COME ON ENGLAND
phoooaaar that a proper rose right there innit?
>>155398319Are British people the ugliest people on the continent?
bet she's got a mint fanny
>>155398319is that F1NN5TER?
>>155398330yes, many such cases!
Reminds me of the soccer am babes https://youtu.be/FfYGA3wIWQY?is=SbeCYLrLsutjqneW
>>155398330>>155398380You're brain's been fucked by instathots if you think this woman isn't conventionally attractive.
>>155398418Good old soccer am. Take me back.
>>155398467>Pig nose>Bad teeth>Small titsShe's nicer looking than any woman I've ever fucked for free, I'll grant you that. But I'm an ugly dipshit too.
>>155398532>>bad teethwho cares
Corrrr
The duality of bongland is that we have some beasts, but we also have some of the most fapped to people on earth. Can the average person around the world name a single dutch woman for example, beyond Anne Frank...probably not. They can definitely reel off bong names.
>>155398319>>155398330I love this phenotypeI am brown though
>>155398577Looked up "dutch model" on google and this woman mogs Emma Watson.
>>155398615>Looked up>Already knew Emma
>>155398577>name a single dutch woman for example, beyond Anne Frankthey killed her before she could become a womanSAD
PROPER BREXIT TACKLES TONIGHT LADS LET THE CONTINENTALS KNOW
>>155398615She's ugly as fuck lmfao, looks constipated. And that man jaw, holy shit.
>>155398319How do you think she'll look like after tonight's game?
>>155398626Yeah, cause I liked Harry Potter as a kid.>>155398656Cope
>>155398615
>>155398626got that dago rat
>>155398532>>155398615Not to sound like a "simp" or whatever but you really ought to lower your standard of beauty a few notches. Maybe take a walk outside, Portugal's got a lot of beaches, maybe go to one of those, take a look at the women there instead of just staring at girls who make money off their looks all day.
>>1553986156'5/10 imo
>>155398656>>155398663>Englel cope
>>155398330She's objectively ugly
Best of luck to our Croatian friends.
>>155398667are those her height and cock size requirements?
>>155398614>>155398679>>155398684they are all the same, post normal people
>>155398689Nah, she looks fine and anyone in this thread would be lucky to have a girlfriend or wife who looks like that.
>>155398679>>155398684Why the long face?
>>155398700Only cause I'm ugly. That doesn't magically make that woman not ugly.
>>155398601is this a tall midget?
>>155398710I stand by everything I've said to you. You need to go outside, check out some real women instead of thinking that supermodels with big tits are the only hot people on earth. Cause the girl in the OP has pretty eyes, a cute face, amazing hips and is in great shape and you're literally like "0/10 big nose and small tits ewww"
>>155398763What the fuck.
>>155398763You just know she's gonna beat her wife tonight after England draw Croatia.
>>155398330british bitches are weirdlike, 90% of their women are absolute fucking dogs, but their hot ones are fucking goddesses
>>155398763SHE'S GOT THAT MERCEDES BENZ
>>155398772>>155398700I hope you say the same to women when they demand Robert Pattinson or Herny Cavil looking boyfriends.
>>155398577I would crawl over broken glass to sniff Eva Vlaardingerbroek’s underwear and she isn’t a model, just some chudette. But Liz Hurley for example was one the most beautiful women alive when she was in Austin powers so I dunno, I just like women.
>>155398699This, OP cutemogs these bogged bitches
>>155398772Insane simpery on display. I already told you she's nicer looking than any woman I fucked for free. That's more than enough compliments to that pig faced hoe.
>>155398772You're genuinely retarded
>>155398848Look, man, you can have bad taste and that's fine, but stop being insecure when literally no one else agrees with you.
>>155398832Based yank, in every sense
>>155398807Ordering KFC now
It's 2026 lads
>>155398763I thought that cut saw some dumb design Hellonearthiii made up.
>>155398831>>155398855Posts like this are what make me happy that I don't have issues like you guys do. Stop getting your information on women from spreadsheets and shitposts.
>>155398319lovely bird
>>155398330She's cute don't be a dick
>>155398319That's a pretty girl just at a bad angle
>>155398921>Stop getting your information on women from spreadsheets and shitposts.What part of what I said was wrong? Do you deny that women have stricter attractiveness standards in partners than men?
>>155398945Is the bad angle giving her the horrible teeth and the fat face and double chin?
>>155398692>>155398763hot >>155398679>>155398684ewwww
>>155398954You literally posted a spreadsheet and were like "you need to be a B-List Celebrity to be hot"
>>155399021Where should I be getting my information on millions of women's choice in partners? Should I ask them individually, where there's a chance they'll lie and say stupid shit like "the bar is in hell!!!"?
>>155398965>Horrible teeth So what>Fat faceThat looks cute on a girl>Double chinMight as well complain about the shape of her nails, she's a woman she's got a weak chin + fatty face = BARELY double chin, that gets enhanced by the angle yesI stand by my point that's 100% a pretty girl
>>155398867but I agree with him
>>155398832She has a type
>>155398330british flowers are gorgeous and they have the biggest tits in the world
>>155398763>fosterswtf lmao
>>155398577Anne Frank is not Dutch
The teeth are not that bad either. REAL women look like that so beat it chump leave pretty ladies be
>>155399062> my information on millions of women's choice in partners?You really ought to think a bit more locally. You've let /interpol/ fuck your mind.
>>155398319This is a 8/10 in Ingrand
>>155399092Fosters is the only Australian beer that really gained a foothold here. You used to be able to get Castlemaine XXXX as well, but only in offies.
>>155399151really amazes me that the shit no one drinks here is the stuff thats somewhat popular overseas
>>155398615Absolute dogshit taste, you must be an apezilian.
>>155398615Emma is a 9, that thing is a 6.
>>155399151>>155399161It's cause in Australia it's owned by Asahi, which also owns the more popular Victoria Bitter and Carlton. Meanwhile in Europe it's licensed to Heineken and in the United States and Canada by MolsonCoors.
since when are fashion models considered hot? They are too skinny and have no curves because they are basically walking cloth hangers. They are showing off the product not themselves. High end fashion is beyond retarded anyway.
>>155399262What if I like skinny girls Not everyone wants some curvy bimbo
>>155398319
>>155399281there's a word for someone who doesn't like hips, tits and ass. Gay.
>>155399301Have you never eaten pussy?
>>155399325nop, he seems obssed with cock as most posters here
>>155399325three squares a day, and we don't sign our posts here
Will they show /ourguy/ on tv?
>>155398330AyeI've lived in Italy, France, Spain, roamed through Germany balkans and shit, and now I'm in Glasgow, as other anons said they have their 10% of goddesses (but let's be real, every country has them) but the average British woman is fucking hideous compared to the average of any other country.They also seem to get old really fucking fast, I've met women in their 30s who look 45+ from my viewpoint, and many dresses like fucking cheap whores. Italians, frenchies and especially eastern Europeans can dress sexy and lustprovoking while maintaining dignity, brits just look like sluts.The funny things is that British men are on average pretty good looking.
>>155399426this is a fun game to play during any england match
the problem with you fags is you say shit like "all women from X are Y" and vice versa, there are beautiful/pretty/ugly women in every country, and if you think you know the ratio of hotties from having walked a few streets, then you're deluded
>>155399325i have ur mums
>>155398763Unironically the prettiest posted itt
>>155398319CAM ON ENGERLAND SCORE SOME FAKING GAOLS
>>155398330Honestly yes, I grew up in rural Australia where we're all Anglo-Celtic and we also age like shit, 30 year olds here look 50.
>>155399492Good on you, what's with black dutch guys and wanting to fuck older white women from California?
>>155398763Actually kinda hot and I am not kidding
>>155398319All the flags that call this woman ugly>>155398763Call this woman hotI get the feeling you guys all just are attracted to women you can't have. Like some self-fulfilling prophecy mindset for incels.
I like all women
>>155399560Maybe 50°C and the sun hitting like it's Venus is not a good place to settle for white peopleSunscreen isn't kevlar
>>155399478Proper English Rose
>>155398807
>>155398679Laura Loomer is English?
How many will Kane score tonight?
>>155398679She's looks like the donkey from shrek
>>155398319I like that the never coming home continues, same with cancucks never winning a cup
>>155399963eleventy ingerlanderbingboners
>>155398330Not when Kosovars exists
>>155398319she's cute enough
>>155398577The lead singer from alice deejay was sexy at one point in time. but yeah, in my heyday Kate Beckinsale, Rachel Weisz and Alice Eve were among some of the best wank material `
>>155398330objectively yes but sometimes you find a diamond in the rough
I think our women have a certain charm desu
>>155400163These women would look like a 14/10 at 1am after a night of drinking, I would be absolutely feral.
>>155400163Seriously, what are they doing outside at 1 am??
>>155398330Yes, the average British female is ugly as sin but when you find a good looking one it's usually stunning. The two extremes.
>>155400193>cyrtynchyrm
>>155398330The have very low lows but extremely high highs.
>>155398330Only the women, the men are pretty handsome
Victoria Coren-Mitchell is the true english rose. the true thinking man's crumpet (especially in her younger years but she'd still get it today). Her and Lorraine Kelly, fuck me
Best sex i ever had was with a slag from newcastle named olivia
>>155400559Yea but most of them are very low middles. The extremely high highs are also extremely rare.
>>155400676posh tart(good at Texas Hold'em though)
>>155400782For me it was Emma from Essex
Our team is too brown for me to support.
>>155400882Did Declan, Elliot and Harry get a tan or something?
>>155398319That's a 6 anywhere in the US but a solid 9 in Britain. Grim
>>155398330most women here can't do makeup which hurts the averages but yes its grim here
>>155400939English skin tans fast in the weather they've had in Missouri and Texas. Why do you think Anglo places known for their sunny weather the people all have Bronze skin?
>>155401003thats a swede
>>155401015>Through his mother, Nixon was a descendant of the early English settler Thomas Cornell.>Nixon's upbringing was influenced by Quaker observances of the time, such as abstinence from alcohol, dancing, and swearing. He had four brothers: Harold, Donald, Arthur, and Edward.>Four of the five Nixon boys were named after British kings; Richard was named after Richard the LionheartNixon was Anglo
>>155398330Afraid so
>>155398319I can smell the stench of stale cigarettes and a bag of of open chips from the Chinese in this photo, intoxicating.
What does good pussy taste like?
>>155401303sweet n sour pork
>>155401303Darude - Sandstorm
I once fucked an English girl at Erasmus.That's the post.
>>155401303Ask your mom she'll let you try it!
>>155401303nothing, just flesh, thats the best you can hope for. Basically just like licking the inside of your cheek.
>>155398319nice target on her tummy, I want to FUCK ENGLAND
>>155398319>>155398763>>155399049
>>155401303salty coins and milk
3 bongs, 5 bings
cam on ingerlund
>>155401389Holy virgin
>>155401389just when this board can't get any gayer
>>155401413RARE
>>155398615this woman is nowhere near as good looking as any of the chav sluts on my street.
3 roses for the 3 lions
>>155399437>They also seem to get old really fucking fast,Came here to say this, and it's true for the entire northern Europe. Germany and anything that's above it, they hit the wall fast and hard, there's almost no milfs up there but the daughters are frikkin angels, it's weirdt. worked in tourism
>>155398319Ugliest white girls are from that country
>>155400163You cant suffer in bongland
I get hard at butterfaces, I'm sorry
>>155401467It's true. Just washed pussy tastes of nothing. If it's not clean then yes it tastes of sweat and bodily fluids but you don't want that unless you're nasty
>>155401303fish and chips (we're in a british thread)
>>155398330unironically yes, the ugliest white folk i've seen in my life was when I studied in england, a whole family of pasty blobs, but I also saw the cutest waitress in my life when i was there, so i guess it depends
>>155401083looks swedish
>>155402084many of the us presidents are descendants of uk nobility, it's a deep rabbit hole
>tfw this lanky wanker won't be playing
>>155402084So Benjamin Franklin was a nutter. Got it.
>>155398467She is young, lean and not deformed. This is enough in my book.
>>155401413YESSSSSSSSSSR A R EARE
>>155400095
>>155398330British women are underrated imo, I've traveled in continental Europe and had sex with foreign women and they're not really any better than stuff I've had back home
>>155402134King Ralph was a documentary
>>155398699How's this darling ?I've got bigger tits (expat suporter)
Post your favorite bog creatures from English crowds.Starting with a classic
>>155401083>Richard was named after Richard the LionheartRichard the Lionheart had two French parents, was born in Aquitane, spoke Occitan at home, and didn't know a word of English
>>155398319She's unkempt without good habits, diet or exercise, but still looks qt. Would show her the Parthenon/10
>>155398763facial features are unironically top tier
>>155398763So that's the origin of that HellonEarthIII female nazi character.
>>155403468We had several kings called Richard.
>>155398330lmao you look very similar to us just tallerthe germans austrians czechs and so on central europeans are worsethe balkans are also worsewe are mogged by the PIGS tho and ye you guys are us but tallerbelgium and france are similar and then scandis (finland aside) are better than usi'd say uk is firmly mid tieralos if you want even worseif dutch are us but betterirish are us but worse
>>155399049FWIW this is pretty much the average looking English woman without shitty make up on/got a clue
>>155398319Is there a slur for Scots like there is mick and limey? Or will Scottish do the trick?
>>155404769>Reminder of how bad shitty make up makes women look
>>155404927JockSweaty - from the cockney sweaty sock = Jock
>>155404998>unironically prefer the hair up versionam I lost cause?
Cmon England!
>>155404434All Plantagenets
feel free to join us in VRchat, we will watch like last time in the euros. ill post the world link before the match starts
>>155405294Yes she looks dogshit like that. 0:11/the middle section is when she looks the nicest.
>>155398330I like her
>>155398763U ‘avin a mog lad? I’d cut cha nanny’s off wit a bloody shiv i swear it on mi mums cunt.
>>155398319Lick tummy
>>155404998She looks like Katey Sagal as Peg Bundy
>>155405407I'll be waiting patiently
>>155398319england women look like that!?
>>155398319Doesn't have her teeth brushing loicense
>>155398615She looks familiar...
>>155406183
>>155398319Fine but only because she asked nicely
How to get a English (white) gf?
>>155398921You are a woman
I like thick trashy chavs
>>155398319Fixer upper
>>155398577Doutzen Kroes, but yeah I could cite many more brits if I racked my brain
>>155401083>>155401003that is most definitely NOT an anglo. that is not an English face by any measure. absolutely not an English nose nor English eyes and no English people do not tan like that at all.
>>155398330Only working class and irish. Most women i see are pretty attractive
>>155401956Almost like its the same everywhere
>>155407985Just not an idiot
>>155407886Watch anime.
>>155398577i agree with this. most british women are ugly as hell, but you've got some really nice outliers
Er strafe es
>>155398330>on the continent Uhh they’re an island
Same, brotha. I can't help myself. I fucking love the trashier the better
>>155400163>>155401669It's seriously bizarre how British slags dress sluttier than Brazilian faveladas
>>155398330Their slags are amazing.
you're our only hope for today dont disappoint
Where's the fakking thread?
>>155411374Still an hour to go, the m'aericans will have to take 4 shits before they can sit down again for a spell.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>155411511How's your sphincter lad?
>>155411484ah shit, the list I was looking at was what time the programme started on TV rather than kickoff. Cheers senpai.
>>155411657Anytime Dai
ITS COMING HOME
>>155405318
>>155411924Really doesn't need the last line desu.
>>155411924We don’t win with it either
>>155398319Who are the good players on England's team to watch?
>>155412066'arry kane
>>155411924How the hell did they pull this off without lads with names like Nkuewecha
>>155412066Jordan Pickford
>>155398330Yes.
>>155398330We're not on the continent
>>155398330I studied abroad in Bristol for a year in 2018 and traveled extensively throughout the UK. Let me assure you: british "people" are some of the ugliest white people I've ever had the displeasure of coming across. Not only that, but they are on average terribly out of shape and a lot of the time obese. I always laugh to myself whenever I see any english poster yapping about americans, because whatever they say almost always applies to them and their country. Sad group of people
>>155398330Yeah
>>155400608thnx bro <3
>>155408296That would be god tier sex, but I would hide in shame after.
/vg/ here, feel free to join the stream with us in VRchat , like we did the euros last timehttps://vrch.at/h88fpb7m
>>155401389you're a virgin lolgood pussy tastes sweet, like sweet milk or a very light milkshake or somethingthe worst pussy I've eaten tasted like slightly sour milk but wasn't horribly offensive
>>155398319Why haven't we heard anything about English tourists at the World Cup compared to other countries?
>>155398330shat ap you fackin eyew poofta
>>155399049>frilled blouse in the stadiumdare I say posh?
>>155398330
Why the fuck are Croatia allowed to score goals?Should be 3 more penalties to England
>>155417141Yes
>>155398330English women (not the rest of the british) are actually extremely beautiful. They made the ugly meme themselves as a psyop to hide their true power level.
>>155398763Imaging dating her and slowly force-feminising her into a proper lady.
>>155398763legitimately very pretty, I can fix her
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>>155398330Isn't Britain the only continent in Britain?
>>155420589She doesn't look like she dates men
>>155398577Ugly as sin>>155398807Hot
>>155408296corrrrrrrr
>>155411098how difficult would it be for a mid tier normie to get a british slag who looks like that
>>155398577Might have more to do with speaking English. English celebs get shown to everyone, Dutch celebs only in Netherlands and Curaçao and Suriname unless they're speaking English and then the average person won't even know they're Dutch.
>>155412507the fat disease is everywhere. Rather than getting mad at individuals we should be questioning why society allows people to grow up with shiet parents, shit environments, shit communities and then they get peddled the 'drugs' (junk food) to feel better.
bambi blacks breaking bonnie blues record if it comes home?
>>155398577that Dutch track and field athlete that fucking mogs everyonethough me not remembering her name isnt helping the case
No other nations supporters could create these scenes
It isnae coming hame fer ye, laddies.
>>155398772truth. keep up the good fight against all these fucking tourists.
more dutch qts per capita perhaps but england has some top notch
>>155398330I think that's the French. Every french woman I've ever met looks like a horse
>>155430625In my experience French women are very attractive. Unfortunately they are all evil.
>>155398547metrics for attraction
I always like a down-to-earth, kinda plain but pretty Northern girl like this one that YouTube keeps recommending to me.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RnmnWPSrkl4
Croatia needs see if Hajduk Split or whatever can shit out another golden generation because this isn't it chief
>>155431839looks like haaland in a wig mate
>>155431914Just the way I like them
>>155399256Capitalism was a mistake
world cup of babes: liz hurley in austin powers wins
>>155398577Carice Van Houten mogged the shit out of Emma Watson. She was easily a top 3 hottest woman on Game of Thrones, and one of the hottest actresses of the 21st century. Emma is mid af.
>>155431839she cute. too bad she's probably like 20 and looks mid 30s.
>>155420518This Anon knows what’s up, a bit harsh towards Welsh brunettes though
England is gonna believe that it's coming home until they have to play Azteca and all their players die from elevation sickness
Boston is like a fucking game reserve for English and Scottish pussy rn. Legendary.
>England fans in 1 night in 1 pub drank 5000 pints and 2500 bottles which led to the police being asked to help send them home as they ran out of beer.>Scottish consumed 3x more beer than what was drank on st patricks day.The US really didnt prepare for English and scots
The same old cope keeps surfacing every world cup and euros. It's a good reminder of how mentally inferior continentals are: foppish, insecure and obsessed with their petty vanity. All frail attempts to mask their deep burning envy of our achievements as a people. Remember, Europe is top dog because of us. None of you shitters from "Estonia" or "Switzerland" have contributed anything. You are riding the coat tails of a far superior nation and people.
>>155433907I wonder if the Bostonites will be as welcoming to the English fans as much as the Scots, Since Boston is like Plastic Patty central to the point where they literally funded the IRA.
>>155411924>oi mate you betta not be checkin ow many times engerlund as won with immigraciun neither thats illegal
ITS COMIN 'OME WEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY LADS LADS LADS LADS
>tfw no flat english chav gf
>>155433943>big fourMore like big three + participation trophy for Italy because they made neat paintings back then in the 15th century
>>155433943Europe hasn't done anything in 250 years
>>155411924>Pickford (né Logan)
>>155400163ALL LEEDS AREN'T WE
>>155398330technically since they're not on the same continent as the dutch
>>155400676David mitchell gets to shag her every night
>>155441260hope he's got a sturdy bedframe
>>155398330No, because we keep landing leading roles in Hollywood, an industry traditionally infatuated with the body beautiful. We may actually even be overrepresented. Don't see many Dutch doing the rounds, which is odd, given English seems to be your second language. Maybe you just can't act. Yeah, that's it...
>>155400163what is their normal reaction to a proper lad reaching in an pulling down her knickers a tad
>>15543390799% of the travelling England and Scotland fans are men. And American women love British cock. We're going to increase your white population whether you like it or not.
>>155401303bags of sand
>>155403896Sure, if you fancy men
>>155398763That's the Norman haircut. Kinda weird, his is traitor territory.
>>155442492Never understood why people say shit like this. Her facial features are very feminine and pretty, and if you can't see that, I can only assume that you're face-blind and probably attracted to trannies.
>>155398763Sex
>>155405318black people run fast therefore we must import africans and indians until we are a minority who will eventually be executed for our horrible colonial crimes.
>>155412146Moore et al winning is an interesting case because plenty of old timers will say it's when West Ham won the world cup because Moore, Peters and Hurst played together so much.
>>155439182Keira Knightley is most definitely not a "chav" - she was raised working class not poor.
>>155400163Omg i'm one of the girls in this vid haha
>>155398763 My god, we finally have a real life example of the “Fallout 3 raider hair”
>>155398319She kind of looks like an Avril Lavigne.
>>155398358Every single post I see mentioning trannies has your brown flag. Get a god damn grip. You have insanely high rates of women being sexually assaulted in their own bathrooms and being arrested for complaining about it. I am so sick of your stupid monkey nations spamming about this shit.
>>155445833t.
>>155445860And our supreme court stopped these weirdos invading female spaces since they commit rape at a rate far higher than even other men. Meanwhile your third world ass is following them on twitter while they get women arrested and beaten for opposing them in your country. So sick of you gay fetish retards spamming it everywhere.
>>155442655if you lot do not marry this girl then you are a dishonour to your nation, the crown, and your town.
>>155408296yeah but no but yeah but SHATUP!
>>155443398shes not working class and never has been. her parents are actors and playwrights. thats not WORKING. thats art. shes from the artistic class which means shes well educated and closer to posh.
>>155398832based
>>155434065Reminder that America only became independent because Scotchmen were so offensive to New Englanders' eyes, ears and nostrils
>>155446291she was wasted on him
>>155400882same, want Japan to win.
>>155398574I regret to inform you that the latter half of your webm is missing. Could a fellow get a source?
>>155446775for me its New Zealand. The All Whites.
>>155445860>tightdoubt.jpg
>>155398577>can you name someone who is dutch beyond [names german jew girl]
>>155446041She literally went to state schools and 90% of people in the art world aren't actually paid well and people who have a clue know this. People such as you think any person who was raised moderately sophisticatedly are "posh" because you have no fucking idea what the difference is between working class, actually middle class and the broader class system of this country.
>>155446291What a fucking idiot he was to cheat on her. She's still an absolute smokeshow hotey nowadays, genuinely sublime genetics
