAPPED HIS ARMSNO PENALTYCLEAN HIT
Should be sent offWill be a 10
Looks like a forward pass in there
IF HE DOESN'T GO OFF ROYAL COMMISSION IN THE NRL
>>155397997It’d be good but. Vegas is shit and the Storm could have a doubleheader every year to start the comp, and neutral origin fucking sucks I hate it so much it’s unreal
HERE COMES THEHERE COMES THEHERE COMES THEYALL DONT REALLY WANT IT NOW
REDUCE *CLAP*YOUR *CLAP*FORCE *CLAP*
it's over
Unlike NSWs Queensland doesn't need the refs help to score
How the fuck is that only 10
>>155398007WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH
>walsh
lmao they cut away from the final passRigged for qld
>>155398035The retarded gambler ref
God I wish some crazy sniper would start going ham on team QLD right now.
That looked like Suaalii on Walsh live but it wasn't that bad slowmo. Just 10 is fair.
>take player off for 15 minutes (rest of game)>get sent off for 10 minutespretty good deal
We got the enhanced games, why can't we get a league where you're allowed to completely blow your opponent the fuck up?
>>155398035Ponga not being obviously injured
Do nrl players ever get done for roids, some of them are huge
>kicker with a good technique (walker) shows how easy kicking conversions really isall you spastics going on about >muh shape of the ball the other day are retards
why has he got a hitler moustache
nice kick teddy
>>155398058Yeah it’s pretty blatant idk how they don’t get done
>>155398058Don’t test blokes on injury recovery and nobody gets caught
Tedesco can never play Origin again
COLLINS COLLINS COLLINS COLLINS COLLINS COLLINS COLLINS COLLINS COLLINS COLLINS COLLINS COLLINS COLLINS COLLINS COLLINS COLLINS COLLINS COLLINS COLLINS COLLINS COLLINS COLLINS COLLINS COLLINS COLLINS COLLINS COLLINS COLLINS COLLINS
COLLINSGOD COLLINSGOD COLLINSGOD COLLINSGOD COLLINSGOD COLLINSGOD COLLINSGOD COLLINSGOD
WE WANT 50 CLAP CLAP CLAP
we want 50
NSW falling apart
STOP THE COUNT
We’re getting flogged now
Ok, rig is in I'm done.
>>155398058Bronson Xerri got done a few years ago, not as common as you'd think but
This was a shit origin
>>155398072should just get done on how all of them have HGH eyebrow ridge growth.
DROP CLEARYMOSES-STRANGE HALVES
DEPLOY ALL NOOKS ON QLD. I know they have some at the Lucas Heights reactor. Just launch them at the stadium and end this shit!
If the bloos win game 3 this win gets a permanent asterix
91671 crowd attendence apparently.
>>155398099This was a rigged origin.
Has an Origin coach ever been sacked mid series?
ANYONE SEEN WALSH
We're sliding off the catalog boys
Qld didn't even need to deploy their Reece Lightning weapon.
>>155398131Kek
>>155398120All me
>>155398058Bronson XerriJames SegeyaroSandor EarlMichael Jennings In recent timesPrior to that you have to go back to the 90s and early 00s (they only got weeks-months suspension then)Rodney HoweRobbie O'Davis and a few others
PROTECT THE TWINK
>>155398099>>155398125yeah for the blues but the blues still don't understand origin and got beat by a better peem this would be over without the rigging of the first game see ya at the gabba
>>155398131everyone instantly shuts the thread as soon as the game is done anyway
this has to be scripted
Hope the Socceroos win on saturday
>>155398148>gabbaaflsperg.....
4m short meme teddy special
>>155398128Apparently Maninga tried to resign after Queensland lost game one in 2006 and got talked out of it by the QRL chairman.
>>155398150
threadlad, don't bother making the thread tomorrow until lunch, no chance we keep it alive through the early football games
>>155398169Something something political career
>ripe for the picking Based Ellie booty enjoyer
Yep it'll only be peemsland party posting, no need for that rubbish
I HOPE HE GOT IT
just give cobbo the try
>>155398186so does Klein for his 50pt multi
>>155398162its a meme you silly 3rd game is at Dolphins home stadium
>that smile from klein
Get fucked you bald faggot ref
And to think people questioned ChatGPT when it selected Cobbo on the wing for Queensland
Top rows look full. Cracker of a crowd, well done Melbourne!
conversions are nuts
Trash game if we’re honest origin shouldn’t be in melbourne
NSW need an actual coach, like Madge. Ignore this bullshit that the coach can’t be a current club coach.Then we need City/Country as a full blown trial match as it should be so we can more easily identify the players who are and aren’t suitable for rep footy. And lastly, and this goes for the City/Country game too, we just pick the best players in each position no more bullshit about club combinations and types of players for team strategy or to counteract what the opposition might do just give the jumper to the blokes who deserve it
>>155398063
>>155398212figures some plooes bitch would talk like an american
>>155398212never stop whinging
>>155398213Most importantly, keep picking Clearly he needs the chance to finally prove himself.
We dont need City/Country
>>155398202he put a good bet on and you didn't
WE WANT 50
oh no nsw there is still 7 minutes left :D
>>155396765>>155396767>>155396769>>155396774>>155396799
Walker needs to be the Kangaroos halfback desu
It’s true though
>>155398235I dont pay for or bet on goyball
>>155398238here's how they can still win:>>>>
Hasler should coach.
if they dont score 50 did they really win
>19,671>67kekKEK
9now just died I'm going to miss the 50...
>>155398213Should at least allow current NRL assistants to head coach NSW. They'd leap at the chance to prove themselves.
nsw consider this: barefoot walking in the park
Lads my Pooses cam has broken
>>155398161Should be a good one
COMEBACK
COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK
So why did we just randomly restart the tackle count after the chargedown?
OGREBALL
BLUESBACK
all qld tries were flukes
>strange gets only 10mins after moses and cleary shown they weren't doing it>koroisau still hasn't taken the field>olakau'atu not in the team
the most dangerous lead
>>155398270it really annoys me that safety laws have ruined giant stadiumsyeah, a 120k venue isn't going to get filled often but it's at least novel to have the what if
>>155398234Yes we fucking do. We always had it, even before it became by origin, and we have too many players in every position we need it as a trial. We’ve gotten steadily less successful at origin since neglecting the ethos city/country, from 2002 picking blokes for the wrong team to give them a run and then resting “elite” players as if they’ve already earned the right to play for the state, and finally totally abandoning it after turning it into shit for over a decade
>>155398296Think about what a chargedown is...
now time to sit back and watch nsw eat themselves and blame players and coaches
>>155398314who else would you blame
>>155398296Because a charge down is playing at the ball, i.e. a moment in possession, thus when NSW regained possession it was a new set of possession, not a continuation of the old set.
>>155398320kek
>>155398314I was already blaming Daily even when they won game 1
Good thing we dropped the best second rower in the comp for Zac Lomax's twin brother who has done........... FUCK ALL
>>155398320the 14th player on the qld side klein
>clearshit
>>155398320selectors. Should’ve made changes after the first game like everyone smart was saying they need to because we only won it last second against 12 men and were getting smashed before the send off
Need yellow dress slag to come out of retirement and get Cleary dropped from origin.
Tedesco is incapable of passing the ball
Mitchell Cleary
Any cute girls in the crows tonight?
Yeo shouldn’t even be on the team let alone starting lock and captain
the crowd decided the game thank you based lelbourne
MY QLDYOUR QLDBASED QLD
POOSOUTHWALES
>can't even put 50 on the poosthe pooroons are finished
Did Api get any minutes?
>page 8Lmao
QUEENSLANDER QUEENSLANDER QUEENSLANDER QUEENSLANDER QUEENSLANDER SUCK MY HUMONGOUS SLIMY HAIRY QUEENSLANDER COCK YOU NSW POOF CUNTS GET FUCKED
AFLbro here, are there any normal teams that play like this? It was a good watch but wouldn't want to watch a normal game if they're the equivalent of the dons
>>155398393nah now he's sadi
Loz with the fucking spiraxPad full of shite like a cat owner
>>155398410kek yeah I saw that
NSW can still turn this around. They can claim half the Maroons were taking roids and win that way.
Im from nsw but prefer afl because I’m a contrarian
drop teddy for edwards and nsw fixes half their problems
So many Blues bulls just lost thousands in bets to the bookies. What a shame.
>>155398401dolphins are probably the most exciting watch right now
>>155398450I’m a blues supporter but I put money on Queensland.
>walker MOTM think cobbo should have got it tbqh
>We suck again!
They should give them a thousand dollar voucher for JB Hi-fi (or whatever) as well as the motm medal. Missed opportunity there
>24-44Absolute STATE of Origin
>>155398484was a pathetic game, perhaps the worst ever
>>155398472yeah like the $25 voucher they get in the BBL
>>155398490Stfu laurie
Loz never quite grasped bench rotations
Replay on now on Fox. Vossy called the match.
why does reddit think staggs was the worst player on the field
cause he plays for the BroncGODS
>>155398533leg pull
Quuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnssssssssllllllllaaaaaaannnnndddddeeeerrrrrrrrrr
WHY ARE WE SO SHIT??
NSW winning game 3 in Queensland with this lineup would be pretty funny
>>155398472Will you EVER explain why you're posting from Ireland?
There's zero chance we win at Suncorp
>>155398586he works for a NGO
Words cannot describe how shit Laurie Daley is.The guy lacks all coaching ability, even down his dopey appearance. I'm sure he is a great bloke but he has to go. When are NSW going to get just one good fucking coach?
Laurie is a retarded big nosed faggot fucking cunt so he's probably gonna stay mostly loyal to his boys. But this is what I'd do 1. Tedesco (This is his last chance though) 2. To'o 3. Mitchell 4. Trbojevic 5. Bostock 6. Strange 7. Cleary 8. Koloamatangi 9. Robson 10. Yeo 11. Young 12. Olakau'atu 13. Murray 14. Koroisau 15. Radley 16. Ford 17. Duncan 18. Katoa19. Koula
>>155398662Cunt has to tilt his head just to see past his nose lmao
>>155398666Nah tedesco is a meme. He got a fluke in game 1 that saved his arse, but he's a gigantic fucking meme.
>>155398610In Ireland? Yeah, right. I know the micks are poverty ponies, but not to that extent.
1000 poosts bros...
I think Haas is used incorrectly. I'd have him playing the latter 20 minutes of each half, coming on with fresh legs and skittling defenders. Someone solid like Saifiti or Yeo is better to quell the first phase of play. Yes he can play 80, but should be?
>>155398666I'm a fucking idiot and forgot Haas so start him for Keon and Keon for Ford
>>155398760Loz's whole rotation was fucked
<1000 posts>dead poomunity
with a big pack you get that initial impact and stopping power early on but the pace of the game as it is these days you might be better off with a twinkish pack that can absorb it they might not make much ground up the middle but thats okcome half time and those big boys get to sit down and start thinking how tired they are then comes the twinks in the 2nd half and they can just run around the tired big boys
I'm gettin real sick of the love affair with Cam Murray.... especially that fucking dinosaur Andrew Johns who has a major league hard on for him...seriously hes just a souths dud that offers NOTHING!
why hasn't NSW staff had a major upheaval in the last 10 years? These problems have been going on forever and they never learn. Whoever thought Laurie Daley could run a team let alone be elected dog catcher is absolutely fucked in the head.
>>155398569Cause you are from New South Wales
>>155398903yeah i dont see it either
Laurie Daley has straight up ruined his reputation in NSW. He was an all time great Blue as a player. You can even put him up there with the likes of Joey and Freddy. And as a person anyone who has met him will tell you he's one of the nicest people you'll ever meet (I can confirm this) But his two stints as NSW coach just makes me sick if the sight of him now. Yeah you can say his first stint he went up against the 8 in a row Queensland team which is one of the if not the best teams to ever play the game, but his weird loyalty to losing players (Mitchell Pearce especially) did him no favours. Then in his second stint somehow convincing the NSWRL to give him another shot. Choking last year in spectacular fashion and even if they somehow win in game 3 it will be despite Laurie, not because of him
>>155398912Buzz was calling for a complete overhaul of the NSWRL on 360 for years but nobody was listening to him
YNR gutho playing centre for NSW
>>155398982Isaah Yeo had to play basically a whole game of centre in that series after Teddy got concussed
also remember niggo playing centre too
If NSWRL don't clean house it's just bad for the game. An uncompetitive NSW is no fun to watch for anyone. Queenslanders will beat their chests about how good they are, but they know NSW could be a million times better. Ask them how Queenland would be going if they were stuck with Kevie fucking Walters, nobody would like that either.
>>155398970Buzz
Assume that everyone is fit and in current form, who is your NSW 1-7For me:>Edwards>Koula>Staggs>Mitchell>McLean>Strange>Moses
2nd half was a blast rig
Blatant
>>155399048McLean probably out for game 3
If you're Laurie Daley... do you risk showing yourself in public for the next 3 weeks?I can't stand to look at that bloke anymore. Why did he do this to himself? Sometimes you just need to have to self-awareness to know when you don't have it.
It’s so fun watching NSW rebuild their side every game, win or lose. Why don’t QLD fans do this?
Theres only 1 thing NSW can do to win the series, and that is playing Lachie Galvin instead of that fraud Cleary.
Why did the Broncos have to make the right call and take Madge away from us
>>155399094they have 30 players to choose from, NSW have 100+
They're setting it up for the Latrell saving NSW in game 3 storyline
>>155399094Mate we aren't rebuilding anything, we just want these old nepo cunts like Laurie Daley to fuck off. It was obvious from game 1 this guy has his head in the clouds, but he got lucky.
>>155399126this, him and Luai will singlehandedly save our sorry asses
>>155399040why do that when you just get klein to rig it >inb4 he didn't tonightyeah he also lost 400k on the ponies maybe he's just not that good at what he does
Laurie Daley is a convenient excuses for the fact New South Wales is no good at Rugby League.
>>155399126But that would mean we are stuck with laurie daley next year. No thanks, I'll take a 50 nil thrashing thanks.
QUEEENNSSLLAANNDDAAAAHHH
But who do you realistically replace Daley with though
>>155399179Nathan Cleary
>Only one Indigenous player and he's like half Tongan or some shit Need more bruthas in the team
>>155399190abos prefer gayfl
>>155399179Unironcally John Strange might be a shout
Page 10 lads
>>155399190yeah cobGOD mogged the islanders tonight
>>155399248leave 1000 posts to me
QUEEENNSSLANDAAAAA
nothing good to watch these days. sopranos killed tv for me.
>>155399283I’ll consider it
any good soccer on tonight?
1000!
>>155399318Portugal vs Dr Congo should be good
No footy tomorrow sucks, fuck byes I want games
Can we please talk about how shit Laurie Daley is for another 1,000 posts. I'm being serious btw.
>>155399318England v Croatia will be good if you can be bothered to get up at 6am
