it's coming home
>>155399819Name 1 thing we got in common with the perfidious anglo I'll wait
>>155399819Why are their hands green
>>1553998252 most important football nations in history2 underrated football nations7 world cups combined
>>155399825making argentina seethe?>>155399835>what is face paint
>>155399825Founding of a Nation: Following the Cisplatine War, the United Kingdom heavily brokered and guaranteed the 1828 Preliminary Peace Convention (Treaty of Montevideo). This agreement created the independent state of Uruguay to serve as a strategic buffer zone in South America
>>155399825Both sexy as fuck
>>155399825They invented you. What more do you want from them?
>>155399825both nations enjoy footy, and occasionally giving the other team (and their supporters) a good slap
>>155399825
>>155399819>>155399825U r (both) gay
>>155399931corrrr never knew that is is a place in Uruguay
>>155399825excellent quality bait
>>155399865>>155399908Our liberators were people born here. Only 3 other South American nations can say that. Then Brazil conquered us, Argentina went to war and the Brits mediated and yadda yadda yadda but the idea of an autonomous state was first created after our founding fathers gained independence from Spain (Liga de los Pueblos Libres)So no, Brits didn't create us
MINCE AND TATTIES
>>155400170And you would have been raped to death by two stronger powers. Dont worry no thanks necessary
>>155400194>he thinks england protected uruguay in any way at allall your country did is make a meat pasty factory here relax
>>155399825Football and rugby.
>>155400241So then protected you. You stupid?
>>155399825We're the only two countries in the world that care about a tiny island of penguins
>>155400306No, Brits wanted an independent state so that Argentina (then United Provinces) couldn't control the tariffs on any ship that enters or leaves the River Plate stuary. Now it's two nations so international law is in place. England protected English commerce in the region
>>155400306 i kneel.
Only thing we really got in common are our cows breeds And that's a good chunk of what our country is composed of so it is significant
>>155400369based
>>155400369>Uruguay got saved by fray bentos pieslmao
>>155400369
viva blas de lezo y cartagena de indias
>>155399825uruguay was originally colonized by spain (portugal were the first europeans to settle in what is now colonia do sacramento/uruguay) it then became independent as a province of the united provinces of the river plate (along with bolivia, paraguay and most current argentinian provinces), then it was invaded by portugal and the brazilian empire inherited the territory and made it a province called cisplatina, subsequently argentina tried to re-annex the territory multiple times but since the war ended up in a stalemate the UK forced brazil and argentina to sign a peace treaty that would make it an independent nation with the excuse of stopping the wars.
>>155400369>/spol/ believes anything and will become defensive about it
>>155399819Based, dare I say Keyed
>>155400369Is this real?
>>155400860He doesnt know of the famous pastry diplomacy. For shame
>>155400369>WAS GETTING PIED PART OF YOUR PLAN?
>>155399825You won 2 undeserved stars (in the 20s)England won 2 undeserved stars (1966 and every imaginary title during every world cup)
>>155400369ENGLISH CHADS SAVE THE DAY AGAIN
>>155400353That's us and Argentina you silly sausage
>>155399819Uruguay and England are bros and will always be.Fuck Argentina.
>>155401262based
>>155399825What is perfidious about England?We are highly thought of across the world, no?
>>155401262Peñarol customer. Join the stats.
>>155401435its over
>>155401435penadoy*
>>155399819lol
