>England plays todayAre Bri'ish missuses prepared
>>155396281Mate. I'm scared.
>>155396281my missus has already pre-booked her ambulance for 11pm tonight
>>155396383Wtf
*Climbs a table*>CAAAM ON INGURLAND SHOW THOSE BALKAN TWATS WHAT REAL FOOTBALL LOOKS LIKE*The table breaks*
>>155396408locked in mate, 'appy days are here
>>155396383>husband beaterI don't understand, are they faggots? What's wrong with 2 men beating the shit out of each other?
>>155396383>your bird beats you up after the England game
Its time
HE’S COMINGHOME
>>155396281She'll have a few glasses of red, cry on the phone to her Mum for 30 mins and be brand new in the morning.
>>155399059The stereotype is that people who drink Stella Artois beat their wives. The joke here is that they are making a drink for women, so those women would beat their husbands instead.
my body is ready
>>155399505
>>155396281Hold still lass
>>155399505>they are making a drink for womenWhy are fruity drinks associated with women? Beer tastes awful so combining it with a fruity flavour is the only way it doesn't taste disgusting
>>155399564>Beer tastes awfulyou clearly havent tasted the right beers
>>155399564>tf>tp
>>155399564REAL men who arent fags or women drink beer called shit like "Tom Taybridge The Stoneworker's Premium Bitter in my Mouth Please"
>>155399512suns out, tits out
>>155396281
>>155396281good thing their burqa hides bruises well.
bin that wife
Why can't the Bongs be like the Japanese and clean up the stadium after every match instead of beating up their wives?
>>155396383>Decide to look this up>Its real>But only being sold at Wembley during the tennisLooking forward to Mr Darcy punching Miss Bennet
>>155400208Timothy Taylor Landlord
>>155399564Beer only tastes bad if you've killed your tastebuds by overloading it with sugar, or if you drink Fosters or other shit lagers.
>>155399564this is crazy, bongs have the best brown ale and the pubs are great
>>155400943Rolling Rock is pretty good
>NOOOOOO you can't just beat your heckin wife!
>>155396383Fruity
