>>155372082
he wanted to have played in USA so bad, i bet he would've tried to enter the hollywood circuit, or going on tv with conan o'brian and whatnot-

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>big 2026
>Still believing women when they claim someone raped them

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Will cuckiano cry again if Portugal doesn't win?

>>155372082
Did he have tk get trumps permission to play

>>155373364
Holy based

But why would anyone rape a woman in the ass?

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>>155373364
Kill yourself you fucking pissi shill

>>155374536
Why was he crying? Was this when Chile won?

>>155373364
>Implying Cristiano cares about Portugal
He'll cry whenever another Portuguese player scores that isn't him

>>155375136
You can clearly see it's Copa America 2024 and the game vs Colombia

>>155372082
I have a theory that he only raped that woman to put to bed the gay allegations. It's telling that it was anal rape after all, too.

>>155374232
Higher pressure

>>155372082
jokes aside, he genuinely didn't do it
leaving aside the fact that he's a faggot, the trail of events is
she made the allegation, no evidence
his lawyers payed 350k anyway to avoid the "believe all women" negative publicity (which happened regardless)
2016 this yankoid bitch realises he's literally worth over a billion and that she lowballed, so she tries to extort more, 56 mil
it gets thrown out
the criminal case also gets thrown out
it seems pretty obvious that this is just extortion

Wait, wasn't he supposed to be gay?

>>155376654
He had to get it on