Bit of news>messi scored a hattrick against Algeria and is now joint top goal scorer in world cup history >livramento injured and replaced with chalobah >tuchel said he didn't even realise they stuff stolen and that the tornado felt more like a little bit of rain>mbappe scored a brace which puts him within reach of the world cup scoring record
Bump
>>155390766What are the chances of sir Harry breaks Klose record in this world cup?
>>155390766Good luck on your match tomorrow dad
finally some trans
im just saying if you want the thread to survive, you should comment on the match here instead of going into the fast-moving thread
I'm calling it ENG 0 - 4 CRA
The Edition sperg will not like this thread
>mbappe two goals>haaland two goals >messi hat trick Kane will score today. Probably not more than one because Tuchel has us playing a dire brand of football but whatever
>>155394683Kane will score an own goal. Kek wills it
>>155394617Called it: >>155394675What a sad little boy
mantroony melty
>>155394785the most insecure man in whole england
>>155394897Obvious control freak, the sad cunt
>>155394946i'd somewhat appreciate it he actually kept the thing alive despite floods of posts but he didn't, i had the threads on my tab just to watch it die
>>155390766I'd like England to win solely because of the page 3 glamour models they've supplied me. It's a bit like a transaction
The funny thing is Harry Maguire would have probably been called up to replace Livramento, but he pissed off Tuchel when he started crying to the media immediately and unnecessarily created friction with the media and the England squad.
>>155395857The media should press him that question
>>155395744>Igor Jesus spammer at it againcringe
>>155395857Tuchel said before that chalobah was ahead of maguire
>Midfielder Bernardo Silva has joined Real Madrid on a two-year deal, linking up with manager Jose Mourinho.
>>155396285This is why i hope you guys lose
>RANGERS today confirms the departure of men’s Head Coach, Danny Röhl, to Red Bull Salzburg by mutual agreement.lol
>england game is 3am in this booniesHow am I supposed to hatewatch
already know the match will be a slurper like every england game
>>155396285Squad needs more diversity tbf
>>155395765Are you a Pinder man?
Portugal 5 Congo 0England 3 Croatia 1
>>155394785Kek why does this melt think he owns /epl/. As soon as he goes to bed his threads die because nobody else uses them.
Tommy Tucker and Harald Kahn seemed very confident in the most recent interview.
>>155390766A simple question.Why don't they participate in the World Cup as Great Britain, like they do in the Olympics?
>>155400417The individual football associations existed before FIFA did
>>155400417They would've won with prime Bale in the team
>>155400417We created the sport and as such, at the start, we only had each other to play against. Thus we seperated the constituent countries. Its just stayed like that since.
how many bingerlie bongs will you do if they actually win, all the paki's in london sucking each other off?
Fuckinghell lads its finally here!!! Even ma google logo looking all engerland for it. Wahey!I got it at 2-1. We might do even more against these old shitters. Come on lets be avin it!
THREE LIONS ON A SHIRTJULES RIMET STILL GLEAMINGTHIRTY YEARS OF HURTNEVER STOPPED ME DREAMING
>>155400585Jewels remain still gleaming*
>>155400507Pakis support everyone but England. They're maimly supporting Portugal because they're Man United bandwagoners.
>>155400417Wouldn't be fair on the other 3 countries. England is very dominant in comparison.
>>155390766Lets build england up to a creciendo as they pass through the group stage and first knockout round. And then all leave when they lose
>>155400711Most browns are liverpool fans in my experience.
>Get told all of the Arsenal and Palace fans are black>Go to London a couple of years ago (wouldn't recommend it)>Trains are off so have to get a replacement bus>Don't realise it's match day>Load of Palace fans come past>Every one of them is white>About 3am decide to get something from the takeaway across the street>Hear that "ARSE-NAL" chant coming from around the corner>Immediately stop relaxing because I know what this means>It's three Arsenal fans, drunk (presumably they shared half a shandy earlier that day)>They're all whiteHave I been lied to this whole time?
>>155400738Indians support liverpool. Pakis support united. Blacks support arsenal. Although blacks and indians seem to at least support England in tournaments.
>>155400772Palace is like France. White supporters and black players.
>>155400417Because France created FIFA to control football and we told them to get fucked. They then begged us to join FIFA to 'make it work' and we went 'OK, but only if you let us have four teams' and they went 'OK'. Ever since then, the non-England FAs have 'feared' FIFA 'forcing them' to create a UK team if the men made a GB team for the Olympics. Which is nonsense. The women have done it and FIFA hasn't ordered them to do it.
Still absolutely baffled by Spurs spending £53m on a guy with a year left on his contract. Unless this is a weird book cooking exercise with Vuscavoic or w/e his name is going to Brighton for £35m, I don't see why you'd pay this.Also, the weird calling it /epl/ - transfer edition is just a newfag, it's /trans/ during the transfer break, no need for /epl/. But 190's entire life is 4chan so he'll do it to ruin it.
I still don't understand why English fans want them to win the groupWhy would want to play Mexico in Mexico City?
>>155400818most Sikhs I've known were United supporters
>>155403139Gotta do what ya gotta do.
>>155403035>every attention whoring sperg on here is 190
>>155400823kek
why isn't starboy Bukrappo Sucka playing?
I don't remember Kane stuttering before. Who taught him that
>>155416015>Who taught him thatI'm not sure but I do know who can help him get rid of it
strange they didn't check that for offside
Tuchel is cooking
I kneel.Most KINO match yet.
>Poch won his game>Potter won his game>Tuchel probably will win his gameBlueco is the real problem
there are two pasalices??
Is Rashy coming on? Where’s our sweet Rashy
>>155424118He scored!!And Barca would rather paid so much for Gordon
>arsenal players all involved in assisting the goalsRogers and rashford confirmed signings.
only £40m for Rashford
>>155425413>And Barca would rather paid so much for GordonYou should be pleased
Top Six World Cup Contributions>Arsenal3 Goals, 4 Assists>City2 Goals>United2 Goals>Liverpool2 Goal, 5 assists>Chelsea0 Goals, 1 assist>Spurs0 goals, 0 assists
>>155426360Sorry, >Spurs0 goals, 1 assist (I forgot Bergvall).Also I didn't include Salah's assist because he isn't at Liverpool any more. But you can if you want.
where is the other thread
>>155426714Removed because we're in /trans/ season now. Window is open.
>>155426714The spacker who made it abandoned it.
>Harry Kane "it was a game of two halves"
How will Arsenal and Citycucks react when Liverpool produce a squad like this next year?
heh
>>155427102He didn't get the memo. It's a game of four quarters.
>>155427138Well, Barcola and Diomande will be around £250m. Schlotterbeck around £50m. So £300m. I mean, sure, £800m in two windows is following the Chelsea method but that hasn't worked out...
>>155425413I love Rashy
>>155427188TOTAL ENGLAND TAKE OVER
>>155426714Liversissy bodied by the mods
>>155416015He always takes a step to see which way the keeper is going cause he's elite
It's over for me but at least this thread survives so it's still good
>>155426763>>155427642Think it just got swept away, dude's a proper bellend only likes to make the thread but never cares when it keeps dying during WC and so he keeps making new ones and gets angry if someone else makes a thread
>Four goals>Three Lions>Two words>One syllable>E A S Y
it begins
>EXCLUSIVE: Liverpool are set to sign Víctor Muñoz with HIJACK done, HERE WE GO! >Newcastle in advanced talks for days but #LFC enter the deal, verbally agree terms with Muñoz and activate €40m release clause.
>>155426360Villa have replaced Spurs in the top 6
>>155394683>Kane two goals
Unbelievable headline
>Madueke wins penalty>Puts good cross in for Bellingham who gets fouled>Rice assists Kane>Saka assists Rashford>Rashford scoresAre the other teams in the PL even trying?
>>155428125Warra sissy. We just wanna talk about our favourite game, football :)
>>155428125you're angry everytime a thread gets made though which is why you complain
alright who is the leaker and what is his motive?
How is Rice so good at corners btw. Can't go on about 'wrestling' either.
Mantroony fucking SEETHING that we beat Croatia hahahaahah
He has to win Balon d'Or surely. If he gets the Golden Boot it should be a lock.
>>155428169How it is>>155428257Beautiful >>155428609He's wearing Beckham's boots
>>155428655No evidence of that itt liversissy. Sorry that nobody used your thread so it died (lol).
>>155428676Should have had two corner assists but O'Really missed a sitter.
>>155428609I hope we can cheatcode corners with him and we get through the later stages with those obnoxious goals that drizzle in from a scrum somehow
>>155428722>O'Really missed a sitter.He missed two, kekHope he gets a few later
>>155427339>Barcola and Diomande will be around £250mProbably closer to a combined £170, if it is true that Spurs wants Gakpo for £60 million, only then will they go for Barcola.Schlotterbeck will cost £52 million, but that is a total bargain in today's market, and Darwin Nunez on a free.Diomande, Schlotterbeck and Darwin for about 50m each is a bargain in this market. Especially if you sell Chiesa to Como.Making big name signings isn't the emphasis for Liverpool this Transfer Window, it's depth.This is why they won't spend big money to replace Robertson, and just bring back Tsimikas as a back-up to Kerkez, or other attacking positions because of the return of Harvey Elliott.Yes, Liverpool will spend big money on a Salah replacement, but the overall emphasis will be based on depth.
England :)
1st penalty was rigged.But to be fair, our team was super shir the entire time after that
>Rice and Saka corner delivery>Kane and Bellingham heading LORD THANK YOU FOR BLESSING ME
>>155428792It's not going to be £170m. Both have had numbers mentioned. Diomande is £120m, Barcola is £90m. So that's at least £210m. But if you want to do more instalments pushing it up to £250m. So £300m is hardly 'out there'.
Why is Bruno Fernandes unable to do anything in a stacked Portugal squad? Man United fans assured me he was the best player in the league all season.
>>155429129There is a certain old guy who play as their striker
Kane saying Tuchel gave a speech at half time saying "if we lose we lose, but fuck it just go for it m8"
>>155429337Whatever Tuchel said it worked. He looked pissed going into the tunnel at half time.
>>155428609>>155428734Still should have brought maguire then
>>155429129>Bernardo silva when playing for Portugal shitting up the place as usual >old man Ronaldo>wigan manager
>>155429238>>155429478NOOOOOOOO STOP YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BLAME FERNANDES BECAUSE HES A MAN UNITED PLAYER!!!
>>155428908>Barcola is £90m.First of all, I can only say that you must be confused with the conversation rate between euros and pounds.Second of all, I have said that the Barcola transfer only looks realistic *if* Spurs wants to bid 60m for Gakpo.
Pool just signed salah's replacement from osasuna, look up
Another summer of SNUBcastle
>>155429682HIJACKED
>>155429648Well, shit.
Toughest game of the tournament so far and England dominated their opponent. It's actually coming home.
>>1554296484>>155429682I suppose the Saudi investment has been a failure
>cant even pay 40m after selling Gordon for 90mYeah just sell Hall to United maybe you'll have enough money to do something
>>155428655ay it was hilarious when he revealed himself to be a jock
>>155428370Already gave up making your own general huh?Too bad too bad
>>155429682Nice to know our players are more worried about signing for a club than of scoring against Cabo Verde
>>155430254Is money really the issue for them? United have had more than enough money to do something for the last decade and haven't done a thing.
Indog doesn't know how transfers work
>>155430254They can afford it but theres not really much they can do if clubs like liverpool want the same playerThis could be another summer of snubs for them
>>155430464funny how u project that other people care about threads when so far it's only you crying about it3rd world things, can't blame U for making 4chan ur life
He's a kino player
>Liverpool are set to sign winger Victor Munoz from Osasuna after triggering his 40m euro (£34.6m) release clause.
>>155429558>First of all, I can only say that you must be confused with the conversation rate between euros and pounds.€100m is around £90m, anon.
>TOOOONNIIIGGGHHHHT I'M A ROCK N ROLL STAAAAAARR
>WE'RE SIGNING DIOMANDE AND BARCOLA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>*signs Munoz for £35m instead*Lol.
>>155430464Bodied that scouse freak
>>155429648>>155429682that's Gakpo's replacement, get fucked ABLs
you know who else that can be signed for 40m for newcastle? rashford :)
>>155431228
Dave
>>155431271He's worth every penny too. £40M for an England international is a bargain.
kek still including rashford
Bruno is shit lmao what a fucking fraud
Barcola isn't leaving PSG, and if he does he'll obviously go to arsenal who hold all the cards.
>>155432443Barcelona fumbled hard. Paid £80M for Gordon.
>>155432502pen merchant can't cope without pgmol
>>155432503Barcola wants more playing time and has 2 years remaining on his contract. If he does leave it may be next summer.
>>155433635likely if Barcola is leaving PSG will land Diomande maybe Liverpool can make that kind of gentleman's agreement
INGERLUND INGERLUND NAH NAHNAH
>>155428863I used to dream about times like this
Amazing how much better the team plays when not held back by egomaniacs like Harry Maguire. You didn't doubt Tuchel did you?
>>155437563The moment Tuchel cut out the cancerous weakmind scousers I knew he was the right man. World class manager.
>>155437829This^
>>155437829Harry Maguire is a scouser? That's news to me. Anyway he showed his true colours when he got his brother and mum to whine on twitter on his behalf. Very feminine behaviour.
>>155437563they're still writing articles about how tranny maguire got snubbed by tommy tactics hahaha, why would you call up a slowpoke drama queen
>>155437829Yep. Bet the players are loving the england camp now knowing they dont have to share the pitch with smelly bastard scousers lol.
>>155437563He's got Irish blood (he isn't English and he should be out of the country)
>>155437563yeah just don't have troons in the team and the team does good
>>155437829gonna set liversissy off with this one. 4d chess move to get the gay freak to bump another man's thread.>>155437919based japs
>>155437563they didn't like the one
>>155438060>He's got Irish blood (he isn't English and he should be out of the country)An Estonian just mindbroke the Scottish tranny
>>155437563Lil bro called his mummy to talk to the papers lmao no wonder homosexuals love him
4am Davinder Dilation
another liversissy melty in the wee hoursnot taking everyone abandoning his thread very well :/
>>155438143afraid he copied this one after he got exposed
>>155438143KEK it's true
>>155438143that crossdressing freak is currently crying at 4am on a work night on 4chan, truly truly grim stuff
>>155438159Kek
>>155438204hes posting trannies in the matchy
Can't believe England is entertaining to watch
>>155438159Sides in orbit kek>>155438348Tuchel is a great manager. You have to remember that England has been to 2 finals recently with a PE teacher managing.
No wonder he hates and is ungrateful to Southgate, typical seething jock
>>155438471He's still in pain after he made a thread predicting USA losing and then getting bullied and abused by the entirety of /sp/ kek biggest lolcow on the board
>>155438499sounds about right tbf that was hilarious watching everyone come together to laugh at xer
>>155438471You've claimed he's >indian>manc>londoner >scottish >gayAt what point do you realise that you're being a schizo? I can't be the only onw tired of this characterfag shit.
>>155438514Gms
>>155438471KEK he seethed over this
men i thought the goal notif was about uzbek equalizing
>>155438514I think it's the guy who makes the "/epl/ - Transfer Edition" threads. He got mad yesterday because everyone used this thread instead.
apparently the gay indian that lives in scotland and supports man u and posts homosexual tiktoks doesn't exist
>>155438655The tranny cries in fear as he stabs you in the back etc etcYnr Adrian Ramos
>>155438708yeah the tranny crying about threads is pathetic after whining all season about tranny united getting kicked KEK
>>155438748True that, the tranny cried in fear getting laughed at for wearing women's dresses and caring about 4chan threads
>>155438655If this is true. He's a sad bastard.
>>155438655>>155438897It's true. Polish poster can confirm.
>>155438777Luv LatinasHate Crossdressers
>>155438777he's gonna do his samefagging all night like the sad little dole troon he is, I'll laugh at him when England win the big one
I actually think we're winning this thing. I don't see how anyone can beat us
> Excl. - Agreement in principle between #RealMadrid and #EnzoFernandez for a contract until 2032. Real Madrid are now ready to submit a huge bid to #Chelssa to try to sign the midfielder, who wants to leave #CFC and pushing to join Madrid. #transfers
love waking up to a gazumping
>>155439946their current business so fari thought they've done more with all the noises
>>155439946same literal who xitter account reported munoz to newcastle was a done deal a week ago
>>155439996That's the best thing about transfer rumors, you can find someone with at least a façade of credibility 'reporting' whatever news or rumor that you would like. It's like a choose your own adventure I don't doubt that Enzo and Madrid have agreed to personal terms tho, he's on relatively low wages at Chelsea
Its pretty funny how literally nobody wants to play for or live in Newcastle. Its nice to see Newcastle fail as well. Celebrated being sold out to an oil country, waving their arms in the air with rags on their heads, start playing in green kit. Saudi stops sports washing. Love to see it. Saudi will sell at some pointChelsea and City are tin pot clubs. Tiny fan bases. Newcastle have a loyal local following, but they're just as small in the wider scheme of things. Only difference being, they flooded oil money in through the backdoor while it was available and they could. Now Newcastle can't, and Saudi arent up for doing it anyway. Say what you want about Liverpool, but they're a proper football club and always will be. You can't buy that history or fanbase
madrid have officially announced cucurella and bernardo silva despite both are still busy in WC and yet United haven't officially announced Ederson
>ex-Wolves manager, Bruno Lage has agreed to sign in as new Diriyah Club (currently playing in 2nd tier of SA league) head coachwell that's fucking dire, the money must be worth it
>>155440666I thought Saudi league was like MLS with no relegation system
>40m get you this
A decent side rape our defence. We needed Maguire, unironically, he's always great in an England shirt.
>>155440038>Its pretty funny how literally nobody wants to play for or live in Newcastle.Have you ever been? I wouldn't want to live there either. People talk about the Midlands not being a real place, but everything north of York and south of Edinburgh might as well be the bermuda triangle
I just checked the fixtures and there isn't another decent game until like 2.5 days from now??? Slop WC
>>155440948Can't have soccer playing on weekends, peasant sport plays on peasant days
esl talking to himself
>>155440987Starmer rushing through the citizenship paperwork so Tuchel can be knighted
so is it munoz waiting for a better team to sign him or newcastle dilly-dallying to get a cheaper price than the release clause?
>>155440987When did Ed Harris become our manager?
Just had a letter say I'm "under investigation" for not having a TV loicense kek. It's so insane that you can get fined for using the iplayer to watch the footy but they'd do nothing if you stream it on footybite or wherever
>>155441439reports are saying newcastle agreed a fee £1.1m below his release clause kek. theyve been linked with him for at least a week should have just paid up and got it done hes already even done his liverpool medical absolute state of the toon army
>Isak Ekitike Munoz front 3>For LiverpoolGotta sting that
>>155441552Keep an eye out for suspicious vans nearby lad, they're on to youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq7luWzbouo
>>155441569This assumes Isak and Ekitike will learn to play with each other, and that Munoz won't be a disaster.
>>155441569probably better than shitsko Cunthair and mbumbay (midtable shitters)
>>155441569Ekitike's injury probably will make him miss whole next season
konate to madrid confirmed
>>155441747Dumfries Hujsen Konate Cucrella is a GRIM back 4
>>155441747>>155442202When does Mou get sacked when all the egos blow up? I'm thinking September.
>>155440038The irony of course being Liverpool did buy their history and by proxy their fanbase.
>>155442239he doesn't manage a clown show like transchester dilated, he manages real madrid. he won't get sacked in september
>>155442802>2026 real madrid>not a clown show
>>155442824He can't pass a single day without mentioning United and tranny just leave him be
A timeline of "Nothing Ever Happens" in the Footballing Third World:16 May:>Celtic came from behind in an astonishing finale to beat long-time Scottish Premiership leaders Hearts and deny them a first league title since 1960 - while securing their fifth title in a row after a miraculous season.26 May:>Scotland striker Lawrence Shankland says he is fulfilling his "dream" of joining "boyhood club" Rangers after completing his transfer from Scottish Premiership rivals Heart of Midlothian for what both clubs say are "undisclosed terms".17 June:>Rangers have appointed Derek McInnes as manager on a three-year contract after agreeing a compensation deal with Scottish Premiership rivals Hearts.
says the indonesian slumdog that talks to himself about liverpiss all day and cries about trans rightmanc cunts forever the victims
>>155442912Careful you'll upset Dave calling his country third world
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
>>155440038They sold out for 1 league cup lmao. Literally as successful as Swansea City now!
>>155442931Thought he was decent but he's as annoying as the Kuwaiti cunt, must be a Muslim thing
>The pathetic cunt talking about its little characters has arrivedWelp, I'm out. Laters x
>>155442989The Indonesian Jadon Sancho obsessive is far worse than the Kuwaiti Arsenal plastic.
>>155440038And they even won a major trophy more recently than alleged massive club Manchester United
>>155443014What makes you think that? Because he probs wears flip flops all day and uses a CRT?
>>155443045>What makes you think that? Tries far too hard to fit in with everything.
>>155443052can't argue with that
>>155443052KEK
another player for dave to mald and say och aye the noo about
>>155443088now we know that Liverpool have put him on £200kpw
>>155443088>och aye the noo about
>>155443148Tran U are poor, they can't even afford that. That's why they haven't got Ederson or Fernandes or Pardo or Tchouameni etc etc
>>155443088>Newcastle getting gazumped by sky 6 clubs all summer again
>needing to samefag just to slander meFunny
>>155443526You're absolutely fucking boring even by the standards of this general.
>>155443581Im mostly posting about transfer news and do a little of opinion that might be biased toward United, you've got a more severe posters in here but i get that you probably just dont like United in general
>Diomande is a United fan
>>155443730He's going to Liverpool
>>155400772I know one black guy from Croydon who supports Palace, all the others support Arsenal or Man U. All the white guys from round there are usually Palace fans. Also just because they support them doesn't mean they're actually going to games.
>New - Kieran Trippier is fully committed to #Wolves after the shock sacking of Rob Edwards. Trippier has been in contact with new head coach Cesar Peixoto and will report for pre-season in July.
>There is a cruel joke doing the rounds that all you have to do to sign players as a Premier League sporting director is wait for Newcastle United to identify a target, agree a fee and then steal them.
>>155440666>well that's fucking direI believe it's diriyah
>>155444452Why don't elite players want to finish in the bottom half with Eddie Meme?
Romano hate is so forced
>>155440666>Diarrhea FC
>>155444814and just 30 years ago it seemed everybody loved him
>>155444796Because he can't pay them the wages that they can finish 17th with Tottenham with I would imagine
Imagine if the gammons had their way and we got Eddie Howe as the England manager instead of Tuchel.
>England fans drinking in the streets and chantingHooligans and gammons>Scotland fans drinking in the streets and chanting#TARTANARMY WAHEEEEY
>>155444452spuds finished worse than them and they're already refreshing their defensive line it's just skill issue
Imagine if the centrist dads got their way and we got Graham Potter as the England manager instead of Tuchel.
>>155443526>>155443643I like you Polandbro. At least you actually talk about football.
BREAKING NEWS>Liverpool customers in ecstasy as FSG sign ANOTHER shit player on 300k/week!
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7368637/2026/06/18/karl-darlow-manchester-united-leeds-transfer/ a bit of a nothing article but seems like Darlow is the favourite to be 2nd choice GK for United over Johnstone, I don't think him being a >lelds player will cause that many issue since Lelds actually spent 30m to take Daniel James away from United just 5 years ago so it's not as taboo as United-Liverpool's possible transfer. for Vitek I do hope any promoted team wants to loan him in just like how Sheffield United retained Dean Henderson for their first PL season since a long time ago.
boo
>>155445377kek
>>155445432who are they selling then lol
>>155445432If Boehly had any sense he would release a statement accepting their 200m offer.
>>155446108luv the bowl-man
>>155446159won't start how, do the electrics still come on?if not check the battery, remove the negative (do not remove the positive until negative has been removed) and inspect the contacts for dirt or anything else that might interfere. do the same for the positive. usually a 10mm spanner is all you need to untighten the clamps.
Are bongs aware that we will claim the title that you will win because your coach is German?
>>155446224it doesn't even turn on. i had to use the physical key to open the door. it's an old car (2011) so the battery is probably dead and needs replacing. but getting the car to a mechanic will cost £120 for moving it and £280 for battery replacement. this was the cheapest quote i got.is it hard to replace it myself given that i don't know anything about cars?
>>155446030Probably vini and valverde
>>155446232Based German cuck
>>155446249>is it hard to replace it myself given that i don't know anything about cars?depends on the car. my car's battery is located under the boot, so that's easy. a lot of cars tend to have it in the engine bay. others place the battery in a dumb location, which is where the only difficulty comes in. otherwise easy to replace.
>Bad news for The Sun's push notifications team. Their World Cup news alert today cut off on phones at a very unfortunate point, reading "TACTICAL BLUNDER: ITV sexism row as Emma Hayes is forced to do World Cup anal..."
>>155446249find the guy with the best kept lawn on the block to give your car a jump before you give up on the battery
>>155446360we don't have lawns here
>>155446249Battery replacement is easy, the problem is why did it go flat. https://www.eurocarparts.com/ Put your reg in here and get one delivered.
Declan rice balloon dor in case ingurland wins the WC or else it will be a complete farce
>>155446557stinker and hooked in his first game, unreliable
>WHAT A DELECTABLE MEDLEY OF SHITPOSTING SPLENDOUR
>>155446620Singlehandedly carries the midfield, elliot anderson is a sideways passing merchant and will get exposed without him. His corners and cover for the 2 centerbacks is also S tier.
>Harry Maguire looked highly uncomfortable and miffed as Alan Shearer praised the England substitutes who took his place on the bench against Croatia humiliation ritual next time don't hide behind your mum and brother
>>155446030Tchouameni and CarrerasCarapinga ideally too but that turd refuses to leavealso technically Madrid just got 25m from Muñoz
>>155446707Exact opposite of the truth
where are the trannies (slang for transfers)?
>>155446232If Sweden win, we're putting a second star on our shirt
Liverpool Ultra Christian Nowak is DELIGHTED with England's performance!
we play today
>ynr arne slot
>>155449498He could win the Prem but Utd couldn't?Crazy
>>155448675>>155449498Kek>>155448892Sex
The only reason I hate Bellingham so much is because he's probably the most PR heavy player for us. He's constantly spending money to make himself look god-like and enhance his image. Look at this shit. There's no reason this ends up on that money grubbing shill Fabrizio's feed unless his agency pays to put it there. He's probably an alright guy irl too, but this rubs me the wrong way
>>155446030They want to sell one of Valverde or tchouameni (Valverde will be easier to move even if he is the current captain. His skill set is the exact same as Bellingham and he's going nowhere.) plus camavinga but dude is so shit no one will try with his wages. Maybe rodrygo in January cuz of his injury.
>>155448892Why don't all Canadian women look like this?
>>155450579
Why are so many people fearmongering about the possibility of getting Mexico in the round of 16? Isn't that one of the easiest draws you could possibly get at that stage?>inb4 their record at the AztecaWho cares about them thrashing shitty concacaf teams there? We aren't El Salvador.
>>155451178You don't get it m8, the altitude.... the ALTITUDE...
>>155450249>still reading romanoslop in current year
>>155451178Just faggots being faggots. England steamrolls every team in this tournament barring France. Who we still beat.
>>155451178I thought it was pretty funny too. For some reason everyone talks about Mexico as if they're some super elite side who are going to put the jeepers up every side they face.In reality their best run has been the QFs (twice) and that was thanks to being the hosts (twice) and benefiting from host advantage (refball).
more like Wagoodbye
Why wasn't the slabhead nominated? It's not the same without him.
>>155440885>A decent side rape our defence. We needed Maguire, unironically, he's always great in an England shirt.Faggot being a faggot.
>>155451724Why is this shit not sorted out immediately after the squad is decided?
>>155451923He's shit, slow, a drama queen and always has a stupid mistake in him like getting sent off or giving away a pen
>>155451967This is true but it's fun to blame him.
>>155426360What does top six mean here?
>ABLs unironically believe that Liverpool bought a guy who has had a single season in Lel Liga, in which he scored 6 goals, to be Mo Salah's replacement
Liversissy exposed as Irish KEK
>>155452188they're scared of the squad we're putting together munoz is just the chiesa replacement
>>155452209are you slow m8?
>>155452280yeah plus he's trying to deflect from him being outed as a scottish paedo
>>155452209KEEEEEEEEEKKKKK
>>155452209>an Irish indian homosexualGrim
it's just Victor Munoz Dave fucking hell relax
>>155452209You're not allowed to mention this fact. Liversissy is going to make a post and samefag for the next 5 hours to save face.
>>155452277>importing another random foreignoidSo how many scousers are actually in the """"Liverpoool"""" team these days?
the world cup is on and there's still ppl talking about pic related every day
>>155452209>>155452332Lol>>155452356That part x
>>155452332>>155452356>19:35:33>19:36:33not escaping the scotsman crackhead allegations >>155452188congrats you made davinder cry
>>155452188Why did this trigger xim
>>155452209Haha>>155452356How are you right every single time?? It's already happening.
>enter /epl/ to see how it reacted to the Munoz news>spergouts from the usual suspects>make this post and leave /epl/
7pm mantroony seethe
>>155452400HOLY SHIT HE'S ACTUALLY A CRACKHEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
mantroony on a normal one
100m euros rejected
>>155453546Who the fuck even is this guy?Ive seen him play like twice, is he even 120m good good?
>>155453714he's good and he's only 19. Everyone is hoping he will become really good
>>155453714the bundesliga is generally known to be a barren wasteland devoid of talent, but he may just be a diomande in the rough
>>155453714ivorian frimpong
>>155453714He is supposedly good however Liverpool only seem to spend big on complete duds
>>155453815expect pingpong to bounce back this year
>>155453890Ive just seen his post about "roxane", his sister, shit took my by surprise when he mentioned she died at 15 years old after someone put something in her drink.Wild world out there.Anyhow i dont believe for a second anyone from bunda leagua deserves 100m+, bar kane maybe
Liversissy
>>155453794translation: "he will be playing for leeds by the time he is 24"
>>155453546>>155453714next gervinho m8 dont disrespect
>ABLs mad we're getting the Ivorian Messi
>>155454664I hope when he gets this next big payday he learns to cutoff family staying in Africa. His story about feeling numb (after his sister death) and not wanting the money knowing full well they will keep asking for more and more to be sent back could spiral him into deeper depression.
I piss on Arsenal and their fans
>>155456708GOOD post
>Liverpool rapidly turning into post-SAF UnitedG R I M
>>155450249Look at the state of this guy paying Fabrizio to big him up. What the fuck
>>155453546ONE HUNDRED MILLION + 300K A WEEK FOR NGUBUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>[talking about the Bosnian goal in a 4-1 loss] I think it was more a consolation goal Get this woman off punditry please
>>155456708alri 190, nonced any kids recently?
>>155458142Worse, ITKs have confirmed Liverpool are preparing an even bigger bid. Simply unbelievable
>>155458193>Get this woman off
>>155458193Did she not mention how, despite a consolation goal only being a consolation goal, we need to remember it was a victory for immigration and black people?
>>155458301Grim little club
>>155449617Utd have won 13 prems.
finally a good world cup game
>>155459448Lose and you're barred.
A reminder of Dave's villain origin story>A married man drove nine hours to meet a woman he met online, only to learn she was a fake profile created by two football fans seeking revenge after a vacation argument.>A Manchester United fan met two Liverpool supporters on holiday in Cancun, argued about football for three weeks, got thrown in the swimming pool, and drove nine hours to Aberdeen to meet a woman who didn't exist. >They made it all the way from Mexico to Sheffield before striking.>Back home, the two Liverpool fans set up a fake social media account for a Scottish woman named Emma and began messaging Stuart Slann, 39, from Sheffield. >After a month of flirtatious emails and texts, Emma invited him to visit her at a remote farm in Aberdeen.>Slann drove nine hours through the night. When he arrived the farm was empty. Emma sent a text saying she was still at work. He waited in his car for three and a half hours.>Then his phone rang.>"Do you recognise our voices, Stuart? It's them Scouse lads who threw you in the pool. Do you recognise our Scouse accents?" >He replied: "Yes I do." They told him: "You've been framed" and burst into laughter.>Slann told the Sheffield Star: "It was a cruel thing to do. If they had asked me to drive to Manchester, Leeds or even Liverpool it wouldn't have been so bad. But Aberdeen was just cruel.">The story has one final, brutal footnote. His wife reportedly left him after discovering he had driven nine hours to meet a woman from the internet.
>>155459174Destroyed with facts and logic
First 3 fixtures for every PL side are released tomorrow at 10am, some have leaked already
>spuds want matheus fernandes as well
>>155455699Lol
HAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSYYYYYYY???
Is this an appropriate politician's talk?
>>155466407Just women trying to make it about themselves again now that the men's team are playing well.
>>155464611well done lad
>Liverpool about to splurge for their 3rd 100+ million player in the last 2 yearsIf United did this you'd bring it up everyday
Why couldn't Bruno assist>>155459901>A reminder of Dave's villain origin story>>>A married man drove nine hours to meet a woman he met online, only to learn she was a fake profile created by two football fans seeking revenge after a vacation argument.>>>A Manchester United fan met two Liverpool supporters on holiday in Cancun, argued about football for three weeks, got thrown in the swimming pool, and drove nine hours to Aberdeen to meet a woman who didn't exist. >>>They made it all the way from Mexico to Sheffield before striking.>>>Back home, the two Liverpool fans set up a fake social media account for a Scottish woman named Emma and began messaging Stuart Slann, 39, from Sheffield. >>>After a month of flirtatious emails and texts, Emma invited him to visit her at a remote farm in Aberdeen.>>>Slann drove nine hours through the night. When he arrived the farm was empty. Emma sent a text saying she was still at work. He waited in his car for three and a half hours.>>>Then his phone rang.>>>"Do you recognise our voices, Stuart? It's them Scouse lads who threw you in the pool. Do you recognise our Scouse accents?" >>>He replied: "Yes I do." They told him: "You've been framed" and burst into laughter.>>>Slann told the Sheffield Star: "It was a cruel thing to do. If they had asked me to drive to Manchester, Leeds or even Liverpool it wouldn't have been so bad. But Aberdeen was just cruel.">>>The story has one final, brutal footnote. His wife reportedly left him after discovering he had driven nine hours to meet a woman from the internet.KEK what a retard it's like an episode of young offenders
