Ahh I can't drive anymore edish
Gane should be cut.
I will be so happy when Tom heems gayne and does the roman salute and promises to kick out all the inmigrants back to france
>>155406706He's circumcised, I've checked
the tanned GOD vs the pasty INCEL
Illyeh Apturo, TopturoPAPAPAPAP
Is it true Gane is a dirty fighter ?
OOOOH ALEX IS TARGETTING THE BACK OF HIS NECK STOP THE FIGHT
>>155408926don't worry about it
ENTERILLY 'La Leyenda' APTURO
>>155408926Doesnt matter if it doesn't materialise into punishment, all that matters is who wins.
Re-watching Aspinall vs Gane, didn't seem all that one-sided as people claim.
cheating is also a skill.
>>155410434desu
>>155409868Why spanish are so anonnying like mexicans/colombians instead of being cool like us?Maybe germanics italians english slavs.migrants give us the advantage of cool headed.We talk after winning, but."latinos" celebrate before playing, Colombia did the same in copa américa final kek
Gane cheated. Dosent count. I have an moral code and that allows me to not become victims of your delusins. Those who are pure in there believes will see.
>>155410203it takes like 4 minutes to marathon it. rewatch it again. gane was quicker, gane outstruck him, gane busted him open. the momentum was all gane
>>155410784He isn't Spanish you moron.
>>155410869After re-watching, again at your request, they were both landing on each other. Yeah, I give the round to Gane, but they seemed very equally matched.
>>155411385RIP Ilsam
Why is ilia so fun to kick while he's down, I don't even like gaythje
>>155411939People over-hyped him like mad, I never liked him at 155. I feel Islam would have dominated him. Should have stayed at 145.
Ilia was flattered by fighting non punchers like Volk, Max and Charles
we are back as fuck
People are insanely overreacting to the White House card. I've heard people saying it was the greatest night of fights ever. Literally only the main event was a great fight. The others were all about average to slightly above average.
i feel bad for people who have to pretend like the current ufc roster is goodyou basically have to be a chud to tolerate the washed bums they wheel out now
>>155411385ez money Ian
IT'S REAL>IT'S REALWE'VE GOT GOOBY VS KHABIB AT HOME
Who should represent your country in the World Cup of MMA?
>>155412237Me
i remembered my heemcord credentials :)
>>155412222Fucking hyped for that fight, I could see it being very competitive.
>>155406499Fuck Dana
>>155412280Are you Murrco Krowkop's kid?
>>155412237 Elias theodorou since MMA is as dead as my boy is
>>155412335I'm his daddy
>>155412237Aspinall, no clue for my German half.
>>155412129You are measuring it by the content of the fight itself which I agree didn't have many wars, but all the finishes where pretty good except for Bo and Hokit
People forget man, but Frank Mir used to pronounce his own name "murr" at the beginning of his career before the "meer" rebrand
>>155412375His real name is Francisco Miranda
How did Meng get a hair transplant while keeping his hair long? I thought they shave you for that.
>>155406499https://youtu.be/kj6MxjuZO5g?is=iUlZYCSygsp9xdVoSome Ooga booga francophoneEye poker lying prone Monkey from the eastSays, Josh Hokit truly spoke itMichelle’s got an eight inch boneHer dong is a proper beastAnd the Epstein chaperoneWas standing in the cornerWatching the young girls danceShawn Strickland in his speedosTried to cleanse the pedosBut Trump told him to leaveTopuria crashed to the groundTopuria crashed to the groundHe was blinded by a whiteQuit on his stool in the middle of the fight
>>155412545Slop
ENTER
>>155412222>caucasian vs brazillian
>>155411385To the surprise of absolutely nobody, why do they drag out how long it takes to announce these fights?
>>155412545Post it another 20 times I'm sure it'll be funny then
>>155412613Aspinall does not have a heavyweight fame. He should eat less and fight at 185.
>>155412237Joshua Van
how do i learn the collar tie/uppercut bros
>>155412743You can really see the neanderthal genes coming through in round 4
the upcoming card is so dogshit besides the main does the ufc even try anymore
OK I PULL UP
Why do some fighters cope and seeth after a loss instead of just taking the L gracefully? They have to know it just makes them look like a bitch in the fight game when they throw a tantrum. Illia was battered and took a huge hit to his reputation but he'll probably bounce back decently compared to Pereira
>>155409868Sounds like the worst self help book I've ever read. I believe Ilia. I believeeeShut the fuck up
>>155412743Caucasus sisters... first Cumshot, now this???
>>155409868brian griffin ah quote
>>155412897Pereddit always pulls this shit when he loses this time its just a lot more eminent
>>155412850Never thought I'd say the words...peach of stoppage from herb
>>155412222Winner gets gooby
>>155412743
Y'All Must've Forgot
>>155411535>but they seemed very equally matched.Tom was busted the fuck up even before the poke. I'm not sure why you would even need to think all that hard about it. The way this shit is scored, damage is everything. Tom didn't drop him, cut him, or even wobble him. He didn't even fucking outpoint him. It was a straight up Gane round. Maybe Tom could have adjusted. Maybe not. We'll never know because at this rate he's never gonna fight again and Dana will strip him.
>>155412850Those are three clean ass shots
>Tom will unify be years end>Gane will be a meme yet again>Gane will get flatlined by PavlovichThere I just predicted future events
>>155413226>her
>>155413360>girl
Justin's walkout has leakedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62TrmUvQGjo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc8878HlUmoit's up
>>155413116Sure, Gane was doing well, but watch it back, they were equally landing on each other. Sure Tom had more damage with the nose bleed, but it was a competitive round.
>Herb put out a video explaining how Gane's shots were all legal>BRICS shitskins are still having their lil impotent chimpoutGEEEEEEEEEG braziltroons are such sore losers
>>155409868I'M IN MARBELLA BRO YEAHI'M FUCKING SPANISH BROIT'S ON SIGHT
>>155413875Troon.
>>155413708Herb Dean still to this day insists Jai Herbert was defending himself and he was right to not call Conor McGregor on his fouls
>>155413602>posts a frame of Tom with a busted up face landing a peach of a right hand directly on the air in front of Gane's... chest
from chama to trauma
Arrest this incel
Lucky jab? More like lucky kwab
Fuck gane
>>155414215oh you didn't watch the fight?
Alex is lucky sir ciryl didn't 360 speem his head off in front of his sons
>>155414242You have to understand Strickland is currently having another bipolar episode he'll say sorry in like 2 months
why did jdm fight sooner than pisslam despite losing to him?
>>155414242>>155414542he already made an israel apology vid this is his way of killing the old story
>>155414579Islam was sleeping
>>155414579Topuria pulled out
>>155411833Where is he?
>>155412222this is hilarious lmao
>>155411385oh yeah of course it's Ian to nobody's surprise. Islam is gonna either lie on him for 25 minutes or hold him up against cage.
crazy how that ai video of gane tkoing pooptan was exactly what ended up happening
Tom has already been downloaded
Will he HEEM Sean O'Malley?
>>155414867He'll never make it past Ewbeast
>>155414803Ai?
>>155414215Gane was hit and was moving back from the strike. Rewatch the fight.
>>155415007niggers
>>155414975Ewing is gonna heem current O'Malley btw
>>155414975Isn't Wellmaker like 45? Black don't crack but not great for UFC
>>155412222>islam loses to a vegan cuck irishman next level inversion of conor/khabib God is truly great
>>155413565>let's look at only still shots and pretend that's the fightI'm so tired of this cazzie shit. This is not Alex laying down on the ground doing nothing as Ciryl pounds him in the back of the head. He is constantly moving, pushing against Ciryl, upsetting his balance, all while he's getting punched. There is zero evidence that Ciryl was actively attempting to hit the back of the head. The fact that most of those blows were legal suggests otherwise, since the back of the head was totally open the entire time. You have an obligation to protect yourself at all times. If you are giving up the back of your head as someone is striking you, that's very arguably not intelligently defending yourself. Refs were very obviously coached before this fight: no early stoppages. I've seen Herb stop fights in that exact same scenario before. Just like how Goddard in the next fight literally overruled the doctor (have you fucking EVER seen this before?), this is a reffing problem. More than that, it's probably a fucking Trump and Dana problem. Ciryl is a lot like Alex. Neither of them are grapplers or MMA guys. Neither has a fucking clue what to do on the ground. Ciryl pounds away and Alex gives up the back of his head to it. Refs are supposed to stop these two adrenaline filled kickboxers from killing each other while clueless on the ground.
>>155414975Wellmaker turned out to be a bumb tbf
>>155411385Reminder that we live in the righteous UFC timeline. Cuckchado heems.
Should've walked out with jocko
>>155414729you're not supposed to outclass your opponent if he has more followers than you on instagram, the referee should have called it a draw
Much ink has been spilt over Ilia’s physical stature, but what do we think of his spiritual, moral stature?
>>155410784You prople are obsessed
>>155414729To the surprise of nobody. Remember that Tallison and Despaigne were peaching Alex up in sparring, and they’re some of the shittiest hws around.
A patrician's heem
What the FUCK was this lil midget's major malfunction?
>>155414242>casually decides to terrorise the entire east coast Based
No coming back from this
>>155416854He's got a soft head
>Chimaev lost>Topuria lost>.... ???
If you areeee what you say you aree
>>155416997Ian will qeem Islam with a headkick. Remember this.
>>155416945saar I found it very hilarious good times were had
Ganebros how we feeling about our cheating
>>155411833my favorite fighter based on vibes only
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would heem a man before elbowing him in the back of his head
>>155412222Is Ian really the hardest matchup for Islam right now?
>>155418038*blocks your path*
guess the fighter
>>155417979anyone that builds their neck up gets that b you may as well post a selfie with that pencil your head sits atop
>>155418038Yes.
Alex coping on helwani live
Eddie Álvarez.Khabitch.Charles Oliveira.Dustin Poirier.Max Holloway.But not Ilia.
>>155417979Benefit of leaving ss+gomad for a push/pull split
>>155418704Why were people doubting the guy built like Lesnar again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjHbZ-hKJM8Pereira LIVE and Gane is being BLASTED
>>155418859cause he was fighting a doo that looked like cain
>>155419026I appreciate the prompt concession.
>>155418859He lost to Volkov
>>155410434>>155410572I won't protect you when needed.
>>155414242>church displaying a pride flagwhat? why
>>155419768how much time y'got bappa?
>>155419820are they so desperate that they want to attract faggots or what
you now remember the hidden shadow prophecy
Normies finally watching a UFC fight with Pride rules.
Where is he?
>>155420843oinking his piggyclitty
generational aura loss from POOatan, at least Topturo credited Garth and didn't make excuses
>>155420857did you make that?
daniel "fatass nigga" cormier is addressing the allegationshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Vx1jwxhXqE
oh no he's upset :(
>what alex sees 3 hours into his rem sleep
we cannot follow them
that little annoying jew sure loves to instigate shit
I've depicted you as they obese brown person so now I win
Poatan putting Tom's media tour to shame. Trust the Brazilian to run straight to Helwani
Deport this jeet to sharty
>>155421320just say jew
>danielcormiertvwhy am I just now learning of this
>>155421277GET THIS MAN SOME CHAPSTICK®!
why doesn't dc just screenshot his dms with erika kirk
>>155421500because he's hanging a popeye's bucket of chicken off his bbc in that shit
Are they really millionaires?Then why are many bums only making 12K?
ok do not insult brics around spammy
what has become of you spammy? you used to post intelligent mixed martial arts analysis.
>>155421741how much time y'got bappa?
Do russians not brush their teeth? Jesus christ
>>155421912These are really good veneers
>>155421912left is perfectly fine and healthy
>>155421912>yan got fake teethOH ITS OVER!!!!!
>>155418038Genuinely yes. Prates and Morales are free wrestlefucks but Ian held off Shavkat for the most part and probably learned a lot from that fight
hello i am indian
Remember when Strickland was all like "I don't believe in religion, it's all stupid" and then a few months ago he just randomly decided to larp as trad cath for some reason
>>155422164None. I have a job, a stay at home wife and three kids.
Laura Sanko taking a huge shit in the middle of the octagon
>>155412222>It's another champion who moved up losing to a worst but bigger fighteryawn, this script is getting stale
>>155418038Yes, he can't submit him and Ian will dominate him on the feet.
what caused chimpout this time?
>>155421031why is china fatter than brazil
>>155422282muslims are the dogs of the world
>>155406499Its ironic that Poatan mocked Aspinal when he quit the fight and is now suffering from the same unsportsmanlike antics from Gane
ilia topuria is the first pakistani champion in history and this is how he's treated?
Tuivasa never complained about Gane's "illegal" blows
pereira deserved to lose for showing up with his butt looking like that, at least wear baggy shorts we don't wanna see that diaper
>>155421912i dont get it whats wrong with his teeth? left is like maybe 1-2 shades yellower
pereira is comically unselfaware in his cope
my main take away from recent events in the ufc is that the white man is back in a big way
>>155421912hes probably just a coffee drinker
>>155412995*Brian Steele
we can use ai to shrink pereira's ass once and for all
>who's the short on- ACKPIG DOWNPIG DOWN
>>155423486He probably gets off to other men looking at it
>>155421912the real question is what was this guy thinking?
Hey ilia!
Clitia sisters... AGPoagaped sisters... our DEI P4P spots... no...
I think it's distasteful for Ariel to bring Alex Pereira in the studio in his coma-state while the translator does the interview for him.
you know what they say, if ent le cheating you ent le trying
Now that the dust have settled, what did topuria needed to do different to win?
CuckchadoGODS.... It's the age of the upset
After Pereira's disgraceful behavior, I think we can all agree that we were all too hard on him right?
>>155406499I think Conor will lose
The results, they're in.Heemcord has come to the conclution that Gane incent should've been a DISQUALIFICATION.We also have concluded that Gaethje has somehow cheated and the case should be investigated.
>>155424346That demonic looking woman activates my almonds.
Every word out of Pereddit's mouth is another testament to GODne's greatness. The physical heem was secured. Now Pereddit's mind is in the deep walders. Such is the fate of all GODne opponents, like his evilchad forefather, Jon.>>155424346the most power /heem/ has ever seenHOW will smalloway weather this at 170 when he got daddied by shartles at 155
>>155424561still a bum
>>155424561its crazy that pereddit became the irl version of the /heem/ tom slander persona, kek. all he did in reality was make a vlog for his channel and a couple jokes about goggles. tomala wasn't that bad of a sport really.
>>155424727> The physical heem was secured. Now Pereddit's mind is in the deep waldersThat's the best part. Ciryl legit had him beat on the feet, he was clowning himHe gave him some (still legal) shots to the side-back of the head to let him know I beat you, now I'm gonna give you something to think about post-fight.Now if AGPoatan is ever gifted a rematch because he's Dana's cumpig, he'll have that in his mind, he'll be nervous, grabbing at his head, his mind out of the game.Mental destruction. Levels.
>>155424414kek, before the card guru was practically salivating at the thought of islam dropping from 1 to 3
Back to the tire shop, brown monkey.
Disgraced third-world heartlets that got their bacon bussies gaped by their daddies.
LMFAOOO
Tom bodied Gane
100% gay jew's gloves were tampered with prime tyson landing flush didnt do that much damage like gay jew's fucking jab lol rigged sport for subhumans
>>155426261>prime tyson landing flushThat's because boxers are pussies bJoshy Van would starch manlet mike
IAN.MACHADO. GARRY.
https://youtu.be/_EX2qN6Jou8?is=0PK6gnFJN0FOBhwH
Alex is now claiming that Gane was on the verge of gassing if not for KOing himhttps://streamable.com/ycqto8
>>155426203this is the best proof of Tom's eyes actually being fucked
>>155426196This can’t be real. It has to be a fiction, a fabrication. No fighter is this bitchmade.
fuck daniel cormier
>>155426594Nvm Alex is actually retarded.
>>155426716if he's bitchmade AND could legitimately murder any of us with his fists in under 2 minutes, then what are we?
>>155426594>I would've won if I hadn't lost
Gane might be my favorite fighter of all time.Nobody has managed to mindbreak this many fighters and their faggot fans at once.
>>155426897You make a compelling point.
>>155424656>all women officeSnake pit
>>155426940what is that bearded onions screaming about?
>>155426897Maybe he could murder you, I'm 6'4 250 shredded, not like him with a fat ass bbl, I'm jacked like gane, I'd rape him
>>155426940I tend to agree, Spammo. Gane is an artist in the cage and an elite casual ragebaiter. Thank you for having a good opinion for once.
>>155427078wrong board for larping, newfriend>>>/mlp/
>>155426940>France vs Britain
NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST GRAZE THE SIDE OF MY HEAD IN THE HEAT OF BATTLE NOOOOOOO
>>155426196I'm starting to think Ilia's paid him to do this to take the heat off.
remember that time that tom's training partner was like eyepokes shouldn't happen ever I never once eyepoked anyone and then he eyepoked that very weekend and got heemed seconds later? good times.
>>155427173Kek
>>155427211Anton Delija. what a knobthat other Glory kickboxer at MW seems pretty good though. the guy that beat that pretty good Dagestani/Chechen guy. nasty low kicks and hooks
Poatan is telling Ariel that he's not trying to change the results of his own fight, but is only concerned with fighter safety going forward.
gane cheats in every fight and did literally the same shit to poatan but yes its tom whos the problemjones fans really are braindamaged cucks
>>155427376It appears that Gane's superiority has caused some controversy among the chud population.
>>155427376gane is a cheater and tom is in the right BUT the amount of theatrics around exams is putting tom into the bitch category if he had done the stipe route after dc eyepokes and kept it light he wouldn't have pissed away good will with the fans sorry not sorry b
Gane got the poobooties squirtin and squealin
feel bad for bullying topiglet now seeing this copereira crashout. he actually did get fouled with a thumb in the eye but didnt yap. sorry clitia. youre more of a man than pereddit.
Gane isn't here to make you comfortable. He's here to push the boundaries of what is possible. He will be revered by future generations.
>>155427501>if he had done the stipe routethis, stipe took his lick and patiently waited until he could permanently change dc's face with an almighty mother of revenge pokes in the rematch. and nobody blamed him for it. tomala could have gouged gane's eye out of his socket and lost no PR in a heematch but he acted like a sissy.
Pereira is now fatter than his translator
>>155427638That was so kino to watch… Cruz even laughed about it in the commentary, everyone knew that dc had it coming.
>>155426940wow he looks even fatter and shittier than I remembered, is he hitting the bottle or something?
>>155427710subhumans with sleeve tattoos should be thrown in gas chambers
>>155427710imagine the amount of dead skin curds plinio has under his pits, tits, and crotch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WE7_uNkwMIits up
>w-well.... w-w-well then... if they aren't back of the head... t-t-t-t-THEY NEED TO CHANGE THE RULES!!!!! RIGHT FUCKING NOWKEK... herbdaddy farming concessions left and right
Pooreara has absolutely destroyed himself
>>155427710>So he put me out with a jab>And then he gently caressed the back of my giant swollen head, which is illegal
hokitt vs pereira comain aspinall vs gane card
>made the GOAT shoot>made roided jiggano shoot>made tomala quit after jabbing mastervlass>starches meme face in 2 rounds and ruins carefully crafted "legacy"
is this what has his vagina leaking?aint no way blud worked himself into a seething shoot after larping as a pro wrestling character for years
>>155427907is he now a top 5 HW GOAT? the competition is pretty stiffFedor, Werdum, Big Nog, Cro Cop, Stipe, DC, Cain, JDS, Reem, Mir, Ngannou is a crazy lineup
>>155427907KEK WHAT A MOTHER FUCKING BASED MULLATTO HALF KARABOGA HALF ARYAN CHAD STRIKER GOATKWAMBMHKHACSG
>>155427996Werdum will always be my GOATMuch love to le funny face flying kick throwing submitter man
>>155427787Imagine marrying Helen Ye and then she turns into Helen Yb
>>155428005chamacels think that strike is illegal btw
Why does Gane seem so boring, even when he gets finishes? His entire style is just annoying.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
>>155428088two disgusting lowlife witches who will never find spiritual contentment and moral joy
>>155428084I'm sorry you feel that way
>>155428110>two [women]
Poohand trannies are coping BIGLY.
but why did Gayne cop a feel
>>155428204Bon Gamin is a merciful conqueror
>>155428088i would rawdawg ilias woife on a hourly basis
>>155426196he just can’t stop hahahah holy fuck
>>155428267she's not that cute when you see candid photos instead of curated angles/lighting/filters/makeup
more like Alex Payaso amirite
Bro only landed 8 legs kicks and got dropped by a FUCKING JAB and is saying GODne was about to gas outKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>155428373spoido what's your obsession with the ugliest soijaks
in alex's defense he sounded equally as retarded in the ank loss cope and look how the rematch went
in all seriousness Gane deserves the jon jones rematch super fight
RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!
>>155428418kiss my gen 5 nigga
>>155428267Based
>>155428307my favorite cope from this video is the part where he blames gane for going crazy trying to finish the fight, like gane was supposed to take it easy and let him recover
At least Totpuro is accepting his defeat like a man.
>>155428477because gaethje didn't cheat
>lucky jabthrows the same jab 50 times per fight>he was gasseddidn't break a sweatCHAMA
Uh oh cobGOD has his pigclitty squirtin...
>>155427710he's gonna end worse than coke gooby
>>155426196it looks super bad for tom now that he jumped on the copewagon just to hate on gane. he thought everyone would agree with copeatan instead he just looks bad by associating with him
>>155428005Imagine the power levels they must've felt. They're fight or flight instincts kicked in
can someone ai deepfake pooptan onto prichard colon
Here, come get that meat Khamzat!
>>155428486yes he did because Israel was hitting Topuria with the discombobulater rays used in Venezuela
Jiri bros... We didn't really lose?!
>>155428408Ank had a heemed rib for the rematch, if Poohand gets to have a cope then so does No Chama. they should do a trilogy but Ank probably rapes him at this point
>>155428594Why would Adesanya do something like that?
is this all really just freaks that blew their welfare checks on dumb bets venting?
>>155428553those cases are actually very rare but I hope Alex gets it
>Ank probably rapes him at this po-ACK!!
>>155428660Yes
>>155428660big ank got caught, poabum got dominated
>>155426196This is what happens when you stop drinking. Let this be a lesson
>>155428612>Ank had a heemed rib for the rematch, if Poohand gets to have a cope then so does No Chama.don't say gay shit like this>they should do a trilogy but Ank probably rapes him at this pointi agree
Who beats pooatan for kwaboty this is an all time melty
i hope to god daner actually books an immediate rematch and he gets fucking chinned again
niggadesanya
Can someone make a bane gane mask edit
>>155428752I genuinely haven't seen anyone work himself into this much of a seething shoot since (you now remember) Tyrone Woodley
>>155428862Yeah easily
shall i heem my meng to japanese or western wmma today
>>155428862yes considering someone has already
>spoido
i just realized theres no chinese porn
Slamspaddy finna remind the porkers who they papi is
>>155429047Probably because they are all dicklets like you, ching chong
>>155429047cant see their mengs on camera, its just pubes
>>155429047oh but there is
>>155428862
Getting called spoido hurts your feelings?
>>155428862>>155429127second version
>>155428862do you feel in charge?
>>155429023>>155429198We don't sign our posts here
lmao spoido ass nigga
Spaddy got em tweakin and leakin like Lee pigby I fear
>>155429272Spoiddy
mike malott is 34
Does anyone know the name of this fighter who would go for leg locks and purposely twist people's knee to try and tear their acl? They would also ignore tap outs and keep twisting the legs.
>spoiddy
>>155429291talm bout rousimar palhares b?
>>155412222>WE'VE GOT GOOBY VS KHABIB AT HOMEkek
>>155429291talmbout palhares b?
just found a fc2 ppv of a former rizin ring girl and this is how hard i heemed my meng to itsakakibara is in dire straits meng he's losing his employees to get creampied with no pixelation on camera by some skinnyfat guy in a luchador mask. Dana won i fear
>>155429291Roosee Mar Paul Harris
spoido
>>155429356can't just leave it at that bro
>>155429291Ronda Rousimar Paul Harris
>YNR them making el violado PFP no.1
The name spoiddy REALLY stuck with him, didn't it?
>>155428862from the ancient archives
>>155429356ya ever see the king reina one b
>>155429393>>155429361>>155429341>>155429330Yeah that asshole, thanks
>s p o i d o
>>155427638>>155427712kino
>>155429291ciryl gane
let me think about it
damn he hates being called spoid
>>155429431We call him spoidaddy here.
>>155429531I'm afraid so
what was umar thinking here
>>155429388FC2 PPV 4918854>>155429454she was lil bit an out of shape mess brazza. big belly but flat chest. but still heemed my meng on principle. i remember being excited before watching because i thought it was rena not reina.
wtf...
>>155429673thanks bro. in return i recommend NIRC-001. one of my favorite mma PPVs
>>155429694Gane should be in prison for this
Frank, Tim and Poatan all exposed for what they truly are. Jon who is at least somewhat aware of the fact that he is an asshole got spared. Some poetry in there dude.
>>155429833who the hell are frank and tim
>>155429833You got a big enough blunt there, Nate?
>>155429694ripe for bgc
>>155429672Sicilian books and Sicilian struggle against the system
Alex's aura
>>155429694I want to fill it with jizz
>>155429833the "im a hecking good person!!!" cope literally never prospers. better to just be an open evilchad and people will like you. Jon's good boy shtick was just a thing he used to piss off his haders, but some of these bapas genuinely buy into it.
>>155429910>>155430024>getting horned up looking at a hulking brute's skull crateryou guys should really take a step back and assess how you got to this point in life. it's not too late to save yourselves
>>155429694that's just the lens making it look worse than it is
nobody ever died cutting weight nigga why don't heavyweights just cut down to flyweight
>>155430037alex had him on the ropes there, look at how badly gane is gassed. if crooked herb didn't stop it, chama would have recovered to land some BRUTAL leg taps and while endlessly circling
>>155430037NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT
>>155428777>Alex demands rematch>Denied>Refuses to fight anyone else>Raises Ngannou levels of shit towards PooFC>Finally gets cut>Fights Ngannou at MVP>Gets BRUTALLY heemed to the back of his head for real this timeI have predicted the future
>>155429877Fat Fucking Frank Nguyo and Tim Aspenladd. Y'all motherfuckers need to follow the game and I don't even want to but that's what it's about know what I mean?
>>155430202bruh just say Ngannou and Aspinall, ain't nobody keeping up with your internal autistic nicknaming
lets be realDC is a better HW than Pereddit
>>155430058actually the pranks on you because im not gay at all I just say gay shit every day hoping someone likes you takes the bait and after 12 years its finally paying off haha you lose!
>>155430273there is not a single sane soul who would've denied this at any point in time. DC was spinning around Josh Barnett like a beyblade
>>155430273fym lets be real nigga no body ever suggested otherwise, DC would have two rounded that shitter in both LHW and HW, standing if he chose to
>ufc fight night: medic vs rodriguez
>>155430375that's a banger what are you complaining about
>>155430172JESUS CHRIST wtf? He literally killed him. I don't remember Ariel Helwani and Luke Thomas bringing this up???? Why wasn't this a controversy?.....
>>155430058>subconsciously writes in the style of an erotic wattpad fictionyou're the biggest faggot of us all you dirty closeted bumpkin
>>155430429ooooof
>>155430429holy fucking CHILLS.L E V E L S. Every JonGOD win ages like wine.
>>155430474Francis would never kill somebody.
>>155430557no idea what you're babbling about but don't get mad at me for being a queer. seek God
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!MENG HAS SIDED WITH CHAMA
what went wrong
>>155430429Jon and ciryl is like emperor palpatine and darth vader
>>155430402Oh yeah we need a D rod main event in fucking 2026
>>155430273I dont think anyoen thinks ohterwise. DC is an fantastic fighter.
>>155430429people forget man jon jones was also winning the striking exchanges before he wrestlefucked gane
>>155430375this is what Dana thinks of the general public
spammy sits down to pee
>>155430583I'm pretty sure you're the kind of YMCA raped faggot freak that doubles down on his gay pedophilic cult to rid himself of his guilty homosexual confusion turns out you're in the lion's den you're all faggots in there
>>155430656He pressured gane like a man possessed
>>155430631medic finna ball out. it's a great matchup
heem discovering in 2026 that jon jones is good at fighting
Jon always wins the story
>>155430715ok french fairy
>>155430727>manhandled by not one but two lightweights
>>155430738I started watching mma in 2010. some of these dudes shitposting in here all day were literally toddlers back then
>>155430776jalin always knocks people down, he's dangerous. and thankfully drod aint gonna wrestle. if you don't see how it's a fun matchup then you're just a fat dork
>>155430727holy glass cannon
>>155430799zoomers barely use 4chan. gen alpha doesn't at all
>>155430773I don't care to prove I'm not gay god is not real you stupid idiot
>>155430837thank you expert on what everyone does
>>155430814he's more based than mckinney and slightly less based than jiri
>>155430847>god is not realsorry for the blunderactually he is real and his name is BNGMN
>>155430847>homosexual>godlessbut i repeat myself
As you are well aware too much pleasure can be a very dangerous thing
>>155430847wew
>>155430857https://4chan.org/advertisehttps://springtideresearch.org/post/data-drop/what-has-gen-alphas-social-media-usage-looked-likenow be a gentleman and apologize
HOLY FUCK
>>155406844Kek
how does one obtain 'fight iq'
>>155430956buddy I'm literally talking about 18 year olds
>>155430172based big dan spergliatta letting that warrior go out on his wheelchair
>>155431022it's an uneven distribution. 18 year olds are the .01% tail end. 4chan is a dying website. i don't know how this is controversial. newer gens don't visit dying websites. that's why it's dying
ian garry after winning one decisive round: OIVE GONE OUT DERE AND OIVE ALMOST BEAT DA NUMBA WOON POUND FOR POUND GUY IN DA WORLD
to the blood. TO THE BONES!
>>155412001Nah, he was maybe the GOAT FW. But he's too small for light weight. Dude is short and a framelet, both his LW opponents looked like they were fighting a much younger brother.
His name is La Leyanã
ILL TOILETGAPER
>>155428343bros head looks like EDP445's back
>>155430429more scripted shit i've ever seen
>>155430656>>155430717>lay out obvious blue print to beat Gane >none of those shitters have the tools or wits to execute it It's tawlf
>>155431434GANE DEFENDED TOMS SOLITARY TAKEDOWN
>>155431434gane gouged the eyes when tom went for a takedown
Schaub would have fucking blown out Ganes asshole with gorund and pond early in the figth. Cant take that divsion for seriously anymore
>>155431085Nipple to nipple, dick to dick, to the fucking death!!
>>155431434You can see that when jon did his 360 gane respected his aura too much, compare that to Tom's 360 and how gane threw that overhand. He learned his lesson
>>155431555your gimmick with retarded takes and poor spelling has never been funny and you need to get back to the lab
people really cannot be rational about GODne, they have too much personal feelings involved to be objective. he lost to the GOAT and got decisioned by another all time great heavyweight (and would have won if he didn't go for a meme leg lock when he had top position). yet people assume hes going to go on a tuivasa tier loss streak because of those Ls and seethe like crazy when he always inevitably wins because he's acutally a beast of a peach
Usually when it comes to these sorts of big upset moments they don't tend to happen in threes so I expect Garry to lose
>>155431021You download the data.
>>155431694>and would have won if he didn't go for a meme leg lock when he had top positionball knower. he only has 1 true loss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNRD-QajHlY
Bongbros, what are your thoughts on wmma underground legend Jasmine Jae?
>>155431593
>s-spoido!!!
SPOIDAMAN
>>155431466>>155431541Jon's grappling obviously helped but he got the takedown since Gane overextended after not being able to implement his long distance striking early on.
>>155431593he had to respect the 360 because Jon was hunting the bodylock and Ciryl's only way to survive was "i can't let you get close". Tomala isn't on that level.
>s-s-spoido
Khabib married a blanket
>>155431979Better than a miami stripper tɓh b
Spoida girl Maria Oliveira
YOU KNOW I BROKE MY EYESSHATTERED BONES ON A SUNDAY NIGHTA REFEREE THAT WON'T STOP THE FIGHTNOW MY CAREER IS OOOOOOOOVER
>>155431979she looks like a nice lady
>>155426196No way this is real, what a fucking faggot. Be right back, I'll confirm if he actually said this shit or if it's just shit translation
>>155432015Why no Ilia friends warned him about this??
Ugly manlet freak
>>155432160he's pretty handsome>>155432145she wasn't a stripper but marrying a miami girl i is still no bueno. extremely plastic culture
>>155432117>Plinio intentionally translating things wrong to make Alex look like a bitch Would be based
>>155432208>Would be basedPlinio CONSTANTLY mistranslates and forgets things Pereira said, it's honestly infuriating sometimes
why didn't illia just hit the body ??
>>155432245
>>155426196>>155432208Pic related's translation is perfect, I'm looking for the other one
>>155426196>>155432312how are people in Brazil reacting to Pereira being such a sore loser? I assume he was a superstar over there. probably the most exciting Brazilian champ since Aldo or Silva right?
>>155432312this doo looking like he brought his fazza to your door to have stern words with your fazza after you beat him up at school
>it was a lucky jab, I slipped on a banana, he was going to gas out, herb dean was against me; I got sick, my tummy hurt, the wind went against me, I worked at a tireshop just before the fight, Nina sucked me off so I felt a bit low energy, it was an early stoppage, I swear if I didn't get hit by the lucky jab I would have, I could have, no actually I won...
>>155432188>is still no buenoIlia might not have street knowledge about this, but that's where his friend should step in.Should've marry a local Spaniard,, or better yet a Georgian village girl
>>155432312alex already showcased how much of a beta pussy he is when he lost to ankh the first time, instantly making excuses like a fucking baby. loser. hate gane too, btw.
>>155432478very true but I think she comes from money and was able to support his lifestyle
>>155426196Pretty much correct too. What an ugly way to go out holy fuck, this is pathetic.Talk about it once, but crying like this is fucking pathetic. Now what? Get a rematch, get fucked by Gane again and retire? What a retarded nigga holy fuck. I lost so much respect for him for this>>155432356>how are people in Brazil reacting to Pereira being such a sore loser?Most are reacting like him calling Gane a cheater and stuff, but in their defense most are casuals who don't understand the rules when it comes to this so they are just parroting him. >I assume he was a superstar over there. probably the most exciting Brazilian champ since Aldo or Silva right?Correct but not the same level of fame I'd say>>155432516At least he was injured back then and he didn't look good. But now it's just sore loser talk. Even if he goes on to break Gane in a rematch, this made me lose a lot of respect for him
>>155432516>hate gane too, btwayo cmon b
Why is pooperia acting like a midget?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TszYdQYFvRY
>>155432401remind me again why this guy is so revered?swear his stoic meme legendary warrior aura is just him being devoid of a brain
>>155432401He knows its back to the tire store
>>155432564appreciate the insight, Bhe's definitely on embarrassing levels of cope right now. if he somehow gets the rematch and Gane beats him again (very probable), then he's gonna have his legacy destroyedalso bum rushing Gane like he did with Ankalaev won't work in his favor. people still don't admit this but Gane has a good argument for being the best all-around HW striker of all time
poatard is a questionable stoppage merchant but somehow wants to bite the hand that feeds him nowherbacious finna let him get flatlined in his next fight just so the retard can find out what he wants to find out, that gane was about to have him in the fencing position
>>155432564Poafraud has always been a sore loser
The raped
>>155432704A brazilian anon once said his vocabulary is limited and he sounds dumb as rocks in portuguese. I believe him.
still don't know why izzy cried over dricus making fun of his dead dog
>>155432862>A professional fighter sounds dumb Shocking discovery.
>>155432913izzy is a well known manchild
>>155432777what a coping retard, he got figured out. literally got baited into the exact same situation he had to get saved by the bell by in the first fight, even down to the same rocked animation like he was in a video game lmfao.
>>155432594TJ wanted to die in there with one shoulder and fought CCC off a concentration camp he is 10x the dawg big bitch is.
>>155432913>>155432971talmbout man's best friend B? come on now. that's like insulting any immediate family member. the noble canine is revered. Quasimodo predicted this you know
>>155432726No problem. Agree. It was just stupid to jump to heavyweight and fight one of the most athletic guys in it. He should have fought some bums before going for the top guys. >>155432777Eh, accusing someone of bullshitting is different from crying about rules and creating stuff out of thin air like him said Gane was tired and desperate when Gane looked fine throughout the whole fight. This is a thousand times more pathetic>>155432862>A brazilian anon once said his vocabulary is limited and he sounds dumb as rocks in portuguese. I believe him.An exaggeration imo. He sounds like the average introverted guy, but his IQ comes out whenever he talks about fighting. He isn't dumb at all. Plínio however is a horrible translator.
he went up too many classes, he wouldn't even make weight if it didn't all go to his ass
>>155433037how come poatan lives in connecticut and goes after stale mid bitches like nina drama and merle and tracy cortez instead of having daily 3somes with brazilian dimepieces that come in all colors of the rainbow with tremendous bundas
would powerlifting benefit fighters?
>>155433054He's just not a complete fighter like Jiri
>>155433146only if they're planning to deadlift and overhead press their opponent or bench press them off
>>155433146that was paulo's base
is this the p4p curses?
>>155433116Grass is greener or something. He probably has already dicked down enough pardinhas and wants American mutt pussy now. >>155433146There are pros and cons, but I'd say more cons because it's teaching your body to produce stationary power when in a fight you need the opposite. Shit like training your flexibility would probably have more of an impact. I think the exception would be at heavy weight where you might have slower fights, or if your style is very wrestling based, idk.
>>155433205>bench press them offnice try but this would actually help in grappling scenarios>>155433218really? I would have thought he trains in the 12 rep range. hes built like a body builder
>>155432862well color me surprisedstill needs a translator, struggling to express the most basic statement in english after god knows how many time spent in the us training with international partners.
>>155426196How is that a lie?
even tried that amateur foot stomp then realized he wasn't up against Jamahal Hill kek
>>155433291Chama
yeah but how many illegal backshots did pereira land on merle?
>>155433146Only worked for Andrade
>>155433146>>155433262I guess the main idea is not to do only powerlifting
I just realized that we barely have Brazilian posters on /heem/ anymore. there used to be a lot
A better view
>>155433439>>155433439>>155433439
>>155433231yes this is the EA cover curs just look at Conor {lost to nate}, Ronda {flatlined/exposed}, Jon {court case/pregnant woman hitter}, Izzy {flatlined/Jan}, Meng {flatlined}, Pereira {Alex standing}, Holloway {???hopefully flatlined}EA has some jiinx attached too it athletes from other sports still fuck their careers doing it very few get away scot-free.
>>155433146absolutely notonly bodybuildingpowerlifting is a gimmicktraining your nervous system to get really strong at the squat bench press and deadlift movementsit's not good for general strength
>>155433364Sports are becoming less and less popular everywhere. MMA is becoming less popular here I'd say. We only have Alex and who now? Prates? Charles? Most fans here are casuals who only follow the bigger names.I for one practice MMA irl casually but I don't watch UFC religiously only the guys I like, I do watch other stuff though like bare knuckles, one, etc.
>>155429531I think he's making fun of you for making a spelling error while insulting. Which is an extra story loss, fearfully, might I lament.
>>155433575shut up spoid
>>155433146It kinda does, I once had a grappling match with some jiu jitsu guy and despite me not knowing what to do he couldn't choke me or keep me pinned down, there was kind of a stall and we stopped because we were tred like crazy.I don't see any negative returns from doing weight work except for putting on weight
>>155433387rose is so hot
As much as everyone's talking about diaper boy, it seems like that fight would have been the main event if one of the guys involved was American, amirite or wrong
>>155430024Gane raped Alex's skussy I'm afraid
>>155428477the Spanish are a very Honorable Race.
