Come on inCome on downI love congo tbdesu
I FORGOT THE COMFY WORD FUCCCCK
>>155402109Kek, would be funny if this thread got stickied
>>155402160Lmao
>>155402090Im taking a shot for every goal godnaldo scores
There's a thread already>>155401831
>>155402212This is supposed to be comfy, not the sticky, I’m just a retard
someone make the comfy edition
>>155402237You do it.
>>155402260I'm too lazy
>>155402090doctor congo?!
>>155402090>>155402109It's ok, mods will know it's/comfy/ when they see what we post
>>155402191Congrats on your sobriety!
Post stream
Dr Congo is a kino name and flag, so I hope they do well.
>>155402470Based, I forgot because of my work
>>155402191at least i don't gotta worry about you anon, you'll drive home safely today
0 : 0 Dr Congo won
Ronaldo (P)
>>155402272DR Congo heh
>>155402683Brunobros...
>>155402715>lust provoking image
GO CRIS
Afternoon comfychadsGenuinely insane Martinez is playing Penaldo imho opinion
someone called for the doctor?
is this comfy?was searching catalog and only saw the englang game thread
wan bissaka perpetually looks like he wants to end it all
Will she be there?
its coming home
Why is that VAR room so fucking creepy?
There is no way DR Congo would win right?
is this the comfy thread
>>155403036Is she 12 or 40
DOCTOR CONGO THANK YOU FOR CURING MY CANCER
desperately need a congolese to have sex with my wife
Genuinely had no idea Wan Bissaka played for Congo swore I saw him play for England?
>>155403086welcome to /comfy/, I was busy and forgot to type the word
>>155403150>Wan Bissaka2015 DR Congo U20 1 (0)2018 England U20 2 (0)2018–2019 England U21 3 (0)2025– DR Congo 9 (0)you are not crazy
Somebody call the DR I just caught a bad case of jungle fever!
any swiss watching SRF? why is the sound so shit
How do I get a Portuguese gf as a black anon?
>>155403199Manchester united legend wan bissaka
you dont see this shade of blue being used for flag and kit often
be honest with me lads, is this match worth watching?
>>155403256wear a brazilian jersey, simple as
Bisaka sounds like a funny word we use, but I can’t recall which one or what it means
Good luck our greatest allies
I gotta say i recognised quite a few dr congo players, a bit worried about portugal
>>155403236I'm watching on BBC because of that
I get that he's one of the greats but I fucking hate this sycophantic screaming every time he so much as touches the ball. Celebrity culture is a fucking cancer.
>>155403319for the meme yeah, 80% chance of ronaldo doing something cringe
>>155403319I see it as a win win. If Ronaldo scores a bunch of goals it will be fun to watch. If he doesn’t I can laugh at him
>>155403319there's a chance fucking CONGO beats portugal, these matches have the biggest potential for memeryalso, random but 'Democratic Republic of Congo' is this true? are they democratic?
>>155403397and if dr congo somehow take point(s) it would be a laugh riot
DR CONGOOO NOOOOOOO
>>155403416As democratic as North Korea
>>155403416Theres absolutely no chance they beat Portugal. I dont understand why people are downplaying how good the portuguese squad is.
calling doctor congo
>>155402877THIS one is, lad
Welp, that was fun
dr congo...
TTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>portufats Actually must be the local diaspora desu
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
It should've been us getting embarrassed by penaldo not them
the doctor is out
Dr. Congo patients...
Kek doctor Congo on life support
>>155403497
cucked by a midget
>DR CONGOVAXX STATUS?
It's Congover. They can't even defend a midget.
>>155403479I don't actually, the entire portugal squad's solid, but again, so is the Spain squad and you saw what happened
Ronaldo deep down really wanted to claim that goal.
OH NO NO NO PISSI SISTERS
>>155403662his fake celebration..
>>155403662pre-assist?
>>155403668>Pessi
is this going to be more like the germany or spain game?
>>155403668If Ronaldo had been in that same position he also would have scored there. So if you think about it he already has a goal, and earlier then Messi scored.
fantino has ultra instinct teleportation or some shit
his silence is deafening
Why is pumpido hate watching on Portugal
>>155403781>If Ronaldo had been in that same position he also would have scored there.Doubtful.
damn, nice try
>>155403800I’ve always wondered if someone had super powers if they’d be allowed to compete in pro sports leagues.
>Dr. Congo keeper is named Lionel MpasiCan't make this shit up.
>my sidesthe argentinian announcer just tried to pronounce one of the impossible ngubu names from Congo and took like 10 attempts to get it right
Eeeeehhh
Congo losing? how unexpected...
>Wan-Bissaka is CongoleseYou could've told me he was English and I would've believed you. Years of playing in the Premier League is a bitch.
why ronaldo even arguing, that was a yellow
>Congo ballers who are born in France switching allegiences for a once in a lifetime opportunity.Very poor long term planning from these players
>>155403943>>155403199
The sticky is too fast lads...
C\O/NG\O/
>>155403975>our bbc are betraying us or something
all I'm saying, if that was messhit...
complaining about a yellow when that could have been a red
>>155403975They do it because they can’t make the French national team.
That little shit Bernardo gets away with murder all the time
These African retards love taking long shots instead of laying it off to a guy whos in on goal.
>>155403956Referring in this WC has been too lenient. I blame fifa.
>>155403956he knows he's basically immune to a lot, just like Messiwhat schizos call 'rigging' here is just code for 'these 2 dudes sell many of our tickets so we'll try and avoid having them skip matches'that aside, they're both ballers and i do hope for a good bicho goal
>>155403943it is just the typical switch for easy call up when you know you have zero shot to play for the main team in englandkinda like how zidane sons played for algeria yesterday,he had no chance for france
>>155403975Depends on their age and how good they really are. Many would know they have absolutely no chance of getting into the French or even English teams.
What's Dr Congo'sspecialty?
>>155404040>redhow
>>155404055Long shots are kino
>>155404077Penis enlargement
>>155404077Urology
>>155404090studs up
>>155404008s'why we have /comf/
lmao, what was unc trying to do
>>155404055No one’s ever accused blacks of being smart
pooing myself and then eating it
>>155403824Maybe because's a CONMEBOL lapdog now.
Three Kings of Messi, Mbappe, and Haaland all scored 2+ goalsPenaldo is a confirmed fraud if 0 goals against Congo Not sure he'll even recover from it bros pray for Penaldo to score
Boss is breathing down my neckDid CR7 score?>>155403581Aye
Let's go Zaire!
Ronaldo just stood there kek
>>155404248He's looking totally gassed after just 18 minsIt's ogre ... No hope
>>155404193Surprised he didn't break a hip. It's legitimately painful watching such a washed player surrounded by so many ballers
I just remembered Zaire and the Rumble in the Jungle
>>155404243ronaldo isn't selfish like those other players
>There's 2 Congo's >The Republic of Congo and the Democratic Republic of CongoHow come one got a Medical degree?
>>155403340That’s all it takes?
>>155404309i legit thought they gonna play him at minute 60-70 like last world cup, starter is pretty nutseems like nobody can say no to him
>>155404331lmao
>>155404345He studied very hard for that
raping my own arse
>REPÚBLICA DEMOCRATICA DO CONGO TOMA A BOLAJust call them Congo, for fuck sake. Nobody knows the other one.
SLUUUURP
>>155404461i call them brazil
>>155403036It's been 4 years, yet I feel like it was yesterday.Feels old man.
>>155404461Be silent, white devil.
>Hydration break
I bought the official Fifa World Cup ™ Big Mac & Co, and will now enjoy the game between Portugal and Doctor Congo
>>155404370probably not even that
>>155404250Zaire was a much better name.
why is ronaldo even playing, dude's a liability. Is publicity and jersey sales more important than winning? I guess against these shitters it doesn't matter much.Also, worst match of the tournament so far.
Dr Congo, I'm Cia
DR Congo has a 125 million population
>>155404587Kill yourself
>>155404636crazy 23 mins went by and i cant remember any exciting moment, even the goal was kinda meh
>>155404666Why are tuga women like this?
>>155404652That's a lot of doctors
>>155404636Idiotic American comment, as usual.
>>155404616A French player took it so they had to change it.
>>155404636The reason Fartinez is there is because he has no spine. Any decent coach would have benched him.
hydratin'
>>155404693not a lot of engineers though
>>155404250Get on with the times gramps.
On another note, would it be hard to get a congo gf as a black american?
congolese seem like happy lads. sorry for all the problems we caused back then
>>155404693*witch doctorsdont disrespect their culture
>>155404541>>155403036i remember when that earthquake hit that little snot brat was balling her eyes for gibs
What does Ronaldo need a hydration break for? Doesn’t do anything
>>155404827love it when women cry
>>155404695He is right. Ronaldo doesn't even bother to move back with the team.
>>155404243How many for Kane tonight? Though he'll be against superior opposition to all those other 3 players.
>>155404860He's the CEO of Agua. Would look bad if he didn't drink what he sells.
>Corners where they dont cross it into the boxincredibly faggy. I don't know who started this but I hope it dies. As old as he is, Camelnaldo is still a decent header of the ball.
unc is too slow, would have been a goal 10 years ago
>>155404636He’s bus riding.
is that romanian ronaldo superfan still posting
Will he cry if he doesn't score?
sub on jota in the second half?
>>155404331Nice try anon.
>>155404695>Penaldocuck >In the year of our lord and saviour 2026
>>155404894decent american comment
PEPE!I miss that guy.
>>155404937would be a real driving force for this team
this game is BOOOOOOOOORING
>>155404652Fourth most populated country in Africa, that's why they're considered huge underachievers. At least they're no Ethiopia.
>>155404923Every day.
>>155404652And a fertility rate of 6
I'm focused more on this thread than on the game honestly.
>>155404879This is pure Martinez psychological ballfare. He's showing everyone that Portugal can play perfectly with 10 players.
>>155404695He's 100% right, cuck.
Can't VAR overturn this yellow?
>>155405015Have you seen the absolute state of the country? They can't underachieve if they're a total shithole.
>Pedo NetoWhat a bussyole
can Ronaldo even sprint at this point? I thought maybe he could at least be a sub for the last 15 or 20 minutes but the explosiveness is just gone, he wouldn't even keep up with tired defenders.>>155405015>>155404652to be fair more than half of them still live in the jungle with no electricity or anything, most of them have never seen a real soccer ball
atrocious football, disgraceful team
I thought Ronaldo was supposed to be good?
FLOP
what a boring game this is
>martinezball
>>155405160Woah Lando Norris really let himself go
How many yellow cards does it take to turn into a red card?
>>155405160W-why is she making that gesture towards me?
>>155405129Better or worse than Egypt under Quieroz?
Martinez (and by extension Ronaldo) is the only reason I don't believe Portugal will win the world cup. Their squad is ludicrous. Why would you hire the manager that got Belgium grouped at the last WC?
>ChancelMy first mutt son has a name
>>155405203three
Bitchmade refWhat's with these piss weak yellow cards?
>>155405015>>155405037>>155405122they will all seek asylum in Europe eventuallly
Both these teams suck
>>155405042Watching both is still doable, unlike the stickies were it's impossible to concentrate on both.
Them Congo chicks got sum big boobies
holy milkies
>>155405293>>155405311hell yeah
Post em Milky Way
Chocolate milk truk arive
Can't believe Congolia is fielding a bloke ycelpt Moo Cow
>>155405096The reality is that you don't need much to play football, granted proper training and coaching helps but still for DRC it's their second but they clearly should be doing better than what they had done historically compared to other countries in the region that have less population and aren't much better by any measure.
>>155405210egypt under quieroz played with heart, and they were up against superior teamsthose ginjinha slurping sons of bitches have world class players and are too scared to hoof it forward against an unlicensed african physician
>>155405293I don't like chocolate milk that much
>DRC in the scoreboard line>COD in the stats boxes
Did I miss some booba.
>>155405365rollin
>1 shot on goalFuck me Iberians are slurpers
>>155405249just like you
>>155405365rolling for honduras (don't ask why)
@365This isn’t comfy
>>155405365rollie
@442this is a football formation
>>155404541I wonder what this msgk is doing now
>>155405409what is this illness of 2 million passes per games from them, it's like they got paid more based on passing stat
>>155405365rollan
>>155404797On the one hand, every African I’ve ever met hates black Americans with a passion. On the other hand, America is seen as a rich country and women from poor countries like men from “rich” countries. It a a tough call.
@willy
>>155405365zzz
>>155405365rolling
>>155405410why would I even move to Europe?
>>155405513In fairness they've got 4 techy midfielders, a shit winger and a grandpa upfront so I'm not too surprised.
>>155405538yeah wtf do you want
This game has felt like a hydration break
>>155405523
This game has felt like a heartfelt discussion of men's mental health
Mufuggen oogabooga where da ball at oogaboogamufugga
Martinez has a very shiny head
please get a meme goal and save us DR CONGO
I need another hydration break
>>155405620Accurate.No offense to the good doctor, but it hasn't felt like Dr. Congo is nullifying Portugal. Portugal just looks toothless in their own right.
>90 min of the portuguese supporting cast trying to assist geriatric7 and him fluffing his lines
>>155405676So a normal day on /sp/
Why is the FIFA code for DR Congo "COD"?
we sacked martinez after the qatar WC because everyone had tired of him, his tactics, the poor football and his never taking accountability or answering questions directly in the press
This is ending 1:0, isn't it?
Both these cunts are so lazy
>>155405601for clean water and normal living conditions
>>155405770I was wondering the same; thought it was always DRC
>>155404801We dindu noffing wrong !!!
>>155405770They are both doctors AND gamers.
There's a nigga called motomami out there.
even BBC commentators slowly turn against portugal with this boring display
I should jack off, this game is zzzz
what a fucking piece of shit gamefuck you Portugal
>>155405807Right, or even "RDC" as its official name in french. COD feels kinda random.
>>155405365Careful, I got a 3 day ban for rolling the other day. Jannies might be on one this WC.
Is Portugal bad that it's not 7-0 by now? Or is Congo actually underrated?
>>155405620>>155405409>>155405823I'm glad I am missing it then
Portugal bros, what are your commentators saying?
>>155405791Dr Congo is gonna tie this
contenders my ass, even we would absolutely heem those shitters
hopefully Ingerland and Croatia doesn't dissapoint
Costinha,Palhinha, Lulinha, Casinha, Bolinha,Vitinha, Casinha, Tutinha, BundinhaMerdinha, Bostinha.Coach: Zezinha
Bingo bango bongo I don’t want to leave the Congo
Penaldo fags? why doesn't your king have 5 goals by now?
>>155404695cry harder, horrible gamefucking Austria Jordan was a better match
snoozeball
>>155405914You're in for the most tedious draw of your life.
>>155405884I got banned for it today lol
Did you really think we were good?
why are they playing bruno out of position? he's spent most of the first half trying to run in behind congo's defensive line ffs why
>>155405887Portugal are basically "resting with the ball" and anything remotely looking like an attack is attempt to get Cronaldo to score. Dr. Congo doesn't appear to know how to play past the midfield.
MILKIES ARE BACK
AWOOGA
slurp
>>155405925this>>155405971your team looks great on paper but the manager sucks idk
>>155405914ingurland will win by 50 points
bras haven't made it to the congo I guess
>>155405977It is baffling.
SCORE SUM FUCKING CONGOALS
POST EM MILKIES
>>155405884I just got unbanned from a 3day for replying to a ‘digits decide final score’ post. Not a single warning. Jannies hate sports and are trying to kill this board during its biggest sporting event
can someone snap bernardo's legs in half
OOOO the nips off that one Congolese lady. Awooga.
oh penaltywhere have you gone
>>155405897subscribe and like, not even joking peak cringe
Judging by yesterday’s games, all you need to win is a top 5 striker. I guess I just don’t understand why every team doesn’t get one.
big breasts with nipples
can't really attack a team with 11 defenders>>155406006sheeboon
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CONGO
need me a nubian queen
When is Ronaldo gonna shoot someone like in the YT thumbnails?
>me when I see congolese women
>>155405770CONGO DR
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>155406053they must be rich if they can afford being far in Congo
imma go take a nap until england bros, this shit making me sleepy
How can fans from these mudhut nations even afford to go?
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL DOCTOR CONGO
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>moortugal
>at the last secondBased doctors.
PLEASE SCORE CONGO
UH OH RONALDOBROS
NICEEEEEEEEEEEE
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>155405971>>155406013every portuguese person knows round of 16 tops,all the hype are pajeets and arabs who drown actualy humman opinions in all forums with thier numbers
>>155405956I've watched Switzerland x Ukraine in 2006, impossible to be worse than that nightmare AND Dr Congo Scored.
all these people talking about boobies but they won't post them
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CONGOOOOOOO>Notverygoodtugal
>>155406053AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CHOCOBITCH I NEED CHOCOBITCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>155405907I said it
Our commentator mentioned 5 of the congolese team were born in Belgium and one of the them even speaks Flemish.>>155405177Completely tired uninspired with shitty defense?FUCK YES GO CONGO
COOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOO
>totally left alone
KEK GET FUCKED PENALDO THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW
FUARK
>>155405353quick glance at African Cup results tells me they used to one of the better African teams. Also they hosted shit like the rumble in the jungle, so they've just fallen off, civil wars and shit will do thatAnd the better African countries at soccer are relatively way better off than the true shitholes like Congo, Sudan, Chad, Mali, Mozambique, Somalia, etc. all of whom have been garbage at soccer. DR Congo has the lowest gdp per capita of all the African teams at the world cup, the next worst is Senegal which has almost 3x the gdp per capita, then Ivory Coast has more than 4x>poortugalkek
>PortugalO I am laffin
>>155406030THEY LISTENED
>slurp >concedekarma
FUCK YEAH THE DOCTOR IS IN THE HOUSE
WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA WISSA
Sack Donaldo
yurop is so cooked lmao
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiitttttttt
WISSA COMIN'
GOAAAALLL LETS GO DOCTOR
DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR
THE DOCTOR'S DIAGNOSIS: GOALS
how could this happen?
WZA
PENALDO STATUS?
HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
STOP SPOILING !!!!!!!
HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA
DR. HOUSECONGO WHAT ARE WE TO DO?>RONALDO NEEDS MOUSE BITES TO LIVE>MORE MOUSE BITESGOLGOLGOLGOL
>2 lovely headed goalsRonaldo must be seething.
does DR really stands for doctor?
HOWEVER
dr congo teacher is white?
DOCTOR CONGO RAPES MOORTUGAL
>>155406370NEED MORE BANANASASAP
Its over for penaldo fans
>>155406115There's always an upper class even if they're a minority but not sure how small it's considering the country has like 120m people.
>>155405365rolling for 14
If Congo is so poor how do they have so many fans at the game?
>nips lead right to goalTHE ANSWER IS MOAR NIPS CAM
PRESCRIPTION FOR KWABBING IS IN ORDER!
>>155405977portugal manager is amorim in disguise
what's the opposite of vamos?
Imagine losing to a fucking african team
>>155406115>>155406448They most likely live in the US with a US salary
>>155406115Does Congo not have blood mines
Portubrehs.
>>155406383yes
My goat is washed. I didn't want to admit it, but its true now, and I know it.
Subsaharan African teams at the WC are so soul. Ban Nafris from qualifying, I want Cameroon, I want Ghana, I want Nigeria, I want all of those dancing happy joyful soulful niggas and their smiling fans
T-Thanks, Doc.
>80% possession>less than half the amount of shotsThey fucking deserve it. Take some goddamn chances ffs
When people said Portugal were contenders to win the cup but they tied with Mexico in a friendly...I X doubted hard.
>>155406518It's over...
kino. pure kino.
>>155406515governments pay for this shit. has been an old thing.east germany paid to send Stasi members to the 1974 World Cup in west germany and chanted a glowie-created song.
match themehttps://youtu.be/rdRFdZdsdH0
No way Portugal wins this world cup with this mid tier defense, none of them are world class defensively except ruben dias who's injured
>>155406543Ficamos
>UEFAthis is embarrassing
portugal should have replaced ronaldo with a black guy
>>155406568JESUS WEPTholy fuck
>>155406515drug traffickinghuman traffickingScamming the American system with fraudetc.
>>155406496uff. But now I can tell my therapist i dont want to kms anymore.
>>155406543>what's the opposite of vamos?Fomos.
THE DOCTOR IS IN
can a career get any more fraudulent than Penaldo's?
Real match theme.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjOhL1ea4Os
>>155406383democratic republic
Why Julian Assange is the DR Congo coach?
>>155406632pizzozzo or pizzozzo 2!
>BBC sucking off Ronaldo for the goalFFS HE DIDN'T SCORE OR ASSIST!!!!
My reggea boyz would HEEM this Portugal team
>>155406581Dr. Congo works in hospice care
>>155406744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTVDlkw8NC8
Which confederation has been the biggest joke at the WC so far in your opinion?
>>155406764It's embarrassing
>>155406264>senegal has triple the gdp per capita as dr congo Holy fucking grim
>>155406568I fucking hate Memetinez so much it's unreal.
>>155406764It's Rooney, of course he will.
>congo are scared of a 50 year old when he’s 60 miles from their goalLmaoity
>>155406612They looked good when they won the nations league and bruno was in pretty good form going into the world cup
NOW THEY'RE DOING A SECTION ABOUT HOW GOOD HE WAS!!!! HE'S DONE LITERALLY NOTHING!!!! AM I GOING INSANE???
>>155406764PRE-ASSISTat least the match commentators are less bias, they sounds really happy when congo scored because portugal has been dreadful
>>155406565Diamonds but they're usually stolen by their neighbours from what I've heard, to be exported on top of that.
COCA COLA HALFTIME
>>155406568>488 passesthat seems like a lot
Why is their two baguettes and an Irishman on bbc punditry
>>155406737>ufofor me, it's built for comfort
>>155406764He distracted the defense!
>>155406800>>155406815I'm genuinely stunned. The majorityof the analysis has been about Ronaldo. AND THEY'RE STILL GOING. FUCK ME WHAT IS GOING ON.
>>155406799Unbiasedly conmebol but eufa teams a d fans were so smug leading up to this that I'm inclined to say its them
>it's penaldo fault that the defence sucksExplain this
>>155406909did rooney have hair transplant?
>>155406869Ronaldo bought the BBC confirmed
>>155406869Kek I might switch from Fox to BBC just for that, that sounds hilarious.
>>155406825Why the FUCK did your NT even hire him? He absolutely WASTED Belgium's golden generation with his garbage tactics lol.
personally, for me it's Dr. Congo. i can give you a referral.
>>155406799May have been UEFA in a way, considering how they moan the other confederations are overrepresented.
>>155406370>House, why are there 11 Foremans on the pitch?
us yuros worked hard to rebuild after some disappointing results, and you've gone and done us like this? come on portugal.
DECONOLONIZED
>>155406952Feel I remember him getting it when he was playing in America
Algeria vs CongoThe difference between a paid off team by FIFA and one which wasn'tSi they aren't rigging an Argentina Portugal finalFIFA have thrown Cristiano away like a used cumragI guess the stuff with Cristiano and Trump was a nothingburger about his legal issues and nothing to do with FIFA potentially buying it for him this time around, and I suppose Cristiano is naive and not aware of FIFA rigging Qatar for the midgetAt least this is the case so far for tye first halfMu prediction is either ARG FRA final again or ARG BRAInfantino won't allow his boypussi slut Riggi to lose
LMAO, they showed on bbc a cam in portugal(?) public watch party and a group of like 10 congo fans went nut in the middle of a sea of red portugal fans, it is top kek kinoany english bro watching the bbc stream would have caught that
>>155406799Uefa and is not even close.
>>155407014why you posting that jew woman?
kek.
>>155407056HOL UP
>>155406971I have no idea. Why the fuck would we hire that Spanish plant is beyond me.
Yeah, we are fucked
>155407066Not comfy, try again
Serious question. Soccer can't be that much more physically draining than basketball or hockey. Why do they need nearly a week break between matches?
>>155407088so based
>>155405971DecentCongo actually played football unlike Algeria who took the bribe and rolled over for Pissi
When's he going to do something?
>Portugal getting punished for slurping for 40 minsBased Congo
Congo locker room rnhttps://youtu.be/ncBsTWav_I0?is=vXxqH3zhm9JbUZae
>>155407088Kino. Genuine kino.
>>155407081>>155407088lmao
>>155407066>FIFA have thrown Cristiano away like a used cumragHis mum tried to as well.
>>155407138They don't weight train at all. Every time they get touched they tweak an ankle so they need to do rehab
Anyone catch the Fox announcer telling a story how his colleague called DR Congo Dr. Congo by accident and the other announcer getting all defensive and pissy
>>155404827come on, she's just a kid after all.
Why is Broly Congo not playing?
>>155406732Yeah, Pissi'sBefore Infantino started rigging WC for him he was getting btfo by IcelandMessi without Negreira and Infantino = Zero tituli
>>155407247baffling nonsense
Doctor Congo, is Ebglyss right for me? I do not have a parasitic infection, by the way.
god i wish that was me
>>155406799It has to be UEFA for more reasons than I can name. They have no right to be so prideful.
>>155405177>la bielsada
>>155407138same reason as always, ad money
>>155407088>the absolute state
AND IM PROUD TO BE AMERICAN WHERE I DON'T HAVE TO BUY RETARDED TV LICENSES
>>155407437It's a Democratic Republic actually.
>>155407349>only 3 kidsNeeds at least 3 more to become a true Congolais
>>155407349damn, that fever hit hard
>>155406799UEFA
>>155407457uncomfy image
>not bootyblasting the non-country 7:1is dr kongo finished?
MISTER PARADIIIIIIIIISE
>>155407501
>>155407468Is that Ronaldo being racist to a teammate?
>>155407214kino
>>155407471Doctor Republic.
why did Quaresma retired again?
>>155406980>>155407083>>155407369>>155407478UEFA has the second highest winrate so far at 46% (OFC has 50% with 2 games)
>Taking off your Bruno(you primary playmaker) but leaving Cristiano onGotta love Martinez's tactical decisions.
>Madueke is starting for Englel
>>155407468We have fox instead and it's fucking ass
>>155407138Football is every 3 daysYou can't be fucking seriousThe calendar is bloated as fuck these daysI get tired keeping up with the matches let alone the players
Wait, where's that one guy Leao? I thought he was good for AC Milan?
>>155407138Most clubs play 2x weekly no problem, World Cup just wants to prolong the spectacle and give people the chance to see every game. It’s a broadcast/entertainment decision to space by a week, not a sporting one.
>>155407610another bielsada from Martinez.
>>155407605It should be well above 50.
>>155407635He's utter dogshit lad
>>155407349>>155407476>>155407477Just saw that as well. The woman even has a pretty thick West Flemish hick accent.
>>155407457I would
DR Congo have unironically looked like the better side going forward this entire match lmao.
>>155407633You don't have to get a license it's better
>>155407635Leao received a red card in their last friendly. I don't think he can play yet.
>>155407629tommy tush is taking the piss
>>155407672not with so many teams being sentmore teams = more chaff to drag your average downobjectively, CONMEBOL have performed dreadfully and are carried solely by argentina
manlet begging for a flag lol
>>155407422They would push for more matches in that caseWhich FIFA and UEFA are constantly doing to the detriment of viewers like myself who can barely kerp up with all these matchesThese assholes think they're the center of the world and that they have no competition from other types of entertainmentThey can go fuck themselves
>>155407457average +40 woman on tinder
This is a kino kit color matchup tbqh
>>155407733But the big teams are most important, and UEFA's best teams haven't looked good.
kongo has been dominating poortugal for 5 minutes now
ERA
>>155407349Future Belgian footballers
congo legit looks more dangerous when they have the ball, fucking portugal is unreal
SE ESTÁN DURMIENDO
the country that brings back classic attacker role will win the WCnorwegian ogre will go farther than people think
>>155407825ummm yeah, cute
???
LOLWUT why is that a corner?
Ronaldo's market value dropping faster than Congo's diamond prices
>match so boring even the sticky is dyinggrim
Any Dandys in the crowd?
>>155407930new rule that says if you take too long on set pieces/throw in the referee can give it to the other team instead
>>155407635>thought he was good for AC Milanahahahahaah
i don't think i could post on /sp/ during world cup without comfy bakesthank you bros
>>155407953penaldogs got nothing to spam
Anyone else’s game feed taking a shit?
>not even a rigged corner kick can help penaldo
Why can't TSUUUUU beat doctor Kongo?
>>155407987Didn't even seem that long though?
>More people are calling out Martinez for his absolutely shit tacticsGood, he's fucking awful and somehow keeps getting jobs.
>>155408040it's 5 seconds
NOT SO FAST
>Joao passes to JoaoWhy are tugas like this?
HUH!?
OH NO NO NO
SHIKASHI
>>155407629Wouldn't mind one of his long range strikes tonight.
>Ronaldo literally raised his hand for offside because he didn't scoreLMAO
TROLLPOST
holy shit portubros this is not going to plan
new>>155402332>>155402332>>155402332
>performative shit and it's offsidetoppu kekku
>>155408162https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-iVXjQ_K7I
ahh so close, they are balling though
>>155402090>dr
That was never a foul. Riggi Portugalini.
DR Congo is the better side lmao.
>PoonoSuch a little sissy
>>155408214Retard
>>155408214we're still at page 2, retard
jajajajaja dijo el barsinso
>everyone was rating portugal and spain as favorites
Doctor Congo is scary....
That was a pen for Portugal
>>155408302Spain makes sense, but Portugal? Who in their right mind?
oh stand up you faggot
Bruno is such a faggot rat. Notice your player down. Want play to stop. Fake like you’re gonna kick it out then keep playing. Whine and complain when it finally goes out. What an absolute loser
well, it seems that contenders come come france and Argentina’s group. Any other group is trash
>>155408214>Peeks>UncomfyAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!
>>155408214Nah, not like this thread is going to autosage in a nhour
just woke up from my nap, what did I miss?
>>155408445Dr Congo is elite
>>155408424>rating group stage heroes
>>155408445Anon you've been asleep for four years
>>155408445Ronaldo hattrick.
What part of Democratic are you lads from?
>>155402332 >>155402332 >>155402332
>>155408510doctor
do you think Ronaldo is even sweating? Has he run at all?
>>155408510Zaire
>>155408526fuck off
>>155408526Nah
incoming doctor congo 2nd goal
Cute girl!!
>>155408510the part currently occupied by Rwandan-backed m23 rebels
>>155408526What do you have to offer over there?
>>155408510Leopoldville
ToT
>>155408510Lubumbashi
new new>>155402332>>155402332>>155402332
Christ this match has been boring. Like Spain Portugal have too many passers and no players that can beat their man
portugal look absolutely dire
Messi had 2 goals by now btw
They've started to become desperate
>>155408424If Senegal finished open goals they could’ve easily gone up 1-0 if not 2-0 and probably tied just like Congo are here. France were not overly impressive. Germany and Argentina looked like the best team packages, then France close behind with a little less chemistry but a little more talent. Spain could be good, hard to tell without starting Nico/Yamal. Fraud big teams are Netherlands, Brazil, and Portugal
yoyo chimpout
are they chanting messi
unc is way past it, jesus, sub him out
lol
KEK PENADLO
Oh right, Pisstiano is playing
messi already has 2 hattricks at this point
>>155408898Imagine being Ronaldo right now.
threw out his hip kek
It's RonaldOVER. Unc has to get subbed out by the 80th minute or Portugal might actually not win this.
>Passing to Ronaldo instead of shootingLiterally the microcosm of why Portgual won't win. Why the fuck would you not shift it onto your left and shoot ffs.
why is she so happy jota's dead?
Ronaldo stealing the chance off Bruno’s foot to shank the fuck out of it, that is pretty much how I expect Portugal’s tournament to go
>>155408804How are we a fraud big team when no one expects us to do anything? We knew it was over when Koeman was appointed
>>155409084uoh
>>155409084is that robert de niro?
you just know all penaldo can think about is messis hatrick
>>155409110Some people still rate you guys and it’s a pretty good team on paper, attackers excluded. Overall I’d say expectation for you is quarterfinals but Ro16 is your max with Ro32 quite possible, unless you get a ridiculously easy path.
>>155409079Argentinian players do the same with Messi. I guess they can't help it.
>>155409084what's Robert De Niro doing there?
I don't think Robert Martinez has any idea what the hell he is doing.
>>155409084gloating united fan baka
>>155409084that little girl is so hot...
RONALDO WIDERONALDO WHY
>RapenaldoKek
>>155409312Admittedly there's a difference between Messi and Ronaldo.
lol it happened AGAIN
bruh
So wide
again and again..has to happen
>Charles PickleWhat a stupid name lmao
>>155409312Messi actually finishes chances instead of snatching them from his teammates though.
>>155409601LOOK AT ME MONTE, IM PICKLE CHUCK!
>>155409312messi at least goes deep enough and passes to his teammatesronaldo's pitch heatmap looks the same as an old pitch with the muddy areas created by goalkeepers.
My comment in the argentina v algeria comfy thread yesterday asking if CR7 was going to deliver or embarrass himself was just in jest... didn't think it would be this bad
>>155409722queue up that sick dog that need to be put down copy pasta
They let go a good chance
>>155409403El SwitzANO
This dumb bitch corporate maxed partner in a meeting I was just in kept making soccer and World Cup references. I recorded her talking about the Cape Verde game:https://voca.ro/1eshvZhvtTslI fucking hate my job. I hate I haven’t been successful at working for self and have to be around these life long corporate “humans”.
Good match, let's go doctor congo
Is it me or that portuguese woman looked like Carrie Fisher?
Penaldo just standing 5m offside in the box, waiting for his team to move the ball up.
>>155409886How would you not be losing your shit if you were Portuguese? They're definitely good enough to win the whole thing but this egotistical old man is one handedly ruining it for you
>>155409827did anybody say anything?i dont think i can do corporate job bro, the older i got the less tolerance for bullshit like this
>>155409994seemed like most .pt flags here are negative about him
Congo can't string 3 passes together for an offensive now
>>155410089i think until the media in their country is against him it will be status quo
>>155410135as long as they dont let ronaldo score theyre winners
>>155409303Well, not in my circlesNobody has any faith in this teamWe will still watch and support, of course. But I think the collective groan here when Memphis gets subbed in can be read on a richter scale
cute kween
>>155410019No, she was just talking into the void. Complete waste of everyone’s time. Then at the end some other dumb bitches gave heart emojis. I want to kill myself.
>John Stones and Madueke startingYou're on spice if you think England are winning this tournament
This DRC coach is like a Temu Hervé Renard, good looking Frenchman who’s spent his career in Africa
ronaldo playing full 90 minutes, portugal has gone insane
>>155410249Genuinely so similar, this guy is just less handsome and successful than Renard
they keep showing that same big titty congo kween all match lmao
Conceicao is an obnoxious twinkLeao fraud as usualCristiano obviously 40 and Congo weren't bribed like Algeria was vs Pissi
>>155410325>Pyramids
>>155410322Their last warm up game they replaced every outside player except one during the game...Take a wild guess who it was
are the doctors just amazing at defense or is portugal too shit
the mpoopi dictator meme is based, but penaldo is really on some Chairman Mao shit, nigga wants to rule until death and not even be subbed out kek
Does Portugal have any players other than Ronaldo I should be aware of?
>>155410249Shameless lads are there just for the nubian kweens.
>>155410415i know it is his last tournament but it feels like a sick version of make a wish at the world cup
>LeaoNever seen such an overhyped player in my life
>>155410480It seems like the Iberian peninsula are not good
Imagine living in the middle of the Congo as a white man.
>>155410480both teams have been shit
>Poono in a game that actually mattersHim getting the assist record in a season where Man U played 40 games sums him up. Total fraud.
MURDERBALL
That should be a straight Red.
>>155410538Halilovic, Borjan to name a few
RED REF WTF
ERA ROJO
>>155410846lmao i dont think he even bother to look at the ball, ref has been soft this game
Macaco Louco, are you there?
You won't see a single Mexican complaining about that one.
wow RIGGED
nice GKone point is massive for congo, they can scam out this group
good on the commentator for calling out Clattenburg for being a lying faggot
kek almost chimpout at the end
what did Uncnaldo do in this entire game?
THAT BOOBA HAPPY JIGGLING AT THE END
>>155411117Yeah that was great, he was immediate on calling out Clattenburg on his bullshit.
>>155411193Running around
Penaldo status?
Well played, Congo, well played. Great team spirit, clean game.
>>155411193light cardio, it's healthy for your old age
>>155409827>That's a red card anon
If FIFA didn't buy matches Messoy this is exactly how it would go for ArgentinaRemember, the real Messoy is the one vs Iceland in 2018 WC and in PSG where he jobbed over and over
